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00:00Still no?
00:13Still no.
00:18Listen, Tao, was it?
00:20I honestly don't want this to happen, but it's going to,
00:23unless Iris helps me get into this briefcase
00:26without damaging the contents.
00:28So do me a favor and ask her for me.
00:31Monica, please do as he says.
00:36That's not my name.
00:39I'm sorry, Tao, I really am,
00:41but he can't be allowed to have what he wants.
00:44Miss Brooke, please don't let them.
00:45That's not my name, and shush now.
00:53No.
00:54No.
00:54Please stop.
01:04Stop, leave me alone.
01:05Leave me down, leave me down.
01:06Leave me down, leave me down.
01:09How can you not care?
01:15I don't know, I just
01:19Don't
01:21That is not true
01:23Oh, for God's sake, Cameron, don't be preposterous
01:35Miss Brooke
01:36Calm down, everything is fine
01:38Everything's all fine
01:39Come on, Iris
01:40On the trigger or don't, nothing changes
01:42Miss Brooke
01:43Infinity minus one, Joy
01:45Don't be afraid
01:46Oh, that is such bullshit
01:47Joy, it's just a position she takes
01:49Even she doesn't believe it
01:50I can assure you she very much does
01:52Please don't shoot
01:59Please don't kill me
02:00It's Brooke
02:04She's right, I can't
02:06You do it
02:09No
02:10Oh, here comes that day
02:24Here comes that day
02:25Oh, here comes the rain on your parade
02:31There's a price to pay
02:35For a lack of insincerity
02:41And you pretend
02:47That it doesn't matter
02:49And that you're not scared
02:53Oh, here comes that day
02:59Oh, here comes that day
03:01Oh, here comes that rain on your parade
03:06I can see
03:14Oh, here comes that day
03:19Oh, here comes that day
03:27Oh, here comes that day
03:31This is Two Seconds to Midnight, and I'm Alfie Bird.
03:59So, those of you who have been checking out the conspiracy sphere will already know we
04:02have had a slew of iris sightings recently, grainy photographs from all over the world
04:08showing women who might just possibly might be her all over the world at the same time.
04:13I mean, does that feel like a disinformation campaign to you, almost like someone is deliberately
04:19trying to make us look in all the wrong places, and we'll be doing something like that?
04:24Could it be someone who don't want to be found, like, for instance, someone in hiding?
04:29We only know one thing for certain.
04:35With the reward now standing at four million euros, the real question is, who's going to
04:44find us first?
05:03Good morning.
05:21Good morning.
05:24English?
05:26Yes.
05:27Okay.
05:28Would you mind stepping back from the edge for me, please?
05:31Why?
05:32All I'm doing is looking at the seat.
05:35What's that in your hand?
05:39Give it to me, please.
05:45Whoa!
05:47Easy.
05:48Whoa!
05:49Whoa!
05:50Whoa!
05:51Whoa!
05:52If you were, maybe to a column, where will you go...
06:03No, no, no, no.
06:06Let's go.
06:36Has she done this kind of thing before?
06:41Not that I know of, but I will talk to her about it.
06:44And, um, for the paperwork, you are?
06:48I'm Joyce Tudor. Harriet Brooke.
06:51And you live here?
06:52No, I'm here Mondays, Wednesdays, and every second Friday.
06:55When will her parents be back home?
06:57Guardians. They're expected this evening.
07:01Paris. Wedding anniversary.
07:03Lights.
07:06I'm sure they will be in contact immediately when they return.
07:10I don't want to be rude, but I really do feel I should be attending the store.
07:15Yeah, my good deal.
07:16If you need them.
07:18Thank you so much.
07:19I don't want to be rude, but I'm sorry.
07:36So I suppose you were hoping to get their attention.
07:58No, I wasn't doing anything.
08:02Good, because it wouldn't have worked.
08:03I was just looking at the seat.
08:06Why not?
08:06Because they don't like you very much.
08:09That's not a thing that you can say.
08:11I don't see why not.
08:12And anyway, the funny thing about trying to raise yourself from existence is it can't be done.
08:19That's definitely not true, is it?
08:21Oh, it definitely is.
08:23Sylvia Plath, that other woman.
08:25Yes, but the thing is the universe is infinite.
08:28And in an infinite space containing a finite number of particles,
08:33any possible arrangement of those particles must occur infinitely often.
08:38Which means that there are infinitely many yous out there and infinitely many me's.
08:44Right.
08:47So?
08:48So, if I were to slice open my carotid artery right here and now,
09:03that would end this particular reality for me.
09:07Stop now!
09:11But it doesn't matter.
09:13Because infinity minus one is still infinity.
09:19Which means all those infinite versions of me would never experience that death.
09:25So I don't die.
09:27Because I can't.
09:29The maths.
