Los Serrano - 1x04 - El atlético de Santa Justa F.C. - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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El presidente del Club Atlético de Santa Justa fallece durante una cena homenaje que le ofrecen los socios. Andrés y Santiago rivalizan por el puesto de presidente y el ambiente del barrio se verá afectado por este asunto ya que ambos intentan ganar votos a su favor.Por otra parte un retraso tiene preocupada a Lucía, quien cree que está embarazada. Agobiada se lo cuenta a su madre y a Candela y les pide que guarden el secreto. Por la noche , para tantear a su marido, le cuenta el problema como si le hubiera ocurrido a una amiga de Barcelona, y Diego, que es muy retorcido, sospecha que la embarazada es Candela. Y no puede resistir la tentación de contárselo a Fiti.

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00:00:00Every family has its problems, that's what my neighbor says, who also happens to be my grandmother.

00:00:24But what I believe is that in some they cook more than in others.

00:00:28And I say this because one of the worst times for my family has arrived, and that is exam time.

00:00:36Stay still and keep studying! Come on!

00:00:40And it's much worse since we got new sisters, because she tells Guille that something strange has happened,

00:00:47which is not from nature, but which could also be of interest to scientists,

00:00:52And it consists of the fact that we now seem much more like scrawny fools than before.

00:00:56And because they are women, they learn the lessons just by reading them once.

00:01:03They also have other abilities, such as talking and seeing the fabric at the same time.

00:01:08Guille believes this is a matter of genetics, and that nothing can be done about it.

00:01:13What I see is that they're leaving us in the dust.

00:01:16And what fault is it of ours that they have those genes from birth? I ask myself.

00:01:24Dad doesn't take this injustice of human nature into account at all.

00:01:28And he ended up getting really angry.

00:01:30We had already seen dads, many times. What we couldn't even imagine was that things could get much worse.

00:01:43On a station platform, under the blazing sun, you were talking about a skyscraper in the New York sky.

00:01:52Come soon to see the sea and send a postcard.

00:01:56I already knew that day was the end.

00:01:58Now I have much more red, black, stop, and a pair. Finally, luck brings an ace and a crystal to look through.

00:02:09And a wall to hang it on. Seven smiling faces in the ID photo.

00:02:15My stories were not about tales made by chance.

00:02:21Nobody told me that destiny was giving me this opportunity.

00:02:26One plus one equals seven.

00:02:31Who would have thought?

00:02:35It was so easy to be happy.

00:02:39Come on, let's go.

00:02:49Come on, wait a minute, man.

00:02:51Come on, wake up, kids, wake up.

00:02:53In this, the best year in our history, we also want to thank Don Gervasio for his dedication.

00:02:57Then comes the dedication part.

00:02:58With Atlético de Santa Justa.

00:03:00It has been the relationship of the championship.

00:03:01How are you? Good morning.

00:03:02It is thanks to the efforts of our youth players, who were children not long ago.

00:03:04Children.

00:03:05And now they have become heroes.

00:03:07In heroes.

00:03:08How beautiful and what a reason, Santiago.

00:03:10Come on, my little bar is going to burst.

00:03:11I'm serious.

00:03:12Oh, really?

00:03:12Well, next time you write it.

00:03:14It always falls to me to give the little speech.

00:03:16What's up, Santiago?

00:03:17Are they going to give you the Nobel Prize or what?

00:03:18The Nobel Prize for best blockhead.

00:03:21This is a speech we give every year for the luncheon honoring the president of Atlético.

00:03:25Come on, look, Eva.

00:03:26Like when they carry the escatos in Barcelona, we also gave speeches.

00:03:29This is serious.

00:03:31It's football.

00:03:31Careful.

00:03:32Be careful, Eva, please.

00:03:33Of course, silly.

00:03:34It's that thing that turns guys into Neanderthals on Sundays.

00:03:37Nobody in what?

00:03:38Dude, say something to him.

00:03:40It's much more than that, sorry.

00:03:41It's a way of life.

00:03:42Atlético de Santa Justa is a family tradition.

00:03:45And besides, my uncle and my father are the ones who run the whole operation there.

00:03:48And not that old codger, that Gervasio.

00:03:50Because he doesn't understand anything.

00:03:52A kiss.

00:03:53Good morning.

00:03:54Lucia, look, I'm saying that I'm going to fail by half a point.

00:03:58Because at the end of the day, what is half a point compared to the happiness of this family?

00:04:01It really is nothing.

00:04:02Don't say it, because that's the difference between doing it badly or just okay, sweetheart.

00:04:06Yes, Mom, well, if you raise his grade by half a point, you'll give me an A+, which is a night and a half.

00:04:10Alay, I want my grades to go up too.

00:04:12Stay still, stay still, man, stay still.

00:04:14Leave that there.

00:04:15Let me accumulate it.

00:04:16And one thing, Guille, instead of bothering Lucía, what you need to do is look at your sister and study a little.

00:04:21Because begging for a few tenths of a point is for miserable people, for miserable people.

00:04:25Have some dignity, kid, you're a mountain man.

00:04:28Would you like a little coffee, Lucia?

00:04:29No, no, no, my system is a little jumbled up.

00:04:32That?

00:04:32Call the doctor.

00:04:33No, no, no, no.

00:04:34Raúl is there with his new motorcycle.

00:04:38Hey, what's up, what's up, what's happening!

00:04:40Did Fiti buy me a motorcycle from Raúl?

00:04:42No, man, it's his uncle Andrés.

00:04:44Oh, how cute.

00:04:45No, what...

00:04:46Marcos, wear your helmet, okay?

00:04:48When do you wear a helmet?

00:04:50If you don't have a motorcycle.

00:04:51I'm preparing myself in case I ever win the lottery.

00:04:54What, what?

00:04:55Excuse me, what do you mean, "someday" when there's a lottery?

00:04:57In other words, you're not going to get anything at all, because I remind you that you failed five subjects this year.

00:05:01Five!

00:05:02Do you think you deserve a motorcycle?

00:05:04No, Dad.

00:05:05That.

00:05:05And I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you that you seem to have been born tired, son, because I saw you asleep on top of the book earlier.

00:05:10Well, look, you've already pissed me off.

00:05:11If you fail one more, you won't be allowed out for the entire month.

00:05:14You've come in, Guille, don't go, I can see you.

00:05:16You don't go out all month.

00:05:18And goodbye, children.

00:05:19I love you all very much.

00:05:20Have a great day at school.

00:05:21You are on a deserted island.

00:05:25Who would you take with you?

00:05:26Brad Pitt, Miguel Ángel Muñez or Pedro.

00:05:29I don't know, Pedro.

00:05:31Good morning.

00:05:32Hello good morning.

00:05:34Good morning!

00:05:38Okay, guys, tomorrow we're going to have a language exam.

00:05:42Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!

00:05:45Shut up!

00:05:48Shut up!

00:05:48Just so you know, this is an opportunity for those of you who failed to pass.

00:05:52Shut up!

00:05:53Shut up!

00:05:54And for those who want to improve their grade, to improve it.

00:05:58Okay?

00:05:58Yes, let's go.

00:05:59Let's see, let's talk about what we'll do tomorrow for the exam.

00:06:02Pay attention.

00:06:03Yolanda, to the blackboard.

00:06:08This opportunity has come about thanks to my connections.

00:06:10Well, I've been talking to her this morning and I've asserted our rights.

00:06:15Have you turned into a fool, Gili?

00:06:16And you too?

00:06:17Are you telling me that you've spoken to her to convince her to give us another exam?

00:06:20Yeah.

00:06:21You have to identify the subject and the predicate.

00:06:25In other words, instead of failing this exam once, he has to fail it twice.

00:06:28But you're stupid.

00:06:29Let's see, let's see, let's see.

00:06:30And then, direct or indirect object.

00:06:31I don't know if you've noticed that I live in the same house as her?

00:06:37That the wall of his room is the same as mine.

00:06:39Okay, Yoli.

00:06:40And I know where he hides certain documents.

00:06:42There are so many shots, you're a genius, huh?

00:06:44Better than the golden boy.

00:06:46Well, I don't know, I know.

00:06:48But you can't live on words alone, and...

00:06:50Eh, eh, eh, eh.

00:06:51And what does that mean?

00:06:52I don't know.

00:06:53Imagine I want some new sneakers.

00:06:56I mean, if the shop assistant isn't going to give them to me because this South American guy said I'm a genius.

00:06:59What, Rastigashigo, do you want us to give you money for the questions?

00:07:02We're both geniuses now.

00:07:04Well, the weights are bad.

00:07:06Okay, okay.

00:07:07Guillermo.

00:07:09Yeah?

00:07:09That?

00:07:10To the blackboard.

00:07:11Oh ok.

00:07:14Diego, put your arm around Andrés as if you were carrying him.

00:07:17Come on, the gunboats of '84.

00:07:19Stop joking around, shoot already, man!

00:07:21Diego, with that sour face I'm not getting you out of here.

00:07:22Stop it already, man!

00:07:23Let's go in there!

00:07:24There it is!

00:07:26There!

00:07:26Hey Santiago, I'm thinking we could have lunch somewhere fancy sometime, right?

00:07:32In a hotel lounge or something like that.

00:07:34Are you crazy?

00:07:35Do you know how much money that would cost us?

00:07:37Why would we leave our money with the king?

00:07:39Yes, man, we can leave it at your tavern, sure.

00:07:41Moreover, those things are not brought by Gervasio, who agrees.

00:07:45Come on, kids!

00:07:46Let's all eat!

00:07:48Come on, sit down, come on, sit down.

00:07:50Come on!

00:07:52Let Santiago speak!

00:07:54Let him speak!

00:07:55Let him speak!

00:07:56Let him speak!

00:07:56Let Santiago speak!

00:07:58Let him speak!

00:07:59Let him speak!

00:08:00Let Santiago speak!

00:08:00Let him speak!

00:08:01In this, the best year in our history, we also want to thank Mr. Gervasio.

00:08:09Gervasio, Gervasio!

00:08:13Don Gervasio, your dedication!

00:08:16Today, as I was saying, Santa Justa is the revelation team and a strong candidate for promotion, as the As newspaper of April 12th, page 35, rightly states.

00:08:32But it has taken many early mornings, a lot of work and above all, a lot of enthusiasm.

00:08:51I would like to ask for a round of applause for Diego and the team captains.

00:09:02Don Gervasio, on behalf of all of us, we wanted to give you something very special, right?

00:09:16Help, help.

00:09:21No, no, no.

00:09:22No, Sánchez, you're going to break it, stay still.

00:09:27Don Gervasio, those are the last boots he wore when he scored the famous goal in '66.

00:09:32Well, we thought he'd like it.

00:09:41What I do?

00:09:43He says he'll let you know when the 10 bottles arrive.

00:09:45Well, well, from now on, he dares.

00:09:48Hey, but he mixed it up, he mixed it up.

00:09:49Listen to me.

00:09:51A little bit of ham and a little bit of chorizo, that's what's missing there.

00:09:54What's happening?

00:09:55What's happening?

00:09:56I'm going to call an ambulance.

00:09:59Call, call, call.

00:10:00Careful, look, site, site, site.

00:10:02You guys let me eat tripe, man.

00:10:05I saw that the cave was closed.

00:10:08What is being celebrated?

00:10:09Saint Iberian?

00:10:10Sanchichón?

00:10:11Llama, it's a celebration of the football team.

00:10:14It's the same every year.

00:10:15Between the speech and the food, it feels like the Oscars awards ceremony.

00:10:18And it's food from a shitty little team.

00:10:20That's football.

00:10:22They won't remember your birthday, but they will remember the team.

