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Christmas gets weird--very weird, after George and Harold change some of the original traditions for Christmas.
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00:00This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:17George is the kid on the left with the tie and the Santa hat.
00:20Harold is the one on the right with the reindeer antlers and the bad haircut.
00:23Remember that now because they're getting their Christmas on like a holiday movie marathon.
00:27Ho-Ho 5-0. Ho-Ho-Ho's. Ho-Ho H-M-O.
00:33Christmas is awesome.
00:35Yep, it's my favorite time of the year.
00:37The lights, the snow globes, and whatever this is.
00:40I think it's a tree skirt.
00:41Yes, even the trees get dressed up at Christmas.
00:44And nothing puts me in the mood for Christmas more than the 4th of July.
00:48Yep, Christmas starts earlier and earlier every year.
00:51So George and Harold make comic books.
00:53We're cool, me too.
00:54But they had a mean old principal who told them what to.
00:57Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:58So they got a hypno ring and first they made him dance.
01:01Then accidentally kind of purpose turned him into Captain Underpants.
01:05True, no.
01:05With the snap, he's the captain, not the brightest man.
01:09And don't forget when he gets wet, you're back where you began.
01:12Blah, blah, blah.
01:12Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
01:15And this is the end of the Captain Underpants song.
01:19Bye, George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
01:20For all our Christmas specials.
01:22Extreme Exploits of the Explosive X-mas.
01:25Chapter 1, Merry Twistmas.
01:27Six months later, it was finally Christmas.
01:29Cheer was in the air and smoke from a small grease fire at Chanty Chicken.
01:34Man, you can't be Christmas at Christmas time.
01:36Yeah, it's like having Christmas at Christmas.
01:39I'll say you tangled string lights and nothing says Christmas like a lukewarm mug of ham nog.
01:45I'll take the hit.
01:46What's ham nog?
01:47A one-of-a-kind beverage and precious holiday treasure made from baked ham, raw eggs, smoked oysters, and a dash of cinnamon.
01:53This holiday season, fill your cup to the brim with Smickleflap's ham nog.
01:57Hammy holidays.
02:01Tastes like low tide.
02:02It checks all the boxes.
02:04Smoky, creamy, chewy, fishy, chunky.
02:07That sounds awful.
02:08To a primitive palate.
02:09When they discontinued it, I bought every last gallon and put it in my freezy-does-it-2000 to preserve it for the next 10,000 years.
02:16No!
02:18Every Christmas, I allow myself a few drops of this precious nectar.
02:22I kind of want to taste it now.
02:24Never!
02:24Because it's all for me and your nog-nothings.
02:27Ha!
02:27Nogburn!
02:28Man, Melvin liking Christmas is not a good look for Christmas.
02:32But even Melvin can't ruin Christmas.
02:34Nope, because Christmas is perfect.
02:36I hear rustling.
02:37Probably gloves.
02:39I'm getting wind chimes and...
02:41Nine iron?
02:43Trying to guess gifts again, huh?
02:44Yeah, this one's for you.
02:46Ooh, you're getting broken glass.
02:49Tell you what, since we can't open presents yet,
02:51how's about a sneak read of Tis the Eve for the Day Twas Christmas?
02:55But that poem's for Christmas Eve, which is two weeks away, George's dad.
02:59I know.
03:00That's what makes it naughty and nice.
03:04Did someone mess with my chair?
03:05Because it's all...
03:06I can't get it to...
03:09Why won't it just...
03:10Ah, perfect.
03:12Here we go.
03:12Tis the Eve for the Day Twas Christmas.
03:15The village is brimming with cheer.
03:17The blacksmith is smithing...
03:19What's smithing?
03:20No idea.
03:20Seamstress is seeming...
03:22What's seeming?
03:22It's me.
03:23...places the presents, for soon old Saint Nick will be here.
03:26With eight flying reindeer a-pulling...
03:28I gotta say, this poem's a little rusty.
03:30Yeah, and these sweaters are pretty ugly.
03:32And itchy.
03:33All this waiting.
03:34Waiting for Santa, waiting to open presents,
03:36waiting for Grandpa Roger to go back to Boca
03:38so I don't have to sleep on the floor.
03:42Maybe Christmas isn't perfect.
03:44Maybe it could use some upgrades.
03:46Yeah, might be time for a Chris makeover.
03:49Let's slide.
03:50And with that, Santa whispers...
03:52So instead of red bows, how about laser shows?
03:58You mean like this?
04:01Instead of peppermint...
04:02Super spicy, sour, salty, scorched, banana, appleberry blast.
04:06Instead of ugly sweaters...
04:07Cool Christmas capes.
04:08Instead of jolly, old Saint Nick...
04:11Jacked new Santa.
04:12Instead of tired, sad carols...
04:14Holla DJs.
04:16Instead of bland ham.
04:17Corn dog taco pizza chili changa.
04:19Instead of boring decorated trees.
04:21Titanic tree bots.
04:23Man, we're gonna need more than a day to fit all this stuff in.
04:26So we make Christmas a whole week!
04:27Yes!
04:28We should make a comic.
04:29Chapter 2, Captain Underpants and the Christmas Chaos, by George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
04:34So...
04:35A couple of months before Christmas, Santa was testing new toys.
04:38One was a robot named Rogi.
04:40A warbot who made lots of noise.
04:42Rogi the robot went rogue.
04:43Not surprising because of his name.
04:45He took Santa hostage and warped...
04:46Pay the ransom, cause this ain't no game.
04:48The ransom was one trillion dollars.
04:50And a motorcycle that flies and shoots flame.
04:52Pay your Christmas is cancelled, he warned.
04:54Cause again, this ain't no game.
