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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:11Very excited about tonight's show because one of my guests is, well I guess you'd describe him as a bit of a bad boy, sort of quite outspoken.
00:18This is the moment for Paddy Pimblor.
00:21Sort of a small kind of dangerous package of a man. Very much an alpha male, I'd say.
00:26You talking about me?
00:27Yeah. Yeah, Josh. Of course I'm talking about you.
00:51Hello, I'm Romesh Dragon A from Mrs. The League of the Road and it's fight night.
00:56Right, let's meet the teams. Joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards in the blue corner is a comedian who looks like Tyson Fury, if he'd stopped boxing and done a BTEC in leisure and tourism.
01:04It's Tom Davis!
01:05And alongside Jamie Redknapp on the red team, it's the hardest man in podcasting, the Devon Destroyer, it's Josh Whittaker!
01:15And joining them tonight, he's a food-loving UFC star who loves smashing pizzas and people in the face.
01:28It's Paddy the Baddy Pimblor!
01:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:43Come on!
01:52APPLAUSE
01:52Paddy, how are you, mate?
01:54How are you, Romesh? Good?
01:55Muy bien, gracias por venir.
01:57Ahora, obviamente, tú eres un gran estero en la UFC,
02:00uno de los más brutales en el mundo.
02:02Así que quiero empezar con la pregunta, ¿qué es el tema de la cara de la cara?
02:07¿Qué es la historia?
02:08Es la fashion en Liverpool, a la vez, todos los gruegos de RA.
02:11Todos los gruegos de RA, todos los gruegos de RA.
02:13Y yo nunca me gustó.
02:14¡Gracias con Pakadis Rufill?
02:15No, I mean, I like it, I love it, I think it's really good.
02:19Tom, you've basically gone for the same haircut yourself.
02:24Uh, Tom, you're a big fan of Paddy, aren't you?
02:26Massive, massive fan of Paddy, love him.
02:28Good for the sport, big UFC fan.
02:30Thank you very much.
02:31Um, how much would you love to have a head of hair like Paddy's?
02:34I just like to have hair.
02:36Well, listen, Tom, we like to make dreams come true on this show,
02:40so I've got something for you.
02:42Um, I want to give you the opportunity...
02:44¡Muchas gracias!
02:46¡Gracias!
02:48¡Gracias!
02:50¡Esto es un honor!
02:54¡There we go!
02:56¡Gracias!
02:58¡You look like the half of Waisville!
03:04¡I like it!
03:06¡You look like my first girlfriend!
03:08¡Fueron que mi first girlfriend he ever beat?
03:10¡Really!
03:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:42No, no, no, no, no.
03:44And obviously a decision is the other way.
03:46You can win by DQ as well, but no-one wants to win by that.
03:48So, I mean, obviously, I don't know if you got picked out,
03:51but Josh isn't entirely sure about the sport.
03:53Would you mind demonstrating a joke?
03:54No, no, no, no, no.
03:56We would like to see Josh in a...
03:58Yes!
03:59Paddy, do you mind...?
04:01No, no, you can't tap out before, right?
04:03Paddy, do you mind coming out?
04:05Just show us, Paddy, what we'd have to do.
04:07We could show you properly and put you unconscious.
04:09Yeah, that'd be amazing.
04:10Well, let's not...
04:11Yeah!
04:12Yeah!
04:13Yeah!
04:14Yeah!
04:15And actually, this could be your first ever fight
04:17against Paddy Pimlet.
04:19Well, one thought Paddy the baddie.
04:21And the joke will be on you, cos what if I win?
04:23It's funny you say that, Josh, cos, Paddy,
04:26I don't want to upset you,
04:27but Josh actually sent me a voice note about it.
04:29No, I didn't.
04:30Oh, hey, Romesh, this is Josh Widdicombe.
04:32You know Josh Widdicombe from Last Leg and Parenting Hell.
04:35I just want to say, I thought on League of the World
04:37you've got Paddy Pimlet.
04:39Absolutely hate that prick.
04:42That's not me!
04:43That is you!
04:44That's you!
04:45That's not me!
04:46Of course!
04:47I wouldn't say this is Josh Widdicombe to Romesh.
04:49Listen to this bit, this is pretty bad.
04:51Paddy the baddie?
04:52More like Paddy the pussy.
04:54Oh, wow!
04:56I didn't think it was me, but it's as funny as me.
05:01Who wants to see it?
05:02Yeah, let's see it.
05:03Yeah!
05:04Paddy, do you mind just doing a little bit?
05:05What are we doing?
05:06Don't choke him out completely.
05:07Oh, cheers, Rom!
05:08Just, oh, don't kill me!
05:10I won't proper squeeze it like I would in a fight,
05:12I'll just...
05:13Semi, semi, just like Poppy's head like a pimple.
05:16Go on, let's...
05:17OK, come on, let's...
05:18So you're saying you're not going to kill me fast,
05:19you're going to kill me slowly?
05:20No, it's all right, you can just stay there,
05:22cos it's like I'm on your back.
05:23Can I take my glasses off?
05:25It's not going to make a difference, your glasses,
05:27don't you?
05:28Do you want to be able to see properly
05:30as you lose consciousness?
05:31Is that what...?
05:33One arm comes underneath,
05:35grab your own bicep.
05:36What?!
05:37This hand goes behind.
05:38Fucking hands!
05:41Just like that.
05:50But you've got to...
05:51But when someone's got you like Paddy,
05:52you've got to tap out, right?
05:53Oh, yeah, the first thing you do, right,
05:55isn't go, are you all right,
05:56it's check the technique with Paddy.
05:58I almost just died!
06:00That genuinely was so much worse
06:03than I thought it was going to be.
06:04I could take that.
06:05That's not that bad.