00:10:25Know?

00:10:26Fiolín eats more than you, huh?

00:10:27Ah, you've seen it.

00:10:28It's like a baby, it doesn't eat anything.

00:10:29Now that I'm smoking.

00:10:30No, no, no, smoking either, my brother won't let us, but...

00:10:32Okay, fine, I'm not feeling well.

00:10:34So don't be annoying.

00:10:35Let's go to the clinic and see what they say.

00:10:37No, no, no, no.

00:10:37Yes, come on, let's go to the clinic, it's sure to whet your appetite.

00:10:39What a party!

00:10:40Okay, I'm stressed.

00:10:42Is it because of the exams or because...?

00:10:43Come on, Lucia, I've already helped you with the exams, haven't I?

00:10:45No, and the house, have you seen the state of the house too?

00:10:47And why haven't you seen all the ironing I have yet?

00:10:50Because if not...

00:10:50Come on, and besides that...

00:10:52That...

00:10:53I'm four days late.

00:11:00And of course, you're not referring to exams.

00:11:04Oh, daughter!

00:11:06Oh, what joy you bring me!

00:11:08But you haven't even been married for a month.

00:11:10What aim!

00:11:11Mom, it's a false alarm.

00:11:13Or at least I hope so, because otherwise I'll have a fit.

00:11:14Or not Diego, Diego, what do you think?

00:11:16Nothing, he doesn't know anything.

00:11:17How would he know anything?

00:11:18Why would I scare him?

00:11:19But if you're not going to bring joy.

00:11:20But make sure the child looks like you, okay?

00:11:22Mom, please, there are seven of us now.

00:11:24I'm almost forty.

00:11:25And I still haven't gotten hold of Diego's children, okay?

00:11:27No, I breathe.

00:11:30Cristina.

00:11:32Dear.

00:11:33What's up?

00:11:33Is something wrong?

00:11:34Yes, Mr. Gervasio, the president, has died.

00:11:37Come on, in the middle of the meal and the celebration he had a heart attack and died.

00:11:40I'm running to the wake, I'm going to change and then I'll see you all, that's it.

00:11:43Okay, are you alright?

00:11:44Yeah.

00:11:44Poor thing.

00:11:45So, did they take that?

00:11:46Yes, that...

00:11:47Of course, it's a fact of life, isn't it?

00:11:48Clear.

00:11:49Some arrive and others leave.

00:11:52Mother.

00:11:52Poor thing.

00:11:54Poor thing.

00:11:55Poor thing.

00:11:56Poor thing.

00:11:56Thank you!

00:12:26Thank you!

00:12:28Thank you, I'll change downstairs now!

00:12:56Treasure Island

00:13:24It was located several miles offshore.

00:13:28Mille, what are you doing here?

00:13:36Nothing

00:13:37What do you mean, nothing?

00:13:38Still!

00:13:39Stay right there!

00:13:40Still!

00:13:48And this?

00:13:50Look, Dad

00:13:50It turns out I had a question.

00:13:52And I'm going to explain it to Luciana.

00:13:53Well, nothing.

00:13:54But it's a question

00:13:55That it's already been resolved

00:13:55Do you really think your father is an idiot?

00:13:57He's stealing an exam.

00:13:58Come here

00:13:59Against the wall

00:14:00No?

00:14:02Lucía gives you a chance

00:14:03And you, wretch

00:14:04You go and steal the exams

00:14:05You are a sympathizer

00:14:06He is a criminal

00:14:06You don't have to live here

00:14:07In a family

00:14:08In a reformatory

00:14:09You have to be

00:14:09But Dad

00:14:10I don't have anything

00:14:12See how I have nothing?

00:14:15Am I the only one you wanted to pass?

00:14:17So that you would be happy

00:14:18How Lucía takes Teté

00:14:20But...

00:14:21Well, if you want him to be happy

00:14:22So she studies like her, right?

00:14:23Yes, I know.

00:14:24But the thing is, not everyone

00:14:26He's ready, just like them.

00:14:27Even you said so.

00:14:28I wish I were like them

00:14:31They don't need to make an effort

00:14:33But things...

00:14:34They don't stay the same on me.

00:14:35AND...

00:14:36Please don't tell Lucia anything

00:14:39Well

00:14:41Well

00:14:42No, no, I'm not going to tell him anything

00:14:44Good

00:14:44Yes indeed

00:14:45However tonight comes.

00:14:46And don't get caught.

00:14:47And you don't ruin it

00:14:48I swear, Dad

00:14:49Really

00:14:49I swear to you

00:14:51You have to see it

00:15:06We are nothing

00:15:07Absolutely, my goodness

00:15:09Just a little while ago there

00:15:10Living with Leandro already

00:15:11I already have it

00:15:12Look at him

00:15:12Look

00:15:13Look

00:15:13He looks like he's asleep.

00:15:16The poor man

00:15:16That's messed up

00:15:31He looked so good.

00:15:35Well, as much as good looks

00:15:37It was already quite broken

00:15:39And deaf

00:15:40Of course, that's for you.

00:15:41It suited you perfectly

00:15:42Why do you say that?

00:15:48Come on, man

00:15:48That everyone knew

00:15:49That Don Jarbas

00:15:50You could handle it as you pleased.

00:15:51Don't tell me no

00:15:52Hey, Andrés

00:15:54A little bit of respect

00:15:56And don't talk nonsense.

00:15:57Well, fuck

00:16:00At least he acknowledges it

00:16:01You've been sucking up to them.

00:16:02Throughout all these years

00:16:03Whether it's the advertising on the t-shirts

00:16:05Whether it's the management of the canteen

00:16:07Come on

00:16:07You're getting money from all sides.

00:16:09Grim Reaper

00:16:10More money that we lose

00:16:12We've put in more money than anyone else.

00:16:14In Santa Justa

00:16:15Do you understand?

00:16:16But Santiago

00:16:16Don't get angry

00:16:17If it's obvious

00:16:18You, the delegate

00:16:19Your brother the coach

00:16:20Pussy

00:16:21Even your nephew is the team captain

00:16:23And you still tell me that you haven't taken advantage of me?

00:16:25It silences you

00:16:26But oh well, but

00:16:27It's just damn

00:16:27Yeah

00:16:28Andrew

00:16:28You're a pain in the ass.

00:16:29Do you understand?

00:16:30You're a pain in the ass.

00:16:31A pain in the ass

00:16:32Because?

00:16:32Callaros

00:16:32Instead of at a wake

00:16:34It seems we're in the Laguero discussion.

00:16:36Lucia Lucia, come on

00:16:37I'll take care of it.

00:16:38I'll take care of it.

00:16:38Okay, stay still

00:16:39Hey?

00:16:40What's happening?

00:16:41Leave it

00:16:41You have to go in

00:16:42You don't have to go in

00:16:43Of course I have to go in

00:16:44I need to know what this is all about.

00:16:46What's the point?

00:16:47So, from now on

00:16:48For a new president

00:16:49And you can forget about it now.

00:16:50To profit from all this

00:16:51Not even Jesus

00:16:52That the male

00:16:53Don't let it happen to you

00:16:54Don't let it happen to you

00:16:55What's happening to you?

00:16:56It's happening to you

00:16:57You're an idiot.

00:16:58Pussy

00:17:00I've seen myself as the posture

00:17:02It comes out a little more

00:17:03Chacalme

00:17:03Lots of suits

00:17:05Lots of suits

00:17:06What is it that is running

00:17:08The handkerchief

00:17:09Pussy

00:17:09It's fading

00:17:11Thank you

00:17:13I was accompanied by the feeling

00:17:20I'm sorry

00:17:22You have to see it

00:17:24We are nothing

00:17:26It seems the man is fast asleep

00:17:28Lady

00:17:30A saint

00:17:31A saint

00:17:32It's better if I don't see it.

00:17:33It's better if I don't see it.

00:17:35No

00:17:35Not now

00:17:36That man is like

00:17:37Like a dead man

00:17:38Treasure Island

00:17:45He was

00:17:47Several miles away

00:17:48From the coast

00:17:5123 and 22?

00:17:5445

00:17:55He shoved it up your ass

00:17:56No, no, no

00:17:57But I am being

00:17:57What is the same thing?

00:17:58Yes, it's a lloya

00:17:59Yes, it's a lloya

00:18:00That?

00:18:05We're having a good time

00:18:07Hey?

00:18:07It's just so difficult

00:18:09We need to analyze a sentence

00:18:10It's a verb

00:18:11Subject

00:18:12By a name

00:18:13Direct object

00:18:15Subject

00:18:15I'm going to give it to you, subject.

00:18:16Let's see

00:18:16What you have to do is

00:18:17Imitate your sister

00:18:18That he has achieved a remarkable result

00:18:19It's not that complicated either.

00:18:20Okay, give me an example sentence.

00:18:21And I'll help you

00:18:22I mean, let's see

00:18:23Yeah

00:18:23Treasure Island

00:18:24It was several miles away

00:18:26From the coast, for example

00:18:27Damn, what a little phrase

00:18:29For example

00:18:29In other words, it's worth noting.

00:18:30But hey, it's not that difficult.

00:18:31So, what needs to be done?

00:18:32In other words, subject

00:18:34Verb

00:18:34Predicate

00:18:35Well, once you get there

00:18:36I'm going to the living room

00:18:37Because with those maids

00:18:38You just can't confront someone.

00:18:39Yes, not sleeping either.

00:18:41Okay, very good.

00:18:41Go to the living room

00:18:42Go to the living room

00:18:43But be very careful.

00:18:43Okay, then pass the exam

00:18:44We know each other

00:18:45Careful

00:18:46Yes, yes, yes

00:18:46But we know each other.

00:18:47Let's see

00:18:48Wait, let me help you

00:18:49Let's see

00:18:49What is it?

00:18:52Hey...

00:18:53The...

00:18:54Guille, then we agree

00:18:56"En que encontré" is the verb, right?

00:18:58Yes, Dad

00:18:58He was

00:18:59But I know what it is.

00:19:01He was

00:19:03That

00:19:03Well, the "I know" is already

00:19:05It's the...

00:19:06I know...

00:19:07I know is the supplement

00:19:08No, Dad

00:19:09Compliance

00:19:10The supplement is what you get on Sundays with the newspaper.

00:19:13Yes, well, it's the complement

00:19:15That's it

00:19:15And leave me the painting.

00:19:16Come on, you're making my head spin!

00:19:18Are you being cheeky?

00:19:19Wait a minute

00:19:20Hey...

00:19:21Okay, so we already have the verb

00:19:24In other words, it is predicative

00:19:26Uh, predicative

00:19:26Okay, Dad.

00:19:27I don't think he was there.

00:19:28Let it be a predicative verb

00:19:29That you...

00:19:30Will you shut up already, man?

00:19:31Whether that's predicative

00:19:32Let's see, let's see

00:19:33Let me, I've almost got it

00:19:34Dad, really

00:19:35I'm sleepy

00:19:36Why don't we go to sleep?

00:19:38Okay, then, let's go

00:19:38Go to sleep

00:19:39I almost have it.

00:19:40Come on, go and rest

00:19:41And I'm still here a little bit, okay?

00:19:54Where is?

00:19:58Well

00:19:59Well

00:19:59Well, thanks for bringing me, okay?

00:20:01You are welcome

00:20:01See you

00:20:02Hey, do you want me to help you review?

00:20:04Thanks to me tomorrow

00:20:05I don't care, okay?

00:20:06No, thank you, really.

00:20:07Yeah

00:20:07I've already studied and everything

00:20:08See you tomorrow, okay?

00:20:10Review, review

00:20:10Okay, see you.

