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00:00Evictions were high in the house.
00:02Edward said everyone's just got their sob story, yada, yada, yada.
00:05It's actually real stories.
00:08With the eviction showdown fast approaching.
00:11Am I being mean? I don't want to be mean. I'm going to cry now.
00:16As Big Brother brought more Christmas gifts.
00:19That might just make your heart jingle for all the wrong reasons.
00:23My heart jingle's enough.
00:24No.
00:25A wicked twist on the advent calendar.
00:27What are you doing?
00:28What are you doing? There's prawns in there.
00:32The housemates had to face their festive fear.
00:38No.
00:39Chili.
00:40Oh, no.
00:41Your eyes are watering.
00:42No, they're not.
00:42It all ended in tears.
00:45Seeds are stuck in my brace wires.
00:48You have passed.
00:50That is disgusting, bro.
00:52And the house got their shopping budget.
00:54See, that looks like a waste of money, don't you reckon?
00:57Okay, just get the sausages.
00:58While our lovebirds...
01:00I can't quit.
01:03...kept the kissing under wraps.
01:06Right under their noses, they don't even know what's going on.
01:09Tonight.
01:14I think she likes conflict so that the house will split.
01:17The gloves are off.
01:19Not appreciating all the little digs you've been doing.
01:21You don't appreciate all the digs I've been giving.
01:23In the final surge towards a major elimination.
01:27Colin, stop!
01:28Because I know that you think you've got that high horse.
01:31Oh, you know what I think, do you?
01:32I don't like this towards the end.
01:34But there's a huge plot twist no one will see coming.
01:38I really don't want it to turn into Jerry Springer at the end.
01:41I really don't.
01:42While a secret mission for the boys...
01:44You must secretly steal each item on this list.
01:49...turns the festive season of giving...
01:51Yeah, I didn't expect it to go to that level.
01:53...to the sneaky season of stealing.
01:57Oh, my God.
01:58It's day 26 in the Big Brother house.
02:23And after a week of Christmas celebrations,
02:26the housemates are waking up merrier than ever.
02:29Whoa, Jesus.
02:33This is Big Brother.
02:36Good morning, housemates.
02:38Good morning.
02:38This might just be your best day yet.
02:42What does that even mean?
02:45Coco.
02:47Coco, my face.
02:49I have a double...
02:50Hey, listen, Coco's Christmas Cafe is closed, dude.
02:55You've got to go in the kitchen and get it yourself.
02:57The coffee machine is now in the...
02:59So you can make your own coffee.
03:01Oh, I'm so happy.
03:04Take me with you, Eddie.
03:06Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
03:08Oh, my gosh.
03:09How wedgie is so deep.
03:11Come on, let's go.
03:16Boys are weird.
03:17Action cows, man.
03:26Action cows, man.
03:33What's happening?
03:34This is our life, man.
03:41Oh, God, help us, man.
03:46We've gone from being faithful wives
03:48to seeing a myriad of bums and...
03:51I know.
03:52...in 20 days.
03:53Mind you, at least that one wasn't a hairy one, though.
03:55Yeah, that one was more pleasant.
03:56No, I've got a full bladder.
03:57I'm going to wean myself.
04:00Well, I would just like to ask,
04:02do you think there's a chance
04:03that I have the Guinness World Record
04:05for most farts done by a TV show character live-action, bro?
04:11That could be cool.
04:16You got up on the right side of the bed of the surf today.
04:19What?
04:20You just seem much more cheery, much more happy.
04:23Yeah, happy to be here.
04:23Could be my last day.
04:25As a nominated housemate,
04:27how are you feeling this morning?
04:29Feeling good, actually.
04:30Feels, uh, feels good.
04:32We're coming to the end of it.
04:33In a cheerful mood, and, uh,
04:35it's, yeah, it's nice to wake up to everyone,
04:37and everyone seems to be in a good mood,
04:38and having a coffee together.
04:40Do you want me to make you a coffee?
04:42Oh, my gosh.
04:44You're such a weirdo.
04:50Oh, my God.
04:51Can you just not seriously, though?
04:52I haven't had my coffee yet.
04:54So, no worries about being nominated.
04:57Oh, look, it is a worry, you know?
04:59Like, I don't...
05:00I probably played it off a little bit cool last night
05:02after thinking about it, you know, in bed,
05:03last night.
05:04I do really want to be here,
05:05and I do really want to be here till the end.
05:07Um, you know, there's such, you know,
05:10such amazing people in here.
05:12Obviously, with a few hiccups here and there,
05:13because there always is,
05:14but we love each other deep down.
05:16We know it's a game,
05:17but at the same time, we really are a family,
05:19and, um, it's going to be sad to see any of us leave.
05:22So, um, to be honest, big brother,
05:24I'm just trying to be as positive as I can.
05:26Yeah, I thought that was bang.
05:28That was great.
05:29I'm losing all my eyebrows as I get older.
05:41You are?
05:42Yep.
05:43Really?
05:44I've got, like, no eyebrows at the end.
05:46Oh, yeah, sometimes they do taper off at the end, though,
05:50don't they?
05:50I don't know.
05:51I'm, like, I don't have enough hair to pluck.
05:53Yeah, yeah.
05:55Got ya.
05:56Yeah.
06:02It must feel nice not being nominated, Em.
06:05I was shocked.
06:06I was pretty certain that I was going to be in that group.
06:09I can't believe there's only us three girls left.
06:11I know.
06:12It's a boy's world.
06:13It is, isn't it?
06:14It must feel amazing to make it to the end,
06:16you know what I mean?
06:18Oh, I mean, I mean, that's if it is.
06:20I mean, who knows?
06:21It could be a sneaky one in between.
06:23This is a thing.
06:24We just don't know, do we, love?
06:28Emily.
06:29Good morning, big brother.
06:29How are you?
06:31What can big brother do for you?
06:32Oh, I've just got a little bit of a, like,
06:34a little bit of a weight on my shoulders.
06:37I, um, it's just getting to me a little bit
06:41that I nominated Coco.
06:44Why is that?
06:45Well, because I do like Coco.
06:47I think she's a lovely, lovely girl.
06:48In all reality, I don't want anyone to go.
06:52I just, I don't know.
06:53I just feel, I feel bad about it.
06:55I love the fact that, um,
06:58Bruce has dry shampoo.
