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00:00Tonight on 22 Minutes, Pierre Polyev learns leadership.
00:03The Edmund Fitzgerald gets memed.
00:05And we learn the rules of a new fight club.
00:0822 Minutes starts now.
00:24Attention passengers, our Canada flight 141 to Calgary
00:28is delayed three hours because we feel like it.
00:32Occupy yourselves, peasants.
00:34What am I going to do for three hours?
00:41Whoa.
00:43What's that?
00:45That's the Maple Leaf Lounge.
00:47It's for people in business class and men with strong chins.
00:50We are surrounded by free yogurt.
00:53This is the dream.
00:54I want to be surrounded by free yogurt.
00:56Look away from the upper middle class.
00:59How do I get in there?
01:02Let me see your boarding pass.
01:06You have a seat by the toilet, sir.
01:09You're a toilet boy.
01:10I'm not a toilet boy.
01:11I just checked in late.
01:13I have a strong chin.
01:14But see it in profile.
01:16You're not going to like it.
01:19Mm-hmm.
01:19A toilet chin for a toilet boy.
01:22Sit with your kind.
01:23This one's for drinking, and this one's just for gargling.
01:28Oh, oh my gosh.
01:29Everyone, gather around.
01:30They're refreshing the deli tray.
01:32I want a refreshed deli tray.
01:34Silence.
01:35You'll wait for your sky crumbs.
01:38Would passenger Snodgrass please approach the desk?
01:42I am he.
01:43Here is your boarding pass.
01:44We've upgraded you to business class, and you can enter the lounge.
01:47Hot dog.
01:49And did I miss the orgy?
01:51It's just starting.
01:54Welcome, orgy friend.
01:56As I was just saying, we can actually just use the olive oil from the salad bar.
02:01Wipe the drool from your weak chin, toilet boy.
02:06Would passenger Anderson please approach the desk?
02:09That's, um, that's me.
02:11I have a seat change.
02:12Yes.
02:14An upgrade?
02:14Downgrade to the actual toilet that did Frimal Canada.
02:26Welcome to the show.
02:28The Prime Minister attended the Grey Cup on the weekend, and it's clear CFL fans don't like
02:32how Kearney handles our money.
02:34Mr. Prime Minister, would you do us the honor?
02:37Chaos has been called.
02:41Poor Kearney.
02:42This kind of thing would never happen at the regatta.
02:46Yesterday, the Liberals' fall budget survived a vote in the House of Commons after they
02:51united the House over the one issue that matters, not having another election.
02:56Now that his budget has passed, there's nothing stopping Kearney from completing his proposed
03:00nation-building projects.
03:02Referring to the MPO, the Major Projects Office, is not, does not mean the project is approved.
03:08It means that all the efforts are being put in place from the federal government in order
03:13to create the conditions so it could move forward.
03:16The most controversial project is a liquid natural gas terminal in B.C.
03:24The government claims it's in partnership with a local First Nation, but a deeper dive shows
03:28the biggest stakeholder is an American company backed by Trump donors.
03:32Well, when Kearney said he was going to nation-build, he didn't say which nation.
03:37Environmentalists see the project as Canada backtracking on climate goals.
03:43But Prime Minister Planet hasn't forgotten the environment.
03:55So our government is launching a transformational strategy to develop that clean energy, through
04:01something we just introduced in the budget called the productivity super deduction.
