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00:01He who knows how to speak, knows also when.
00:06Famous quotes are incredibly useful.
00:10R-right. I mean, that's needless to say. Well, never mind.
00:24Shin!
00:25Huh?
00:26Let's go to school together today.
00:28Huh?
00:29Go together.
00:38How is everything going at school?
00:40Well...
00:41Uh...
00:42I guess it's going alright.
00:45Well, Shin?
00:47We're going to be moving away next week.
00:49What?
00:50I'm sorry.
00:51I wanted to tell you sooner, but I couldn't quite say it.
00:55Actually, you know, since our father passed away, there's been an auntie who's been watching over us for a very long time now.
01:03An auntie?
01:04Yes.
01:05Our grandfather's cousin's nephew's third remarriage partner's boss's drinking buddy's cousin's auntie.
01:12So then, she's completely unrelated.
01:15Our auntie is worried.
01:16How about the two of us on our own as minors?
01:19So she suggested that it might be better if we go and live with her.
01:23Oh.
01:24Oh.
01:25Hey, sis.
01:26So does that mean that we're gonna... change schools?
01:30That's right.
01:32That's right.
01:33Uh...
01:34Have you already told the teacher about this?
01:36I told him.
01:37I haven't told everyone in the class yet, though.
01:40Oh.
01:45Mr. Genpachi's...
01:47Zany class starts.
01:51It should have slowed down.
03:11Thanks for the sausage.
03:38Hey!
03:39Hey!
03:40What's the big deal over here?
03:41Nobody here knows yet, but I'm transferring schools.
03:45In our classroom today, it's the same old scene.
03:49What are you putting it there, Elizabeth?
03:50Hey!
03:51Who did that?
03:52Hey!
03:53It's my turn to borrow this today!
03:56Hey!
03:57It's my turn!
03:59Hey!
04:00Hey!
04:01Hey!
04:02I'm so precious to me.
04:03Now!
04:04Why you?
04:05Why you?
04:06Why you?
04:07Because now I know that I won't be here next week.
04:12And if...
04:13I found out about my transfer...
04:15Huh?
04:16Transfer?
04:19Jinpachi!
04:20Saying goodbye to you is just so sad!
04:23Seriously?
04:24Transferring?
04:25Goodbye!
04:26Everyone!
04:27And thank you!
04:28And thank you!
04:29Hey!
04:30You guys are so damn noisy!
04:33What a cliched scene of the classroom before the teacher comes in.
04:38Yeah, but tell me how cliched is your own comment?
04:41Well, as you can tell from the terrible comment he just made...
04:47Shinpachi here is in quite a state of shock now.
04:51As for the reason...
04:53I guess it's about that thing.
04:55Um...
04:56Well...
04:57Will you announce it yourself?
04:58Huh?
04:59Yes.
05:11Well...
05:12Actually, the thing is...
05:14My sister and I will be moving away next week, so...
05:17We'll be...
05:18Transferring to another school!
05:20I'm so sorry!
05:21Hello!
05:22See you later!
05:23Hey!
05:24Hey!
05:25This is no joke!
05:26Go tie a tier!
05:27Please don't move away from here!
05:28You just can't leave!
05:29I swear to you, I'll move away instead!
05:31Moving away instead of her won't solve anything!
05:33Well...
05:34It's fine!
05:35I swear to you, I'll move away instead!
05:37Moving away instead of her won't solve anything!
05:39Well...
05:40It's really such a shame!
05:42But this will be the last week for Shimura number one and number two!
05:45Oh!
05:46And I heard that the annoying guy with long hair is gonna transfer schools too!
05:49Mr. Kenpachi, I'm not transferring schools!
05:52Then will you please drop out?
05:53I swear I'm gonna sue you!
05:55In fact, I have already sued you!
05:57You should be receiving a subpoena from the court sometime next week!
06:01So that's it!
06:03This morning's homeroom business is done!
06:05Take it away, class leader!
06:06Hey!
06:07Excuse me!
06:08Stand up!
06:09Go!
06:10Balhemian Rhapsody!
06:11Yeah!
06:12Works with such a sloppy and stupid joke!
06:14Hey!
06:15Mr. Kenpachi, wait!
06:16Oh!
06:19What?
06:24I can't believe I'll be going to a different school next week!
06:26Please don't go, my dear Otayi!
06:27Are you crying over there?
06:36Oh, the cafeteria lady!
06:37No, I'm not crying!
06:38You're moving away?
