- 21 hours ago
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00we are looking for information regarding this bracelet you still have that bracelet right
00:11you don't own one of these do you that cops onto me and i have to keep a very needy roy happy to
00:16be the doe all we need to do is find the killer so we're looking for a feminist with keys to the
00:20therapy room what the fuck i thought you were the killers you have keys to the women's therapy room
00:25who've been killed this is the feminist agenda and fight what were you saying about the boys
00:30calming down the teachers yep i guess she remembers us then so what do we see come on we're all adults
00:40here we all have brains we have thoughts and feelings what are we seeing women licking jam off
00:46a car yes women licking jam off a car from alan kaprow's landmark happening series from the
00:561960s yes so when we describe something as art we make art
01:03and let's apply this to our own context
01:08yeah i know i thought that might get your attention
01:14this is a raw primal attack on toxic masculinity so rarely seen in australian culture
01:23yeah and then we have this i'd say immature petulant flaccid attempt to curb feminine rage
01:39it's gross
01:41it's gross
01:41i actually talk a lot more
01:44right
01:45at least oh sorry too close i knew it
01:53hey who really wants you to come tonight oh me why
01:59just go there
02:02wish someone was excited for me to go to a party
02:05i wonder if that flyer admits too
02:08i'm sure it does sorry i mean i have to go i need to find barbara
02:11sorry
02:12oh my way
02:17so we've abandoned the hotline that was just overrun with um prank calls and um deck packs
02:29so we've set up a physical tip-off box as well and uh re last night obviously it's not ideal
02:34but we have arrested the students responsible for the counter protest and for burning the effigy
02:38yes i call the commissioner about that he's an old friend he's assured me that they'll be released this morning
02:43sorry why they burned a witch and spray painted kill all women over the women's room entrance it's a clear escalation of threat
02:57these terrified boys are rightly lashing out that no legitimate arrest has been made
03:04and what exactly are you going to do about this
03:08well it's a party so bring a plate
03:12shepherd
03:13i beg your pardon
03:14it's ridiculous we're trying to find a murderer
03:16this is the beginning of a gender war on campus
03:19we'll keep an eye on it
03:21you will do the right thing
03:23and shut it down
03:24so i guess in the two years you two have been here you haven't had friday night drinks
03:36oh no this is just standard bullshit from her everything's about optics
03:40honestly her one priority is placating those boys and their rich donor parents
03:45shutting down that party is not going to keep the boys safe
03:48i agree
03:50but your job is funded by the board right so unless you want to go back to traffic duty i suggest that you stop wasting energy on it
03:58and just do what we're told
04:03fine
04:05why don't you just buy plain biscuits
04:18personal space not really a thing in scotland
04:27england
04:28what is it about me that's giving scottish
04:30this was here when i arrived
04:32scared the hell out of me and i think it's a message from prue
04:35i think she's going to tell everyone that we're the ones who vandalized the statue
04:38blade gave me this
04:40and then she tapped on her nose in the same way that prue did
04:43this isn't from prue
04:44it's a sign
04:46from the college that they finally picked rory to be the buck which
04:50which means
04:52i'm the doe
04:53why did they deliver it here surely they deliver it to your dorm
04:56i get all my stuff's in here
04:58uh okay okay i'm i'm happy for you
05:01but it doesn't take away from the fact that prue knows something
05:04she's probably going to tell the police
05:06okay we'll go to the party we'll find out what they know
05:08what they want and then i'll get ready for the ceremony
05:10deal what time is the ceremony
05:12an officiant will let rory and i know when it's time
05:16wait aren't you guys fighting
05:17no he's obsessed with me
05:19all i have to do is like his messages
05:21he'll be fine
05:25okay
05:26thank you officer
05:31you waited
05:45of course bruh
05:47no worries
05:49no man left behind
05:50do you need a lift i've got space in my car
05:56that'll be fine barbara's always late
05:58okay
05:59babs it's me i need you i've accidentally done a hate crime i've said a witch on fire they've arrested me call me back
06:08it's ridiculous like they get all the funding and all right gentle sirs
06:29this is rory
06:31he helped me witch burn last night
06:33aren't you like captain of the bucks
06:35uh
06:36i guess
06:38by default
06:40so you're like an ultra chad
06:42why are we working with a job
06:43dorian
06:43rory's friend was killed by the feminists
06:46that is why we're all here
06:49look i don't want any trouble i can just
06:51we're men's rights activists
06:53not basement dwelling incels
06:56all right
06:59just sign there
07:02and you're
07:02you're on a bus
07:03they have zero chill when it comes to exclamation marks
07:09i hope we get in