06:59I think it's the funniest thing ever.
07:01Oh, yeah.
07:02Oi, it's the funniest thing ever.
07:03I know, right?
07:04Bless him.
07:04Oi, I'm like, who even, what guy has that?
07:08I might grab a bit of that after you, darling.
07:09Yeah.
07:11It's so funny.
07:12I'm like, what guy has dry shampoo?
07:14That's classic days.
07:16Emily.
07:17Yep.
07:17A nomination does not have to mean
07:21that you do not like that person.
07:23No, I'll, yeah.
07:24Well, yeah, well, that's it,
07:25because I, I, I do like her, yeah.
07:28That would usually be the biggest, like,
07:32watch to me, but now I'm, like, I'm using it,
07:34so it's like...
07:35It's great.
07:35This one smells good.
07:36This one's a great one.
07:38It smells good.
07:38It smells like organ oil.
07:39It's nice.
07:42It's all just a game.
07:44You like saying that, don't you?
07:46Just reminding you.
07:48Yeah, I, uh, roger that.
07:50It doesn't mean that your remaining days will be easy.
07:55Well, no, I understand that,
07:58but I did vomit on national television,
08:00so, I mean, I know it could get worse,
08:05but I do think I've reached the bottom of the barrel there.
08:09Can you still taste the blue cheese?
08:11No.
08:13No.
08:14I tried to drown it with a scotch finger,
08:16a couple of scotch fingers yesterday,
08:18and it seemed to have hidden or destroyed
08:20some of those flavours and aromas.
08:22Well, that's a win.
08:24It is.
08:24It's a win for me, big brother.
08:29After recent accusations of spending too much time with Bruce,
08:33Coco is trying to reconnect with Alana.
08:35How are you feeling?
08:38Are you feeling good?
08:38Because, like, you must be feeling good
08:40not being up for noms too.
08:42Yeah, it was just nice not to be this morning.
08:45It was nice to wake up and go,
08:46I get a day off from that pending sense of doom of...
08:51Pending sense of doom.
08:52..what's going to happen, what's going to happen.
08:54And I think because it's so close to the end,
08:56it doesn't, it's not like it used to,
08:58it doesn't feel like it used to feel anyway.
09:00It just feels like there's more tension in the house
09:02or something, though.
09:04It's because the concentration, it's the dynamics.
09:06The dynamics are different.
09:07Yeah, I know what you mean.
09:08It's, like, it feels like there's just, like,
09:11even just, like, even...
09:13Because me and you were so close
09:14and it feels like we've just, like, drifted apart of it.
09:17Yeah.
09:17I just don't know what's going...
09:18Have I done something?
09:19No, I just think it's, um...
09:22You've just spent more time with Bruce.
09:23And I'm not heard about it.
09:25I just think that Bruce has become your person.
09:28Like, I'm trying to just distribute my energy
09:31equally the same,
09:33but it just feels like sometimes it's a little harder
09:35to come into the conversation with you and them
09:36than it is just to just slide into the boys' combo.
09:39It's a different energy.
09:40A lot of their stuff is mindless.
09:42You don't have to...
09:43You can just pop into their stuff
09:45cos it's just, like...
09:46Do you know what I mean?
09:47Whereas you probably think that Emily is just a bit deep,
09:49and I know that that's too heavy for you at times.
09:51I can see it on your face.
09:53Where are things at between you and Alana now?
09:56I don't think they're very good.
09:58Yeah, it hit me a little bit hard this morning
10:01just because sometimes it feels really hard
10:05to approach Alana and Emily
10:07when they are having their conversations
10:09because it just feels as though I'm...
10:12One, I'm not invited.
10:14And two, it sounds as though, like,
10:16she thinks that I'd prefer to be talking about farting and stuff
10:18and that I'm a surface-based, kind of shallow human being,
10:22which isn't it at all.
10:23I actually enjoy an intellectual conversation.
10:25Sometimes I might walk away
10:28if it's just that heavy, negative energy conversation,
10:32which is, you know what?
10:3498% of the time up in here,
10:36so maybe I do want to just go and just, like,
10:39zone out and listen to the absolute nonsense
10:41the boys talk about.
10:42I feel like there's a lot more negativity going around.
10:46It's just, like, little small things or, like...
10:47Yeah, see, I don't see that.
10:49I don't know what that...what you're saying there.
10:51Well, like, it might just be even the way, like...
10:53It might be not what you're saying,
10:54but sometimes it's the tone, you know what I mean?
10:57Like, I'm actually going to be brutally honest with you.
10:59Like, sometimes it is the tone.
11:00Like, I got a little bit upset the other night
11:02when the whole Vinny thing happened
11:03and then it wasn't what you said.
11:05It was the way you said it about, I guess, even the...
11:08Like, you know, you're not the only mum in here.
11:09It was the way you said it.
11:11Because I was like, shit.
11:13Like, I don't mean to bang on that I'm a mum.
11:15I've got three little babies at home.
11:16That's just naturally what I'm going to do.
11:18If that makes sense, like, in the nicest way possible.
11:21Like, I'm not trying to attack you.
11:23I'm just saying, like...
11:24No, well, yeah, sorry.
11:25Sorry I made you feel really uncomfortable.
11:26It's OK, and I'm sorry if it feels like
11:28I've taken a step back from the circle.
11:30It's just, you know...
11:31Yeah.
11:34I won't talk in a roundabout way.
11:36I mean, there's only four days left,
11:37so I don't really have to anyway care about certain shit,
11:40but, um...
11:42I'll be mindful not to talk in a roundabout way.
11:45So...
11:46Yeah, if you see me, if you...
11:47Feelings aren't hurt.
11:54Oh.
11:54It just didn't feel like what I was trying to say
11:58was actually being ingested whatsoever.
12:02I'm not sure there was any resolution
12:04to any of what we were talking about,
12:06but anyway, to be honest, big brother,
12:08it's beyond me.
12:10I tried to say my piece, but, yeah.
12:13After Coco's failed attempt to reconnect with Alana,
12:30she's turned to Bruce for comfort.
12:32Whoa, fuck, yeah.
12:33It's, like, so...
12:35I feel so heavy.
12:36I kind of wanted to see why she's been funny with me.
