00:05If I can make some money from it, then I say, why the hell not?
00:09You're the star of the show.
00:10Ham it up, baby.
00:11Because I hit that scumbag where it really hurts.
00:13Nice to meet you, I am Sunda.
00:15Here, your number.
00:17Is there any way you two would want to do a live stream with me?
00:19I swear on my life I'll have my revenge.
00:22You know, you're cuter in real life, too.
00:24How much do those vids get you?
00:25Bet you're making pay.
00:26Wait, I guess being famous doesn't protect you from getting mugged.
00:29Your subscribers are going buck wild right now.
00:31Hey, chat, what's up?
00:33Welcome to Viral Hits Livestream.
00:40Like a wild boy, I ain't got no fear.
00:43High shot, no doubt, get back and leave.
00:45I go getting in again, what can I do?
00:47Break it down.
00:48I'm going to raise my brain, where's my next one?
00:51I got key machine, so we got to me.
00:53Cuttingζ³, drop, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
01:00up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
01:03up, up, up, up, up.
01:19I got a power.
02:28Let's make it easier for them to use that fist.
02:31What are you gonna do?
02:32You think you wanna throw down with me, Stringbean?
02:34Watch and learn, Dave.
02:35Allow them to raise their dominant arm.
02:37Spatial awareness is key.
02:39If there are obstacles on their left, they will default to their right side.
02:43If I'm gonna get hit anyway, what have I got to lose?
02:47Even if you can't dodge a punch, you can at least react defensively.
02:51Someone with no martial arts training will rely on unwieldy shoulder movements.
02:55Here it comes.
02:57Here it comes.
02:58How did you get hit without getting hurt?
03:07In a world governed by physics, a punch is the most powerful at the exact moment it reaches its target.
03:14In other words, you'll want to move into the punch's path and absorb the blow before it achieves maximum potential.
03:19Otherwise known as Operation The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early.
03:25What's that idiot doing?
03:27Did I just witness him getting punched in the face on purpose?
03:30First, visualize yourself headbutting that fist.
03:33Then pull in your chin to protect it, which will also put you in prime position for a headbutt.
03:39That barely hurt at all.
03:41Great, now what do I do?
03:43You're some kind of masochist.
03:44I'll kill you!
03:46Oh crap, I reacted too slow!
03:49No threat, it's difficult for the average person to predict every punch.
03:53But what if your opponent is also an amateur?
03:56He freaking missed me?
03:58Even for a professional, it's much harder to hit a moving target.
04:02Weaving!
04:03When your opponent can't land a punch, you've already started your weaving journey.
04:08An amateur on one side trying to take a punch, and one on the other side trying to give one.
04:14When these two go head to fist, what do you think will happen?
04:18You'll try and fail to hit their fist with your head.
04:21And sure, you may feel like a failure, but to your point, you'll look like a bona fide professional.
04:27By shifting your focus to their fist, your fear of being pummeled will slowly fade away.
04:32They'll start missing punch after punch.
04:35But even if they don't, you won't feel the pain anymore.
04:40How, you ask?
04:42Since getting hit no longer hurts.
04:45Well...
04:45Give me the damn phone.
04:47The fear of fighting no longer controls you.
04:50Because I have to text back the gun as bummy!
04:54Am I supposed to know who the hell this bummy person is?
04:57This is blowing my freaking mind.
04:59Hoban's choosing to get pummeled by a scary back alley slide ball.
05:03The hell?
05:05Who is this weirdo?
05:07It's like he's trying to get hit!
05:09Man, this whole thing is so stupid.
05:13Damn it!
05:13I knew I should have watched more of his content.
05:17I wasted the whole night.
05:19The only video I saw was how to get hit without getting hurt.
05:23If you know how to get hit, I'll see you in the next video.
05:26No, Piggy.
05:26I just literally don't know any other fighting techniques.
05:30This fight is a total disaster.
