- 6 weeks ago
Melvin makes a laser prison so that the campers can't stop Krupp from delivering fake surveys to the F.U.N.C. Its name is Laser Lightmare (originally Lightinel), and it doesn't want to contain, so the campers unite once more to form the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S. (Mega Incredible Search Force Adventure Rescue Team Squad), and add Hars (Jessica), Helps (Sophie 1), Hurts (Other Sophie ), and Sweats (Stanley).
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00:00Now here's a survey for you, and here's a survey for you, and I've even got a survey
00:20for you!
00:21This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:23George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
00:26Harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut.
00:28Remember that now, because memories are precious, and luggage is forever.
00:34Ahem, listen up, ow!
00:36The Federation of United National Camps, AKA The Funk, wants to know what you thought
00:42of camp.
00:43I'm meeting with them tomorrow to give them these surveys, so I need you to fill them
00:47out today.
00:48Oh.
00:49My.
00:50Gar.
00:51We're right har.
00:52And inside.
00:53We can har you fine.
00:54If we fill these out, can we have a fireworks show?
00:56No!
00:57Now let's take a stroll down memory lane, celebrating all the fun we've had together
01:01this summer.
01:02Are you talking to us?
01:03So many things we did, so many times we had, this camp was always good, and it was never
01:12bad.
01:13We're all best friends, we really had a ball.
01:18Like summer camp's the greatest camp of all, doo doo doo doo doo.
01:22Oh, so many good times.
01:25It's hard to squeeze them all in.
01:27What are you talking about?
01:28You put our heads on other pitchers.
01:30You never had a wedding?
01:31And if you had, we would have RSVP'd no.
01:33You were there, you gave me tongs.
01:35None of that happened.
01:36Those are your memories.
01:37Period.
01:38Bye.
01:39You're calling all units.
01:40We are an escaped rhinoceros heading south on MacDuffin Street.
01:43Proceed with caution, because it's the rhinoceros.
01:46So George and Hale make comic books.
01:48We're cool.
01:49Me too.
01:50Now there's summering at summer camp, and Mr. Crumpins too.
01:53Blah, blah, blah.
01:54Once they used, they hit no ring, and first they made a dance.
01:56They accidentally cut on purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants.
01:59With a snap, he's a captain flying through the trees.
02:03And don't forget when he gets wet, you're sure to feel it's sweet.
02:06Blah, blah, blah.
02:07Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
02:09Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song.
02:13Find your beard and hair, touch and look.
02:15The ludicrous lunacy of the Loopy Laser Lightmare.
02:19Chapter 1, Focus Dupe.
02:21Can you believe Crump tried to trick us into thinking this camp was fun?
02:24Jessica's business meeting did look productive, though.
02:26That didn't happen.
02:27And the real question is, why does he care?
02:30Because he wants to keep his job.
02:31How do you know that?
02:32Recon.
02:33Crump's meeting with the FUNC is a job interview to be camp director next summer.
02:36If the surveys are good, he's in.
02:38What if the surveys are bad?
02:39Then Crump will be gone.
02:41Just like this Maguro, or albacore sushi.
02:43Wait, where'd you get sushi?
02:45Dante is apprenticing with Master Sushi Chef Maguro Nobokun.
02:48You may know him as the Tuna Tyrant.
02:52Crump's done.
02:53When everyone tells the truth on their surveys,
02:55the FUNC will find out our summer camp is actually a prison camp.
02:58And then Crump's out.
02:59I'm in.
03:00Hold on.
03:01If we do this, Crump will ruin the rest of the summer.
03:03No fireworks show.
03:04No nothing.
03:05Harold, the summer is already lost.
03:07It's about the summers to come.
03:09Because the needs of the many summers outweigh the needs of the one summer.
03:13Yeah, we're not doing this for us.
03:15We're doing this for future us.
03:16Hey Dante, what's fresh?
03:18They'll have the sea urchin.
03:20I'm afraid, but I'll trust you.
03:22Alright, time to read these surveys.