06:06Go on, let's see there, go.
06:07Go on, let's see there, go.
06:08Go on, let's see there, go.
06:09Go on, let's see there, go.
06:10Go on, let's see there, go.
06:11Go on, let's see there, go.
06:12Go on, let's see there, go.
06:13Just make sure you tap, please,
06:15I don't want to put you to sleep.
06:16All right.
06:17Make sure you tap.
06:18Sounds.
06:19Shall we have a look?
06:20Albert, dear.
06:21Come on, Paddy!
06:22What?!
06:24Oh, my God!
06:30Minute!
06:31Oh, my God.
06:32How was that, mate?
06:33My windpipe's gone.
06:34Do you know what?
06:35For the record, only one of us tapped out.
06:37Yes, you are.
06:38OK, let's crack on with round one.
06:39This question is for you, blue team.
06:40Have a look at this.
06:41Rockin' Ronnie Rumble!
06:43They've got you a landing train again there,
06:45left hook for me.
06:46Mick.
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07:34¿Qué es lo que se llama?
08:0496.0, he lost his wife...
08:08¡No!
08:17¡No, pero listen, you genuinely are looking incredible.
08:20Back in the day, though, I hope you know I'm not saying
08:22you were no stranger to a bit of a food binge.
08:24Oh, mate, yeah.
08:24So what's the biggest you ever went?
08:26I used to be addicted.
08:28There was a...
08:28In Chinatown, in London, there used to be an all-you-can-eat buffet.
08:31It was $4.99.
08:32$4.99?
08:34Eso es para haber sido shite.
08:37.
08:39No, era un buen en catering.
08:40.
08:40.
08:42.
08:43.
08:45.
08:45.
08:51.
08:51.
08:57.
08:58.
09:01.
09:01.
09:02.
09:02Estaba que irse a este restaurante, y ella me dijo, sí, sí, es todo lo que puedo comer.
09:07¿Qué? ¿Qué? $4.99, todo lo que puedo comer, es todo lo que puedo comer.
09:11Sí, pero, para ser honesto, él está pagando por ella, así que es $9.98.
09:17Yo le daba a $10, no hay nada más, no hay nada más.
09:20Y nos llegamos a la frente de la cue, y la mujer, ella me miró con un rato, y ella me dijo,
09:24tú, solo voy a ir a una vez.
09:26Y entonces ella le llamó a todos los waitores, él solo va a ir a una vez.
09:30¿Sabes, dónde te dir La Story backstage, le hice la accent.
09:34Yes.
09:36I figure I'm tickling around being cancelled...
09:38He segued that, didn't he?
09:40No, no te lies, yo iba muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, ¡ay!
09:44Y I could see Josh willing me to do it.
09:46¿Dónde lo que, no te had to León, ¿dónde te hiciste a Caribbean restaurante?
09:50Y ya había toongeado con alguien y de los habitantes.
09:52Y ya he's just been cancelled.
09:54So what about Molly McCann? Paddy, you're close with Molly, obviously.
10:00How did she get the nickname The Meatball?
10:02Yeah, she used to work in Subway, didn't she?
10:05Like, she used to... She did.
10:08She used to do a night shift in Subway, lad,
10:11and then come in the gym the next morning
10:13and you could smell the remnants of meatballs on her.
10:17Yeah, we thought Tom worked at Subway for a while,
10:19but it was just his natural musk.
10:22We've actually got a picture of Molly working in Subway.
10:25There she is.
10:27No, she actually has done that before.
10:29She used to dress up as Subman,
10:31which coincidentally makes his nickname at Man City.
10:35Wow! Wow!
10:38Wow!
10:40Whoa.
10:42That's actually fucking...
10:44Why are you being over? Look at his up here himself.
10:46Laughing at his own jokes. What a twat.
10:48Now, Paddy, your love of food
10:53has actually earned a reputation for your extreme cuts
10:55to get down to fighting weight.
10:57Let's have a look at this transformation.
10:59Ah, yes, Paddy, incredible.
11:01I would argue your wife has had a bigger transformation.
11:03LAUGHTER
11:04LAUGHTER
11:05APPLAUSE
11:07Um...
11:10Well, lads...
11:12APPLAUSE
11:13Have you got something in your pocket
11:14or are you just really excited to be in that weight?
11:16LAUGHTER
11:17Oh, dear, on that one?
11:19Yeah, yeah.
11:20Just buzzing, you might be good.
11:21That had to load the comments on it about that, to be fair.
11:23Well, don't worry, it's not that big.
11:25LAUGHTER
11:26I wasn't worrying.
11:27LAUGHTER
11:28What do you eat just before a fight?
11:30Do you eat just right up to your fight?
11:31Or how do you treat a fight?
11:32Yeah, in the last fight,
11:33I was sitting in the back eating some jellies,
11:36just eating a little bit of...
11:37Just to keep it going.
11:38A little bit of the cards, yeah.
11:39Right, right, right.
11:40Josh, what do you do to prepare for a big gig?
11:42LAUGHTER
11:45I don't know why that was a funny question.
11:47LAUGHTER
11:49Um, so I, when I'm on tour,
11:51I take my own duvet and pillow.
11:53LAUGHTER
11:55Yeah, I...
11:56Cos I've got a bad neck, I have to take...
11:58Particularly now.
11:59I have to take my own pillow around with me.
12:01Yeah, yeah.
12:02And it's got its own plastic carry case with a handle.
12:04Yeah, well...
12:05He really is a tragic bastard.
12:07We've actually...
12:08We've actually got a picture of your pre-gig set-up.
12:10Have a look at this.
12:11LAUGHTER
12:13Oh, it's the...
12:14Mattress!
12:15That's an inflatable mattress.
12:16Yeah.
12:17You take that as well?
12:18Yeah, they don't provide that.