04:56The world didn't have that much dough.
04:58So they did the only thing they could do.
05:00They called for their hero in undies.
05:01And Captain Underpants flew.
05:04When Captain Underpants heard about Santa, he said,
05:06Oh no, that's really bad.
05:08But don't worry folks.
05:09I love Christmas.
05:10It's my favorite time to wear plaid.
05:12Captain Underpants mission was clear.
05:13Save Santa and Christmas too.
05:15Cause if he failed.
05:16No holiday party.
05:17Not even old howly night.
05:19At the zoo.
05:20Captain Underpants flew to the North Pole.
05:21A weird snowdrift made him look twice.
05:23So he dug and he dug and he dug and he dug and he dug.
05:25And he found a jail.
05:27With the ice.
05:28Here's the thing about prison.
05:29It can change a man and that's a fact.
05:31So when Captain Underpants found Santa.
05:32He was no longer jolly.
05:34He was jacked.
05:35Robots charged in from all sides.
05:37The heroes were caught in the trap.
05:38Rogi was all,
05:39Keeps over you fool.
05:40But you said this ain't no game.
05:42Said Cap.
05:43Captain Underpants thought they were goners.
05:44But new Jack Santa stepped in.
05:46They fought side by side like pro bowlers.
05:48And they smashed all the bots for the win.
05:50To celebrate Jack Santa declared.
05:52The Christmas would have a new name.
05:54From that day on it would be bliss-mas.
05:56And be a whole new ball game.
05:58With lasers explosion and fun and steaks and dance music and parades and jalapeno poppers and ape racing and monster trucks.
06:04Of course climbing and french toast and a party that lasts a week and a dinosaur made out of fire for some reason.
06:10And oh yeah, this was supposed to rhyme.
06:12Okay, the end.
06:13Presents under the tree.
06:14Then helps himself to a cookie.
06:16All three.
06:17They fought side by side like pro bowlers.
06:20And they smashed all the bots for the win.
06:23Hey, that's not right.
06:24No, it's better than right.
06:25Because we made it awesome.
06:27To you?
06:28But Christmas isn't...
06:29My chair is so...
06:31I just can't get it to...
06:33Okay, I need a new chair.
06:35Oh, wait.
06:36There's the button.
06:37But Christmas isn't about you.
06:40It's about everyone.
06:41Instead of thinking about ourselves, we think about others.
06:45Mom?
06:46Were you here the whole time?
06:47Mom?
06:48What are you doing here?
06:49That's the spirit of every Christmas tradition.
06:51Singing for other people.
06:53Baking cookies for other people.
06:55Giving presents to other people.
06:57Even this poem.
06:58It's about how Santa puts everyone before himself.
07:01That's his thing.
07:02It's also this Christmas special's thing.
07:04Thanks, George and Harold's parents.
07:06Where's that music coming from?
07:07Sorry, I was watching Lee Dingman's Christmas movie,
07:10Christmas Lee's Christmas Tree, on my phone.
07:13Christmas Lee's Christmas Tree.
07:15A place for joy not punching.
07:17Unless there's a ninja turn.
07:20Gah! Ninja turn!
07:27Merry Christmas!
07:28Oh, you got me, you crazy Christmas ninjas.
07:31That's what we're talking about.
07:32Even action movie star Lee Dingman is boring at Christmas.
07:35But if Christmas was more like our comic, it would be better.
07:38Better for you.
07:39Exactly!
07:40And better for us is better for everyone.
07:43All I know is Christmas ain't broke, so don't fix it.
07:47Oh no!
07:48Eternal darkness!
07:49Off the doors!
07:50Board the windows!
07:51Candles were a tradition until someone started a better tradition.
07:54Lights!
07:55Yeah, so was black and white TV until they invented color.
07:57And every Christmas tradition started somewhere.
07:59Stockings, Cyber Monday, even Santa Claus.
08:02Man, I'd love to see how Santa got started.
08:04Too bad that's impossible.
08:05But nothing's impossible on TV.
08:08Welcome to Toys of London, the world's biggest toy store 300 years ago.
08:12Toys of London is the top toy titan.
08:14You have all the toys.
08:15Dolls, marbles, rattles, and that's it.
08:18I propose you stop selling toys and start giving them away.
08:23But that's not all.
08:24We're going to wrap the toys and put them under a tree inside your house.
08:30And we're going to call it...
08:31Wait for it...
08:33Christmas!
08:35Why?
08:37Exactly!
08:38Now, who's with me?
08:40Mr. Claus.
08:41Go call me Santa.
08:42Mr. Claus was my father.
08:44Very well, Santa.
08:45If we give our toys away, how will we make any money?
08:49You won't!
08:50So we got a deal?
08:52Why are there teacups here?
08:56Oh, right.
08:57It's England.
08:58Chapter three.
08:59That's show fizz.
09:01Not again.
09:07Coast is clear.
09:08It's copy time.
09:09Once we put a copy of our comic in the hands of every person in Piqua,
09:13Blissmas will be a go.
09:14Help.
09:15Was that Miss Anthrop calling for help?
09:17Nah, that was the copy.
09:18Help.
09:19Hope it doesn't break before we're done.
09:20Me too.
09:21Can I help?
09:22Yeah, grab some more paper.
09:23Ooh, Antona.
09:24Sure thing.
09:25But first, why don't you get in my office right now?
09:28Help.
09:29Was that Miss Anthrop calling for help?
09:31No.
09:32That was the copier.
09:33Miss allocation of school copying resources?
09:36That's a serious offense.
09:39What to do?
09:40You could give us your keys.
09:42Let me in.
09:43It's my house.
09:44And I have to go number two.
09:46You could nominate us for membership in your yak lodge.