03:24Now let's see.
03:25Mr. Crump abandoned us in the woods.
03:27He used us as unpaid labor and forced us to make boats out of garbage.
03:31Flooded the camp with toilet water.
03:33Made us run personal errands under the guise of a scavenger hunt.
03:37Ugh, phony facts.
03:38Even though it's all true, it's still all lies.
03:41These surveys make me look like a monster.
03:44Ugh, the funk won't be down with that.
03:46So keep the funk in the dark.
03:48Ah, how did you get in here?
03:49The door.
03:50Oh, what do you want?
03:51I'm busy talking to myself.
03:53I want to save your job.
03:55The funk won't rehire you after they see those surveys.
03:58How do you know about that?
03:59Tongue.
04:05Do you want my help or not?
04:06What's in it for me?
04:07Your job.
04:08I just said that.
04:09Oh, go on.
04:10These are blank surveys.
04:11Complete them in your favor and give them to the funk instead.
04:14Genius!
04:15Why didn't I think of that?
04:16Because you're not me.
04:17But you can pay me back.
04:20In monthly installments?
04:21All my money is locked up in guac.
04:23Ugh, you have to refrigerate guacamole.
04:26What?
04:27Oh, no!
04:28I'm ruined!
04:29I want this camp to be Melvin-friendly.
04:31No outdoors, no sports, and beakers.
04:33Lots of beakers.
04:34Done.
04:35Really?
04:36Oh, yeah.
04:37Sports are hard, outside is hot, and I have no idea what beakers are.
04:40It's a container used in a lab.
04:42Yeah!
04:43How many people are in my office?
04:45Krupp's gonna switch the surveys.
04:47Man, those lip reading classes really paid off.
04:49Congratulations.
04:50You now know lip reading.
04:52So we're gonna switch them back.
04:53Chapter Two, Switch Hunt.
04:55That's why I love Mr. Krupp and why I'm part of the Krupp Rising.
05:00Also, I'm a kid and not Mr. Krupp.
05:04And done.
05:05I'll just put these surveys in my briefcase and go to sleep till tomorrow morning when
05:10I take them to my breakfast meeting with the funk and try to keep my job.
05:15Hey!
05:16Overexplaining things is my job.
05:20I said thief, not chief.
05:22Oh, I thought dressing like the chief of police for a heist was a bold choice.
05:27To all units, the rhinoceros is now in Avocad Depot.
05:31Pits are everywhere.
05:32Burnets.
05:33Bye.
05:34And cilantro.
05:35You're cooperating or works?
05:36Solves the illusion.
05:38Got the real surveys.
05:40Let's replace the fake ones and get out of here.
05:42I told you they'd try to switch back the surveys.
05:44So it's not the ghost of summer's past?
05:47Officer!
05:48Arrest that boy!
05:49Uh, lower your voice, sir.
05:50You wanna tell me what you're doing in here?
05:52Doing?
05:53Oh, I, uh, well, um...
05:56Okay, I'm guilty.
05:58I did everything.
05:59Even the stuff I didn't do.
06:00You prongless fork.
06:01That's Harold.
06:02Harold's a cop?
06:03No, it's a costume.
06:05Which means I'm not going to jail.
06:07I'm a lock for next summer.
06:09Not if we deliver the real surveys to the funk.
06:11Those are the fake surveys.
06:13Not if we deliver these real surveys to the funk.
06:15I say, but how will you do that when the camp is on lockdown?
06:19Behold!
06:25The Summer Clamp 2000!
06:27There are so many traps, I don't even remember where I put them all.
06:30And if by some miracle you bypass those,
06:32the laser perimeter fence will stop you cold.
06:35You can't lock us up forever!
06:37No, just until the funk hires Krupp as camp director for next summer,
06:40and then this camp will bend to my will.
06:43But I'll be in charge.
06:44In name only.
06:45In charge of names.
06:46Like Antoine and Brenda.
06:47Can I leave to water my fern?
06:49Eh!
06:50No!
06:51You water it too much already.