06:39It must be very hard to leave the town there you're used to!
06:44I'm sorry for causing you any worry!
06:46There's no need to be so formal!
06:49And no need to be modest when it comes to me!
06:52I'm like everybody's mom around this place!
06:54Here!
06:55Cheer yourself up with some braised pumpkin!
06:57Oh!
06:58Thank you very much!
06:59And you can give these to your neighbors as a farewell gift!
07:01And this is for the mover!
07:02Don't forget!
07:03And this is for the other neighbors!
07:04No!
07:05This is enough!
07:06Besides, movers wouldn't want to eat braised pumpkin after a hard day of moving, right?
07:10Oh!
07:11So you don't want to eat my braised pumpkin?
07:13Uh...
07:14I...
07:15I mean...
07:16I'm sure the people at the moving company will love them!
07:19They'll gobble them up, actually!
07:20Braised pumpkin is great!
07:22Oh, is that so?
07:23Yes!
07:24I'm sure there's a mover who just can't wait to eat up your braised pumpkin!
07:27Thank you so much!
07:29Because of you, I've gained so much confidence!
07:32Eat plenty, then!
07:35It's my last time seeing the cafeteria lady.
07:38I heard you're transferring schools.
07:41Mr. Hattori...
07:43This is my parting gift.
07:44Please, take it.
07:45Um, but this is...
07:47It's a suppository.
07:48No, I don't want it.
07:49You should give them to your new neighbors!
07:51Nobody hands out suppositories on the day they move in, right?
07:54Well, take care, then!
07:56What on earth was that?
07:58Well...
07:59I heard you're transferring schools.
08:01Mr. Matsudaira!
08:03Please take this.
08:04It's my parting gift to you.
08:06But, um, this is a...
08:08It's a stun gun.
08:09If the guards come patrolling the halls, put them to sleep with this.
08:13No, I don't need it!
08:15And what do you mean by guards?
08:17Oh, I just have to say one last thing.
08:20Do not die.
08:22That's too heavy!
08:23What kind of place do you seriously think I'm moving to?
08:26I don't need this.
08:28Shinpachi!
08:30Eglina!
08:32Eglina!
08:34I'm really going to miss you.
08:36Even though I haven't properly spoken in the main story yet.
08:39You don't need to say things like that.
08:42I mean, uh...
08:45What I mean is, I'll miss you too.
08:47I've heard there's something called a parting gift.
08:50Something to give to the person who's leaving.
08:52Mr. Haraka told me all about it.
08:55Take this.
08:56What?
08:57It's a freshly picked screw.
08:58Why are you saying that like it's a freshly picked peach?
09:00Please take it as a souvenir.
09:02No, but isn't that like a really bad thing?
09:04There's no need for any concern.
09:06I've only taken out one screw, so I don't expect a malfunction.
09:10It's happening, isn't it?
09:12There's a tremendous malfunction happening!
09:15Shinpachi, I hope that you will be, well...
09:18How important was this screw you just gave me?
09:21Hey, Eglina!
09:22My central brain processor needs an electric shock.
09:28You're saying you need an electric shock?
09:30But I don't have that kind of tool.
09:31I do!
09:33Thank you so much, Mr. Matsudaira!
09:38Gather up!
09:40And then, the final day arrived.
09:44Come on!
09:45Get back my phone!
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10:30Depends on it, so then Perry came to Japan this year
10:40Well looks like that's it for homeroom today everyone be careful going home what no way for real class leader give the command
11:00Huh is this the end is my last day of Gintama high and senior class Z going to end like this
11:09Am I really leaving with such a half-assed comment is that
11:19Well, then shall we do it over shinpachi Oh, mr. Ganpachi
11:25Do it over
11:30Mr.. Ganpachi's zany class stop. That's not what I meant by do it over. Why do we have to start all over from the beginning of the show?
11:49All right, the big farewell party has begun
11:54I'm your host get punchy the silver age next up
11:57Hello there, I'm even better
12:02Then without further ado here are some parting words from your classmates
12:06You want to know about shinpachi well just between us he's actually made by and I hear he's
12:13There's something fishy going on here
12:14The lens is like and even the frame is sort of like hey, you're only talking about my glasses come on
12:20You know unexpected goodbyes can be very tough
12:23Hasegawa after talking with a smile we said see you next time and then parted ways
12:28But no matter how long I wait they never call what's going on with the part-time jobs
12:32Is this about your part-time job in life?
