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00:00If you like this AFV appetizer, you'll love the main course.
00:05Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show,
00:33Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:38Whoo! Let's do this, y'all!
00:43Come on! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:45Welcome, welcome! Hello, hello, hello!
00:47Hello! Hello, and welcome to America's Funniest Videos,
00:51a show that the title spells out exactly what you're gonna get.
00:54We're like one of those restaurants
00:56that has a type of food in the name.
00:58And just as you wouldn't go to a place called
01:01Pasta Paradise for Sushi,
01:03you wouldn't tune into America's Funniest Videos
01:05for photos of the most depressing skateboard crashes in Switzerland.
01:09Anyway, uh, here are today's specials.
01:13on rare occasions, the hitter makes an error.
01:25This is somewhere with a unicorn.
01:27Ow!
01:28This guy's a nut.
01:32Or at least the squirrel thinks so.
01:40He's attacking me.
01:42I like cookies blank milk.
01:46I like cookies at milk.
01:50I like cookies and milk.
01:52I like cookies butt milk.
01:55Or I like cookies...
01:56Butt milk!
01:58They're being recorded.
02:00Butt milk!
02:02Butt milk!
02:04Butt milk!
02:06Butt milk!
02:07Butt milk!
02:08Butt milk!
02:09Butt milk!
02:10Butt milk!
02:11Butt milk!
02:12Butt milk!
02:13Butt milk!
02:14I'm going to scare the...
02:16out of Steve.
02:17So I just heard the garage open.
02:19He's just arriving.
02:20Ah!
02:24They moved to a two-story house
02:26just so she could pull this prank on him.
02:28Oh!
02:29Oh my God!
02:30Are you okay?
02:31How do you know when you've over-stuffed your trash bag?
02:43What do you see?
02:46T-Rex.
02:47Where?
02:48T-Rex!
02:49T-Rex!
02:50Hmm...
02:51T-Rex's look a lot bigger in the movies.
02:53Roar man, roar. Roar a bunch of roar.
03:06Roar!
03:08Roar!
03:11Roar!
03:12Oh, my gosh, I'm scared.
03:15Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
03:18Okay, one, two, three.
03:28It's a girl!
03:31That is... that is pink.
03:34This gender reveal reveals that this little boy
03:40is in a state of denial.
03:44Wait a minute. Is there... I think that's...
03:47That's not really good. This way again!
03:51Oh, we could try to get him on the line,
03:52but I don't think it's gonna change.
04:00One of our most popular segments is dog park.
04:03I mean, we could switch it up and call it pooch palace
04:06or the barking lot, and it would be just as great,
04:09but then we'd have to change the graphic,
04:11and it would be a whole to-do
04:12because as great as our graphic designer Patrick is,
04:15he has enough on his plate, so...
04:19Release the hounds.
04:22It's time to go to the dog park.
04:25Did you do this?
04:27Huh?
04:29Did you open the window and let the chicken in?
04:33What's the problem?
04:34He heard you wanted chicken for dinner
04:36and was trying to help.
04:46Talk about creative differences.
04:48The lead singer insists on singing from the next room.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Yeah.
04:52If you won't give him a bath,
05:09he'll just give himself a bath.
05:10This explains last month's water bill.
05:26Hope he knows how to turn it off.
05:33Well, I'd do the same thing
05:35if an Alfonso statue took my toy.
05:40I don't know if he's scared of that sculpture
05:42or if he just thinks it's tech.
05:48Look at this horse.
05:50When this dog runs out of water...
05:52Horse living in it.
05:53...he takes matters into his own paws.
05:55He does this
06:00so he doesn't have to hear you tell the story
06:02about the one that got away.
06:03Oh, God!
06:06Oh, God!
06:09Oh, this poor fish.
06:13Spoiler up.
06:14Got the spoiler up.
06:17Spoiler's up.
06:19Fat dog.
06:19Fat dog.
06:19Fat dog.
06:19Fat dog.
06:21Fat dog.
06:22Fat dog.
06:23Fat dog.
06:24Fat dog.
06:26This next montage is dedicated to work.
06:29Okay, I know a bunch of you just shuddered
06:32at the thought of going back to work tomorrow.
