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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:30This is woke nonsense.
00:52Hello, everyone. This is The League Of Our Own.
00:56Let's meet the Tiffins.
00:58Joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards in the blue corner
01:00is a massive Liverpool fan.
01:02So if he wins tonight, we'll never hear the end of it.
01:04It's Chris McCausland.
01:09And on the red team alongside Jamie Redknapp
01:11is a man who's come second on the show the last three times.
01:14So as an Arsenal fan, he thinks that deserves a trophy.
01:17It's Alex Brookha.
01:21And joining them tonight is the woman who did this.
01:25Chloe Kelly to win the European Championship for England.
01:29And that's it!
01:32She's brought football home so many times,
01:34she's legally allowed to dodge it.
01:36It's Chloe Kelly!
01:38Chloe Kelly!
01:39Chloe Kelly!
01:40Chloe Kelly.
01:41Thank you.
01:42Chloe Kelly!
01:43Thank you.
01:44Chloe Kelly, everybody!
01:45¡Eh!
01:47¡ answers!
01:58¡Chloe Kelly, everybody!
02:02¡ ah!
02:04Chloé, son solo con».
02:07¡ar más pocas antiguos a la impostora,
02:10el final de la Op wipinga la final de lawrada.
02:11¡ ah!
02:12¡ ah!
02:15¿Qué es lo que es más especial?
02:19Voy a tener que decir el 22 euros.
02:23No solo tenía que haber Jill por mi lado,
02:25pero fue a Wembley contra Germany.
02:27Así que, así especial.
02:29Chloy, no lo que no en este show.
02:31¡Oh, come on!
02:32¡Be nice to Jill!
02:35No, es muy lindo.
02:35¿Cómo que Chloy es, como, no en mi team, no?
02:38¡Cris, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí.
02:45¡No, no, no, no!
02:46Let me just get that out of the way.
02:48She was just showing, oh, you're joking.
02:49Massive, it's huge.
02:51She's trying to ban Braille.
02:53She actually has to.
02:55Um, Chloe, be honest, was it easier to win the Euros this time
02:58without Jill kind of holding you back?
03:02I mean, uh, Jill, have you got a medal?
03:05Er, what, from this one?
03:06Yeah.
03:06Have you brought us one?
03:07Oh, no, sorry.
03:10Have you brought us one?
03:12She was with us all the time.
03:15Yes, she was, we saw.
03:17It was pathetic.
03:18After the passing, she was on the bus with us
03:21and the mood was quite low and she brought the spirits up,
03:25but after the Netherlands game, we saw her running
03:28and she was chasing the coach to get on.
03:30And I was like, stop, Jill was chasing after the bus.
03:34The worst thing about that was I was about to, like, miss my ride home,
03:37so I ran all the way, it was like 100 metres,
03:39and I get on, sit next to Serena and she goes,
03:42you're not as fit as you used to be, are you?
03:45I was sweating and everything, but, no, it was an honour to be there.
03:49Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure it was an honour for you.
03:55Jill, you really did do some world-class hanging on at the Euros this summer,
03:59let's have a look.
04:01I'll just explain, just for Chris, what the images are.
04:05It's Jill desperately gatecrash in any single moment of someone else's joy.
04:09Those are the pictures.
04:11Alex, was this your biggest achievement of the summer?
04:14Yeah.
04:15So there you are with Arsenal defenders William Saliba and Gabriel.
04:19What's going on there?
04:20Yeah, well, the biggest achievement was me getting that bow tie on.
04:23It took me three hours. If you'd have filmed it, I'd have got through and Britain's Got Talent.
04:38Now, Chris, you're a massive Liverpool fan, of course.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Was Jamie one of your heroes back in the day?
04:44Of course, man. I mean, like, Liverpool legends.
04:47I mean, who can forget, I mean, those white suits, Jamie.
04:51I reckon one of the last things I ever saw.
04:57His retinas were burned out in the FA Cup final 1996.
05:00Chris, do you know now he's mixed race?
05:05LAUGHTER
05:10That's a good point, Chris.
05:11We should explain to you how Jamie looks now.
05:13LAUGHTER
05:14I mean, listen, I'll be honest with you, right, I do get people's colour wrong all the time.
05:23So does Jamie's Tanner.
05:26LAUGHTER
05:29I didn't ask for Sri Lankan. This is way too dark.
05:32LAUGHTER
05:33That's why I have a lot of respect for just people like you, Romesh,
05:37who have a name that is obvious.
05:39LAUGHTER
05:41I know where I am with a Romesh ranking anything.
05:44Joke's on you, mate. I'm as white as the day is long.
05:47LAUGHTER
05:49Right, let us crack on with round one.
05:51Red team, this question is for you. Have a look at this.
05:54We are the Cuba.
05:57That's it!
05:59And how Di Maria!
06:01Glorious goal!