09:49Let me in.
09:50Let me in.
09:51I'm a yak.
09:52Yee-haw.
09:53Yee-haw.
09:54You could take us on a Christmas cruise.
09:55Let me in.
09:56I paid for this cruise.
09:58Boys, Christmas is my favorite time of year.
10:02Three weeks of paid time off with nothing but a roaring fire
10:06and a freezer full of sticks I got dirt cheap at the beef thief.
10:10Steaks, roasts, burgers.
10:11If it's beef, we got it.
10:13And the price is so low you'd swear it was stolen.
10:16Cause it was.
10:17Oh, gotta go.
10:19But there's one thing about Christmas I can't stand.
10:22Christmas fudge flab?
10:23Ah!
10:24Christmas credit card debt?
10:25Ah!
10:26Ow!
10:27The school Christmas pageant.
10:28Isn't Miss Hurd in charge of the pageant?
10:30She was, but apparently Miss Hurd passed away last year.
10:32So who directed it last year?
10:34Her ghost.
10:35But now her ghost is retiring.
10:37The good news is I can finally shut down the music program.
10:43The bad news is none of the other teachers will step up.
10:46You have to direct the pageant.
10:48You're a gym teacher.
10:49You know about theater.
10:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:51No, no, no, no, no.
10:52Is that a yes or a no?
10:54You're sending mixed signals.
10:56Huh?
10:57Where's Miss Pageant?
10:59If I don't find someone to direct the pageant, I'll have to do it.
11:04And I'd rather be eaten by sharks than spend more time with you kids.
11:08But you're a school principal.
11:09Ugh.
11:10Don't remind me.
11:11But the good news is...
11:12You already said the good news.
11:13There's more good news.
11:14And the good news is I found someone.
11:17Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
11:24I can't believe Krupp is making us direct the Christmas pageant.
11:27Worst punishment ever.
11:28Yup.
11:29This pageant is stale.
11:30Hasn't changed since the dinosaurs did it.
11:32Jingle bells, jingle bells!
11:34You're right.
11:35And that's why we should totally upgrade it.
11:37Hey, guys.
11:38We all love Christmas.
11:39But what if we made it cooler?
11:40Cause that's what we're gonna do.
11:41We're turning Christmas into Blissmas.
11:43Starting with the pageant.
11:44We've been asleep at the Christmas wheel, and it's time to hit the Blissmas gas.
11:48Yay!
11:49Sorry, Meat Loaf Monday.
11:51Don't be sorry, cause Blissmas doesn't apologize for anything.
11:54Did I lose these sleigh bells?
11:57Only if you want to.
11:58Yay!
11:59Wait, I like sleigh bells.
12:01I love this.
12:02It's new.
12:03It's bold.
12:04It's uncompromising.
12:05But our parents won't be on board.
12:07All things change.
12:08Christmas is a thing.
12:09You gotta break some eggs to make eggnog.
12:11Exactly.
12:12And I know a thing or two about nog.
12:14George and Harold's pageant is going to be legendary.
12:17Really?
12:18Yes.
12:19A legendary train wreck.
12:21And I'll have a front row seat to enjoy every moment of it with a room temperature mug of ham nog.
12:26Okay, let's wreck this pageant from the top.
12:38Why does it smell like the pier?
12:39Ham nog!
12:40Meanwhile, 300 years ago, Christmas was still a hard sell.
12:43Because if the Eiffel Toyer gives its toys away, it will inspire people to think about others before themselves.
12:53Croissants.
12:54And if people think about others before themselves, thanks to Toysland Uberalus, they'll be happy!
13:05Ah, bratwurst!
13:06And if everyone is happy, the world will be a better place, courtesy of Neutralitoys!
13:15Oh, jeez!
13:17Big school Christmas pageant tonight.
13:19No shoes, no shirt, no Santa show.
13:22Break a leg, kids!
13:24Tonight is Blistmas, and Santa's going to town.
13:28Nice.
13:29Now let's get naughty.
13:30Chapter 4, Swing and a Christmas.
13:33Oh, hello parents of some students, and you too, other parents of some other students.
13:40I did it.
13:41I made George and Harold direct the Christmas pageant, and I didn't even check on them!
13:45I'm a Christmas genius!
13:47Aren't you worried that George and Harold changed the pageant?
13:50No!
13:53Wait, what?
13:55Oh no!
13:56It's Christmas Eve!
13:57The war on Christmas has raged for centuries, but this year, 2127, is the year a hero rises
14:03from the tinsel, and Christmas becomes Blistmas.
14:09Because Santa's coming to town to kick some butt butt!
14:12Thanks, Dasher!
14:13You too, Dancer and Prancer!
14:14Love the new look, Santa!
14:15You're like super jacked now!
14:16Stay frosty, Christmas Commandos!
14:17That explosion woke up the Metalheads!
14:18We're gonna have to blast our way out of here!
14:19Good!
14:20Let's wreck the halls!
14:21Gah!
14:22The Metalheads!
14:23The Metalheads!
14:24Some force fields!
14:25Our lasers can't break through!
14:26No!
14:27But the mistletoe missile will!
14:29Oh!
14:30Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:32Oh!
14:33Oh!
14:34Oh!
14:35Hope you have insurance!
14:44Santa should be here by now.
