Chaotic Housekeeping – Classic Comedy 1932 - video Dailymotion

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A hilarious whirlwind of classic slapstick comedy unfolds as a simple attempt at housekeeping turns into complete chaos. Filled with timeless gags, unexpected mishaps, and nonstop laughs, this 1932 comedy short showcases the iconic humor of early Hollywood. Perfect for fans of vintage comedy and golden-age film charm.

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00:00The End

00:30THE END

01:00Now, aren't you ashamed of yourself?

01:07A man with your supposed intelligence acting like an empty-headed idiot.

01:14What did you do?

01:16I'll tell you what you did.

01:18You took advantage of your wife's absence and pulled a wild party.

01:23And that's not all.

01:25You lost all of your ready money in a poker game.

01:30Could anything be more crass?

01:35More disgusting?

01:39There are times when I had high hopes for you.

01:42But that time is past.

01:46I'll tell you what's wrong with you in two words.

01:51Impossible.

01:52I'll tell you what you made.

01:55I'll tell you what you've got.

01:56I'll tell you what you've got.

01:58The Two-Man Homecoming.

02:14Mr. Hardy?

02:15Yes.

02:16Here's a telegram for you.

02:25I wonder what this can be.

02:28Oh, it's a telegram from your wife.

02:30She says she'll be home at noon today.

02:35Oh, the house.

02:38Oh, oh, oh.

02:45Aptos, 8-0, 8-0, please.

03:15Oh, oh, oh, oh.

03:45Oh, oh, oh, oh.

04:15Hello?

04:16Where have you been?

04:18I was here with me.

04:21Why weren't you over to the party last night?

04:23I couldn't make it.

04:25I was bitten by a dog.

04:27You were what?

04:28A dog bit me.

04:30I can't understand you.

04:32Spell it.

04:33A dog bit me.

04:35B-I-I-T-M-E bit me.

04:37Where?

04:41There.

04:45And they took me to the hospital.

04:50Get closer to the phone.

04:51I can't understand you.

04:52I said that...

04:54I said that...

05:02They took me to the hospital.

05:06Was it serious?

05:08Yeah.

05:08The doctor said I might get hydrophosphates.

05:14Hydrophosphates.

05:15You mean hydrophobia.

05:19Say, what are you doing?

05:21Huh?

05:21What are you doing?

05:24I'm talking to you.

05:25What do you think I'm doing?

05:27I know you're talking to me.

05:30Say, come on over.

05:31I want to see you.

05:32And make it snappy.

05:34Q-T.

05:37Hydrophosphates.

05:37What do you want?

06:00Listen, I'm in a slight predicament.

06:01My wife's coming home today at noon, unexpectedly.

06:04And look at this house.

06:07What's the matter with it?

06:14What's the matter with it?

06:16You never met my wife, did you?

06:19Yes, I never did.

06:20What do you mean, yes, I never did?

06:25That's my wife.

06:30Isn't she sweet?

06:32Charming.

06:34Where is your wife?

06:35She's in Chicago with her mother.

06:36Is she having a nice time?

06:38Sure she's having a nice time.

06:40She's been gone for more than a week.

06:41I don't care whether she's having a nice time or not.

06:44What I mean is, if she comes home and sees this house like this,

06:47she'll know that I've been having a wild party.

06:51I've never known it to fail.

06:53What?

06:54When the mice are away, when the mice are away, the cats are always playing around with the things and doing something.

07:05If the mice were...

07:06I want you to help me clean this house, I'd do the same for you.

07:11No, you wouldn't.

07:13Yes, I would.

07:14Oh, no, you wouldn't.

07:15How do you know I wouldn't?

07:17Because I'm not going to get married.

07:19Will you help me or will you not?

07:27Sure, I'll help you.

07:28What do you want me to do first?

07:30Now, that's the spirit.

07:33Now, you wash the dirty dishes while I go in and get dressed.

07:36Then after that, we'll have a nice breakfast, put everything in order so that the wife will suspect nothing.

07:43Will we have marmalade for breakfast?

07:44Yes, we'll have marmalade for breakfast.

07:47Then we'll put our shoulder to the wheels, grab the bull by the horns, and put our best foot forward.