06:34Well, as bad as your work date might be,
06:36here's some people to remind you
06:38it could always be worse.
06:40And if it is, please send me the video.
06:42Wake up at the crack of dawn
06:46Slip my old work boots on
06:50Cup of coffee and I'm ready to roll
06:53Grab my keys and out the door
06:56I do what I got to do
06:59To just maintain
07:01Tomorrow I'll do it again
07:06And I don't complain
07:07But I ain't no one to steal
07:12Cause I get my old phone shift to shit
07:15And I do my best each and every day
07:18Cause I gotta push, gotta make them pay
07:21I ain't no workin' still
07:24Cause I love it all
07:26Do you catch my grip?
07:28Cause I always know it is what it is
07:31Gotta make my way
07:32But I ain't no workin' still
07:34I ain't no workin' still
07:35I ain't no workin' still
07:37I ain't no workin' still
07:40Hey, want to see your funny video on TV?
08:08Just upload it to AFB.com.
08:15My father once told me it's better to work smart than to work hard.
08:26Good advice.
08:27But the boneheads in these next videos must have had dads who gave them the advice work
08:32hard at not being smart.
08:34Yeah, I should have my dad talk to their dads.
08:38It's a slip and slide.
08:42And a slip and high.
08:47This is the closest they'll ever come to front row seats to a bowl game.
08:51I'm taking care of you.
08:53You okay?
08:54Yep, I am.
08:56It's holiday.
08:57Oh.
08:57Oh my God.
09:00Is it a snack?
09:03This?
09:04You got to talk about this?
09:06Yeah.
09:07They should call animal control or their hairdresser
09:37This dance team needs a new choreographer
09:58They're not gonna get you says the lady a good 30 feet away
10:07They're angry oh my gosh, they're all swarming out
10:17They're all over you dad, there's like 200 on you
10:28Oh my god, they're all out. Oh my god, I'm gonna start running
10:31They're learning that bee removal isn't just some hobby you pursue on the weekends
10:40Don't get closer to me
10:42Get off me
10:44Get off me
10:46Get off
10:48It's so old
10:50Don't break the rope
10:52No
10:54No you
10:55With three golfers the chance of a slice
10:59Is thrice
11:06I videotaped the ball coming right at me
11:08He's not good on his feet
11:13But he's good with the ad-libs
11:15Mom
11:17You gotta watch your camera footage
11:26It's time for Spoke Too Soon
11:28Where we show videos of people who say stuff and are immediately proven wrong
11:32I would love to elaborate but I'm afraid to accidentally say something incorrect
11:37And then I'll end up in the next Spoke Too Soon package and we don't want that
11:41Or at least I don't want that
11:46So what are we having for lunch today?
11:48Um, the new thing
11:54Cancel that
11:58Aw baby
12:00Aw, what's that?
12:04Ew
12:05Is it going to rain tonight?
12:18No rain is expected tonight
12:24Yep
12:25Easy
12:28Good
12:30Easy
12:31Easy
12:36No it's okay
12:40It's okay
12:44Luckily Dad can spot a Spoke Too Soon from a mile away
12:48I can't believe it
12:50I can't believe it
12:51Oh my goodness
12:52I've got it
12:53Oh no
12:54He can't fly
13:04Good
13:08Putting the final ones on
13:21The last one
13:22Many restaurants have a senior citizen discount so that older folks can save a few bucks
13:35Well, I'm proud to say that AFV now offers a senior citizen discount so that anyone 65 and up can upload their video to our show for free
13:43Okay, yes, it was always free, but when seniors hear the word discount they'll be on it like gravy on a biscuit
13:53Which they can also get a discount on depending on the restaurant
13:57Behind every clumsy man
14:00Is an overly critical wife
14:02What are you doing?
14:04What are you doing?
14:05What are you doing?
14:09Are you okay?