12:39She didn't really explain why, but it was, like, you know,
12:42I chime into the conversations after everyone's been talking about it
12:46for ages and take it the wrong way
12:48because I'm always with you, apparently.
12:51That's...
12:52Which is not true.
12:53That's not true at all.
12:54And she was, like,
12:56you're not the only mum in the house, you know what I mean?
12:58Like, I was, like, I fully understand that,
13:00but it's the way you say it.
13:01She didn't like that.
13:04But it's true.
13:07That's not what I wanted to get out of that conversation.
13:10I wanted to, like, understand what I'd been doing wrong.
13:13You've been doing nothing wrong, that's the thing.
13:15She's in there.
13:16She's probably in there talking about me.
13:18Do you remember the other night when Vinny said what he said
13:20and I had my little vent?
13:22Yeah.
13:22Big vent.
13:23She took that personally as an attack
13:25that she talks about her kids all the time and her parenting
13:28and that's her identity and that's who she is,
13:30and I was like, oh, God, that's not what I meant.
13:32That's...
13:33I would never...
13:34And, you know, I think of every avenue
13:35and every joining all the dots and catastrophe.
13:38That is not something that would have come across my mind.
13:40She said that she finds our conversations
13:42too intellectually intimidating.
13:44Ours?
13:45Yeah.
13:46And said she was overwhelmed.
13:48Doesn't make sense to me.
13:50You can't just come and join one conversation and go,
13:52oh, no, they're too deep.
13:53And it was a women's conversation.
13:55We were talking about women's business, like...
13:57I don't know, darling.
13:58I mean, it's either that or talking about buttholes.
14:01I mean, I wanted to talk about something intellectual.
14:03And that's actually what I said.
14:04I don't prefer to hang out with the boys.
14:06I like to hang out with the boys and the girls equally.
14:09Mm.
14:09But, like, it doesn't feel easy to be able to walk into, like,
14:12and be able to have conversations with those two.
14:15It just doesn't...
14:16She goes, oh, you know, we like intellectual conversations.
14:18It's, like, almost like she was saying I was dumb.
14:20No, she keeps saying that,
14:21just like, you guys just can't handle the...
14:23You just don't want to, bro.
14:24I'm not a dumb person, but it feels like that's where it hurts me, I think,
14:28because, like, I do enjoy having intellectual conversations.
14:32I don't...
14:33They don't feel very approachable for me.
14:35They're not approachable at all.
14:36Oh, dear.
14:38I really don't want it to turn into Jerry Springer at the end.
14:41I really don't.
14:42Seriously, mate.
14:43That's the last thing we need.
14:45Jerry, Jerry.
14:47Jerry, oh.
14:48This is Big Brother, Bruce, and Colin to the diary room.
14:56What the heck?
14:57Kwasi.
14:59What the heck?
15:03Oh, my gosh, that's huge, bro.
15:06Big Brother has summoned the two of you
15:08for a sneaky, silent, and high-stakes Christmas mission.
15:15OK.
15:16Yes, sir.
15:17Before you is Big Brother's Christmas wish list.
15:21Your mission is simple.
15:23You must secretly steal each item on this list
15:26from around the house
15:27and deliver it to Big Brother's Santa sack here in the diary room.
15:32All right.
15:33Without raising a single hint of suspicion
15:36from your fellow housemates.
15:39OK, so we've got to tell them we got in trouble when we came in here.
15:41Housemates, shall we look at the first item?
15:44Easy, easy, easy, easy money, bro.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Emily's Grinch mask.
15:51If you successfully deliver all items to the Santa sack,
15:56the entire house will be gifted a well-earned KFC Christmas feast.
16:02Oh, my days, bro.
16:05The zinger box.
16:07Yo, a zinger box.
16:15Yeah.
16:15No, we got that.
16:16You've intrigued me.
16:18Big Brother's glad to hear it, Colin.
16:20Nice.
16:20Yeah.
16:20Rev, let's do it.
16:21All right.
16:22Roger, Dodger.
16:24Oh, my days.
16:25Easy.
16:32Oh, my God.
16:40Too easy, mate.
16:41Can we go next?
16:42Yes.
16:45So next is Alana's water bottle,
16:48which she has on her.
16:50I saw her pick it up just a second ago,
16:51so that's going to be the more difficult.
16:54But that's all right.
16:55We got this.
16:56Good luck.
16:57Happy stealing.
17:02Bruce's plan is simple.
17:04Stage a fake fight with Alana
17:06to divert the housemate's attention,
17:08allowing Colin to swipe the water bottle.
17:12Hey, Lawrence.
17:12Me and Em just had a little chat,
17:14and I think she kind of helped me realise a little bit.
17:16Yeah.
17:16I may have even been doing it unintentionally.
17:19I will just say,
17:20I am not appreciating all the little digs you've been doing.
17:22You don't appreciate all the digs I've been doing?
17:25Yeah, so, like, calling us shallow
17:26because I was mates with Vinnie,
17:28trying to egg me and Coco on,
17:29and then saying,
17:30oh, you're boring,
17:30now you guys are spending too much time together.
17:32You guys aren't cleaning enough,
17:33I do everything.
17:34I've done dishes for the last four.
17:35So that's a lot.
17:36So that's a lot.
17:38Yeah.
17:39I know it,
17:39and I think that's why it's eaten away at me.
17:41I don't know exactly what you're talking about.
17:43I think there's a lot going on there.
17:45The Vinnie thing,
17:47yeah, I got that,
17:48I know what you're saying.
17:48The Coco thing and that,
17:50it's boring to me, mate.
17:51But it's not my job to entertain you.
17:53And it's not my job to give you a solution.
17:55Another issue then,
17:56since we're covering them all.
17:57Well, you're covering them all.
17:58You're saying, for starters,
17:59Oh, no, you've been dishing them,
18:01and I've just been biting my tongue.
18:02And the biggest love way,
18:04could you guys find, like,
18:05because, like, it's, like,
18:06overwhelming a little bit,
18:07like, just a private spot
18:08to, like, talk about this sort of stuff.
18:10I'm not going to take the sun away from that.
18:10Because I just want to sit out at the pool.
18:11Not in, like, a douchebag way.
18:16We'd love for both the homies.
18:21Why am I going to take it now?
18:23I just look like a lingerer.
18:25Oh.
18:27Is this between you and Alana real?
18:30Um, look, not really.
