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00:00:01The End
00:01:24Here it comes.
00:01:26Strictly low down, tarred, and own the down.
00:01:28Push back your first five rows as Louis Jarvis steps to the mic to sing Texas and Pacific.
00:01:48You've heard of the Chattanooga Choo Choo, the Rock Island, the Missouri Pacific, the Northern
00:01:53Pacific, the Southern Pacific, the New York Central, the B&O and the C&O and the IC and
00:02:00the Santa Fe. But Jack, you just got to take a ride on the T.P. I'm biding time aboard
00:02:06the
00:02:06Texas and Pacific. Past Big D didn't stay. About a half an hour to be specific. Cowtown's
00:02:14just a short way. Heading southwest on the Texas and Pacific. Big wheels clacking around.
00:02:21And all the sights that I've taken are quite terrific. I'm west Texas bound. Say, Mr. Porter,
00:02:29I've wired my gal. She's waiting in El Paso for me. Say, Mr. Porter, there's Pecos no less.
00:02:36My Stutzen needs a dustin' and my pants need a press. I guess I'll have to find a half to
00:02:40tip the
00:02:40border. Fifteen minutes, he says. When I arrive, we'll take a trip across the border. Honeymoon
00:02:48in Juarez. Cause the T.P. Special gets me there and much less.
00:03:05My Stutzen needs a test. When I arrive, we'll take a trip across the border.
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00:03:46Say, Mr. Porter, I've wired my gal
00:03:49She's waiting in El Paso for me
00:03:51Say, Mr. Porter, that's Pecos no less
00:03:55My stats needs a dustin' and my pants need a press
00:03:58I guess I'll have to find a half to tip the porter
00:04:01Fifteen minutes, he says
00:04:03When I arrive, we'll take a trip across the border
00:04:07Honeymoon in Juarez
00:04:09Cause the TP special gets me there and much less
00:04:23If the Texas and Pacific is the road for me
00:04:32Well, it's a sweet gal he's singing about
00:04:35Louis Jarvis does up the package in a bright red bow
00:04:39Especially when it's all for the love of Leo
00:04:44Well, it's all for the love of Leo
00:04:45Well, it's all for the love of Leo
00:05:35It's all for the love of Leo
00:05:43Got some money in my jeans
00:05:46Feeling like a man of means
00:05:47I give up all those other queens
00:05:50All for the love of Lil
00:05:53No more nights of sloppy joes
00:05:55No more bedding on the nose
00:05:57I give up all my fancy clothes
00:06:00All for the love of Lil
00:06:03Every night when all the boys
00:06:05Congregate to have a ball
00:06:07Although they should have called
00:06:09I won't pay no mind at all
00:06:12No more jiving round the town
00:06:15No more acting like a clown
00:06:17Cause I'm gonna settle down
00:06:20All for the love of Lil
00:06:59Yeah, got some money in my jeans
00:07:03Feeling like a man of means
00:07:05Feeling like a man of means
00:07:05I give up all those other queens
00:07:07All for the love of Lil
00:07:10No more nights of sloppy joes
00:07:13No more bedding on the nose
00:07:15I give up all my fancy clothes
00:07:18All for the love of Lil
00:07:20Every night when all the boys
00:07:22Congregate to have a ball
00:07:25Although they should have called
00:07:27I won't pay no mind at all
00:07:29No more jiving round the town
00:07:32No more acting like a clown
00:07:35Jack, I'm gonna settle down
00:07:37All for the love of Lil
00:07:47Get set for the fastest instrumental you ever heard
00:07:51The new Louis Jarvis arrangement of
00:07:53D-Bar-Bo-Biff
00:08:19Hey, Joe
00:08:20Call down and have Louis' car ready
00:08:22His father's dying
00:08:23And we gotta get out there right away
00:08:27Well, how does it look?
00:08:29Gosh, we're almost there
00:08:32Well, relax, honey Carter
00:08:34You're about as nervous as a newborn kitten
00:08:37Going to New York
00:08:40Riding in an airplane for the first time
00:08:42Who would be?
00:08:44Well, me for New York and a job
00:08:47Boy, it's a good thing someone else
00:08:49Is paying these freight charges
00:08:50Yes
00:08:52That's very kind of Mr. Jarvis
00:08:55Yes, you know
00:08:56I can't understand why an old man like Jarvis
00:08:58Wants to see you before he dies
00:09:01Don't talk that way
00:09:02He's just sick, that's all
00:09:05Besides, I've never seen him before
00:09:08Well, maybe he'll leave you something in his will
00:09:11Now, June
00:09:12Now, June
00:09:13He happens to have been a friend of my mother's
00:09:16Well, I don't care whose friend he was
00:09:18As long as we get to New York
00:09:21So he had a crush on your mother, huh?
00:09:24Yes
00:09:25They were very much in love
00:09:28Mother told me the story over and over again
00:09:31Then, what happened?
00:09:33Well, it started in a little cafe in New Orleans
00:09:38About 30 years ago
00:09:39Mother was a saint
00:09:43Never, never set me free
00:09:46For this night is heavenly
00:09:49So tonight
00:09:51Be tender to me
00:09:59Darling, I think you're wonderful
00:10:01You've said that before, Mr. Jarvis
00:10:03I know that
00:10:03But I didn't say I wanted to take you to New York
00:10:06New York?
00:10:08Yes, of course
00:10:09I've been looking for a new singing partner
00:10:11And I think you're it
00:10:13You mean you want me to go to New York?
00:10:16Of course
00:10:16You've heard of me, haven't you?
00:10:17I'm Skylar Jarvis
00:10:19Oh, of course I've heard of you, Mr. Jarvis
00:10:23Oh, but I can never be good enough to
00:10:25Oh, let me be the judge of that
00:10:27You see, my show opens in five weeks
00:10:29And I'd like to have you with me
00:10:31Are you coming?
00:10:32Mr. Jarvis
00:10:33Well?
00:10:34I think you're wonderful
00:10:37And did she go to New York?