12:19I'm not made of money.
12:20Yeah.
12:21Gives you an idea of the level that Josh is touring at.
12:22Look at that room.
12:23It looks like he's about to get up and do a video and go,
12:26Please tell my children I'm OK.
12:28LAUGHTER
12:29If you could just meet the demands, they will release me.
12:32Do you know what?
12:33It is quite showbiz.
12:34Cos I didn't inflate the mattress myself.
12:35I got my tour manager to do it.
12:37Oh, wow.
12:38Is that a kid's bed?
12:39No, it's a...
12:40LAUGHTER
12:41No, it's a lilo.
12:43Look, you can see I've put the bottle of water next to it for scale.
12:47LAUGHTER
12:48When I came in...
12:49Is that a bluey duvet?
12:50What?
12:51What is the pattern on that duvet?
12:54Is that a bluey duvet?
12:55No, it's not a bluey duvet.
12:56LAUGHTER
12:57Looks like flowers.
12:58It does, it really does.
12:59What's the deal?
13:00What's the deal?
13:01I just bought a cheap duvet.
13:02Sorry, your issue is that I haven't got a cool enough duvet cover.
13:06I'm a tour duvet.
13:07I don't think if you're going to show off about having a bed in your dress.
13:09I'm not showing off!
13:10He brought up the picture!
13:11You clearly sent that around the group.
13:13I don't want a group!
13:14I'm not in any group!
13:16Uh, the group is, there is a group.
13:19It's called Tragic Virgins.
13:20LAUGHTER
13:22I'm going to go for a double, but then I thought...
13:28What's the point?
13:29I'm Josh.
13:30LAUGHTER
13:31Well, it's quite presumptuous to get to a gig and then start pumping up a double bed.
13:36Just want to see what might happen before the gig.
13:39Now, Tom, you had any food-related jobs?
13:42Yeah, actually, I was a kitchen porter for a little while.
13:44What?
13:45Yeah, I was a kitchen porter, like, pot wash.
13:47What was that?
13:48Like, washing up and shit.
13:49Uh, in, like, quite a high...
13:51A place called De Connort in London.
13:52Oh, that is nice.
13:54And I'll tell you something that was great, is, at the end of the day, you'd be the last person there,
13:58so you used to be able to steal, like, some of the fish and the meat and sell it down the pub.
14:01LAUGHTER
14:02And, uh, I got caught one day, stealing, and the head chef beat me with a lobster.
14:07LAUGHTER
14:09He went, he was French.
14:10He went, you disgust me!
14:12You did!
14:13And he's, like, whipping me with a lobster.
14:15And then, uh, what did the Chinese person work in there for?
14:18LAUGHTER
14:26Uh, OK, Blue Team, I need an answer from you.
14:28Who used to work in an ice cream van?
14:30Who's so tight that they won't let their dinner dates order starters?
14:33And who celebrated a title win by eating 50 McNuggets in bed?
14:36Oh, man, I think Canelo worked in an ice cream van.
14:39It would almost be definite that he worked in an ice cream van.
14:41By the way, Molly's an absolute saint, Molly.
14:43Molly's letting you have a start all the day.
14:44Yeah, I think she'd let you have a start and being deserved.
14:47Um, that's what I'm saying.
14:48Do you know what it is, Joe?
14:49OK.
14:50I can tell you that Canelo Alvarez used to work in an ice cream van.
14:53Molly McCann celebrated a title win by eating 50 McNuggets,
14:55and Anthony Joshua won't let dinner dates order.
14:58Yeah!
14:59Yeah, Blue Team Blue!
15:00Yes, Tom!
15:01Well done, Blue Team, you scored three points!
15:03Good job, Jamie!
15:04Good job!
15:06Thank you.
15:15Tony, talking of food,
15:17you broke a record at one of your favourite restaurants,
15:19didn't you?
15:20Yeah.
15:21Chicken Wing Challenge Wing Wednesday.
15:22Wednesday and how many did you get free
15:2446 things I think wow
15:27That's 23 chickens it can't even wave at their mates anymore
15:30hey
15:33you're also a big fan of a chicken wing on here
15:35what we say though I know what you can
15:38it's not what you think it's because you're black
15:41listen be and Mica's chicken wing love gave me an idea for a game
15:52Both teams are up for this. Go and get ready.
15:54This is Wing of Fire.
16:05I wanted to see who the true king of the wing is,
16:08Paddy or Micah.
16:09To settle it, we're doing a good old-fashioned eating contest.
16:11Whoever eats the most spicy chicken wings
16:13will bag their team a massive bonus point.
16:16Let's welcome back our competitors.
16:18From Leeds, it's the plucky underdog Micah Richards.
16:20And from Liverpool, it's the reigning champion, Paddy the Baddy!
16:39All right, take a seat, guys. Get your bibs on.
16:41We've got some gloves for you as well,
16:43cos that'll be a nightmare when you take a piss later
16:44if you don't put some gloves on.
16:46Now, lad, if you wear gloves,
16:48I'm going to give you some stick, you know.
16:51Oh, oh, say something cool back.
16:53Say something cool back.
16:54I'm going to wear gloves.
16:56Micah, come on.
16:57You child.
16:59It's a very girly thing to do.
17:01Oi!
17:02So, look at your head!
17:06Tom will probably just hold your penis later anyway
17:08if you need a wig.
17:10Well, you know what?
17:11As a cup man, I'm there for you.
17:12If you need me to hold your penis later, I'm there for you.
17:14OK, you've each got plates of the spiciest wings
17:18our health and safety department would let us use.
17:20Can you please take the cloches off?
17:22Me?
17:23Yeah.
17:23OK, so there's your wings.
17:25Just to let you know, they are vegan.
17:27Oh!