14:11It's in shoes
14:13Look what shoes he's wearing
14:16Hey
14:17Two
14:19Two
14:20One
14:21Three
14:22Bastard
14:24A monkey
14:26Don't say the words brother please
14:27You don't say the words
14:28It's an animal
14:30It's a
14:31Yeah, this game has one rule don't say the word
14:36What is that the real thing Bobcat my mom
14:40But grandma never plays by the rules
14:44In the water alligator
14:47Don't say the words don't say the word is it in the water
14:54Crocodile
14:56Oh
15:03Well at least she can still read without her glasses
15:26Oh
15:33Wait
15:41That's my car
15:43He called Shaka he didn't care which car
16:01I don't know what the age limit for leapfrog is
16:04But they are past
16:06Oh my god
16:08Are you okay
16:10Yes
16:12Oh my god
16:14What happened
16:18Hello I'm going to show you the rocket
16:22Where
16:24That's a pretty impressive rocket
16:34But check out this turbo booster
16:36I never shoot him out there
16:38Is that a rocket?
16:40Is that a rocket?
16:56When you have a problem
16:58It's good to seek advice from someone who's had the same problem
17:02But what if you have a problem that's so unusual
17:04No one's ever had it before
17:06Well I'm afraid you're on your own
17:08But it's pretty cool that you have a problem so weird that nobody else has ever had it before
17:13Right?
17:14Right?
17:19It's hard to lose the baby weight when the baby won't let you exercise
17:22So hot up
17:32He may be a house mouse
17:34But he still likes to go outside and explore
17:38Yeah!
17:41Yeah!
17:52There are downsides to being the cool neighbor
17:58I decided to stay here until I'm 18
18:02You're going to stay here until you're 18?
18:04Yep
18:05Are you serious?
18:06Yep
18:07Alright well um
18:08This is too many clothes
18:10Okay
18:13She's spreading the ashes of someone who wanted to pull one last prank
18:18Jackie!
18:20Jackie!
18:21Jessie!
18:23Jessie!
18:24You've got Barry on you
18:27Jessie!
18:32She's tossing him his keys after borrowing his car
18:35Can you get him all the way to me?
18:40Now she can borrow his ladder
18:46This dog is crazy
18:48He has to hold someone's hand or else he freaks out in the car
18:52Okay?
18:53See?
18:54Now watch
19:01Give him a break
19:02He was born to pull a sled
19:03Not sit in the back seat of a sedan
19:05Why?
19:06What in the world?
19:07What in the world?
19:09They think there are mice behind those shutters
19:12But compared to what's really there?
19:13Mice would be nice
19:16Oh my God!
19:22Alright just got done hanging the mirror, perfect height
19:24She told me to hang it where?
19:25You know
19:27In the middle
19:28In the middle
19:29In the middle
19:30So I hung it in the middle
19:31Of the blue shelf
19:32And I forgot
19:33You're 6'8
19:35Lower it
19:36Lower it
19:45Join me as I view life through the prism of unbridled optimism
19:52Don't be such a gloomy Gus
19:53It's time to look on the bright side
19:58Look on the bright side
19:59Now maybe you'll finally get those overtime hours you've been asking for
20:03Here's the good news
20:15You may live near scary forest creatures
20:18But at least they respect your privacy
20:21Hey
20:22Mr. Bear
20:23Can you close the door for me?
20:33Think of it this way
20:36Not having to comb your hair gives you more time to hang out with your kids
20:50Cheer up!
20:51At least no one will ever ask to borrow your phone
20:55Alright, asshole
20:56I hope we've set you right by showing you that things can be bright
21:13It's time for AFV's Winner's Circle
21:15Where we salute winners from years past
21:17Proving that the best part of winning isn't the money
21:20It's being able to brag about the money for many years to come
21:23It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFV's past
21:35Hey, baby, come here
21:38I got that thing stuck in my finger
21:40Oh, my gosh!
21:42Don!
21:43Come on, son
21:48You're gonna have to go
21:49Is it in your bone?
21:50Pull it out, baby
21:52Woo!
21:53Woo!
21:54Here, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
21:55John, let me go get Steve
21:56No, wait a minute
21:58Cut it right here
21:59Some owls say hoo hoo
22:11This one says you poo
22:22Trying to simulate labor
22:23I'm so nervous right now
22:24Oh!
22:25Oh!
22:26Oh!
22:27Oh!
22:28Stop!
22:29Oh, my gosh!
22:30Oh, my gosh!