04:06we just introduced in the budget called the productivity super deduction so we might miss
04:11our climate targets for now but hang in there polar bears your productivity super deduction
04:16is on the way the prime minister's list of nation building projects is changing and evolving
04:24one thing's for sure whoever booed him in winnipeg no project for you
04:28this week pierre polyev took time off house hunting in battle river crowfoot to share his concerns about
04:37the prime minister's nation building projects instead of getting things done mark carney was
04:43standing up doing photo ops announcing that he's going to approve a bunch of projects that were
04:50already going to happen these photo ops have to stop he said to the assembled media
04:56do as i say not as i'm doing right now but journalists were more interested in reports
05:03that pierre's party is rife with bullying and intimidation said that your party is being
05:08run like a frat house so i'm just curious what you think he means by that and if you
05:12well i think i think that cbc had to be are you a cbc by the way do you believe that he was telling
05:18the truth when he said that do you agree with mr d'antremont that mark carney's food price inflation
05:23is it is inhumane so again i asked you if okay why are you answering in questions this isn't jeopardy
05:32can we just get one clear answer out of you you uh maybe reflected on your leadership style moving
05:39forward no he didn't even reflect on the question and we have a couple more do you remember the name
05:49of your new writing no do canadians like you no not so fun being bullied is it pierre no maybe
06:03someday pierre will change his leadership style but until that time butthead says no no
06:12thank you for coming your organization is struggling with leadership and you're feeling a loss of trust
06:18sorry do i need to be here yes pierre you're the leader of the conservative party and a lot of
06:23people are saying you're a bully which one of you losers said that was you what are you saying
06:28no sir said i'm a bully no no no sir i'm one of the few conservatives who still trusts you see
06:32we can work with this he still trusts you now show everyone else they can too yes yes finally some action
06:40i'm a tactile learner i learn through touch great so pierre this is a trust fall this man will fall
06:48back i'm sorry what is your name oh that doesn't matter don't ask that okay um close your eyes fall
06:54backward and pierre will catch you okay pierre pauliev i trust you thank you oh i'm sorry was i
07:05supposed to catch him yes well the instructions weren't very clear uh it's okay i've got more in
07:11the tank all right ready now yes absolutely gotcha here we go okay it's just that i've never caught
07:19a man before we'll get there yeah all right okay so to be clear you are catching him okay got it got it
07:27got it maybe i can get some gloves then because i don't want to get calluses on my fingers you fell
07:34too fast i can fall slower i see that you do just catch your co-worker complete trust
07:44oh okay i thought he was coming in to kiss me he was backwards wow that's how i do it pierre do you
07:49not see that your actions are causing your team to lose trust well okay well that was on him this is a
07:56lost cause you should go really is that what you all want all right i'll go
08:08but i hope when you look back on this time you realize i did inspire you
08:15oh captain my captain
08:26oh okay everyone let's settle down they love me pierre pierre
08:33oh oh my god i'm sorry i was daydreaming it was dead poet society and i had inspired you all
08:39is he going to be okay he's not really moving did anybody get his name
08:47canada post has submitted this overhaul plan to the federal government
08:50and they sent a priority so it should arrive about a week after christmas
08:56this week toronto blue jays pitcher treya savage proposed to his girlfriend
09:01and just as things were going well john schneider came and pulled him
09:04this week in hamilton ontario a man stole a city bus which in hamilton is called wednesday
09:14the real shocker is what happened next this man according to police essentially impersonated
09:21a bus driver to the point of stopping at every stop on this route he even denied entry to someone
09:28onto said bus because their pass had expired the man was later charged with making other bus drivers
09:36look bad and upon release was sentenced to a full-time job
09:53according to officials the horrible smell wafting through parts of edmonton is coming
09:57from a nearby garbage dump fire it's called red deer
10:05this week halifax beach goers discovered syringes and vials labeled testosterone had washed up on a
10:11local beach which explains why local seagulls look like this
10:17nice hey guys it's live i'm gonna be a little bit late just start without me and then you can catch me
10:23up to speed when i get there okay hey everyone sorry i'm late my god live you're alive
10:31what are you guys talking about i sent you a voice note we heard it that's why i phoned the ambulance
10:35what why okay so i was a little close to the mic it's not a big deal there's way more
10:52i swear when i recorded this it sounded normal these are the normal parts
11:02that's why voice notes are really hard to do what happened to you up there
11:15dropped it god damn it dropped my phone did you say you dropped your phone no i said i'd be five
11:20minutes late and start without me you guys are making this such a big deal what about the part where
11:24you got all quiet whoa yeah i was falling it sounded like you were falling for like 30 seconds straight
11:37oh my god neil you're like obsessed with me you're worried why are we so hung up on the falling part
11:43because you were falling for so long hey can i use your bathroom you want to buy something oh my god
11:55can we just start the meeting i'm already like five minutes late you've been missing for hours neil
12:00you're all over me oh my gosh did you guys get my voice out or what we did yeah hey guys i'm running late
12:07i'll be there soon oh my god cheryl you sound insane back off the mic
12:19this november marks 50 years since the edmund fitzgerald went down in a storm on lake superior
12:24memes about the wreck are flooding social media leaving us to wonder what would gordon lightfoot think
12:30there's a whole subset of the internet just seeing and receiving a lot of edmund fitzgerald
12:35memes men don't want to go to the club they just want to think about the edmund fitzgerald
12:41the legend lives on from the gourd lightfoot song of the big ship that met us at ending
