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00:30It's me.
00:41Still in Newcastle.
00:45I am...
00:48Look, don't go mad.
00:51I've been rested.
00:53Yesterday, I...
00:56I know.
00:56But I'm really sorry.
01:01I didn't know who else to call.
01:05I'm on my own.
01:08Yeah.
01:11But they're saying that I need an appropriate adult with me.
01:16Will you come up?
01:20Please.
01:30Make some coffee.
01:31Do you want some?
01:32Please.
01:33How are you feeling?
01:40Not great.
01:43Still worrying about Kev?
01:45Yeah.
01:46Well...
01:47I'm hoping he's slept on it and realised that us breaking up is...
01:51best for everyone all around.
01:54Hmm.
01:55What?
01:57Nothing.
01:58Now go on.
01:59What is it?
02:02I bumped into Claudette in the shop.
02:06Apparently she was up all night with him.
02:07Why?
02:10She heard him bawling his eyes out.
02:13So she went to see if he was alright and he obviously wasn't.
02:15Is this ever going to end?
02:20I mean once he gets used to the idea that you two aren't together anymore he'll...
02:24He'll move on.
02:25He has to.
02:25Yeah.
02:26I'll leave that when I see it.
02:27What else has he got to stay around for?
02:41Do you think he's alright?
02:42He hasn't moved since he's came in.
02:48Well.
02:48He's to their own eh?
02:50Yeah.
02:50It's a bit old isn't it?
02:52He's been sat there for two hours.
02:54Maybe you should go over.
02:56Who for?
02:57You know who?
02:57Let's see if he's okay.
02:58You're a doctor.
03:08Morning.
03:11How are things?
03:12Very bad.
03:16Robert ended it yesterday.
03:18Oh.
03:20Oh dear.
03:24We talk about timing.
03:26I was literally just about to tell him about.
03:30You know.
03:30I never...
03:31Never got the chance.
03:36Bumped straight in there and hit me for six.
03:38I'm really sorry to hear that.
03:42Not as sorry as I am.
03:44Ah.
03:46Well, now that you're not a couple anymore,
03:49it's the perfect opportunity to tell him the truth about your diagnosis.
03:52At least then you can still be friends.
03:54The only reason that he's still talking to me is because he thinks I'm about to peg it.
03:59Surely not.
04:00Surely yes.
04:00I need to get him back.
04:08I can't die alone.
04:09Yeah, but...
04:10You're not actually dying.
04:17Do you remember?
04:17Oh, yeah.
04:19So?
04:21He doesn't need to know that, does he?
04:23You're not about to tell him, are you?
04:25Not if you want a long career.
04:32Who put this up?
04:33Oh, Ross got Moses to do it.
04:35Ah, makes sense.
04:36I mean, who sets a table and tidies a toy box once a week?
04:41Oh, now this is more like it.
04:42Guess what you're doing tomorrow, bro?
04:44What?
04:44Or are you cleaning bog?
04:46Show me that.
04:48Hey!
04:48Is that my muesli?
04:50No idea.
04:51But, quite tasty though.
04:53It's also quite expensive.
04:55Yeah, he gets weirdly possessive over his food.
04:57Yeah, maybe because I'm not Bob Geldof.
05:04Well, how come you're not on this list?
05:06Because I'm living with a bunch of kids, aren't I?
05:09I need to be the one to whip them into shape.
05:13Lads, do you know what this house needs?
05:15Er, a cleaner?
05:18A housewarming party!
05:19Er, no chance.
05:21Not while I'm away.
05:23Wear you off?
05:25To see how Pete is.
05:26Girlfriend's dumped him.
05:27Well, he's not having much luck, is he?
05:29No.
05:30That's why I'm off to see him.
05:31Try and cheer him up.
05:32And remember, while I'm away, no house parties.
05:36I'll have one when I get back.
05:38Adios, my chat, Joes.
05:39Well, that puts an end to that, doesn't it?
05:42No, it hasn't.
05:43Well, you heard what he said.
05:45Er, you live here too, remember?
05:46Yeah, and I don't want a house party.
05:48Yes, you do.
05:49Stop gassing.
05:50I'm not!
05:50OK.
05:52I'll tell you what I'll do.
05:54I'll go speak to Lewis, and if he says yeah, the party's on.
06:07I've been so worried about you.
06:09You all right?
06:12Yeah.
06:13So, what's happened?
06:15What's going on?
06:16You've never got a chance to tell us on the phone.
06:18It's all just a massive mistake.
06:20They got it wrong.
06:21The police, they just got it wrong, Grandad.