06:53So the lit paths and the buildings are safe zones.
06:56Everything else is the danger zone.
06:58How bad could it be?
07:01Bad as a werewolf surprise party.
07:03We need help.
07:04Sounds like a job for a comic.
07:05Chapter Three!
07:06Captain Underpants and the Return of the Misfarce!
07:08Mega Incredible Search Force Adventure Rescue Team Squad!
07:12By George Beard and Harold Hutton.
07:13So, so, so, so, so, so!
07:14One time, Captain Underpants called into the Skippy and the Ape morning zoo show!
07:18On the radio!
07:19And won a free vacation to Not-A-Trap Island!
07:22But the ape was actually Dr. Disgruntled!
07:24Who had been wearing an ape suit!
07:25What's his name?
07:26Dr. Disgruntled!
07:27I can't hear you!
07:28Dr. Disgruntled!
07:29Now I got it!
07:30Was wearing an ape suit, slowly building a radio career,
07:32just to get revenge for the whole Doom Dome thing from another comic.
07:35Doom Dome!
07:36Because Not-A-Trap Island was actually Trap Island!
07:38Yeah!
07:39Not a surprise!
07:40Saw that!
07:41Come in here!
07:42Luckily the Misfarce!
07:43Some ragtag adventurers!
07:44That have no business being a teen!
07:45But somehow they were!
07:46Were there too!
07:47Because they called into the Scooter and the Wombat!
07:48Morning Circus Show!
07:49And also on a vacation to the same island!
07:50Coincidence!
07:51Happens!
07:52But Dr. Disgruntled!
07:53No problemo!
07:54I made enough traps to go around!
07:55Like the Mind!
07:56Mind!
07:57The Toot Punch!
07:58The Nerd on the Wire!
07:59And other puns!
08:00What?
08:01Thanks to Thinks!
08:02Thinking!
08:03Thumps!
08:04Thumping!
08:05Winks!
08:06Winks!
08:07Winks!
08:08Winks!
08:09Winks!
08:10Winks!
08:11Codes!
08:12Coding!
08:13And the rest of the Misfarce's Misfarce's Misfarce!
08:14The traps didn't stand a chance!
08:15Not at all!
08:16So Dr. Disgruntled on Quark's Ace of Traps!
08:17Laser Lightmare!
08:18A monster!
08:19Made of lasers!
08:20Which is amazing!
08:21And also crazy dangerous!
08:22Captain Underpants was all
08:23Call on!
08:24Laser!
08:25Because what else?
08:26Luckily!
08:27Codes gave all the Misfarce laser pointers!
08:28Cause he gets a deal at Nerds on 3rd!
08:29And there was a big laser fight!
08:30Scoop!
08:31Scoop!
08:32Scoop!
08:33Scoop!
08:34Scoop!
08:35Scoop!
08:36Scoop!
08:37Scoop!
08:38Scoop!
08:39Scoop!
08:40Scoop!
08:41Scoop!
08:42Scoop!
08:43Scoop!
08:44Scoop!
08:45So Dr. Disgruntled had to get a job as a sidekick on the Sheedy and Skunk Morning Riot
08:46Show on the radio!
08:47Okay, the end!
08:48It's great to have the Misfarce's Misfarce back together!
08:49Thanks!
08:50Winks!
08:51Thumps!
08:52Coats!
08:53Sweats, pars, helps, and hurts?
08:55Welcome to Miss Farts 2, Escape from Camp Catraz.
08:58Just a mock-up from the marketing department.
09:00Work in progress.
09:01Let's get started, because this situation is life or death.
09:04Wait, we could, like, die?
09:07No, I mean, not unless something goes horribly wrong.
09:10Sure, we could die.
09:11Forget I said that. We're all gonna be fine unless we aren't.
09:14Guys, we're the Miss Farts. We can handle anything.
09:17And this time, we need to handle Melvin's Summer Clamp 2000
09:20and get out of this camp so we can tell the funk the truth.