06:02What a kicker!
06:04Champions of the world!
06:06The USA five-time Olympic Women's Champions.
06:16It's the game to showcase the very best of European football.
06:19The USA five-time Olympic football.
06:20The USA five-time Olympic football.
06:21The USA five-time Olympic football.
06:25The USA five-time Olympic football.
06:27The USA five-time Olympic football.
06:28That's a good team.
06:29Yeah, I'm the one.
06:30So there you saw World Cup winner Argentina,
06:34So, there you saw World Cup winner Argentina,
06:39the dominant U.S. women's team and Champions League winners PSG.
06:42They're the men's winners.
06:43Obviously, Chloe, the more important Champions League
06:45was won by you and the Arsenal.
06:46Come on, the Gunners.
06:47Now, like the Lionesses,
06:49all three have recently had big wins on the pitch,
06:51but I want you to match them to their secrets of success.
06:55Whose manager trains barefoot in order to connect with the earth?
06:58Who unwound before a final by doing karaoke?
07:01And who had an army of 30,000 witches absorbing their negative energy
07:05to help them win?
07:06First thoughts, Red Team?
07:08Hmm.
07:09What have you got?
07:10Oh, the answer to that is none.
07:12No.
07:14Witches?
07:14Witches, yeah.
07:16Well, like real ones.
07:24Do I mean real?
07:25I've given you all the information I've got.
07:2730,000 witches.
07:29Yeah, but they're not real, are they?
07:31Yeah, some of them are, aren't they?
07:33Witchcraft is like a thing, isn't it?
07:34Yeah, I remember like meeting a woman and I sort of offended her
07:36and she said, your eye will never be the same.
07:38I don't think it's true.
07:42Never will you look in the same direction again!
07:48Sorry, Chris.
07:49I actually feel I need to check my privilege.
07:53Oh, my God.
07:55Just, just, just, just, just Chris going, I'll rubbish, my heart bleeds for you, mate.
08:01Yeah, you've got the old mortgage eyes, have you, mate?
08:03One's fixed and one's variable.
08:05Oh, I feel bad luck.
08:13Now, Chloe, you've won back-to-back Euros, so come on, tell us.
08:17Was this guy the secret to your success, Chloe?
08:21Oh, Reggie.
08:21Oh, Reggie.
08:23So, who is that?
08:24Who is that?
08:24He's the coffee man's dog.
08:26So, the coffee man comes, makes us coffee in the mornings
08:30and the girls take him for walks.
08:32Chris, I'll explain this image for you.
08:34It's a dog staring at the camera
08:37and he looks like he got stuck with Jill.
08:38LAUGHTER
08:40I'm glad, I'm glad you explained that,
08:42cos what Chloe just said was,
08:43the coffee man comes in the morning and the girls take him for walks.
08:46LAUGHTER
08:48APPLAUSE
08:50Oh, my God.
08:57What kind of coffee shenanigans is this?
08:59You've got a dog. Arsenal got a dog as well, weren't they?
09:02Yeah. Yeah, it's called Wynn.
09:04Wynn? Wynn.
09:05Didn't it change its name to Nearly?
09:07LAUGHTER
09:09APPLAUSE
09:12Chris, have you got a dog?
09:13We've got a, um, we've got a little toy poodle.
09:16It is literally the worst dog that a blind man can have in a house,
09:20cos it's so small, I have to check under my arse before I sit down.
09:23LAUGHTER
09:24And if I'm out in the garden with it, it's so small,
09:26it literally doesn't make a noise.
09:28It does not weigh enough to create any noise on the ground.
09:32It's like having an invisible dog.
09:34LAUGHTER
09:35And never... I call it a cum, don't know if it's cum.
09:38LAUGHTER
09:40LAUGHTER
09:42God.
09:44Hey, boy, hey, boy!
09:45And then I wait a while and then I have to get on my hands and knees
09:47and fucking check.
09:48LAUGHTER
09:49LAUGHTER
09:51APPLAUSE
09:53APPLAUSE
09:55Um, one of these managers gets an edge by training players barefoot.
10:01Jay, what's the weirdest thing that one of your managers used to do?
10:04Yeah, I had one...
10:06Yeah, I had an unusual manager, actually.
10:08He used to, like, come into my room late at night.
10:11LAUGHTER
10:12No, no, seriously.
10:14LAUGHTER
10:15Yeah.
10:16Like, he'd come in and, like, want to read, like, stories to me and stuff.
10:20LAUGHTER
10:21And then he even asked to call me daddy.
10:23LAUGHTER
10:24With my dad.
10:26LAUGHTER
10:27You messed it up, Jay. You said...
10:28Yeah, cos you said it was my dad.
10:29He said, he asked to call me daddy.
10:31LAUGHTER
10:32I like that story, too.