06:23Oh, Marlon.
06:33They're so pretty.
06:35Ivy's going to absolutely love them.
06:38Not bad, are they?
06:38They're gorgeous.
06:40Look, look, look, look.
06:42Oh, look at those.
06:44You have a very creative husband.
06:46Yay!
06:47Yay!
06:48Crocky.
06:50Er, heard anything from April, yeah?
06:52No, I was hoping you were.
06:54Er, no, nothing, I'm afraid.
06:55I tried calling her before, but I just went straight to voicemail.
06:59Same.
07:00She's probably on the train now, going through some tunnel or other.
07:03Drives me crazy when my phone cuts out mid-conversation.
07:06All right.
07:07Er, hang on.
07:08Happy birthday, Ivy.
07:11Er, do you need a hand with anything?
07:13No, we're all good here, thanks.
07:14Listen, has April been in touch?
07:16Oh, is she not back yet?
07:18Well, no, I left her voicemail yesterday asking what time I try and get in.
07:21So I could pick her up from the station, but I've not heard back.
07:25Oh, stop worrying, Marlon.
07:27You know what young girls are like.
07:28She's probably slept in.
07:30Who's this, April?
07:31Yes.
07:32Oh, she wouldn't miss her little sister's birthday.
07:34Well, especially as it was her birthday yesterday.
07:36And we're only celebrating it today, so April can be here.
07:39In that case, she wouldn't dare miss it.
07:41Birthday, is it today?
07:42Hey.
07:43Is it yours?
07:44Is it yours?
07:45This interview is being audio and visually recorded.
07:50The time is 12.02pm, and the date is the 17th of November, 2025.
07:56I'm DS Clark, and also present is...
07:59Can you ID yourself, please?
08:01Oh, sorry, yeah.
08:02Er, my name's Bob Hope.
08:04I'm April's grandad.
08:06I'm the appropriate adult.
08:08And you understand your role as appropriate adult, Mr Hope?
08:11Yes, yeah.
08:12It's all been explained to me.
08:13OK.
08:15So, April, for the benefit of the recording,
08:17can you state your full name and date of birth?
08:20April wins the 13th of August, 2009.
08:24So, I'll be asking you a few questions regarding your arrest,
08:28but before I do, I must remind you that you do not have to say anything,
08:32but it may harm your defence if you fail to mention
08:34when questioned something you later rely on in court.
08:37Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
08:39Do you understand what this means?
08:41Yeah.
08:43OK.
08:44Well, in that case, let's get on with it.
08:48Can you tell me where you got these, April?
09:07Where did you get the drugs, April?
09:08No comment.
09:12OK.
09:14Can you tell us why you're up here?
09:16Have you ever been to Newcastle before?
09:18No comment.
09:20How about where you were staying?
09:22I mean, you must have been staying somewhere
09:24because you told the arresting officer you'd been up here a few days.
09:27No comment.
09:28Just tell him why you came up here.
09:30If you could let April speak for herself, Mr. Hope.
09:33But she came up with a friend.
09:34Why don't you tell him?
09:34Mr. Hope.
09:37OK.
09:39Do you want me to let you know what I think?
09:41I think you might be working for somebody.
09:44Am I right, April?
09:46Are you part of some gang?
09:48Because if you are, you wouldn't be the first young girl
09:50to get caught up in something like this
09:52and you certainly wouldn't be the last.
09:53Come on, April, I'm trying to help you.
09:58You're from a small village
09:59and you're found in a dodgy part of town
10:01where drug addicts hang out.
10:03What's going on?
10:05Are you dealing?
10:06Is that it?
10:07Of course she's not dealing.
10:09Answer the question, April.
10:16No comment.
10:17OK, one takeaway, Americano.
10:24Thank you very much.
10:25Oh, actually, can I grab one of these flapjacks?
10:28Yeah.
10:28Oh, make that two, please.
10:30OK, whatever you're doing tomorrow, cancel it.
10:32And that is not a request, that is an order.
10:34What's happening to her?
10:35Wait for it.
10:37Well, no get too excited.
10:38Only the best housewarming party you're ever going to go
10:40to this side of the Pennines at yours.
10:43Oh, it's a bit short notice, isn't it?
10:46Leave it any longer and it won't be a half hour.
10:47Housewarming party, would it?
10:48Man does have a point.
10:50And you're my friend.
10:51You're invited.
10:53Wow.
10:54Is Vinny up for it?
10:55Absolutely, man.
10:56I don't know about Ross, I bet he's not happy
10:57missing out because he's at Pete's.
10:59Er, Pete's completely on board about having a party.
