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00:00In this town it used to be that life was orderly, nothing to see here, nothing ever happened that was extraordinary, then a glitch caused a switch, went twice, hatched randomly, they had no bodies but had endless possibilities, so every day's a new day, they can mess up royally, call it best to bester, every day, a new body,
00:29best to bester, we can be in a fight, best to bester.
00:40Sun cream, towels, shades, extra sun cream, and check.
00:47Let's just get to the beach already, everyone will be waiting.
00:51As soon as I find my goggles, Flip-Flop said we might go diving.
00:56Aha!
00:58Oh.
00:59No diving for you today, I guess.
01:01We could call it the store on the way, we'll take more than an hour or so.
01:06Or, we can go for the homemade option.
01:12Goggle it my quick thinking.
01:15Let's go, go, go!
01:16Hey, you two.
01:17Oh great, another hold up.
01:18Just pretend you haven't seen him.
01:19Ahem.
01:20Oh, hey grumpy pants.
01:21Didn't see you there.
01:22Um, yes, I need someone to cactus sit for me.
01:23Huh?
01:24Sorry, you laugh.
01:25For a second I thought you said you wanted someone to cactus sit for you.
01:32Who's laughing?
01:33I won a cruise.
01:34Three weeks of long overdue R&R, and someone has to look after my cactus while I'm away.
01:37Not that I'm trying to get out of this, but, aren't we literally the last people you'd ask?
01:43Yes, you are literally the last people I've asked.
01:46Ah, we'd love to have a hug.
01:47Why are you doing this?
01:48Ahem.
01:49Oh, yes, it's just a holiday.
01:50I don't know.
01:51Oh, my God.
01:52I love to be like, I'm so happy.
01:54Oh, my God.
01:55Oh, my God.
01:56This is my life.
01:57Oh, my God.
01:58Oh, my God.
01:59Oh, my God.
02:00Oh, my God.
02:01Oh, my God.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:03Oh, my God.
02:04Oh, my God.
02:05Oh.
02:06Oh, my God.
02:07to help gp but we're going to the beach and we'll do it seriously you'll want to do this best
02:14one pea pants never trusted us with anything not once looking after his cactus might make
02:20us better neighbors and even who knows one day even friends never gonna happen so you taking
02:28the cactus or not does it have a name of course it doesn't have a nicklebutt don't ask because i
02:35won't tell you keep her safe i will guard her with my life pricklebutt is safe with us
02:44okay let's get the cactus pricklebutt into the sub and ourselves to the beach hey we can't leave
02:51pricklebutt alone anything might happen to her buster it's she's a cactus fine you stay here
03:02and cactus sit i'm going to the beach wait we'll take her with us sun sand all stuff that cacti love
03:14um getting her there might be a pain in the everywhere
03:17hmm not if i'm beach ready ooh smart thinking and you can make sand castles win-win let's hit the beach
03:32i'm gonna look after you like you've never been looked after before
03:39best bester looking good hey flip flop hey rocky we brought a desk everyone this is pricklebutt
03:49pricklebutt everyone um hey pricklebutt
03:53oh nice to meet you buster's cactus sitting for grumpy pants we're cactus sitting for grumpy pants but
04:03we can still have fun want to get buried in the sand yes here you go let's do it ready to dive flip flop
04:13i'm more ready than i've ever been
04:27oh
04:45what is it
04:45pricklebutt save her
04:50crisis averted let's get you out of there
04:57oh she's fine she's gonna be fine oh sun cream we oh gotta take better
05:10ow care of her best hey guys we're going surfing want to join sure i'd love to but i want to surf too
05:19so come surf then who'll look after pricklebutt
05:25see we can have fun and cactus did at the same time
05:31pricklebutt
05:38phew ah
05:43is a little service too much to ask
05:45hey best
05:47hey best
05:54ow
06:02wrinklebutt
06:03That better not have stained
06:18Who knew cactus sitting would be so tiring for a largely inanimate object she sure gets into a lot of trouble
06:25You go I'll take care of her, but you'll miss all the fun
06:36Listen I've been thinking we've been trying to look after prickle, but really well, and it's just got her into more trouble
06:44Go on
06:45So I'm just saying how much worse could it be if we just left her here on her own
06:52She's not gonna run off
06:55Oh
06:59You take care of yourself, okay mommy loves you
07:05You're right, that's so much better
07:25Weird how much easier it is to party when you're not holding a cactus
07:37Weird yeah always prickle, but I'm sure she's fine. I mean what's the worst that can happen?