14:48Oh, I hope you have insurance
14:53Santa should be here by now, but he's not it's the end of Christmas
15:00Right because it's the beginning of Christmas and this night ain't silent anymore
15:05So make some noise and have a mega bliss
15:18Ow
15:20Oh
15:22And there's a dinosaur made of fire for some reason
15:26That's crunchy
15:28Hot
15:30Mega bliss miss everyone
15:40Merry Christmas
15:42Man if the crowd was so blown away, they couldn't even clap or cheer or talk or even move
15:48We did it we made bliss and that's the thing it was awesome to us to the audience not so much my parents hated it
15:55My mom started crying tears of sorrow
15:58My family stopped sweating that's never happened before my mother called her liar my dad said we're moving
16:05What are you talking about we killed it we sure did we killed Christmas
16:18Wait why why what yeah, can you be more specific?
16:24Why did you change the pageant?
16:25Everybody loved that old sap fest and you ruined it now the parents are furious and they're taking it out on me
16:33So I'm going to take it out on you get ready for some ho-ho hard labor
16:43Honey we're not mad we're disappointed
16:46I'm both and confused why was there a dinosaur and why do I have to sit in the middle?
16:51What's so bad about bliss miss bliss miss is for you?
16:55Christmas is for everyone and everyone loved that pageant
17:00Until tonight too bad more people didn't love ham dog now that made for a hammy holiday getting rid of it was a Christmas crime
17:08Maybe the real crime was not getting bliss with a chance boys
17:12I want you to read this it was the eve for the day twist Christmas we read it
17:17But you don't get it Christmas was about putting others before yourself right from the start and that will never change
17:25I'm calling smickle flaps. I want a ham nog reboot
17:30This pageant punishment sure is pungent more like putrid. Maybe your parents are right
17:35Maybe Christmas will never change unless we use melvin's time toad to go back in time and change Christmas before it starts
17:42Yes, exactly what I was thinking. I'm sure that's what they meant that is not what they meant
17:47Don't touch that last toilet. Why I'm defrosting ribeyes in there
17:52Why well the beef thief says to defrost meat in a toilet and mine are full of t-bones and tri-tip
17:58You know Christmas past might be dangerous. Yeah, so let's bring a holiday heavy to watch our backs
18:10I've done that one before but it never gets old. Oh are these toilet sticks spoken for?
18:18So when was the first Christmas? I don't know. Let's ask Santa
18:21We're gonna need Santa?
18:25Santa!
18:27And to close out the D's I want a doctor dog. That's a dog that's licensed to practice medicine
18:34What do you mean you don't know when all this started didn't they teach you that in mall Santa training?
18:38Oh, look kid. I'm just an actor trying to make a buck. I graduated from Juilliard
18:43I was the lead on the Zoovestigator for three seasons
18:46It's not like those monkeys could have opened this unlocked door and walked out
18:50Oh, wait
18:52Yes, they could have
18:53Zoovestigator!
18:54That show was underrated
18:56Psst!
18:56You stos want the Santa skinny? Follows me
18:59A elderly llama
19:00An eel tank filled with eels
19:02Chapter 5, Elf Help
19:04Oh, why is this igloo so small?
19:07Because it ain't a real igloo
19:08So shut your yaps and listen up
19:09Name's Yule
19:10Yule Tide
19:11I'm one of Santa's little elpers
19:12Real Santa
19:13Wait, you're a real elf?
19:14That's right, Chief
19:15Don't get your stockings in a nut
19:17So why is this you kids asking so many questions about Santa?
19:20Because we want to bring Christmas into the 21st century
19:23Oh, yeah? How's you gonna do's that?
19:25We were gonna use a time machine to go back to the first Christmas Eve and have a chat with Santa
19:28Time machine
19:29Alright, I'll bite
19:311720 North Pole
19:33That's when Santa became Santa
19:34You goes there, maybe you can give Christmas how much you need to kick in the pants
19:38Thanks
19:39I guess your arm would help her too
19:40Oh, is that an elf crack?
19:42No, he just meant that I
19:44Ha!
19:45I'm just busting your chops
19:47We're on the same team
19:48Look at me, 300 years of pointy hats and pointy shoes isn't enough
19:51I'm an elf, not a clown
19:52Why can't I wear something nice?
19:54So you want us to tell Santa that elves need new clothes?
19:56Oh, I didn't say that, yous did
19:58Alright, we're done here, beat it
20:00And take your man baby with you
20:02He's coming up the works
20:03And a giraffe man
20:05That's the G's
20:06You need a break or should we push through to the Z's?
20:10Ha!
20:11Chair!
20:12Add that to the chuzz
20:14Dear Mr. Claus
20:15I'll forego the pleasantries and get straight to my Christmas demands
20:18In order of priority
20:20One, bring back Smickleflap's ham nog, obviously
20:22Two, facial hair
20:24Preferably a mustache, but a soul patch will suffice
20:27Three, absolute power
20:29Four, the...
20:30Merry Christmas Melvin
20:31I should've replaced mother with a guard dog
20:33And Christmas is next week, you cracked ornament
20:35Yeah, but we wanted to give you an early gift
20:37Let me guess
20:38Is it a spring-loaded boxing glove?
20:40Or a set of propeller bow ties?
20:43Or is it a rabid badger?
20:45You have to open it to find out
20:49Very well then
20:50Behold, the anti-depressant 2000
20:54Built for precisely this occasion
21:02What was that?
21:03Uh, war moose
21:04A tornado
21:05My fault for asking
21:09Who's there?
21:10Spring-nado
21:11Spring moose
21:11Why do I bother?
21:16Where's he going?
21:17Bathroom?
21:18Toilet moose
21:21Toilet moose
21:22Toilet-nado
21:23I wait for the future
21:28Ah-ha
21:29It's...
21:30It's...
21:31It's beautiful
21:32We had Bo make it for you
21:34Yeah, now you can drink ham nog out of your own head
21:36Oh
21:37Oh
21:42I'll be right back
21:44I think he's really touched
21:46Got it
21:47And
21:47He'll never even know I was here
21:59In this mug is perfectly lukewarm ham nog
22:02I have never before shared it with another living creature
22:05Not even mother
22:07Go!