09:30Say so.
09:32There's no murder, Joy, and there's no suicide.
09:36The mathematics say you have to exist.
09:39So the trick is to embrace that existence.
09:44And enjoy yourself.
09:49There now.
09:50Who says maths can't be fun?
09:52Who says maths can't be fun?
10:22Ritirato dal nome di Mirna Loi.
10:27Non penso che sia un nome vero.
10:28Non mi dire.
10:31Ha lasciato un indirizzo?
10:33No.
10:34Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:37Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:38Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:39Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:40Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:41Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:42Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:43Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:44Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:45Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:46Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:47Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:48Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:49Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
10:50Oh, my God.
11:20It's Monica.
11:34Hi.
11:50Hi.
11:52Hi.
11:54Hi.
11:56Hi.
11:58Hi.
12:00Hi.
12:07Oh, my God.
12:12Cazzo.
12:14Cazzo cosa?
12:20Cazzo.
12:22Cazzo, s矛.
12:23Well, no bar open for them.
12:26To me, it's like a accidental death.
12:28No, we'll die.
12:29We'll die before they finish their heads.
12:35Good morning, boss.
12:36How's your head?
12:42It's like a buffalo, but it's a scopo of the cr芒nio.
12:46Let's go.
12:48Two infants with steel,
12:49hands, feet, nose and tongue.
12:53You found it?
13:03Where was it?
13:04Deposito Mersi at the port of Cagliari, a week ago.
13:07While he took out a telescope.
13:15Go out, thank you.
13:23Do you have any room?
13:24You can see the room.
13:26Do you have any room in the room?
13:27Do you have any room?
13:28Do you have any room?
13:29Do you have any room?
13:30No, no.
13:31We have a list of other rooms.
13:32We have a list of papers.
13:34A place near Alguero seems the most promising.
13:36Bernardo is going to control it.
13:39Okay.
13:40If this thing goes straight,
13:42we'll have a lot of money.
13:44We should stay here,
13:47with whom you're going to take care of Bernardo.
13:52Don't let anyone know about it.
13:56Find Iris Nixon.
13:59Find Iris Nixon.
14:01Find Iris Nixon.
14:03Find Iris Nixon.
14:05Find Iris Nixon.
14:07Find Iris Nixon.
14:21What's on your mind?
14:23Nothing.
14:25Nothing.
14:31I suppose...
14:33Why do we have to keep meeting here?
14:37Well...
14:39We could always go to your place.
14:41Yeah.
14:43It's just...
14:47I haven't even seen your apartment.
14:51I feel like I don't know anything about you.
14:53Well, it's basically nothing to know.
14:55No.
14:57That's just not true.
14:59Why do you say that?
15:01Have you been sniffing around my life?
15:03Have you been following me?
15:05Of course not.
15:07Jesus, Monica.
15:09You're just very private.
15:11I mean...
15:13Do you have brothers, sisters?
15:15Have you been married before?
15:17Do you like movies?
15:19I'm honestly who cares.
15:21I do.
15:23God, you need to stop this tale.
15:25You really do.
15:27Why?
15:29Because whatever you think I am, I'm not.
15:31I wish there were some times, but...
15:33I'm just not...
15:35Well...
15:37You know, everyone is hiding...
15:39Something, right?
15:41The truth is...
15:43We don't know much about her.
15:45Just as she was nobody much, from nowhere much.
15:47A woman with a brain the size of a planet.
15:49I'm just not...
15:51I'm just not...
15:53Well...
15:55You know, everyone is hiding...
15:57Something, right?
15:59The truth is...
16:01We don't know much about her.
16:03Just as she was nobody much, from nowhere much.
16:05A woman with a brain the size of a planet.
16:09Just drifting from low-paid job to low-paid job, without ever being noticed.
16:15And that she was addicted to solving puzzles.
16:19Quizzes, cryptic crosswords, ciphers, sudoku, escape rooms.
16:25Until...
16:27Well...
16:29She followed a mysterious online treasure hunt to Florence.
16:33And disappeared.
16:37Completely vanished.
16:39Completely vanished.
16:45Ritorno al mar, dove ho sognato con te.
16:47E sembra dirmi ciao.
16:49Ciao, ciao.
16:51Riviado ancora i vecchi amici che or.
16:55E mi salutano.
16:57Ciao, ciao.
16:59Ciao, ciao.
17:01E sulla spiaggia limpida non 猫 cambiato niente.
17:05Sotto il sole 猫 caldo, io ti cerco tra la gente.
17:09So che ci sei.
17:11Ecco, mi hai vista e tu.
17:14Mi vieni incontro correndo e stai sorridendomi.
17:19Ciao, ciao.
17:21Grino ti amando ti.
17:23Ciao, ciao.
17:25Amore abracchami.
17:27Ciao, ciao.
