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00:01Hi, everyone.
00:02I'm Howie.
00:03Welcome to Bobby's World.
00:04And you know what I really hate?
00:05Of course you don't, because you don't know me.
00:07You know what I hate?
00:08I know you hate this, too.
00:09When somebody, like, flicks you like that right in the eyeball,
00:11that bugs me.
00:12Does that bug you?
00:13Bugs everyone.
00:14Right, Bobby?
00:15Bobby?
00:16What?
00:18Bobby?
00:19What?
00:20Bobby!
00:22That's my name.
00:24Daddy, you look funny.
00:27Wait a minute, young man.
00:28If you have nothing nice to see...
00:30Whoa!
00:31I didn't know that...
00:33I...
00:34Look, I'm a real person standing in a cartoon room.
00:38That is funny.
00:39Wait a second.
00:47That's my dad.
00:49Oh, yeah.
00:50There.
00:51Oh, now, uh...
00:52Oh, here.
00:53Take Webley and go to sleep.
00:55Because tomorrow is a very big day.
00:58We are going to Aunt Ruth's.
01:01We're gonna help her celebrate her birthday, Bobby.
01:03Huh?
01:04Eventually she finished y'all and leave her dreams.
01:05Ah, attempts.
01:06Ha-hooo!
01:07That is not bad.
01:08Oh, see.
01:09That Gut's about playing with the heart.
01:10Oh, my God.
02:40Oh, Aunt Ruth!
02:47Aunt Ruth!
02:48Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Aunt Ruth is coming!
02:59Oh, no!
03:00What happened?
03:01Oh, it was horrible!
03:02Aunt Ruth!
03:03She pinched my cheese!
03:04She told me how cute I was!
03:05She did not recall!
03:06It was horrible!
03:07Horrible!
03:08Horrible!
03:10Is that right?
03:12I want to leave your face!
03:15Bobby!
03:22No!
03:23Bobby, what's all the fuss?
03:28Aunt Ruth!
03:29She was after me!
03:30She was crunching cars and stomping on people and pinching cheeks and...
03:34Oh, Bobby, you were just having a nightmare.
03:37I promise you, everything is all right.
03:47Now, Bobby, turn out the light and go to sleep.
03:49Daddy, I don't want to turn out the lights.
03:59Why?
04:00He's never going to believe this.
04:02Because when the lights go out, it looks like the teddy bear is moving.
04:05Teddy bear isn't really moving, Bobby.
04:08It's your eyes playing tricks on you.
04:10I'll explain it later.
04:12Just don't worry.
04:13The teddy bear isn't moving.
04:16Okay.
04:20What's that?
04:23Easy, easy.
04:24Watch it.
04:24Careful.
04:24I didn't take the insurance.
04:26That's okay.
04:27I'll take the doilies with me.
04:33Hey, careful with that.
04:36Careful.
04:36That's my good shine.
04:37Hey, hey, hey.
04:39Watch that.
04:40That's my stuffing.
04:42Teddy bear.
04:44You are moving.
04:46That's correct, Bobby.
04:48You were right all along.
04:49I don't know why parents don't listen to kids.
04:52Where are you going?
04:54I've been listed.
04:55Oh, Teddy, don't go.
04:57Sure, it'd be easy to stay here.
04:59Dragged around the house by you all day long and chewed on by Roger.
05:03But there comes a time when you have to ask yourself,
05:05is there more?
05:07I think there is.
05:09Boys, I'm going to learn to be a radar technician.
05:13Guaranteed.
05:24Bobby, you go to bed in there.
05:25Honey, is Bobby having bad dreams again?
05:38Yeah, about Aunt Ruth.
05:39Oh, no.
05:40Yeah.
05:40You know, the way he's acting, you'd think she was Godzilla or something.
05:43Oh, oof.
05:44That's a bit.
05:45Breakfast is ready.
05:46Oh, man.
05:48Kevin and Billy will work on the skateboard ramp without me.
05:51They'll be able to practice and be real good.
05:54They'll sign a million-dollar contract with a skateboard manufacturer,
05:57endorse a line of clothing, and buy their parents a new house.
06:01Well, we all have to make sacrifices, young man.
06:04Mine will be the house, and yours will be going to Aunt Ruth's.
06:09And somebody pass the jelly there.
06:10Dad, I have big plans for today.
06:15Natalie and I are supposed to go to the mall and hang.
06:17Molly, you can hang at Aunt Ruth.
06:22Fine, I'll go.
06:23But I don't have to talk to anybody.
06:26Fine, Captain Squash!
06:36Bobby, don't eat with your fingers.
06:38Bye, Mom.
06:46Good, Bobby.
06:47Don't even think of picking your nose.
06:51Ah!
06:51That is so gross.
06:54Picking my nose.
06:55May I help you?
06:57Aw, I'm just picking my nose.
06:59Would you care to try on some of our fine collection?
07:03How about a sunburnt nose?
07:06It's like a day at the beach.
07:09That looks so good on you.
07:11Ow!
07:12Oh, too hot?
07:14Try our Dick Tracy model,
07:16the snub nose.