00:10:39That very night
00:10:40And there were never two happier people
00:10:44In New York, Mother had to have an audition
00:10:46Before the producer of the show
00:11:08Tonight be tender
00:11:10Tonight be tender to me
00:11:15For tonight is tomorrow's
00:11:18Look, Skylar
00:11:19You may be the star of this show
00:11:21But this is carrying things too far
00:11:22That girl can't sing
00:11:23She's wonderful
00:11:23She's got everything
00:11:24Tonight be tender to me
00:11:29Tonight be tender to me
00:11:32In your arms
00:11:35Let me find
00:11:40I told you she couldn't sing
00:11:42I told you she couldn't sing
00:11:59Never, never, never set me free
00:12:03For this night is heavenly
00:12:07So tonight be tender to me
00:12:14That's right, that's very beautiful
00:12:16That's pretty
00:12:16Don't be nervous
00:12:17Tonight be tender to me
00:12:26For tonight is tomorrow's memory
00:12:36Tonight be tender to me
00:12:43In your arms
00:12:47Let me find ecstasy
00:12:53I dream
00:12:55In your soft courage
00:13:01In your eyes
00:13:04I see my paradise
00:13:11Tonight never, never set me free
00:13:15For this night is heavenly
00:13:19So tonight be tender to me
00:13:32Mr. Riffey
00:13:33I told you she had everything
00:13:35The contract's yours with $500 a week
00:13:37Oh, thank you
00:13:38That was wonderful
00:13:40They were a great success together
00:13:42Did they get married?
00:13:44No
00:13:45That's the sad part of it
00:13:47What happened?
00:13:49My grandmother heard about Mom's success
00:13:51She rushed to New York
00:13:53And proceeded to marry Mother off
00:13:54To the richest man she could find
00:13:55She cut Jarvis out, huh?
00:13:58Yes
00:13:59Mother married Dad
00:14:00He was very rich then
00:14:03But the crash took care of that
00:14:06I guess Mother never forgot Schuyler Jarvis
00:14:10You know, he must have felt the same way
00:14:12And now he wants to see you before he dies
00:14:15Gosh, I hope we get there in time
00:14:18Well, that might be a lesson for you
00:14:20What do you mean?
00:14:22Well, just don't go falling for every nice guy you meet
00:14:25Or before you know it
00:14:27You'll end up with a broken heart
00:14:29Don't worry, Jim
00:14:30I can take care of myself
00:14:32I wonder
00:14:39You're looking better today, Mr. Jarvis
00:14:42Sounds like the name of a play, Doc
00:14:45What's that, sir?
00:14:47No time for comedy
00:14:49Yes, sir
00:14:50The lights are coming up
00:14:52For the last time, Doc
00:14:55The final curtain's about to fall
00:14:58Yes, sir
00:14:59I've had my fun
00:15:01Now it's time for me to move on
00:15:03And make ready for the next act
00:15:05That's your fine boy, Louis, Mr. Jarvis
00:15:08Yeah
00:15:10Takes after me, Doc
00:15:14Great entertainer
00:15:16A little headstrong
00:15:17But I was that way once
00:15:20But he'll grow out of it
00:15:22When the right girl comes along to look after him
00:15:26Something I never had
00:15:29But I've taken care of all that in my will
00:15:32Yes, sir
00:15:34And I've looked after you in my will, too, Doc
00:15:36Thank you kindly, Mr. Jarvis
00:15:39But all I want to do is to take care of you and your boy
00:15:43I knew I could depend on you, Doc
00:15:46Oh, Mr. Jarvis
00:15:53Look in the drawer there
00:15:55And get out that envelope
00:15:59And always keep it safe for me
00:16:11I'll do that, Mr. Jarvis
00:16:12I know that I could depend on you, Doc
00:16:15There ain't many people that I can trust
00:16:17That's just kind of a check on something that I once done
00:16:20Yes, sir
00:16:24I want you to take that to somebody that you can trust
00:16:28And open it four weeks after I'm gone
00:16:33I'll do that, Mr. Jarvis
00:16:36Thank you, Doc
00:16:38And now
00:16:40Go bring in my lawyer and his secretary
00:16:44I want to make out my will
00:16:48Yes, sir
00:16:57It's sure taking the old man a long time to draw his last breath
00:17:00Well, you wouldn't want him to die before he makes out his will, would you?
00:17:03Don't worry about that
00:17:04I've got that fixed, too
00:17:06If he doesn't write one, I'll do it for him
00:17:07Isn't that a little risky?
00:17:09Are you kidding?
00:17:10With all the dough he's got, why, nothing is too risky
00:17:12And I'm the only one that knows anything about his investments
00:17:15Well, it certainly sounds cozy
00:17:17Darling, you and I are going to be sitting on top of the world
00:17:20And I'm with you all the way
00:17:23Pardon me, sir
00:17:24How is it, Doc?
00:17:25Bad, Mr. Talbot
00:17:26Mighty bad
00:17:28He asked for you and Miss Rusty, sir
00:17:30He wants to make out his will
00:17:32Okay, Doc, thanks
00:17:35That's it
00:17:36Grab your little typewriter and let's go
00:17:38Oh
00:17:39By the way
00:17:40That Carter girl will be at the airport in an hour and a half
00:17:44What did he want with her?
00:17:46I don't know
00:17:46Wanted to see her before he died
00:17:48Guess he's losing his mind, too
00:17:53She must be five feet, five inches
00:17:56With dark brown hair
00:18:06Ah, Mr. Jobs
00:18:12Sign us
00:18:13There may not be much time left
00:18:15I think we have all the essentials there
00:18:18Right
00:18:26Sign it
00:18:28Yeah, it's good enough
00:18:31He didn't want a doctor
00:18:32But I guess I'll have to call one now to sign the death certificate
00:18:35That's right
00:18:41Sorry, Louis
00:18:41What, I'm too late?
00:18:43I'm afraid so
00:18:43We were praying for him
00:18:45Thanks, Talbot
00:18:47Fortunately, uh, he managed to make his will in time
00:18:56All right, now
00:18:57Fill that out exactly right
00:18:58And I'll get the signature fixed later
00:19:00Listen, don't worry
00:19:02A mistake would be too expensive now
00:19:04Hmm
00:19:05I've got to get out to that airport
00:19:06To head off that Carter girl
00:19:08Go ahead
00:19:09I'll have this finished by the time you get back
00:19:10Okay, Rusty, good
00:19:14Miss Carter?
00:19:15That's right
00:19:16I'm, uh, Henry Talbot
00:19:17Mr. Jarvis's lawyer
00:19:20How do you do?
00:19:21What?
