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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a police officer who was recorded while driving with his rifle on top of his cruiser. This leads to an outrageous conversation about whether or not Dave is a height supremacist!
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00:00um this well people thought this would be me as a cop oh leaving my gun on top of the patrol
00:16vehicle oh boy but it actually is a different kind of story it did happen um allegedly a local
00:24des moines police department officer was caught driving with a large firearm yeah on top of the
00:32patrol vehicle uh-oh here's a little taste of the lady who was driving behind the police officer who
00:39stopped him to let him know well let's see i don't need to hear the music so she
00:46larger lady lets him know hey yeah you've got a well heavens to betsy
00:52that is you've driven off with your gun on top of your vehicle i'll have to confiscate your phones
01:00you feel so stupid huh so the police chief after this went viral got into it called the incident a
01:07serious mistake said the officer seen in the video actually was not at fault the rifle had been left
01:13on the vehicle by the cop who used the car before him that's who did it oh so he drove around with
01:21it at shift chains an officer was offloading his equipment set his rifle on top of the car and then
01:26left it there by mistake the next officer came in checked that car out but didn't notice the rifle
01:31on the roof and drove away well like if dave put something somewhere you know and then i walked by
01:38there's a chance that dave has put something so high that for him he sees it and it's no big deal but
01:44for me i i i would never see it you're right because there's probably some some cars that
01:51are high enough that i can't see the top of like my jeep i don't see the top climb up on your little
01:55ladder yeah you'd never notice it i need my little stool there's uh lockers here that i always like if
02:00i'm going to the bathroom or something i'll put my water jug on top of no one would ever see it up
02:04there i literally it's like seven feet high oh wow no i didn't even know it had access up there
02:10well yeah you can set stuff on top of those lockers not me i can't but yeah if i put my gun up there
02:16yeah no one would have known but me dave always likes to show off his height dominance he does
02:22leaves water bottles up high that's not what i'm doing that's what he does i literally i don't want
02:27to leave it on the ground you know what guys i'm just gonna you're just such a joke i hope you guys
02:33don't matter where i like to leave my water bottles you're ridiculous that's what i'm doing my
02:38height dominance showing off my height dominance hold on a second guys whip out my height for you
02:44to look at chuck can you go get my one oh yeah hold on a second you're gonna fall don't fall
02:49you're gonna die this is how he dies this is where the show ends chuck falls off the chair and dies
02:56i needed that chair to get it thank you dave thanks for putting it there where it was real easy for me
03:02to grab oh was that not easy for you is that where you asked me to look for your water bottle
03:10the other day is that where it was oh no he did it he did it to you the psychology the psychology
03:16sent me a text after the show like yeah i can't find my water bottle i might have left it that's
03:20where it was how did you expect me to find it there that's dots height dominance that's a text
03:26that's where it was really not what i was doing where was it where was your water bottle on top of
03:32the lockers where i never would have been able to see it because i'm too dainty of a man he didn't
03:37of course he couldn't i'm like ah i know why you couldn't find it because you're too short
03:40oh my god that's not what i did height domination wow hr if we had one you're ridiculous like where
03:51can i put my water bottle that jason will never see but then like no i swear to god it's in the
03:57hallway somewhere why don't you go look you sure you didn't find it you didn't find it huh it was
04:01right there the whole time maybe you should have got on a ladder did i say that to you no thank you
04:06you did it but you thought it if he was just a little taller you would have found it seven feet
04:12up i forgot i put it there anyways i just connected some dots here that's all i was like wow it's all