07:24That's okay.
07:26It was a runny nose.
07:27If you're into lying,
07:30you might try our Pinocchio model.
07:32Your mother does know you're picking your nose.
07:36Yes.
07:40Bobby, stop picking your gee darn nose.
07:44But right now, just finish up your cereal.
07:46And then you need to go upstairs and wash your face and hands
07:48before we leave for Aunt Ruth's, don't you know?
07:51And don't forget to wash behind your ears.
07:57Parents,
07:57I wonder why they won't let me wash my hands in front of my ears
08:01like the other kids get to do.
08:02Well, everybody, we're Aunt Ruth's.
08:17Mommy, Derek hit me!
08:18Oh, now, Derek, don't hit Bobby, would you?
08:20Please, boys, anyway.
08:21He hit me first!
08:22Oh, come on, now.
08:23Hello, you two are so immature.
08:26Hey, Kelly.
08:34Gross!
08:35If you two don't settle down back there,
08:38I'm going to pull the car over and I'm going to let you out.
08:40Oh, honey, I don't know why you say those things,
08:43because you know you never do it.
08:44You never do it.
08:45Well, trust me, this time, I just might.
08:47Okay, you just show me then, honey.
08:53Don't leave me here, please.
08:56I'll be good.
08:57I'll never hit Bobby again.
08:59Come back.
09:04What are you smiling about?
09:09That's for me to find out, you know.
09:12Hon, I don't mean to come in on your territory,
09:14but wasn't that our turn there?
09:16Hello, are we lost again?
09:18I thought you weren't going to speak.
09:20That got us lost again.
09:22I heard that.
09:22I know exactly where we are.
09:24This is, uh, uh, uh, a new route.
09:26Yeah, it's the car that's lost.
09:29Not bad.
09:30Oh, yeah, this new route business
09:31looks to me like we're in the middle of nowhere.
09:34There's no sign of civilization.
09:36No sign of civilization?
09:39Okay.
09:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
10:22Oh, my dear, what about TV figures?
10:27Thank you, Bobby.
10:28We make you chief.
10:31Yoda, Yoda, Yoda, Yoda, Yoda, Yoda.
10:52Are we there yet?
10:57You know, you kids are bored.
10:59Why don't you read the billboards there?
11:02You know, that's what they're there for. Those are nice.
11:04Okay!
11:06You can't read, dipstick.
11:08Uh-huh.
11:11Sixty Flags Over Kid Fun?
11:13Mom, Dad, can we go? It's only 40 miles.
11:16No!
11:18Oh, cool! Waterworld is only 200 miles. Can we go?
11:25Yeah!
11:26No! We're going to Aunt Ruth!
11:29And we're gonna have fun!
11:34I told you not to touch anything, Bobby!
11:39Now I'll get you and your big fuzzy dog, too!
11:42Hey, half-pint her?
11:48Watch this.
11:55Oh, no!
11:56Is that a flat tire? Quiet, everybody!
12:01Wait. Wait a second. Derek, is that you?
12:04How many times have I told you to stop tapping on the side of the car?
12:08How many?
12:09It was me! It was Bobby!
12:12No, it wasn't me!
12:13I'm sitting in the middle!
12:18All right, the two of you. Stop it!
12:19Or there's gonna be... there's gonna be trouble!
12:21Oh, no.
12:22Well, honey, what do you expect?
12:24You should keep both your hands on the gee darn wheel.
12:26Daddy, you're right!
12:28You said there was gonna be trouble.
12:30Ha ha ha ha ha!
12:40May I see your driver's license, please?
12:44Is this your current address, Mr. Generic?
12:47That's generic.
12:48Pronounced...
12:49Gen-er-ic.
12:51Ick!
12:52Daddy, remember what you always say about policemen?
12:56Now is not the time, Bobby.
12:58You say, why aren't they out catching criminals instead of bothering us taxpaying citizens?
13:06Well, that's what you always say.
13:08Good point.
13:13Could you taxpaying citizens help us?
13:15Huh?
13:16Looks like a hostage situation.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Seven people are being held by three defective ballet dancers.
13:39They'll blow up the building if we don't give in to their demands!
13:44What can we do?
13:45If we only had someone in the building?
13:47Where's Bobby?
13:49Wait a minute!
13:50Who's that in the room?
13:51Oh, no.
13:52That's my little brother.
13:58Daddy, Aunt Luke, have a few rocks!
14:15Hey!
14:16The little dork did it!
14:17He saved the hostages!
14:18That's one fine underage hero you've got there.
14:20Tell you what I'm gonna do.
14:21I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time.
14:24Ah!
14:25Thank you, officer.
14:26After all, you are on the ground.
14:27I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time.
14:28Thank you, officer.
14:29After all, you are on the ground.
14:30I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time.
14:31After all, you are on the way to Aunt Ruth's.
14:32I figure that's punishment enough.
14:33Here we are!
14:34Aunt Ruth!
14:35Here we are!
14:36Aunt Ruth!
14:37I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time.
14:38Ah!
14:39Thank you, officer.
