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00:00Hi, everybody. Welcome to Bobby's World.
00:02Oh, do we have a terrific show for you today, or...
00:06You're it!
00:08No, I'm Howie.
00:11Get it?
00:13Okay, I'll start counting.
00:14Alright, uh...
00:16One, three, four, five.
00:20Ready or not, here I come.
00:22Hey, you forgot to!
00:24I forgot to what?
00:26You forgot to say to!
00:28Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33I must have lost my head for a second.
00:38Why is it so much fun for big people to annoy little people?
00:43Now we've got to start the show.
00:44Where are you?
00:46Where are you?
00:48Where are you, you little dicky?
00:50Where are you?
00:52Where are you, you?
00:56Where are you?
00:57Where?
00:58Where are you?
01:00Bobby?
01:01Where?
01:02Where?
01:03Bobby!
01:03Where are you, you little dicky!
01:04See you later!
01:07You?
03:37You run upstairs and wash those grubby little hands.
03:42Don't run in the house.
03:43Now run upstairs.
03:45Parents, you figure them out.
03:47Oh, Bobby, now don't tip your chair back like that.
03:56You know, you're gonna fall and crack your cranium.
03:59Ah, this is, this is, this is nice.
04:02The whole family enjoying a good meal together.
04:05Isn't this great?
04:05Martha, is this not beauty?
04:07This is a beautiful thing, huh?
04:08Yeah, it sure is.
04:10But it's probably trying to do with dishes.
04:11It is not.
04:12Not with your short mouth.
04:15Kids.
04:17Kids.
04:17Well, you can't just quiet down here then yet.
04:21I have something I want to share with you.
04:24I'm gonna have to separate you.
04:27Now, Bobby, would you like to have a little brother or, say, a sister?
04:33I want to, I want to, I want to.
04:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
04:41Everyone, please, I have something to say.
04:46Was to.
04:47No, you weren't.
04:48Was to.
04:49I don't like to know something.
04:51You know what I'm saying?
04:51Not me.
04:56Well, now that I have a captive audience,
04:59I, I want to announce, it's eight o'clock.
05:04Captain Squash is on.
05:06The rock video countdown.
05:08I got to practice on my video game.
05:11Oh, well, gee darn it, Howard.
05:14Aren't you Mr. Helpful?
05:18Oh, boy, Captain Squash on the big screen TV.
05:22Come on, Bobby, you watch Captain Squash every Saturday morning.
05:26I want to watch the video countdown.
05:28Oh, get it, I have to practice video game playoff at the mall.
05:32Oh, you are such a little tour.
05:33Oh, yeah?
05:34Oh, yeah.
05:34Oh, yeah, you are such a little tour.
05:36Oh, yeah.
05:36Oh, yeah, you are such a little tour.
05:36Oh, no.
05:38Oh, you're a tourist.
05:39Hey, everyone, here's something that we can all watch.
05:42The Howie Mandel comedy special, huh?
05:45Huh?
05:49I think this is a nice look.
05:52Isn't this great, kids?
05:53Dad.
05:56Hey, what's going on?
05:57What did you do now?
05:58What happened?
05:59He told me.
06:00I don't know what to do.
06:01What did you do?
06:02You broke it.
06:02You broke it.
06:03You broke it.
06:04Oh, yeah.
06:05Oh, yeah.
06:06Oh, yeah.
06:07Just do it all.
06:08Hey, hey, hey.
06:10I'm pregnant.
06:20Mom is peppermint?
06:22Mom's going to have a baby, dork.
06:48Oh.
06:50Howard?
06:51Howard on my own.
06:55Well, my little Bomberino, we've had a big day, haven't we, buddy?
07:00Well, it's time to go to sleep.
07:02I can't sleep.
07:03You're still not sleepy, huh?
07:05No.
07:07Daddy?
07:08Yeah?
07:09Where do babies come from?
07:11Um, where do babies come from?
07:16I already asked you that, Dad.
07:18Hmm.
07:20Where do babies come from?
07:22Oh, well, uh, oh, mommy's bringing them home from the hospital.
07:30Why?