18:32I'm going to be honest,
18:33I kind of just wanted to pull her outside
18:34for a little chat.
18:35I thought it was just going to be a,
18:36sorry, I'll stop making those comments,
18:37and I'll be like, yeah, no worries,
18:38sorry, I didn't say it sooner,
18:40sort of thing.
18:41Like, so that,
18:42I was just trying to distract her from Colin
18:44so he could grab the bottle.
18:45You're changing what you're saying
18:46and what you're meaning
18:47interchangeably.
18:49Literally.
18:49You know what?
18:50Let's just agree to disagree.
18:51No, no, what are you talking about?
18:52Oh, I'm, honestly.
18:53I think you're struggling to actually,
18:55like, what you're...
18:55I think I've expressed myself very clearly.
18:57You just sat here in front of everyone
18:59and said you're not speaking
19:00on behalf of everyone.
19:01Then you've made a statement
19:02on behalf of everyone again.
19:02No, I made it very clear
19:03this is what I've experienced.
19:05You just grasp at any little misspeak
19:07or anything that you think
19:08will get you the leg up
19:09in this argument.
19:10I know what I've said
19:12and I'm not going back on it.
19:14Because I know that you think
19:15you've got that high horse.
19:16Oh, you know what I think, do you?
19:17No, I think I,
19:18I think you think.
19:20Which, once again,
19:21entitled to my opinion.
19:23You okay, Colin?
19:25Yeah, just overwhelmed.
19:26Yeah.
19:26Not, you know,
19:28like, not you and the wrong
19:29or him.
19:29I just, like, yeah,
19:30I just get overwhelmed.
19:31I do too.
19:32I do too, mate.
19:33Yeah, sorry, everybody.
19:34No.
19:35Oh!
19:36No, it's true.
19:37It is.
19:37It's yucky.
19:39It makes everyone feel off.
19:56That's where music would be good.
20:11Okay, okay, okay.
20:13Please, can we,
20:14let me rip this out?
20:16I can't rip it.
20:16Just let me rip this.
20:18Yes?
20:19You've caused quite the commotion.
20:20Yeah, I didn't expect it to go to that level.
20:22It was just supposed to be a distraction.
20:23Go, appeal number three.
20:26Oh, eats.
20:28Eats, eats, eats, eats, eats.
20:30No, I'll just go and act like I'm angry
20:31and be like I'm doing a workout or something.
20:33Yeah, easy.
20:34Yo.
20:34Yo.
20:35You doing a gym sesh?
20:37Yeah, I'm going to go burn some stuff off,
20:38but it's too hot out here.
20:45Has any words been exchanged or not?
20:47Huh?
20:48Any words been exchanged after?
20:49Okay.
20:50There won't be, mate.
20:50There won't.
20:51No worries.
20:52I'll be here if you need me.
20:54Thanks, mate.
20:56Eats.
20:59Oh, shit.
21:03Edward's black cap.
21:04His black cap.
21:05The black cap that Edward was wearing this morning,
21:08Big Brother believes Colin may now be wearing it.
21:13Easy.
21:14Let's go.
21:15Where's your black hat?
21:17The Beverly Hills black hat.
21:19Oh, bro.
21:20Eats.
21:20Eats.
21:20Go for it.
21:27Number five.
21:32Roger.
21:33Lounge rug.
21:34Sweet.
21:36I'm okay.
21:40And I'll be okay, lovey.
21:43It'll take more than that to break me.
21:44What's he carrying?
21:52The mat.
21:53The white mat.
21:54Hopefully they're making their own quarters.
21:57May I?
21:58You may.
22:02One of the white Christmas trees?
22:03Near the entrance.
22:05Okay.
22:06Yep.
22:06I can't blame that on an angry workout, can I?
22:13Um, roger.
22:15Thanks.
22:17You don't have to worry about me, mate.
22:24That's your boy.
22:27Don't worry about him.
22:28So subtle, Bruce.
22:30I think after that little rant I had, no one's willing to say anything to me, which
22:34is, uh, working well.
22:38Bedroom.
22:39Bedroom bean bag.
22:41Oh.
22:42Oh.
22:43Can I, um...
22:45Can you talk to me?
22:47No, can you gather everyone outside?
22:50I need to...
22:50I want to say something to everyone, but I just need a moment to think about it, if that's
22:54all right.
22:55Me?
22:55Yeah, can you just get everyone outside?
22:57Yep.
22:57Let's go.
22:58Can we do it on the couch, because my feet will burn out.
23:00You can do it.
23:01Yeah, you can do it on the couch.
23:01Yeah, we'll go.
23:02Family meeting.
23:03Righto.
23:15Am I allowed to have, hopefully, our last family meeting ever, bro?
23:22Are we just doing it over there?
23:27Shit.
23:28Did it work?
23:32Did I say?
23:35Yeah, we did.
23:38Come on in.
23:39Congratulations, housemates.
23:44Can I go out there and see?
23:45You may now return to the lounge.
23:47Can I tell them or no?
23:48Don't reveal your secret mission yet.
23:51Okay.
23:51After Bruce deliberately picked a fake argument with Alana to distract her during this secret
24:17mission, he called a family meeting to clear the air.
24:20All righty, gang.
24:22I know there's been some bad blood today, specifically between me and Lance, and I just want to say
24:28we've got four days left.
24:30I'm like, you don't have to like me, you don't have to forgive me, but I am very sorry and
24:35I just, I think we should just all be mates for this last week, you don't have to forgive
24:38me as I said, but look, I just want to have a good time.
24:42I'm just going to hang out, eat food, go chill in the sun, sauna.
24:48You're welcome to love me, hate me, join me, I don't mind.
24:51That's, but I am sorry that you all had to witness that as well, and I am sorry to Lance.
24:55Does anyone want a conch?
24:56This is Big Brother.
25:03Some of you may have noticed the number of items around the house have gone missing.
25:08Yeah.
25:09Including some of your personal items as well.
25:12What?
25:13It's you.
25:14You were taking that.
25:16Earlier today, Big Brother assigned Bruce and Colin a top secret festive mission.
25:21I saw you take that, I was like, what the hell are you taking that for?
25:24They were given Big Brother's Christmas wish list and were tasked with stealing each item
25:30from around the house and delivering it to the diary room, all without being detected
25:34by any of you.
25:37You successfully smuggled every item back to the diary room.