00:19:22This is my friend, June
00:19:23Pleased to meet you
00:19:24I'm sorry, Miss Carter
00:19:25You had to arrive too late
00:19:28You mean he's
00:19:29Well, I'm afraid so
00:19:31Oh, I'm so sorry
00:19:33I did so want to meet Mr. Jarvis
00:19:35Well, we did all we could for him
00:19:37But it was of no use
00:19:38I'm sorry you had to make the trip for nothing
00:19:41Oh, that's all right
00:19:43We were going to
00:19:44Oh, it's a pity, Mr. Talbot
00:19:45But it was nice of Mr. Jarvis
00:19:47To pay our way here
00:19:48But now
00:19:50I understand
00:19:51I knew you'd need some money to get back
00:19:53Oh, but we, we don't really
00:19:54Oh, thank you, Mr. Talbot
00:19:57Well, that ought to do it
00:19:58I have some things to do now
00:19:59And I'll hurry along
00:20:02Uh, there's a plane out in about an hour
00:20:04Oh, that's all right
00:20:05We decided to stay a couple of days
00:20:07And see the sights
00:20:07Well, that I wouldn't advise
00:20:09You know, New York's no place
00:20:11For two young girls
00:20:11Oh, we'll manage
00:20:13Well, goodbye
00:20:14Goodbye
00:20:15And goodbye to you, Miss
00:20:16Goodbye
00:20:19Well, that's hospitality for you
00:20:22He didn't seem to want us around, did he?
00:20:25Not from where I stand
00:20:27June, you really shouldn't have taken that money
00:20:30Well, honey, I can see
00:20:32You're not experienced in the ways of the world
00:20:34How else would we pay our first month's rent
00:20:36Oh, come on, let's go
00:20:43To Kearney and Aunt Sarah
00:20:45I leave my chicken farm in Ashton, Virginia
00:20:48To my faithful servant, Dolph
00:20:50I leave an income of $3,000 a year
00:20:54And entrust unto him the care of my son
00:20:57To my dear son, Louis, the remainder of my estate
00:21:01With the hope that he use it wisely
00:21:04To ensure that, I make one provision
00:21:08That within 30 days of my death
00:21:10He marries the girl who is probably even now by his side
00:21:15The girl he is to marry must fit this description
00:21:18Height, 5 1⁄4 inches
00:21:22Weighs, 22
00:21:24Thigh, 19
00:21:26Ankle, 8
00:21:27Hips, 35
00:21:28Bus, 32
00:21:31Should he fail to comply with this wish
00:21:34The estate will be turned over to Henry Talbot
00:21:37Who in turn will donate the money
00:21:39To various charitable institutions
00:21:42Signed, Skylar H. Jobs
00:21:44And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the will
00:21:47I don't get it
00:21:48Neither do I
00:21:49Well, Louis, looks like your father had to have his little game
00:21:52But that description fits rusted to a T
00:21:55Yeah
00:21:56I was thinking of that when I read the will
00:21:58You know, your father had a great deal of respect for Rusty
00:22:01Nobody's going to tell me who to marry
00:22:03I don't love Rusty
00:22:06But you could learn to love me, darling
00:22:08I can't afford the lesson
00:22:09Now, now, you don't have to rush into things
00:22:11You have over four weeks
00:22:13I don't care if I've got four years
00:22:15I'll decide when and who to marry
00:22:17Remember the new show, though, Lloyd
00:22:19The back end isn't too sound
00:22:20And we sure could use some of that cabbage
00:22:22I'll find the backing for the show, all right
00:22:24If I have to sell oranges on the street corners
00:22:26Well, darling, you've only got a month
00:22:30Come on, Rusty
00:22:31We've got work to do
00:22:33Can you beat that?
00:22:35Yeah, tough break, Lloyd
00:22:36That sure is some white your father picked up for you
00:22:39I thought he had better taste than that
00:22:41You figure it out
00:22:42Tell me, what are we going to do now?
00:22:44That's the $64 question
00:22:46Can't you find another girl to fit the description?
00:22:49Yeah, you've got something there
00:22:50That's just what we'll do
00:22:51We'll find another girl with the same measurement
00:22:53Find a dozen of them
00:22:55Talbot can't make me marry all of them
00:22:57You're right, Lloyd
00:22:58That's exactly what we'll do
00:23:00But where will we find them?
00:23:02Now, you leave all that to me
00:23:03I'll have thousands of them up here
00:23:05But look
00:23:05We've got a radio show to do this afternoon
00:23:07Come on, let's go
00:23:08Okay, you dig up the girls
00:23:12On this show
00:23:13We take our music
00:23:14Hot or blue
00:23:15And speaking of blues
00:23:17Our lovely Pat Rain
00:23:18Sets about to convince Louis
00:23:20That the blues ain't nothing
00:23:44What's the matter, Louis?
00:23:45You look so worried
00:23:47Well, Pat, I tell you
00:23:48I think I got a bad case of the blues
00:23:51I don't think he really knows what the blues are
00:23:54Oh, yes, yes
00:23:55See, I kind of miss Brinkley, Arkansas
00:23:58I'd like to go down home
00:23:59And see the folks just one more time
00:24:01But maybe you're right
00:24:03The blues ain't nothing
00:24:05Ain't nothing at all
00:24:08You can write that on your pad
00:24:12The blues ain't nothing
00:24:15Ain't nothing at all
00:24:18But a poor gal what's feeling bad
00:24:22The blues is something
00:24:25That just don't exist
00:24:28You can take it from me
00:24:32The blues is something
00:24:35That just don't exist
00:24:37Except in a heart with misery
00:24:43The blues is something
00:24:45You get when you've got nothing
00:24:49No nothing
00:24:51So tell me
00:24:54If you've got nothing
00:24:56How can you have something
00:25:00Called the blues
00:25:01The blues ain't nothing
00:25:04Ain't nothing at all
00:25:07But an uneasy state of mind
00:25:11But an uneasy state of mind
00:25:13The blues ain't nothing
00:25:14Oh, nothing at all
00:25:17But a hungry cat without a dime
00:25:22The blues is something
00:25:24You get when you've got nothing
00:25:28No nothing
00:25:32So tell me
00:25:33If you've got nothing
00:25:37How can you have something
00:25:40Called the blues
00:25:41Now when there's snow upon the ground
00:25:44And you've got holes in your shoes
00:25:47Every time you hear from home
00:25:49It's the same old bad news
00:25:52Nothing's going right
00:25:54Everything is going wrong
00:25:57Then just remember this song
00:26:01The blues ain't nothing
00:26:04The blues ain't nothing at all
00:26:13Say, honey, you knew this Louis Jarvis
00:26:16Yes, but we only met once
00:26:19When his father brought him
00:26:20To my mother's funeral
00:26:21I was only twelve then
00:26:24Well, why don't you go over
00:26:26And ask him about a job
00:26:28Oh, no
00:26:29He wouldn't remember me
00:26:33I bet he'd like to renew
00:26:34An old acquaintance
00:26:37Don't be silly, June
00:26:39Well, one of us better click
00:26:40Real soon
00:26:41After all, I weigh exactly
00:26:43And I do not wish
00:26:46To lose my glamour
00:26:50Just a little patience, June
00:26:52Please