17:29Swear me.
17:30Leave it.
17:31Please, please, it's not a chicken.
17:33I'm not doing vegan wings.
17:35They're vegan wings.
17:36What are they made of?
17:37You can't call it a chicken wing if it's not a chicken.
17:39It's a, it's a chicken.
17:42Oh, chicken.
17:43It's chicken.
17:45Chap, chap, listen.
17:46Hold on, let me just, let me take care of this.
17:47Chap, listen, we're getting big, big money for this.
17:50You've got to eat them.
17:50I'm highly disappointed.
17:51Believe it.
17:51The belt is on the line.
17:52You can't let them beat you.
17:53OK.
17:54Romes, you're like a dick season on this show, aren't you?
17:56No.
17:57Just a dick.
17:58Don't say it.
18:01Me, can you just have vegan wings?
18:03But listen, they are very spicy.
18:05They are made of jackfruit.
18:06You're a fan of jackfruit, Paddy?
18:07Oh, what the fuck's jackfruit?
18:08I'm vegetarian, and even I think that's lame.
18:10Shut up, John.
18:12Shut up.
18:12Don't applaud.
18:13Don't applaud.
18:13Don't applaud.
18:16And this is oat milk, isn't it?
18:18It is oat milk.
18:20Is this really oat milk?
18:21It's not oat milk.
18:22It is oat milk.
18:23So I tried it.
18:24I was like, what the fuck's wrong with that milk?
18:26And now it's all fallen into place.
18:28Romes has got too much power.
18:31How are you with spice, Meeks?
18:32They're quite spicy, these wings.
18:34No, I'm good normally with spice.
18:35OK.
18:36Don't like the spice boys, but yeah, I'm good.
18:38Oh, zing.
18:41Nice, fella.
18:42OK.
18:43Whoever eats the most wings gets the bonus point.
18:45Oh, what the hell?
18:48Oh, these are my new childsies?
18:50Jesus.
18:50You know what?
18:51In my head, that was going to hit Romesh and it's backfired.
18:55Normally, you only see scenes like that on Josh's Lilo in the dressing room.
18:58OK, whoever eats the most wings gets the bonus point.
19:06We'll stop for a milk break.
19:06It is oat milk.
19:07It's round one.
19:09Off you go.
19:10Go.
19:10Come on, Micah.
19:11Come on.
19:12Come on, Micah.
19:12Come on.
19:13Get right into it.
19:15Come on, people.
19:15Come on, Ian.
19:15Come on, Ian.
19:16Yeah.
19:17Come on, Ian.
19:18Come on, Ian.
19:18Come on, champion.
19:19That's one for me.
19:20Come on, honey.
19:20Come on, Ian.
19:21Come on, Ian.
19:22Come on, Kevin.
19:22That's two for me.
19:23Come on, Mick.
19:24¡Vamos!
19:26¡Vamos!
19:28¡Wow!
19:30¡Pete a la!
19:32¡Vamos, chum!
19:34¡Vamos, chum!
19:39¡Ok, eso es...
19:41¡Es que es... ¡Fuckin' disgusting!
19:44¡Oh, no!
19:46¡Oh, no!
19:48¡Oh, no! ¡He spat it out!
19:50¡He spat it out!
19:52¿No?
19:53No, no!
19:54Stop talking!
19:55Oh my God, lad, how the fuck are you vegan, lad?
20:05He's gone, he's gone, hold on, he's gonna tap out!
20:08He's gonna tap, he's tapping!
20:10Oh no, he's good, he's good, I've got him, I've got him.
20:12He's gone, you're mad at your...
20:14No, he's good, he's good, he's good.
20:16He's not that, he's fine.
20:17You're right, you're right.
20:18No, he's tapping out.
20:19Can I just let you behind the scenes a little bit?
20:21We talked about how spicy you wanted the wings to be, and Meek said,
20:25I'm Caribbean, make it as hot as you like.
20:27And now, you look like you're about to shit a kidney.
20:32Oh, he's gone, he's tapping out.
20:34Look how sweet he's got on his face.
20:36He's fine, he's fine.
20:38No, he's gone, he's out.
20:39He looks like he's melting.
20:41Oh my God, that is fucking unreal.
20:46Meek, are you all right?
20:48Are they that hot?
20:49Jay, have a try on these.
20:50Do that.
20:51Do that.
20:52Oh, shit.
20:53What, what's wrong?
20:54They hurt.
20:55Are you all right?
20:57I think I've shit meself?
20:59I think I've shit meself.
21:01I think I have.
21:03I think I have.
21:05What fucking hell.
21:06Fuck.
21:07Fuck.
21:08Fuck.
21:09Fuck.
21:10Fuck.
21:11Oh my God.
21:12Fuck.
21:13Give me that big.
21:14Give me that big.
21:15Give me that big.
21:16I believe.
21:17Hey, listen.
21:18Worry about your man.
21:19He's having a heart attack.
21:20Look how much he's sweating.
21:21He's all right.
21:22He's okay.
21:23I just can't believe I got wet around six guys.
21:27Let's go again.
21:28I'm ready.
21:29I'm back.
21:30He's back.
21:31I'm back.
21:32What a comeback.
21:33I'm back.
21:34He's back.
21:35I'm back.
21:36What a comeback.
21:45Let's do it.
21:46Lucy, any advice for me?
21:48Just go for it.
21:49Look, this is your rocky moment.
21:51You're down a round, but you can take this back and you can win.
21:54I believe in you.
21:55He's up a round.
21:56He's winning.
21:57You're better.
21:58You're on a round.
22:00Okay.
22:01Okay.
22:02Okay.
22:03Carried away.
22:04Red team, any motivational words for Paddy?
22:06He took a bit of a hit.
22:07Any motivational words?
22:08He's coming back.