07:45Oh
07:47Oh
07:48Oh
07:49Oh
07:50Oh
07:51Oh
07:52Oh
07:53Oh
07:54This is all your fault
07:56My fault you said she wouldn't run off
07:59Um guys
08:00This is a disaster
08:01Yeah that inflatable unicorn wasn't cheap
08:06What?
08:07We come by! I'm coming!
08:08She's too far out Bester
08:09The tide has her now
08:10We have to do something
08:11Glumpy pants trusted us
08:12Wind me up with pleasure
08:13With pleasure you live in a submarine in a tree and your sister is a bucket
08:17Oh
08:18Oh
08:19You mean literally sorry
08:20That should do it
08:21He's got a cactus to save
08:27Whoa
08:30I'm not getting my inflatable back here
08:32No
08:34Ah
08:35That should do it
08:36He's got a cactus to save
08:38Whoa
08:43Oh
08:45Hmm
08:46I'm not getting my inflatable back am I?
08:47Don't look back at me.
08:48No.
08:49Whee!
08:51Faster, Best!
08:52Faster!
08:54If that inflatable pops, we've got real problems.
08:58I'm like...
09:00Now!
09:05Hey, no free rides.
09:07One, shoo.
09:12No, no, no!
09:14Keep going, Best!
09:15Neat.
09:16Two, rewind.
09:17Let me help.
09:19Tighter.
09:21Tighter.
09:26Now we're talking!
09:31No!
09:31Hit, stop!
09:32Can't really control that.
09:39No!
09:40Wait.
09:41Paddle.
09:46Hot, hot, hot!
09:48No, no, no!
09:49Shoo!
09:50Shoo!
09:53No!
09:58After it!
09:59After it!
10:03Little help here, sis.
10:05I'm gonna be sore in the morning.
10:10Turns out I only need two things to feel relaxed.
10:14Knowing Pricklebutt is safe and that best and best are far, far away.
10:20Pricklebutt?
10:22Oh, hey, comfy pants.
10:24Just taking care of Pricklebutt.
10:27Huh?
10:29We did it.
10:37Time to head for home.
10:39Giddy up, Best.
10:41I can't, Bester.
10:42Sorry.
10:43My elastic's gone.
10:45I guess we're just gonna drift out here forever.
10:50Well, this works out perfectly.
11:00You got your two best buddies and Pricklebutt on your vacay.
11:04Sweet!
11:05Captain said there weren't any spare cabins, so we should bunk with you.
11:11You see, I knew Captain Stinnon would bring us closer together.
11:16One, two, three, customer!
11:29You ask him.
11:34No, you ask him.
11:35We'll both ask him.
11:37One, two, three, customer!
11:41Hey, Mr. Putt-Putt.
11:43Best and me were wondering...
11:45If maybe we could knock off work a bit early this afternoon.
11:48Yeah, sure.
11:49The season finale of our favorite TV show is on tonight.
11:53Hard-nosed, the super-cool, great-in-a-crisis cop, who sniffs out danger and says awesome stuff like you.
11:59Smells like crime to me.
12:01You know her, too!
12:04Of course I do!
12:05I'd completely forgotten about the season finale, though.
12:09You lock up, yeah?
12:10Huh?
12:10Wait!
12:11Didn't you just say we could...
12:14Oh...
12:16We can't miss this show!
12:19It's the TV event of the year!