00:26:53Hey, stop it
00:26:54You're beginning to sound
00:26:55Exactly like me
00:26:57As you probably know
00:26:58This is our last broadcast
00:27:00Of the season
00:27:01But don't fear, children
00:27:02We'll all be back with you
00:27:04Mighty soon
00:27:04Now, right after Louis
00:27:06And the gang get through
00:27:07With that old favorite
00:27:08The green grass grew all around
00:27:09We'll have an announcement
00:27:11Of special interest
00:27:12To all of you
00:27:12So stay with us, will you
00:27:14Now, give us a downbeat, Louis
00:27:16We're all ready
00:27:17To sing along with you
00:27:43That once was a hole
00:27:45Once was a hole, I said there was a hole
00:27:48The prettiest little hole that you ever did see
00:27:53Now the hole in the ground and the green grass grows all around and around
00:27:57The green grass grows all around, and in that hole
00:28:02There was some dirt, the richest dirt
00:28:06That you ever did see
00:28:09Now the dirt in the hole and the ground
00:28:12And the green grass grows all around and around
00:28:14The green grass grows all around
00:28:16And in that dirt
00:28:17In that dirt
00:28:19There was some roots
00:28:20There was some roots
00:28:21The prettiest little roots
00:28:22The prettiest little roots
00:28:23That you ever did see
00:28:24That you ever did see
00:28:26Now the roots and the dirt and the dirt
00:28:28And the hole and the hole and the ground
00:28:30The green grass grows all around
00:28:32And around
00:28:32The green grass grows all around
00:28:34And on those roots
00:28:35And on those roots
00:28:37There grew a little tree
00:28:38There grew a little tree
00:28:39The prettiest little tree
00:28:40The prettiest little tree
00:28:41That you ever did see
00:28:42That you ever did see
00:28:44Now the tree on the roots and the roots and the dirt and the dirt and the hole and the
00:28:48hole and the ground
00:28:49The green grass grows all around and around
00:28:51The green grass grows all around
00:28:53And on that tree
00:28:54And on that tree
00:28:55They grew a little limb
00:28:57They grew a little limb
00:28:58The cutest little limb
00:29:00That you ever did see
00:29:01That you ever did see
00:29:03Now the limb on the tree and the tree on the roots and the roots and the dirt and the
00:29:07dirt and the hole and the hole and the ground
00:29:09The green grass grows all around and around
00:29:11The green grass grows all around
00:29:13And on that limb, there was a little nest.
00:29:18The prettiest little nest that you ever did see.
00:29:23Now the nest on the limb and the limb on the tree.
00:29:26On the roots and the roots and the dirt and the dirt.
00:29:29And the hole and the hole in the ground.
00:29:31The green grass grows all around and around.
00:29:33The green grass grows all around.
00:29:35And in that nest, there was a little egg.
00:29:39The prettiest little egg that you ever did see.
00:29:44Now the egg and the nest and the nest on the limb and the limb on the tree
00:29:48On the roots and the roots and the dirt and the dirt and the hole and the hole and the
00:29:52ground
00:29:53The green grass grows all around and around, the green grass grows all around
00:29:57And in that egg, there was a little bird, the prettiest little bird
00:30:04That you ever did see
00:30:06Now the bird and the egg and the egg and the nest and the nest on the limb and the
00:30:11limb on the tree
00:30:11tree on the roots and the roots and the dirt and the dirt and the hole and the hole in
00:30:16the ground
00:30:16the green grass grows all around and around the green grass grows all around and on that bird
00:30:22there was some feathers the prettiest little feathers that you ever did see
00:30:30now the feathers on the bird and the bird and the egg and the egg and the nest and the
00:30:34nest on the
00:30:35limb and the limb on the tree and the tree on the roots and the roots and the dirt and
00:30:38the dirt and
00:30:39the hole in the hole in the ground the green grass grows all around and around
00:30:44the green grass grows all around now ladies and gentlemen here's that
00:30:54special announcement I promise you might call it the chance of a lifetime but
00:30:58here's Sam Adams that great president to tell you all about thank you how well
00:31:06folks it's just this as you've all probably read Lloyd Jarvis is producing
00:31:11his own Broadway show the female lead is still open we're beginning a beauty and
00:31:18talent contest to discover the girl who play the lead Miss Broadway will have to
00:31:23be a true beauty because we've got the measurements that she must fit you're all
00:31:27welcome to try out the contest will be held each afternoon at 238 Vine Street in
00:31:33St. Clair New York at the Jarvis Manson and we suggest that you come in your
00:31:38bathing suits to bring out the highlights good luck to all of you and may the best
00:31:44one win well we're in for sure they're just waiting for us Wow I'm no painting
00:31:52beauty but I've seen worse but you'll be okay honey no thanks June I'd rather work
00:32:01for a living not walk around in a bathing suit but honey this is a part for a big
00:32:06Broadway show then why don't they hold auditions instead of having beauty contest
00:32:14well just don't ask questions all I know is you gotta have more than looks to get in
00:32:19a big Broadway show and I'm gonna start rehearsing right now so sit back relax and
00:32:26watch me I'm gonna play a record listen I promised myself long ago that I'd never open my heart again
00:32:56but since I met you I've changed completely
00:33:07I've changed completely
00:33:12that promise will never hold true cause I've tossed my heart in the rain
00:33:26I'll ring again and all over you I've changed completely I've lived in a shell all by myself until
00:33:54still you washed me assure a kiss from your lips and the touch of your hand was all that was
00:34:11needed to open the door so now that you've shown me the way
00:34:23and you've made me open my heart again I'm glad I met you I've changed completely
00:34:47I promised myself long ago that I've changed completely
00:35:10I promised myself long ago that I've changed completely
00:35:14Oh, June, I feel like an amateur compared to you.
00:35:17Oh, it just takes a little hard work, honey,
00:35:20and you're going to start rehearsing right now.
00:35:24While we're getting ready, Sam,
00:35:25I'd like to run over a couple of numbers.
00:35:26You know, we're going rehearsal tomorrow.
00:35:28Okay, right, go right ahead.
00:35:30All right, fellas, let's get together now.
00:35:31Latch on to this one.
00:35:32This is Wham! Sam.
00:35:34This will be the opening of the show.
00:35:36Here we go.
00:35:53Wham! Sam, dig them gams.