25:40You did not leave that bottle, bro.
25:42I know, that's, I was trying to get you.
25:43You did not leave that bottle, bro.
25:45Lance, that's why I kept trying to get you to move locations and stand up.
25:48You were in the kitchen, bro, and you were talking with the bottle, bro.
25:49You would not let it go.
25:50I need it, bro.
25:51What bottle?
25:51Your water bottle.
25:52We had to steal it.
25:53That's why I kept targeting you, like, no, I tried to get you more riled up.
25:56That's why I brought up the education.
25:57I thought you were going to stand up and be like, this is bullshit, so you could grab
25:59it.
26:00Aww.
26:01You would not buy it.
26:02As a result, Big Brother is gifting the entire house a festive feast of fried chicken.
26:09Ooh.
26:10Love that fried chicken.
26:11A glorious delivery of KFC.
26:13Yeah.
26:13Oh, yeah.
26:15Straight to the door.
26:16Big Brother house.
26:17I'm KFC.
26:18I actually did not care and I was just picking things that would try, I was really trying to
26:22get you riled.
26:23I'm sorry.
26:24I am sorry.
26:24A joke's a joke, but you know, like, there's definitely, you obviously feel a kind of way
26:29and, and I'm fine with that.
26:31We got KFC.
26:32That's what it was.
26:33That's all it is.
26:34I'm just so glad it's fake.
26:35I'm glad it's fake for your sake too, because I was about to take you in the bedroom and cry
26:39for a long time.
26:39Yeah.
26:40Oh, yeah.
26:41Oh, darling.
26:42And also, you didn't stand up for her, so you were a bad person.
26:44Right.
26:45Don't start with me.
26:46I think there needs to be some sort of apology.
26:47Apology.
26:48He did.
26:49He did apologise.
26:50I did.
26:51He needs to apologise sincerely.
26:52Some of that stuff, well, you can say it's a joke, but the things that were said.
26:56Oh, no.
26:57I know.
26:58Clearly came from somewhere.
26:59I wouldn't just start ripping you, Em, that you're a shit teacher and this, that, the
27:02other, then be like, oh, I'm joking.
27:03Oh, dear, darling.
27:04He needs to.
27:05I actually still feel like crying.
27:06And I don't blame you.
27:07I would say Lana and Ed are my people in here.
27:10And so, obviously, when one of my people are being targeted in an argument, it makes
27:16me feel very uncomfortable, especially when it involves them.
27:20They did well, though.
27:21I'll give them that.
27:22They did put their Meryl Streep on, Big Brother.
27:23I will commend them for that.
27:25I feel like I'm just going to, like, have a nervous breakdown.
27:29I know, darling.
27:30We're nearly there, darling.
27:31Don't.
27:32Don't go now.
27:33We're too much into the whole thing now.
27:35You've come this far to absolutely lose your mind right at the end.
27:40Oh!
27:41No way!
27:42Oh, my God.
27:44Let's go, let's go, let's go.
27:46Bruce and Colin, please use the KFC app in front of you to peruse the menu and place
27:50your order.
27:51Okay, wait, wait, wait.
27:52I'm so excited right now, bro.
27:54Alright, bro.
27:55Oh, zinger stacker.
27:56Zinger stacker.
27:57I've got to get the zinger stacker, bro.
27:59Yeah.
28:00Boom!
28:01Ten peas hot and crispy, four dipping sauces, spicy wings from the secret menu.
28:07The zinger double box custom.
28:09Zinger custom.
28:10What a dream.
28:11That's enough.
28:12One last thing, Brett, please, if I may.
28:15Boom!
28:16Thank you, housemates.
28:17Big Brother will let you know when your delivery arrives.
28:19Let's go!
28:20Right, I'm not there.
28:21Thank you, Big Brother.
28:22Thank you, BB.
28:23Thank you, KFC.
28:24Holy thank you, KFC, bro.
28:25Jingle bells, jingle bells.
28:26Oh, no!
28:27Jingle all the way.
28:28Colin yelling again.
28:29Is Colin still yelling out there?
28:30Mm-hmm.
28:31Yeah.
28:32I'll stay in here.
28:33Mm-hmm.
28:34Well, I love him to death, but, oh, my God, I might sometimes, like, play.
28:35Please give me a two second break.
28:51It makes me more dumb.
28:53He should be on a restriction, coffee restriction that kid, I reckon.
28:55I just need a breather sometimes.
28:57No, fair.
28:58I just need it.
28:59Oh, alright, here he comes.
29:00I'm going to the diary room.
29:02Are you?
29:03Are you?
29:04Please stop me from speaking in that voice.
29:06Colin, I've tried.
29:08No.
29:10Oh, I love him to death, but my God.
29:13I'm so keen.
29:18Is that him?
29:20Yes.
29:21Colin!
29:24Can it?
29:26Colin!
29:27Yeah, hey!
29:28Do it again!
29:29What?
29:30Don't.
29:31It's killing.
29:32Edward reckons it's sick.
29:33Stay in there and stop.
29:38Colin, stop!
29:40Coco, why are you being annoying now?
29:44I like seeing you get riled up a little bit.
29:47Coco, you're going to regret this tonight,
29:49when I absolutely annoy the shit out of you while you're trying to sleep.
29:53So, well done.
29:54I don't care.
29:55Yeah, you do.
29:56Cheers, big brother.
29:59Bruce and Colin, your KFC delivery has arrived.
30:05Please make your way to the diary room to collect your festive feast.
30:11Oh my goodness.
30:13Take a second.
30:15Do you like it?
30:16Please, brother.
30:17Mmm.
30:18Oh my God.
30:19Should we just stay in here?
30:20Right.
30:21Housemates, the rest of your food has been delivered to the front door.
30:22That is all.
30:23Thank you, baby.
30:24This is the front door, right?
30:25No way!
30:26Yay!
30:27Oh, it is real!
30:28Yay!
30:29Oh, let's go!
30:30That's just outrageous!
30:31Wow, wow!
30:32Oh my God, that's nice.
30:33Oh!
30:34Oh!
30:35Oh my God!
30:36That's you?
30:37Superstar.
30:38Wow!
30:40Thank you so much, guys.
30:41Dude, we've got so much.
30:42Guys, I love you all.
30:43We can't eat all this food.