04:21making sense i didn't know any of this took place it's all making sense to me now drinks up high oh way
04:26up high and then sending short people to find them you didn't see it huh dainty man yeah oh you need a
04:33where's your case of water you could have i wish i had one stepped on it you would have needed one
04:38yeah height dominance height dominance you did you came in here and touched that cd rack like it
04:44was nothing and gave me a little yep people are calling me a height supremacist yeah you are i am
04:52not a supremacist no i think you are short kings we need to revolt yeah he's six five you know yeah i do
05:00know i've heard something about it i've heard something about that he needs like a really big
05:05car because he can't fit in any other right have you heard that he needs extra leg room on the plane
05:10because he's like did you get your little toadstool out there chuck to jump in your jeep he's tall
05:15you get your toadstool out he gets asked all the time at the grocery store to help people get stuff
05:19on the top shelf height dominance height supremacist height supremacist might be my funny
05:27and that might be the funniest thing i've ever heard in my life height supremacist
05:32what are you trying to do just let me know when you're done i'm just checking stuff out here
05:37so let me know when you're finished i'm just checking to see what else we need
05:42yep well you have said that it's
05:45yeah he's just uh not got the best all the time oh no now you finally broke
05:50stop working it did yeah it will that's it that's it everybody we're going home show's over
05:57show's over dave duke over here
06:02well now now that's too much now that's
06:06height supremacist that's too much
06:08it was not a height supremacist
06:10let's not be crazy
06:12no no
06:13now
06:15oh my god
06:20i didn't say that
06:21if you don't get a shirt made this is height supremacist now i mean i don't even know what to say
06:43dave i'm gonna wear that around right are you kidding me what does that say oh height supremacist
06:49why was dave shot at the gas station he's a height supremacist
06:52oh my gosh
06:53don't
06:55don't
06:55what
06:56don't
06:58that was just for him
06:59don't
07:01but it's perfect
07:03don't do that
07:04it's perfect
07:04yeah it'd be a different it'd be like
07:08right
07:08perfect
07:09it's a symbol but it's like up high
07:11i was like look at that up there
07:12oh my god
07:13look at that up there
07:13height supremacist
07:14it's a height so far
07:16to these people
07:17it's a height supremacist symbol
07:19absolutely insane
07:21you put your hand out
07:22you put your hand out upside down
07:24can you reach
07:25can you reach that
07:27height supremacist symbol
07:29oh my god
07:31this is the craziest thing i've ever heard in my life
07:34hey i'll get that for you
07:39let me get that
07:41oh this one
07:43elon stop doing that
07:45that's great
07:45what
07:46i didn't say that
07:47who said
07:47i'm a height supremacist
07:49oh this text just came in
07:50height power
07:51exactly
07:56that's exactly what we're talking about
08:00height power
08:02that's what the shirt could say on the back
08:08it says height supremacist on the front
08:10and height power on the back
08:12and then there's a guy
08:14holding his hand upside down
08:16outstretched obviously
08:18outstretched and kind of high
08:20up
08:21if you've got height in your heart
08:22let it out
08:23oh my god i'm literally dying
08:29oh i'm dying from laughter
08:31oh this might be the funniest thing i've ever heard in my whole entire life
08:35oh is it that's
08:36oh my god
08:38i just never knew i worked with a height supremacist
08:41okay
08:41i mean i really didn't
08:43that's enough
08:43well at least we know where your water will be
08:45oh my god i just thought something even more insane
08:48what again i don't even think i can say it
08:50don't just keep it keep it all in there
08:52let it out
08:53keep it in
08:53i haven't said anything
09:00anyways when i get my make america tall again hat on i will
09:04yeah
09:05mata hat
09:09mata
09:10that's my new movement
09:12it's mad
09:13that's my new movement
09:14the mata movement
09:15james i'm mad
09:16it's all again
09:16heil heitler
09:20oh my god
09:21oh my god
09:23that's it
09:23that's what's in my head
09:25i had to let it out
09:26i had to let it out
09:28i had to let it out
09:29that is insane
09:30it's terrible
09:30it's terrible
09:31height
09:32listen height is right
09:35whether you choose to believe it or not