00:35:56Mellor like corn and country ham.
00:35:58Slender and round and built from the ground.
00:36:01Wham! Sam, dig them gams.
00:36:04Wham! Sam, it ain't no flam.
00:36:06The chick's got props like she's from Bam.
00:36:09Mellor and fine and so divine.
00:36:11Wham! Sam, dig them gams.
00:36:14Now, I've been around and seen some legs.
00:36:17Skinny one, fat one, some fine pigs.
00:36:20I like a chick that's built like her.
00:36:22Soft and mellow like fine fox fur.
00:36:25Wham! Sam, dig them gams.
00:36:28Out of this world like berry jam.
00:36:30Cool as a fool who's on the lam.
00:36:33Wham! Sam, dig them gams.
00:36:46Welcome home.
00:36:47Here we go.
00:36:52I'm just gonna talk about this world.
00:36:53So thank you for winning.
00:36:53Hope you wait.
00:36:53Well that's why you!
00:36:54We have fun.
00:36:54But Bachelor.
00:37:05She's got sarcasm.
00:37:12¶¶
00:37:47¶¶
00:37:50I've been around and seen some legs
00:37:52Seen some fine pigs
00:37:55Bad ones, skinny ones like her
00:37:57Soft and mellow like a fine fox
00:38:00That's a fool who's on the lam
00:38:01Wham, sam, dig them down
00:38:09Say, look, the girls are dressed and waiting
00:38:11Oh, yeah, yeah, I know that
00:38:12Let them sit around and rest now
00:38:14We've got to do it right
00:38:15Girls, just sit around and be calm
00:38:17And pay attention to this number
00:38:19This is a number on how to understand women
00:38:39There's a whole lot of talk around town
00:38:43About the way you can yourself
00:38:48There's a whole lot of talk around town
00:38:51About the way you can yourself
00:38:57You're jiving everybody in town
00:38:59But, baby, I know what you're putting down
00:39:07Everybody's trying to dig you, baby
00:39:10Everybody but me
00:39:16Everybody's trying to dig you
00:39:19Everybody but me
00:39:24You're fooling everybody in town
00:39:27But, baby, I know what you're putting down
00:39:34You went out last night
00:39:37To a dinner, a show, and a dance
00:39:42Yes, you went out last night
00:39:46To a dinner, a show, and a dance
00:39:52You must have been a perfect clown
00:39:55But, baby, I know what you're putting down
00:39:58I know what you're putting down
00:40:29You've got a rambling mind
00:40:32You just don't want to stay at home
00:40:38You've got a rambling mind
00:40:42You just don't want to stay at home
00:40:47You tell me you're visiting all your relatives in town
00:40:51But, baby, I know what you're putting down
00:40:57You came home last night
00:40:59With a new hat, and a new dress, and a new pair of shoes
00:41:06Yes, baby
00:41:07Came home about 8 o'clock last night
00:41:09With a new hat, and a new dress, and a new pair of shoes
00:41:16You ain't working nowhere in town
00:41:18So, baby, I know what you're putting down
00:41:29Miss Candy King
00:41:39Bus, uh, 34
00:41:4524
00:41:45Waist, 24 and 3 quarters
00:41:51Hips, 35
00:41:53I'm sorry, beautiful, but you're just a little too tall
00:41:56Thanks for coming out
00:41:59Miss Ambrosia Jenkins
00:42:16halus
00:42:17three-quarters
00:42:23Hips, 35
00:42:25Sorry, Miss. A little too large.
00:42:29Miss Beulah Cornflower.
00:42:41Bust, 35.
00:42:47Waist, 26.
00:42:55Hips, 36 and three quarters.
00:42:58Sorry, Miss.
00:42:59Just a little too large.
00:43:03Miss Hell on Wheels.
00:43:15Hips, 36.
00:43:21Waist, 25 and a half.
00:43:24Fine.
00:43:27I'm sorry, Miss.
00:43:28You just won't do it.
00:43:34Well, Louie.
00:43:35Looks pretty bad from here.
00:43:37It's no use, Sam.
00:43:38Nobody but Rusty could fit that description.
00:43:40You're not giving up, I hope.
00:43:41Well, I'm ready to.
00:43:43Then you want to marry Rusty?
00:43:45Well, I'm here.
00:43:46I guess I have to go along with you.
00:43:48Look, Louie.
00:43:49We've only got two weeks left to do something.
00:43:51Well, the backing of the show is all set.
00:43:53The rehearsals are good.
00:43:55And it needs a little brushing up, but I'll take care of that.
00:43:58Yeah, I know, but you can't depend on those things.
00:44:00And some of your father's money certainly would put us ship shape.
00:44:03Well, Sam, I'm not going to marry that dame.
00:44:06Louie, you're just a drag arena blues.
00:44:08Man, for a million bucks, I'd almost do it myself.
00:44:10I'm telling you, Sam, I've looked at so many legs, I feel like a night watchman in a nudist column.
00:44:16Are you kidding?
00:44:17Yeah.
00:44:18Well, I guess we have to just keep looking.
00:44:21Okay, I'll round up another batch of beauties and see what we find there.
00:44:34Uh, bust, thirty-six.
00:44:40Waist, thirty-two.
00:44:48Hips, uh, thirty-eight.
00:44:53Thank you, Miss.
00:44:54Off a nice of you. Come out.
00:44:58Well, it was a good idea.
00:45:00But it didn't work.
00:45:02So what's a million bucks?
00:45:03You're right.
00:45:04Just as long as you have it.
00:45:07I'll see what this young lady wants.
00:45:09Okay, go ahead.
00:45:12Could I help you, Miss?
00:45:16I thought I'd try.
00:45:17Well, what took you so long to get here?
00:45:19Well, I don't particularly like walking around in bathing suits.
00:45:24But when you have to eat every day, I guess you just have to forget a few things your mother
00:45:28told you.
00:45:29It really isn't that bad, I assure you.
00:45:31Do you have a bathing suit?
00:45:32Oh, yes, I have one on.
00:45:34Under this.
00:45:35Okay, well, get set.
00:45:39I don't, I don't know.
00:45:43All right, so if I chose this 10ch
00:46:10I'm terribly sorry, Angel.
00:46:11Better luck next time.
00:46:13Do you think I could speak to Mr. Jarvis?
00:46:15Lloyd?
00:46:16Sure, go ahead.
00:46:17He needs something to cheer him up anyhow.
00:46:23Mr. Jarvis.
00:46:25Mr. Jarvis.
00:46:26Oh, hello.
00:46:28Mr. Jarvis, I'm Honey Carter.