05:33It's way too slow.
05:37This isn't good, dude.
05:39We're hemorrhaging viewers left and right.
05:41The video of this fight with Paco is way too short.
05:44But if it goes on too long, that's not ideal either.
05:48Ah!
05:49Should I jump in and break this up?
05:50We can't afford to lose any more viewers!
05:53Sorry, muchachos.
05:54Hope it will win this fight.
05:57Him again?
05:58Isn't this the boomer who was simping for Moonsong?
06:01What's this guy's deal, anyway?
06:03He seems to know a lot about fighting.
06:06I don't know what they see, but to me, it looks like Hoban's lost.
06:10Dude's getting bodied live!
06:12Sigh!
06:13Amateurs!
06:14Pay attention!
06:17Look at his knuckles!
06:19Seems he didn't notice because of the adrenaline.
06:21His fists are in a world of trouble!
06:25Shit!
06:26My hands!
06:27They're like, totally busted!
06:30Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags.
06:33And unfortunately, this guy got carried away.
06:37And he hit the kids' rock-hard forehead too many times.
06:41Are you okay?
06:42I'd hate to be him.
06:44Because once the adrenaline subsides, the unbearable pain kicks in.
06:48For real?
06:49You're telling me Hoban actually won?
06:51Whoa.
06:53Chad, it hurts!
06:56You think this hurts?
06:57Just wait till you see her hospital, Bill.
07:00Yes, I got my phone back!
07:02Gonna text her right now!
07:04Eh, it was worth it.
07:06We'll spend our earnings on his visit, but still.
07:09New fans!
07:10Hey, what should I say, bro?
07:12Maybe, hey girl!
07:13You like baths?
07:16Bye!
07:17See you on the next stream!
07:20Upload complete!
07:21You won't believe this, but we racked up over a million views this week!
07:26The viral hit channel is now up to four videos, with a combined total of 25 million views!
07:32Also, your boys finally got their first payout!
07:36Dang, how much, you ask?
07:37Two million yen!
07:40Let's go!
07:43I know I'm new to this kind of stuff, but, uh, doesn't 0.1 yen per view seem kind of
07:47low?
07:48It is low, but it took us so long to get monetized that there's not a lot we could do.
07:53Not bad for our first payout, though.
07:55I was convinced that the number of views directly correlated to how much money we made.
08:01I guess I didn't realize the revenue was dependent on putting ads in the videos.
08:05Gee, if only someone told you that.
08:08Honestly, though, the total usually ends up in the ballpark of 0.1 per view, so really, I guess you
08:13weren't that far off.
08:15From now on, we'll use that as a general rule of thumb.
08:18The actual number is too complicated to get.
08:21New Tubu and its algorithm.
08:23Enigma of our times.
08:25So, like, what you're saying is, we just have to keep streaming.
08:29Something sensational and violent, right?
08:31I wish. We got lucky, bro.
08:34Lucky?
08:35Well, we didn't get the notorious yellow mark.
08:38Yellow mark? What's that?
08:41It's part of New Tubu's censorship system.
08:44If that bad boy goes from green to yellow, it means your video's been demonetized and you're screwed.
08:50A fate equally dreaded by all NewTubers.
08:53Typically on sexual, violent, or aggressive content.
08:56Oh, I see.
08:58You get a special tip if you guess where we're headed now.
09:02Hey, what's everyone looking at?
09:06Huh?
09:07What do you mean, ketchup?
09:09How'd that get there?
09:11Oh, no.
09:12Is Rumi live right now?
09:13Why did I do that on purpose?
09:14Bad feeling about this.
09:22Target locked.
09:25Run, bro!
09:26She's trying to shark our viewers!
09:28Oh my gosh, you guys, I just want to come say hi!
09:32I think we lost her.
09:34Damn Vixen thinks she can steal our viewers all with her stupid pretty face.
09:40Hey, man.
09:41What are you staring at over there?
