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00:00Hello, everyone.
00:02Hello, everyone.
00:04Bobby, I'm talking to them.
00:06Fine. Goodbye.
00:08Bobby, you don't have to leave in a huff.
00:12You've got a party to go to.
00:15Bobby, we've got to entertain the people.
00:18Okay?
00:19You're right, Ollie.
00:20Hello, everyone.
00:22Hi.
00:23I was talking to them.
00:25Oh, fine.
00:27Fine.
00:28How?
00:30Four credits.
00:58That's it.
01:00I willzie.
01:01That's it.
01:04That's it.
01:14Good.
01:46Oh, for the love of Mike, Bobby, you're going to be late for Gretchen's birthday party.
01:54So hurry up and stop playing with your food there now than yet.
01:57I think my food's playing with me.
02:00Bobby, are you being fresh?
02:04I smell fresh.
02:06Oh, for Herbert Hoover.
02:07Bobby, don't go making a mess like this when you're at Gretchen's house.
02:11You know how high-strung her mother is.
02:12Now turn around and let me see how you look in your new shoes.
02:17Aw, you're just a little fashion plate, don't you know?
02:21I am?
02:22And next, we have Bobby modeling the hottest look for spring.
02:31A fabulous shirt and pants outfit, a pair of socks that match, and a breathtaking pair of brand-new shoes.
02:38And don't you forget now, young man, this is the first time you'll be going to a birthday party by yourself.
02:47So I want you to remember, be careful with your new shoes.
02:50Be polite, don't shout, don't spill, don't run, and, uh, don't forget to wash your hands when you go.
02:58Aw, don't wipe your nose on your sleeve.
03:01Police report they have no leads in last night's disappearance of a baby named Jenny from her parents' home on Elm Street.
03:08Gretchen lives on Elm Street, Mom.
03:10Yeah, yeah, and that's another thing.
03:12Don't talk to strangers, and don't go wandering off by yourself.
03:16And whatever you do, don't ruin your new shoes.
03:21Now be good and have fun.
03:24How?
03:25And don't step in any puddles.
03:29Puddles?
03:29Oh, come to me, Bobby.
03:38You've got nothing to lose.
03:40Huh?
03:41He's got the water.
03:43You've got the shoes.
03:44It keeps calling to me.
03:46What can I say?
03:47I just want you to come in and play.
03:50But why?
03:52A boy in a puddle.
03:54It's the American way!
03:57Oh, okay.
03:58I'll just step to the edge with only my toe.
04:02See?
04:03A boy to a puddle can never say no.
04:06Splash, splash in that water.
04:09Kick one foot, storm the other.
04:11Splash, splash, splash that water now.
04:15Splash, splash on the double.
04:18You'll never get in trouble.
04:20Splash, splash, splash that water now.
04:25If you've got the blue.
04:26Yeah?
04:27Come and soak your shoes.
04:29Okay.
04:30There's so much fun in store.
04:32And what else is a puddle for?
04:36Some splash, splash in that puddle.
04:39A little edge.
04:40Watch that muddle splash.
04:43It's gonna splash.
04:45Gonna splash.
04:47All of you.
04:48If I roll my pants, I could take a chance.
04:55There's nothing wrong with dirt.
04:58And what's a little water gonna hurt?
05:02So splash, splash in that puddle.
05:05A little, uh.
05:06Watch that muddle splash.
05:07Splash, splash, splash it's gonna splash.
05:10It's gonna splash.
05:13It's gonna splash.
05:15So splash, splash in that water.
05:18Kick one foot, storm the other.
05:20Splash, splash, splash, splash.
05:22Yeah!
05:23Splash, splash, splash.
05:24Go!
05:25Splash, splash, splash.
05:26All of you.
05:30This is way more fun than a party.
05:33But the fun is ending fast, I must confess.
05:37Cause don't look now, but your shoes are a mess.
05:43Uh-oh.
05:44Am I in trouble?
05:45Wow.
05:49Look at that.
05:51This is great.
05:53Bobby Generic.
05:55What's generic?
05:56I know you're out there.
05:58Huh.
05:59Uh-oh.
05:59It's Gretchen's mom.
06:02There's no bobbies out here.
06:04Are you being fresh, mister?
06:05Is there something they're not telling me?
06:09Now you get in here right now, young man.
06:12Jeremy!
06:28Don't throw that!
06:29Lauren, not on my couch.
06:30Please, no!