17:29Sono tornata da v猫.
17:33Iris?
17:35Iris, is it?
17:37Welcome.
17:39I'm Cameron.
17:41Do you want a seat?
17:53I know who you are.
17:54I read, uh, Wired magazine.
17:56Well, actually I don't, but I know who you are.
17:58Do you know what I do?
17:59Not really.
18:00Well, I mean sort of.
18:02You're basically like a, um, venture capitalist kind of thing.
18:05I'm an investor.
18:06A private investor.
18:07I don't mean to be rude, but isn't that just a nicer way of saying venture capitalist?
18:11No.
18:12Uh, it's a grown up way of saying I'm excited by big ideas.
18:16And money, presumably.
18:18No, money's not the point.
18:19Money's a byproduct that enables me to keep doing what I love.
18:22Which is what?
18:24Helping brilliant people do brilliant things.
18:28Speaking of which, congratulations on winning this treasure hunt thing which you just did,
18:34obviously.
18:36About a long way.
18:37Days, actually.
18:42Do you have any idea how many people took part?
18:45Nope.
18:46Guess.
18:47Twelve.
18:48Seventeen thousand.
18:50Give or day.
18:52And that includes teams from Oxford and Stanford, crypto security freaks, obsessives,
18:57dubious nutjobs.
18:58And here you are.
18:59So...
19:00Yes?
19:01Do I win something?
19:02By what?
19:03I don't know.
19:04Chocolate factory.
19:05Where's it come from, this aptitude with puzzles?
19:06I don't know.
19:07I never really gave much thought.
19:08I'm not sure I believe you there, Iris.
19:10Seems to me you probably give everything a lot of thought.
19:12Fine.
19:13Give me a number.
19:14Between what and what?
19:15Any number, just a number.
19:16where's it come from this aptitude with puzzles i don't know i never really gave much thought
19:24yeah i'm not sure i believe you there iris seems to me you probably give everything a lot of thought
19:32fine give me a number between what and what any number just a number 1729
19:401729 is the smallest number expressible as a sum of two cubes in two different ways okay wow
19:51i can't take any credit for it it's just how i was born born where and to whom nowhere much
19:58to no one much but i would imagine that you know this already what with all the due diligence
20:05she's a self-made woman who owes her lack of success to nobody you could be out there
20:10earning millions yeah but to tell the truth i've never been all that interested but you know this
20:17whole treasure hunt thing was essentially job interview i don't mean you must i like to recruit
20:23outliers and what an outliers outlier you are
20:27listen um i really appreciate the interest and everything but i'm not the person you're looking
20:37for i haven't even told you what it is yet or what it pays it won't matter jobs and i don't mix why you
20:42get bored partly is it a compulsion then solving puzzles listen i'm not a rubik's cube camera and
20:53i'm not a crossword puzzle you don't get to solve me no i'm not trying to solve you i'm just trying
20:59to get you to come and work with me doing what solving just uh an incredibly difficult puzzle
21:06something no one's been able to do
21:13what kind of puzzle one that matters matters is a relative term some people think jazz matters well
21:19we're talking newton level matters einstein oppenheimer fundamental nature of underlying reality
21:29seeing the face of god matters
21:34i'm really not interested
21:38my god your pants are so on fire
21:40okay look this is what i think we should do
21:49come with me see it for yourself and if it's still a no well then i tried
21:55so is it you're evil there pretty much it's called caliber
22:11so you actually live here most of the time believe it or not
22:22it used to be some kind of government listening station the living quarters are upstairs
22:27they're quite snazzy actually so what are you hiding down here
22:41we call him charlie big potatoes why well he's not small potatoes it's just a name
23:06no it's not that you're diminishing it because it frightens you yeah he does a bit
23:16so what exactly is it
23:19here's a topological quantum device operating at very close to room temperature
23:25what does it use for qubits mayorana zero mode quasi particles
23:29that's a complex configuration of electrons that can't suffer random errors i know
23:36yeah
23:38and what about those things they're excrescences they look organic almost but no he's using
23:47non-organic polymers to create neural pathways capable of creative thought
23:52it's growing its own brain well we've all done it
24:03what's the use case to think thoughts that have yet to be thought what's the equivalent processing
24:10power say two million cubits
24:13that's not possible well like i say brilliant people doing brilliant things
24:23he's world changing he is before and after
24:30he's the wheel
24:32not long ago he came up with a cure for acute lymphoblastic leukemia
24:36we asked him how he felt about it what did it say he didn't say anything he sang
25:06so what's wrong with it and what's the puzzle that needs solving
25:19he's asleep
25:22and i need you to wake him up for me
25:24what were you planning on telling us about what about the police what police the police who drove you home this morning who told you that
25:44senora antonio she's a liar she's a perfectly nice woman actually and why would she lie because
25:51she doesn't like me has it ever occurred to you we could just call the police
25:57and ask them what happened whatever what's the point in telling you things if you wouldn't believe
26:01me anyway okay that's enough can you can you go and do something useful please
26:09she needs to see someone who's left an exorcist
26:21so
26:27so
26:32I don't know.