22:09This is your round, Cam.
22:10This is your round, Cam.
22:11Giant pretenders chicken, even though it's not unlikely.
22:12Okay.
22:13It's time for round two.
22:14Good luck.
22:15Get Paddy.
22:16Come on, Paddy.
22:17Come on, Paddy.
22:18Come on, Paddy.
22:19Come on, Paddy.
22:20Come on, Paddy.
22:21Come on, Paddy.
22:22Come on, Paddy.
22:23Come on, Paddy.
22:24Come on, Paddy.
22:25Come on, Paddy.
22:26Lightwork, baby.
22:27Lightwork.
22:30Ah!
22:31Come on, Paddy.
22:32Come on, Paddy.
22:33Come on, Paddy.
22:34Come on, Paddy.
22:35Come on, Paddy.
22:36Come on, Paddy.
22:37Come on, Paddy.
22:38Come on, Paddy.
22:39Come on, Paddy.
22:40Okay.
22:41I can declare that by unanimous decision, with an unbelievable four wings, the winner is Michael
22:46Richard.
22:47Michael Richard.
22:48This is a full of bullshit.
22:50Give me a hand over the belt, please.
22:52Oh.
23:01So at the end of that round, the blue team are in the lead.
23:03Yeah.
23:04Woo.
23:05Yeah.
23:06Yeah.
23:09Yeah.
23:14This question is for you, Red Team.
23:19Have a look at this.
23:20¡Suscríbete al canal!
23:50So there you saw Trent Alexander, Arnoldino Fernandez and Bernardo Silva.
23:56All three are tough competitors, but I want to know about their softer sides.
24:00Who bonded with a team-mate over a Harry Potter movie marathon?
24:03Who kept his Christmas tree up all year for good luck?
24:06And whose childhood nickname was Little Onion?
24:09I was actually nicknamed after food as well.
24:11At least I think that's why they were calling me a chocolate brownie curry face.
24:13LAUGHTER
24:15LAUGHTER
24:17LAUGHTER
24:19LAUGHTER
24:21Paddy, do you have a softer side?
24:25Yeah, I have a much softer side.
24:27Yeah? What sort of stuff makes you sort of sad?
24:30What makes you emotional?
24:31I cry watching films and all, stuff like that, lad.
24:33Yeah?
24:33Like, watched The Lion King with the babies last week, lad.
24:36When Mufasa dies, lad, if you don't share the tear, you're a cold-hearted man.
24:40Oh, yeah.
24:42I'm with you, baby.
24:43Cheers for spoiling it, mate. I was watching it next week.
24:45LAUGHTER
24:46LAUGHTER
24:47I think you're a bit of a softie. I can see you've got a soft side to you.
24:51And, lad, sometimes I cry when adverts come on, lad, if they're emotional ones.
24:55I cry at adverts.
24:56There's a really sad one with, like, the old man, and he's all dodgery, and then he goes,
25:00Air-Cold Memory Foam.
25:03LAUGHTER
25:04LAUGHTER
25:05APPLAUSE
25:07LAUGHTER
25:08APPLAUSE
25:09Josh, what was the last thing that made you cry?
25:15Last time I saw you got a new TV show, that hit me quite hard.
25:17LAUGHTER
25:18I'd get used to that, mate.
25:20LAUGHTER
25:21I have, mate. I fucking have.
25:24You're going to be sobbing quite a lot.
25:26LAUGHTER
25:28LAUGHTER
25:30It's so annoying when someone's getting more from the crowd doing your voice.
25:34LAUGHTER
25:36LAUGHTER
25:38Paddy, we've actually got a clip of you showing off your softest side.
25:41Hello, look, eh, it's, me dog's just bad, like, a sloppy...
25:45..outside, I was just wondering, like, some water,
25:47I don't want to leave it outside.
25:48That's how it's about you.
25:50LAUGHTER
25:51It is.
25:52I'm, like, five minutes away from who?
25:54Um, don't worry, I'll clean it.
25:56It's good. Right.
25:57You sure? I just, I feel, I feel terrible, you know what I mean?
26:01LAUGHTER
26:02No, sure, I...
26:03It's just bad, the proper stuff.
26:04Listen, I can't even pick it up in the poo bag, you know what I mean?
26:07Don't worry, I'll clean it when I get in.
26:09Uh, thank you very much once again, I'm sorry about that.
26:13APPLAUSE
26:15Can I say, er, Paddy, word of advice, always carry a straw.
26:21LAUGHTER
26:26Paddy, that was actually really sweet of you.
26:27That is so sweet.
26:28That's really not.
26:29I feel like welling up listening to that.
26:30LAUGHTER
26:31I just want to ask one quick question.
26:33Are you OK, Mix?
26:34I feel like that dog.
26:37LAUGHTER
26:39You look concussed.
26:41LAUGHTER
26:42I might have to go for his shit.
26:43LAUGHTER
26:45APPLAUSE
26:47Josh, how would you react if Paddy had rung your doorbell
26:49in the middle of the night?
26:51Beating the shit out of him.
26:52LAUGHTER
26:53LAUGHTER
26:54Joe Colt?
26:55Joe Colt, yeah.
26:56LAUGHTER
26:57Now, Paddy, you named Bruno Fernandes as the player
26:59you'd most like to fight.
27:01LAUGHTER
27:03LAUGHTER
27:04What is...
27:05What is your problem with Bruno?
27:07First and foremost, he plays for Man United.
27:09Right.
27:10And he just looks like a rat.
27:11LAUGHTER
27:13Looks...
27:14Looks like a rat for Chewie.
27:15Have you seen the cartoon?
27:16Yeah.
27:17Well, let's see what he's got to say for himself.
27:20Please give it up for Bruno Fernandes!