12:35There are various paths and choices and all sorts of situations finally seems like a decent comment choosing the correct path to take can be very difficult
12:44Should I choose lubricant massage plays or should I go with a threesome?
12:48What kind of choice is that I got my hopes up for nothing yes, and that concludes the heartfelt parting words from those three classmates
12:56Next up we will have the memory slideshow for you to view in this presentation
13:01You can see what kind of school life shinpachi and otai a have experienced here
13:06Let's look back on the memories. They have made wow
13:09It's finally starting to look like a farewell party and now then the memory slideshow will commence
13:18Oh
13:20Oh
13:30These are all pictures of my sister
13:32It's like you've heard this slideshow into some kind of video for an idol calm down shinpachi
13:37I'll give you plenty of time to look back at your school days. That's right. You're the main feature of this slideshow
13:42So I saved it for later. Well if that's the case
13:45Okay, then moving on, the playback of Shinpachi Shimura's school days. Please enjoy!
13:51That's just a picture of my glasses!
14:00Wait, wait, wait! They're all about my glasses! And on top of that, the last one was Hasegawa's!
14:05This one screams Shinpachi's glasses!
14:07Stop that!
14:08Don't be so mad.
14:10We still have more of this program left.
14:12No. No, I can't help but get angry. Since you said I'm the main guest, I expected...
14:16Next up is Music Live!
14:19The one appearing at today's farewell party live is the hottest man in the hip-hop world today.
14:24It's MC Cobra. Come on!
14:27Hey, hey! I am no Cobra though, yo!
14:31Without the two of you, this class is gonna be very blue!
14:35And we are never gonna get through, yo!
14:38Yo, say ho!
14:40Ugh, this is a little bit heavy, I'm gonna put this down.
14:42Then you should've left it there from the beginning!
14:44Changing school! Changing school!
14:46Stay right here if you wanna stay cool!
14:49Changing school! Changing school!
14:51Leaving us all, that's just so cruel!
14:53Yo, yo, yo!
14:55Goodbye is a no-yo!
14:56We're gonna tie you up from your head to your toe!
14:59Lock you in a box so you won't go-
15:00Boom!
15:01Changing school! Changing school!
15:03Changing school! You're such a fool! Say ho!
15:06Changing school! Changing school!
15:09MC Hammer seriously rules! Yeah!
15:12That's enough!
15:14What the heck is this rap? You're just making me feel bad about moving!
15:17Hey man, I kinda like MC Hammer! Listen to this!
15:21No, no, no, no! Can't touch this!
15:23I would never touch you!
15:25We're going to hammer your head against the wall!
15:28Mr. Ginbachi, if you're really gonna do it, please hold a proper farewell party!
15:32I'm begging you-
15:33Isao Kondo, it's confession time!
15:37A clumsy gorilla whose love for Otayi has grown stronger by the day.
15:42Again and again, he confessed his love and was crushed.
15:46But such has been Kondo's road to confession.
15:48However, today will be the last date for Otayi, as she will be leaving Senior Class Z.
15:54And so, let's burn into our memories this final glorious sight of Kondo.
15:59Hey, hold on!
16:00Wait, Shinbachi!
16:01It's true that Kondo has been crushed many, many times before today.
16:05So today the result will be the same.
16:08We all know it, we have no delusions.
16:10But today is his very last chance.
16:13So please, watch over him with me.
16:17Oh.
16:18Well then everyone, are you willing to listen to his last confession?
16:22Alright then.
16:28Otayi dear, because you are very perceptive, you may have faintly realized that I am deeply in love with you.
16:36I swear to the gods of heaven and earth, as our man is Al Kondo, I promise you that I will absolutely make you happy.
16:45Please acknowledge this and accept my feelings of love.
16:48Wow, how oddly refreshing.
16:51He stole my sister's recorder.
16:54He rubbed his cheek on my sister's chair.
16:56He stole my sister's gym clothes.
16:58He even tried to put them on.
17:01It almost makes you forget about all his crimes.
17:05Oh, I'm sorry, but I wasn't listening so could you say it again?
17:11Uh, Gondo?
17:12Uh, Gondo?
17:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:19President!
17:21All right, it's time for the farewell presents.
17:25No, we can't carry on after this.
17:27This is my ultimate parting gift to you.
17:30S looks from the household goods store.
17:32It's a super good deal.
17:33It's a set of 30.
17:34I don't need 30 of them.
17:36Then how about this present?
17:37It's a nose hole.
17:38It's a super good deal.
17:39A set of 30.