09:37height is right
09:39oh everybody's texting in
09:42everybody's texting in
09:44lift that up
09:47people want to join my group
09:48other tall men
09:50other tall men
09:51other tall men
09:51yeah i'm not even allowed in
09:53he's only six foot
09:54i don't know what would happen to us
09:55under his
09:56you know i may can't even
09:57i can't even imagine what happens
09:59they got good stuff
10:00like the third height
10:01apartheid
10:05okay
10:06oh
10:09okay what has happened
10:11this has become the most inappropriate segment
10:14that's my favorite thing about comedy
10:16like honestly my favorite single thing
10:19that's it
10:20it's like
10:20get that
10:22rise up
10:23stand tall
10:24can you reach that
10:26tall lives matter
10:28i'm telling you man
10:34that's that's incredible
10:36that is incredible
10:37you do one of those fancy american flags
10:40but like the line is the very top line
10:42is red
10:43because it's the tallest part
10:45someone said well next thing you know at work
10:46you're gonna have a heights only bathroom
10:48yep
10:51i expect it
10:53pretty soon
10:53it's okay
10:54he david now you're snorting
10:57that's how funny this is
10:58that's how funny it is
10:59sorry heights only
11:00it's literally
11:00tall life
11:01yep
11:02oh my god people are insane
11:05no i mean they're coming up
11:06as a six foot seven black man
11:08i approve of this
11:09yes of course
11:10of course he's in
11:12dayday is the master of ice
11:13dayday
11:14never forget the talocost
11:18oh no
11:20no
11:21dear lord
11:23people are too good
11:24the talocost is terrible
11:26it's terrible
11:28it's amazing
11:29it's terrible
11:30it's terrible
11:31oh my lord
11:34oh my god
11:35dear god
11:35tall brothers are uniting though
11:38reaching for something upside down
11:40is the craziest thing i've ever
11:41you have to be six foot five or taller
11:43oh yeah that's it
11:45yeah
11:45you can't be in if you're six four
11:47oh they'd probably let you in
11:49you think
11:49yeah
11:50i'm trying to think of like when the cut
11:52would it be six
11:53six
11:54you'd have to be six
11:55you know
11:55yeah six foot three people want to join
11:57oh six foot three you're probably in
11:59what do you say
11:59height power
12:01it's up to you
12:03who's allowed
12:04yeah that's true
12:05you're kind of
12:06you're writing your uh
12:08height comp over there
12:09i don't know uh
12:11okay that's enough
12:13okay
12:13let's reel it in
12:15six million short kings
12:16no stop it
12:18all right
12:18stop it
12:19okay
12:19that's enough
12:20stop it jason
12:21that's enough
12:21i'm allowed
12:22i know you are
12:24but what am i
12:25i'm sending out my resume
12:28that's a smart idea anyway
12:30that's probably smart
12:32yeah that's probably smart
12:34wow man holy crap
12:36you have to leave your water bottles up high everyone in the group
12:38it's so high
12:39you saw where he keeps it
12:40okay
12:40that's what started this whole thing
12:42that's what started the whole thing
12:43that's what started
12:44but i said
12:44height dominance
12:46that's all i said
12:47i know you did
12:48that's all i said
12:49i didn't say anything else
12:50other than height
12:51height
12:52height
12:53i didn't say any of that
12:54i don't say that stuff
12:56that's one of the craziest things
12:58i don't say anything like that
12:59it might be the funniest thing
13:00elisa maybe you and i can do a podcast
13:02when this is all done
13:03yeah
13:03yeah
13:03yeah
13:04yeah maybe
13:05maybe we could do that
13:06oh man
13:07i can't even imagine
13:13can't even imagine the flags that we'll create
13:17okay
13:17all right
13:18that'll do it
13:19just a bunch of reaching hands
13:19that'll do it
13:20in a certain pattern
13:21boy
13:23see
13:25it's four of those
13:26and it goes too far
13:27it's four of those
13:28because you gotta reach
13:29right
13:30so up
13:31all right
13:34that's it
13:35that's the reason why i
13:37i didn't go buy a new car
13:39i'm holding off for some reason
13:43and keeping my car
13:44oh man
13:45that's probably smart
13:46yep
13:47probably smart
13:49i hang on to it i think
13:50i mean i don't know
13:51i mean um
13:53this could really take off
13:55people are
13:56people are crazy
13:57no i know
13:57watch out for the height stop
14:00yeah
14:04yeah
14:04it's going too far huh
14:05yeah
14:05anyway
14:10as we make america tall again
14:12stay with us for the madam movement
14:16i'm scared
14:18now you're the first to go
