00:04You think you want to throw down with me, Strangly?
00:07Gonna get hit anyway.
00:08What have I got to lose?
00:10Otherwise known as Operation The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit For It.
00:14Sorry, Michachas.
00:15Hoban will win this fight.
00:17Let's go!
00:18I did it.
00:19Blew 140k.
00:21We're like twinsies!
00:22And matching clothes makes me feel like I'm her boyfriend.
00:25Oh my gosh.
00:26Hoban, you're so sweaty.
00:27Well, I'll be.
00:28Look at you, young man.
00:29No, it's Moonson Kim.
00:31We're good friends.
00:32Good friends with who?
00:34This guy?
00:34We're good friends with who?
00:39No, it's Moonson Kim.
00:44We're good friends with who?
00:54No, it's Moonson Kim.
00:59We'll come back and see you next time.
01:04The life will end the end of the day
01:09If it's possible, it's time
01:12Are you ready? Second time
01:15Are you ready? Did it know?
01:18I'm still breathing, boy
01:21I wake up, I'm still awake
01:26I've got the power, the power
01:29I've got the power
01:29I've got the power, I've got the power
01:32Singing oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:38oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:41oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:42oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:42oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:43oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:43oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:44oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:44oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:45oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:45oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:45oh oh oh
02:12What do I do now?
02:14And why the hell did I tell her a straight-up lie?
02:18Who, he and I?
02:19We're good friends.
02:22I even used his first name to make it seem legit.
02:26So, we're good friends?
02:27I'm sorry, Bomi.
02:29We're actually not close at all.
02:31You may not know this, but we losers have an unspoken rule.
02:35Never pretend to be good friends with anyone.
02:39Today, I broke that rule just to show off.
02:43The way you look at me.
02:45I just didn't want you to know I was a loser.
02:48What's wrong?
02:50Aren't you guys friends?
02:52As punishment for breaking the rule, I must pay the heaviest price.
02:56Goodbye, ethereal wanderer.
02:58We're classmates, so guess we are, yeah.
03:02Huh?
03:03What is happening right now?
03:06No way, that's so cool.
03:08You think so?
03:09We've never even spoken to each other.
03:12So, you're...
03:13Hoban.
03:14See, you don't even know my name.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:18You do new Tubu, don't you?
03:20Uh, yeah.
03:21Well, sort of.
03:23Is he trying to be nice to me?
03:25You know the saddest part of this whole interaction?
03:28Hey.
03:29We've got the same jacket.
03:31Look at that.
03:32Guess we're twinsies, right?
03:34When he said we were friends, I hate that it made me happy.
03:45Question.
03:46For five points, which pairing makes the better couple?
03:51A first grader could get this right.
03:55I'm the third wheel.
03:57This is great.
03:58Where should we go next?
04:00Hey, guys.
04:03Sorry, gotta go.
04:05I have a date with an ingrown toenail.
04:07An ingrown toenail?
04:09If I stay, I'll probably die of self-loathing.
04:13Oh, it hurts.
04:14Ow.
04:15I'm such a freaking moron.
04:18Was that the best I could come up with?
04:21Oh.
04:22I guess it really hurt.
04:26No, you idiot!
04:33What the crap, man?
04:34Shush, shut your freaking mouth.
04:36I was nearby and happened to see you two walking, okay?
04:39An ingrown toenail?
04:41Really?
04:41You guys were totally hitting it off.
04:43What gives, man?
04:44What the hell was I supposed to do?
04:45You try walking around with those two, smart-
04:50Unlike those perfectly manicured cuticles, I'm just a twisted, gangly ingrown toenail.
04:56It's your boy, ingrown toenail.
04:57Bomi and I live in two different realities.
05:00Trust me, I know that better than anyone.
05:04Romance.
05:05It's like the world's most ancient competition.
05:09Tale as old as time.
05:11A tournament where rivals duke it out over one girl.
05:15And what?
05:15Just because some perfect hunk shows up, you're gonna throw it all away?
05:19Yeah, but if I don't participate, I can't lose.
05:23That's Twitter talk!
05:25Listen up!
05:26You ever hear the story about that world-famous basketball coach?
05:30His team was about to give up, so he inspired them with these words.
05:34When you give up, that's when the game ends.
05:37Get it?
05:38Huh?
05:39Are you sure you want to give up and let it end here?
05:43Who's the one who brought you coffee?
05:45Better yet, who's the one that asked you on a date?