07:30Uh, because that's where mummies go to have a baby.
07:36Why?
07:38Um, uh, oh, look, it's, uh, it's getting late, Bobby.
07:41Uh, I'll explain it to you tomorrow.
07:43Why?
07:44Because I said so, Bobby.
07:47Now, now, now, go to sleep, Squirt.
07:49How come parents can't explain things later and kids always have to explain them right now?
07:54Because that's the way it is, okay?
07:57Good night, Bobby.
07:58Yikes!
08:01Look, Dad, I got hair.
08:02You want me to shave it?
08:03I'll shave it.
08:04Oh, no, I want a blanket.
08:05You want me to?
08:06No, Mom, because then when I get a beard, I'll have a bald spot.
08:10Well, Derek, Derek, once you start shaving, your beard grows in thicker than before.
08:14You saw what happened to Aunt Ruth.
08:16Oh, cool.
08:17Oh, excuse me.
08:18Excuse me.
08:18Will you move, please?
08:19No.
08:19I have to take a shower, okay?
08:21Oh, ouch.
08:22The other one is full of Bobby's toys.
08:23So why don't you just take him out?
08:25Oh, yeah, because I look like his mom, right?
08:27Dad, Dad!
08:29You said you can explain about babies tomorrow.
08:31It's tomorrow.
08:33Tomorrow.
08:34Bobby?
08:36Well, it is.
08:37Well, how many times do I have to repeat myself about running in the house?
08:44Getting in trouble for 400.
08:49The answer is 100.
08:51What is the question?
08:55How many times does Mom have to repeat herself?
09:01Jackie!
09:03Jackie!
09:04Jackie!
09:05Over here.
09:07Come, quick.
09:09What is it?
09:10Look.
09:10I don't see anything.
09:16Yuck!
09:18Gross!
09:20I know what peppermint is.
09:22My dog's peppermint.
09:24And she's gonna have puppies.
09:27Wow.
09:28Mom's gonna have puppies!
09:31This might not be so bad after all.
09:36Hey, Bobby!
09:37What's up?
09:38You excited to see me, or you got ants in your pants?
09:41Yeah.
09:42So, Bobbo, I hear your mother's gonna have another mouth to feed, huh?
09:46She is?
09:54No, she isn't.
09:55She's gonna have a baby.
09:57Where do babies come from, Uncle Ted?
09:59Uh, oh, uh, well, uh, you see, there's this big, uh, cabbage patch where storks come from.
10:07Oh, nice.
10:07Yeah, that's it.
10:08And then the bees take this bun and they put it in the oven, see?
10:13Nothing.
10:13And then, finally, yeah, you know it's done when the groundhog steps into the sunlight and sees his shadow, Bobbo.
10:20Oh, Ted.
10:21What?
10:21What?
10:21Oh, well, you and your silly stories.
10:24Oh, yuck, what a foul, foul habit.
10:28Look who's talking, Litterbug.
10:29Oh, there he is.
10:30Oh, my big boy.
10:32Now, where's your mommy?
10:35Sweetheart, I said, where's your mommy?
10:38It's in the house.
10:40In the house.
10:42What's that?
10:45Well, sweetheart, that's my beep alert medallion.
10:48I just got it, and it's supposed to be all kinds of fun.
10:52Well, what do you say?
10:53We give it a trial run?
10:55Okay.
10:56Now, Bobby, watch this.
10:59Oops.
11:01Hockey shockers, are you okay?
11:04I've fallen, and I can't get up.
11:10Code gray.
11:11Okay, out it away.
11:12Stand clear.
11:13Gray daddy down.
11:14Oh, should I stand this one up?
11:15No, I think you did the last one.
11:16I better do this.
11:17Oh, no, no, wait, wait.
11:18I'll give you a hand.
11:18No, don't give me a hand.
11:19Get her hand.
11:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:21Oh, that feels good.
11:21Careful now, ma'am.
11:23That's a load and a half.
11:24Here, sir.
11:25Oh, man.
11:26That's what we're here for, ma'am.
11:29That's really great, Aunt Ruth.
11:32Yeah, great idea, Ruthie.