27:22LAUGHTER
27:27Apparently, Paddy, Bruno's such a nice guy,
27:29he bought Christmas presents for all the club staff at Man United.
27:31Does that change your mind about him?
27:32No, yeah, it goes up in my estimation for that.
27:34But if United got any staff left, then they all get sacked.
27:37LAUGHTER
27:43Talking of Christmas, Josh, tell me, is this guy a fan of Santa?
27:46LAUGHTER
27:49Oh, Josh, I love you so much.
27:51This is you on the Christmas Strictly.
27:52That was me on the Christmas Strictly.
27:54I'm going to take a wild guess
27:56and say that you managed to avoid the Strictly curse.
27:58LAUGHTER
27:59LAUGHTER
28:00APPLAUSE
28:02APPLAUSE
28:04LAUGHTER
28:06APPLAUSE
28:08LAUGHTER
28:10APPLAUSE
28:11Uh, Paddy, do you think...
28:13Could you see yourself ever doing Strictly in the future?
28:15No.
28:16Wouldn't.
28:17No, I'd do it, but I wouldn't be allowed, my wife would stab me.
28:20LAUGHTER
28:21Why?
28:22She's already told me,
28:23there's no way you are ever doing Strictly.
28:25Josh, is there a feeling, like, of, like, flirting and sort of...
28:28Was your missus all right with it? Like, genuinely?
28:30What, when I was doing the Charleston dress like that?
28:32What, have you got a missus?
28:33LAUGHTER
28:34LAUGHTER
28:35LAUGHTER
28:36Why have you got a single inflatable bed, Denny, is both that small?
28:45LAUGHTER
28:46Uh, now, Paddy, it's fair to say you're not a fan of any of these players, are you?
28:51Uh, what about Trent, Paddy?
28:53You don't like him, I mean, surely...
28:54Oh, no, no.
28:55Don't, please.
28:56You can't blame him.
28:57Don't stop.
28:58What are you going to say?
28:59You're going to say something to wind up here, aren't you?
29:00No, I'm not, I'm not.
29:01I'm just, you know...
29:02You can't blame him for wanting to move to a bigger club.
29:04That's...
29:05That's all I'm saying.
29:06I thought you were going to say something worse than that.
29:08Sorry, no.
29:09No, everyone knows how I feel about Trent, lad.
29:11You know what I mean?
29:12He betrayed his boy old club who'd done everything for him,
29:14made his life what it is today,
29:16and he's went to Real Madrid thinking he's going to be the next David Beckham,
29:19and now he's warming the bench up for kind of a hell.
29:21It's poetic justice at its finest.
29:27Jamie, we're talking about people that Paddy hates.
29:30Yeah.
29:31But you're such a lovable, nice guy.
29:32I can't imagine you hating anyone.
29:33Yeah, I don't hate many people.
29:34I don't hate anyone.
29:35You know?
29:36No, genuinely.
29:37No, I'm good.
29:38I...
29:39Look, people might get on my nerves,
29:40but Paddy's opinions, like, are not expressed by everybody on Sky Sports.
29:44Stop being so nice, Jamie.
29:45Just be honest.
29:46You don't be like...
29:48I'm honestly Paddy, right?
29:50I'm good.
29:51I'm good with everyone.
29:52You're lying.
29:53You're lying.
29:54You're lying.
29:55David Beckham.
29:56What?
29:57You had the rivalry when he was younger.
30:00You know, Liverpool won the United.
30:02Yeah, but that was a long time ago.
30:04Who was better looking?
30:06Who had the better misses?
30:08Wow.
30:09Who was a better footballer?
30:11Who won stuff?
30:13And he had a knighthood.
30:14Yeah.
30:15Yeah, so was Jimmy Savile.
30:16Whoa.
30:17Whoa.
30:18Whoa.
30:19Whoa.
30:20Whoa.
30:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:23Whoa.
30:24Whoa.
30:25Wow.
30:26Listen, mate.
30:27You ain't...
30:28I'm not begging for...
30:29I wouldn't want a knighthood if you gave it to me.
30:30Oh, come on, mate.
30:31You'd be sniffing around if you could get one.
30:32What do you want a knighthood?
30:33What are your accolades?
30:34Come on, what have you got?
30:35I've got the double.
30:36What's a double?
30:37Haircut of the year.
30:38And rear of the year.
30:39Seriously.
30:40That's a double.
30:41Have some of that.
30:42Smash hits, haircut of the year, by the way.
30:43Yeah.
30:44For the people that know.
30:45What year was that?
30:461997, peak year.
30:47That'd be 1975, 1976.
30:48Listen, you'd love haircut of the year, you prick.
30:49Ha, ha, ha, ha!
30:50OK, red team, we need an answer, please.
30:51Who bonded with a team mate over Harry Potter?
30:52Who kept his Christmas tree up all year for luck?
30:53And whose childhood nickname was Little Onion?
30:54Little Onion is going to be Bernard O'Shield.
30:55Yeah, it's got to be Bernard O'Shield.
30:56I don't know.
30:57I don't know.
30:58I don't know.
30:59I don't know.
31:00I don't know.
31:01I don't know.
31:02I don't know.
31:03I don't know.
31:04I don't know.
31:05You know.
31:06I don't know.
31:07I don't know.
31:08I don't know.
31:09I don't know.
31:10I don't know.
31:11I don't know.
31:12And I don't know.
31:13Little Onion is going to be Bernardo Silva.
31:16I'm going with you.
31:18They're both younger, so I'm guessing that they would be the Harry Potter one.
31:21Because he's younger than the other two.
31:23I can't tell you that Trent Alexander-Arnold
31:26bonded with Aaron Ramsdell over Harry Potter movie marathons.
31:29Bruno Fernandes' nickname is Little Onion.