00:20:11Bye

00:20:12See you later

00:20:12Dad

00:20:19No

00:20:20Forgive me, forgive me

00:20:21You're completely out of it, huh?

00:20:23No way.

00:20:24Well, I'm here studying and...

00:20:27Just reviewing a bit

00:20:28It seems that...

00:20:29I needed to rest my eyes a little.

00:20:31How was the movie, huh?

00:20:34Yeah

00:20:35And what about Raúl?

00:20:37What, what?

00:20:37How's it going?

00:20:37Good

00:20:38I'm a really good friend now, aren't I?

00:20:45Hey, I'm feeling...

00:20:47I'm sorry about that photo...

00:20:50That one of yours

00:20:50Bikini

00:20:54Look

00:20:54Topless

00:20:55Come on, don't worry

00:20:58If she told me

00:20:58Tete, who was she?

00:20:59The one who took him in

00:20:59It's okay, that's fine.

00:21:01Nothing

00:21:02I'll let you study.

00:21:02See you tomorrow

00:21:03No, if not...

00:21:04I don't know why, huh?

00:21:06If it's not going to do me any good

00:21:07So many dates

00:21:08And so many little battles

00:21:09Have you seen it?

00:21:09It was like, suspend

00:21:12This exam also

00:21:13My father is killing me.

00:21:13Well, man

00:21:15What system do you use for memorization?

00:21:18System?

00:21:19Uh-huh

00:21:19I don't know, the chop

00:21:20The switcheroo

00:21:22A look at a colleague

00:21:23Lately too

00:21:24Because...

00:21:24And what about visual memory?

00:21:26Which?

00:21:28Visual memory

00:21:29It's about relationships

00:21:31Historical events

00:21:33With things from your life

00:21:34For example

00:21:35Let's see

00:21:371492, okay?

00:21:401492, yes

00:21:41The discovery of America

00:21:43Yeah

00:21:44Well, you divide the date into two

00:21:4514 and 92

00:21:46Something that will happen to you when you're 14

00:21:49At 14

00:21:49The first...

00:21:51The first time my mustache gets affected, let's go

00:21:53For example

00:21:54And what about '92?

00:21:56The 92

00:21:57The Barcelona Olympics, aunt

00:21:58Well, that's it.

00:21:59Then you just have to relate

00:22:0114 and the...

00:22:02Sorry

00:22:02I don't know

00:22:04The most Olympic mustache

00:22:06Equal...

00:22:07The discovery of America

00:22:09Wouldn't the pork chop be better?

00:22:12That?

00:22:12All good?

00:22:14Yes, me, Manuel

00:22:15Ah

00:22:16The singer-songwriter

00:22:17Didn't you already quit?

00:22:19No

00:22:20We're on a break

00:22:21While he is on tour

00:22:22I thought that Raúl and you

00:22:24Probably...

00:22:25What are you saying, man?

00:22:27No

00:22:27And if Manuel loves me

00:22:28The thing is

00:22:30Everything is against us.

00:22:31He also wants me to go

00:22:33This weekend in Barcelona

00:22:34To fix it

00:22:35Auntie, that's great, isn't it?

00:22:37Okay, let's see.

00:22:37Where were we?

00:22:38Come on

00:22:38Wouldn't a pork chop have been better?

00:22:42No

00:22:43Let's see, Marcos

00:22:44Okay, 1492

00:22:46Well, the same thing you've done with that.

00:22:47You associate it with the...

00:22:49Marcos, uncle

00:22:50No, aunt

00:22:51That the dream I have

00:22:54My...

00:22:55The eyes

00:22:57Come on, Guille, again

00:23:06Treasure Island

00:23:07Subject

00:23:08Good, very good

00:23:09Exact

00:23:09Direct object

00:23:10Hey, look, Dad

00:23:11I really have to do it.

00:23:12I'm going to leave.

00:23:13We're a team, right?

00:23:14We are a team

00:23:15We are a team

00:23:16We are a team

00:23:16We're doing well, we're doing well

00:23:18I'm not leaving

00:23:18I'll have time now.

00:23:19Hi, daddy

00:23:19Courteous, hello, stay

00:23:20Yeah

00:23:21Good morning

00:23:23Good morning

00:23:24He's really trying, Guille, huh?

00:23:29Last night I was...

00:23:30I mean, it was

00:23:31Until four in the morning

00:23:32Studying, but like a beast

00:23:33I told him that...

00:23:34He should take a look at his sisters

00:23:35And that he studies

00:23:35What do his sisters do?

00:23:36Hey, Diego, look

00:23:37That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:23:38I think that...

00:23:39There's no need to include the expression

00:23:39Comparing them to girls, huh?

00:23:42Okay, fine.

00:23:42How's your stomach feeling?

00:23:45Why don't we call a doctor?

00:23:47No, no, no, no

00:23:47Really, yes...

00:23:48If it's nothing, then good.

00:23:49It's a bit of everything, isn't it?

00:23:51Everything is very new

00:23:51And I'm a little worried, too.

00:23:53No, well, if something worries you

00:23:54Tell me about it and leave your hand

00:23:56Yes, it's just that...

00:23:58It's nothing, Diego

00:23:59Well

00:23:59A friend who...

00:24:02We see each other every day

00:24:03I mean, well

00:24:04See you in Barcelona

00:24:05And the poor thing is almost 40.

00:24:08AND...

00:24:09She thinks she's pregnant.

00:24:11Already

00:24:13AND...

00:24:15And she's from Barcelona.

00:24:18From Barcelona itself

00:24:19Yes, yes, you don't know her, do you?

00:24:20I know her

00:24:21No

00:24:21Already

00:24:22Hey, and...

00:24:24Come on, she must be a friend of yours.

00:24:26But since you seem quite worried

00:24:27But make sure she's a friend of yours.

00:24:28And does the husband know anything?

00:24:29Have they told you?

00:24:30No

00:24:30No, not yet.

00:24:31Oh really?

00:24:32Well

00:24:32I'm going upstairs, I've forgotten.

00:24:36Here goes

00:24:37How are you?

00:24:43Marcos

00:24:43Go for it, eh?

00:24:45Go for it and make it clear you studied all night.

00:24:47I want, I want the house full of outstanding grades

00:24:49So, fill

00:24:50Okay, see you later

00:24:50See you later

00:24:51Bye

00:24:53Let's see, 1769

00:24:56The date Napoleon was born

00:24:58If we use visual memory

00:25:00Well, we have the 17th

00:25:01That's our age

00:25:03And 69 on the other side, right?

00:25:0769, then, yes

00:25:08Do you have a problem with the number 69?

00:25:17Very good

00:25:18Well, as I suppose you've forgotten again

00:25:20The exam rules

00:25:22I'm going to remind you.

00:25:23The one who copies

00:25:25Or help copy

00:25:26It is suspended

00:25:27The one who looks at his classmate's sheet

00:25:30It is suspended

00:25:32The one who speaks

00:25:34It is suspended

00:25:35You have to write with a pen

00:25:37We left the pencil in preschool.

00:25:39Whoever does it

00:25:41It is suspended

00:25:42Well, no, smarty pants

00:25:43It has one less point.

00:25:45And let's see if we can be a little more creative with the chops.

00:25:48That's a shame, isn't it?

00:25:49Well

00:25:50Martinez

00:25:51Change your location with San Martín

00:25:53I don't trust you

00:25:53But what?

00:25:56This is my place, Mom.

00:25:58Mom no

00:25:58Teacher or Candela

00:25:59Change your mind, Martinez

00:26:00Very good

00:26:04We can turn the test around

00:26:06You have 45 minutes

00:26:07Not one second longer

00:26:08Oh, come on!

00:26:18You guys really caused a stir, mate.

00:26:20Fuck

00:26:21Thank goodness the widow has more cataracts than Niagara Falls

00:26:23If he ever sees

00:26:24How did you leave that dead?

00:26:25Get over your milk brother-in-law

00:26:27He's clever.

00:26:28He talks about things he doesn't even know.

00:26:29Whether we have taken advantage of the Santa Justa

00:26:31About what?

00:26:32About what?

00:26:33Well, he has no idea, man.

00:26:34Let's see how many mornings he's gotten up at 7

00:26:36To pick up the kids

00:26:37How many?

00:26:37That's it, that's it

00:26:38In cold, in snow, in rain, in everything

00:26:40The only ones, your brother, you and me

00:26:42With cars going up and down

00:26:44We gave it our all, everything for Santa Justa

00:26:46And if we have gained anything

00:26:48It has been through our effort

00:26:49Santi, look

00:26:51I've already told you, okay?

00:26:53You have more than enough experience to run the club

00:26:55Now there are elections, damn it

00:26:57Why don't you run for president?

00:26:59Hey?

00:27:00Take it away, take it away

00:27:01Troubles for others

00:27:01I have enough on my plate just being a delegate

00:27:03Fuck

00:27:04What's up, Santi?

00:27:06Repeat

00:27:07Hey?

00:27:07We're here, right?

00:27:11And that little smile?

00:27:13What's happening?

00:27:14Do I have a booger stuck in my nose?

00:27:15Hey, you lately

00:27:16Candela no...

00:27:18He hasn't mentioned anything to you

00:27:19Or haven't you noticed anything strange about her?

00:27:23I don't know

00:27:24Besides, he eats like a horse.

00:27:26And she's getting a real belly, you wouldn't believe it.

00:27:28My mom always gets milk.

00:27:30Oh, really?

00:27:31Well, look at that.

00:27:31I'm going to read your cars.

00:27:33What does it say?

00:27:35Yes, look, you'll see.

00:27:36Today, the descendants of this sign

00:27:38What sign?

00:27:39Yours, damn it

00:27:39Yours

00:27:40Today, the descendants of this sign

00:27:42They will find out that they are going to be parents

00:27:44First-hand information

00:27:49Look, look, look

00:27:50How beautiful!

00:27:51Look, look

00:27:52Oh, beautiful, beautiful

00:27:54The new Atlético Santa Justa jersey

00:27:57There, there

00:27:58With the school logo, huh?

00:28:00Hey?

00:28:01That Andrés is going to introduce himself

00:28:02Club President

00:28:03He is already making new proposals.

00:28:04Strip

00:28:04Oh well

00:28:06It feels divine

00:28:07How are you?

00:28:08Oh, really?

00:28:08Yeah

00:28:09It will be presented

00:28:09In case he shows up

00:28:10Let me introduce myself

00:28:11Let him know

00:28:11And let him get ready.

00:28:13There it is, man

00:28:14There it is, man

00:28:14That temperament

00:28:16He is the president

00:28:17What's wrong with you, dude?

00:28:18Here

00:28:18Hey

00:28:21My assholes, huh?

00:28:26Put

00:28:26Give me a little bit of sorbet

00:28:28That?

00:28:30A sip of coke

00:28:31Look at it

00:28:34That guy's wearing some cool sneakers.

00:28:36Yeah

00:28:37You have to admit, this kid has good taste.

00:28:39With air chamber

00:28:40Silent

00:28:41Perfect for fine work

00:28:43Well

00:28:43Do you have the merchandise or not?

00:28:45Clear

00:28:45The wheel here dwarf

00:28:46I'll slap you.

00:28:47Don't just give it to him

00:28:54He is selfish.

00:28:54Give me

00:28:54Let's see

00:28:55Let's see

00:28:56Syntactic analysis

00:28:58Shit, shit

00:29:00And shit

00:29:01Damn, I didn't know

00:29:02What did you expect?

00:29:03It's the only thing we've given this quarter

00:29:04Treasure Island

00:29:07It was several miles away

00:29:09Of...

00:29:09These phrases are awesome!