09:23How? I'm the tech guy, and I still don't have tech skills,
09:26so I'm kind of dead weight.
09:27We have a plan, and we could tell it, but we'd rather show it.
09:30With the cool plan animation, or planimation, like in heist movies.
09:35Thumps will handle the puzzle traps, because she's a thinker.
09:37Goes with the name.
09:38Thumps will tackle the physical challenges.
09:40Literally, I'll tackle stuff.
09:42Hearse, Helps, and Hurts will break down traps psychologically.
09:46We'll make those traps feel like they don't fit in anywhere.
09:48Just like other stuffers.
09:50When we hit tight spots, sweats will slide through them.
09:53Just call me slides.
09:55Wait, I'm sweats, never mind.
09:57And when we hit a weird trap like GlowNado, Winx will do her thing.
10:01Out of the box! Out of the box!
10:04And whenever tech issues pop up, codes will hack our way through.
10:07Or we'll all be stuck, because yesterday I couldn't make my phone work.
10:11Ah, Gooch, that's a beehive.
10:13Finally! Sorry, gotta take this.
10:16And then all we have to do is be corrupt to this meeting,
10:19lay some truth on the funk, and boom!
10:21Our future summers are corrupt-free.
10:23You do realize it's not gonna go anything like that, right?
10:25Of course it will.
10:26And then we'll sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
10:32Once we step off this path into the danger zone, stick to the plan.
10:35And above all, stay calm.
10:41New plan! Run for your lives!
10:43And panic!
10:46Oh, the simulation undersold this!
10:48Oh!
10:49Like, why is this giant metal ball so confident?
10:51It's a ball!
10:52It's a ball!
10:53Ugh!
11:00Clever wall!
11:01Back in the box!
11:06Peanut butter?
11:07At least it's not tech, because my phone keeps biting me.
11:10Guys, we've made it to the perimeter.
11:18Guys?
11:22It's just us, but we can make it!
11:27You can make it!
11:29No, you can't.
11:30Thanks to my fail-safe containment protocol,
11:32the laser lightenol 2000.
11:34Lightenol?
11:35Sounds like a mouthwash.
11:36Or blood pressure medication.
11:38No!
11:39It's laser and sentinel combined!
11:40It's very clever!
11:41Behold!
11:46It's Laser Lightmare!
11:47From our comic!
11:48Laser Lightmare?
11:49Ugh!
11:50That's a better name.
11:51I'm stealing it!
11:52I am Laser Lightmare,
11:53a living prison of pure light.
11:57I also do parties,
11:58group events,
11:59and concerts!
12:00No, you don't!
12:01Oh, okay.
12:02Just the prison thing then.
12:06Who likes dancing horses?
12:19No!
12:20No laser shows!
12:21Chapter 4, Blunderdome.
12:26Oh, hello, laser losers.
12:28I'm on my way to a breakfast meeting with the Funk at the Waffle Hovel,
12:32so I can give them the fake surveys in my briefcase,
12:35and secure my job as camp director next summer.
12:38Those are narrator lines.
12:39Why are you doing my job?
12:41And you?
12:42Enjoying yourselves?
12:43Are we enjoying Laser Prison?
12:44No!
12:45Why would we enjoy this?
12:46Because next summer will make this look like a bowling party!
12:50I'll give your regards to the Funk.
12:52Wait, where's my car?
12:53We're never gonna get out of this laser cage.
13:00Yeah, our last plant got us in here.
13:03And your next plan will get us out.
13:04I've done the math.
13:05Because we're the Miss Farts and we can slip out of anything!
13:08And the Miss Farts stick together,
13:10just like the macaroni I used to reimagine our poster.
13:13Where'd you get macaroni?
13:14Don't ask!
13:16Like, we tear everyone else down,
13:18but we, like, lift each other up.
13:20Literally!
13:21I'm lifting you up!
13:25Anyone know how to turn this off?
13:27We do!
13:28Cause we're the Miss Farts!
13:29Miss Farts!
13:31Okay, so what can beat lasers?
13:33Mirrors!