10:35LAUGHTER
10:36All right, son, I'm going to read you three little pigs,
10:42but do you mind who I call you daddy?
10:44LAUGHTER
10:46LAUGHTER
10:48Your little face, you were looking at me going...
10:53Who was it?
10:55LAUGHTER
10:57Um, Chris, obviously, you're a nice stranger to winning,
11:00because, obviously, Chris won Strictly.
11:02Incredible achievement.
11:04APPLAUSE
11:06What was the secret to winning Strictly?
11:10The secret was having an identical twin who can see perfectly well.
11:15LAUGHTER
11:17I'd love to see you do it, Big Mix.
11:19What, Strictly?
11:21Yeah.
11:22Oh, yeah. You'd be amazing in those sequins.
11:25No, I wouldn't do it, but if another show gets cancelled,
11:28maybe I'll consider it.
11:29LAUGHTER
11:31But I'd like to do it with maybe Jamie or Jill.
11:35What? A little bit of same-sex action?
11:37What? Me and you?
11:39Well, she swings a different way,
11:41so I'm not going to get the Strictly curse, are we?
11:43Oh. What, we might?
11:45LAUGHTER
11:47Yeah.
11:49Er, Jill, would you ever do Strictly with Mix?
11:52Erm, yeah, cos he's, like, a big guy.
11:55I'd want, like, a strong guy, I think, yeah?
11:58Yeah? Yeah?
11:59Yeah, but you also need someone who can dance.
12:00Yeah, that's true.
12:01LAUGHTER
12:02OK, well, shall we have a look at what you've got?
12:04Do you want to...?
12:05What, now?
12:06No, let's, let's do it afterwards.
12:08Yeah, go on, go on.
12:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:11Just that, just that here, do a little...
12:13Just that here, do a little.
12:14OK, OK.
12:15What are we doing, Jill?
12:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:17What are we doing?
12:18I don't know.
12:19APPLAUSE
12:20Just for safety, I'm just going to ask for them to get a crash mat, cos I know what you're
12:25like.
12:26LAUGHTER
12:27Not even I needed a crash mat!
12:29LAUGHTER
12:32Oh, my God!
12:34MUSIC PLAYS
12:36MUSIC PLAYS
12:45Let's go!
12:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:52¡Suscríbete al canal!
13:22¿Yep?
13:23¿Whos manager takes training barefoot?
13:25¿Who did karaoke to unwind before a final?
13:28¿Y who had witches helping them out?
13:30Well, I do know the first one.
13:32That was Luis Enrique, with the feet.
13:35I've read that, yeah.
13:37So I'm happy with that one.
13:38I'm not too sure...
13:39Did you say you read that?
13:41No, it's read to me.
13:42I'm not telling you not to support you, Kat.
13:44But think about how factual that might be.
13:46Jamie says he read that.
13:49Someone told me.
13:52Emma Hayes seems like...
13:55What do you think?
13:56Do you know Emma Hayes?
13:57I never played under her, but karaoke...
14:00I feel like that would be quite an American thing to do.
14:03All right, let's do it. I like that.
14:04And then the witches with Argentina.
14:06OK, well, I can tell you that Argentina had an army of witches
14:10absorbing negative energy from the players.
14:12The US women's team relaxed by doing karaoke before a final.
14:15And PSG manager Luis Enrique takes seven in barefoot.
14:18Well done, Rick team. You've scored three points.
14:20APPLAUSE
14:30Right, blue team, this next question is for you. Have a look at this.
14:36That is Leo Williamson who roars at the North Bank.
14:49And a two for England!
14:51Oh, no!
14:52Oh!
14:53Oh!
14:54Oh!
14:55Oh!
14:56Oh!
14:57England get a third goal, it's Alex Greenwood.
15:00England returning the European Championship crown!
15:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:11So there you saw closing in team-mates
15:13Leo Williamson, Ella Toon and Alex Greenwood.
15:16All three are fearless Euros winning lionesses,
15:19but I want you to match them to what they're scared of.
15:22Who has recurring nightmares about Voldemort from Harry Potter?
15:25Who takes taxis on holiday because they're terrified of crocodiles?
15:28And who is scared of Hoovers?
15:31I'm not so much scared of the Hoovers,
15:33having to explain in A&E how it got stuck there.
15:36LAUGHTER
15:37As this question is about fear,
15:38I thought it would help to know what scares us, you know?
15:41And I'll go first.
15:42I've got a number of different fears.
15:44My biggest fear is my most successful Sky hosting job
15:47being cancelled.
15:48LAUGHTER
15:50You can always get a streaming service, though.
15:53The lazy iPlayer.
15:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:57Chris, what scares you?
16:03I can't stand flying.
16:04I hate it.
16:05Because any little bit of turbulence, I'm like,
16:07what was that?
16:08What was that?
16:09What was happening?
16:10How did the stewards look?