06:31No!
06:31Not my curtains.
06:32Please, please, Arthur.
06:33Don't drop the dip.
06:36Ah!
06:36Not on my white carpet!
06:38All right.
06:39That doesn't...
06:39The party's over!
06:40You're all out of here!
06:43Uh-oh.
06:44Now I'm really in trouble.
06:48How could you make such a gee-golly mess
06:50in somebody else's house like that?
06:52Oh, I am so ashamed.
06:54We'll just have to move, that's all.
06:56And on top of everything else,
06:58you went and ruined your shoes.
07:01Do you have any idea how much new shoes cost?
07:04And what's your bid on the shoe my lovely assistant,
07:11Holly, is holding, Bobby?
07:13Uh, uh, seven cents?
07:16Higher!
07:17Higher!
07:18Higher!
07:18Higher!
07:19Higher!
07:19Higher!
07:21Higher!
07:22Higher!
07:23Uh, uh, uh, a million dollars?
07:26Higher!
07:27Higher!
07:27Higher!
07:28Higher!
07:30Higher!
07:31Higher!
07:32Higher!
07:33Higher!
07:33Oh, a fortune?
07:36You're right, Bobby.
07:38And you win a fabulous all-expenses-pay trip, too.
07:42I'll tell you exactly where you're going, young man.
07:45You're going to your room.
07:47And you're going to stay there until your father comes home.
07:51And if that doesn't frost you,
07:53he traipsed mud all over Gretchen's mother's new white carpet.
07:57I did not traipsed.
07:59Freeze!
08:04Just kidding.
08:05Good evening, sir. We're policemen.
08:07You kill me, Snook.
08:08Thank you, Meeker.
08:09We're here on a 10-12, Mr. Generic.
08:12Generic.
08:13Fair enough.
08:1410-4.
08:14Okay.
08:15Generic.
08:15Could you identify this as your son's shoe?
08:18Wow.
08:19Getting your shoes dirty is a bigger problem than I thought.
08:23Oh, what's going to happen to me now?
08:30Is this a positive ID on your son's footwear, Mrs. Generic?
08:34Generic.
08:34Okay, fair enough.
08:36Oh, there's his name ticked.
08:38Oh, Howard, look at this shoe.
08:40It's just Rolex.
08:41Bobby, you get down here now.
08:43Now, now, don't be too hard on the boy.
08:46After all, he is a hero.
08:47They're hard to come by, mister.
08:49A hero?
08:51Bobby?
08:52Yep.
08:53Found baby Jenny crawling along Elm Street in a northwesterly direction, clutching his shoe.
08:58You know, your boy must have saved her and didn't even wait for the reward.
09:02Well, that's a big 10-4.
09:03And we're here to see that your boy, Robert, a.k.a. Bobby, gets exactly what's coming to him.
09:09His comeuppance.
09:11Wait.
09:11I can sprain.
09:13Oh.
09:13Oh.
09:14Bobby.
09:15I had no idea.
09:16My son.
09:16I'm so proud.
09:17Yeah.
09:17My son.
09:18He's mine, too.
09:19You're not mad?
09:20Mad?
09:21Oh, Bobby.
09:22Don't be silly.
09:24Parents can be very confusing people sometimes.
09:27Here's mister number one.
09:29All right.
09:29Everybody just act natural.
09:30I want to capture it the way it's happening.
09:32I can't.
09:32I just can't.
09:33Just pretend I'm not even here.
09:35Yeah, all right.
09:35Okay.
09:36Now, where's our little hero?
09:39Oh, there you are.
09:40You've got to be proud of him.
09:42Now, tell us exactly what happened, son.
09:44I was just playing around, and...
09:49Howard, don't you just love how modest our Bobby is?
09:53That's the sign of a real hero, don't you know?
09:56I got a tear for the camera.
09:58Martha, what do you say we give Bobby a special treat for being such a great little guy, huh?
10:03Howard, that is a wonderful G-Guy idea.
10:05How about we let him stay up way past his bedtime tonight?
10:10Is that wild?
10:12Wow.
10:13Maybe I'm going to like this being a hero stuff.
10:16But you're not a hero, are you, Bobby?
10:18Liar, liar, pants on fire.
10:21Well, I know, Captain Squash, but...
10:23Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Bobby, baby, boobie, don't let your shorts get in a twist, okay?
10:28Don't listen to the big fetch.
10:30So you'll enjoy staying up late tonight.