11:01He gets coffee with you.
11:02Who wouldn't be?
11:03Who doesn't like a good party?
11:04Exactly.
11:07So?
11:09What do you reckon?
11:10Yeah, yeah, I'm up for it.
11:12But what about fancy dress?
11:14Not sure about that, Louis.
11:16I said I want a coffee.
11:17Just give him a minute, yeah?
11:19No offence, bro, but fancy dress.
11:20Pretty lame.
11:21I'll see you later.
11:22You know, come on, what about, you know, some sort of theme?
11:25Are you deaf or something?
11:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, no need to be rude, man.
11:28What are you going to do about it?
11:29I want a coffee, now.
11:30All right, here, have mine.
11:32Oh, sorry about that.
11:35You found that funny, do you?
11:36I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
11:37Hey, back off.
11:38I said back off.
11:40Do you want to have another heart attack?
11:43Is everything all right here?
11:45Yeah.
11:45Yeah.
11:47Right, come on, outside.
11:50Hi, dear.
11:51Hi, it's April, leave a message.
12:02Voicemail again.
12:03She must have switched her phone off.
12:05Since when did a kid her age switch their phone off willingly?
12:09Well, she's obviously got better things to do than be with us.
12:11I'm sure that's not true.
12:12Maybe her train was delayed.
12:13She could still have phoned.
12:15Exactly.
12:16I'm going to have to take this one home in a minute.
12:18She's spark out.
12:19Yeah, I'm going to have to get going as well.
12:20I've got a herd of cows waiting to be inoculated.
12:23Thanks for coming, Ness.
12:25Oh, I wouldn't have missed it for the world.
12:26Unlike her sister.
12:28Well, let's hope nothing's happened to her.
12:30Oh, great.
12:31I'm getting worried now.
12:32Well, knowing her, she'll have just left her phone lying around somewhere.
12:36Yeah, she's always leaving it lying about, isn't she?
12:38So stop worrying, eh?
12:40Right, I'll see you all later.
12:41Thanks for coming.
12:42I'll be at work.
12:44See you, Ness.
12:45See you.
12:45April, it's me.
12:46Where are you?
12:47Um, everybody's worried about you.
12:52Um, when you get this, can you just ring us back, please?
12:55I'll be okay.
12:56Bye.
12:56I don't understand.
13:05You were doing so well with your anger management.
13:07What happened?
13:08He was laughing at me.
13:10So?
13:11He's not out to get you.
13:13You're not in prison anymore, you know?
13:14Sometimes I wish I was, because being out is rubbish.
13:19And the last thing I want is to see you keel over, because you're getting yourself worked up.
13:24So you do care?
13:26Yes.
13:27Of course I do.
13:28Why else would I be here now, talking to you?
13:29I just feel so, on my own.
13:36Well, you're not.
13:37I'm here for you.
13:39Do you mean that?
13:41Yes.
13:42How many more times?
13:44So you'll be there with me, when I face the end?
13:48If that's what you want, yeah.
13:56Of course that's what I want.
14:00I want you to be the very last person I see before I die.
14:08Come here.
14:14It's all right.
14:17I'm here for you.
14:18As long as you need.
14:31Ham or egg mayo?
14:34I'm not hungry.
14:35You've got to eat something.
14:38Fine.
14:39Ham run.
14:44So how are you feeling then?
14:46All right.
14:48Well, at least you were released without charge.
14:52That's a relief.
14:53Yeah.
14:57So are you finally going to tell me what's going on, because you've hardly said two words since
15:01you got in the car?
15:02I told you, the police, they got it wrong.
15:05Yeah, so you keep saying.
15:07Like you kept answering no comments every time that bloke asked you a question.
15:10Refused to unlock your phone.
15:12What was all that about?
15:13I just thought it was easier.
15:15Easier than what?
15:17Telling the truth.
15:18And then asking if you were being exploited.
15:23I mean, why would they even ask that?
15:25I don't know.
15:26Well, they must have had a reason.
15:27Well, if they did, I don't know what it was.
15:33I've never seen you like that.
15:37Sulky and aggressive.
15:38You're like a different person in there.
15:41What?
15:42You saw him.
15:44He was on my case from the off.
15:45I just thought it was better to keep quiet.
15:47So none of it's true, then?
15:50You weren't dealing?
15:52No, how can you even ask me that?
15:54You had drugs on you, April, that's why.
15:56Only because I'd been given them at a party.
15:59Not everybody at uni does drugs, Grandad.
16:01They think you're a wimp if you don't.