11:34I see you finally found a way to get guys to pay attention to you.
11:39Aunt Ruth, where do babies come from?
11:43Hey, Bobbo, don't worry about where it comes from.
11:45Think about what happens when it gets here,
11:47and you're not the baby of the family anymore.
11:50Well, what will I be if I'm not the baby?
11:53Will I be an animal like Roger?
11:56Oh, no, Bobbo, you sweetheart.
11:58Give me that.
12:00Hey, that's important.
12:01If you don't mind, give it back.
12:03Ted's the animal in this family.
12:05But once the baby gets here,
12:07you'll have to be a little man.
12:09I will...
12:10Now I am not an animal.
12:25I am a man.
12:27So, are you looking for a job?
12:36Yeah, a man job.
12:37Because I'm not a baby anymore.
12:40Fireman, policeman...
12:42I've got an opening for a stand-up comedian.
12:48I don't have an act.
12:50What am I supposed to do?
12:52Put a glove on my head?
12:54Come on.
13:00It's George!
13:01Ah!
13:02George!
13:05Mom, can I go to the bun boy with George?
13:07Only if you take your brothers!
13:10Ew, then forget it!
13:12Mom is so dictatorial.
13:14No kidding.
13:16I always thought she was a Protestant.
13:18But no matter what anybody is
13:21in this great country of ours, Cal,
13:23they have the constitutional right to be that.
13:26Or anything else they want to be
13:28if they, like, you know, change their mind.
13:30Oh, George!
13:31You're so deep.
13:34It is Bobby!
13:36My, man, man, what's up?
13:40Hmm.
13:41George wants me to be a man, too.
13:51Mommy!
13:52I'm home!
13:53You know, Ruth...
13:54Yes?
13:55Now that the new baby's on the way,
13:57I'll have to start thinking about saving some money.
14:00Well, sweetheart, you know,
14:01you could always save money
14:02by using Bobby's old stuff
14:04instead of buying new stuff.
14:06Oh, spiffy idea, Ruth.
14:08You know, I'll bleach the sputum
14:09off the T-shirts.
14:11You know, the baby can use
14:12all of Bobby's old things.
14:15He can't have my stuff!
14:17What am I going to use?
14:18Now, Bobby,
14:20didn't I tell you not to run in the house?
14:22Do you want me to spank you?
14:25The answer is no.
14:27What is the question?
14:28Do you want a spanking?
14:30That is correct.
14:32Sure it is.
14:33It would be stupid enough
14:34to say they wanted a spanking.
14:36That's it, Bobby.
14:37Go to your room.
14:39You're on a timeout, young mister.
14:43I'd rather go to the bonus round.
14:48I guess I better pack up
14:49and move out, Roger.
14:51They're going to have a new baby now.
14:53I don't belong here anymore.
14:56Bye, Roger.
14:57You don't have to come with me
14:59if you don't want to.
15:03It's okay.
15:04I won't be scared.
15:07I won't mind not having
15:08anybody to talk to.
15:10Don't worry.
15:11And even if the bad guys get me,
15:14I won't be mad
15:14that you won't dare to save me.
15:17I love you, Roger.
15:27Mommy?
15:27Mom?
15:28Oh, I thought I'd find you in here.
15:39Is it all right for girls to come in here?
15:42You're not a girl, Mommy.
15:45You're a mom.
15:46Oh, gee, I'm glad I caught you
15:50before you ran away.
15:51Is there something bothering you,
15:53you know, something you want
15:55to talk about, Bobby?
15:57Well, I don't know.
16:01Come on, honey.
16:02Yeah, no.
16:03Maybe.
16:04Yeah.
16:05You can tell me about it
16:06all the way back to the house,
16:08don't you know?
16:09Come on, now.
16:11Mom, don't be mad at me.
16:12I won't be.
16:14But I changed my mind
16:16about wanting to have
16:17a baby brother or sister.
16:18Oh, honey, that decision...
16:19I don't want to have to go.
16:21I don't want to have to go away
16:22so they can come.
16:23I want to stay.
16:24I don't like this decision.
16:25I know, honey.
