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00:00Hi, everyone. Welcome to Bobby's World. I'm Howie, and he's Bobby.
00:04Hi, Howie. Hey, you want to try something?
00:08Well, yes. Yes, I do. I really, really want to try something.
00:14Okay. Do you want to run really fast with mustard on your feet?
00:18No.
00:19Do you want to ride a horse to the top of the mountain and say happy birthday to a snake?
00:24No.
00:25How about putting sandwich meat in your shirt and dancing the hula?
00:28No.
00:30Then why do you want to try it?
00:33I just want to try to start the show.
00:37Okay.
00:58I just want to try it.
01:07I just want to try it.
01:10I just want to try it.
01:11Oh, my God.
01:41Hello, Bobby.
01:46Get life.
01:47Don't say excuse me or anything.
01:49Mom, Mom, I've got to get to school.
01:51Well, Bobby, sit down here and eat then.
01:55Can I go to school now?
01:56Bobby, don't drum your fingers on the table.
01:58It's impolite.
02:00What's the big hairy shrimp?
02:02I'm going to meet...
02:03Miss Willis wants us to meet some famous kid, Eddie Kitt.
02:06Eddie Kitt?
02:07Oh, Bobby, that's wonderful.
02:09A mom can have no better dream than have her kid on the Eddie Kitt team.
02:16Wow.
02:17Mom knows Eddie Kitt.
02:19I told you he was famous.
02:21Bobby, Earth needs you.
02:24It's under attack from an alien enemy.
02:26It happens whenever there's a need for a big box office hit.
02:30We need you on our rotor hockey team.
02:33Eddie Kitt's All-Stars.
02:35Bobby, welcome to the team.
02:39You'll be the goalie.
02:41Goals?
02:42This is Red Dickey for Sports Universe at the winner gets Earth Ruler hockey game.
02:48The aliens get a breakaway shot at the goal.
02:50Oh, my.
02:51Bobby Generec makes a save.
02:53Beautiful.
02:54What's this?
02:55The goalie's taking the puck to the other end one.
02:57This is unheard of.
02:58What a smart move.
03:00Captain Squash and Eddie Kitt are helping him skate past all the defenders.
03:03Oh, my.
03:06Captain Squash has ridden out of the play.
03:08There's only one defender to get past now.
03:11I beg your pardon.
03:12If it wouldn't be too inconvenient, I'm going to check you into the boards.
03:19Thanks to Eddie Kitt, Bobby's in the clear.
03:21Bobby's moving now, and Bobby shoots.
03:24It's a goal.
03:26Earth wins.
03:27Eddie Kitt's team wins, ladies and gentlemen.
03:29Eddie Kitt!
03:30Eddie Kitt!
03:31Eddie Kitt!
03:32Eddie Kitt!
03:33Hey, Bobby.
03:34It's not Eddie Kitt.
03:35It's Etiquette.
03:36What?
03:37It's not Eddie Kitt!
03:39It's not Eddie Kitt!
03:41It's not Eddie Kitt!
03:43It's not Eddie Kitt!
03:45It's Etiquette.
03:47Miss Wells is going to introduce you to the idea of Etiquette.
03:50It's how you act in public, doofus.
03:53That doesn't sound like as much fun as being on Eddie Kitt's team.
03:57Oh, Bobby, where do you come up with those gems?
04:00Well, let's go, or you'll be late for school.
04:03Mickey isn't very good at apologizing, because making apologies, like other kinds of manners,
04:08take a question.
04:09Maybe we were learning a lesson about the importance of good news, or maybe we won't.
04:14It's pretty hard to tell.
04:17Bobby!
04:18That's my name!
04:20Bobby Adolphus Generic!
04:22Uh-oh.
04:23Miss Wells is using all three of my names.
04:26Am I in trouble?
04:27It's bad manners to disrupt the movie, Bobby.
04:30But you did give me an idea.
04:33I did?
04:33Mm-hmm.
04:34Your assignment will be for each of you to come up with a way of showing why manners are important.
04:40And the best one wins an ice cream bar of their choice.