27:02I don't know.
27:32I don't know.
28:02Check out the increased activity on the Find Iris Nixon crowdfunding page.
28:06The last time I looked at the meter stood at just under 4.1 million euros.
28:12Someone pledged an additional, wait for it, 200 grand.
28:17Oh, come on, just stop.
28:20It almost makes me wonder.
28:21This is a big one.
28:24It's not a big one.
28:26I think it's too late.
28:28It's quite good.
28:31It's not a big one.
28:33It's just a big one.
28:34It's just a big one.
28:35It's just a big one.
28:37Let's go.
29:07Let's go.
29:37Let's go.
30:07Let's go.
30:09Are you alone?
30:13Are you alone?
30:15Good.
30:17Excellent you are.
30:19Stop.
30:21Stop.
30:23Stop.
30:27Do you speak English?
30:41Do you speak English?
30:49Okay.
30:51I'm getting a bit bored here so...
30:53I think I'm gonna cut off your penis.
30:55Cut off your penis.
30:57Ah.
30:58You do speak English.
30:59Good.
31:00Let's not worry about your penis for the moment.
31:02Let's put your penis on the back burner.
31:04Let's just leave your penis where it is.
31:07So here's the good news.
31:13You found me.
31:15The bad news is...
31:17is that even if I don't...
31:19cut your throat...
31:21bleeding and shock is gonna kill you.
31:23So is that how you want your evening to end?
31:25Good.
31:27So how about this?
31:28I'll do something about the bleeding...
31:30and you're gonna tell me...
31:32what you're doing here...
31:33who do you work for...
31:35and how many of you there are.
31:37How does that sound?
31:39Si!
31:40Si!
31:41Si!
31:42Rabene.
31:44Hey.
31:46Si.
31:51Ah!
32:07Ah!
32:17Shit!
32:37Uh...
32:40Ah...
32:41Ah!
32:42Ah!
33:04Uh...
33:05***
33:07Oh, fuck you, Lord!
33:37Oh, fuck you, Lord!
34:07And this is Charlie's creator, Jensen.
34:37Jensen's got a brain that's off the scale.
34:40Hey, Jensen.
34:43Off the scale.
34:45What happened?
34:48Manny.
34:49Genius is madness on a good day.
35:04Jensen ran out of good days.
35:12He gave Charlie everything he had.
35:25He gave Charlie everything he had.
35:37And I think he came to hate him for it.
35:42And he's been like this ever since.
35:50All we need to get the machine up and running again is to enter an activation sequence.
35:56A password, basically.
35:58Well, yes, except it's an extremely complicated password that Jensen enciphered in this.
36:05It's his diary.
36:07Using an encryption system that only he understands.
36:10And nobody's been able to break it.
36:13Have they, Jensen?
36:15Not yet.
36:19So, if you can decide for the password, we can get Charlie operational again, and Bob's your uncle.
36:28So, why all this sneaking around in the room?
36:56So, why all this sneaking around with treasure hunts?
36:59Why not advertise a job like a normal human being?
37:07Because nobody can know about this.
37:10Not under any circumstances, just not ever.
37:13I got carried away by the possibilities.
37:16I burned through my capital, over-leveraged.
37:19So, I had to go and find the money.
37:22A silent investor.
37:24What kind of investor?
37:26Well, you know the sort of investor where you can borrow several billion US dollars in exchange for exclusive access to a piece of technology that's going to make them even richer.
37:38But when you don't deliver, they basically laugh it off and chalk it up to experience and don't murder you in terrible, terrible, unimaginable ways.
37:49Yeah?
37:50That's not the sort of investor I went to.
37:54I need you to wait Charlie up for me, Iris.
37:59Or they're going to kill me.
38:01Or they're going to kill me.
38:04Oh they're going to kill me.
38:07Oh, my God.
38:37If there's no murder, there's no suicide. Not mathematically.
38:52If there's no murder, there's no suicide. Not mathematically.
39:07Oh, my God.
39:37Oh, my God.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:37Oh, my God.
41:07Oh, my God.
41:37Oh, my God.
42:07Oh, my God.
42:37Oh, my God.
43:07Let's make this simpler for you.
43:08What we need you to do is find a book she stole from us.
43:12It's kind of a book.
43:13If you can find this, the money is yours.
43:18Oh, my God.
43:23Oh, my God.
43:33Oh, my God.
43:53Let's go.
44:23Let's go.
44:53Let's go.
45:23Let's go.
45:53Let's go.
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