16:11Are they panicking?
16:12Because it's not like...
16:13I think if we were going to crash,
16:15like, I think I'd be all right with that.
16:17It's the not knowing if we're going to crash.
16:19Because, like, if you're in a car and you crash,
16:22at least it just crashes, doesn't it?
16:24Whereas if you're going to crash in a plane,
16:26oh, it takes, like, five minutes, doesn't it?
16:28Yeah.
16:29All those people in plane crashes going,
16:30fuck, this is taking ages.
16:32Yeah.
16:33Just get over it.
16:34There's only so long you can scream for.
16:37Yeah.
16:38LAUGHTER
16:39Isn't there?
16:40You scream for the first two minutes
16:41and then you're like,
16:42what the fuck do we do now?
16:44LAUGHTER
16:46Just wait till it's towards the end again
16:48and then just go, OK, guys, we're nearly...
16:5010, 9, 8, 7...
16:51GO!
16:52AHHHHH!
16:53LAUGHTER
16:55Biggs, what's a big boy like you scared of?
16:58Spiders!
16:59I hate spiders.
17:00Really?
17:01I don't like heights.
17:02I don't like mice.
17:04I don't like stop and search.
17:07LAUGHTER
17:09APPLAUSE
17:11Chloe, you seem pretty unflappable.
17:12I can't imagine anything scares you.
17:13What are you scared of?
17:14I'm scared of peacocks.
17:15Peacocks?
17:16I don't like peacocks, yeah.
17:17It scares me.
17:18When I was younger and I used to go to the park,
17:19peacocks are like, yeah, get away from me.
17:20Well, listen, a bit of a trigger warning.
17:21We have actually...
17:22We're going to show a picture of one now.
17:23Yeah, yeah.
17:24Let's have a look.
17:25Terrifying.
17:26Oh, that's terrible.
17:27Terrifying.
17:28Oh, that's terrible.
17:29Are you all right looking at that photo?
17:30That doesn't scare you.
17:31I've got sweaty palms, like.
17:32Really?
17:33Well, let's see how you do with this.
17:34Bring out the peacocks!
17:35No, don't worry.
17:36Alex, what are you scared of?
17:39I don't like jellyfish.
17:41I got stung by a jellyfish in Malta years ago.
17:42And the thing was, though, a lot of people there,
17:43they hadn't seen me go in so they just seen me in the water,
17:44scream it's got me, and then slide out.
17:47Obviously missing a leg and all my ups and all my ups and all my ups and all my ups and all my ups and all my ups and all my ups and all my ups and all my ups.
17:50Alex, ¿qué te preocupes?
17:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:56Yo me fui estupe en un cedillo en Malta años atrás.
18:00Y la mayoría de gente no había visto yo,
18:03así que todos me han visto en el agua,
18:05están gritando, me llenando,
18:07y luego me llenando,
18:08me llenando, y me llenando.
18:13¡He llenando, he llenando!
18:14¡Vamos, uno lejos!
18:15¡Vamos a un poco de shark!
18:17Y uno de ellos me dijo,
18:18Do I have to piss on that?
18:23JB, I heard you've got a favor of being tickled.
18:26What?
18:28I've been told that you are scared of being tickled.
18:31No, I don't.
18:32It feels like...
18:33Are you scared of being tickled?
18:36No, I don't.
18:37Do you want to put this to the test?
18:40I'm the perfect person to put this to the test.
18:44Stop it, I swear.
18:45I don't like it.
18:46Just clip that up right, and it just looks like he's scared of a disabled person.
18:52No, I don't want to catch it.
18:55Let me hold up your arms.
18:56No, I swear.
18:57You can touch my feet.
18:58Not under my arms.
19:01My feet are okay.
19:02Come on, just your arms, Jay.
19:03Just for ten seconds.
19:04I can't.
19:05Ten seconds.
19:05Yeah, you can do it.
19:06This is aversion therapy.
19:07I swear, I can't.
19:09I swear.
19:10Come on, ten seconds.
19:12No, I don't like it.
19:16I don't like it.
19:16Fuck off.
19:17Honestly, stop it.
19:19I don't like that.
19:20This is aversion.
19:21No.
19:22What is that?
19:26That's a problem.
19:29Who told you this?
19:30I can't tell you, mate.
19:32Okay, so one of Chloe's teammates has nightmares about Voldemort from Harry Potter.
19:38Chris, do any TV shows or films give you nightmares?
19:41No, my daughter's 11 at the minute and she's getting into horror, but we have to watch things
19:46with the audio description on it, so I know what the fuck's going on.
19:50But the only problem is, is it, like, there's a lot of jump scares in horror, but the audio
19:55description, it, like, it'll often tell you about it before it happens.
19:59So, like, it'll go, like, the demon jumps off the wardrobe and then, like, three seconds
20:04later, the demon will jump off the...