00:29:10Fuck it

00:29:14And we have the exam in 20 minutes

00:29:16Hey, what's with your little blowjob, dude?

00:29:18Don't get me wrong, it's not my little joke, okay?

00:29:20I don't care

00:29:21But this exam doesn't prove anything in life.

00:29:22I'll leave you now

00:29:24I see you have a lot of work.

00:29:25And in a short time

00:29:26It's a shame we don't have the answers, isn't it?

00:29:29Yes, it's a shame.

00:29:30This is going to be my first failing grade.

00:29:32Knowing the questions

00:29:33That she has them

00:29:35Do you have them?

00:29:37Well, you could say so.

00:29:39Although of course

00:29:39It will change the price a little.

00:29:41Are you stupid?

00:29:42What's the matter?

00:29:42If I get more money out of my dad's business

00:29:44He impales me on the garden fence

00:29:46It shrinks my head

00:29:47It puts me on the fever cutting machine

00:29:49Okay, okay, okay

00:29:50I feel like a gelero, whatever you have

00:29:52Swallow

00:30:10How are things with you?

00:30:11Fucking awesome!

00:30:13I said deathly silence

00:30:15Molina

00:30:22For you

00:30:24This exam is over

00:30:26Long

00:30:27Jiménez

00:30:41One point less, huh?

00:30:45I changed the exam for you

00:31:04On the count of three

00:31:05Two

00:31:06Two

00:31:07Well

00:31:15Time's up

00:31:16You can stop writing now

00:31:17Time's up

00:31:19I said

00:31:19The side exams

00:31:21To the center

00:31:21Come on

00:31:22Buzzing

00:31:22That is

00:31:25Come on

00:31:26Marcos

00:31:27Enter the name

00:31:28Then I don't know who to fail

00:31:29Eva, please

00:31:30The name, Marcos

00:31:33Marcos Herrano

00:31:34Don't write, kid

00:31:36Okay, should I spell it out for you or what?

00:31:40No, no, no

00:31:40Very good

00:31:42Marcos Herrano

00:31:44Poor man

00:31:59He was 85 years old, wasn't he?

00:32:02Only

00:32:02Damn, damn, Diego

00:32:06Father again

00:32:08Sleepless nights again

00:32:09Diapers

00:32:10But

00:32:11What exactly did Lucia tell you?

00:32:13Finally, I love you, it's time, man

00:32:15What do you mean Santiago is running for president?

00:32:19The decisive last hour

00:32:21Go away, go away

00:32:26You're not with me, are you?

00:32:29Your vote

00:32:29It's final.

00:32:30I need it to win

00:32:32Andrés is with Vicente

00:32:33Sure?

00:32:34I just want to know

00:32:36If you're really with me

00:32:37Yes, damn it

00:32:38Clear

00:32:38You see me voting for my brother-in-law

00:32:40Sure?

00:32:41Yes, damn it

00:32:42And stop campaigning already

00:32:43We're carrying Don Gervasio around, damn it!

00:32:45So, we're in a tough spot, aren't we?

00:32:47I'll tell you

00:32:47There are five dead

00:32:49There are two of us.

00:32:50Difficult, and your brothers-in-law

00:32:51He's surely with them

00:32:52And that's the worst part of it all

00:32:55It's having to endure it now

00:32:57Candela with the twisted hormone

00:32:59No, it's just that...

00:33:00I don't understand how you're not excited about it

00:33:01A son

00:33:02You must have been overjoyed.

00:33:04Yeah, maybe you're right, man

00:33:09What the hell?

00:33:10Of course you're right

00:33:10A son

00:33:11I'm going to have a son, man

00:33:12Look, right now

00:33:14I'm going to take Candela.

00:33:15A bunch of flowers

00:33:16Where did you buy the crown?

00:33:18Hey, let's see, let's see

00:33:19Wait a minute, I didn't say anything.

00:33:20Let's not mess things up.

00:33:21No, no, don't worry.

00:33:22I was silent as a dead man.

00:33:23But damn it, Finti

00:33:24A little bit of respect

00:33:25Let's see

00:33:25It looks like I won't be alone on the road to the presidency.

00:33:40I'm only doing it for the club

00:33:42It's a shame it's going to waste

00:33:44After so many jumps

00:33:45Santiago, if you're running for president

00:33:48No, no, man, no

00:33:50I want to live up to expectations.

00:33:51Go fuck yourself, Andesito

00:33:52We are nothing, ma'am

00:33:57We are nothing

00:33:59Finti, damn it, I need you to do me a little favor, okay?

00:34:05Yeah

00:34:06Well

00:34:07Okay, later when I'm done

00:34:08Come with me to my house and I'll tell you, okay?

00:34:12I want to insist

00:34:13But I don't know why Santiago gets like this.

00:34:15If all I'm saying is

00:34:16There are other ways to finance Santa Justa.

00:34:19Nothing else

00:34:19I don't need to, damn it, we know each other.

00:34:20I'm not in the mood for election campaigns right now.

00:34:22There are two candidates, right?

00:34:23Well, I'll vote for whoever I damn well please.

00:34:24Didn't you want me to look at your car?

00:34:26Come on, I'm in a mess.

00:34:27But

00:34:32And this?

00:34:34But you hadn't sold it last year.

00:34:36Well

00:34:37I thought about it some more

00:34:38And in the end, man, it's the same old story.

00:34:40I have her here, laughing her head off.

00:34:42Do you have it here?

00:34:43Under a tarp?

00:34:46The Electra Glide

00:34:48From '86

00:34:49What's wrong with this cutie?

00:34:56Well, it just won't start.

00:34:56But if you don't have time, I'll call technical support.

00:34:59Won't it start?

00:35:01Yeah

00:35:01Damn, it works

00:35:06As?

00:35:08That sounds fucking great, man.

00:35:11Listen, listen

00:35:12Look

00:35:13Rock and roll

00:35:15If all she needs is for someone to take her in and give her a little boost

00:35:19Fuck

00:35:20Fiti, you get along so well with this machine

00:35:22So it's okay

00:35:23I can sell it without any problem, right?

00:35:24As well

00:35:26It's awesome

00:35:28So they're selling it, right?

00:35:30Look, Fiti

00:35:31The only thing that interests me about this machine

00:35:33It's because it's in good hands.

00:35:34Take care of her

00:35:35Let them pamper her

00:35:36And if I make less money from it

00:35:38Well, I don't care.

00:35:39Already

00:35:39But look, listen

00:35:40Take it away, take it away, take it away, take it away

00:35:42Don't force it, man.

00:35:43Not the strong ones

00:35:44Look, look

00:35:45Soft, soft, soft, soft, soft, soft, precious

00:35:48And don't get too strong, love.

00:35:50But he did send me flowers

00:35:51Well, he even gave me the charred croquette greeting

00:35:54What is that?

00:35:56That's it, you're frying the croquettes, right?

00:35:59And he comes from behind.

00:36:00AND...

00:36:01And in the end, your croquettes get burnt.

00:36:02Well, that's it, one of two

00:36:05Or he's got a problem somewhere.

00:36:06Or the house has played poker.

00:36:08Okay, mother

00:36:09How delicious!

00:36:09Lucia, darling

00:36:11Have another pill

00:36:12Now you have to eat for two

00:36:14Hey, look, Mom

00:36:15Don't make me more hysterical than I already am.

00:36:17Okay?

00:36:17I have enough to deal with just this pair of tits

00:36:19They look like two balloons.

00:36:20Oh, yes, yes, yes

00:36:21Well, and in the middle you have the peak of the zebu.

00:36:22Look, daughter

00:36:23What system do you use?

00:36:25Well, everyone's, Carmen

00:36:26Relax, honey, I've got it under control

00:36:28That is

00:36:29Well, and you've finally told Diego.

00:36:31Yes or no?

00:36:32Yes, yes, yes

00:36:33Yeah?

00:36:34Okay, so how is it?

00:36:35When I got pregnant

00:36:35It was difficult because he was vomiting.

00:36:37Well, nothing.

00:36:38I've hinted at it.

00:36:39To see how he was breathing

00:36:40I told him

00:36:40I have a friend

00:36:42That she is pregnant

00:36:43He's close to 40.

00:36:44Try it because right away

00:36:45She realized I was talking about me

00:36:46Because I'm not stupid.

00:36:47Well, Lucia

00:36:49Guys aren't made for subtleties.

00:36:52What did you tell him? That tall tale

00:36:54And he thought your friend

00:36:55I'm the one from Barcelona

00:36:55Sure, and then he jerked off.

00:36:57To his little friend Fiti

00:36:58And then the flowers come.

00:36:59And everything else

00:37:00Man

00:37:01You think?

00:37:03Oh, absolutely.

00:37:04But okay, let's see, Lucia

00:37:05The uncles

00:37:06Everything has to be spoon-fed to him.

00:37:08Chewing

00:37:08Without beating around the bush

00:37:10To the point

00:37:10Honey, you don't control anything

00:37:12I'm pregnant through and through.

00:37:13Otherwise, nothing.

00:37:13Excellent

00:37:15Well, and none of this applies to the Fiti.

00:37:17You girls, huh?

00:37:18Let the man enjoy himself.

00:37:19Send me flowers

00:37:20Chocolates

00:37:20Yes, yes

00:37:21Flowers

00:37:21Chocolates

00:37:22A watch

00:37:22You like it

00:37:23They are the sought-after croquettes

00:37:25Mom, this is carona

00:37:26Hey

00:37:26Well

00:37:28What a shitty exam

00:37:30Your daughter made me

00:37:32Eve

00:37:32It just can't be

00:37:33Well, half of the boxes have been left blank.

00:37:35It has a three

00:37:35But if Eve

00:37:37She hasn't failed a single exam.

00:37:38Well, there you have it.

00:37:39This is going to be a life changer, Mom.

00:37:42I knew it.

00:37:42Tandena, beautiful

00:37:43We lack trust.

00:37:44Why don't you give us two more little crosses?

00:37:47We'd be happy with a five.

00:37:48Mother

00:37:48Okay

00:37:49Yes, but only if it's true

00:37:50A five is enough for me.

00:37:52Well

00:37:52But hey, you can't make a test out of that.

00:37:54Afternoons of surprises

00:37:56Marcos

00:37:56An eight?

00:37:59Oh well

00:38:00I just can't believe this.

00:38:01Well, I say

00:38:02How will he react when I tell him?

00:38:04Hey, why don't you tell him?

00:38:05You know that with the joy I left you pregnant with threshing shards

00:38:08They're both really cute, aren't they?

00:38:10They are ahead of schedule

00:38:10Yes, they are very cute

00:38:12You'll see how you end up pregnant

00:38:13Shit

00:38:14If you wanted

00:38:15The crazy ones!

00:38:24The crazy ones!

00:38:26The crazy ones!

00:38:27The crazy ones!

00:38:29The crazy ones!

00:38:30The crazy ones!

00:38:31The crazy ones!

00:38:32The crazy ones!

00:38:33The crazy ones!

00:38:34I swear I'll burn his car.

00:38:35Come on

00:38:36You have a mother, you idiot!

00:38:38That's why, man.

00:38:39Change it

00:38:39It's a mess.

00:38:40It already looks like a clunker.

00:38:41Man

00:38:41Come on

00:38:41Hey, wait

00:38:43Hey?

00:38:44Uncle?

00:38:44Uncle, uncle, uncle?

00:38:45Did he roll an eight?

00:38:45Marco, did he get an eight?

00:38:46Shh!

00:38:47What has he brought out...

00:38:47Yeah, okay, dude

00:38:48Since Eva has been home

00:38:49It's been like a wake-up call, you know?