12:21Maybe the century!
12:23Stop panicking, Bester!
12:25We can still do this, as long as we catch the 6-0-1 bus home.
12:306-0-1?
12:31But we close at 6!
12:33That only leaves us with 0-1.
12:35If anyone can pull it off, it's us.
12:38What's on the closing off checklist?
12:40One, water the plants.
12:41Let's see how long that'll take.
12:46Practice run!
12:4912.5 seconds.
12:55What's next?
12:57Check there's no badgers in the cave on hole 2.
13:0013.8 seconds!
13:05Anything else?
13:06Dredge pond for lost balls!
13:0910.6 seconds!
13:15Which leaves us with...
13:1723.1 seconds to dash to the bus stop and catch that bus.
13:22Easy!
13:23So long as no customers show up and slow us down, we're gonna be fine.
13:27Huh!
13:28What are the chances of that?
13:30We haven't had a customer all day.
13:32One, please.
13:34Don't just stand there!
13:34Putter me up!
13:36Um...
13:37Actually, Mr. Grumpypants, we were just about to close up.
13:51So, uh, yeah.
13:52Maybe you could come back another time.
13:54Nope.
13:55As long as I start playing before you close, you have to let me finish.
13:59He's got us there, Bester.
14:00Maybe he's a really fast golfer.
14:04Okay.
14:06There.
14:07What's he doing?
14:08Nope.
14:09Look, he's finally taking a shot.
14:11Alright, then.
14:12And...
14:13Practice.
14:14And...
14:15Practice.
14:16And...
14:17Practice.
14:18And...
14:19Practice.
14:20And...
14:21Practice.
14:22And...
14:23This is a disaster!
14:24Crisis?
14:25Did someone say...
14:27Crisis?
14:28No, I said...
14:29Smells like a job for the greatest crisis negotiator the world has ever seen.
14:35Hard Nose!
14:39Pretty cool, huh?
14:41No, you're not Hard Nose.
14:43You're just a big green nose with a lunchbox.
14:46You don't know how to negotiate.
14:48I've seen every episode of Hard Nose.
14:50I know all her moves.
14:52Come on, Best.
14:53I can do this.
14:55Okay, Hard Nose.
14:56You're on the case.
14:58Bad guys better stay downwind, cause Hard Nose is a-coming.
15:03Heh.
15:08What the...
15:09What are you doing?
15:10Smells like it's game over, Grumpy Bance.
15:13You're a nose now.
15:14Even for you, this is weird.
15:16She's Hard Nose, best negotiator in the business.
15:20Never heard of her.
15:21Now, get out of my way and let me play.
15:24Ah.
15:25Ahem.
15:26Yes.
15:27Hey, grumpy schnoz.
15:28Grumpy schnoz?
15:29Let's get deep into the handkerchief.
15:32What'll it take to get you off this course?
15:35Nothing.
15:36I told you.
15:37I'm playing this game.
15:38Long as it takes.
15:39Hard ball, huh?
15:40I like it.
15:42Free golf for a week.
15:44No, a month.
15:45A year!
15:46Uh, not sure we can do that, Bester.
15:49Doesn't matter.
15:50I'm a member.
15:51Free golf forever.
15:53No deal, Big Nose.
15:56Big Nose?
15:57Don't let him get to your hard nose.
16:00I mean, Bester.
16:01Gosh!
16:02You're good at this.
16:03I know, right?
16:04Okay.
16:05How about this?
16:06A lifetime supply of tiny golf pencils.
16:09Hmm.
16:10I do love those tiny pencils.
16:13So fiddly and easy to lose.
16:15Really?
16:16No.
16:23Smells like someone's in the mood for a ruckus.
16:26I'm not sure this is working, Bester.
16:29Hard nose, Jane hard nose.
16:31And this proboscis is just getting started.
16:41We should have been out of here five minutes ago.
16:43Leave this to me.
16:44Okay.