04:44Yeah!
04:45Oh!
04:47Double fudge mocha bar.
04:51Boy, a double fudge mocha bar.
04:54This'll be easy.
04:55Couple of pleases and thank yous.
04:58Cutting back on picking my nose.
05:00But Bobby, it's not just doing it.
05:02You have to show it.
05:03How are you going to do that?
05:05You want to work together?
05:06We could make a movie like we saw in class.
05:09But in color!
05:10My dad's got a camcorder.
05:12Great, Bobby.
05:13But it's not a movie if it's on videotape.
05:16It's a video.
05:17No!
05:17It's a double fudge mocha bar!
05:21Honey?
05:22Kids?
05:23I've got an exciting announcement.
05:25Dad?
05:26We're all going to the NAPTI convention!
05:29Cool.
05:30Epic.
05:31Dad?
05:31Oh, Howard!
05:32Dad?
05:33NAPTI?
05:34The National Association of Pants and Tailoring Experts convention?
05:38Oh, go on with you now.
05:40Did you win?
05:42Yep.
05:42You're looking at the winner of the Pants Purveyor of the Year award, huh?
05:46I'm making a video for school about bad manners.
05:50Bobby!
05:51Hey now, put a sock in it.
05:52You interrupted your father.
05:54Now, what do you say?
05:56Please!
05:57Oh, no, no, that's wrong.
05:59You say, I'm sorry.
06:01Why do parents love to ask questions when they already know the answer?
06:04The Dorsal Country Club.
06:07Nine holes of golf on their championship course, followed by a banquet.
06:12Oh, well, for the cry-eye, the Dorsal Country Club is pretty exclusivo, don't you know?
06:19Kids, you're going to have to mind your manners.
06:21Mind my manners?
06:31Wee, Bobby, hand me that, please.
06:34Please?
06:35Papa Ted, did ye mind your manners when ye were my age?
06:40It's not mind your manners, Bobby.
06:43It's mind your manners.
06:45Papa Ted!
06:46Hey, Papa, what time is it?
06:48Time for noogies.
06:52Hey, Howard, if I'm going to team up with you for the golf tournament, I'll need to borrow your old set of clubs.
06:58Sometimes I wonder if you own anything.
07:00Dad, Bobby's making a video about why manners are important, you know, P's and Q's.
07:06I want to win the double fudge mocha ball.
07:09Well, then I'm your man.
07:11You caddy for me tomorrow, and I'll help you with your movie, like an agent.
07:15I'll be your manners agent.
07:17Deal?
07:17Well, say, show me the mocha.
07:20Show me the mocha.
07:22No, no, come on.
07:23Put some feeling into it.
07:24Shut it up, Bobbo.
07:26Show me the mocha.
07:29Show me the mocha.
07:31I think he's caught it.
07:32Now, Ted, I want you to know something here.
07:35This is Howard's big day, so you and the kids be on your best behavior.
07:40People at country clubs know the meaning of good manners, don't you know?
07:44They do?
07:44Oh, where's the camera?
07:46I can just taste that mocha bar.
07:48Show me the mocha.
07:50Show me the mocha.
07:53Okay, double fudge mocha bar, here I come.
07:56I've got the video camera.
07:57I've got the videotape.
07:58Am I forgetting anything, Roger?
07:59Oh, yeah, the lens cap.
08:02Lens, lens, lens, lens.
08:04Let's see.
08:05This can't be hard if Dad can do it.
08:08Come on, Roger.
08:09Let's ask Kelly about manners.
08:12Lens, lens, lens, lens.
08:16Kelly, our manners important.
08:18What?
08:20Bobby, get out, you little creep.
08:22Don't march into the bathroom when the door is closed.
08:25Turn that thing off.
08:26Mother!
08:29Get out of my room, you little dweeb.
08:33Dad, do you know why manners are important?
08:36Bobby, my camcorder.
08:39I told you never to touch anything without asking first.
08:41Oh, for, you know, Howard, let Bobby use it.
08:46Martha, it is brand new.
08:48There you go, then, now, yet.