31:30And Bernardo Silva kept his Christmas tree up all year round for luck.
31:34Well done, Red Team. You've scored one point.
31:36APPLAUSE
31:43Now, Paddy, you're obviously one of the hardest people in the country,
31:46but based on looks alone, which team do you think is the hardest?
31:50I'm not going to lie, I think Meeks and Tom would smash the paleo resin.
31:54LAUGHTER
31:55What about Jill? I think Jill would take Josh all day.
31:57I'm probably going there.
31:59By the way, her leg's been doing this since...
32:02I'm just getting ready. Yeah.
32:04OK. It's a weird decision, Tom,
32:06to demonstrate what Jill's leg's been doing under the table
32:08by demonstrating that also under the table.
32:10LAUGHTER
32:16You're right, Robbie.
32:18OK, well, we are going to find out
32:21who's the toughest team in this next game,
32:23because this is You've Got The Power.
32:25APPLAUSE
32:27We're about to find out which team is the hardest.
32:34Players from each team will take it in turns
32:36to unleash hell on our human punch bag, which is me.
32:39Unfortunately, I'm the only person not on a team,
32:41so I can be impartial, but I've been assured
32:43that I'm thoroughly padded so it won't hurt.
32:45Could you please raise me up?
32:54OK, I'm up now.
32:55All right, Paddy?
32:56Would you like to do a quick test, but take it easy?
32:58Oh, head paddy, lad.
32:59Is that all they speak? Just a little tester.
33:00Sizzle up. Fuck.
33:01That doesn't hurt that.
33:03They've seen how much padden you've got?
33:04Yeah, I'll show you. I'll kick it.
33:05No, no, no!
33:06Oh!
33:07You just smashed my own hands into my testicle.
33:16OK, we're going to have three match-ups.
33:18Players from each team will take it in turns to punch me.
33:20Is this real?
33:23Whoever hits me the hardest will get a point for their team.
33:25OK, let's play. First up, it's Josh and Jill.
33:27You can take the padding off for this one.
33:30Oh, wow!
33:32So, Josh, you're going to go on the first bell,
33:36and then, Jill, you'll go on the second bell.
33:37At which point, Josh, you stop.
33:40So, it's one at a time for five seconds.
33:41How long have I got? Oh, five seconds.
33:42I can do that.
33:43Josh, you've got a bell for as long as you last on the lilo, usually.
33:46OK, so.
33:48One bell, two bell, bell end.
33:52I've got it!
33:54OK.
33:56Good luck.
33:57You start on the first bell.
33:58Off we go.
34:06Oh, my God!
34:07Oh, my God!
34:10I'm lost now.
34:15Oh, shit!
34:16You nearly hit my face!
34:17You nearly hit my face!
34:18You nearly hit my face!
34:19Joe, fuck off!
34:20The bells!
34:21Fuck off, Jill!
34:23They nearly hit you!
34:26You nearly smashed me in the face!
34:28I thought you were going higher.
34:30Where? How?
34:30What? When?
34:31I'm going to be honest with you.
34:35Jill was so much stronger than Josh.
34:37What?
34:39What?
34:39But, because Jill tried to punch me in the face,
34:42I'm going to award the point to Josh.
34:43YAAAHHHHH!
34:46YAAAHHHHH!
34:48YAAAHHHHH!
34:51Next stop, it's Jamie versus Meats.
34:53Coming!
34:54Oh, oh, oh, baby!
34:59Woo!
35:00And Micah tentes up and throws on.
35:01He's going to follow through.
35:05OK, let's do it.
35:06Jamie, go on the first.
35:07Just a mix on the second.
35:07Good luck to you.
35:08Come on, Jamie!
35:13Come on, Micah!
35:14Come on, Micah!
35:15Come on, Micah!
35:21Yeah!
35:22OK.
35:27It hurts so much.
35:28Does it really?
35:29I feel bad now.
35:30That was pretty clear-cut.
35:32The point goes to the blue team.
35:34Well done, Micah!
35:35Oh, fuck off!
35:41I fucking moved him everywhere!
35:42OK, so, fortunately, the hard bit's over.
35:45We just got Paddy and Tom to go.
35:47Come on, Tom!
35:48Come on, Paddy, lad!
35:49Come on, Tom!
35:50Paddy, you're going to go on the second whistle.
35:51We're going one-to-off bodykick.
35:52No bodykick, Paddy!
35:55Paddy, I'm begging you, bro.
35:57Don't do it.
35:57Honestly, Paddy, think about those points.
36:00You made me smash my own dick and testicles.
36:02Listen, I swear, you win the show.
36:05And the...
36:06And the red team win!
36:08LAUGHTER
36:09They win the whole show!
36:10In fact, the red team...
36:12The red team win the series!
36:14They win the whole series!
36:15Give it up for Paddy!
36:16All the...
36:17100 points to Paddy!
36:18LAUGHTER
36:19Oh, God.
36:21OK, raise me up, please.
36:22So I'm first.
36:24Yeah, you're first.
36:25LAUGHTER
36:26Good luck on the bell.
36:27Jesus fucking, are you mental?
36:37LAUGHTER
36:38Are you fucking mental?
36:39Mate, we're not outside a hotel.
36:41Are you part of it?
36:45Jesus Christ!
36:46I thought we'd be here for the money.
36:47Come from painting a fucking roundabout
36:49to kick the shit out of an ethnic minority.
36:51LAUGHTER
36:55Jesus Christ!
36:56We're going to cut that off
36:57and I'm going to put the caption,
36:58ADL, in action.
37:01Let me tell you something.
37:03If there was another series, I'd quit.
37:04LAUGHTER
37:05Get James Corden back, you pieces of shit!
37:07LAUGHTER
37:13I just think I have an ad mic, oh, yeah?