00:46:30Well, what do you know?
00:46:32You don't fit the measurement, but you sure get my vote for Miss Broadway.
00:46:37You know, you look familiar.
00:46:39Well, since I ought to, I guess I can't say you're getting fresh.
00:46:43You mean to say I really do know you?
00:46:45Oh, then you've forgotten.
00:46:47Well, let me think now.
00:46:49Your father would have remembered me.
00:46:51Oh, Dad?
00:46:51He brought you to my mother's funeral.
00:46:53Oh, I know now.
00:46:54You're a lovely Lynn's daughter.
00:46:56So I've been told.
00:46:57Well, what do you know?
00:46:59Well, isn't that wonderful?
00:47:01The last time I saw you, you were only...
00:47:04Twelve.
00:47:04Twelve, that's right.
00:47:05And I had on my first pair of long pants.
00:47:08Boy.
00:47:08Boy, before you start singing Auld Lang Syne, we've got to see a couple of angels about
00:47:14some money tonight, remember?
00:47:16This is the only angel I'm going to see tonight.
00:47:18You take care of it, Sam.
00:47:19Whatever you say, Louie.
00:47:21I've got a date with Honey to talk over old times in the French Café.
00:47:24Okay?
00:47:32You know, honey, Dad used to describe this old café in New Orleans.
00:47:37This is where he met your mother, you know.
00:47:39He used to come here often because it'd remind him of the golden days.
00:47:44He must have been a sweet old man.
00:47:47I'm sorry I couldn't have seen him.
00:47:49I'm sure he would have been as happy to see you as I am.
00:47:52You know, if I could stop looking at you long enough and think clearly, I might be able to ask
00:47:57you what you're doing in New York and what you're working at.
00:47:59Well, if working is looking for a job, then I'm hard at work.
00:48:05No luck?
00:48:07Almost a month now.
00:48:09I was beginning to get a little desperate.
00:48:12That's how I decided to parade around in the bathing suit.
00:48:15And a nice parade or two, if I may say so.
00:48:19What do you do? Sing?
00:48:20I try to.
00:48:22If you're half as good as Dad said your mother was, you're sensational.
00:48:27I guess I'm passable.
00:48:29But I'm beginning to doubt even that.
00:48:31What about coming down tomorrow for an audition?
00:48:33I'd love to, Louie.
00:48:35But I don't think I fit your measurements.
00:48:38That's another thing.
00:48:38I'd hire you anyway, just to stand around and look gorgeous.
00:48:42Oh, you're sweet, Louie.
00:48:44That goes double, darling.
00:48:46I can see why Papa's so crazy about your mother.
00:48:48The feeling was mutual.
00:48:50Remember?
00:48:51I sure do.
00:48:52Let's dance, Louie.
00:48:54Well, since I have no other excuse to hold you in my arms, under one condition...
00:48:59What's that?
00:49:00That you come to rehearsal tomorrow.
00:49:02All right.
00:49:03I'll be there.
00:49:04The deal is real.
00:49:18The deal is real.
00:49:41Hey, everybody, let's have some fun
00:49:45You only live but once and when you're dead, you're done
00:49:49So let the good times roll
00:49:54Let the good times roll
00:49:59Don't care if you're young or old
00:50:01Get together and let the good times roll
00:50:08Don't sit there mumbling and talking trash
00:50:13If you want to have a ball, you've got to go out and spend some cash
00:50:17And let the good times roll
00:50:21Let the good times roll
00:50:26Don't care if you're young or old
00:50:28Get together and let the good times roll
00:50:35Hey, Mr. Landlord, lock up all the doors
00:50:39When the police comes around, tell them the joint is closed
00:50:44And let the good times roll
00:50:48Let the good times roll
00:50:53Don't care if you're young or old
00:50:55Get together and let the good times roll
00:51:02Hey, y'all, tell everybody
00:51:05Mr. Jordan's in town
00:51:07I got a dollar and a quarter
00:51:09And I'm just Randy Clown
00:51:12But don't let nobody play me cheap
00:51:16I got 50 cents more that I'm gonna keep
00:51:20So let the good times roll
00:51:25Let the good times roll
00:51:30Don't care if you're young or old
00:51:32Get together and let the good times roll
00:51:39Yeah, no matter weather
00:51:41It's rainy weather
00:51:43Birds of a feather gotta stick together
00:51:48So get yourself under control
00:51:50And go out and get together
00:51:52And let the good times roll
00:52:00Wham! Sam, digged them gaffes
00:52:02These are the new costumes, Louie
00:52:04How do you like them?
00:52:05Sam, they're a killer
00:52:06I'm telling you, they're really fine
00:52:08Come on, girls, let's get together
00:52:09With this next tune
00:52:10Reef Petit and Gone
00:52:12Come on, girls, let's get together
00:52:42They're a killer
00:52:55They're a killer
00:53:10And let the disappoint
00:53:11With this next tune
00:53:12When the rocks
00:53:23I found a gal who beats them all
00:53:26She isn't too short and she isn't too tall
00:53:29She's in the groove and right on the ball
00:53:32Cause she's re-petite and gone
00:53:35Now what a babe, she's the tops
00:53:37When we go out they don't need no traffic cops
00:53:40One look at her and the traffic stops
00:53:43Cause she's re-petite and gone
00:53:46Now I could have my pick you know
00:53:49Cause I got dough that's ready to go
00:53:51But this chick's so mighty fine
00:53:54She got me all tied up like a ball of twine
00:53:57When I do things I do them right
00:53:59I won't ever let my baby out of my sight
00:54:02We'll tie the knot and tie it tight
00:54:05Cause she's re-petite and gone
00:54:07Now that chick has changed my attitude
00:54:10Whenever I gaze on her prostitute
00:54:13I tell you Jack, she's so mighty fine
00:54:16She got me all tied up like a ball of twine
00:54:19Those other chicks just leave me cold
00:54:22You can't compare brass with fourteen carat gold
00:54:25After they made her they broke the mold
00:54:27Cause she's re-petite and gone
00:54:48That was wonderful girls, that was wonderful
00:54:50Just a wee bit more rehearsal and you'll have it perfect
00:54:53Sam, take the girls out and let them change their costume
00:54:56Okay, get them girls
00:55:00Ah, there's honey
00:55:02Hiya, sugar, I'm so glad to see you
00:55:03Hello, Louie
00:55:04I want you to meet a friend of mine, June
00:55:07She's a singer
00:55:08Say, June
00:55:09Ah, yes, Mr. Jarvis, how do you do?