20:05I said to my daughter, I said, so the audio description's ruining this, isn't it?
20:10And she said, it's okay, Daddy, I like the advance notice.
20:14Oh, Kleta. Kleta.
20:17Kleta.
20:18Oh.
20:20You look at those old ones.
20:22Okay, so one of those lionesses is so terrified of crocodiles, she gets a taxi when she's on
20:27holiday to avoid them.
20:29Jay, are you scared of crocodiles?
20:31Not really.
20:32No?
20:33I suppose you've got similar skin.
20:35Have you seen on the 2000s...
20:38Whatever the next Olympics is, 2032, it's going to be in Australia.
20:41And where they've got the canoe in, it's a river, where they're doing it, it's got
20:44crocodiles in it.
20:45And it's probably going to be the only Olympics where, if it does go wrong, they
20:48can just hang around to do the Paralympics afterwards.
20:51LAUGHTER
20:57OK, Bluetooth, we need an answer, please.
20:59Who has recurring nightmares about Voldemort?
21:01Who takes taxis to avoid crocodiles?
21:03Who's scared of hoovers?
21:05Right, I think the dreams might be Leah.
21:08Alex Greenwood would get a taxi.
21:11And Ella Toon...
21:12Number one.
21:13..scared of hoovers.
21:14Yeah?
21:15Leah Williamson has nightmares about Voldemort.
21:17Ella Toon is scared of hoovers.
21:19And Alex Greenwood is so terrified of crocodiles, she gets taxis.
21:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:24Our next round is all about an England star who can't stop scoring
21:43winners in finals.
21:45So we come to this drama.
21:48What a fabulous goal by John Kelly!
21:54England know the next one. If it's scored, we'll give them the title.
22:00Chloe Kelly, to win the European Championship for England.
22:02Chloe Kelly, to win the European Championship for England.
22:11And that's it!
22:13Chloe Kelly meets England returning the European Championship crown!
22:17Oh! They're taken! Two goals in a minute!
22:21Chloe Kelly!
22:23History makers, game changers!
22:26Changes!
22:27Kelly's there now!
22:28To stick out the rebound!
22:30England are crowned!
22:32Queen's of Europe Liverpool again!
22:42Give it up for the legendary Chloe Kelly!
22:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:48Come on!
22:50Oh, my God.
22:51Good shit.
22:52OK, listen, let's go back to 2022,
22:54when he scored the winner to clinch England's first-ever Euros.
22:57Be honest with me.
22:58How often do you watch it back?
23:00Before the 2025 Euros,
23:03probably once a week at least, I'd say.
23:05Once a week?
23:06Yeah, for sure.
23:07I think it gave me confidence.
23:09I respect that, you know?
23:10I like to...
23:11Actually, a lot of comedians say they don't like watching themselves on telly.
23:13I hate watching stuff I'm not on, you know?
23:15Sometimes I'm watching TV, I phone up and I say to my agent,
23:18why am I not one of the regulars on Loose Women?
23:20LAUGHTER
23:22Did you plan the celebration?
23:24I didn't plan the celebration, no.
23:26It was off the cuff, but I was scared to celebrate at first
23:30because I didn't want the goal to be disallowed,
23:32so I'm, like, standing there for a sec, like,
23:35with my shirt half off and, yeah, then we just go crazy.
23:38Me, Jill and Lauren behind us as well.
23:40We've got a still of that here. There you go.
23:42Chris, I'll just explain it to you.
23:43It's Chloe celebrating the goal being chased by Peter Crouch.
23:47LAUGHTER
23:49What a chopper.
23:51What a... That was a cheap shot.
23:53A cheap shot.
23:55To be fair, I was going to take my top off
23:58and then I thought they'll think I've got my sports ball on backwards.
24:01LAUGHTER
24:03I'll keep it off.
24:05LAUGHTER
24:07Er, now, Chloe, there is an unfortunate bad habit, I'm afraid,
24:10to say, that you've picked up from Aunty Jill.
24:12Aunty Jill. Have a look at this.
24:13Thank you to everyone that got out to support us,
24:16whether that's in Switzerland or here today.
24:18It's so fucking special.
24:20LAUGHTER
24:22I'm not even going to clap that one.
24:27Did you get in trouble for that?
24:29I just think, yeah, emotions got the better of me
24:31and vocabulary got a little mixed up.
24:34Yeah. What was that on?
24:36Er, it was outside Buckingham Palace.
24:38I think it was live on BBC.
24:40LAUGHTER
24:42That's a double whammy, isn't it?
24:44Listen, let me tell you this,
24:45that's not the worst thing that's gone on at Buckingham Palace.
24:47LAUGHTER
24:49Jamie, can you beat that? Have you ever done anything like that on TV?
24:54I don't know what I've said about...
24:55No, not when I've been interviewed, but...
24:57I've had a few beauties.