10:33Then you'll tell him the truth in the morning.
10:35Don't listen to him, Bobby.
10:36Tell your parents the truth now, because if you don't...
10:39The mayor is going to give you the keys to the city.
10:41He just called us.
10:42He just called us.
10:43He heard how you saved baby Jenny, and now he wants to honor you by giving you the keys to the whole city.
10:47I can't believe this.
10:49The keys to the city?
10:51Of course, we can't accept an honor we don't deserve.
11:06That would be a really cheesy thing to do, wouldn't it, Bobby?
11:09Oh, please, please, please, lighten up Squash.
11:12The kid never actually said he was a hero, did you, kid?
11:15No, but I...
11:16I'll Squash.
11:18Oh, yeah?
11:19Oh, yeah.
11:19Oh, oh.
11:20Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
11:21Wait a minute, Bobby.
11:24You haven't heard the best part yet.
11:25The key to the city is five pounds of solid chocolate.
11:31Huh?
11:31Hey, I'm a kid.
11:33How am I supposed to turn down five pounds of chocolate?
11:49This is Trisha Honda, reporting live from the home of Bobby Generic.
11:53That's Generic.
11:54Oh, the brave little boy who single-handedly saved tiny baby Jenny.
11:59Do you have a few words for us, Bobby?
12:01Bobby, how does it feel to be a hero?
12:03How do I feel?
12:04One lie always leads to another.
12:07It doesn't feel good, does it, Bobby?
12:09Forget him.
12:10We're on national TV here.
12:12Play your cards, right, kid, and maybe we can get our own talk show.
12:15Don't listen to him, Bobby.
12:17Remember what happened to Dennis Miller.
12:19Dennis who?
12:20My point exactly.
12:21Well, Bobby, what do you have to say?
12:24How are you enjoying being a hero?
12:28Everybody, leave me alone.
12:29Well, it all started when I taught Bobby that in an emergency, you always call 4-1-1.
12:34Uh, you mean 9-1-1, don't you?
12:37Yeah, I knew that 9-1-1 right, yeah.
12:39Oh, there, Ted.
12:40He's a real stint.
12:42So, uh, sum it up for us, Dross.
12:44Well, you see, it's a little bit like pie, isn't it, Harry?
12:47You take your baby, you take your Bobby.
12:49I'm Ted Topple.
12:52Tonight, the story of a boy who saved a baby and won the heart of a nation.
12:56Bobby Jennerink.
12:57All I can say is, he must be one excited little guy tonight.
13:02I'm so proud of Bobby, I could bust my buttons.
13:13You know something, Martha?
13:14We're lucky, lucky parents to have such a brave, honest son.
13:22This is making me feel bad.
13:25I gotta tell him the truth.
13:28Bobby!
13:30Stupid move, kid.
13:32Tell your folks the truth and you'll blow your shot at meeting the president.
13:36The president?
13:37How would I get to meet him?
13:38Oh, don't you know anything?
13:41Heroes always get to meet the president.
13:45But you're not a hero, Bobby.
13:47But nobody needs to know that but us.
13:50Yeah.
13:50Pleaser to meet you, Mr. President.
13:55No.
13:56Pleaser to meet.
13:57Pleaser to meet you.
13:58No.
13:58Pleaser to.
13:59Pleaser to meet.
14:00Meet you, Mr. President.
14:03I just want to say that it's a pleasure and an honor to be able to shake the hand of this
14:08wonderful, truthful, honest, and brave citizen, Captain Squash.
14:13The president didn't want to meet me.
14:16Because I'm not a hero.
14:18Not a hero.
14:18I'm not a hero.
14:19He didn't want to meet me.
14:20Oh, my God.
14:20Mom!
14:22Mom!
14:23Dad!
14:25There's something I'm going to tell you.
14:27Oh, honey, there's something, Dad, and I want to tell you first.
14:30That's right.
14:30That's right.
14:31We're so proud.
14:32So proud.
14:32We are.
14:33Of what you did, son, that we bought you another even nicer pair of shoes.
14:37Huh?
14:37It doesn't matter how much it costs.
14:39When will this end?
14:41I want to tell Mom and Dad the truth, but every time I try to, they do something else nice for me.
14:51It makes them so happy thinking I'm a hero.
14:54Oh, I wish I really was one.
14:58That's it.
15:00That's how I can tell the truth.
15:05Oh, great news, Bobbo.