13:34How do you know that?
13:35We saw it on Laser Billies.
13:36I'm Billy!
13:37And I'm Billy!
13:38And I'm Billy!
13:39And I'm Billy, too!
13:40And we're the Laser Billies!
13:41Shhh!
13:43Whoa!
13:44I got a laser on me!
13:46Some would say the mirror is reflecting electromagnetic waves.
13:49Others would say it's reflecting photon particles.
13:52But it's two rows heading for the same pile.
13:54Anyone got a mirror?
13:56Small, medium, large, lighted, and magnifying.
14:01Take your pick.
14:02What about Melvin?
14:03I'll handle Melvin, but you're gonna owe me.
14:06Hello, Laser Lessers.
14:08Hope your evening was unpleasant.
14:10Mine wasn't.
14:11I was busy redesigning this armpit of a camp into something glorious.
14:15Goodbye, tennis courts.
14:16Hello, Melvarium!
14:17Melvarium?
14:18Melvarium?
14:19Sounds like the perfect venue for a laser show!
14:22No!
14:23Your job is to contain, not to entertain.
14:26Now, look at these amazing blueprints.
14:28You photonic fool!
14:29Thought I was just standing here.
14:31So, Melvin?
14:32Huh?
14:33Why don't we take a walk and you can tell me about your plans?
14:35We who?
14:36We, you, and me.
14:38We?
14:39Together?
14:40Together?
14:41Yes.
14:42We.
14:43Just the two of us.
14:44Let her out!
14:45Right now!
14:46You're going to love my plans for the new exotical fungus lab.
14:49Yes.
14:50I'm wild about fungus.
14:51Phase one complete.
14:52Commence phase two.
14:53Hey!
14:54Laser Lightmar!
14:55Why do you let Melvin crush your laser dream?
14:58Because he created me.
14:59But, like, that doesn't mean he's the boss of you.
15:02If you want to do a laser show, you should, like, just do it.
15:05And I know the perfect music.
15:07Laser Bailey's theme song!
15:09That music is awesome!
15:12Let's do this!
15:14Yeah, yeah, yeah!
15:15Oh, oh, oh!
15:16Woohoo!
15:17Phase two complete.
15:18Commence phase three.
15:19Gooch!
15:20Mirrors!
15:24I did it!
15:25I found something I can do!
15:26I'm not dead weight!
15:27Grease it up, Swats!
15:28I'm sorry, what's that?
15:29Yes!
15:30These are the best surveys ever.
15:31Oh, you want me to be camp director for life?
15:32Well, I'll have to run it by my wife, who's real and I'm totally married to.
15:49The whole unit!
15:50The escape rhinoceros has been sighted on, er, highway 28.
15:53Hey, I'm on highway 28.
15:56Oh, no!
15:57Rhino!
15:58Rhino!
15:59Rhino!
16:00And that's why I'm eliminating all the plants and wildlife here, and we...
16:03What is going on?
16:04Er, nothing.
16:05And where are George and Harold?
16:06Who?
16:07You had one job!
16:08But it's not the job I found!
16:09Oh, I'll fix that!
16:10Time to activate the laserker protocol!
16:11Stop George and Harold!
16:12Now, where are we, Erica?
16:13Thanks for giving us a ride, ma'am!
16:14Thanks for giving us a ride, ma'am!
16:15Why can't you drive again, officer?
16:16I'm the police officer, man!
16:17Thanks for giving us a ride, ma'am!
16:18Oh, I'll fix that time to activate the laser protocol
16:30Stop George and Harold
16:35Now where were we Erica?
16:40Thanks for giving us a ride ma'am. Why can't you drive again officer? I'm the police officer ma'am all ask the questions
16:48Is that mr. Krupp?