07:10please
07:13whoa whoa whoa
07:18name one feminist
07:21one okay i can name so many
07:23uh simone de bovois
07:27um bell hooks
07:28yeah okay
07:29beyonce
07:32yeah okay
07:37okay
07:42okay so let's talk strategy i think obviously i'd make a better good cop because my natural resting face is not as bitchy
07:50what do you want from us what do you want from us what do you want
08:05i remember you
08:08yeah you do
08:10yeah but you don't know why we did it you don't know this story
08:14elise
08:14that's free entertainment
08:17okay if you want to entertain them why are you blackmailing us i can help you
08:21nose ring girl
08:23okay seriously you two have some kind of bizarre nose ring connection
08:30okay let me explain i think maybe one day i asked her about her nose um so to be clear
08:40you you don't know uh who the killer is i do not who
08:47oh um sorry that must be mine what are you so squirrely about she's waiting on a text she's
08:57the doe for stevens college blade blade hey again blade hey we are in the presence of the stevens
09:12college oh oh wow so welcoming so inclusive yeah being a woman doesn't give you an automatic
09:22feminist car actually i think it does the ceremony is tradition so is sexism yeah don't mistake men
09:29calling you hot and opening doors for you for uh actually being seen as a person and don't mistake
09:35running around with a nose ring and being judgy for being morally superior you know girls like you
09:40think you can play by their rules but sweetie one day you're going to look up and see that you're
09:46stuck in a cage just like the rest of us you can't be neutral not ever no matter how nice you think
09:52your hair is
09:53i'm not neutral i actually think the murders might be a good thing for for women so
10:02pru lady why don't you tell me who you think the killer is i promise we can just keep it between
10:14the four of us no what if i earned it
10:24this is clip pong it's like beer pong but harder because the cups are smaller and more difficult to
10:35get a bullseye with okay and um if i win you'll tell us who the
10:43is sure nice ring girl
10:49fair warning i've got a lot of experience finding the clip
11:02the clip
11:04is
11:09yeah
11:12yeah
11:16yeah
11:17yeah
11:19yeah
11:21yeah
11:22yeah
11:23yeah
11:26At least, at least, at least, at least, at least, come on!
11:45Whatever.
11:50Shut, shut, shut, shut!
11:56Shut, shut, shut, shut!
11:59Shut, shut, shut!
12:01Shut, shut, shut!
12:05Shut, shut, shut!
12:11It's your mum again. Answer the phone.
12:14Mum, I can't talk right now.
12:16I'm playing clip-pong.
12:17This is my best friend, Barbara.
12:19Just actually friend. I added the best of it.
12:22Please, don't go.
12:23See? She's fine.
12:25Not sober, but fine.
12:27So, you can stop calling.
12:30Look, I...
12:32I just wondered if you're okay being her friend?
12:37Yes, why wouldn't I be?
12:40It's just, well, I know she can be a bit much sometimes.
12:43With her friendship.
12:45But if she is, please, don't go to campus security.
12:49We don't need another stalking charge.
12:53Just come straight to me, okay?
12:56Yeah.
12:57Sure.
12:59Um...
13:00Yeah, she told me about it.
13:01It's...
13:02It's not an issue.
13:03Okay.
13:04Well...
13:07I...
13:08Thai...
13:09I love Ralph Barber.
13:10Did you see that?
13:11I'm...
13:12Tweeting.
13:13Black Paper fingers.
13:14Hooray!
13:25Elise!
13:26Elise!
13:27Elise!
13:28Elise!
13:29Please, please, please!
13:39Okay, okay.
13:40All right, everyone, I need space.
13:42I need space.
13:46Well, I did it, bubs.
13:48You did.
13:50Well?
13:54Cate Blanchett.
13:57Cate Blanchett?
13:58The actress.
13:59Actor.
14:00You're fucking with us.
14:03Cate Blanchett, the arts major.
14:06Scott and Lyle.
14:07Both broke up with her in famously public ways.
14:11She devs did it.
14:13Isn't that a little bit anti-feminist to say?
14:16And she's a drama fiend.
14:19Like, so dramatic.
14:21She devs killed them.
14:23Oh, my God, you're a genius.
14:24Okay, Barbara, we should go behind her.
14:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:29What if we got a bit more fucked up with our protests?
14:32You know, like the MRAs.
14:34Like, we could burn that shit.
14:36Hey, what are you saying?
14:37Maybe we could do some more shots.
14:39What?
14:40Whoah!
14:40Whoo!
14:41Whoo!
14:42Whoo!
14:43Whoo!
14:45Whoo!
14:47Your friend is super drunk.
14:58Bye-bye.
15:00She's fine.
15:03Jacob, so your only job is to make sure that the men's rights boys stay in check, okay?
15:09Got it.
15:10Remind them that we're on their side.
15:11You'll take a couple of campus security, a couple of uniforms, and then I'll go with Shep.
15:15You cannot be serious.
15:17A pack of us are going to barge in there, provoke a group of peaceful women in the middle of a party.
15:22No, the VC and the women themselves have labelled it a protest, and so we are within our right to police that.
15:27It's a tiny party, Roach.
15:29It's a non-event.
15:30Just, look, give me a five-minute head start.
15:33I will go in there and talk to them.
15:35I'll get everyone out, peacefully.
15:36Nice ring, nice ring, nice ring.
15:48Nice ring, nice ring, nice ring.
15:56Nice ring, nice ring, nice ring.