00:38:51He has inspired me to study

00:38:52Studying?

00:38:53The fact that?

00:38:54Is it an anatomy?

00:38:55She's my sister, dude.

00:38:56Or almost, okay

00:38:57And she's going to get back with her boyfriend.

00:38:58Yeah?

00:39:00Yeah

00:39:00Well, what do I care?

00:39:02I'm not jealous

00:39:03Besides, I'm only interested in her body.

00:39:04Oh well

00:39:05See you later, go

00:39:06Coñato!

00:39:07Left!

00:39:07Coñato!

00:39:09Marcos!

00:39:11Hello

00:39:12Hey, how's it going?

00:39:13Well, I'm an eight and you're a three

00:39:15Or vice versa

00:39:16That's a load of crap, isn't it?

00:39:18Yes, I'm sorry

00:39:19That sucks, man.

00:39:20But if you want, I'll talk to Candela.

00:39:21And them...

00:39:22I tell myself

00:39:22Okay

00:39:23Don't be an idiot.

00:39:28Just kidding

00:39:29My God

00:39:29What do you want?

00:39:32Should we both fail or what?

00:39:33Keep your eight

00:39:34That way your father won't punish you.

00:39:35So, what about you?

00:39:36I'll try it.

00:39:37I'll pull the next one off with ease, no doubt.

00:39:39Ah

00:39:40Thank you so much

00:39:42Nothing

00:39:43Well, I don't think they'll buy this.

00:39:44Because I've never gotten an eight

00:39:45No?

00:39:46Not even seven

00:39:47Not a six, not a five

00:39:48I think four suggested

00:39:49Four

00:39:50Come

00:39:50You'll see, swindler

00:40:13One kilo, please

00:40:14Okay

00:40:19Okay, thanks.

00:40:20Time to rest

00:40:21Hey?

00:40:22And this weekend

00:40:23Deluxe

00:40:25Cinema, Chinese, bingo

00:40:27But that it is necessary

00:40:27Just ask with that little mouth of yours.

00:40:29Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:40:30Okay, see you later

00:40:31Since they believe I'm pregnant

00:40:34It's like this all day long

00:40:35I'm about to get pregnant

00:40:37Look

00:40:37It's a bargain

00:40:38Oh, really

00:40:39That you're involved in this election thing

00:40:40And they look like the regional elections.

00:40:41Yeah, well, the boys, you know.

00:40:43They need big events

00:40:44To kiss

00:40:45To beat each other up

00:40:46The male universe

00:40:48Football

00:40:48Quillo

00:40:50Remember that tomorrow

00:40:52After eating

00:40:52Are you alone?

00:40:53It's the vote

00:40:55And I don't want to be late.

00:40:56To my own investiture

00:40:57Yes, yes

00:40:58What year was I?

00:40:59Come on, let's have a chat

00:41:00Ah

00:41:00Hey, have you seen that tracksuit?

00:41:02I got a 10% discount

00:41:04Just wait until the kids see it.

00:41:06Yes, yes, it's not bad, is it?

00:41:09Hey, what about transportation?

00:41:12Transportation?

00:41:13You, me, my brother

00:41:15With our cars, as always

00:41:16Why are you making that face?

00:41:21Wouldn't you like us to book you a plane?

00:41:23Man, Santiago, a plane doesn't

00:41:25But a minibus

00:41:26Look, Andrés says

00:41:27Maybe

00:41:28Hire one of those coaches

00:41:31And then also

00:41:33And he's going to try to train

00:41:34In the field of the Madrid youth teams

00:41:36Promise not desperate

00:41:39Furthermore, it cannot pass without your vote

00:41:41Hey, look, my brother-in-law is an idiot, okay?

00:41:46Well, not everyone knows that.

00:41:47But for management, he's a monster, damn it.

00:41:50And he has money.

00:41:51And what does the club need?

00:41:52With money

00:41:52Santi, you've been the delegate all these years

00:41:56And you've done very well

00:41:57Damn, it's a job, then, tailor-made for you.

00:42:00Look, in Madrid

00:42:01They have Valdano and Florentino

00:42:03But here is part of the Bacarabay

00:42:05Well, Valdano, damn it

00:42:06You are our Valdano

00:42:08Look at it this way

00:42:08Have you already let yourself be convinced by your brother-in-law?

00:42:13What did you get yourself as a gift?

00:42:14A lollipop?

00:42:15Damn, I can see you haven't understood anything, mate.

00:42:16Okay, that's great.

00:42:17Here, take it.

00:42:19Let's see

00:42:20How long have you owned a Harley?

00:42:25It won't be the one that's been trying to sell Andrés for a year.

00:42:27And you were complaining that I bought your son with a motorcycle?

00:42:33How could he not buy it?

00:42:35If he has the same henpecked genes as you

00:42:37Look, let's leave the family alone, okay?

00:42:40Santiago

00:42:40I paid for the motorcycle.

00:42:41I'm just being consistent with my ideas.

00:42:43You haven't lost an idea in your life.

00:42:45Rui

00:42:46Lick ass

00:42:47Would you be willing to sell your wife for a spark plug?

00:42:49Shameless

00:42:50You should be ashamed of yourself.

00:42:51Damn, all he thinks about is money.

00:42:53Look, I'm going to tell you something

00:42:54Maybe when you die you'll have a lot of money

00:42:56But it won't do you any good.

00:42:57Not even the priest will come to your funeral.

00:42:59Take

00:42:59Your money

00:43:00To you

00:43:00Never come to this place again.

00:43:05Can you hear me?

00:43:05Anymore!

00:43:06Are you doing well?

00:43:07Hello

00:43:13Hello

00:43:14What's up?

00:43:15Let's go, then, wait, wait

00:43:16So, what about me?

00:43:18What about you?

00:43:19So, what about you?

00:43:20What about you?

00:43:21That?

00:43:22Holy shit!

00:43:23You drew an eight

00:43:24This is my son

00:43:24An eight

00:43:25What does it feel like to have a success like this?

00:43:27Well, no, I don't know.

00:43:28Well, I'll explain it to you, but you don't measure

00:43:29Stay still, you're not measuring

00:43:30You don't measure it, you don't measure it

00:43:30Wait, you're not measuring

00:43:31No, I can't believe it

00:43:35Are we always getting top marks?

00:43:37We didn't even have to take it to the closet

00:43:39Well, for me

00:43:40Okay, for you

00:43:41So you can enjoy it

00:43:42Well, it's second-hand

00:43:44But come on, it's running like a dream.

00:43:45Go up, go up

00:43:45Did you see?

00:43:47If you make a small effort

00:43:48And that's it.

00:43:49I am very proud of you, my son

00:43:50Very proud

00:43:50Good one, Marcos

00:43:51I hope this is the first of many eights.

00:43:54Miss

00:43:56I need to talk to you.

00:43:58Okay, let's move on to enjoying ourselves.

00:44:01One very important thing

00:44:02Yeah

00:44:03Pay attention to me

00:44:03I want to see you with your helmet on until you reach where

00:44:05Yes, I passed it.

00:44:05Okay?

00:44:06You, you, Guille, what?

00:44:14And?

00:44:16A motorcycle?

00:44:28Okay, come on

00:44:29Give it to me

00:44:30I will understand anything you tell me.

00:44:31But Eva, you've never failed the exam before.

00:44:33Oh, Mom, you're such a pain!

00:44:34Nothing's wrong with me.

00:44:35If it's because I'm Manuel

00:44:36That one's not worth it

00:44:37A man who doesn't wash his feet

00:44:40It's not trustworthy.

00:44:41So, do you have a problem?

00:44:42I don't know

00:44:43With the boys?

00:44:44Or maybe you're not really interested in class?

00:44:46Yes, Mom

00:44:46I live tormented

00:44:47Take me to a psychologist, please.

00:44:48No, better to a psychiatrist, okay?

00:44:50For God's sake

00:44:51Hey, don't use that tone with me, okay?

00:44:58Mom, I failed an exam, okay?

00:45:00There had to be a first time sometime.

00:45:01No problem

00:45:02Neither the first nor the last

00:45:05You're not going to Barcelona this weekend.

00:45:07That?

00:45:08Mother

00:45:09Leave me alone, Marcos

00:45:10Lleja, Lucía

00:45:11Don't be like that either.

00:45:12And you stay out of it, okay?

00:45:14Because here we either set limits or we don't.

00:45:15Or this is a mess

00:45:15Don't worry, Grandma

00:45:16Nobody's going to stop me.

00:45:18Let him go to Barcelona

00:45:18I told you you're not going to Barcelona, period.

00:45:20What's happening?

00:45:21What are you going to wear now, in a mountain style too?

00:45:25Marcos

00:45:25Can I see your motorcycle?

00:45:28Yeah

00:45:28I haven't, it's coming to you

00:45:33Wait, please

00:45:34But it's a good thing that pregnancy brings peace of mind.

00:45:43Mother

00:45:45I'm not pregnant, okay?

00:45:47It's a delay

00:45:48A delay

00:45:49And the truth is, you're not helping me calm down much.

00:45:52So stop wearing those booties once and for all.

00:45:55Daughter

00:45:56You're being rude.

00:45:58You remind me of your father

00:46:00Guille

00:46:04Guille, is it possible?

00:46:07Guille

00:46:07What's the matter?

00:46:12Did you not do well on the exam?

00:46:14We have suspended

00:46:15I shit on

00:46:16And why?

00:46:19Was it very complicated or what?

00:46:21I don't know

00:46:22I thought I had done well

00:46:23I thought I was even going to get a good grade

00:46:25I did everything you explained to me.

00:46:28The subject

00:46:30Pronoun, supplement

00:46:31Complement?

00:46:33That

00:46:33With the beating we took

00:46:36Already

00:46:36I'm going to give it to you again.

00:46:37No, no, no, no

00:46:39Don't worry

00:46:39Maybe I...

00:46:41Well, I didn't explain it to you very well.

00:46:42I don't know

00:46:43But Dad, how can you not explain it to me properly?

00:46:47I don't know

00:46:47Perhaps you've done it wrong when correcting it

00:46:49Man

00:46:50I think he has it in for me.

00:46:53What are you saying, Guille?

00:46:54How could he possibly dislike you, Guille?

00:46:55No, no, he doesn't have it in for you.

00:46:56Foolishness

00:46:57I'm sorry

00:46:58Look, I just wanted to make you happy

00:47:00Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:47:01That?

00:47:05Come down for dinner

00:47:06Listen to the motorcycle

00:47:07No, no, no

00:47:07You go away

00:47:08I'm talking to Guille.

00:47:08Now we go down

00:47:09Come on

00:47:10Marcos's motorcycle is beautiful, isn't it?

00:47:16Yeah

00:47:16It was done to me

00:47:17Eye

00:47:18What a guy

00:47:18Wow, she got amazing grades!

00:47:20Yeah

00:47:20The great white hope, huh?

00:47:23Well

00:47:24No

00:47:24Well

00:47:27How long will I be without pay?

00:47:30No no

00:47:31Because I'm going to take away your pay

00:47:32No, no, no

00:47:33I'm not going to take away your pay

00:47:34Because well

00:47:34You've done what you could.

00:47:35You've put in the effort

00:47:35Dude, that's enough.

00:47:36Come on

00:47:37Let's go

00:47:38And also, Otaco

00:47:39We still have the review to do.

00:47:40Hey

00:47:40No

00:47:40I mean that

00:47:42That it's not necessary

00:47:43So that?

00:47:44Yes, yes

00:47:45If necessary

00:47:45Put on the shoes

00:47:46If a review is needed

00:47:47But hey, we have to try.

00:47:48It's a possibility we have.