37:15LAUGHTER
37:17OK, Paddy, when are you ready?
37:18Five seconds, OK, off we go.
37:20Go on, Paddy.
37:20Go on, Paddy.
37:21Oh, oh, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
37:26Oh, God, God!
37:27Oh, God!
37:28Oh, God!
37:29Oh, God!
37:30Wow!
37:31Wow!
37:32Nice one, Pete!
37:35Do you want me to do this bit for you, Mum?
37:37I actually don't really want to win this now,
37:38if I'm on this video.
37:39Believe me, you haven't, all right?
37:43The points go to Paddy and the red team, well done.
37:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:47OK, so at the end of that round, the blue team are in the lead.
38:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:02It's time for our final round.
38:15Let's see what they're up against tonight.
38:19It's Human Crazy Golf.
38:20Our teams will take it in turns to negotiate their way around our golf course.
38:24Which section they complete, they'll unlock a question for their team.
38:27There's points for every correct answer and three bonus points
38:30for the team who completes the course in the fastest time.
38:33OK, let's bring out our teams!
38:37Go on, Paddy. Come on.
38:47Yes, let's go!
38:48Let's go.
38:49Yes!
38:50Ready, right there.
38:51Yes! Go!
38:54Yeah!
38:55OK, Tom, you're in position.
39:00How do you fancy your chances against Tom in this?
39:03Oh, I'm going to smoke him in this, lad.
39:04OK.
39:05Paddy, Paddy, Paddy.
39:06Lad, the red team is not losing, lad.
39:08Tom, can I ask you a question?
39:10Yeah.
39:11What's your approach getting down there, mate?
39:12What are you thinking?
39:13Survive, hope to see my daughter again.
39:16OK, Tom and the blue team, your time starts on the sound of the whistle.
39:20Ready, go!
39:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:23Come on, Paddy!
39:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:28LAUGHTER
39:29LAUGHTER
39:30LAUGHTER
39:31LAUGHTER
39:32LAUGHTER
39:33Hands, hands, hands, hands.
39:34Give me a hand, give a hand.
39:35One, two, three.
39:37Yes!
39:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:39Come on, blue team!
39:41Do it?
39:41Yeah, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
39:42Yes!
39:43Yes!
39:44Yes!
39:45Where will I? Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom!
39:47Tom!
39:48OK, blue team, this is your first question, this is worth one point.
39:53How many size does an official UFC octagon have?
39:56LAUGHTER
39:57Eight.
39:58It's correct, on you go.
39:59One, two, three, one, two, three.
40:02One, two, three.
40:03Yes!
40:04Yes!
40:05Knock them down.
40:06Score!
40:07Yes!
40:08Hear the bow, hear the bow.
40:09Hear the bow, hear the bow.
40:11Hear the bow, hear the bow.
40:13OK, question two, this one's worth two points.
40:17Which EFL team and nicknamed the Pilgrims?
40:20Fuck.
40:21Plymouth?
40:22Dunno.
40:23Dunno.
40:24It's correct, on you go.
40:25Go, one.
40:26Smash, you can go, one.
40:27Smash, smash, smash.
40:28Go, go, jump.
40:29Go, go, go, go.
40:30Two, three, jump.
40:32Go, go, go, go.
40:33Two, three, jump.
40:35One.
40:36You've got to go under this.
40:37Go, under, under.
40:38Under.
40:39Squatting.
40:40Squatting.
40:41Squatting.
40:46Come on.
40:47Get my hand off.
40:48What?
40:49Get my hand off, Jekylls.
40:54Oh, my God.
40:55OK.
40:56This one is worth three points.
40:57Which division does Paddy the baddie fight in?
41:00Oh, I haven't got a clue.
41:02Middleweight.
41:03Ha, ha.
41:04That is incorrect.
41:05It's lightweight.
41:06On you go.
41:07I'm going to push back it.
41:08Fuck it.
41:09Just get me through it in.
41:10Oh, my God.
41:11What's that?
41:12Jesus Christ.
41:13Ah.
41:14One, two, three.
41:17Ah.
41:18One, two, three.
41:20Well done, Tom and the blue team, you scored three points.
41:30Yeah.
41:31Well done, mate.
41:32Tom, how was that?
41:33Well, I think back to the films, the TV shows, the acclaim, the good reviews.
41:40I'll always remember this as the lowest.
41:43Oh, my God.
41:45Oh, my God.
41:47Oh.
41:48Holy shit, that was funny.
41:51Eh, Paddy, how you feeling about this?
41:53I'm sweet, lad.
41:54OK.
41:55Well, good luck, Paddy.
41:56Eh, Paddy, good luck to you.
41:57Your time starts on the sound of the whistle.
41:59¡Gracias por ver el video!
42:29¡Gracias por ver el video!
42:59¡Gracias por ver el video!
43:29¿Qué es eso?
43:31¡Ah!
43:32¡Oh, f***ing hell!
43:33¡Push me! ¡Get me up!
43:35¡No!
43:36¡Get me up!
43:39¿Qué es eso?
43:41¡No, Paley!
43:47¡We've defo done that fast, I want the three points!
43:49Ok, Paley, I'm really sorry, you're supposed to stay in the hole, so we can't count that.
43:53F*** off.
43:54¡I'm joking, I'm joking!
43:55Well done, Red Team, you scored three points!
43:58Give it up for Paddy, the Daddy and the Red Team.
44:04I can reveal the team who completed the golf course in the quickest time was the Red Team.
44:10So that means that tonight's winners are the Red Team.
44:17Paddy!
44:19So thanks to Jamie, Josh and Paddy, Jill, Michael and Tom, you've been watching the League of
44:24Their Own.
44:25Good night.
44:26I'll edit your favorite stuff out of Remember.
44:53Gracias.
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