16:03I'm always told I look bored that it's written on my face
16:15I'm too shy to correct them, to put them in their place
16:20Give me a smile, I should have faked it
16:30I left it off even though I really hate it
16:35So I'm grinding my teeth and I'm hiding it all
16:45Don't want to close the scene when I smell like alcohol
16:49And I don't understand how it makes me afraid
16:53That nothing will change no matter what we say
16:57Wait, wait, where's Barbara?
17:00Barbara!
17:02Barbara!
17:04Barbara!
17:07Barbara!
17:08Barbara!
17:09Barbara!
17:10Barbara!
17:11Barbara!
17:13Oh my God!
17:17Barbara!
17:19Sorry You're out of my way
17:21This is so scary
17:22I'm sorry
17:24I'm sorry
17:25I'm sorry
17:28I'm so cute.
17:30What?
17:32Okay.
17:34Okay, ladies, that's enough. It's time to go.
17:37Cut!
17:39Fuck off!
17:40It's just time to pack it in, that's all.
17:42All cops are bastards!
17:45I'm doing this for you.
17:46ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! ACAB!
17:52I'm doing this for you!
17:54his turn! ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! ACAB!
18:02ACAB! ACAB!
18:08ACAB! ACAB!
18:11You hurt?
18:15Told you'd place for a wooden work.
18:19Well now, just back off, alright?
18:24He's not turning up.
18:30Rory's coming.
18:33Look, Babs.
18:35He must still be with the MRAs.
18:37I'm the dove.
18:39Not without your buck.
18:42I am.
18:44I deserve this.
18:46Jess, Debbie, tell him.
18:49We haven't seen you, like, all week, Barbara.
18:53What?
18:54You've been spending all your time with that weird bagpipe chick.
18:57No, no.
18:59Rory's been grieving, and I've been helping him.
19:02I think we've all been grieving, actually.
19:04And the dove, their one job, is to hold everyone together.
19:08The dove manages the entire college's social calendar.
19:12It's important.
19:13You used to think that this was important.
19:15I do.
19:16The dove is meant to be everybody's friend, like it's a two-way thing.
19:20I don't even know you, Barbara.
19:22Yes, you do.
19:23I've never met your family.
19:25You're so right.
19:26We don't even know what school you went to.
19:27I've never seen your dorm room.
19:29You've never even told me where you go for Euro summer.
19:31Okay, okay, I'll tell you.
19:33I just don't think that the dove is right for you this year.
19:37I'm sorry.
19:38Stretch, do you have your dove?
19:51We made it!
19:52We made it!
19:54Yeah.
19:59You can take your place as a hand-maker.
20:02Fuck you.
20:04Fuck you.
20:04Fuck you.
20:11Fuck you.
20:12Fuck you.
20:14Fuck you.
20:15Fuck you.
20:16Fuck you.
20:17Fuck you.
20:18Fuck you.
20:19Fuck you.
20:20Fuck you.
20:20Fuck you.
20:21Fuck you.
20:21Fuck you.
20:22Fuck you.
20:22Fuck you.
20:23Fuck you.
20:23Fuck you.
20:24Fuck you.
20:24Fuck you.
20:25Fuck you.
20:25Fuck you.
20:26Fuck you.
20:26Fuck you.
20:27Fuck you.
20:27Fuck you.
20:28Fuck you.
20:28Fuck you.
20:29Fuck you.
20:29Fuck you.
20:30Fuck you.
20:30Fuck you.
20:31Fuck you.
20:31Fuck you.
20:32Fuck you.
20:32Fuck you.
20:33Fuck you.
20:33Fuck you.
20:34Fuck you.
20:34Fuck you.
20:35Fuck you.
20:35Fuck you.
20:36Fuck you.
20:36Fuck you.
20:37Fuck you.
20:37Fuck you.
20:38Fuck you.
20:39This is Barbara for Luiz?
20:53I thought I wanted it, but I didn't have time to think.
21:09Come on.
21:16Let's go.
21:39Let's go.
21:46If you call my name, I'll be anywhere that you are.
22:02If you call my name, but you got no credit and your phone screen's fucked, so I guess it's
22:27up to me for it to keep in touch, and you said you're lonely when I leave your place,
22:34but when I'm there, you tell me that you need your space, so I go about it in my own separate
22:42way.
22:43I'm not comfortable feeling like I need you more than you need me.
22:48Go about it in my own separate way, in my own separate way.
22:55But if you call my name, but you got no credit and your phone screen's fucked, so I guess it's
23:06up to me for it to keep in touch, and you said you're lonely when I leave your place, but
23:13when I'm there, you tell me that you need your space.
23:17But if you call my name, I'll be anywhere that you are.
23:30If you call my name, I'll be anywhere that you are.
23:44And if you call my name, I can hold my name as well.
23:47Just being able to leave it in your house.
23:48So I know how about it that you are.
23:59I'll be at theH insure.
24:02This is what I want to do in your home.
Recommended
42:40
|
Up next
46:21
24:03
23:01
24:14
23:52
22:50
30:58
42:32
23:19
41:32
33:27
52:05
45:40
57:20
59:13
1:25:03
40:22
31:18
37:45
18:22
1:13:58
51:55
1:18:04
Be the first to comment