09:44So cool.
09:46Wonder how much it is.
09:48Maybe I can afford it since I just got paid.
09:51It's got to be like, what, 30 or 40 kilos?
09:56140 for a tracksuit?
09:58For that much, I could just go online and buy a dozen knockoffs.
10:02140K is how much I owe Snapper for his cut.
10:05Who the hell's buying this boozy junk?
10:08All right, dude.
10:09Let's go.
10:10So, cash or card?
10:11Card.
10:12Paid in full.
10:14You're dropping 140K for that?
10:17Huh?
10:18He's kidding.
10:19He knows that's his entire month's pay, right?
10:22Are you not getting one, too?
10:24We all need at least one basic tracksuit for our wardrobes.
10:28To people like you, this fit is basic?
10:32Thanks.
10:32I'd like to see that, too.
10:34I finally get it.
10:35Even after making 2 million yen, I can't buy stuff like someone who's used to spending money.
10:41Nah, I think I'm good.
10:44A text?
10:46That's weird.
10:47I can't think of anyone who'd message me out of nowhere.
10:50No!
10:51Is this real life?
10:55Stupid, stupid, stupid!
10:57I'm such a huge idiot!
10:59Whoa, that's crazy, bro!
11:00I did it.
11:01Blew 140K!
11:03I had to buy it!
11:05Yeah!
11:05For the channel!
11:07Why'd she ask me to meet here?
11:09It's nothing but couples as far as the eye can see.
11:13I'm freaking out, man!
11:15Screw it!
11:16I'm going live!
11:18What's up, guys?
11:19We're live!
11:20I decided to stream because I miss you all!
11:23Hello to you!
11:24Oh!
11:25Yeah, thank you!
11:27I'm pretty sure it's the kid who gets dominated for money.
11:31You guys remember when you got that Mokko guy canceled?
11:34You mean when he sold out his classmate?
11:36I guess being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be.
11:39I bet he's made millions of views and you still get people putting you down.
11:43For real, thanks.
11:45You guys are all I got.
11:47I'm your biggest fan!
11:49I've seen all your videos.
11:51If it's okay, can we take a selfie?
11:53Is it with me?
11:55Do you want?
11:56Well, yes, of course!
11:58I'd love nothing more, my friend.
12:00Oh, man, it was me!
12:04That means a lot.
12:05This guy must be a YouTuber as well.
12:08Anyway, what are you up to?
12:09Today, we're out here interviewing people on the streets.
12:14Hello there!
12:16I'm Ji-Woon.
12:16You may know me from Newtubu.
12:18I have to say, you're hot.
12:20May I steal you for a sec?
12:22Sorry, no.
12:23I'm meeting someone.
12:25I see.
12:26Can I ask with who?
12:27Your boyfriend?
12:29Um, well...
12:31It's this guy!
12:34Sorry I'm late.
12:35I couldn't find you.
12:37Oh, wow!
12:38That outfit!
12:40We're like twinsies!
12:42What a coincidence, huh?
12:44Keep it on!
12:45Keep it on!
12:47Keep it on!
12:48Keep it on!
12:50Keep it on!
12:53Keep it on!
13:00I was always jealous of the inn crowd.
13:02I'm pretty short.
13:04Really shy.
13:06Bad at sports and my grades are meh.
13:08I'm not exactly rich.
13:11I was just ashamed of being me.
13:13Move it or lose it, midget man.
13:16At the very least, I wanted to be a good fighter, like Paco.
13:21School's a reflection of society as a whole.
13:23Survival of the fittest.
13:25It's natural for the weaker animal to bow down.
13:29We'll check out.
13:30Yeah.
13:31Out of my way.
13:32What?
13:32Now.
13:32Who the hell do you think you're...
13:34What did you say?
13:37Don't go around talking like some kind of thug.
13:39But Paco, he wasn't exempt from this either.
13:43You know?
