Jesus Crust!

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about taking the premade sandwich game by storm and providing something for fellow crust lovers. Will there ever be 'Crustables'?

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00:00we had read this stat about how the nfl spends millions of dollars a year

00:14on uncrustables yes is that legitimate apparently it is i think i've seen did we watch the videos

00:25in here of like them having them at the lions training camp and like guys were just grabbing

00:30them out of us so i just watched that somewhere um an nfl insider reveals several reasons why they

00:36are fast and portable they're great for locker rooms they're great for halftime snacks they're

00:42great for travel they're packed with quick carbs with the bread and jelly additionally the peanut

00:49butter adds fat and protein which every athlete needs and it can provide them with sustained

00:54energy levels that they need peanut butter is such a great snack i love it i always knew i fueled like

01:00an athlete yes yeah i eat way too much peanut butter yeah they say also weirdly enough the nostalgia

01:07effect like being reminiscent of childhood helps reduce stress in athletes it's calming yeah so

01:15um the nfl did confirm they go through roughly 80 000 uncrustables per season

01:2280 000 yeah i watched them eat them after a training camp video or something so well there

01:28was a delay in one of the games due to like thunderstorms yeah that's what the sideline

01:33reporter said is like they're stocked up with uncrustables and all sorts of stuff in there huh

01:38how do the crust brothers feel about i'm not anti-crust i'll be i don't eat an uncrustable i've never

01:44had one i don't think well do they all have peanut butter in them no no there's nutella there's honey

01:50one i would get peanut butter and honey is there peanut butter honey yeah okay i've never had that

01:56that might be a good on the probably too much sugar in there now but no i don't care you don't care i

02:01really don't yeah we all die some way i always thought they were just peanut butter so i never

02:07because that's what my kids had was the peanut butter ones peanut butter jelly but uh so i stayed

02:11away from them jelly the raspberry and chuck why don't we start crustables don't they have

02:17they gotta have crustables where it has crust aren't those just sandwiches they don't just all

02:22crust don't ruin our idea shut up shut your face you're all right he gets really listen he takes it

02:29just a sandwich yeah he gets he takes it shut up shut your face isn't that just a sandwich shut up

02:35shut your face got a million dollar idea on the table here man crustables crustables sandwiches with

02:42crust the snack of the wnba yeah they love crust yeah we'll get page crust sisters she'll rub it in

02:49your face oh my goodness i'll let her feed me oh okay all right i'll eat her crust oh my god almighty

02:58crust diamond even peanut butter i'd take the risk she doesn't want you anywhere here her crust

03:04he'd be covered he'd be covered in peanut butter knowing he's dying home with hives jesse be like

03:09what happened page page fed me peanut butter and jelly i couldn't say no no i get it

03:16yeah there is no such thing as crustables no no lisa because they're sandwiches well right but

03:24they're not sandwiches on the go can you buy a packaged sandwich like frozen packaged sandwich

03:31yeah i don't this is our idea i know but it's not out there like no one else has done this the deli

03:37counter and stuff and like vending machines they have sandwiches but no but i'm talking about this

03:43style like a kid's i don't think style you need a different name crustables crust brothers

03:49uncrustables isn't gonna let you use crust okay crust brothers okay crust almighty

03:55there you go not bad course jesus crust

03:58that's the commercial jesus crust that's delicious

04:05oh my god it's right in itself i love it i didn't believe in these guys ideas but once i tried it

04:13jesus crust is delicious it's a blasphemy i'm telling you crust almighty's

04:22i love it you guys we're sitting on mountains of cash it keeps pushing me to the ceiling

04:28oh my god yeah come on i'm just saying i can't believe there isn't like a normal like you just

04:39got a picture the uncrustable and then the exact same style thing but it has crust right would we

04:47okay you know how the uncrustable's like round yeah we go square with it we do go square with it

04:52we go square with it we're the crust brothers yep extra crust you like it crusty we got you

05:02i'd think about doing a limited run with the what's it called the very first piece with the just

05:11oh the heel the heel oh the heel oh the heel is delicious oh man i throw that away oh then bring

05:17it to me i'll eat it terrible oh i love the butt so i never eat that heel the heel holy heel that's

05:25delicious yeah holy yeah straight to heel

05:30come on listen dude you you nothing holds peanut butter i tell you a year from now if friggin