22:07But now
22:09The three of us
22:11Will drink from this mug together
22:15Forever
22:16Cementing our bond of everlasting friendship
22:19That's awfully nice of you, Melvin
22:22Uh, but we had a big lunch
22:24Yeah, no
22:25Drink!
22:26Chapter 6
22:27Here comes Santa Clash
22:28In which they all travel back in time to meet Santa
22:31Ugh
22:32I'm never gonna get that ham nog taste out of my mouth
22:35Nothing should be that chewy
22:36Oh-ho
22:37Did you guys just eat tires?
22:38Been there
22:41Ooh, good tires, am I right?
22:44So this is the North Pole in 1720
22:46There's nothing here
22:47Nothing except that
22:49Oh-ho
22:49A giant gingerbread house
22:51Maybe that's where those cute little elves live
22:57Their hammers aren't cute
23:01Intruders
23:01Attack
23:02Attack
23:02Oh no, they're attack elves
23:05Cover your knees
23:07As you can't do it
23:07Oh-ho
23:08Oh-ho
23:09Oh-ho
23:09Oh-ho
23:10Ah-ha
23:11Ah-ha
23:12Ah-ha
23:14Ah-ha
23:15Ah-ha
23:16Ah-ha
23:17Ah-ha
23:17Ah-ha
23:18Ah-ha
23:18These elves are meaner than the elves in my favorite fantasy role-playing game
23:23Wizards and Wallets
23:24Oh, I got an 87. Here's my wallet.
23:32See you next week. I'll bring chips and dip and another wallet.
23:37There's so many. There's an Elvis of them.
23:40That's what you call a bunch of elves.
23:42No, it isn't.
23:43Yeah, but they're short, so when they go low, we go high.
23:46Right, Captain Underpants?
23:48Good thinking. I'll find an escalator.
23:50No, you can fly.
23:51Oh, yeah. I always forget that when it matters.
23:54Whoa!
23:58Flying with friends is fun. We should do this more often.
24:01Yeah, but not here.
24:02Incoming antlers.
24:04Huh?
24:11I don't like these reindeer games.
24:13Oh, ho, ho! Hold the phone!
24:25Get off before we get sued!
24:29Santa!
24:30Sorry, we don't get many guests. Nor any guests at all. Come on in. Just made a fresh batch of cookies.
24:37Wait, why aren't you wearing any clothes? It's 20 below zero.
24:41My motor runs hot.
24:43So, you always wanted to give toys to everyone?
24:45My first childhood toy was a stick. It made me so happy.
24:50But giving it to my neighbor, Maurice, made me realize true happiness is putting others before yourself.
24:57I went around the world looking for someone else who wanted to put others before themselves like me, but everyone said no.
25:03That's when I realized I'd have to make it happen on my own.
25:06So, I emptied my bank account and moved to the North Pole to make a fresh start.
25:12But it was a lot colder than I expected.
25:14Luckily, that's when I met the elves, and they loved my presentation.
25:18So, they helped me build this cottage and a workshop for toys.
25:22And now, we're a lean, mean toy-making machine.
25:25Well, maybe not so lean because of all the cookies, but that's all there is to eat here.
25:29You know, it's the Arctic.
25:31Yeah!
25:33Whoa!
25:34It's Santa's workshop!
25:37This is the sleigh, and you've met the reindeer.
25:40Now, once we're loaded up, I'm going to fly around the world giving trees and presents to everyone.
25:45And tomorrow, December 25th, the world will be a better place,
25:49full of lights and bows and festive songs and colorful sweaters,
25:53and most importantly, the joy of putting others before yourself.
25:57All thanks to Christmas, that's what I'm calling it.
26:00I'm kind of hoping people do the tree part themselves next year, because this app is really sticky.
26:06Anyways, that's the plan.
26:07What do you think?
26:08It's a good plan, really.
26:10But what if you think bigger?
26:12Instead of red bows, laser shows.
26:14Instead of ugly sweaters, cool capes.
26:17Instead of decorating trees, creating tree bots.
26:19Maybe this will inspire you.
26:22Oh, pictures.
26:24Oh, got any more of those cookies?
26:26Tons!
26:27It's a problem.
26:28But my New Year's resolution is to hit the gym as soon as it gets invented,
26:31because it is the 1700s.
26:33Yeah, right.
26:34A couple of months before Christmas, Santa was testing new toys.
26:38Okay, the end.
26:39And that's not all.
26:40You're giving presents to everyone, right?
26:42Well, what about Santa?
26:43Maybe Santa gets a present.
26:45Uh, maybe it's a boat.
26:46Oh, I've always wanted a boat.
26:48Well, this changes everything.
26:50Elves, I'm calling an audible.
26:53Boys, you just booked permanent spots on my nice list,
26:56which is another thing I'm starting.
26:58Uh, I got a tummy ache.
27:00Maybe that's because you ate every single cookie we had.
27:04Oh, sap.
27:05He's on board.
27:06Let's head home and see if it sticks.
27:08And let's skip ahead to Christmas Eve in the present.
27:10Good call, because there's no waiting in Blissmas.
27:12Chapter seven.
27:13So, did it work?
27:23Huh.
27:23I thought things would change, but everything looks the same.
27:26Guess it didn't work after all.
27:27Celebratory tree ignition in three, two, one.
27:33Hit the dirt!
27:36Huh, huh, huh, huh, I'm hitting it as hard as I can.
27:39Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, but it's not working.
27:41Make it stop.
27:42You make it stop.
27:43You have powers.
27:44Oh, yeah.
