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00:00Look, you need to get checked out.
00:11Oh, then.
00:15You sure they bought it?
00:17Oh, we both know I wouldn't be here now if that happened.
00:20Well, I'll be in touch, yeah?
00:26Right.
00:27Oh, then, God!
00:28I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm all right.
00:31I kept calling them.
00:33Yeah, I wasn't really in a position to chat.
00:36I thought you were...
00:37I know, I know.
00:39Come on, just keep your eye on the air.
00:44Right, back to bed and go to school without temperature.
00:47Not fair. I want to stay at home.
00:49Oi, Moosh, you've got to go to school and learn enough for both of you, OK?
00:52Good lad.
00:53What? Some of these reviews are actually quite funny.
00:57Oh, they don't let up, do they?
00:59Look, you can't even spill that for a start.
01:01That starts with a C.
01:02No.
01:02Is it all right?
01:06Well, Tommy.
01:07Later.
01:07Tommy, hold up. Bert's coming with you.
01:09Tommy!
01:10What's the matter with him?
01:11He's all right.
01:12Well, he's all right with your neck deep and all this malarkey.
01:16OK, right.
01:17Bert's call.
01:17Ernie, take Eminem into your bedroom.
01:19Give him a cuddle, all right?
01:20Eminem.
01:21What's Eminem?
01:22What's his name?
01:22Minnie Moe.
01:23Minnie Moe, whatever you want to call him.
01:24That's it, good lad. Go on. Go easy.
01:26Look after him in your bedroom, oh, yeah?
01:29OK.
01:29Make sure the litter tray's there.
01:31Glad.
01:32Um, you know, Zoe, um, we get someone to look into it, you know, if you like.
01:39How?
01:39Well, I'd do a bit of digging.
01:40Get some work for a PI to look at the IP.
01:42PI, IP.
01:43Alfie.
01:44Yeah, I know, but find out where the reviews come from.
01:47You can do that?
01:48No, but I think I know someone who can.
01:50You all right?
02:03Hi.
02:03Um, so, I'm on my way to see Joel.
02:05I don't want you to have to deal with this for a second longer.
02:08Look, I appreciate the honesty, Ross, but I don't want to know anything about Joel.
02:12Nothing.
02:12No, look, look, I understand.
02:16Look, I've got to take that. Sorry.
02:17Sorry.
02:17Bye-bye.
02:23Right?
02:26How's things with Cathy after last night?
02:29I don't think we're exactly our favourite people who aren't there.
02:34No comeback from that daemon geezer.
02:36I haven't been arrested, so I reckon he's long gone.
02:41It's to my knight in shining armour.
02:43No, I'm not going to let anyone hurt you.
02:53Look, I've, um, I've let you down, and I'm sorry.
02:58I, I, I really am sorry, but it's great that you've got family that don't want to get behind you.
03:04Sorry.
03:16Sorry.
03:26It's just the start, then.
03:28Yeah.
03:29How do we know they ain't coming back?
03:35Are our kids even safe in their own home?
03:38I, I, I don't even have a home after last night.
03:45I saw something.
03:46What if you could never get out of this?
03:53I told you I just need to ease my way out, and I, and I will.
03:56I told you.
03:59You could end up going back inside, and we, we can't.
04:02It ain't gonna happen, okay?
04:06Remember down the station you said,
04:07you lot don't work without me, yeah?
04:12Well, I don't work without you lot, neither.
04:16And I swear I'm going to do everything to protect us, but
04:19I just need you to trust me.
04:24That is a lovely offer, Brendan, but you'll only break my arm.
04:32And I'm married, so sorry, darling.
04:39I believe you, all right?
04:41So just sit tight and let us help.
04:44When Alfie finds out who this is, it'll know you'll turn the truth, okay?
04:47All right.
04:47Okay.
04:50Can I get you?
04:50Two more rides, please.
04:52Yeah.
04:52Uh, what happened to you, all right?
05:14Well, um, thanks for agreeing to see me.
05:18I wasn't sure I'd see you again.
05:19You're my son.
05:24I want to do everything I can to help you.