00:55:12Honey tells me you can sing
00:55:13Oh, could be
00:55:15Well, what would you like to sing?
00:55:17Oh, uh, you got me where you want me
00:55:20Uh, do you mean it?
00:55:22Uh-huh
00:55:22Fellas, you know that
00:55:23You got me where you want me
00:55:29But you got me where you want me
00:55:30You've got me where you want me
00:55:34You've got me so I can
00:55:38I always thought I'd know
00:55:40When to stop or go
00:55:42When it came to loving
00:55:45Now that I find you love me
00:55:51I'll follow anywhere
00:55:54Cause you got me where you want me
00:55:57Baby
00:55:59And I don't care
00:56:01Hold it right there, fellas
00:56:02Hold it right there
00:56:03What's the matter?
00:56:04Can't you do something else?
00:56:05Yes, I can sing
00:56:07You can sing?
00:56:08And I can dance
00:56:09Now that should be good
00:56:14Hold it right there
00:56:15Oh, Heathcliff
00:56:17Oh, Heathcliff
00:56:18Oh, Heathcliff
00:56:19Oh, not Heathcliff
00:56:20Oh, Heathcliff
00:56:21Oh, Heathcliff
00:56:22Hold it right there, fellas
00:56:24I'll follow anywhere
00:56:27Cause you got me where you want me
00:56:39That was wonderful, June. That was very good, very good. Now, if you see Sam sitting over
00:56:44there, I think you'll get you a contract. Oh, thank you, Mr. Jarvis. Ah, that's nice.
00:56:49Oh, Sam. Yeah? Mr. Jarvis sent me over here. He said you'd give me a contract.
00:56:53I certainly will. I heard your song, June, and it's wonderful. Oh, thank you. I'll have
00:56:58the contract made up for you immediately, so you can sign it before you leave.
00:57:01That's what I wanted to hear. Okay.
00:57:09Will you excuse me for a moment? I have a very important phone call to make.
00:57:12Oh, yes. I'll be right back. Okay.
00:57:14Oh, honey, darling, come here just a moment. I'd like for you to do your little number now.
00:57:20I want you to sit these guys on their ear. You know that tune you rehearsed? I'd gladly
00:57:24do it again. Here we go, fellas. Yes. Now, look, Mr. Baxter.
00:57:28Somebody gave you a bum stare. The show is supposed to open in three days. Oh, yes,
00:57:35I understand that. But, Mr. Baxter, you just can't back out on us now. Yes. You see, without
00:57:42your 10,000, we just can't open. Oh, Mr. Baxter. Yes. Yes, I understand that. All right, Mr. Baxter.
00:57:52Thank you. Goodbye, sir.
00:58:01Lord, come here. I've got to talk to you. What's the matter, Sam? Baxter. Somebody put a bug in his
00:58:06bonnet and he's backed out. But he can't do that. Yeah, that's what I said. But it's his
00:58:10checkbook. That means the show can't open day after tomorrow. If ever. And just think, all these kids have
00:58:17worked so hard. There's always rusty, though. I'd nearly forgotten about her. Yeah, so I noticed.
00:58:22How much time have we got left? Not much. This is the last day. Well, I guess we'll have to
00:58:28go to
00:58:29Talbot's office. Say, you don't mean you're going to... No, no, no, no. I don't know what I'm going to
00:58:33do,
00:58:34but you take the girls out to lunch and I'll see you a little bit later on. Okay, but look,
00:58:37please, don't do anything rash, will you? I'll try not to. Okay, now.
00:58:45Okay. That was Baxter. Yeah, what did he want? Oh, he just wanted to thank me for tipping him off
00:58:51on
00:58:51the show before he lost his shirt on it. Very nice move, darling. Well, that ought to set Louis going.
00:58:57You know, he'd give anything to get that show on. Rusty, you're almost surprised. I don't know.
00:59:04Louis hasn't been very attentive. Well, he'd better start and in a hurry,
00:59:08because today is the last day. Then I'd start giving the money away to charity.
00:59:12Can't you get anything out of that? Oh, I don't know. Maybe a few pennies.
00:59:16But that's not the idea. I'd rather him marry you. Then we'd have a steady income from here on out.
00:59:23Oh, hello, Louis. We were just talking about you. Anything good?
00:59:28Well, you know, today is the last day. Better make up your mind.
00:59:31Can't you give me a little more time? I don't know. You've got to abide by the will. There's no
00:59:37way out.
00:59:38I see. Louis, if your father wanted you to marry Rusty, that's the way it ought to be.
00:59:44Sure, Louis. I don't like what I see. Oh, now, don't be a fool, Louis.
00:59:49If I didn't need the money, I wouldn't come here at all. Come on, now, let's be sensible.
00:59:52That's what I'm trying to do. All right, then do it.
00:59:54Yeah? Marry Rusty and collect the dough.
00:59:57But I'm in love with somebody else.
00:59:59So what? You're going to let that stand in the way of you and a million bucks?
01:00:03Marry Rusty, then we get a quick divorce and a settlement.
01:00:06Why, you? Wait a minute. I don't like the things you say.
01:00:09Well, look, I've been your family lawyer for years. I have your best interest at home.
01:00:13I doubt that.
01:00:14You mean to call me a crook?
01:00:15Something like that.
01:00:17Okay, Louis. I have nothing more to say.
01:00:20It's about time.
01:00:21You'll be sorry, Louis.
01:00:23I'd be a lot sorrier married to you.
01:00:29Henry Talbot's office.
01:00:31Yes, he is.
01:00:34Hello?
01:00:36Oh, how are you?
01:00:37That's right.
01:00:39Night at nine o'clock, Mr. Jarvis.
01:00:42Yes, sir.
01:00:44Well, Mr. Jarvis wanted it that way.
01:00:52That was Dolph.
01:00:53Wants us over to the house tonight at nine.
01:00:56Said that was your father's last wish.
01:00:58Okay, I'll be there.
01:01:00And thanks for helping me, Talbot.
01:01:01I'll remember you in my will.
01:01:05Stupid fool.
01:01:07What's this about Dolph?
01:01:08I don't know.
01:01:10They want me to bring the will over, too.
01:01:12Maybe they suspect something.
01:01:13No, no, no.
01:01:15How could they?
01:01:16And besides, I'm not going to let any broken-down servant throw a wrench in the works now.
01:01:19Don't you worry about that.
01:01:37So the show's closing.
01:01:38What about it?
01:01:41But Louie worked so hard.
01:01:43He had his heart and soul in it.
01:01:46Oh, there'll be other shows.