16:50Eyes on the road ma'am and get us to the waffle hubble fast
16:59I'm okay
17:03Fainting
17:05Laser light man, what are you doing here? I'm here to stop you. What's different about you haircut? Wait, you change colors from green to red
17:13I like it
17:16You're also roaring and scary now
17:18Don't like that
17:21You think you can keep me from the funk boys
17:26Well, you're wrong just like that
17:29That rhino was wrong because no one slows down the crap express
17:34Toot
17:36We need captain underpants
17:39Laser show
17:41Can you make a laser walrus doing the dishes captain underpants those lasers aren't a show?
17:47They're a monster in that case time to turn the lights out, but not all the way out because I'm afraid of the dark
17:54Chapter five the incredibly graphic violence chapter presented in laser tag-o-rama because why fight when you can play tag?
18:01When does the game start will there be a bell? Oh?
18:03I'm here
18:05I figured out where the laser comes out. So you guys are in
18:09Oh
18:11So dark in here
18:14No one will ever find me
18:16Oh no, they found me
18:22Those lasers overcooked me
18:24I'm gonna be tough and Jewish
18:32Man, he's getting lit up by those lasers. We need to stop them
18:36Mirrors captain underpants wrap the mirrors off the bus
18:40You mean the ears
18:42But how are the bus here?
18:43Oh, they're not ears and just do it
18:53Yeah
18:55It's like looking in a mirror because i'm looking in a mirror
18:58Now use them to knock laser light mirror back into the pond
19:01So we can fish for him?
19:02Oh, no water bends lasers
19:05Goller darn it that their crick done bent me laser
19:08That's cause water has a higher refractive index than air
19:11So it slows down the photons you eat it
19:15You boys want some uni sushi?
19:18Punches may be closer than they appear
19:25Oh, please, not
19:35Oh
19:39Why am I wet?
19:40Where are my pants?
19:42Oh, no, I'm late for the fung
19:45Can't stop
19:47Won't stop
19:50Almost fung time
19:51George crubs getting away
19:52Is he?
19:53I mean, we're going faster than him or we're standing still
19:55Crub express toot
19:58Toot
19:59Should we give him a head start?
20:00No choice
20:01It's the only way to make this chase exciting
20:05We can't do it
20:15Yeah
20:17We can
20:20Why are you talking like that?
20:21Just run regular
20:25Hank, where are you from next summer?
20:27You're gonna blow it
20:28Told ya
20:29But first we got a sign to fix
20:31Pollution pond for looking not swimming because it's polluted
20:36Tooting frogs poop and tingling pond
20:40That explains the pollution
20:42Guys, you're killing us
20:44Wrap it up before you mess it up
20:45Come on, future us
20:46You do it too
20:47Well, you're right
20:48Because we're you
20:49Chapter six
20:50Running late for a beating
20:54But we did it
20:55We made it exciting and still won
20:57Cake
20:58Had and ate
20:59Hi-yah
21:00Miss anthro
21:01Hi-yah
21:05Hello funk committee board members
21:07Here are the real surveys
21:08They're super real
21:09Is that turkey sausage?
21:11He's lying
21:12Those surveys are fake
21:13And he's a terrible camp director
21:15Lies
21:16I've never seen George and Harold before in my life
21:18And i definitely know nothing about that laser monster
21:26That i let one of the campers create to imprison the other campers
21:30Miss farce
21:31So did the funk hire mr. Krupp to be the camp director next summer
21:35Chapter seven
21:36What do you think?
21:37No
21:37But the funk did hire laser lightmare to be the camp's official laser coordinator
21:43We pulled it off
21:44We saved the summers of the future from Krupp
21:47Because we're the miss farce
21:48Miss farce
21:50How long until we get our revenge?
21:52As soon as i press this button on my revention 2000
21:56Want to dance?
21:57Melvin
21:58Yes
21:59Never ask a genius to do a man's job
22:04What have you done?
22:06I didn't want fireworks this bad
22:31Me neither
22:32Still a good show
22:33No doubt
22:34Oh
22:34What have i done?
22:36How could things get any work?
22:37Ahhhh
22:38Oh
22:39What do you think?
22:44I feel like
22:45That's you
22:46I don't want to stay
22:47You can see
22:48you
22:50find me
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