24:59My all-time favourite, I would say, is Victor Moses.
25:03Victor played for Chelsea, Wigan, if anyone remembers him.
25:07And, erm...
25:08After the game, he had a good game, and I said,
25:10you know what?
25:11He's a fantastic young English talent.
25:13LAUGHTER
25:15He was 28 and played for Nigeria.
25:17LAUGHTER
25:19So...
25:20APPLAUSE
25:21I think...
25:22Yeah.
25:23APPLAUSE
25:25That would be my all-time favourite, yeah.
25:28I get my kids to remind me about that beauty every other day.
25:31LAUGHTER
25:32Now, Chloe, let's relive the moment you clinched England's
25:35second successive Euros this summer.
25:38Well, she scored the winning goal that gave them the final in 2022.
25:45Chloe Kelly to win the European Championship for England.
25:49And also...
25:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:53Chloe Kelly leads England returning the European Championship crown!
25:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:59Chloe, it's like...
26:03It is so good, man.
26:06I just said, that run-up is wild.
26:08I know.
26:09I can't get my head around now.
26:10It's incredible.
26:11But, I mean, like, you were...
26:12I mean, I know you're being sort of almost casual about it now,
26:14but so much pressure.
26:16I wasn't nervous because I'd missed free and training the day before,
26:19and I was like, right, I'm not missing...
26:21I'm not missing today.
26:22I've got my misses out.
26:23And, yeah, I was confident.
26:24So, sorry, I just want to get this clear.
26:26You were confident because you'd missed a shit-ton of penalties.
26:30Is that what you're saying?
26:32Yeah, I got them out of me.
26:33Oh, OK.
26:34And I'm confident in taking a penalty.
26:36Like, I didn't feel, like, pressure to me.
26:38Do you smoke weed before a game?
26:40LAUGHTER
26:41Yeah, man, doesn't really matter.
26:43Just hit the ball.
26:44Ball goes where the ball wants to go.
26:46Yeah.
26:47Takes the penalty.
26:48Anybody got any Pringles?
26:49Man's got a munchie.
26:50LAUGHTER
26:51Now, Chloe, you hit that penalty,
26:53an unbelievable 68 miles per hour,
26:56which is faster than any goal in the WSL
26:59or Premier League last season.
27:01Which is pretty incredible.
27:03APPLAUSE
27:05Now, in honour of having England's penalty-scoring hero,
27:08I'm bringing back a league of their own favourite.
27:10It's Popstar Penalties.
27:12CHEERING
27:14Chloe has got a big game coming up, so you can't go in goal.
27:30The Guessings volunteers are subbing.
27:32It's the Lioness' stalker, Jill Scots, everybody.
27:35CHEERING
27:40So, Jill's in goal and Popstars will come out one by one
27:42to put your goalkeeping skills to the test.
27:44If they score, it's a point to the red team,
27:46but if you save or they miss, it's a point for the Blues.
27:48Right.
27:49All we need now is a Popstar.
27:51APPLAUSE
27:53Popstar!
27:54Popstar!
27:57Popstar!
27:58Let's see who's up first.
28:00MUSIC PLAYS
28:02Please welcome Faye from Steps!
28:16CHEERING
28:17Hello Faye, how are you?
28:32I'm good, I'm good.
28:34Thank you so much for coming on.
28:35Now, listen, how confident are you of beating Jill Scott in goal?
28:38I mean, she's got really long arms.
28:41Yeah, she does.
28:42I have got really long arms.
28:44Faye, just answer to me honestly, would you describe them as freakish?
28:49Beautifully in proportion, but very long.
28:51OK.
28:52Faye, good luck to you.
28:53Come on, Faye!
28:54Take your position, shoot when you're ready.
28:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:59Yeah!
29:00Yeah!
29:01What a bunch of girls for you.
29:02O20
29:03Year food!
29:04QUINN STEPHERE
29:12END
29:17I love it!
29:18Well done Faye.
29:22That is a point for the Red Team måste var 527 everybody!
29:24Urban's Welcome!
29:25¡Gracias!
29:55¡Gracias por ver!
30:25Good luck to you. When you're ready, take position and shoot whenever you want.
30:28Come on, Someday.
30:29Come on, Someday.
30:30Come on, Someday.
30:31Come on, Someday.
30:32Come on, Someday.
30:34Come on, Someday.
30:39Well done, Someday, that's a point for the Red Team.
30:54Come on, Someday.
30:55Yeah.
30:56That was so cool.
30:57Yeah.
30:58Jill, try and say this.
30:59Oh, my God, how could I say that?
31:01Jill, do you want me to go in?
31:03LAUGHTER
31:04Listen, I don't know about you, but I'm pecking to another pop star.
31:11Anyone else?
31:12Yeah!
31:13POP STAR!
31:15POP STAR!
31:16POP STAR!