05:48Why would someone with no interest in you ask you out and buy you stuff?
05:53Picture her face.
05:55Remember how sad she looked when you toenailed it out of there?
05:58You still want to give up?
06:00Think about it!
06:01You're closer to winning this thing than anyone else in the competition!
06:06Snapper, you're right!
06:08Thank you, sir!
06:09I was blind, but now I see!
06:11Yeah, man.
06:12All good.
06:13Hey, we're friends, aren't we?
06:16That's it, bud.
06:17Tell her how you really feel.
06:19Consider it done!
06:21My goddess!
06:23I'm coming!
06:25Good luck, Oban.
06:27You're gonna need it.
06:29Cause you're about to do this whole thing live!
06:32The I confess my love to a friend and got rejected livestream is back on!
06:38And now let the love games begin!
06:42He's crazy!
06:45Is your, uh, toenail okay?
06:49Yes!
06:49It's fine!
06:50I'm over it!
06:52Over it how?
06:54Those things really need to be yanked out.
06:56Want me to do it for you?
06:58Take it out!
06:59That's not terrifying or anything!
07:02Alright, I gotta take off.
07:04Okay.
07:05Have fun at practice.
07:06Thanks.
07:07Huh?
07:08What's this?
07:09You're leaving?
07:10He's busy prepping for a match next week.
07:12No yummy parfaits for him.
07:15You're telling me they weren't even on a date?
07:18And there I was bailing with my tail between my legs like a terrified puppy.
07:23Hey, see ya.
07:25Oban.
07:26Can I help you?
07:27You, uh, you're a good fighter.
07:30I checked out your vids earlier.
07:32Viral hit, right?
07:34You were leaning into that guy's punches to reduce the impact, weren't you?
07:37Advanced stuff.
07:39I was just following the advice of a mysterious chicken.
07:43There at the end, you intentionally stopped yourself from using the next technique.
07:49Uh, wait, what?
07:51What's the next technique?
07:53Anyway, I look forward to seeing more from you.
07:56Later.
07:58Hold up.
07:59How do you know about that?
08:01Does this mean I'm not the only one who's seen this secret channel?
08:08So, what did you want to talk about?
08:11You wanted to come back and tell me something, right?
08:13Uh, yeah.
08:15It's just that...
08:16I, uh...
08:18Like...
08:19Oh, God.
08:21Please.
08:23Um...
08:24How been your pants?
08:25Are you okay?
08:29What kind of guys are you into?
08:32That's all.
08:33Huh?
08:34Uh...
08:35Um...
08:37The ones that are honest, I guess.
08:40Oh!
08:41You want honest?
08:43All right.
08:44Ask and you shall receive.
08:47The kind of girls I like are...
08:50They...
08:50Uh...
08:51The...
08:52The kind of girls I like...
08:56They're like you!
08:58You are literally what I'm into!
09:01Before I answer...
09:04I knew you'd be filming this, you weaselly opportunist!
09:08Now I know.
09:09You were gassing me up, so...
09:11What the hell?
09:12What's wrong with your face?
09:16Uh...
09:16Huh?
09:18Huh?
09:18Snapper the traitor.
09:20Thanks for the intel.
09:21If it weren't for your livestream, it would've taken me a lot longer to find you.
09:26I told you...
09:27I'd get my revenge no matter what.
09:30What the hell is wrong with you?
09:32Who are you?
09:33Bomi.
09:35Leave.
09:36Go home now.
09:38She can't leave now!
09:40We just got here!
09:41This bitch.
09:43Acting real coy like she wasn't even in the guise when I tried to get her number.
09:47Nah.
09:48Turns out she's a whore!
09:51Just breathe.
09:52If your opponent loses their cool, you will have a clear advantage!
09:56I can't lose my cool before he does.
10:00Hey, Paco!
10:01What?
10:02Control my emotions.
10:04Let him get riled up first.
10:06You trying to lose again, Baldi?
10:09Move.
10:11Dick, stop snurking!
10:13How to get hit without getting hurt?
10:20Did you really think that I wouldn't watch your damn videos?
10:23Don't be dumb.
10:25Only a sloppy baby would use the same technique over and over simply because it worked the first time.
10:31Always remember that how to get hit without getting hurt can easily be countered with an uppercut.
10:37Yeah, I knew that.
10:39Paco!
10:40No!
10:41More importantly, what am I supposed to do now?
10:45Dammit.