08:50It's still under warranty.
08:52Well, I just think it's so cheek-pinching cute.
08:55He wants to make a movie like little Stevie Spielberg.
08:58Cute always works on moms.
09:01Well, you just run along now and have some fun, hon.
09:04But don't go too far.
09:06We're leaving for the country club soon.
09:09Way to go, Bobby.
09:10You got the camera.
09:12My folks won't let me near ours.
09:14How'd you do it, Bobby?
09:15I owe it all to little Stevie Spielberg,
09:18whatever that is.
09:19Oh, what an imagination.
09:21I just love that about you.
09:24Yuck!
09:24What kind of movie are we making?
09:26Well, hey, hey, you kids, now head it up.
09:29Time to go to that country club, Bobby.
09:31You can see Jackie in a wild scene.
09:33Mom says they know about good manners at the country club.
09:36Perfect.
09:37You tape a lot of people with good manners.
09:39Then when you get back, I'll copy the best stuff off onto another tape.
09:44Okay?
09:45Show me the mocha.
09:46Oh, pick a lane.
09:51Pick a lane!
09:52If you can't make up your mind, then why don't you just pick your nose?
09:55Oh, Howard, stop setting a bad example for the kids.
09:59It's Bobby and that camera.
10:00It's distracting.
10:02Now, now, Bobby, honey, don't bother your father when he's behind the wheel of a car.
10:07Oh, for E.T.
10:08No, no, I'm not up to...
10:09Sit back in the sheet belt there.
10:12Shoot!
10:13Shoot!
10:13Out the window!
10:14Go!
10:17Hey!
10:18What took you so long?
10:19Hey, we've got to tee off!
10:21You think that already did.
10:25Uncle Ted, your caddy's here!
10:27Your caddy's here!
10:28What's a caddy?
10:30He's the most important guy on the golf course.
10:32He carries the clubs.
10:33But I don't know anything about golf.
10:35Well, only one way to learn golf etiquette.
10:38Pick up the clubs and take it one step at a time.
10:43Guess adults forget to tell you that that first step's a doozy.
10:47Okay, that's a squish.
10:49We'd better rent a golf cart.
10:52Okay, who goes first?
10:53You're our guests.
10:54You should go first.
10:55Guests have honors.
10:56Oh, ho, absolutamente.
10:58Guests go first.
10:59Grip it and rip it.
11:01Pearls can force wine.
11:02Boy, they do have good manners, Uncle Ted.
11:05Shh, Bobby.
11:06You're supposed to whisper when somebody's going to swing.
11:09Bobby, remember, golf is a war between you and the golf course.
11:13Let the battle begin!
11:15A battle?
11:19Desert rat, Bobby.
11:21Those ill-mannered aliens didn't keep their word.
11:24They're back.
11:25And this time, it's a winner-gets-earth battle on the golf course.
11:29A golf war, so to speak.
11:31Shh!
11:31We need you on our team.
11:34The Eddie Kitt All-Star Golf Team.
11:37It would be my honor to have you join us in rearranging some alien thought patterns.
11:42This is Red Dickey.
11:44Shh!
11:45For Sports Universe, at the Burger Planet Winner Gets Earth Golf Tournament.
11:50We're into a rare sudden death.
11:51First one to get their golf ball into the cup wins.
11:54The alien gets off a terrific shot.
11:57Oh, my!
11:58That was close.
11:59The aliens almost got Earth on that shot.
12:02Desert rat, Bobby, is sizing up his shot.
12:04Oh, my!
12:05The aliens are cheating.
12:07They're laying down the smoke screen.
12:08It's an impossible shot.
12:10What are we going to do, Desert rat, Bobby?
12:12I'll throw them!
12:12This is unheard of!
12:14Guiding a golf ball in midfield.
12:17Oh, my!
12:18What a shot!
12:20It's headed straight for the cat!
12:22A hole in one!
12:23Earth wins!
12:24Bobby!
12:25Bobby!
12:26Bobby!
12:27Shush!
12:28You're supposed to whisper when someone is going to swing.