30:44Yes, we can.
30:45Quick shout out to everyone who got caught in the crossfire of this.
30:46Yeah.
30:47Oh, it is real.
30:48Oh, it is real!
30:49Yay!
30:50Oh, let's go!
30:51Oh, let's go!
30:52That's just outrageous!
30:53Wow!
30:54That's so nice.
30:55Wow!
30:56That's so nice.
30:57That's so nice.
30:58Oh, my God, that's nice.
30:59Oh!
31:00Oh, my God, that's nice.
31:01Oh!
31:02Oh, my God, that's nice.
31:03Oh!
31:04Oh!
31:05Oh, my God!
31:06Superstar.
31:07Who got caught in the crossfire of this?
31:09Me and Colin are very sorry, but enjoy the chicken.
31:12I am really grateful it was just for a prank and a prize.
31:16This has been the most unique, best, weirdest experience that I've had.
31:25I'll tie my hair up for this.
31:26It's literally like Christmas dinner.
31:27It is.
31:28Do you guys have popcorn chicken now?
31:30Here, take the box.
31:31Look at the amount of chicken in that, bro.
31:33Yeah, that is a lot of chicken.
31:34That's absurd.
31:36Bro, it's falling out the sides, bro.
31:38Mmm.
31:39This burger dummy thick, bro.
31:40That KFC, that's one of the coolest things I've ever witnessed in my life, bro.
31:45I couldn't even see half a table.
31:47It was just straight KFC.
31:49What a jobless, bro.
31:51Holy...
31:52That is heat, bro.
31:53Holy my days, bro.
31:55I hope everyone's excited to have more chicken for dinner.
31:57Yep.
31:58Oh, yes.
31:59That was absolutely...
32:00It was delicious.
32:01Delightful.
32:14As the days turn into weeks in the Big Brother house, the housemates have hit peak stir crazy.
32:20I love what...
32:21That's how I start my fight, bro.
32:22Oh, you do.
32:23Watch this.
32:24Yeah!
32:25That's gorilla style, bro.
32:26See that?
32:27I'm real good at it.
32:28You see how good I am at it?
32:29It's almost like...
32:30It's almost like too good at it.
32:31You do it, it'll be like real.
32:48Watch this.
32:50Do like the monkey, like the...
32:51The gorilla, bro.
32:52No, no, no, you gotta to the side more, bro.
32:55You look so...
32:56Yeah, you look a bit stiff. You need more nanas.
33:02Oh, my God.
33:03Oh, my God.
33:04Whoa!
33:09You've just been gorillied.
33:14With the house still embracing the festive spirit,
33:17Big Brother has a special delivery for the housemates.
33:20This is Big Brother.
33:22In the spirit of Christmas, Big Brother has a special gift for you.
33:26From the Australian public.
33:28Oh, my God.
33:29Inside this box are cards with comments about each of you.
33:34Oh.
33:34Your task is simple.
33:37Guess the housemate each comment is about.
33:40Good luck, housemates.
33:42Thank you, Big Brother.
33:43Thanks, Big Brother.
33:44So it says blank, as in name.
33:46Yeah.
33:47Hit me up when you're out.
33:48Drinks on me.
33:49Ha, Ed.
33:50I think cocoa.
33:51Hit me up when you're out.
33:52Drinks on me.
33:53Sounds like a man.
33:54No.
33:55You know, I'm thinking it's Bruce.
33:56I personally think it's probably to me,
33:58because I've been speaking about drinking the most,
33:59but it probably could be you.
34:00I'm going to say Eddie.
34:01I reckon it's you.
34:01Everyone thought it was Ed at first.
34:03Eddie, I'd say Eddie too.
34:04Yeah, okay.
34:05Ed.
34:06Lock it in.
34:06We're locking in, Ed?
34:07Lock it in, Ed.
34:08All right, Big Brother.
34:08Lock it in, Eddie.
34:09We have locked in Edward.
34:11Edward, you may now reveal.
34:13Alana, hit me up when you're out.
34:19Drinks on me.
34:21How good, Alansi?
34:22It's probably a girl.
34:23So we got that wrong.
34:25Coco, what do you think of Alana being asked out for drinks after this?
34:30Oh, that'd be nice.
34:31You'd loosen up.
34:33Blank, you are by far the funniest.
34:36The one-liners you pull out of nowhere are hilarious.
34:40It's got to be Colin.
34:41I was thinking M.
34:42M is forever just dropping a sizzler out of nowhere.
34:45I'm going to say Emily.
34:46I'll go M.
34:49Emily!
34:52Yeah, y'all!
34:54I don't know, Big Brother.
34:56I mean, I appreciate the comment greatly.
34:58I mean, I'm quite flabbergasted,
35:00but, you know, I just say what I say.
35:03When I first saw Blank,
35:05I was like, they're a douche.
35:07But, wow, my mind has changed.
35:09Massive soft spot now.
35:11That's Bruce.
35:13I actually thought he was the biggest douche.
35:13I come across as a massive douche.
35:14I'm aware of this.
35:17Bruce.
35:17Yeah!
35:19As soon as I heard it, I was like,
35:20yeah, that's got to be me.
35:23Blank, can you be my personal chef on the outside?
35:26Connor, Connor, come on.
35:28Connor, wrap it in, wrap it in.
35:30There is no doubt.
35:31It has to be Connor.
35:33It has to be Connor.
35:33Connor has come up with everything.
35:35Don't even overthink it.
35:36Connor, can you be my personal chef on the outside?
35:39Yeah, sure.
35:40You know, if they're actually willing to have me there,
35:42you know, sure, why not?
35:43Blank, you're doing beautifully in the house.
35:46Please keep being your sassy, cheeky self.
35:49You're tough as nails.
35:51Coco.
35:52Coco.
35:53Yeah, Coco.
35:53Yeah, Coco.
35:54If that's Coco, that's nice.
35:55That's going to make me cry.
35:58Coco!
35:59Yeah!
36:00I actually got a little bit, like, emotional about it.
36:02I was like, what?
36:03That's really nice.
36:05People really think that about me out there.
36:07That's actually so cool.
36:09Blank.
36:09You're my wife's hall pass.
36:12You're my wife's hall pass.
36:14So it's a male?
36:16Woo!
36:16Sorry, I shouldn't assume.
36:17Oh, it might be Bruce.