10:46Why didn't I watch his other videos?
10:49You intentionally stopped yourself from using the next technique.
10:53What exactly is the next technique?
10:59Man, I'm drawing a blank here.
11:04To find my house, all you have to do is look in the shadows of the skyscrapers looming above it.
11:09Just a speck, like me, under the heel of a colossus.
11:15But suddenly, I was given the opportunity of a lifetime.
11:21I stumbled upon a channel that taught me how to fight.
11:24Using what I learned, I was making bank, which was nice.
11:28Getting beat up in front of the world wasn't easy.
11:30But it didn't matter, as long as I made money.
11:33After climbing my way out of poverty, I thought I could live a normal life.
11:37Be just like every other kid.
11:39I was living the dream.
11:41I got complacent.
11:43That's why I stopped watching the videos.
11:46I messed up.
11:47And now, it was time to pay the piper.
11:54With one uppercut, I became a loser again.
11:59For so long, I had just assumed getting hit was better than trying to resist.
12:05Wounds heal.
12:06And like many things, the pain would surely fade over time.
12:11Just let go, Paco.
12:12What's that?
12:13The viral hit wants me to let him go now, does he?
12:17Hopping!
12:18No!
12:19Let go of me!
12:20No, not me.
12:22Please, I'm begging you, Paco.
12:24Let her go.
12:25No.
12:26Not after today.
12:28I don't think time is enough.
12:30I can't let her see me looking so pathetic.
12:32I have to make it stop.
12:35I have to make sure Bomi gets home, no matter what.
12:39She can't know who I really am.
12:43A weak, worthless nobody who always loses in the end.
12:47Oh, come on!
12:49I know your mom's sick, but surely she taught you manners before she got laid up.
12:54Hi.
12:55I'm sorry.
12:57I'm a coward.
12:58Why am I groveling like this in front of the girl I like?
13:02I don't know.
13:04Did that sound sincere to anyone else?
13:07Try it like you mean it, but this time take your pants off.
13:10Have some showmanship and say hi to my viewers.
13:15You gotta be kidding.
13:17Damn, that's a nice angle.
13:19I knew I could count on Snapper to get the perfect shot.
13:24Oh, man.
13:25Forgive me.
13:26Please.
13:27If you take your pants off and apologize, I'll forget you ever tanked my channel.
13:32Oh, being humiliated in front of Bomi was awful, but you know what's worse?
13:37She had more courage than I did.
13:42Oh, Bomi.
13:45You asked for it, you dumb bitch.
13:47Hey, Snapper!
13:48Don't shoot this!
13:50Even I wouldn't beat down some stupid female live on camera.
13:56I don't deserve to call myself a man.
13:59I can't beat him in a fight, but I need to save her.
14:03And this is the only way I know how.
14:07There, I'm naked.
14:09Now let her go.
14:10No way.
14:11He really did it.
14:12Check it out, guys.
14:14I bet his subs are flocking to our channel for some real violence.
14:18It's over.
14:19It's over.
14:19Keep sending those subs my way.
14:21Might as well shut your channel down right now.
14:25Hey, wait.
14:26No, don't do it.
14:28Hoban!
14:29Goodbye, Bomi.
14:32Not your underwear!
14:34If we see your junk, it's gonna get by a Calparma band, dude!
14:38Stop!
14:38No!
14:39This is it.
14:40My final act of resistance.
14:53Stop!
14:55No!
14:59It's okay.
15:00You can keep those on, Hoban.
15:03Oh, come on!
15:04You're trying to take away what little pride I have left!
15:08Turns out, Moonsung told me he'd seen Paco's stream and came as quick as he could.
15:14Also, the guy's a beast.
15:25Hey, wait!
15:26I swear it wasn't me!
15:27It was my viewers, man!
15:29Fuck!
15:34Hey, are you alright?
15:36You saved us.
15:37I'll be okay.
15:38But Hoban...
15:39He really needs our help.
15:42From the bottom of my heart, I've never been this ashamed in my entire life.
15:46We should go.
15:47Now.
15:48We can't just leave him like that!
15:51Right now, what he needs is to be left alone.
15:54The name that I claim for myself, I'll never switch up.
15:57Gotta keep it 100.
15:59I'm on it, watch me lift up.
16:00Those around me when they feel they're drowning.
16:02Help them surf that feeling.
16:04We dying to make it to the top.
16:05Now watch us make a killing.