27:45Why can I remember that?
27:47OK, tree, it's time for you to make like a U and leave.
27:51Or at least stop burning.
27:59Why am I wet?
28:00Where are my pants?
28:01And why am I in the ornament now?
28:03Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
28:05Ha!
28:08Whoa!
28:09Auto tree refill!
28:10A tree fill!
28:11So good.
28:13Kid, get out of the blast zone and mega-blissmas.
28:16Mega-blissmas?
28:18Does that mean?
28:18It worked.
28:19Blissmas is a thing.
28:20Gonna burn a tree that's a rocket, too.
28:23Got a DJ jumping beats that'll make you scream, whoa.
28:25Got a glowing half-pipe for catching holiday air.
28:28And there's lasers! Lasers! Lasers! Lasers! Lasers everywhere!
28:31We're wearing capes! And racing apes!
28:34This is everything we've ever wanted in a holiday!
28:38No more carols to sing! No more sleigh bells to ring!
28:41We're dancing on the hovercraft! Cause Blizzmas is a thing!
28:44Grab a rope and swing! Eat and drink like a king!
28:47We all deserve a jackpot, cause Blizzmas is a thing!
28:51Now that was a Christmas song!
28:53Because it was a Blizzmas song!
28:55Yup! I can't believe Santa got us everything we wanted for Blizzmas!
28:58Including a chili geyser!
29:00Blizzmas is the longest week of the year!
29:03A whole week of this awesomeness?
29:05Including a whole week of presents!
29:07It just keeps getting better and better!
29:09Y-y-y-y-y-ow! Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-oh!
29:12Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-oh!
29:13I can't wait for y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-blizzmas to be y-y-y-y-y-y-oh!
29:17Ow!
29:18Not better for everyone, I guess.
29:19Yeah, Mr. Meaner always loved Christmas.
29:22Merry! Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y Christmas!
29:24Look what I got at Rent-a-Reindeer!
29:26Ho ho ho!
29:27Who's got yet yet yet yet mistletoe?
29:29AAAAAAAA!
29:33Our parents aren't so wild about Blizzmas, either.
29:36Yeah, but they're adults. Adults are never happier.
29:38Ho ho ho, Mega Blizzmas!
29:40People of Pequa, this is your Santa speaking!
29:42Time to get your butts to the Pequa Arena
29:45for tonight's Mega Mechalician Derby!
29:49Mechalician Derby?
29:50No idea what it is, and it's my new favorite thing.
29:54Hey, guys, you ready for some Mechalition Derby?
30:01And we're not asking because we just got here from the past
30:03and we have no idea what it is.
30:04Giant robots smashing into each other again, eh?
30:07Eh, but Blissmas is so awesome.
30:09At first, but then it's just loud, pointless, and obnoxious.
30:13Like other...
30:14Seffy.
30:15Seffy barn!
30:16Wait, I thought everyone loved Blissmas.
30:18What about the lasers?
30:19Seen it.
30:20And the music?
30:20Heard it.
30:21The ho-ho holercoaster?
30:23Thin bar!
30:23Virtual Blissmas?
30:24Done that.
30:25Oh, the Blissmas bobcat bit me again.
30:28You guys are crazy.
30:29Blissmas is awesome.
30:30Yeah, you could be decorating a tree instead of launching it.
30:33That actually sounds nice.
30:35Okay, but would you rather have boring plates of cookies
30:38or exciting cookie drones?
30:43Boring plates, boring plates!
30:47I'd like to eat one thing baked like a ham
30:50instead of a bunch of stuff each-hang-ed.
30:53Singing is easier when you're not winded from dodging.
30:57Dodging!
31:05Wow.
31:05It'd be nice if everyone spent this holiday putting others before themselves.
31:09Especially Santa.
31:10What do you mean?
31:11Santa always thinks about other people.
31:13That's why he gives presents to everyone.
31:15Wrong.
31:15Santa doesn't give presents to anyone.
31:18He gets presents.
31:19What?
31:21Whoa, wait, wait.
31:22Where are your presents for Santa?
31:24We don't have any.
31:26You don't have presents for Santa?
31:29Where's your present for Santa?
31:30I forgot it.
31:32Maybe this will help you remember.
31:36Remember Santa's present.
31:37Remember Santa's present.
31:39George, this present thing is bad.
31:41Is Blissmas a Missmas?
31:42Nah, nothing we can't fix, Miss.
31:44Don't worry, guys.
31:45We're tight with Santa.
31:46We'll wrap this gift rift.
31:48Gift rift.
31:49Hmm.
31:49Gift rift.
31:50That's hard to say.
31:53Oh, hey, it's Yule.
31:55And you got the suit you wanted.
31:56Do I know you?
31:57Oh, that's right.
31:58You haven't met us yet, because time travel.
32:01Anyway, Merry Blissmas.
32:02Merry?
32:03You mean Mega Blissmas.
32:05And where are your presents for Santa?
32:06We don't have any.
32:08Ooh.
32:09Why does everyone keep doing that?
32:11Tell Jingle Boss I got a couple of giftless Garys coming his way.
32:14Chapter 8, Santa Flaws.
32:23This is way better than a Christmas party.
32:25It's like a North Pole nightclub.
32:27Glacier, the North Pole's hottest dance club.
32:29It's so exclusive, no one gets in, because it's a glacier.
32:33Exactly.
32:34Blissmas is amazing.
32:35All we got to do is fix this gift goop with the big guy, and we're golden.
32:38Yeah.
32:39If we fix the GG with the big G, we're G.
32:41I found the big G.
32:43Oh, yes.
32:45Oh.
32:46Emphasis on big.
32:48Georgetown.
32:49H-bomb.
