Is He Allergic To Her Bits?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an email from a listener who is wondering if her boyfriend is allergic to her bits. Every time he goes down on her, he sneezes, and she is looking for our advice!

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00:00does this listener think her guy is allergic to her badge shenina

00:14vaginina i love it i was gonna just stop at vag and then i thought i'd continue with vagina

00:23vaginina that's how gave pronounces vagina he's like i hate those vaginina i'm gave

00:31gave and chuck the free yeah is that one of those vaginina i was gonna stop at vag and then wanted

00:38to go all the way to the vagina and then i got stuck in the middle i know vaginina vaginina

00:44vaginina anyways okay stop what is the what's the problem would you like to get to the email

00:53yes thank you please remember if you ever want to reach us if you've got vaginina problems one

00:57eight five five nine five four six nine six nine that's our phone number

01:03the email is he already did he already like pre-game a little bit for his trip

01:10enjoy the rest of your day

01:13yeah no email email at daveandchuckthefreak.com is how you do it email at daveandchuckthefreak.com

01:22so this listener lisa yeah she says uh penis balls please keep me anonymous

01:29odd question for you guys my man and i we are 28 years old okay we are engaged

01:36we've been together for about seven years okay i don't remember uh recommend it then he's the only

01:41man i've ever been with sexually oh i do not recommend sex life is great but there's always one

01:49thing that's been a little interesting okay every time he goes down on me yeah he'll have a sneezing

01:59episode you're dusty

02:02you're dusty you're dusty down there i'm not talking one or two sneezes i'm talking at least

02:1110 now it doesn't matter if i'm shaved or not wow or any other exceptions you could be thinking of

02:21okay i was thinking dander at first which is pet dander well not pet dander her own dander

02:29pussycat dander that's what i was kind of thinking but i'm glad that it's to hear that

02:35it's shaved though that would kind of throw that all off sometimes shave sometimes not right they've

02:39been trying everything no matter what is she um have you guys heard of this are there any listeners

02:47that also do this or know someone this happens to i am just so confused as to why it causes him

02:56to sneeze we've never heard of that no i've never i've never the show we've never talked about anything

03:03like that badge causing sneezing fits no maybe she's using a product that's what i was gonna say

03:09maybe what's her body washer they're using like one of the native full body you have that and other

03:15parts of her too i don't know maybe you have something that you're only you know like one of

03:19those new fangled vaginal spritz yeah like the deodorant for down there you know you think i just

03:27know that right like she's ruling everything out yeah she'd be like oh it's my badge deodorant

03:32like a soap though yeah maybe she needs to switch up her soap or she just has a

03:39like a peppery uh maybe he doesn't want old pepper pot

03:48maybe he doesn't like doing it and that's his way out of it oh you know what's you know what's

03:52unattractive a guy trying to go down there and just sneezing old that's her boyfriend

03:59they've been together there you go great sex life she says great sex life listen a lot of women say

04:05that there's guys that don't like doing that right yeah yeah so maybe that's just his way of

04:11ending it like oh i couldn't i couldn't be down there anymore i kept sneezing sorry

04:17some people are saying the opposite like there's such a thing as sex sneeze is where you're so into

04:22it like it oh i mean maybe that's it there's something called sexually induced sneezing

04:28but then he would sneeze like when he finished yeah exactly during sex it's sex sneezes or sexually

04:35induced sneezing is a recognized though uncommon and underreported phenomenon where individuals

04:39experience uncontrollable bouts of sneezing in response to sexual arousal idea shouldn't like the

04:47idea of it or orgasm it's considered it's usually not ideation ideation okay this is what i said

04:59it's usually at the end though it's not during foreplay yeah you think right as

05:04that's what it says oh my god other articles if you knew something like this and you hear

05:09him sneezing you're like oh god what is dave doing in there i sneeze right in front of you all the

05:15time oh my god he finished sometimes someone said if my nose hairs are pressed against her body in the

05:23perfect way it'll cause me to sneeze he's in his 20s he shouldn't have buy him a nose hair trimmer he's

05:32got his nose jammed that guy is wild he's into it dude is there vaginal dandruff i would assume she

05:42said she shaves she shaves though yeah but could it still be i don't think so not without their skin