36:19I, I...
36:20It could be Colin.
36:21Bruce or Edward, probably.
36:23It's Bruce or Edward.
36:23Oh, I think it's me, Ed or Coco.
36:25Lance is the tie bro.
36:26Put it to Lansky.
36:27She's, she's...
36:27Okay, Lansky.
36:28I'm going to, I'm going to say Bruce.
36:29Let's go with Bruce.
36:30We want to lock in Bruce.
36:31All right.
36:33It's Bruce.
36:34Edward.
36:36Colin.
36:37You're my wife's hall pass.
36:39Woo!
36:40I say this with the utmost respect for Colin.
36:42I love Colin, but I didn't think that the farts would get the girls, to be honest.
36:47Blank, it's time to own up to stealing coffee, food, and the cheeky Coke in the shop.
36:56Oh.
36:57In the, in the shop?
36:58That was me.
36:59So I'm just going to say, yeah, put me down there.
37:02Stealing coffee?
37:03I stole coffee, yeah.
37:05And food?
37:06Oh.
37:07And you stole a Coke in the shop.
37:09While I was doing my groceries yesterday, I had a Coke.
37:12Oh!
37:13And yes, I've been stealing coffee from day dot.
37:16Oh, ho, ho, ho.
37:18I even had coffee right in front of your nose in the BB Grand Hotel, right in front of the staff room.
37:24Oh, she did brag.
37:25So everybody brag.
37:25So we're finding out she's the nasty one.
37:27Yeah.
37:30It's Coco.
37:31Oh, it's me?
37:31Coco.
37:32Oh, of course it's me.
37:34No one else stole a Coke in the shop.
37:36Sitting the Coke in the shop does make me curious about whether she took my Coke from the fridge.
37:40Because when questioned about it that evening, she said, I don't even drink Coke.
37:43So, you know, she has kind of put her foot in it there.
37:47Housemates, the majority of your guesses were correct.
37:54Yes.
37:55Yes.
37:56Yay.
37:56And as a result, you've won yourselves a true blue Aussie summer Christmas party in the garden.
38:04Yay!
38:05Yay!
38:06We're going to put some bathers on.
38:08No, we cannot.
38:09Oh, my God.
38:10She's so cute.
38:11I still smell a fish.
38:11Bathers.
38:12Don't, don't.
38:13Just let us enjoy for a moment.
38:15After successfully matching the viewer comments to the correct housemate, the Big Brother house has snagged an Aussie Christmas barbecue.
38:36Check out, that's not a crow.
38:38That's a magpie smell, huh?
38:39That's a magpie.
38:40Oh, it's a magpie, fam.
38:42Magpies.
38:43Oh, is this beach cream?
38:44Oh, yeah.
38:44Look at the foam tree.
38:46Oh, my God, there's prawns.
38:48Oh.
38:48Oh, my God, there's prawns.
38:50What's that?
38:51What's that?
38:52Oh, it's ham.
38:52Holy doly.
38:54Is that it?
38:55This is a prawn.
38:56I'm going to eat it.
38:57I've got some brewskis.
38:59Oh, snags on the barbie.
39:01Oh.
39:01It literally felt like actual Christmas day.
39:04I couldn't believe it.
39:04It was prawns.
39:06There was ham.
39:07Cold slaw.
39:08There was everything.
39:09It was yum.
39:11It literally feels like Christmas.
39:12Do you need a hand hand, or is it going all right, mate?
39:15All good, bro.
39:18You're like that uncle that never gets up.
39:21And I figured out I'm good at cricket, too.
39:23Go, go, go, go, go, go.
39:28This is actually fun.
39:29Why don't I do this more often?
39:32It was beautiful, big brother.
39:33We had a lovely time.
39:34I was in my element in the sand pit.
39:36I'm going to get my beer in a minute.
39:38Where's your beer?
39:38I just need to let this out of my system first.
39:41Did it feel like you were with family this evening?
39:44It actually did.
39:45I've only known these lovely people for, I don't know, what is it, 25 or 26 days, I think,
39:50at this point.
39:51Oh.
39:51And we're in our little bubble, big brother.
39:56It does feel very, very wholesome.
39:58This is sweet.
39:59It is a little bit cute.
40:01We've come a long way, big brother.
40:02It was like Jerry Springer at the start.
40:03I thought to myself, what have we gotten ourselves into?
40:08But it's definitely turned right around.
40:11Does anyone here not eat prawns other than Ed?
40:13Yeah, red flag.
40:15All right.
40:16Do you know how to peel prawns?
40:17No.
40:18Do you want to learn?
40:18Or do you not eat prawns?
40:19I just showed you.
40:19Can I just peel?
40:20Can I peel one first?
40:20Do you want to take a conch?
40:21Yeah.
40:22Wait, so?
40:23So, twist the head and pull it off.
40:25So, yeah, you go.
40:26Oh!
40:26That's brain.
40:27That's brain.
40:28That's fine.
40:28That's brain.
40:29I just feel dog, bro, because that's somebody's son.
40:31You feel me, bro?
40:32Like, I'm just peeling the poop chute off somebody's son or daughter, bro.
40:35That's dog.
40:36And then you can twist the tail back and forth.
40:39So, go bop, bop.
40:40Okay, there's his head gone.
40:41Colin, you do realise that all meat that you eat is someone's son or daughter.
40:45Yeah, but, like, that's different, bro.
40:47Like, he's looking at you like, you know what I mean?
40:49His little legs and his, like, big, fat eyeballs, bro.
40:52You have to look into homies' eyes and just go.
40:54You want to get the shell off his back.
40:56All right, the shell off his back now.
40:57So, like this.
40:58Okay, like this.
40:59Yeah, there you go.
41:00Poor fella, bro.
41:01It's sad, bro.
41:03So, like, I have to come to terms with that tonight, bro.
41:06And now that's a whole prawn.
41:07That's an edible prawn.
41:10Do it.
41:11Eat him.
41:12Christmas is so close.
41:14Christmas in Australia always feels really weird to me.
41:16Because, like, I grew up with Christmases being cold.
41:18Right?
41:19And so, in my brain, Christmas isn't until, like, the radiators come on and the fireplaces start going.
41:24My friends, we all, like, share our Christmases amongst our friendship group.
41:28Because we all live, like, relatively, you know, 20 minutes apart.