12:30Drat!
12:32Bobby!
12:32Oh, bummer.
12:33He didn't keep his head down.
12:35Definite mulligan.
12:38Bobbo!
12:39A good caddy's always supposed to remember with a ball, wank!
12:43Sorry, Uncle Ted.
12:44I don't get it.
12:45How do you score in this game?
12:46Oh, it's easy, Bobbo.
12:48You just count the number of strokes.
12:49Now, I'm going for a birdie, but if I hit too many strokes, I'll pick up a bogey.
12:54Yuck!
12:54Mom says you should never pick up a bogey.
12:58Nobody's picking their nose, doofus.
13:00It's golf talk.
13:02Drat!
13:03Shh!
13:03You're supposed to whisper when someone's going to swing.
13:09Guess I'm off my game.
13:10Yeah, well, we only lost by 40 strokes, so that's improvement.
13:13Did we play the same game?
13:14I got great matter stuff on my tape.
13:17Just stop there.
13:18Cut, wrap, whatever, and put that thing away while we eat.
13:22Okay.
13:24Look at all the balls I found.
13:26Bobby, your hands are filthy.
13:28Always wash your hands before you eat.
13:31And get those filthy balls off the table.
13:39I knew that.
13:40Bobby, it's not polite to grab things out of someone's hand.
13:43You ask.
13:44Sorry.
13:44I just want to see what my matters movie looks like.
13:47You know, when I was a boy, we didn't have a remote control.
13:50I had to walk all the way across the room just to change the channel.
13:54Whoa, this is down.
14:11Nice camera work.
14:14Yeah, it's huge.
14:16The camera recorded all the wrong stuff.
14:18I'll never get my mocha ball.
14:20Well, my little filmmaker needs to chow down and eat them up.
14:31I'm not hungry.
14:32What is it, little mansy?
14:34It's my matters movie.
14:36It's nothing but a bunch of pictures of floors and ceilings and feet and a bunch of talking.
14:42Oh, no.
14:43You work so hard.
14:44You know what to do when things don't go right, don't you?
14:48No.
14:49That's why I'm in trouble.
14:50Well, let's see.
14:52Life is like a kitchen with leftovers, you know.
14:55You gotta turn lemons into lemonade and runny fudge into frosting.
15:00I think I'll ask that.
15:02Oh, well, uh, you, uh, learn more from things.
15:08You learn more things from your failures than your successes.
15:11My advice?
15:13Lay low until it all blows over.
15:17Get a shopping and accessorize.
15:19Oh, well, you know, Bobby, dear, there's a reason for everything.
15:23I wish I could find that reason.
15:25Hey, Bobbo, I know what you could use.
15:27A double fudge mocha ball?
15:29A noogie!
15:30Ted, oh, what a surprise.
15:32You're just in time for breakfast.
15:34Oh, talk about luck.
15:35I wish I had luck.
15:36What's the matter, Bobbo?
15:37Having trouble with your manners movie?
15:39Yeah, I don't suppose you have any idea what I should do.
15:42Only one thing to do.
15:44This I gotta hear.
15:46Well, what you do is you gotta get your family to help you make a new one.
15:51You know, everybody could show you examples of good manners and so forth.
15:54We all work together.
15:55Hey, it would be fun, huh?
15:56That's actually a brilliant idea.
15:59Pfft!
16:00It is what?
16:01What'd I say?
16:02What?
16:02Well, we could help Bobby make a new tape.
16:06I always wanted to be in the showbiz.
16:08Would you please?
16:11Come on, let's go.
16:12Come on, let's go.
16:12Yeah.
16:13Come on, let's go.
16:13Come on, let's go.
16:14See, Bobby?
16:16Please and thank you are the magic words.
16:19Magic words?
16:22Thank you, thank you, Dr. Shirley.
16:25And now my partner in magic, Bobby, will make an animal disappear.
16:30Roger, disappear.
16:41Whoopsies, Bobby.
16:43You forgot to say please.
16:46Roger, disappear, please.
16:51Thank you, thank you.