15:06Because you're such a hero, the Elephant Lodge picked you to be Boy of the Year.
15:11You get a free lunch, a swell plaque, and, uh, and, uh...
15:16And what, Uncle Ted?
15:18A trip to Magic Land.
15:20Magic Land?
15:23I always wanted to go there more than any other place in the whole world.
15:29Hey, Bobbo, where you going?
15:31Okay, I've got to be at her at my lunch, Webley.
15:34That way I can go to Magic Land and everything will be okay.
15:37It's okay.
15:38Mom says guest towels are for special occasions.
15:40And what is more special there than being a hero?
15:48It is I!
15:49Bobby the Hero!
15:50Ah!
15:51I saved you from the evil freeze!
15:54That was really stupid, Bobby.
15:56It took me half an hour to get that high.
15:59Thanks a lot.
16:00Sorry.
16:01Guess I better try and save somebody else.
16:04What am I gonna do?
16:05It's almost lunch and I'm still not a hero.
16:10Run, Kelly!
16:13We'll save you!
16:15Ah!
16:16I'm a real hero now!
16:18Uh, uh, Bobby!
16:20Like, is there a reason you are attacking my date?
16:23Because he's a vampire who was biting your neck!
16:26Bobby Generic!
16:27Are you out of your cranium?
16:29Didn't I tell you the guest towels are only for G-Golly special occasions?
16:33I know, Mom, but I have to have a cape because I need her to be a hero.
16:37And I had a...
16:37Martha, you're not gonna believe this.
16:41I-I-I got a bonus at work for being the father of a hero.
16:44Nice going, Bobbo.
16:46Here's a fiver.
16:47H-I-I got a bad bug.
16:50H-I-I got a bad bug!
16:52Ah, attention, Lodge members!
16:55Uh, uh, because an elephant never forgets a friend!
17:02Ah!
17:05Are you alright, hon?
17:07Well, Mom, I really need to tell you something.
17:11Oh, sure, sure, sure.
17:12Later.
17:12They're about to start, don't you know?
17:14My fellow elephants
17:18I welcome you to our annual
17:24Boy of the Year award ceremony
17:26This year I am proud to say
17:29That the award goes
17:30To one of our very own
17:32It goes to my son
17:34Bobby Jennerick
17:35I just want to say that my Bobby
17:40Is one terrific little guy
17:41I just can't tell you
17:44How proud I am of him
17:45Well for corn sakes I sure can
17:47This thing on
17:49Our Bobby is just the best little boy in the world
17:52That's right
17:53And he's a bona fide hero
17:55And he's brave
17:57And he's good
17:58Our son is honest
18:01And truthful
18:02Honest and truthful
18:04Honest and truthful
18:06And so on behalf of the royal order of the elephant
18:09I hereby present you
18:11With this all expense paid trip
18:13For four to magic land
18:15And in addition
18:16I bestow on you
18:17The honor of becoming
18:19Royal elephant prince of the year
18:22Don't clap for me
18:42I didn't do it
18:45I didn't save baby jenny
18:47I just
18:48I just lost in my shadow
18:50Everybody said I was a hero
18:53But I didn't know how to say I wasn't
18:55And I feel
18:57And I feel really really really bad
18:58I have the meaning of the
19:14You can't see me
19:19They don't love me anymore, because I'm not a hero.
19:36Oh, honey, that's not true.
19:39Darn certainly sure you're a hero there now.
19:42Telling the truth in front of that whole lodge took a lot of courage.
19:46Yeah, good move, Bobbo.
19:48But personally, I would have waited until after I got back from Magic Land.
19:53Oh, I almost forgot. They're letting you keep the hat.
19:56We're real proud of you, son.
19:58So, does that mean I can still go to Magic Land?
20:01No, but skin me alive.
20:04I don't see why we can't all go to Pony World next week.
20:08Pony World? Really?
20:10Now, there's a place a guy could really mess up his shoes.
20:14Wow. That was the best show I have ever seen.
20:22Didn't you learn anything from today's show, Howie?
20:26Yes. To always tell the truth.
20:30So?
20:31Oh, I see.
20:33Um, that was a good show, and I hope everybody had fun.
20:39That's better. Don't you feel good now that you're honest?
20:41Yeah. What can I say?
20:45Say goodbye.
20:46Bye.
20:47Bye.
20:47Bye.
20:58Bye.
21:13Bye.
21:14Bye.
21:14Bye.
21:15You
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