00:47:49And we have to try

00:47:49You've already tried.

00:47:50Yeah

00:47:50Therefore, it is to participate

00:47:51Because we can't move on.

00:47:53Besides, what for?

00:47:54I know it surprised me.

00:47:55So that?

00:47:55To give me another disappointment

00:47:56Well no

00:48:15Good morning

00:48:17Hello

00:48:18Hey Eva

00:48:20Excellent

00:48:21I don't know how to thank you.

00:48:22Because the motorcycle is awesome!

00:48:24Know?

00:48:25If you want to go anywhere

00:48:26Okay, you can ask me for whatever you want.

00:48:28Okay

00:48:28Marcos

00:48:29We have to tell the truth

00:48:31Okay?

00:48:32Are you kidding me?

00:48:33No

00:48:34Eva, you can't do this to me

00:48:35It's safe, aunt

00:48:36Eva, I was going to tell the truth yesterday

00:48:39But you didn't let me.

00:48:40You can't

00:48:40Don't do this to me now

00:48:42How am I going to tell my father?

00:48:44The truth?

00:48:44But you've seen it as it is.

00:48:46He's going to have a heart attack

00:48:47It's wrong.

00:48:48He's getting old now

00:48:49I know, man

00:48:50But I didn't know

00:48:50That this was going to happen

00:48:51And I have to go to Barcelona

00:48:52This weekend

00:48:53Do you understand?

00:48:54Well, why aren't you next?

00:48:55No

00:48:55You don't explain it to me, Manuel.

00:48:57He understands you

00:48:58Marcos

00:48:59This is my last chance

00:49:00Or this weekend

00:49:02Or never

00:49:02I'm taking a risk.

00:49:04You understand me?

00:49:10I understand you

00:49:10No, don't worry

00:49:12I can already see it with my father.

00:49:13Yeah

00:49:17Eve

00:49:20Tell me

00:49:23No, I can't right now, Raúl

00:49:26Nothing, I'll walk, okay?

00:49:28Thank you

00:49:28Hey, Eva

00:49:29Are you going on a hunger strike or something?

00:49:31You can count on me.

00:49:33How are you?

00:49:35Good morning

00:49:40How are you?

00:49:41How are you?

00:49:42How are you?

00:49:45Time for a shower

00:49:46Time for a shower

00:49:46I was going to take a shower.

00:49:47Yeah?

00:49:50How are you?

00:49:51The morning is very good.

00:49:51Well yes

00:49:52Yes, let's see.

00:49:53Look, it's an oversight.

00:49:54He's gotten a little too confident

00:49:55Do you want me to tell Marcos?

00:49:56Can I give him a hand with his exams?

00:49:58To Marcos?

00:49:58No, no, thank you.

00:49:59Hey, one thing

00:50:01This friend of yours

00:50:02The one in Barcelona

00:50:04Have you told your husband that you are pregnant yet?

00:50:06Because man is in the nascua, isn't he?

00:50:08Well, no, not yet.

00:50:09Maybe he's afraid of what I might say, isn't he?

00:50:12Look, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, let's go

00:50:14How can he be afraid, man?

00:50:15No?

00:50:16That my uncle is going to be delighted

00:50:17Not that I know him, you know?

00:50:19But, but, if you see your friend

00:50:20Tell him that, that, let's go

00:50:22He's surely thrilled to be a father again.

00:50:24Yeah?

00:50:25You don't have that much of a problem?

00:50:27Let's see

00:50:27He has a son's ass

00:50:28No, no, I prefer to teach.

00:50:30No, no, no, man

00:50:31Man, sit down, sit down

00:50:31Sit down

00:50:32Here

00:50:33And I'll help you.

00:50:34Which is it?

00:50:34This one, right?

00:50:35Let's see, let's see

00:50:36Oh, that looked like

00:50:37Come on, let's see

00:50:38Okay, pay attention, okay?

00:50:39There are five chicks in one nest.

00:50:41So, two are leaving, huh?

00:50:43This isn't easy, man.

00:50:44This is about adding and subtracting chicks

00:50:45Which is one thing

00:50:46Okay, I'll continue, okay?

00:50:47Then three leave

00:50:47Eight are coming

00:50:48So, there are five.

00:50:49No, wait, let's see

00:50:50If eight leave

00:50:51But how could I not know how to do it, man?

00:50:52You don't need to know how to do it.

00:50:53This is adding, subtracting, and dividing.

00:50:54And that's it.

00:50:54And I do that every day with the soaps.

00:50:55So, we're going to see

00:50:56But they're not soaps

00:50:57They are chicks

00:50:58Go on, let her go to class

00:50:59I don't want to do it badly like Guille.

00:51:02Calm down, Dad

00:51:09Good

00:51:14Let's move on to our next student

00:51:16Diego Serrano

00:51:17Tavern keeper by trade

00:51:19Without studies

00:51:20Three children

00:51:21Diego

00:51:22Why do you bother coming to class?

00:51:26Because I want to learn

00:51:27And to prove it to my family

00:51:28It's more than just cutting.

00:51:29Serrano ham

00:51:29Yes, well

00:51:30Leave it

00:51:31It's about to fall

00:51:32I look at the little tear

00:51:32Very good

00:51:34Mr. Serrano

00:51:34Our professional tavern keeper

00:51:36First question

00:51:36We have five chicks

00:51:38Two of them are leaving

00:51:38One returns at the end with two friends

00:51:40One of them is Chungallito

00:51:41Of the three that remain

00:51:42One looks out the window

00:51:43Another one falls asleep

00:51:44And another one dies

00:51:44How many chicks do we have?

00:51:46Well, but, but

00:51:46It turns

00:51:48In other words, it comes back five times.

00:51:48They're leaving

00:51:48And there are two left.

00:51:49No, no, no

00:51:50And one dies

00:51:51If it's easier for you

00:51:52You can think of donkeys

00:51:53I don't mind

00:51:54Yes, and the chick

00:51:56There's one who falls asleep

00:51:56The sleeping chick

00:51:57Does that count as a chick or not?

00:52:00I am convinced

00:52:00That the chick that is asleep

00:52:01He adds better than you

00:52:02Mr. Serrano

00:52:03Good

00:52:04Let's find out who it is

00:52:05The weakest student

00:52:06Diego

00:52:11Unanimously

00:52:12And for being a blockhead

00:52:13You are the weakest student

00:52:14Bye

00:52:15Is something wrong, Diego?

00:52:23Hey?

00:52:24No, no, no

00:52:25Nothing's wrong with me.

00:52:26Diego

00:52:26That I am your brother

00:52:28Well yes

00:52:29Yes, it happens to me.

00:52:31I'm feeling really pissed off.

00:52:32Because

00:52:32He has been suspended

00:52:33Here's a test

00:52:34And it's my fault.

00:52:34What do you mean, it's your fault?

00:52:37Well, that's it

00:52:37That he helps Guille

00:52:39Preparing for a language exam

00:52:40No?

00:52:40And for listening to me

00:52:41Well, I've suspended Lucía.

00:52:43And does Lucia know that you've helped her?

00:52:46No

00:52:46Lucia doesn't know, no

00:52:47So, your wife failed you.

00:52:48I wonder if he's going to have a grudge against you.

00:52:50No, no, no

00:52:50I don't know why I'm telling you anything.

00:52:51Because you're all idiots

00:52:52Otherwise, I'm not worried about myself.

00:52:55I'm worried about Guille.

00:52:56Because

00:52:56The poor kid

00:52:57He's going to think his father is a dimwit

00:52:58No?

00:52:58But why are you getting into that mess?

00:53:00If nobody remembers anymore

00:53:01From what he studied in school, man

00:53:02You should have seen him at school

00:53:06I remember Don Alfredo

00:53:09The math one

00:53:09That little son of a bitch

00:53:10He said

00:53:11There are two things I will never see in my life

00:53:14Intergalactic travel

00:53:16And that Diego understands trigonometry

00:53:18Clear

00:53:19Because even as a child he was a bright spark, you know?

00:53:21Good, good, good

00:53:22He's having to touch the little hand

00:53:22And less joking around, okay?

00:53:24Well, besides, the failure thing isn't certain yet.

00:53:26Because she has a check-up this afternoon.

00:53:27No, no, it wouldn't be the first time he's been wrong.

00:53:29To a school teacher during an exam, right?

00:53:30And if not, holidays, Santillana

00:53:32That your head opens up really well

00:53:33I opened the door for you, what else, you idiot?

00:53:35Don't overthink it.

00:53:36The kid would have failed with your help

00:53:38Or without it

00:53:39Anyway, I'm going to accompany him.

00:53:42This afternoon the review

00:53:43Take

00:53:45Give them to Fiti

00:53:48I left them here yesterday

00:53:49But if I have to say

00:53:51Fiti comes here every day

00:53:52When he comes, you give them to him and that's it.

00:53:53No

00:53:54Fiti will never set foot in this bar again in his fucking life

00:53:56Santiago, Santiago, man

00:53:57But don't make a big deal out of it, okay?

00:53:59You've gotten angry

00:53:59Well, a couple of days of sulking

00:54:00And on the third day I'm playing dominoes with a partner.

00:54:02No

00:54:03Fiti and I have broken up

00:54:04Damn, Santiago

00:54:07So, are you going to break up your friendship with Fiti?

00:54:09Over a football argument?

00:54:11No, man, friendship

00:54:12It is much more important than Santa Justa

00:54:13And that anything

00:54:14You can live without football

00:54:16But you can't live without friends

00:54:17Andrés wants to run for president

00:54:21Show up, damn it!

00:54:23Let him do it

00:54:23You and I are above that stuff, man

00:54:25Come on

00:54:26You're right.

00:54:30Put them on now, if you want.

00:54:38But Raúl, come in, damn it!

00:54:52They're not playing alone.

00:54:53To mother

00:54:54What's wrong, old man?

00:54:55How's it going?

00:54:56Well, Andrés

00:54:57You see, here we are training stars.

00:54:59And what are you doing there?

00:55:01I've come to see how the kids are doing.

00:55:02Raul, do you want to go to the extreme?

00:55:06That he was alone

00:55:06And run a little more

00:55:09This kid always does the same thing

00:55:10Let's see if we can wake up a bit, man.

00:55:13You fold it down the sides

00:55:15And then he plays diagonally

00:55:15Sorry, man

00:55:17I'm distracting them

00:55:18And Rivas is coming on Sunday, right?

00:55:20Yeah

00:55:21And you don't even remind me.

00:55:22They are the leaders

00:55:23You're playing like a pro.

00:55:24You don't play them, you don't play them

00:55:25In a good

00:55:25Well, maybe not

00:55:26I think we need to train the kids mentally.

00:55:28They shouldn't play so far back.

00:55:29The bands should do a little more searching.

00:55:30I don't know

00:55:31Excuse me, what did you say?

00:55:33What looks

00:55:33With Raúl as the attacking midfielder

00:55:35And with Marcos and that kid over there

00:55:36I don't know what it's called right now.

00:55:38Guti

00:55:38This, Guti

00:55:38A little further ahead

00:55:40We have talent, damn it!

00:55:41But we're missing the usual thing.

00:55:42The goal

00:55:42Hey, I have one thing

00:55:43Have you already thought of any tactics or...

00:55:45A system?

00:55:46Yeah

00:55:46Look

00:55:47A 4-2-3-1

00:55:49With double pivot

00:55:50I think it's perfect

00:55:51Already

00:55:52With a double corkscrew

00:55:53You're kidding me.

00:55:54Let's see, Andrés

00:55:54What the hell are you doing here?

00:55:56Dude, you're asking me why

00:55:57Yes, I'll ask you and tell you something.