16:54Okay, Bobby, enough, enough, enough.
16:57Here's the camera.
16:58You're the director.
16:59Let's get started.
17:01Ahem, ahem.
17:03Gimme, gimme, never gets.
17:05Please and thank you, get the fuzzub.
17:07Kelly, would you pass the ketchup, please?
17:11Of course, Uncle Ted, since you asked so politely.
17:17Oh, I'm sorry, Uncle Ted.
17:18No, no, it was my fault.
17:20Don't worry about it.
17:22Gimme, gimme, never gets.
17:24Please and thank you also gets the fuzzub.
17:30Excuse me.
17:33Oh, you can almost see that one.
17:35Gimme, gimme, never bets.
17:37Oh, well, no, that can't be right.
17:40Oh, I see someone signaling to get into my lane.
17:44I'll just slow down.
17:46Ted, get out of here.
17:47Get it, move.
17:48Oh, sorry, here I go.
17:50I got some.
17:51Ruth, take 12.
17:53Oh, oh, gimme, gimme, never gets.
17:56Please and thank you, our best bets.
18:02What do you say, Bobby?
18:04Show me the mocha.
18:06Oh, come on, Roger.
18:14I'm tired.
18:15Let's go to bed.
18:20I came for Bobby's videotape.
18:27I'm going to copy the best parts on a new tape to show the class.
18:31Bobby, Jackie's here to edit the tape we made.
18:34On the table.
18:36Got it.
18:38And when you reach over and grab a handful of mashed potatoes and gravy that moments before
18:44we're sitting on your best friend's plate, then you better ask yourself, are manners important?
18:51Oh, oh, what a crowd.
18:56Show me the mocha.
18:57Show me the mocha.
18:59Thank you, Rodney.
19:00Thank you, Rodney.
19:00And now it's time for our final project demonstrating the importance of manners.
19:05A videotape made by Bobby and Jackie.
19:08It's the mocha.
19:09It's the mocha.
19:10It's the mocha.
19:11It's the wrong video.
19:12Where did you get this tape?
19:14It was on the table in the red box.
19:16Red box?
19:17You were supposed to take the one in the blue box.
19:20Bobby, don't kick your nose.
19:23What?
19:24That bars into the bathroom when the door is closed.
19:27You're supposed to knock.
19:28Don't bother your father when he's behind the wheel of a car.
19:32I told you, never touch anything without asking first.
19:35Now always whisper when someone's about to swing.
19:38Oh, oh.
19:39Gimme, gimme, never dance.
19:42Please and thank you are best best.
19:45You're right, Bobby.
19:53I was right?
19:54No, wrong.
19:55But that's bad.
19:56No, that's good.
19:57What I did was good?
19:59No, bad.
20:00Are you as confused as I am?
20:02It's simple, Bobby.
20:03Your videotape demonstrated every conceivable use of bad manners, showing us why good manners
20:10are important.
20:11I did?
20:12I mean, I did!
20:13I did!
20:14You both did.
20:15Jackie did a marvelous job of selecting the best of the video you took.
20:20And that's why I'm declaring you both the winners of the contest.
20:28Bobby, didn't you learn anything about manners?
20:31Oh, yeah.
20:32I mean, yes, I did.
20:34So why are you whispering?
20:35That's what I learned.
20:36To be quiet when someone is gonna swing.
20:39Show me the mocha!
20:42Well, that's our show.
20:43So I just want to say thank you for watching.
20:44Do you have anything to say, Howie?
20:45Well, please.
20:46I said please.
20:47Okay.
20:48Bye.
20:49Don't you have any manners?
20:50You should never talk with food in your mouth.
20:57Mm-hmm.
20:58Mm-hmm.
20:59Okay.
21:00Bye!
21:01Don't you have any manners?
21:02You should never talk with food in your mouth!
21:05Ou y-y-y.
21:14Hehehehe.
21:15Y-y-y!
21:16Y-y-y!
21:17Y-y-y-y!
21:18Y-y-y!
21:20Y-y-y-yQ!
21:21Y-y-y-y!
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