07:54No!

08:14All day, work!

08:26All day, work!

08:28Oh-o-o-o!

08:44Clean that mess up while I get something to put it in.

09:02Look out!

09:14Let's go!

09:18Let's go!

09:22Let's go!

09:28Let's go!

09:34Get me a towel.

09:58Where do you keep them?

09:59I don't know.

10:00Look in the cupboard.

10:04Wait, I'll get it.

10:11Oh, oh.

10:12Oh!

10:13Oh!

10:17Oh!

10:18Oh!

10:23Oh!

10:25Oh!

10:26Oh!

10:27Oh!

10:28Oh!

10:29Oh!

10:30Oh!

10:31Oh!

10:32Oh!

10:33Oh!

10:34All right, what do you keep your handkerchiefs in the top floor

11:04What do you keep your handkerchiefs in the top floor?

11:34What are you trying to do?

11:52I'm trying to get rid of this water.

11:54What will I do with it?

11:56Use your own judgment.

11:58Are you trying to ruin the only suit I've got left?

12:16Shut up.

12:19Shut up.

12:34That's the way to do it.

12:39Oh!

13:00How about some breakfast?

13:04Breakfast work!

13:07See what you did?

13:19You can't blame me for that.

13:28Do you realize that this is the only suit that I've got left?

13:33It's enough to make a man burst out crying.

13:36Well, I couldn't help myself.

13:38I couldn't help myself.

13:39Shut up and get this mess cleaned up.

13:41Do you know that my wife will be home at noon?

13:44Say, what do you think I am, Cinderella?

13:46If I had any sense, I'd walk out on you.

13:49Well, it's a good thing you haven't any sense.

13:51It certainly is!

13:52It certainly is!

13:53I had no sense I've walked out on you.

13:58I had no sense I've walked out on you.

14:13If I hadn't any sense, I'd walk out of you.

14:17Good thing he happened to me. I...

14:20Certainly...

14:34If I hadn't any sense...

14:37Take these pants and wring them out while I dry the coat.

15:07I'm going to dry the coat.

15:14I will dry the coat.

15:19I'll dry the coat.

15:22I'll dry the coat.

15:26I'll dry the coat with the water.

15:31I'll dry it with the water.

15:34I'll dry them myself.

16:04Ah!

16:05Ah!

16:06Ah!

16:10Hmm.

16:34Hello!

16:48Don't you yell at me!

16:51I'm not deaf!

16:53Oh, hello honey, baby.

16:55Where are you?

16:57Where am I?

16:58Well, I'm down here at the rail load station.

17:00And if I stay here much longer, they put me in the roundhouse.

17:03She'll be in the roundhouse.

17:07What's the matter?

17:08Oh, get my suit quick. It's the wife. She's waiting at the depot.

17:11Oh! Oh!

17:22Oh! That's all I've got! The only suit I've got!

17:26What do they do now?

17:28I have it.

17:30Get this place cleaned up and don't ask questions.

17:33Hurry as quick as you can!

17:53What's the matter?

17:55You're not going like that, are you?

17:57Certainly. Why?

17:59Well, you haven't got a horse.

18:01I don't need a horse. I've been out there.

18:04Oh, don't answer it. It's the wife.

18:06Get yourself cleaned up and get out of here quick.

18:08I'll see you tonight.

18:09Well...

18:29What's the matter?

18:30You're right.

18:31I...

18:32I'm sure you want to do this.

18:34It's entirely cute.

18:35You're not even a horse.

18:37I'm kind of like, oh...

18:38I'm not even a horse.

18:39I have no horse.

18:40You're just a horse!

18:41You're not only a horse.

18:42You're not

18:51I don't think this is how long this is.

18:52Thank you very much.

19:52What happened?

20:02Well, I was all ready to leave, and I thought I'd build a nice fire to make it comfortable for you.

20:08The house burned down, and I couldn't help it.

20:11I did all I could about this.

20:14I did all the best I could.

20:19Well, I guess there's nothing else I can do.

20:23No, I guess not.

20:25Well, I'll be seeing you.

20:27Goodbye.

20:32Hey!

20:36Would you mind closing the door?

20:39I'd like to be alone.

20:40Come on.

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