12:49it lives on indeed when i scroll through my feet i see that it's suddenly trending
12:57makes no sense to me how the likes of gen z got obsessed with the ship so imperiled
13:05but now my tick tock it is chock-a-block with the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald
13:15the ship is renowned for the 29 drown in the waves of that great inland ocean
13:22i never once dreamed that the scene would be a mean asking do men even have emotions what became of them
13:33all in the heart of the squall is the difference between dying and living in a season's now called edmund
13:42and fitzgerald fall between halloween and thanksgiving
13:49a man dressed as a boat just to try and promote his tick tock man what is wrong with him
13:56you know it's plain wrong to defile a folk song just to try and please the algorithm
14:05and oh what shame there's a new drinking game one beverage for each sailor missing
14:12that's 29 beers with each one they shout cheers then spend the whole evening pissing
14:20you fill my vibe check if you dear mock the wreck it is choogy brought you ur-da-loo-loo
14:29so do what you will but please have some chill for the edmund fitzgerald and her crew
14:45this week nova scotia sent its annual christmas tree to boston early reports say it has already
14:58been detained by ice on a recent podcast appearance wayne gretzky addressed the criticism he received
15:06for being anti-canadian stating i'm just a hockey player wayne you're more than just a hockey player
15:13you're also a traitor this week the cbc reported on a secretive white supremacist conference in
15:22vancouver attended by local mma coaches and gym owners and it raised some troubling questions
15:28what is this overlap between white supremacy and and essentially mma mma culture uh they like the same
15:35podcasts the investigation highlights the rise of far-right organizations in canada and it seems like
15:42they're training for something if you've never heard of an active club it might seem harmless who
15:48doesn't want to be active right in reality they recruit white people to tribe and train basically
15:54they're fascist fight clubs nazis and bad at boxing men and their hobbies
16:02the owners of these gyms were shocked to be discovered but we think we know how word got out
16:06gentlemen welcome to secret nazi fight club the first rule of secret nazi fight club is really
16:17really really really really do not talk about secret nazi fight club rule number two secret nazi fight club
16:24seriously do not talk about secret nazi fight like we will get in so much trouble
16:29like way more than regular fight club okay rule number three no outside footwear rule number four
16:36no posting on social media what about twitter twitter is fine any questions so far can i tell my best
16:44friend definitely not but he asked what i'm doing tonight just tell him you're going out well he kind
16:50of likes to hang okay well just tell him that you're doing something that he wouldn't want to do oh like
16:55going to secret nazi fight club sure yeah exactly no no no no not that not that no don't talk about
17:00secret nazi fight club okay the guys the rules are clear you think secret nazi fight club would be a
17:05bit more chill rule number five there there there know the difference for grammar nazis as well
17:15rule number six no little uh hitler stashes can't have 20 people rolling up to the gym with little
17:22hitler stashes what about like charlie chaplin style no one's gonna think it's charlie chaplin
17:28style best friend would no one cares about your best friend hey is this box fit no this is secret
17:35nazi fight club damn it it's uh not that it's um regular not nazi fight club oh cool can i join
17:46um no this would never happen at box fit
17:57all right guys i don't think we have much time but my friend's on his way great all right final rule
18:02if it's your first night you have to fight you let's go nazi style
18:15ouch ouch ouch ouch seriously
18:18a brain scan done on sports fans showed that watching your team score activates the same
18:32response as sex which is why every time my team scores i say sorry and call the maneuver
18:37a brain scan done on sports fans showed that watching your team score activates the same
18:46response as sex which ruins every memory i have of watching hockey with my dad
18:57after 40 days of shutdown the american government was up and running this week and got back to serving
19:02the people by releasing thousands of emails from jeffrey epstein many prominent figures are mentioned
19:09in the emails and also some lesser known ones like uh donald trump who is mentioned literally
19:16thousands of times including when epstein called him borderline insane and evil beyond belief
19:23man with pedophile friends like that who needs pedophile enemies
19:27the white house claimed democrats selectively leaked these emails the democrats say some emails
19:36don't call trump a sex criminal and they're happy to turn all of them over all four of them
19:44on sunday night the president reversed course telling republicans to release all the files and
19:48claiming he had nothing more to hide anymore he had nothing more it's it's all out there yeah
19:57a congressional oversight committee has released jeffrey epstein's 50th birthday book it contains
20:03signatures from bill clinton donald trump and 22 minutes cast member abba amaquando
20:09abba you signed jeffrey epstein's birthday book it was going around the room everyone was signing it
20:14who is everyone everyone on the island you were on the island it was a layover abba the man was a monster
20:21i know but it was his birthday he was evil don't worry it was just a little signature ms amaquando left
20:29one of the largest signatures you did the same as trump technically trump did the same one as me i got
20:35in there first abba this could not be worse for you what i signed every birthday card with the silhouette
20:41of a woman's body and a classic quote like enigmas never age abba you're gonna get in so much trouble
20:46for this okay let's be real no one in that book is gonna get in any trouble for any of this well way
20:52to go abba because not only did you drag your name and reputation through the mud but ours as well
20:57up next why was stacy mcgonagall at a ditty party
21:04okay well you try not freaking off while everyone's freaking off
21:09that's the way we saw the world this week to all the mps who voted to support the budget thanks for
21:14not triggering an election we're gonna be so broke good night good night
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