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Late night hosts used President Donald Trump's government shutdown, which has currently been in effect for 18 days, as fuel for comedic material on Monday night.
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00:00Some things never get better and never change. Look at me, for instance. I'm horrible and
00:06I'm only getting worse."
00:08President Donald Trump's government shutdown is now 18 days in, and the late-night hosts
00:12are doing their best to see the funny side of the situation.
00:15On Monday night's Late Night with Seth Meyers, the host said in his Closer Look segment,
00:19"...our political system feels like it's at a breaking point. It was always fragile,
00:24but then Donald Trump came along and wrecked it. He's like the guy at a party watching
00:27a game of Jenga going, take that one. No, that one."
00:31And then finally someone says, you know what, if you think it's so easy, you try it.
00:34And then he just lights the Jenga tower on fire.
00:36There is no better test of a political leader than this, the NBC host continued.
00:40Can you keep the government running? And Trump is now failing this test for the third time
00:45in his presidency and realizing you don't get rehired after that. He's like a stoner at a pizza place.
00:51Meyers went on to explore the real-world consequences that Trump's border wall obsession
00:55has created, including hundreds of thousands of federal workers going without pay, food stamps
01:00being cut, rental assistance lost and tax refunds being delayed.
01:04Look, sometimes you take a job that ends so badly you have to change your name, Meyers said.
01:09For example, you take a job as Donald J. Trump and you leave it as prisoner 567891.
01:14Over on CBS's Late Show, Stephen Colbert focused on Trump's obsession with walls and wheels
01:20being tried and tested inventions that never get old and that will never go away.
01:25It's possible that he's bringing up walls and wheels because he wants to combine the two.
01:29That would be exciting, Colbert began.
01:31A short mobile wall that could slide back and forth to repel immigrants where it's needed.
01:38And if that concept sounds vaguely familiar…
01:41I'm being told we have some footage of a prototype. Here's the refugee. And there's the wall.
01:46And, oh, rejected him!
01:48On ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the host promised to employ a different government worker affected
01:52by the shutdown on his show each night until the issue is resolved.
01:56Nearly 800,000 federal employees are working without pay and that is Donald Trump doing
02:01what Donald Trump does best, not paying the people who work for him.
02:04Over on Comedy Central's The Daily Show, host Trevor Noah also discussed the government
02:08shutdown, saying it could go on for years. The host acknowledged that the longer the
02:12shutdown goes on for, the worse it is for the country, and compared the situation to
02:16leaving your pet cat alone for a weekend and for an indefinite amount of time.
02:21They escape and then they leave. And 17 days into this shutdown, let's just say that
02:26America's cats are starting to stink.
02:29Noah also found a way to circle back to comments Trump made in 2018 about Haiti and Africa being
02:33shithole countries.
02:35The shutdown has gotten so bad that at national parks, Americans are pooping on the ground.
02:42Who's the shithole country now?
02:46CBS's Late Late Show also kicked off its first episode of 2019 by addressing the shutdown,
02:51with host James Corden joking.
02:53We've just spent the last two weeks not working, so pretty much like the federal government,
02:59we've just…
03:01The host also pounced on Trump's comment that he can relate to the federal government
03:06employees that are financially struggling as a result of the shutdown.
03:09No one's more relatable than Donald Trump, right? He's just a regular, working-class
03:16family man.
03:18Digging deeper into Trump's claim that he can relate to the thousands of people now
03:22unable to pay their bills, Corden jokingly defended the commander-in-chief, saying,
03:26To be fair though, maybe he can relate.
03:28Trump's filed for bankruptcy six times, right? He's actually built his entire career on
03:33not being able to pay bills.
03:36And over on The Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon wished his audience a happy 2019, before bringing
03:41up the government shutdown also.
03:43Right now it's tough to say what will last longer, the government shutdown or your neighbor's
03:46Christmas decorations. I don't know.
03:49He then capitalized on another topic that's on everyone's lips these days, Netflix's
03:53psychological thriller Bird Box.
03:55Democrats have a plan. They're going to make Trump wear one of those blindfolds from Bird Box
03:59and just tell them there's a wall. Don't take it off! Don't take it off!
04:03To watch full clips of late-night hosts reacting to the ongoing government shutdown, head to THR.com.
04:08For The Hollywood Reporter News, I'm Lyndsey Rodrigues.
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