22:31They're simulating labor pains
22:32Oh, my gosh!
22:33Oh!
22:34Oh, my God!
22:35No, no!
22:36Oh, stop!
22:37I don't know who gave birth to this idea
22:38But, oh, baby, I like it
22:41Can I grab the girl?
22:42I might pee my pants
22:44Oh!
22:45Oh!
22:46Oh!
22:47Oh!
22:48He's starting to understand that they call it labor
22:50Because it's a heck of a lot of work
22:52Oh!
22:53Oh!
22:54Oh!
22:55Oh!
22:56Oh!
22:57Oh!
22:58It's just what it's like to have a baby
22:59After he's done with this
23:00He's gonna call his mom and apologize for 35 years of mediocre Mother's Day gifts
23:05Oh!
23:06Oh!
23:07Oh!
23:08Oh!
23:09Oh!
23:10Oh!
23:11Oh!
23:12Oh!
23:13I had a baby
23:14I think I put it in my pants
23:16Oh, man
23:18It's a boy
23:19It is?
23:20We did it!
23:22Let's circle back next week for another Inner Circle
23:36TV is so weird these days
23:38There's a bazillion shows on a million streaming services
23:41But when you find a show you like
23:43It's only like six episodes
23:44And then you have no idea when the next season's coming out
23:47If there even is one
23:49That's what's so great about AFV
23:50We're here every week and there's no cliffhangers
23:53I mean, there might be some guy named Cliff slipping on a plastic hanger
23:56But that's about it
23:58Manny, I'm the best at rock, paper, scissors, shoot
24:01No doubt
24:02I could be the machine
24:03Look, rock, paper, scissors, shoot
24:06Dang it, he won
24:09Hello there, friend
24:10Look at you, all pretty
24:11She gets the snake to move
24:13Just not where she wants it to go
24:16Here I go
24:18Go, snake goo
24:19Oh, no, no, no, not in the house
24:20Really? Seriously?
24:21Ah
24:23Mommy!
24:28Mommy!
24:29She can't see Mommy
24:30Mommy!
24:31You know who else she can't see?
24:32Mommy!
24:33John Cena!
24:36John Cena!
24:38Mama, get me John Cena!
24:41John Cena!
24:46Lava boards are hard enough when your eyes aren't covered
24:51Sheets are!
24:53Are you okay?
24:59Taking out the recycling helps recycle an old back injury
25:07Time for the talk
25:16Baby!
25:18Squat down! You gotta squat down real far
25:21And then just back up
25:23And then jump up into it
25:25When your dad's a fireman
25:26You make your own water park
25:30Yeah!
25:32There it is!
25:38Saved by the TV tray
25:44The spinning teacups ride isn't for everyone
25:51It's me!
25:55This chicken's checking on her seed delivery
25:58They might do the truck!
25:59Don't do it!
26:00I'll steal!
26:02Don't do it!
26:03Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
26:04Don't!
26:05Ah!
26:07Ah! No!
26:08Come on!
26:12You want me to come get her?
26:13Nah, I get it
26:14It'd be a fun experience
26:15Cause I always wanted to be around the chicken
26:19That was funny!
26:23Cats are finicky!
26:24They're finicky about their food
26:25About who they let pet them
26:27And what show they appear on
26:29Luckily AFV is one of them
26:31Which has me feline pretty good
26:32That's a pretty expensive cat toy
26:42Some cats are afraid you'll run out of catnip
26:44These two are afraid you'll run out of ink
26:55Curiosity didn't kill the cat
26:57But it did almost ruin dinner
26:59Bro!
27:00What?
27:01Bro!
27:02What did you do?
27:03That was served!
27:19I can't tell if he's thankful you found his happy spot
27:22Or angry about it
27:23The good thing about having outdoor cats
27:39They can scare away outdoor bears
27:42Bruiser!
27:43Get back here!
27:45Give me my corn dogs!
27:48Bruiser!
27:49Give me my corn dogs!
27:51You could have avoided this
27:52If you had just taken Bruiser to the state fair
27:54And let him buy his own corn dogs
27:56Give me my corn dog back!
27:59At this point
28:02Do you really want it back?
28:11Huh!
28:13Finally!