14:40After all, you are on the way to Aunt Ruth's.
14:41I figure that's punishment enough.
14:42Here we are!
14:43Aunt Ruth!
14:44Oh!
14:45Oh!
14:46I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time.
14:49Ah!
14:50Thank you, officer!
14:51After all, you are on the way to Aunt Ruth's.
14:53I figure that's punishment enough.
14:56Here we are!
14:57Aunt Ruth!
14:59Whoa!
15:00Aunt Ruth.
15:15Dad, it's quiet in there.
15:18Too quiet.
15:25Oh, look at you! You're so cute!
15:28I can just hug you to death!
15:30Whoa, whoa, whoa! She'll scratch my face!
15:36Well, he's your son.
15:38Bobby, say hi to your Aunt Ruth.
15:43The moment of truth has arrived.
15:46Hi, Aunt Ruth.
15:48Oh, well, well, look who's here.
15:51I could just squeeze the stuffing right out of you.
15:58Guess who?
16:00No, guess again.
16:02That's right!
16:04It's me, Uncle Ted!
16:06Hey, everybody, line up for noogies!
16:08Come on!
16:10No way! Uh-oh!
16:12Uncle Ted, no, no roughhousing.
16:16Scout's honor, sis.
16:18Come on! Let's go roughhousing!
16:23Yay! Roughhousing!
16:34Dick Velcro here, live with Peggy Phlegm at the U.S. Roughhousing Olympic Trials.
16:39They're about to start, so let's watch their routine.
16:42Well, Dick, the program says they'll start with a single axle.
16:53Great move!
16:54They cleaned out the top of the table with that one, Dick.
16:56They really make it look easy.
16:58Oh, here comes a sit-spin into a camel.
17:01Here come the scores. For technical merit, tens across the board!
17:29Uncle Ted?
17:31You bonehead!
17:34Oh, now, Oof-da-ta! Uncle Ted, you're worse than the kids!
17:38Oh, well, no problem.
17:40I can fix this old thing.
17:42Just get me some superglue.
17:44Superglue!
17:45I'll help you, Uncle Ted!
17:46No!
17:47Well, then, can I have a cookie?
17:50No, not right now, Bobby.
17:52We're gonna eat pretty soon, so go wash your hands.
17:55I don't understand. All I have to do is wash my hands.
17:58I just want a cookie.
18:03Roger? Aunt Ruth left a disguise!
18:05I've got an idea!
18:07Huh?
18:08Good afternoon, Mr. Bobby.
18:18The photograph you are looking at is the cookie jar sitting on Aunt Ruth's counter.
18:22Your mission, Bobby, should you accept it, is to scale the counter and get the cookies.
18:28This is Wayne Newton. He has nothing to do with this mission.
18:31But doesn't he look like Zorro without a mask?
18:34Anyway, good luck.
18:36This tape will self-destruct in...
18:38...a couple of seconds.
18:41Ew!
18:42Oh, Bobby, how adorable! You look so cute!
18:58You see what he's wearing there? Oh, my gosh, he's mine.
19:02How did you know it was me?
19:06Dork.
19:07I guess I wasn't a very good disguise anyways.
19:10Oh, come on, now get some pictures of him. He's so gee darn cute!
19:14Okay, okay, son. Hold it there a second.
19:16Yeah, like that, uh-huh.
19:20Bobby was apprehended on a 12-11, attempting to steal cookies before dinner.
19:24He is now serving two concurrent life sentences at Aunt Ruth's.
19:27The cookies were returned to the cookie jar.
19:33Oh, thank you, Ruth. We all had such a gee darn good time, didn't we now, kids?
19:38Come on, kids.
19:39Oh, yeah.
19:40Yeah, uh-huh, we sure did.
19:41Uh, Ruth, about your lamp, I think I know where I can get a replacement.
19:45Oh, well, that's all right, Ted. Just be more careful.
19:52Oh, Bobby dear, here's a little something for you.
19:55Chocolate chip cookies!
19:57Thanks, Aunt Ruth.
19:58Huh?
19:59Huh?
20:00Huh?
20:01What is it?
20:02It's Teddy Bear!
20:03Teddy's back in town.
20:04I'm so glad you're back home, Teddy.
20:06Oh, I'm not staying home, Bobby.
20:07I'm gonna go to college on the GI Bill.
20:08I think I'll study interior design.
20:10Bobby?
20:11Bobby?
20:12That's my name.
20:13Well, Bobby, did you learn you could have a good time at Aunt Ruth's house, huh?
20:15No.
20:16I learned I could have a great time at Aunt Ruth.
20:17Was that a great show or what?
20:18I'm asking you because you saw it.
20:19I didn't.
20:20I was in it.
20:21That's why you're lucky and I'm not.
20:22But I can't wait till next week's show because I'm in it again.
20:23So, and you'll be watching it.
20:24Bye.
20:25Bye.
20:26Bye.
20:51Purdue
20:56Duck and cover.
20:58Hey, it's me!
20:59It's Uncle Ted.
21:00Uncle Ted!
21:01Good move, Bobby.
21:02You best the earthquake test.
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