14:20probably the tallest
14:21probably the tallest guy i've seen
14:23one of the tallest people i've ever seen in my life
14:26he was tall
14:27very tall
14:29very very tall
14:30first time we've ever talked about politics
14:33oh boy
14:35day day was tall
14:40day day was tall
14:43tall day day was
14:46oh shoot you guys
14:51lot of five people on both sides
14:53short and tall
14:55tomorrow on the lisa and al show
14:59oh boy
15:00probably probably one of the tallest i've seen
15:06okay
15:09yep
15:10that's it
15:11just
15:11place to put my water bottle
15:13that it doesn't sit on the floor
15:14yep
15:14and jason can you go find it
15:16no i can't
15:17no you can't
15:18i could not see it
15:19how long did you look for it
15:21eh maybe like 30 seconds
15:23yeah not a lot
15:24well that's good
15:24i'm glad you didn't put much time to it
15:26it was in the bathroom
15:27it wasn't in the bathroom
15:28so
15:28i never
15:30i never knew
15:30the top of the lockers
15:32no
15:32was able to be reached
15:34no one else did
15:35only someone else who would be in
15:37you know
15:37the third height
15:40okay
15:41yeah
15:42we done
15:44can we go
15:45i think we're done
15:46i think we can move on to the next story
15:48sure
15:49can we
15:49yeah what do you mean
15:51yep
15:51yeah no we're good
15:52we're good dave
15:53anything you want
15:55whatever you want to do
15:56it's the day day show
15:57yeah
15:57day day
16:00lead the way
16:01oh my god lise
16:02sorry
16:03you're starting a lot of this
16:04i know
16:05oh you're starting a lot of this
16:06i just keep
16:06i start it
16:07and then i sit back
16:08yeah
16:09and then she
16:09wasn't me
16:10you know what she is
16:11she's got like a real
16:13like a real long fire poker
16:15yeah oh yeah
16:16she's like
16:16yeah
16:17it's a day day show
16:19yeah
16:19it's a day day show
16:21she stops for a while
16:21and is like disgusted by everything
16:23and then
16:23and then she's got one of those big like uh
16:25fireplace things
16:26where it's like
16:27it's like it's a big fire isn't it
16:32i don't know why chuck said all those things
16:37it's crazy
16:38he's nuts
16:39have you thought about height dominance
16:41the gross topo
16:47i've seen all you
16:49you're keeping it going
16:51i just can't believe it
16:52yeah they're coming up with stuff
16:53they're coming up with stuff
16:54it's people
16:55it's people
16:57it's their fault
16:57definitely
16:58it's people
16:59oh man
17:00i am not a height supremacist
17:02i simply state stuff that happens in my life as a tall man
17:05that's what they say
17:06i don't think i'm better than people
17:07do short people scare me
17:09sometimes
17:10yes
17:10sometimes
17:11incredibly short
17:12yes they do
17:13not normal short people
17:14you don't like danny devito
17:16because he's short
17:17he's a terrifying looking man
17:18he's great
17:20he's a terrifying
17:21he's so funny
17:22he's so funny
17:23no
17:23no
17:24you fell for it
17:25i don't even want to know what his plans are for danny devito
17:31i really don't
17:32no
17:33i really don't
17:34oh man
17:36well
17:36my head's pounding right now
17:38oh good
17:39good for you
17:39oh my god
17:40suck on that
17:41yep
17:42i can't talk
17:42i can't breathe
17:43i'm just gonna walk
17:44anyway
17:48that was wild
17:51and there's no such thing as height privilege
17:53because
17:53it sucks
17:54height privilege
17:55it sucks
17:56most of the time
17:57you got height privilege dude
17:58you're cramped in seats
17:59it's cramped
17:59you've got
18:00leg problems
18:01and knees
18:02that sounds just like someone with height privilege
18:05that's exactly what a person would
18:06so you're saying you need to take more room
18:08yeah he does
18:09yeah he does
18:10short people should move up
18:12get out of the way
18:14get out of the way
18:16anyway lisa the crap starter over here
18:19pretending to be innocent
18:22i knew she started the day off by pissing in my cornflakes
18:26so i really did
18:27i knew something was coming
18:29yep
18:29i knew something was coming
18:30yep
18:31she's punch drunk
18:33she said she needed another coffee
18:35i do
18:36and then she's like
18:37oh boy
18:38hope nothing gets nuts when i say this
18:40i don't know
18:42high dominance
18:42huh
18:43if he's giving you that espresso now
18:44probably not
18:47they're really up high too
18:51i can't even imagine
18:55all of us just trying to scramble to even try and reach them
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