31:18POP STAR!
31:19It's a good, it's a good.
31:22It's a good, it's a good.
31:24It's a good, it's a good, it's a good.
31:25It's a good sex intelligence.
31:27Come on, like a seven seconds.
31:29¡Oh!
31:31¡Pues welcome Mr C from the Shaber!
31:44¡Welden welcome to the show Mr C, hi hell are you.
31:46Thanks for having me.
31:47Eh no thanks for coming, how do you fancy your chances in this?
31:49Oh well I don't know, a professional like this and I haven't kicked a boy in
31:52years, probably no chance.
31:54Well if it makes you feel better she's been absolute shit so far.
31:57So, Mr. C, take your position, shoot when you're ready.
32:00Thank you.
32:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:07Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
32:10I love you.
32:11I love you.
32:12I love you.
32:14I love you.
32:15I love you.
32:16I love you.
32:17I love you.
32:18I love you.
32:19Uh, bad luck, Mr. C, but that is a point for the blue team.
32:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:24Ooh.
32:25Listen, I don't know about you guys, but I reckon I could squeeze in one more.
32:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:31What's up?
32:33What's up?
32:35What's up?
32:37I'm going to riot.
32:39I'm going to riot.
32:41Roomie, roomie, roomie, roomie!
32:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:48Oh, my God, I can't believe it! It's Ricky Wilson from The Collector Chief!
32:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:54Ricky, welcome to the show, mate. So good to have you on.
33:07Thank you.
33:08Listen, how does it feel to hear fans of your beloved Leeds singing your song at games?
33:11Oh, it's absolutely glorious.
33:12We didn't expect it to be that big, but, yeah.
33:14No, it's great.
33:15We've made it, Ramesh.
33:16No, you have. I mean, listen, it's no North London forever, but good for you.
33:19LAUGHTER
33:20How do you fancy chances against Jill?
33:22They just have to get on target, don't they?
33:24Absolutely.
33:25Yes, Ricky!
33:26Let's go, Ricky.
33:27Good luck whenever you're ready.
33:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:31Good luck, Ricky. That is a point for the blue team.
33:44Well done, Jill. So after that, the red team scored two points and the blue team scored two points!
34:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:03Please, can you go wild and crazy for our pop star?
34:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:20Now it is time for our end game. Let's see what they're up against tonight.
34:24This is fingertip safe. Each time they manage to get their glove to the ball, they will unlock the question.
34:30Now, after each question, the ball will move further away.
34:33At the end of their go, each team can win a massive five bonus points.
34:37If any of them can get a glove to the ball when it's in the top corner.
34:40Alexan, good to you?
34:41I've always said, you know, equality, inclusion, but this is...
34:45We don't need this inclusion.
34:47LAUGHTER
34:48Red team, get yourselves in position, please.
34:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:53Chris, are you looking forward to this?
35:00Mate, I'm not actually sure what it is.
35:02OK.
35:03LAUGHTER
35:04Red team, you're in position. The starting distance is two metres.
35:08Your time starts after the whistle.
35:11Three, two, one, go!
35:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:17That was amazing.
35:35Listen, Red team, if only did you touch the ball, you gave us a show.
35:39LAUGHTER
35:44OK, your first question that you've unlocked.
35:47Who was the only Lioness player to feature in both the 2009 and 2022 Euros final?
35:53Jill's old, isn't it?
35:54Oh, thanks.
35:55LAUGHTER
35:56Oh, Jill.
35:57It is Jill Scott.
35:58OK, let's increase the distance to 2.5 metres.
36:05On the whistle.
36:06Three, two, one, go!
36:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:11OK, here's your question, Red team.
36:17Whilst managing Chelsea, how many WSL titles did Emma Hayes win?
36:22Five.
36:23OK.
36:24It's seven.
36:25Seven!
36:26Yeah.
36:27No, obviously, I've given you that you can't.
36:28What are you shouting for?
36:29Why can't you ever have a go?
36:30Well, not after I've said the answer, no.
36:32Let's increase the distance to 3 metres.
36:38Come on, Brooker!
36:39OK.
36:40This will be massive.
36:41This will be massive, and I'll lose my benefits.
36:47Oh, God.
36:49Whenever you're ready, three, two, one, go!
36:51Go, Brooker!
36:54Yes!
36:55Yes!
36:56He touched that!
36:57No.
36:58He got fingertips!
36:59No.
37:00VAR!
37:01VAR, let's get up on VAR.
37:03Chris, did he get it?
37:04No.
37:05Oh, my!
37:06No, it's very close, isn't it?
37:10Jamie, you reckon you've got that?
37:11I've got this in me.
37:12You've got it, mate.
37:13Come on, Jamie.
37:14You can do it, Jamie.
37:15I believe in you.
37:16Yes!
37:17Yes!
37:18Yes!