00:55:58To make it perfectly clear

00:55:59I'm the coach here.

00:56:00And for many years, okay?

00:56:04Come on, everyone in the shower

00:56:05Hey!

00:56:07No, but he has come to see us

00:56:09Man!

00:56:10That depends on the board of directors

00:56:11You already know.

00:56:12Come on, guys

00:56:13Come on, we have to win on Sunday

00:56:14Hey, Dad

00:56:15Are you such an idiot?

00:56:17Who does he think he is?

00:56:18What is Peter, bro, or what?

00:56:19No, yes, already

00:56:19No, but I wanted to tell you something.

00:56:21Wait, wait

00:56:21Dad, about the exam and the motorcycle

00:56:24Okay, okay, what's going on?

00:56:26Let me tell you something

00:56:26We are not rich

00:56:28You already know

00:56:28But, let's see

00:56:28A second-hand motorcycle

00:56:30But he wouldn't allow us

00:56:31No, Dad, I know, but it's something else

00:56:32Okay, come on

00:56:34Come take a shower, you're going to get cold.

00:56:35We can talk about it later at home if you want.

00:56:36Come on, let's go

00:56:38Yes, Santiago

00:56:42Yes, it's me, yes

00:56:44Listen to me

00:56:45Are you going to run for president?

00:56:47Guille, Guille, Guille

00:56:58Come on

00:56:59Dad, really

00:57:00You don't need to come in with me

00:57:01I already know what you're going to say.

00:57:03No, shut up.

00:57:04I'm going to go inside

00:57:04This is one thing

00:57:05Both

00:57:06It's a two-way street.

00:57:07If a grade can improve

00:57:08Well, that's better

00:57:09Or that it improves

00:57:10But if it's not necessary

00:57:11Hello

00:57:12How are you?

00:57:13Man!

00:57:14Hey, Diego!

00:57:16What's up, man?

00:57:17How are you?

00:57:17Congratulations on the wedding, huh?

00:57:19Thank you

00:57:20We haven't had a chance to see each other.

00:57:21Thank you

00:57:21Talma, people!

00:57:23He is Guillermo's father

00:57:24Yes, he married the teacher a month ago

00:57:27He is Guillermo's father

00:57:30He married the teacher a month ago

00:57:33Guillermo's father

00:57:35Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye

00:57:37And so is the sagram

00:57:38Mabruxat, Zaira

00:57:41Oh, well, thanks anyway.

00:57:43Well, here we are

00:57:45In the monthly checkups

00:57:47And you're not going to think they're very useful, are you?

00:57:50But we have to try, right?

00:57:52Yes, of course.

00:57:53Have many of the kids done very well or...?

00:57:54No way?

00:57:55Just these four

00:57:55Just these four?

00:57:57He has only failed four

00:57:58The usual four

00:57:59Look, does this guy have me?

00:58:01Do you have me?

00:58:02I don't know how things are with him.

00:58:03Yeah

00:58:03You know what?

00:58:06Because I'm so white

00:58:07He does whatever he wants with me.

00:58:08Good afternoon

00:58:10Okay, let's begin

00:58:11Diego

00:58:12Hey, Guille, he told me to come with him to...

00:58:15Let's see

00:58:16Hey, José María Bellido

00:58:19Come on, we

00:58:20Well

00:58:21Well, good luck!

00:58:23Thank you

00:58:23Oh, I'm studying.

00:58:25Come on, yes, studying

00:58:26See you later

00:58:27Bye

00:58:28Come on, move forward, go on

00:58:29The test is really bad.

00:58:33If you don't wake up

00:58:34Next year

00:58:34You're not passing the grade

00:58:35I'm just a softie

00:58:36If he takes me for a fool

00:58:38Well, although it does apply a little.

00:58:40I'm sure he can prove it

00:58:42The problem is that he gets a little distracted in class

00:58:45He's been daydreaming the whole time.

00:58:46Mother!

00:58:47The most important thing is that the boy studies at home.

00:58:50He should do his language homework

00:58:51And if you have time

00:58:52Well, let him do them with you.

00:58:53How many hours does the boy study at home?

00:59:01It's because he doesn't speak Spanish.

00:59:03But if you want, I can translate, okay?

00:59:05Yes of course

00:59:05I translated

00:59:06Okay, each sentence counts for two and a half points.

00:59:19And the thing is, you've got the most important thing wrong.

00:59:21The predicate and the direct object

00:59:23I don't know, Diego

00:59:24But I thought maybe

00:59:25A private tutor at home would be a good idea.

00:59:27Or I can take a few hours myself

00:59:29And update it a bit

00:59:30Okay, okay, okay

00:59:31That's wrong, isn't it?

00:59:33Boy, stay still

00:59:34Guille, sit here

00:59:36He's explaining it to me

00:59:37And... Guille, that's not the worst of it

00:59:42You have the exact same exam.

00:59:45That the other three who have suspended

00:59:46So next time you copy

00:59:48At least

00:59:49Copy someone who's a bit more studious

00:59:51Okay?

00:59:51But I swear I haven't copied any of those.

00:59:53Okay, calm down, calm down.

00:59:54Calm down, calm down

00:59:54I believe you, son.

00:59:55I believe you

00:59:56Let her explain it to us, Lucia.

00:59:58Okay, let's see

00:59:59The exam

01:00:00Treasure Island

01:00:02It was located several miles offshore.

01:00:05Let's see

01:00:05What question do you have to ask the subject?

01:00:09Who?

01:00:10Very good

01:00:10But very good

01:00:11Hello, Lucia

01:00:12Lucia, what did you say?

01:00:13Treasure Island

01:00:14Yeah

01:00:15Treasure Island

01:00:18It was located several miles offshore.

01:00:20For example, huh?

01:00:21Damn, what a great example sentence

01:00:23That's a big deal.

01:00:23And will you let me have the exam?

01:00:32That's it

01:00:32Let's go

01:00:34Come on

01:00:35If I have failed

01:00:36Well, there's nothing more to discuss.

01:00:37No way, man

01:00:37No

01:00:38Let's finish the review

01:00:39Say

01:00:39See you later, Lucia

01:00:40I have the elections.

01:00:41That

01:00:41Come on, Guille

01:00:41But

01:00:42You know, son?

01:00:53In life

01:00:55Sometimes strange things happen

01:00:56The ones that annoy me

01:00:57For example, it turns out you had

01:00:59The exam questions

01:01:00The day before

01:01:01That's not even mentioning it.

01:01:02That your friends

01:01:03They have taken an exam

01:01:03Identical to yours

01:01:05Is it or isn't it strange?

01:01:08It's weird, Dad.

01:01:10It is indeed strange.

01:01:11And in life

01:01:12And things happen in life too.

01:01:13They are ugly

01:01:14Because deceiving someone

01:01:15That helps you

01:01:15It's very ugly

01:01:17Yes, it's ugly.

01:01:19Very ugly

01:01:21Me too

01:01:22I'm going to have to do something

01:01:23Very ugly

01:01:25Because

01:01:26I've even started to feel guilty

01:01:27Because of your suspense

01:01:28Well, Dad

01:01:29Some blame

01:01:30That you have

01:01:31What will he be guilty of?

01:01:32It's so that he eats you.

01:01:33This quotation mark right now

01:01:34No, Dad

01:01:34I just used the bowling alley.

01:01:36He used it for me

01:01:36Bowling, bowling

01:01:37Guille

01:01:40And those sneakers?

01:01:43Think about it for a little while

01:01:44Before you answer me

01:01:45I bought them yesterday

01:01:49AND?

01:01:51With the money

01:01:52Did you buy them yesterday?

01:01:53With the money

01:01:54What have you gotten from your friends?

01:01:55In exchange for the questions

01:01:55From the exam

01:01:56Am I right?

01:01:57Yes, Dad

01:01:58You're right.

01:01:59You know, son?

01:02:10I'm very tired

01:02:11I don't know what to do with you.

01:02:13You respect nothing

01:02:15Nor to anyone

01:02:16You're deceiving me

01:02:16You steal from Lucia

01:02:17You scam your friends

01:02:18You lie, you manipulate

01:02:19Damn, Guille

01:02:20You're already 11 years old

01:02:22And you'll be very happy

01:02:25What are you doing?

01:02:25Do you think you're so smart?

01:02:27Are you proud?

01:02:29No

01:02:29Me neither, Guille

01:02:32The bad thing is that

01:02:33I don't know what I've done wrong with you

01:02:36I'm so sorry, Dad.

01:02:39Already

01:02:40Already

01:02:41And if you feel it

01:02:42Why are you behaving like this?

01:02:44Don't know

01:02:48Nothing, come on, let's go home

01:02:53But who the hell wrote that cucumber thing?

01:03:09Guille

01:03:10Guille

01:03:11Well

01:03:12First

01:03:13I would like to send greetings to Mr. Gervasio

01:03:15He's surely watching this vote from heaven.

01:03:18Well

01:03:21Rest in peace, amen

01:03:24Let's see

01:03:25Let's see

01:03:26Well

01:03:27Unless someone objects.

01:03:29We will vote by a show of hands

01:03:30As we have always done

01:03:31Any questions?

01:03:33No

01:03:33Okay, before we begin

01:03:36I will write down my vote and Andrés's.

01:03:37We already know who they're for.

01:03:40Diego

01:03:41I vote for you

01:03:43Come on

01:03:43With the command, Santiago

01:03:44I vote for Andrés

01:03:45Santiago

01:03:47Two votes

01:03:48Andrew

01:03:49Two votes

01:03:50The tiebreaker

01:03:52Fiti

01:03:52Yeah

01:03:53Hey...

01:03:55Hey...

01:03:58Hey...

01:04:00Hey...

01:04:02Hey...

01:04:05Come on, man

01:04:07What is for today?

01:04:07I...

01:04:09I vote for...

01:04:13By Santiago

01:04:14By three votes

01:04:18Two

01:04:18He is elected

01:04:20President of the Santa Justa Athletic Club

01:04:23Don Santiago Serrano

01:04:25In other words, a server

01:04:26One moment

01:04:28And as president of this club

01:04:30I'll take my first sale

01:04:32What is

01:04:33Resign

01:04:33Okay, man

01:04:35This is not serious

01:04:36Excuse me, Vicente

01:04:37I appreciate the support you have given me.

01:04:40Above your own interests

01:04:42But my decision is irrevocable

01:04:43But Santiago

01:04:44You didn't want to be president

01:04:45To wear the team of our blood.

01:04:46Let's see

01:04:47Santiago is sure

01:04:48Absolutely sure

01:04:48Andrés has money, doesn't he?

01:04:50Well, let her put it on.

01:04:51From now on

01:04:52New boots

01:04:54And new tracksuits

01:04:55Free for the kids

01:04:56And a bus

01:04:57So they don't get cold

01:04:58Sunday mornings

01:04:59And fuck off

01:05:01We are?

01:05:02And now for a few beers at the tavern

01:05:05The second one is already turning off

01:05:07Not the good one, Mr. President

01:05:09Not the good one

01:05:12Thank you

01:05:12Come on, I'm on my way

01:05:16Well, I'm leaving now.

01:05:23It's hunger.

01:05:24Come and have a beer

01:05:25Oh, right.

01:05:27These glasses that you left behind the other day

01:05:29I'll put them on, if you want.

01:05:32To the worst?

01:05:36I just don't understand it

01:05:37Why do we always have to do the shopping?

01:05:39Why not eat more pork?

01:05:40Hey, we have to share the work

01:05:42And today it's our turn

01:05:43As if we're going to always

01:05:44We're going to have certainty, look

01:05:46Okay, that's it.

01:05:47Are you comfortable?