13:44I actually admired Moonsung.
13:47Honestly, I could care less about all that.
13:50Look at me now!
13:51Face to face with the goddess Bomi herself!
13:54What are you thinking about?
13:56I don't need to be popular.
13:58I don't care if I'm a scrawny beanpole.
14:01What I wouldn't give to stop time right now.
14:04Oh, damn.
14:05She's cute as hell, man.
14:10Sorry.
14:13Man, I am beat.
14:15That was one hell of a day at the office.
14:18That Lee and Sales beefed it again, so I had to set the kids straight.
14:22Those talks aren't easy.
14:24Must have been stressful.
14:26I appreciate all that you do for us.
14:28Welcome home, love.
14:30Thank you, love.
14:31Oh, I passed a florist on the way home and thought of you.
14:34Wow.
14:35Oh, Hoban, you didn't have to do all that.
14:37What's this?
14:38Is there some reason you brought home a bouquet with no flowers?
14:42Because I knew waiting at home was the most beautiful flower of me.
14:47Daddy!
14:48I missed you!
14:50How are my darling children today?
14:52Hey, were you good for your mommy?
14:55Daddy?
14:56Yeah?
14:57You should probably wake up now.
14:59You're in a cafe.
15:02I thought you liked cafes, Hoban.
15:04Huh?
15:04Well, my daughter.
15:07Hang on.
15:08Was that a dream?
15:10Why are you so spaced out?
15:13No, I'm not spaced out.
15:14I freaking love cafes.
15:16You know I'm a man of few words, right?
15:19Minimal human contact with her sent me into a fugue state.
15:22What's wrong with me?
15:24Silent type?
15:25Okay, fine.
15:27Oh, no.
15:28Did I just beef it?
15:30I hope it wasn't something I said.
15:32I guess it's only natural for her to be bored if she's with me.
15:36Hey, look at those two.
15:38I think they're wearing matching coochie outfits.
15:41Oh, that's so cute.
15:42We should do that too.
15:44I feel bad for her.
15:45She's way out of his league.
15:47Women get embarrassed walking around with short guys, don't they?
15:50Babe, no one can hear you.
15:52From there?
15:53Nah, I doubt it.
15:54You're the worst.
15:55I hear you loud and clear.
15:57This is exactly what I was afraid of.
15:59He's right.
16:00I bet Bomi's embarrassed to be stuck with someone like me.
16:04We're not matching clothes.
16:07They got it all wrong.
16:13This strawberry parfait is all over my socials right now.
16:16I get to try it.
16:18Yay!
16:19Oh, wow.
16:19That's cool.
16:21First time I'm hearing about it.
16:23Where do you want to go after we're done here?
16:26I don't know.
16:28Well, you gotta have a hobby or something.
16:30What are you into?
16:32I don't know.
16:33Not much, really.
16:36So what do you do for fun in your free time?
16:40Let's see.
16:41Hard to say.
16:42I don't really have much fun at all.
16:46Okay, then.
16:47We should just go.
16:49You know, I asked you out because I thought we'd have fun.
16:55I couldn't believe how much fun it was to text you.
16:58But then, when we're in person, you hardly say two words to me, so I'm sorry I wasted your time.
17:05Have a good day.
17:06You're embarrassed to be with me, right?
17:11I'm sorry.
17:12I've never gone out with a girl.
17:15Like, I haven't even spoken to one this much.
17:19I've never been to such a fancy cafe either.
17:21I have no idea what I'm doing, honestly.
17:26My hobby?
17:27Binging new Tubu at home alone, which is humiliating.
17:32I don't have any friends, so I stay home during school breaks.
17:36I'm sorry.
17:37This is so embarrassing, but...
17:39I didn't eat because I'm shy and I get too nervous when I look at your face.
17:44I mean, how can I concentrate on eating when I'm staring at the beautiful face of a goddess?
17:50Where'd this come from?