28:14A way to get kittens to walk slower
28:16I love the New York Giants
28:21Yes I do
28:23You know there's a few people around here that don't like the
28:26His pet's clearly a fan of the Panthers or the Bengals
28:29You know cause both teams are named after cats
28:32Everybody don't like the Giants
28:35You just let me know
28:45For kids losing their baby teeth is a rite of passage
28:49Some people let nature take its course
28:51While others like to give their teeth pulling a little pizzazz
28:54So here's some creative yanks worthy of your things
29:24One
29:25Two
29:26One
29:27Two
29:28Three
29:37One
29:38Two
29:40Three
29:41Ow!
29:42Did he do it?
29:55Ah!
29:56Yay!
29:57Three.
29:58Ah!
29:59Ah!
30:00Ah!
30:01Ah!
30:02Ah!
30:03Ah!
30:04Ah!
30:14Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
30:17What are you waiting for?
30:18Upload it to AFV.com.
30:28Hey, Alfonso.
30:31Hey, Alfonso.
30:33We will see more baby videos.
30:40Okay, Paisley, Blake, and Junie.
30:42You want to see more baby videos?
30:44Well, how can I say no to that cute little thing?
30:48Ready, kiddo?
30:50See, Daddy can't get this thing up.
30:52Kids outsmarting their parents
30:54seems like it's starting earlier and earlier.
30:57Come on!
30:58Really?
31:03She's doing her impression of what she'll look like
31:07when her teeth come in.
31:08Please.
31:10New dad's been dadding so much, he dad's in his sleep.
31:27Ah!
31:28Ah!
31:29Ah!
31:30Ah!
31:31Ah!
31:32Ah!
31:33Ah!
31:34Ah!
31:35Ah!
31:36Ah!
31:37Ah!
31:38Ah!
31:39Ah!
31:40Ah!
31:41Ah!
31:42It's hard to tell twin babies apart,
31:44especially when you're practically a baby yourself.
31:47I got it.
31:48Ah!
31:49I got it.
31:50Oh, my God.
31:51How do you pay attention, guys?
31:52All she's doing is watching Dad and it's fun.
31:54Dana!
31:55Okay.
31:56Baby's first steps?
31:57So what?
31:58Come on.
32:01But baby's first trust fall?
32:03Now that's impressive.
32:04What?
32:05Oh, my gosh!
32:06My trust!
32:10A baby's belly doesn't hold that much.
32:12Um.
32:13But it holds way more than you want.
32:15happened hold on let me see what this is you know what the world needs now a guy
32:34who's been meaning to put a lock on the bathroom door
32:38i hope you've enjoyed a guy who's been meaning to put a lock on the bathroom door
32:48why is nobody happy with what they have case in point products that make straight hair curly
32:57are a billion dollar business and products that make curly hair straight are also a billion dollar
33:03business i think the only people who are truly happy in life are the ones who watch funny videos
33:08regardless of whether the people in the videos have curly hair straight hair or no hair at all
33:13that's a truck carrying a truck that's carrying a truck that's pulling a truck that wait for you
33:20has a pickup truck coming out of the back is this where baby trucks come from
33:25you don't see this every day and you're not gonna see it any day at my house
33:38i've heard of australian rules football i didn't know they had australian rules basketball
33:45this is insane how is nobody calling double dribble on that kid
33:53most guys his age give up bike riding for pickleball
34:05and now you see why
34:08okay there's two bucks outside my tree stand they're fighting
34:22he turns the turtle around because he doesn't want it to see him pee the whole cul-de-sac's free to watch but
34:42he draws the line at stuffed reptiles
34:49a much-needed break interrupted by a much unneeded break
34:55i can't believe he's doing this you know without putting down a coat of primer first
35:11do you know a silly senior citizen someone from the greatest generation who's as funny as they are old
35:35great because seniors aren't just our respected elders they're also tonight's assignment america yes
35:41we want to see overactive octogenarians on the air again just tell them more
35:46seniors come out of retirement we want to see grannies falling on their fannies and pawpaws
35:52dropping the coleslaw the video of your golden age or who acts like a teenager might even win 20 or 100
35:57grand just upload the video to afv.com for full contest rules log on to afv.com nothing excites us more
36:04than our version of senioritis
36:06we've seen lots of videos the show's almost done but hey there's a contest let's find out who's won
36:19time to meet our finalists first up brother or sister let's ask the cake but when the cake's the