16:27We don't want you
16:27to go either, ever, hon.
16:30We love you.
16:31Yeah.
16:31Really?
16:32But if you have a new baby,
16:34there won't be any room for me.
16:35Oh, we can make room, honey.
16:38There's always room
16:39in a family for everybody.
16:41Now, for example,
16:43remember how you knew
16:45Roger first and you loved him?
16:47Huh?
16:48Yeah.
16:48And then you got Webley
16:50and now you love him, too.
16:52Yeah?
16:52Yeah?
16:52Roar, roar.
16:53Roger, just as much
16:54as I love Roger.
16:55Yeah, you add him on
16:57as you get him.
16:58Wow.
16:59The love will just grow,
17:01don't you know?
17:02Mommy?
17:03Yeah?
17:04Where's the baby
17:04going to come from?
17:06Oh, right here,
17:08inside my tummy.
17:09It's in my womb right now.
17:12Good.
17:13Then he won't need my womb.
17:14Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:16Well, not right away.
17:17Don't worry,
17:18little brother or sister.
17:19I'll get you out of there
17:20whenever you're ready.
17:22That's my boy.
17:26Oh, girl,
17:27Bobby's chilling back.
17:29So you found
17:31the little crusty dude.
17:33Hey, the world traveler's home.
17:35So glad you're here.
17:36Oh, you little darling.
17:37Oh, my stars,
17:38thank heavens he's safe.
17:40So what's happening
17:41like little greaser?
17:43Hi, George.
17:43I'm back from running away.
17:45I knew it was too good to last.
17:47Dad, give it up.
17:49You know you were
17:49just as worried about Bobby
17:51as everybody else was.
17:52So what if I was?
17:53So you were.
17:54So admit it.
17:56We're gonna have a baby.
17:57That's a cool thing.
18:00Huh, George?
18:01Fully cool.
18:03I got a baby, brother.
18:04Anytime I break anything,
18:06I just blame it on him.
18:08He doesn't care.
18:09Guys that are his age,
18:11they don't know anything.
18:13They don't?
18:14That's great.
18:15We can play hide and seek,
18:17and he won't know
18:18any of my hiding places.
18:20Yes, sirree.
18:21It's gonna be great
18:22to have another little guy
18:24in the house,
18:24isn't it, kids?
18:25Oh, here's a thought.
18:27Just think how great
18:28it would be
18:29if it were twins.
18:31Twins!
18:32Ah!
18:33Oh, my gosh!
18:35Dad, what a gosh!
18:37Edward?
18:38Yes, sweetheart?
18:39Could you come here
18:40for a minute?
18:40Oh, honey.
18:41A nice pool, too.
18:43Dad, what a baby.
18:45My dad is falling,
18:47and he can't get up.
18:50Guess what, Bobby?
18:52Can I just wear?
18:54Well, tell me how.
18:55Why?
18:57Because we're all out of time.
18:59So until next week,
19:00it's bye from Bobby's World.
19:03The show is over,
19:06and how he can't get up.
19:10Coming through.
19:10Here we go.
19:11Star down.
19:12Star down.
19:13Star down?
19:14You grab the ankle.
19:15Oh, boy.
19:15Is he pointy anywhere?
19:17What?
19:17Hey, a heavy one.
19:19Yeah, then.
19:20The stars are heavy.
19:21Maybe it's just slide his arm over here.
19:24I'm not sliding anything, mister.
19:26Oh, am I supposed to do it all by myself?
19:27No one's doing it.
19:29Oh, that ghost.
19:30Oh, and by the way,
19:32for more information on where babies come from,
19:35there are more books you can read.
19:37Well, you were born by Joanna Cole.
19:40You were born on your first birthday
19:42by Linda Girard.
19:44Okay, but we got a code beige here.
19:46Get back.
19:46A code, a code beige.
19:48Code blue, red, no beige.
19:50Check the book.
19:50Oh, okay.
19:51Hurry, hurry, hurry.
19:51Bye!
20:20Bye!
20:21Bye!
20:22Bye!
20:23Bye!
20:24Bye!
20:25Bye!
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