37:19Yes!
37:20Yes!
37:21Yes!
37:22Yes!
37:23Yes!
37:24Yes!
37:25Yes!
37:26Yes!
37:27Yes!
37:28Yes!
37:29Yes!
37:30OK, Red Team, question three.
37:31Who is the Lionesses' all-time top goalscorer?
37:32Ellen...
37:33Isn't it?
37:34Ellen White.
37:35It is Ellen White.
37:36Point to the Red Team.
37:37Yes!
37:38Yes!
37:39Let's increase the distance to 3.5 metres.
37:43Three, two, one, go!
37:45Come on, Jamie.
37:46Oh!
37:47I got a touch!
37:48No, you didn't!
37:49Let's VAR, please.
37:51Unlocking Red Team, you scored two points!
37:53OK, Blue Team, now, Chris, in order to help you out, we've got a sound ball that has
38:15a little rattle inside to help you out.
38:17Let's have a listen.
38:18LAUGHTER
38:21OK, guys.
38:22LAUGHTER
38:24So, Chris, I imagine that you know exactly where it is now.
38:27Jesus Christ!
38:28Is he supposed to use fucking Sonar?
38:30LAUGHTER
38:32Time starts when the whistle goes...
38:34Hang on, hang on, hang on.
38:35I need some help from my team-mates here.
38:36OK.
38:37Is it... am I straight down here?
38:38Straight on.
38:39Straight down.
38:40And how far away is it?
38:41Two metres.
38:42Two metres, yeah.
38:43And it's about Eddye.
38:44If it was Ramesh, you'd be about there.
38:45LAUGHTER
38:46Yeah, it's in your head.
38:48Yeah.
38:49In your head.
38:50Yeah.
38:51Oh, go ahead, mate.
38:52All right, good luck, Chris.
38:53Go, Chris.
38:54Go, Chris.
38:57Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.
39:00Go on, Chris.
39:01Come on, Chris, jump.
39:02Oh, my God.
39:03If he gets this, he's going to be lit.
39:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:07Chris, unbelievable.
39:08Unbelievable.
39:09Unbelievable.
39:10Chris, well done.
39:11Blue Team, your first question.
39:12Which team did Chloe Kelly have a season ticket for growing up?
39:14Oh, QPR.
39:15Is correct.
39:16Well done, Blue Team.
39:17Good job, Gerald.
39:18Let's increase the distance to 2.5 metres.
39:20Three, two, one.
39:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:22Well done, Jill.
39:23Well done, Jill.
39:24Well done, Jill.
39:25Let's increase the distance to 2.5 metres.
39:27Three, two, one.
39:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:29Is correct.
39:30Well done, Blue Team.
39:31Good job, Gerald.
39:32Let's increase the distance to 2.5 metres.
39:37Three, two, one.
39:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:44Well done, Jill.
39:47Uh, question number two.
39:49Who was the Lioness's previous permanent manager before Serena Wiegman?
39:53Phil Nemo.
39:54Is correct.
39:55Well done, Blue Team.
39:56Yes.
39:57Let's increase the distance to 3 metres.
40:02On the whistle.
40:03Three, two, one, go.
40:04Oh, my God.
40:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:08God damn it.
40:09We're going to VAR, let's have a look.
40:11He did touch it.
40:13I don't think he did.
40:14Yeah, he did.
40:15Yes!
40:18Uh, okay, Blue Team, your third question.
40:21In which minute did Chloe Kelly score the winning goal against Germany
40:24in the 2022 Euros final?
40:26Oh, God.
40:27It's 116.
40:29110.
40:30Unbelievable.
40:31No.
40:32It's 110.
40:33Yeah.
40:34Uh, okay.
40:35Let's increase the distance to 3.5 metres.
40:40Come on, now.
40:41I need some crowd, come on.
40:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:43Who is the only lioness to have more international caps than Jill?
41:01Oh, Farrah Williams.
41:02Is the correct answer, well done, Blue Team.
41:04Oh, God.
41:05We're going to increase the distance to 4 metres.
41:10Okay, Meeks, you are for giving this a go.
41:13Yeah.
41:14If you get this, you get five bonus points for the team.
41:16Five.
41:17Do I get a couple of chances?
41:18Give me two chances.
41:19Two chances.
41:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, go.
41:21Two chances.
41:22Give it up for Michael Richards.
41:23Go on, mate.
41:24Go, Meeks.
41:25Oh, my.
41:26Meeks, I'm so close.
41:27What a...
41:28Hey, you've got it.
41:29You've got it.
41:30You've got it.
41:31Oh, my.
41:32You've got it.
41:33Oh.
41:34You've got it this time.
41:35Okay.
41:36Meeks, do you want to give it another go?
41:37Oh.
41:38Oh.
41:39Oh.
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42:22Oh.
42:23Oh.
42:24Gracias.
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