41:30So, then we can do the rounds to, like, a couple of different houses.
41:33That's nice.
41:34And, like, people who don't have their family living nearby, we kind of drag them all through all the different Christmases.
41:39And then we just, like, house hop.
41:40It's very fun.
41:41That's good.
41:42Fun.
41:42Yeah.
41:42One thing I'm grateful for this Christmas is I get to have my children on Christmas this year.
41:49I didn't get to see them last Christmas.
41:51And I'll have enough money this Christmas to buy them presents, because last year I didn't have enough money, so that'll be great.
42:01Last year was a tough one.
42:02I didn't have any of my family on Christmas last year, and when I did end up getting my kids for Christmas, which was nine days later, borrowed 150 bucks off my nan and got them all the disposable camera each.
42:15And wrapped it with decorations from work that other kids had done, because I couldn't afford to get wrapping paper, even.
42:25Those really hard times just make the better times even better, you know?
42:30Like, I'm just so grateful.
42:33Lovely.
42:33Good girl.
42:34And I look forward to hearing about it.
42:36I know.
42:37You can come around for Christmas, mate, if you want.
42:38We're having prawns.
42:40Well, what a great dinner, guys.
42:41That was fun.
42:42No matter what happens over the next two, three, one days, it's been an absolute blast, guys.
42:47What a pleasure it's been with the Santa Rosa.
42:50It's been awesome.
42:52Good job, guys.
42:57Busi and Kaka sitting in a tree.
43:01Not K-I-F-S-I-N-J.
43:03Wait, I'm joking.
43:04I can't think of anything, bro.
43:08What's the matter?
43:09Nothing.
43:10What's going on?
43:11Nothing.
43:11Can you come out here and talk to me?
43:13Yeah.
43:15What's up?
43:16Nothing.
43:17Why are you talking to me like that?
43:20Why are you talking to me like that?
43:21I'm stressed.
43:22I'm stressed.
43:22I'm stressed.
43:23Why are you talking?
43:23I'm sorry.
43:24It's nothing.
43:25Sorry.
43:26There's obviously something you want to get off your mind.
43:28No, nothing.
43:30Get it off your mind.
43:31You're freaking me out.
43:31Okay, okay.
43:31I'm sorry.
43:32I'm sorry.
43:32I'm sorry.
43:32They're doing exactly what we got angry at you for.
43:35Oh!
43:36I called them out on it yesterday.
43:37And they're still doing it.
43:39Can I just ask, what is...
43:42What is the plan after this?
43:45Why are you talking to me like that?
43:58Why are you talking to me like that?
44:01I'm stressed.
44:01I'm stressed.
44:01I'm stressed.
44:02Why are you talking to me like that?
44:03Yeah.
44:03I'm sorry.
44:03It's nothing.
44:04Sorry.
44:05There's obviously something you want to get off your mind.
44:07And so you...
44:07No, nothing.
44:09Get it off your mind.
44:10You're freaking me out.
44:10Okay, okay.
44:10I'm sorry.
44:11I'm sorry.
44:11Can I just ask, what is the plan after this?
44:19What's making you say this?
44:21You're just up for noms.
44:23I don't want you to go.
44:24Yep.
44:24But if you do, what is the plan?
44:25Why have I got to make the plan?
44:28Well, you've got a lot busier life than me.
44:30That's why I'm asking.
44:31Okay.
44:31Sorry.
44:32I don't mean to be snappy.
44:33I'm not trying to...
44:34You are being snappy.
44:34I'm sorry.
44:35You're freaking out.
44:35You're being weird.
44:36Yeah, I am.
44:37Are you asking me if I'm going to see anyone else?
44:39No.
44:39What are you trying to say, then?
44:40No, I was just saying, like...
44:42Just breathe.
44:44Just calm down.
44:45I don't know.
44:46Hang on.
44:46Let me just pace a little bit.
44:47No, don't pace.
44:48It makes me more anxious.
44:50Sit down.
44:50Relax.
44:55I'm wigging out.
44:56I'm going to take three deep breaths.
44:58You're going to tell me...
44:59Just breathe.
44:59I just don't talk so fast.
45:02My brain's going ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
45:04Okay, you just talk for a second,
45:06and I'm going to do some deep breathing.
45:07Okay.
45:07If you're asking me,
45:09are we going to catch up on the outside,
45:11yes, we will catch up on the outside.
45:13There is no labels on this.
45:15There is no nothing on this.
45:16This is just weird.
45:17We're just going to see how it goes when we get here.
45:19And then...
45:20If all goes well,
45:23would you be interested to, like,
45:25set a halfway point,
45:27and I'll just get, like, an Airbnb or something,
45:29and we can just hang out for a couple days in the future?
45:31Mm-hmm.
45:32If I don't wear speedos again.
45:34Or get angry.
45:36I get excited.
45:37I really do.
45:38I hope there is...
45:39I really hope there is some form of a future.
45:42I just don't...
45:43It's hard because I don't know what it'll look like.
45:46You know, so trying to picture my life,
45:48let alone my life with her,
45:50is very difficult.
45:53You know what I mean?
45:54But, no, I am excited.
45:55I'm very curious and keen to see where it all...
45:58See where we end up.
45:59He's coming with me for a minute.
46:00I'm freaking out.
46:01Yeah.
46:04Sorry.
46:04Yes.
46:05What?
46:05That's a really good point you just made.
46:18Mm-hmm.
46:18I didn't think about it like that.
46:20What?
46:21You just breathe.
46:22You're just getting all hot and flustered,
46:25and then you come over here,
46:26and then all of a sudden,
46:27I'm the calm one.
46:29Dreaming of dating Bruce on the outside, are you?
46:31Yeah.
46:33I am.
46:34What are you picturing?
46:37Oh, him shirtless at the beach, for one.
46:41Yup.
46:42He's bringing me a coffee,
46:44and he's my bored caddy at the same time.
46:47I don't know how he's doing that.
46:49I don't know how he's got two boards under his arms
46:51and a coffee for me.
46:54Oh, yeah, the surf's pumping.
46:56He's getting all that first sip of coffee,
46:59and Bruce is looking mighty fine.
47:03Shall we go inside?
47:05Yeah.
47:06You forgot your hat.
47:08Oh.
47:09Oh, hang on.
47:14We're all right.
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