05:41square crusty sandwiches come out oh much like hot pockets stole my idea i will flip you'll lose

05:47your mind that's it that'll be my breaking yeah right that'll be when i just lose it and go to

05:51some world headquarters you'll need to go on medication stop there yeah let's stop there

05:56complain and make a complaint complaining um if uncrustables comes out with a product called

06:02crustables sue i mean i think and that that's who i'd be worried about get me david because it is

06:09are there other there's got to be others like us so love crust yeah are you making the sandwich with

06:18the heel of the bread no that was just a rare that's a limited edition run because most people hate

06:25it yeah i love the heel oh my god it's so it would be a fail i like the heel toasted

06:30you do i don't mind it it curls up if it's fresh i'll take it oh i'll eat it i put peanut butter on

06:37it i use it last i don't even well it's there it's a mad guy i pull from the middle and well

06:44lenny's got some things he doesn't like it out he doesn't it's not his preferred but he won't let

06:48it go to waste the heel to me keeps the rest of the bread fresh so you always eat the last two

06:53heels first look at that double heel sandwich is this anyone listening in the food industry that

06:59wants to get in on the ground level here yeah we need distribution this is your shark tank moment

07:04jesus crust heal me jesus crust yeah heal this is your chance crust almighty oh holy crust

07:12brothers in cross god's big right now guys god's big right now trademarked the freak you haven't said

07:18trademarked the freak yeah sinful of peanut butter oh man see it's right in itself

07:25yeah we could do like a confessional we're the new ben and jerry's

07:30we're dave and chucks you imagine okay can you look something up for me yeah how much does

07:36uncrustable make per year oh i'm sure it's smuckers so oh my god imagine you're a smucker have you

07:43ever tried uncrustables yeah all the time oh really they're always in my house yeah uncrustables

07:50is on track to be a one billion dollar brand this year one billion dollars in sales they hit 920

07:57million do you know how happy i would be with just being a 10 million dollar idea absolutely

08:03how are we gonna take on smuckers we're not they can they can have their slice of the pie okay we're

08:09just trying to nudge in next door we're like i'm a little skeptical but i'm i want to be a part of it

08:15so i'm in no i just got to be making sure we're making the right choices yeah that's good we're like

08:20a boyfriend who's dating someone who's got three dogs and you're just trying to get just a tiny bit

08:28of the blanket we just want a tiny bit that's all we need and we'd be set for life we're gonna get

08:36fire you in or out oh i'm out okay she's gonna regret that y'all heard it one day i don't know

08:42i'm in jesus crust is will take off crust almighty's oh whatever crust almighty's we could workshop that

08:50a little bit the whole jesus aspect if you guys want to go all in i'll be i'll be in with you i mean i

08:57get it i think we could have an offshoot we could probably do crust almighty's yeah and we could sell

09:03them to the church and stuff and certain different organizations they would buy it up for sure holy

09:07hazelnut you know you know we can get a lot of rallies you can give them out at rallies i think

09:12they'd be a big hit the wafers and stuff we could sponsor it could just be crustables we're not gonna

09:17make eucharist okay relax okay you're out that's maybe taking it a bit too far okay yeah yeah the

09:26body of christ we're not making the body the body of crust god that is good blasphemy yeah body of

09:34crust all right so we have to say when you hand it to someone oh wow we're done we're basically fired

09:41already we're just targeting i'm crustables over like a kid's thing we're targeting adults totally

09:47yes yes part of our marketing could be how smuckers is all about the old people because you know like

09:53they do that yeah the old person yeah so this is for the young generation yeah we're bringing across

09:59because smuckers is old and made racist comments allegedly oh wow i heard through the grapevine yeah

10:07we're bringing crust back what i so we're the pepsi oh no we'll be the coke do not i'm fine being

10:16the pepsi i'd rather be like the dr pepper whatever let's be the doctor pepsi's on a yacht still oh

10:22you're right you're right he's doing just you're right so right pepsi's on a yacht you're right i

10:29never thought of it that way yeah you're absolutely right may may not be as big as coke's yacht i can't

10:33wait for someone to take this idea and it to come out and dave loses mind oh my god no you

10:39will not you've never experienced i really have to do a deep dive and make sure no one's already doing

10:44miss

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