16:07They trying to put us in a box.
16:09Now watch us break the ceiling.
16:10They try to break us down, but we too focus on the healing.
16:12Damn.
16:13When did I become so pathetic?
16:16Was I born this way?
16:18Or was it when my father left us?
16:21Did you guys see the act yesterday?
16:22That's not it.
16:23I was optimistic when I was young.
16:27Shut your damn mouth!
16:28Then I met Paco.
16:30I could never figure out why he was always beating me up.
16:34Which was by design.
16:36Because there was no reason to begin with.
16:39I don't know.
16:41That's when I started dreading going to school.
16:44Look at him pretending to be asleep.
16:46Come on, cut it out.
16:48What a wimp.
16:49I became too skittish to look people in the eye.
16:52Look at him.
16:53Why is his head always down?
16:55My lips grew heavy.
16:56Like they were made of lead.
16:59Um.
16:59I need to get through here, please.
17:02I was always shriveled up.
17:03My body racked with tension.
17:05See how bad his posture is?
17:07He even looks like...
17:08My fear and anxiety reached their peak.
17:11I didn't even have the energy to badmouth them in my head.
17:14I'm freaking tired of streaming during my lunch break, man.
17:21My life was over.
17:24Oh, man.
17:27I've been...
17:27I'm sorry.
17:42Long time no see, you traitors.
17:46If you're going to talk crap about me in the comments, don't watch my stream.
17:50I only want viewers that support me and my content.
17:53Lucky for you, idiots.
17:55I brought a model today.
17:57As you can tell, I worked super hard on this.
18:00May I present...
18:01The Snap Trap.
18:02Hopin, where are you?
18:04They're saying you look cute.
18:05I can't even remember the last time I saw him at school.
18:09Hey, buddy.
18:10Why don't you say hi to our viewers?
18:13Come back.
18:14The way things went down, you deserve a proper apology.
18:25The number you have dialed is not available.
18:31After everything, I wanted to disappear.
18:35Miracles don't happen for people who don't put in the effort.
18:38The next fighting technique you'll learn today is...
18:41How to fight and beat a regular person!
18:45Since I couldn't just fade away, I decided to make a change.
18:53When you want to improve your life,
18:54what are some of the key drivers that motivate your intended transformation?
18:59Inspirational new tubo videos?
19:01Self-help books written by successful people?
19:04Wrong!
19:06Those are all a waste of your time.
19:08A person can't change by simply reading glorified tales of the rich and braggadocious.
19:13No!
19:14True motivation comes from within.
19:16There's nothing that can drive us quite like anger and disappointment in ourselves.
19:20So use that rage to fuel your transformation.
19:24Miracles won't happen if you don't make them happen.
19:27Be inspired by pushing every fiber of your being to the brink.
19:31Work like you're like depends on it.
19:34Are you ready?
19:35Of course you are!
19:37Because the techniques I'm about to show you will take one whole month to master!
19:42Hey Hoban, see this?
19:44Look at your boy here.
19:46This okay with you, bruh?
19:48Why don't you come save your buddy already?
19:51I get 50,000 yen if I can get you to take your pants off too!
19:55Hoban, don't you dare come here!
19:58Just stay at home where it's safe!
20:00You hear me?
20:02Stay away!
20:03Hey, come on.
20:04Listen, if you're there, don't come to school at all!
20:10Hey, you finally showed up!
20:12It took you long enough.
20:14Snapper, you should have told me!
20:16Is this your idea of a sick joke or something?
20:19Why'd you come?
20:26Okay, what's this?
20:31You're live streaming?
20:34What's it look like?
20:36Film me.
20:41Viral hit.
20:43Back with another vid.
20:45Okay.
20:46What the hell are you even talking about?
20:50It's titled How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person.
20:58Make sure you film this part, okay?
21:00Hope it's acting like a real boss!
21:01Is this the same move again?
21:03Why am I so weak?
21:04And why am I the only one who has to feel this way?
21:07Because this is when the show really begins!
21:10I have to get drunk!
21:12I'd rather die than drink this crap!
21:16I can't take it!
21:17Frank, exactly as you play it.
21:18No amateurs using that.
21:20Give a kick to the right!
21:21No, you!
21:22I'm not a loser!
21:24No amateurs using that magic.
21:45No amateurs using it!
21:47I'm not a loser.
21:49No, you're not a loser.
21:50No amateurs using that.
21:52Hey, I'm not a loser!
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