17:52And why right now?
17:55Oh my gosh.
17:56Hopin, you're so sweaty.
17:58I sat on the sunny side because I didn't want you to get too hot.
18:03Sorry.
18:05I never asked you.
18:06That's weird.
18:15Well, I'll be.
18:16Look at you, young man.
18:17Not bad, Hopin.
18:20Hello?
18:21What's up?
18:22Okay.
18:24Yeah, I'm just hanging out with a friend.
18:26Really?
18:28You're nearby?
18:29Walking next to Bomi in matching clothes makes me feel like I'm her boyfriend.
18:34Sorry.
18:35That was a friend of mine from all the way back in elementary school.
18:39Wow, from that long ago, huh?
18:41Yeah.
18:42We used to be closer, you know?
18:43But we kind of drifted apart.
18:46Who would have thought they'd call right now?
18:48And it turns out they're nearby.
18:49Did they come out here to eat dessert, too?
18:52Exactly.
18:53For the same strawberry parfait, actually.
18:56Speaking of, Bomi looked so cute when she was eating hers.
18:59Oh, yeah.
19:01My friend goes to the same school as you.
19:04Uh, really?
19:05What's their name?
19:07Oh, it's Moonsong Kim.
19:11Moonsong Kim?
19:14Curious rising star in the world of MMA.
19:16And the guy at the top of the food chain.
19:19The same Moonsong I can't even talk to because he's a legend.
19:23You're telling me he was besties with Bomi?
19:26Mm, don't know him, huh?
19:30Man, I am beat.
19:32That was one hell of a day at the office.
19:35That Lee and Sales beefed it again, so I had to set the kids straight.
19:39Those talks aren't easy.
19:40Oh, wow.
19:41That must have been really stressful.
19:43I appreciate everything you do for us, Moonsong.
19:48Yeah.
19:49And honey, who is that strange man?
19:53I don't know.
19:56Probably some loser who's daydreaming about being with you.
20:00Hold on.
20:01Didn't we have this conversation earlier?
20:03Wake up, loser!
20:06Wait, do you know Moonsong?
20:08Oh, well, uh...
20:11Yeah, I know him.
20:12No way!
20:13Seriously?
20:14Are you close?
20:16Who, he and I?
20:17We're good friends.
20:19With every fiber of my being,
20:21I didn't want Bomi to know that I was a social pariah.
20:24Wow, what a coincidence!
20:26Oh, look!
20:28There he is!
20:30I really, really need to stop lying.
20:34Moonsong!
20:35Terrible timing.
20:37Why not?
20:38And the same outfit.
20:39That's just cruel.
20:40I can't believe I finally caught up with you.
20:43I just heard.
20:44You and Hoban are pretty good friends, huh?
20:46Good friends with who?
20:50This guy?
20:58We losers have an unwritten rule.
21:00Oh, come on.
21:01You two are friends, right?
21:02You're a nude tuber, aren't you?
21:04It's a competition, bro.
21:06You're right!
21:07I'll ask her out!
21:08I confess my love to a friend and got rejected live stream is back on!
21:12You know, you're a good fighter.
21:14I'm not the only one who's heard of these stupid videos.
21:18What the hell's wrong with you?
21:20Why are you doing this?
21:21From the bottom of my heart, I've never been this ashamed in my entire life.
21:44I'm not the only one who's heard of these stupid videos.
21:47There starts in the future.
21:49There are consequences.
21:52I'll be there.
21:55There are about four of us.
21:58Oh,hohoh.
21:59The world has fallen, which is the reason.
22:02Oh,hohoh.
22:03If you are messing with me,
22:06I'll just be so good enough.
22:08Let's go back to my action.
22:09You go back, you go back, you go back, you knock it out.
22:12Don't pay.
22:13Especially if someedes chivas, I'm hot, you come back, strength of yours.
22:17Oh
22:47Oh
22:48Oh
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