32:50You remember us?
32:51Of course.
32:52I'm Santa.
32:53Jack, Santa.
32:54Yep.
32:54I put down the cookies and picked up the weights.
32:57Oh, you guys want a Blissmas protein shake?
32:59I got ultra-fungal acid, big-time bacon-buried blitz.
33:02We love what you've done with Blissmas.
33:04Isn't it great?
33:05It's got everything.
33:05Lasers, capes, rides, lasers, music, spicy food, robots, lasers, and lasers!
33:10What am I saying?
33:11You guys know all that?
33:12Because it was your idea!
33:14We just have one small question.
33:16Why are you getting gifts instead of giving them?
33:19Oh.
33:19Well, giving was a Christmas date.
33:21Christmas was for everyone.
33:22But this is Blissmas, baby.
33:24And Blissmas is all about me!
33:27That's not in our comic.
33:29Hey, you were the spark.
33:30I'm the fire!
33:31Yeah, but maybe this fire's out of control.
33:34That's what makes it Blissmas, baby!
33:36And don't worry about getting me a gift.
33:38You still get a pass on presents.
33:40They're beyond peace!
33:41After all, without you, there's no Blissmas!
33:44Right, but what if...
33:45And I'm just spitballing here.
33:47You tried giving presents instead of getting them.
33:51Yeah, and then Blissmas would be perfect.
33:52Oh, I got a think-squad-thrust about that one.
33:56Halt!
33:58Halt!
33:59Halt!
34:02Yeah, okay, I'm good.
34:03Good, good, good brain burden there.
34:04All right, here's the deal.
34:05The spirit of Blissmas is go big or go home.
34:08Am I right?
34:09It is?
34:09Yep, and I never go home.
34:11Well, I go home after Blissmas.
34:12But I'm here now, so you're on!
34:14Really?
34:15Sure!
34:15All you have to do is win the Blissmas, Michaelisha Derby!
34:18Say what now?
34:19Win the Blissmas, Michaelisha Derby!
34:21Say what now?
34:22Michaelisha, it's the big kahuna of Blissmas traditions.
34:26If you guys defeat all the robots, I'll do whatever you say!
34:29And if we lose?
34:30You join my elf team.
34:32After all, if it's not high stakes, it's not Blissmas!
34:36Uh, yeah.
34:37We so no robo.
34:39Right.
34:39We're so robo-gung-ho.
34:41Uh-oh, no, no.
34:42Like you two single cells could ever defeat my robots.
34:46Melvin, you work for Santa?
34:47I don't work for anyone, entry-levels.
34:49I'm a robo-consultant.
34:51So, no dental plan?
34:53I'm in it for the nog.
34:55Mmm.
34:56Gummy.
34:56I built robots, and Santa gave me all the remaining ham nog on Earth.
35:01Mmm.
35:01Oyster-y.
35:02I don't know why he likes it.
35:03It tastes like fish fire!
35:05That's because those vile protein shakes have destroyed your taste buds, you hulking cry for help.
35:10I can't believe ham nog is a thing in this timeline, too.
35:14Yeah.
35:14Maybe we should give it another shot.
35:15It's even worse than I remember.
35:20So gluey.
35:24Aw, come on.
35:26We haven't even started yet.
35:27Sorry, buddy.
35:28I'll get some tape.
35:30This is a lot more dangerous than I thought.
35:32And we so don't know robo.
35:33Nope.
35:34We're robo-no-go.
35:35But who needs bots when you've got briefs?
35:37I told you, steak or break.
35:41You'll never break me.
35:42I just wish I had more stomachs and more steak.
35:45Crufts here?
35:46Man, talk about luck.
35:47Or lazy writing.
35:51Troll-alicious!
35:52But I got a steak egg.
35:54Better put a steak on it.
35:56Captain Underpants, we need you to win a robot demolition derby.
35:59But I'm not a robot.
36:00We can fix that.
36:01With tinfoil.
36:03Fix.
36:03I'll say.
36:04I'm like a burrito now.
36:06Chapter 9, Season's Beatings.
36:09Mega Blizzmas!
36:10Are you Blizzmas bandits melting down for megalition?
36:20Robots!
36:20Take the battlefield!
36:33Okay, Cap.
36:34Get out there and show them who's Robots!
36:37Will do.
36:38But first, where's the robo-bathroom?
36:40Because I got a ro-go.
36:41Not now.
36:41You got a win sustain and it gives everyone presents again.
36:44And then everybody will love Blizzmas as much as we do.
36:46Just in case you forgot why they were doing this.
36:48Okay.
36:49I'll try to ro-hold it, but no promises.
36:53Hey, how's it going?
36:54You a robot here for the robot fight?
36:56Yeah, me too.
36:58You can tell because I'm shiny.
37:00Mega Blizzmas to all.
37:01And to all a good fight!
37:14Ho-ho!
37:14I'm sinking you down!
37:16Nailed it!
37:17Huh?
37:19Hey!
37:19Wait for me!
37:20No, my meat!
37:40That was a big mistake.
37:44Get it?
37:44Because steak!
37:45Captain Underpants!
37:51You did it!
37:51You saved Blizzmas!
37:53This calls for a steak dinner!
37:55Oh, I'm all staked out.
37:56But I left room for pie!
37:59Ho-ho-hold on!
38:00Santa?
38:01You look different!
38:02Did you get a new head, face, and body?
38:04I said you had to beat all the robots!
38:06He did beat all the robots!
38:08Not quite.
38:09Melvin!
38:09Behold!
38:10My greatest Blizzmas robot!
38:15Mech the Hall 2000!
38:18I forgot to mention, I always win, Mechalition, because Blizzmas is all about me!