01:01:48Not for me, June.
01:01:50I've had enough.
01:01:52Honey, you've got to have understanding and patience in this business.
01:01:56But I can't take it, June.
01:02:00Maybe it's a guy and not the show that's causing all this trouble.
01:02:06Maybe it is.
01:02:08Oh, June.
01:02:10To ensure that I make one provision, that within 30 days, he marries a girl who is probably even now
01:02:16beside him.
01:02:17Now, wait a minute.
01:02:18We've heard all that before.
01:02:20This is the legal wolf.
01:02:22And it's dated before the one that you're reading.
01:02:24Can I see it?
01:02:25Sure.
01:02:33Now, listen.
01:02:34Remember this.
01:02:35I'm the lawyer in this family, Mr. Jerome.
01:02:38Lieutenant Jerome of the police department.
01:02:42May I continue?
01:02:43Certainly.
01:02:45The girl who fits this description, waist 24, thighs 19 and a half, ankle 8 and a half, height 5
01:02:53feet 5 inches, hair dark brown.
01:02:56Say, listen.
01:02:56Those aren't the measurements we were looking for.
01:02:59Something's fishy.
01:03:00Keep right on, Lieutenant.
01:03:01Should there be any difficulty in finding this girl?
01:03:04I suggest that you locate the daughter of the former Lovie Lynn.
01:03:08Namely, Honey Carter.
01:03:10Honey Carter?
01:03:11Hold it, you two.
01:03:12I thought that signature in the will of yours was a pony.
01:03:15Come on down to the headquarters.
01:03:16We've got some questions that need some answers.
01:03:18Thanks, Lieutenant.
01:03:19That's all right, Dolph.
01:03:20It's been a pleasure.
01:03:22So you had it fixed, Dolph, eh?
01:03:24Yes, sir, Mr. Lewers.
01:03:26The way your father was always talking about that lovely Lynn and her daughter,
01:03:30I figured he kind of wanted you to marry this Honey Carter.
01:03:34Lately, I thought your father kind of felt that Mr. Talbot wasn't up to no good.
01:03:42I expected it was sort of a test to protect you.
01:03:46And so I figured I'd better have the Lieutenant Rita, just in case.
01:03:52He used to play poker with Dad.
01:03:54Is that right?
01:03:55Yes, and he dealt a winning hand that time.
01:03:59You know, shouldn't I get married right away?
01:04:02I expect you do.
01:04:03Well, Sam, see if you can dig up a justice of peace, I'll find Honey.
01:04:10Hey, and Sam, get the cast together.
01:04:13The show must go on.
01:04:29Hey, boy, don't you harm that bird.
01:04:32Don't you dare to try.
01:04:34Start releasing that chicken or you'll get a licking.
01:04:37That chick's better take my word.
01:04:39Here's the reason why.
01:04:40You got to feed her up steady till she gets ready.
01:04:43That chick's too young to fry.
01:04:45Take her back in the barnyard.
01:04:48Let her go, just turn her loose.
01:04:50Way out there in the barnyard.
01:04:52Well, she'll grow up for better use.
01:04:54Hey, boy, there'll come a time someday by and by.
01:04:58She'll be ready for frying, so stop your crying.
01:05:00That chick's too young to fry.
01:05:02Hey, boy, there'll come a time someday by and by.
01:05:07Start releasing that chicken or you'll get a licking.
01:05:09That chick's too young to fry.
01:05:11Hey, boy, better take my word.
01:05:14Here's the reason why.
01:05:15Got to feed her up steady till she gets ready.
01:05:18That chick's too young to fry.
01:05:19Take her back in the barnyard.
01:05:22Let her go, then turn her loose.
01:05:24Way out there in the barnyard.
01:05:26She'll grow up for better use.
01:05:28Hey, boy, there'll come a time someday by and by.
01:05:32She'll be ready for frying, so stop your crying.
01:05:34That chick's too young to fry.
01:05:36Get away, stay away, come back another day.
01:05:38That chick's too young to fry.
01:05:40Bye-bye.
01:05:41Bye-bye.
01:05:50Bye-bye.
01:05:57Bye-bye.
01:06:01Bye-bye.
01:06:11There was Adam happy as a man could be
01:06:13Till Eve started messing with that apple tree
01:06:16Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:18Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:21Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:23They'll do it every time
01:06:26Lot took his wife to the corner store to get her malted
01:06:29She couldn't mind her business, boy, did she get salted
01:06:31Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:33Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:36Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:38They'll do it every time
01:06:39They sure will
01:06:41Samson thought Delilah was on the square
01:06:44Till one night she clipped him for Ollie's hair
01:06:46Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:48Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:51Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:53They'll do it every time
01:07:26You read your history books, you've learned
01:07:29That Nero fiddled while Rome was burned
01:07:31Ain't that just like a woman
01:07:34Ain't that just like a woman
01:07:36Ain't that just like a woman
01:07:38They'll do it every time
01:07:41Marie Antoniette met those hungry cats at the gate
01:07:44They were crying for bread
01:07:45She said, let them eat cake
01:07:47Ain't that just like a woman
01:07:49Ain't that just like a woman
01:07:51Ain't that just like a woman
01:07:53They'll do it every time
01:07:55They sure will
01:08:11You can buy a woman clothes
01:08:13And give her money on the side
01:08:14No matter what you do
01:08:15They ain't never satisfied
01:08:17Ain't that just like a woman
01:08:19Ain't that just like a woman
01:08:22Ain't that just like a woman
01:08:23They'll do it every time
01:08:42If you want a guy with gold
01:08:44Don't care if he's young or old
01:08:46It's a sense you're barking up the wrong tree
01:08:49But if you want to get your kicks
01:08:51From a boy who knows the tricks
01:08:53If it's love you want, baby, that's me
01:08:57If you want a guy with class
01:08:59Who's way above the mass
01:09:01Well, I'm not the right person, obviously
01:09:04But if you want to get that glow
01:09:06From a cat that's in the know
01:09:08If it's love you want, baby, that's me
01:09:12So take your time and think it over
01:09:16Don't do anything that's rash
01:09:19Don't go for a guy with flash
01:09:22Cause love will last longer than cash
01:09:26If you want a guy with class
01:09:28Who's way above the mass
01:09:30I'm not the right type, I must agree
01:09:34But if you feel like getting sent
01:09:36From a truly righteous gent
01:09:38If it's love you want, baby, that's me
01:09:45If it's love you want, baby, that's me
01:09:48If it's love you want, baby, that's me
01:09:50Wo- faze
01:09:58Who's the ace
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