05:48no they're pretty they're pretty smooth down there pretty cool i don't know why your guy's sneezing

05:54i don't know it's crazy what do i know he'll just throw in the towel you notice he did like we're

06:04in the middle of something and he'll just throw in the towel we're talking about dander and i know

06:09pubic dandruff does she have flaky dry skin a pepper pot he's pressing his nose in so

06:15far that it's tickling his nose hair sexually induced sneezing yeah it's a thing man i know

06:22but she's been with him for seven years right it's always happened i wonder for seven years

06:29do you think he fights through it and finishes anyway because then it's not going down yeah so

06:35he just does it for a little bit he might just have a sensitive nose so next time he's doing it

06:42record it so we can see what's happening please record your man dining on you and send it to my god

06:48that's a terrible email at jason that's a terrible idea email at jason doesn't exist you guys have no

06:54idea what this could look like email at david chuck the freak.com uh dave is with us dave do you

07:00are you a vaginal sneezer how's she going hey how's she going uh yeah uh sometimes just that

07:10climax smell is like real fine and just throws me in a sneeze yeah no so you think it's going down

07:21you think it's the climax smell yeah yeah i do because like during during so i'm fine right but

07:29once that climax happens that's it it's done sneeze time sneeze time i get it i mean again i don't

07:40get it but i get it i mean maybe that's it maybe there's something you know a release it's like

07:44spraying like a brand new perfume and you get that little speck just yeah right in there so when you

07:53are dining on your lady you've had this happen oh yeah like afterwards you know you get up then

08:01you gotta just let it out let it out yeah no i mean i it's i haven't experienced it so it's not my

08:09i i've never made a lady it's not all the time it's not all the time sometimes you know

08:18it's just random yeah all right man all the best all right take it easy thanks for calling

08:26bye and i've never made it happen you guys have made anyone climax climax i have hope i have

08:36climax sounds like the version of kleenex you would get if you had this ailment or like the dollar store

08:46climax i bought i didn't they never clean but i climax you know like oh my god i'm gonna sneeze

08:50and then the lady just pulls up like a box like you have a climax or it's like a medication for your

08:59sure it's definitely not a climax it's that's different um someone said my boyfriend sneezes

09:0710 times after he eats it's a breathing issue this guy probably isn't breathing properly when he's down

09:12oh i mean sometimes you do hold your breath just because you're you're just in there you're in there

09:20you're in there you know it could be a breathing issue yep well i mean that would be a list of

09:28possibilities yeah you'd think hiccups but

09:32once again also hiccups going down and getting hiccups that's not attractive either

09:39that would be bad oh god it's just trying to i think i'd rather have vaginal sneezing than

09:44the vaginal hiccups what do they do just gonna roll with it they're just part of your life they

09:51still are doing it and stuff it's just part of just it's part of it oh maybe he gets one of those

09:57little uh swimmer nose things puts it on there that's a track like you're trying to get to a pool

10:03yeah exactly it's like hold on can you pass my leg then you really would have a little breathing

10:09yeah but you're not gonna sneeze if it's a i think you know if you were plugged

10:14whether or not it was actually a smell down there or if it was just um if i was not breathing

10:23that sounds real sexy that sounds real sexy do you want me to keep keep going no listen i'm about

10:31to blow your mind are you gonna climax i'm gonna make you cry back so hard but you're gonna never

10:39forget it okay are you ready for this i'm gonna do something that you've never experienced in your

10:49life it's true i'm sorry i'm sure she never has had a man with a nose guard i'm a tiny bit allergic

10:57to your vagina just so you know but i'll be that's not could there be anything less attractive than a

11:05man with a nose guy this mouth is ready oh god my nose is not he's also in a wetsuit

11:13like the whole thing oh chuck has one i can't get any on me okay that's part of this i'm allergic to the

11:20whole thing i'll break out a nasty life what about a snorkel i've got the mask going i've got the full

11:27mask hold on oh god don't no no okay i'm going in

11:34oh man that's the advice we can give you that's what we need that's what i give you

11:42nose guard nose guard get a nose guard nose guard give it a whirl let us know how it works problem

11:47solved geniuses yep let us know how it works i mean if he gets a nose guard and he doesn't

11:53sneeze anymore we know it's something down there that's it absolutely

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