17:40I don't even need one.
17:41You guys are way too into hooks.
17:44What would you possibly do without your sign board?
17:47Everyone, calm down.
17:48Calm down.
17:49Wait.
17:50If you're just going to complain,
17:51then you should just give me a parting gift instead.
17:53Why me?
17:54Changing school.
17:55Changing school.
17:56Hey, don't you come out.
17:57Or rather.
17:58Hey, hold on.
18:01Cut it out, I'm ready.
18:02Monkeys.
18:04Monkeys.
18:05Monkeys.
18:07Oh, I'm very sorry.
18:09I didn't mean to shout like that.
18:11I'm really grateful to everyone for all of this.
18:14I didn't think there would be a farewell party for me at all.
18:18But then you held one like this.
18:20And yet, I'm just shouting like I'm about to burst a blood vessel.
18:24Sorry, that was my bad.
18:26I certainly think Cobra's MC Hammer is very outdated.
18:30That's not even what I'm angry about!
18:32But you know, Shinpachi, we all just wanted to hear them.
18:37Your usual sharp comments.
18:39What?
18:40All of your sharp and merciless comments to both cliche and absurd jokes.
18:49This is the last day we'll be able to hear them.
18:51Mr. Genpachi.
18:52Today, Shinpachi's comments were the very best ever!
18:56Oh, Kagura.
18:57Your comments about my rap are pretty sharp too.
19:00It was amazing when you shouted at me, why the hell is it reversed?!
19:04I don't remember saying that at all.
19:06I didn't get a chance to joke around very much.
19:08When I was about to start, you ended up losing your temper.
19:11Okita, I'm very sorry.
19:13That was very good.
19:15It was so great.
19:16Nice comment, huh?
19:17You guys...
19:18Shinpachi.
19:19I'm really glad I got to hear a lot of your comments right at the very end.
19:24Wow, Kondo.
19:25And as for you, Otai, my feelings might have never reached you or touched your heart in the end.
19:32But I have no regrets.
19:34Take care of yourself at your new school.
19:36I'm so sorry.
19:37Um, who are you again?
19:38You're worthless, sis.
19:39Don't you even have half a teaspoon of kindness?
19:41Yes!
19:42That was the comment!
19:44Thank you very much, Kondo.
19:46Seriously, I don't know what to say.
19:48You guys are flattering me.
19:50And you finally smiled.
19:52Oh.
19:53And with that, I can send you guys off with peace of mind.
19:56Shinpachi.
19:58And you as well, Otai.
20:02You take care.
20:04And, to be honest, it hurts that we won't get to hear your witty comments in this class anymore.
20:10It hurts, but can't be helped.
20:12We'll try our best to get by without you.
20:14We're gonna make the very best effort.
20:17Anyway, how should I put this?
20:20Thanks for everything.
20:23And take this.
20:24It's from everyone.
20:26Is this...
20:28I'm gonna text you!
20:29So don't you forget about us!
20:31You'd better give me a farewell gift quickly.
20:33Stay well, you two.
20:34If you find a good part-time job, introduce me!
20:36Both of you should take care.
20:40I don't wanna go!
20:42I don't!
20:44I don't wanna part with everybody!
20:47Oh no, Shin!
20:49I don't!
20:50I don't wanna leave!
20:52Then transfer to a new school!
20:57So about that, I have something to say!
20:59Cafeteria?
21:00Oh, auntie!
21:01Uh...
21:02Oh, auntie?
21:03Yes!
21:04Our grandfather's cousins, nephews, third remarriage partners, bosses, drinking buddies, cousins, auntie.
21:10What?!
21:11We were planning to move away from here to this lady's place?!
21:14Uh, I'm so sorry, but could you just pretend that conversation never happened?
21:18Uh...
21:19Actually, the thing is, I have a boyfriend who works as a mover.
21:24Thanks to what you said to me earlier, I finally decided to go ahead and marry him!
21:29Uh...
21:30Oh, is that so?
21:31Yes!
21:32I'm sure there's a mover who just can't wait to eat up your braised pumpkin!
21:35Thank you so much!
21:36Because of you, I gained so much confidence!
21:39Thank you so much for pushing me!
21:42I... I don't understand.
21:44The lady who's everybody's mom has just become this lucky man's wife!
21:48Oh, congratulations, auntie!
21:50Thanks so much, my dear!
21:51So now, there will be no transfer of schools.
21:54See ya!
21:56I...
21:57What the hell?!
21:59Let's go!
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