38:24Yeah, he's definitely gonna win.
38:27Chapter 10.
38:28The Incredibly Graphic Violence chapter presented in Decorama.
38:31Because when it comes to robot Christmas trees, if you can't beat them, decorate them.
38:36No cane, no game.
38:38Get it?
38:38Because I don't...
38:39Watch out for these, Santa Claus.
38:42Mechal!
38:42Ow!
38:43And a jar on top.
38:45Wait, is it a jar or a star?
38:47I can't ever imagine.
38:49Huh, huh.
38:50Yep, I'm getting my ham baked.
38:52But the good news is, my mouth tastes like a clean bathroom.
38:55He's getting his jingle bells rung.
38:59Of course.
39:00What part of Greatest Blizzmas robot was unclear?
39:03Hmm, briny.
39:04Remember what that ham nog did to Melvin's robot chair?
39:07Yeah, it totally jacked it.
39:09Right.
39:09So maybe the nog will wreck the walls for Mechalz.
39:12Yeah, but Melvin loves that ashy, stretchy goop more than anything in the world.
39:16Small price to pay to save Blizzmas.
39:18Uh, Captain Underpants, you need to nog that tree.
39:21Okay, Bid's losing.
39:33Nog!
39:37Five seconds rule!
39:40We did it!
39:41We beat all the robots!
39:42So Santa will start giving presents instead of getting them!
39:45Just in case you forgot about that.
39:53Oh, no, I won't!
39:55I'm not Santa Claus!
39:57I'm Mechanic Claus!
39:59It's okay.
40:10We can still save Blizzmas!
40:14George, I see the light!
40:17That's a 5,000-watt LED stadium floodlight.
40:20Kind of hard to miss.
40:21No, I mean this poem.
40:23I finally get it.
40:24We shouldn't be trying to save Blizzmas for ourselves.
40:27We should be trying to save Christmas for everyone else.
40:29Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Born is the King of Israel.
40:43Oh, now I get it.
40:45Yeah, and we broke Christmas.
40:47So now we gotta fix it.
40:49By making sure everyone gets it.
40:50Even Santa.
40:51Here comes a ho-ho TKO!
41:06Right, because you're Santa, and you're gonna punch me until I'm unconscious.
41:12Ooh, my nose is glowing!
41:14It's like a nightlight for my head!
41:18Tis the eve for the day towards Christmas.
41:21The village is brimming with cheer.
41:23There is no Christmas cheer!
41:25Only Blizzmas beer!
41:28The blacksmith is sniffing, the seamstress is seeming.
41:31For soon old Saint Nick will be here.
41:32No, no he won't.
41:33I'm here.
41:34I'm Mechanic Claus!
41:36Hey, are you supposed to be glowing like that?
41:38Eight flying reindeer, a pole in his sleigh.
41:41Full of gifts to deliver, all in one day.
41:44He slips down the chimney with nary a peep.
41:47Then glides through the house as the children still sleep.
41:50He places the presents under the tree.
41:53Then helps himself to a cookie or three.
41:56Three!
41:58And with that, Santa whispers, winking his eye,
42:02Merry Christmas to everyone,
42:04and returns to the sky.
42:07And that was when Mechanic Claus remembered
42:09it was his job to bring Christmas, not Blizzmas, to everyone.
42:13And a most wonderful thing happened.
42:15Mechanic Claus became the Santa Claus he was meant to be.
42:19Ho, ho, ho!
42:21Merry Christmas!
42:25Christmas is back, baby!
42:26And I have something for everyone.
42:29Elves, fire the gift-zookas!
42:33Gift-zookas?
42:34I guess a little Blizzmas can't hurt.
42:38Ah!
42:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Blizzmas, blunt force trauma.
42:41Thank you, George and Harold,
42:43for reminding me what Christmas was meant to be.
42:47I don't know what I was thinking for the last 300 years.
42:50Well, it's kind of our fault,
42:52because he went back in time and gave you our comic.
42:54The point is, Christmas is back.
42:56That's right.
42:57And what would you two like for Christmas?
42:59A hovercraft?
43:00Oh, maybe a treehouse upgrade?
43:04Anything!
43:05Name it, and it's yours.
43:07Thanks for my giraffe guy, Santa.
43:09Come on, Jeff-Rap.
43:16Tis the morn of the day that is Christmas.
43:19Blizzmas is no longer a thing.
43:21For Christmas was already perfect,
43:23though Blizzmas had lots of zing.
43:25And why is Christmas so awesome?
43:27For a reason both simple and true.
43:30Because Christmas is all about others,
43:32instead of being all about you.
43:40Happy holidays, Melvin.
43:42And to all a good nog.
43:43You know, giving is better than getting.
43:45Oh, so yous don't want your presents.
43:47Here you go, boys.
43:48Compliments of the jingle bus.
43:50You're invited to the premiere of The Last Blizzmas,
43:53a true story of how George Beard and Harold Hutchins saved Christmas.
43:56A Santa Claus film starring Lee Dingman.
43:59George, Santa made a movie about us.
44:01That's even better than a TV show.
44:03Now, why won't this giraffe guy leave me alone?
44:06We never stopped believing in you, Santa.
44:09Even after you got jacked and started dying your hair.
44:12Thanks, boys.
44:13Now let's go celebrate Christmas.
44:17First, let's fight this dinosaur made of fire for some reason.
44:20I'm in a movie.
44:28You really can't beat Christmas.
44:30Nope.
44:31You'd have to be nuts to even try.
44:33Handsome, smart, and funny, too.
44:35Woo!
44:36That line took forever.
44:37So, when does the movie start?
44:41Aww.
44:41That line took forever.
45:11So, when does the movie start?
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