01:05:48If you make a scratch on it

01:05:49Hello

01:05:50Can I help you?

01:05:51No, it's not necessary, thank you.

01:05:52What do stones have in common with vegetables?

01:05:54Damn, they look like ruminants

01:05:55Get out of there

01:05:56Don't lie down, okay?

01:05:57Hey

01:05:58Come on?

01:06:01Come on

01:06:01Raúl

01:06:05Will the vegetables pass?

01:06:08Me too, imagine that

01:06:09Very good

01:06:10Be careful in the sun, eh

01:06:11So, what about the girls in this house?

01:06:13Well

01:06:14Goes

01:06:16Hey!

01:06:17That smile, Serrano

01:06:18Let's go now

01:06:21At least let it be known that I've owned a motorcycle, right?

01:06:25If you're an idiot

01:06:26But

01:06:27How are you going to tell your father?

01:06:31Because I can't do that to Eva.

01:06:33To Eve?

01:06:35Don't mess with me, man.

01:06:37You've been waiting 17 years to finally get the motorcycle

01:06:39How are you going to tell him now?

01:06:45See you later, uncle

01:06:46Here you go, beautiful

01:06:49Fresh vegetables

01:06:50Let me

01:06:51Let's see, I, Manuel

01:06:52How long have you been paragliding, mate?

01:06:55So last week was super important

01:06:57It was so important that I came to Barcelona to see you, and now you're going off with your friends.

01:06:59And what about me?

01:07:00Very good

01:07:01Alright, man

01:07:02Very good, great!

01:07:02Brilliant

01:07:03Damned

01:07:04Eva, what am I going to tell my father? That I failed, and the motorcycle test too.

01:07:14What motorcycle, Marcos?

01:07:15What motorcycle, what motorcycle?

01:07:16Well, this bike, the bike, there's no other like it.

01:07:19How far is Zaragoza from here?

01:07:23From here

01:07:24Do you see it, Marcos?

01:07:38We finally arrived at night, man.

01:07:39I'm not going to watch it

01:07:40This bike just can't do any better.

01:07:42It's for city use, ready

01:07:43To the left

01:07:45To the left

01:07:46Wow, what a trip you're taking me on, huh?

01:07:49You told me

01:07:49Our bullrings will melt you!

01:07:59Are those them?

01:07:59Hey, shit, yeah

01:08:00He's going to find out, this guy is going to find out.

01:08:02Let's...

01:08:03No, no, no, no

01:08:04You don't stay

01:08:04I'm not going with you.

01:08:05That you remain

01:08:05Eve

01:08:06That you stay

01:08:06Marcos

01:08:07A childish thing

01:08:10Hey, you've been initiated, hey

01:08:15Who is it?

01:08:19Who is it?

01:08:20Dear?

01:08:20Oh, oh, oh!

01:08:23Oh, oh!

01:08:24That's it!

01:08:26If I had a sound, dog-headed!

01:08:27Look! You see a win, war! Fix it! Narrow!

01:08:33Hey, don't go too far, okay? Let me take your picture!

01:08:35Look! It's done! Let's go! I'm coming! Let's go! Marcos! Let's go!

01:08:42You can't do it lying down, please! Come on, man! Come on, Santiago! Come on, Santiago! Come on, Santiago! Come on, Santiago! Come on, Santiago! Come on, Santiago! Come on, Santiago! Come on, Santiago! Come on, Santiago! Come on!

01:08:57Santiago! Santiago! Santiago! Santiago! Santiago! Santiago! Santiago! Santiago! Santiago! Santiago!

01:09:07Sentimental little pots!

01:09:13Are you okay, Santi?

01:09:15Are you okay, man? Having Sundays off is going to be great. I'll paint the bathroom, it's a mess. And I'll tidy up some stuff I have in there while I'm at it.

01:09:24Order that we see you looking desolate.

01:09:26Disheartened. Disheartened me, having had to return the motorcycle to my brother-in-law. And it's sitting there under a tarp.

01:09:31Come on, man, come on, come on. Let's go for it. A toast. To the lads, so they can have a dry Sunday, let's go!

01:09:37There, there, there. And for the best delegate in the history of Atlético de Santa Justa.

01:09:43This delegate. Well, and for the hours he enjoyed Carly.

01:09:46Come on, and let's go Betis!

01:09:48Go take a shit over here, man.

01:09:49What? So what the hell? For the child I'm going to have.

01:09:53Come on, don't mess around.

01:09:55When will it happen? Well, I'm not supposed to know anything, okay? Lucia told him.

01:09:58No, no, no. Let's see. Let's wait a moment. No, it's not exactly like that.

01:10:02Lucía goes and tells me that she has a friend from Barcelona who is pregnant, right?

01:10:06And she says, "the friend from Barcelona." And I think, "I mean, the friend from Barcelona, come on."

01:10:09The friend from Barcelona is Candela.

01:10:11And that's all he told you?

01:10:13Yes, the one from Barcelona, the friend from Barcelona.

01:10:15No, the one in Barcelona.

01:10:16That's the friend from Barcelona, isn't she?

01:10:19And it won't be Lucia.

01:10:20What does Lucia say?

01:10:22No, damn it, I see Candela waking up dizzy every morning,

01:10:24with an upset stomach and cravings.

01:10:27A craving for clothes.

01:10:28Besides, she was a pain in the ass.

01:10:30Please.

01:10:32Damn it.

01:10:34I'm an idiot.

01:10:38Yeah?

01:10:39Can you come and pick us up?

01:10:41Yes, at kilometer 36 of the A-121.

01:10:46I'll tell you later, okay?

01:10:48Well, I don't know, Fiki, this is getting really hot, isn't it?

01:10:52Yeah, man, and bring the van so we can take the bike.

01:10:55Come on, I'll wait for you here.

01:10:56I don't know.

01:11:04Marcos.

01:11:04Yeah?

01:11:06Dude, I haven't thanked you yet, sorry.

01:11:09No, if I...

01:11:09Tell him that I'm not going to use my head anymore.

01:11:20A guitar hit has to hurt.

01:11:22Thank goodness your supportive singer didn't play the saxophone.

01:11:24Damn, that feels so good, man.

01:11:27Yeah?

01:11:28Dude, crazy, dude, what a character.

01:11:31The truth is, that guy looks like a total jerk...

01:11:34It's not with anything.

01:11:38Eva, not a total jerk either, just a little.

01:11:41It just can't be, man.

01:11:43I've had a little dog following him around the whole time we were in this relationship.

01:11:47And on top of that, the guy can't even sing well, damn it.

01:11:49No, terrible, huh?

01:11:51Do you see it?

01:11:53Well, Eva, not so bad either.

01:11:54I don't know, it has its own style.

01:11:56Dude, I'm fed up.

01:11:57I'm just intense and an idiot and a...

01:12:00Please hug me.

01:12:03You know what I'm saying?

01:12:06I'm fed up.

01:12:07I don't intend to suffer for a guy ever again.

01:12:10And that I'm not going to think about things for even a second anymore.

01:12:14And also...

01:12:15I'm going to sleep with you for the first guy who comes along.

01:12:17Do you know something else?

01:12:21That you...

01:12:24You're the best brother in the world, damn it.

01:12:31Just so you know.

01:12:34No, no, yes.

01:12:38You as a sister too, very good.

01:12:42Do you see it?

01:12:43Wait.

01:12:44Did you do it with the ball, girl?

01:12:47It can't be, it just can't be.

01:12:49Yes, it can be.

01:12:50Lucía has had a very bad stomach for three days.

01:12:52And I was telling myself that, even though I'm an idiot.

01:12:53My aunt kept telling me that I'm pregnant, that I'm pregnant.

01:12:56Come on, he was sending me all sorts of signals and I didn't even realize it.

01:12:58Fuck.

01:13:00Why do you have to tell me anything?

01:13:01Damn, I hadn't even gotten used to the idea.

01:13:03No, yes, you're right, sorry.

01:13:04The thing is...

01:13:05The thing is, maybe...

01:13:07Well, I don't know, maybe...

01:13:10No, but the 10 of them, why do they never speak clearly?

01:13:13So, why?

01:13:13Look, I know Candela very well.

01:13:15And I know she's acting strange.

01:13:17I don't know, something got in my eyes.

01:13:19Kitty, you never in your whole damn life knew what your wife was thinking.

01:13:22Look at what he told you.

01:13:22Yes, well look who went to speak.

01:13:24Fuck.

01:13:25And why couldn't he be talking about Candela?

01:13:28Let's see.

01:13:28Where is Candela's light?

01:13:37Above?

01:13:40Marcos, take charge of the barbecue.

01:13:42Round and round, huh?

01:13:43Happens!

01:13:44A aunt!

01:13:45What's wrong with the aunt?

01:13:46What's happening?

01:13:46Happens?

01:13:54That?

01:13:54You call.

01:13:55No, no, no, no.

01:13:55You call.

01:13:56Is this your house?

01:13:57Yeah.

01:13:58Hey, hey.

01:14:02It's busy.

01:14:04What are you doing there?

01:14:06We know you're taking a pregnancy test.

01:14:08So, whose is it?

01:14:10Shut up already, lettuce.

01:14:12Go downstairs, you're being a nuisance.

01:14:13No, no, we're not moving from here until you come out, that's it.

01:14:15That.

01:14:18Do you want to smoke?

01:14:19No.

01:14:19Damn, man, it's going to be mine.

01:14:21It's going to be mine, I can see it coming, they're already getting on my nerves.

01:14:24Calm down, calm down.

01:14:24No, no, no, no, no.

01:14:32That?

01:14:33At the moment, we don't know anything, children.

01:14:36Well, ma'am, at least tell us who it belongs to, won't you?

01:14:42Honey, we're going to be parents of triplets.

01:14:46No, you idiot.

01:14:50The test has been done on Lucia.

01:14:51Look, what a torturer and what a terrorist you are, really.

01:14:55Damn, I'm sensitive.

01:14:56Damn, I was already getting excited.

01:14:58No, your dream is to buy the Scalestrip.

01:15:01Pay here, I'm going to...

01:15:03Lady.

01:15:06Don't I have to leave too?

01:15:08Paus, please.

01:15:09Too bad.

01:15:10What did the pregnancy test tell your friend from Barcelona?

01:15:21I told him it's negative.

01:15:23Good.

01:15:25And disappointed?

01:15:28And you?

01:15:32A bit.

01:15:33But we have five children, you idiot.

01:15:38And each one of his father and his mother.

01:15:40Yes, but hey, it's exciting, isn't it?

01:15:43Something like that.

01:15:51Well, and just so you know, Treasure Island is not a bonus feature.

01:15:56It's his genius.

01:15:58Okay, Lucia, wait, wait, what's that all about, right?

01:16:01Because...

01:16:01Tero what?

01:16:03Did you grab her ass?

01:16:10No.

01:16:11Sure?

01:16:11It can be done, up.

01:16:12Can someone tell me what's going on here?

01:16:13What's going on?

01:16:14Come on, everyone downstairs.

01:16:16Yes, yes, I was telling you.

01:16:17You know, ma'am, we really do love a good gossip, don't we?

01:16:20Okay, no, no.

01:16:20I believe that we as children, as grandparents, I believe we have the right to know.

01:16:25Is there going to be a new sibling or what's going on?

01:16:26That's right, but she shouldn't act like a sister.

01:16:27You can't even have a minute of privacy.

01:16:32Hey, you can't!

01:16:33Not a minute!

01:16:33Come on, everyone downstairs.

01:16:34Everyone downstairs.

01:16:35No, but what do you mean by saying you're grown up?

01:16:39And ma'am, well, we have a laia

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