16:04You swore to me and your dad when Leo took ecstasy
16:08that you would never, ever touch drugs again.
16:10I know.
16:11I hate drugs.
16:13You know that.
16:14Look, the only reason I accepted them
16:18was to fit in and look cool.
16:21Why do you think they were still in my pocket?
16:25I'm not sure what your dad's going to say about this.
16:27You can't tell him.
16:29Come on, I have to.
16:30No, you don't.
16:32I can't keep something like this from him.
16:34If you tell him, I will never speak to you again.
16:37I mean it, Grandad.
16:39We're only just getting back on track
16:41after everything that's happened.
16:42If he finds this out,
16:45that'll be it.
16:47He'll never speak to me again or trust me.
17:00They've been phoning you for ages.
17:01I'm sorry.
17:02Where have you been?
17:04With Kev?
17:06I thought he needed me.
17:08What has happened now?
17:10I walked into the cafe and he's there,
17:13squaring up to Mark.
17:15What's Mackenzie done?
17:16I spilled coffee on him.
17:18Exactly.
17:19But that's not the point.
17:20It's not the coffee.
17:21It's me.
17:22It's me that he wants.
17:23I had to spend time with him,
17:24trying to talk him down.
17:25Well,
17:26it really is the never-ending story,
17:29isn't it?
17:31And
17:31I've told him that
17:33I'll be with him
17:35when the end comes.
17:40Great.
17:42Oh, come on.
17:43I can't just abandon him now.
17:46I know.
17:47You're right.
17:48I do get it.
17:49I'm sorry.
17:52No, don't be.
17:55We are in this together,
17:57remember.
18:01I'm not gonna rub it in his face.
18:03We just keep it between us,
18:04yeah?
18:07I'd really appreciate that.
18:11Come here.
18:12It's gonna be alright.
18:17He's in a bad way out.
18:19Yeah, I know.
18:21We'll work it out.
18:28Why does David Hasselhoff
18:29call himself the Huff?
18:30No idea.
18:31That's Hassel, isn't it?
18:32Bang!
18:34Told you I'd put a smile on your face.
18:37So, I managed to plug some decks
18:39and a set of flashing lights.
18:40Oh, and ask me if you can borrow
18:42a karaoke machine.
18:43What do you mean flashing lights
18:44and a karaoke machine for?
18:45Because it'll be a laugh.
18:46Well, not when Nicholas starts
18:47complaining.
18:47It's mid-week, innit?
18:49So?
18:50So, it's a school night, Cammy.
18:51I just think you're going a bit
18:52over top with it all.
18:54Finn, it's a party, man!
18:55What'd you expect?
18:56Oh, and whatever ideas Lewis has,
18:58ignore them.
18:59Why?
19:00You only suggest a fancy dress.
19:02Are you joking?
19:03Now, now, that is really,
19:04exactly what I said.
19:06Yeah, well, I'm not sure about it.
19:08Okay, look.
19:09Why not think of this party as
19:11a fresh start, you know?
19:14A new beginning and all that jazz.
19:16Who knows what the future may bring.
19:19Maybe even a new romance.
19:21All right, all right.
19:22I'll give in.
19:24Listen, I've got to get back to work,
19:26but thank you.
19:27I needed a laugh today.
19:27No worries, amigo.
19:29Any time.
19:29I'm just here to spread the joy.
19:30You seem in a better mood than this morning.
19:37Well, maybe that's because
19:38I've just spent most of the day with Robert.
19:41Right, you and him are back on then?
19:43Not yet, no.
19:44We'll be getting there.
19:53What are you going to tell my dad?
19:55I don't know, love,
19:57but I need to text him
19:58just to let him know you're back home
20:00and him on peace.
20:21So, did you have fun up there?
20:23I didn't say anything, I swear.
20:26And grandpops.
20:28How much does he know?
20:30That I was found with drugs on me,
20:32but I told him they were for personal use
20:34and that a friend gave me them.
20:36And did he believe you?
20:37I think so, yeah.
20:39So will he keep quiet about it?
20:43I'm not sure.
20:45Great.
20:47I'm really sorry, I...
20:49I'll deal with it.
20:51Go and...
20:52I do not speak to anyone else about this.
21:00At least she was released without charge.
21:02Yes, but these cock-ups are getting too frequent.
21:05She's becoming a liability.
21:07She's just finding her feet.
21:09Finding her feet?
21:10If this comes back on us,
21:12that little tramp
21:14will wish she'd never been born.
21:16And...
21:16I'm...
21:16I'm...
21:17I'm...
21:18I'm...
21:19I'm...
21:19I'm...
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