36:24wrong color it must be a mistake it's gender reveal redo sent in by alicia neubauer from birth hole
36:30north dakota it's a girl that is that is pink
36:37this gender reveal reveals that this little boy is in a state of denial
36:46joining us are alicia shelby jackson nelly and travis now first of all we want to wish jackson a very
37:02happy ninth birthday and we appreciate you letting us be a part of it now jackson you didn't get the
37:09brother you were hoping for but what do you think of your new baby sister nelly great great okay all
37:18right great well you know listen family is all that matters okay well family and cake of course
37:23gotta love some cake all right good luck y'all
37:28thank you next up there's something slithering but don't be afraid it's less of a reptile and more
37:35of a braid it's hairy snake mistake sent in by chelsea malvo from houston texas
37:40what is it they should call animal control
37:50or their hairdresser
37:52joining us are chelsea alia and daryl now alia you discovered this snake in your garage now on a scale
38:12from one to indiana jones how afraid of snakes are you
38:15ten you're ten you know i'm afraid of snakes too so i'm with you and daryl when you were recruited to
38:23help what made you realize what the snake really was i had to get a little closer to just zoom in on
38:30it before i can see the curl pattern was not a snake well listen if i ever have a snake in my garage
38:38i know who to call playa all right all right good luck y'all thank you and finally when it's time
38:47for bed and mom won't come when you call maybe there's a pro wrestler just down the hall it's
38:54clamoring for a champion sent in by jen wicker from arlington heights illinois
38:58she can't see mommy you know who else she can't see
39:04joining us are jen sloan gary grayson and declan so sloan you are a little older now do you remember
39:20why you chose john cena to come get you out of your crib
39:24well basically my brother's um my brother said
39:33that john cena's really strong so i thought he could come and get me out of my crib
39:38all right well listen john cena's pretty cool right
39:41yeah yeah i like that well good luck y'all
39:45all right we're gonna find out who takes home the cash in just a minute but first let's take a look
39:49at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention
39:53oh
39:57oh
39:59oh
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40:22oh
40:26oh
40:31okay it's time to hand out tonight's prizes twenty thousand for first six thousand for second and
40:35four thousand for third here we go our third place four thousand dollar winner is
40:41gender reveal redo sent in by alicia neubauer from birth hold north dakota
40:48And the winner of the $20,000
40:51in tonight's Funniest Home Video is...
40:54Clamoring for a Champion, sent in by Jen Wickham
40:57from Alderman Heights, Illinois.
40:59We have Sloan, Jen, Gary, Grayson, and Declan.
41:02All right, listen, congratulations.
41:05Now, Jen, the video was shot three years ago,
41:09but you just recently sent it in,
41:11even though Sloan had been asking you
41:13to send it in for quite some time.
41:15What took you so long?
41:18Good question.
41:19I thought the process was gonna be more difficult,
41:22but it was super easy,
41:23so we really should have listened to Sloan
41:25and done it a long time ago.
41:26I mean, okay, did you hear that, America?
41:29The submission process was easy,
41:31even if trying to get John Cena to come to your room
41:34isn't quite as simple, okay?
41:36Well, listen, congratulations.
41:38You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:42Congratulations, y'all.
41:46Yeah.
41:47Well, that's our show, or as we say in the biz,
41:49that's a wrap.
41:50A wrap with a W, not rap-rap.
41:53I mean, I could bust out some rhymes.
41:55I mean, I got some rhymes.
41:56What?
41:57What?
41:58Oh, we're out of show?
41:59We're out of time.
42:00Oh, shoot.
42:01Next time.
42:02All right, we'll see you next time,
42:04and don't forget if you upload a video
42:05and it airs on the show,
42:06we'll send you an AFV t-shirt.
42:08So good night, everybody,
42:09and remember, send your video to me,
42:10you might win 20 Gs.
42:12Good night, y'all.
42:13guitar solo
42:16guitar solo
42:46guitar solo
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