16:45No more Mrs. Nice Nose.
16:48You need to get off this course right now.
16:51Nope.
16:52Ugh!
16:55Ugh.
16:56Now look what you made me do.
16:57I'll get it.
16:58I am perfectly capable of getting my own golf ball, thank you.
17:03Jane hard nose doesn't have time for your shenanigans.
17:07What was that?
17:08It...
17:09It sounded like a sneeze.
17:10Oh, no.
17:11We're trapped.
17:12Are you guys okay in there?
17:13Oh, yeah.
17:14Perfect.
17:15We love being stuck in a cave.
17:16Really?
17:17No, of course not.
17:18Bester, you gotta get us out.
17:19We'll miss the show.
17:21Ah!
17:22Ah!
17:23I'm a bit more worried about the air supply.
17:26You're right.
17:27With the entrance blocked and the area of this cave being precisely 20 meters cube.
17:28Just get on with it.
17:29We got 13 minutes.
17:30Lucky us.
17:31Then it's a good job.
17:32Hard nose is on the case.
17:33No, Bester, we need help.
17:34This isn't a case for hard nose.
17:35Every case is a case for hard nose.
17:36Okay.
17:37No, no.
17:38No.
17:39No.
17:40No.
17:41No.
17:42No.
17:43No.
17:44No.
17:45No.
17:46No.
17:47No.
17:48No.
17:49No.
17:50No.
17:51No.
17:52No.
17:53No.
17:54No.
17:55No.
17:56No.
17:57No.
17:58No.
17:59No.
18:00Oh.
18:01Oh.
18:02Well, that's one more thing, and I've got aileyone, right?
18:03We've got boulders blocking a cave
18:05entrance and citizens inside.
18:07They're unhurt, but air is running out.
18:09Smells like trouble, all right.
18:11Okay.
18:12You guys look tough, but let's see if you're ready for a surprise attack.
18:16Come on!
18:17What is she doing?
18:19No idea.
18:24Okay, boulders.
18:26You win this round.
18:27So tight
18:36Hey stop that you're using up all the air
18:38I'm trying to get us out if you had any respect you'd hold your breath and I'd have twice as much
18:48Stop that that's my hair
18:51Need some help faster
18:53She's back leave this to the professionals. What is she doing?
19:00Nothing to see here nothing to see
19:18Well, I always knew it would end like this what trapped in a mini golf cave by a
19:23Giant nose sneeze. I mean why you couldn't have just come back tomorrow. Anyway. Yes, so stubborn
19:31Stubborn ah forget it. So what's so good about this dumb hard-nosed show? It's not dumb
19:38It's the greatest show in the history of television
19:41It's about a renegade cop who doesn't play by the rules
19:44She doesn't care what anyone else thinks and she does things her way on her schedule
19:49Actually, she kind of reminds me of you
19:53Well, maybe I should watch it if we get out of here live
19:57How long left three minutes?
20:00Mike Von drop reporting live from the mini golf course where a major incident is ongoing two trapped
20:08Unfortunates only have stockings of air left ma'am. What's the situation?
20:16Well, um, we've got boulders block in there. Yeah cave entrance and citizens and stuff
20:25Who am I trying to kid I'm not hard nose
20:29I'm just a big dumb green nose and my brother and my next-door neighbor are in trouble
20:42I don't need to be hard nose. I just need to be a nose
20:46How long?
20:5010 seconds
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20:57We have never seen anything like this before
21:06This is incredible
21:08Hard nose did it the hard nose way no
21:15Bester did it the bester way
21:18You know, maybe I'll come back and finish my round tomorrow after all. There's a show I need to catch up on
21:24Shame we missed the finale. Yup. That bus is long gone
21:40Those season finales are always lame anyway
21:42Yeah
21:43I bet this one was amazing though
21:44Yeah
21:46Once again, we apologize for the change to your regular programming as we brought you this exciting breaking story
21:51Stay tuned for the delayed season finale of hard nose
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