05:31Here, double chocolate mocha, just for you.
05:34I might have had a sip, but just to check if we're in the middle of this.
05:38Oh, God.
05:40It's like watching two horny kids.
05:42Good.
05:48You all right?
05:49Is this the right thing for us?
05:51Because of Gina.
05:54Listen, Anna, I'm really, really sorry about that.
05:56I-I-I wasn't perfect either, though, was I?
06:00I think you guys look tight for my other seat.
06:03Oh.
06:06Love is your young dream right there, all right?
06:08Yeah, and we're having a fran-up day.
06:10Just the two of us.
06:11You've got it all bad down.
06:12Oh, well, that's lovely.
06:13But listen, I can pull you two lovebirds away from each other just for five minutes, all right?
06:17No, listen up, because I need a favour.
06:19Now, um, Sun Plank has been slagging off the Corn Vic online,
06:24and I'm looking for a super-duper digital detective to look into it for me.
06:28Who do you think he is?
06:29Well, listen, I don't want to point fingers, but I think it's someone close to home.
06:32It's obviously not me and Kat, you know.
06:35Now, Zoe.
06:37No, why would she?
06:38She's all right.
06:39She's got our seat back together.
06:41That's all lovely and all that, but she's not all right,
06:42because Freddie knows that she's struggling.
06:44But it's no surprise that she's turned out a little bit funny, is it?
06:48I mean, she's a slater, but she's also really been for a lot in her life.
06:53I told her her superpower at the moment is to just keep calm and carry on.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Family's all we've got in the end.
06:59Hey, not just a pretty face.
07:02Thanks.
07:03Actually, I was talking to Freddie.
07:05Listen, get a room, all right?
07:07Catch you later.
07:10Are you trying to hypnotise her or what?
07:12You want to watch out, baby.
07:14I'll have you doing all sorts.
07:17Why aren't you in the bar?
07:18I'm on a break.
07:19On a break?
07:20You can't take a break if you haven't even been in yet.
07:22Not paying you to hang out with this manky layabout.
07:25You sound really sexy when you're cranky.
07:27Do you know that?
07:29Do you know what?
07:29I wish you told me you were moving her in.
07:31Then I could have said over my dead body.
07:34Chance will be a fine thing.
07:35Wow.
07:36And stop using my makeup.
07:37It's expensive.
07:38Relax.
07:38I'm only making a bit of lippy, Cindy.
07:40Have you had an email from the surgery?
07:44You were due an MOT health check-up.
07:46Oh, you've been snooping through my medical records, have you?
07:49Just want to make sure I'm up to date with all my new patients.
07:52See you later, Dad.
07:53Uh-oh.
07:54I'll make an appointment.
07:57I'll get back to the bar.
08:02Definitely see you later, babe, yeah?
08:03Uh, maybe.
08:04Bye.
08:04Okay.
08:06Aye, aye, aye.
08:08Hey.
08:09She's done a number on you, boy.
08:11I know that look, you know.
08:13What look?
08:14Look how Sailor gets just before the siren makes him crash against the rocks.
08:19Heh, heh, heh.
08:21Just wish she'd let me in a bit more.
08:26You know, get to know her properly.
08:27She's acting like casual is all she wants.
08:31Well, maybe she needs to see a bit of romance, you know, a bit of interest in her.
08:36It can't all be just physical, physical, physical.
08:40No, ma.
08:43Heh, heh, heh.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Thank you for agreeing to see us again at such short notice.
08:54Well, I thought there'd be a chance at some more of those biscuits.
08:56Yeah.
08:57Um, look, what happened yesterday, we're really sorry about it.
09:01That's not us.
09:02You know, we, um, we're a very quiet house.
09:04People don't get on all the time.
09:06I get that.
09:07I just need to make sure, looking ahead, that this is a safe and secure home.
09:11Yeah, but...
09:12Take all circumstances into account.
09:15It's all part of the process.
09:16Um, Ravi and Priya are going through some stuff.
09:19But it's just normal relationship ups and downs.
09:23You know, I mean, yes, we, we quarrel.
09:28I'd be lying if I said any different.
09:30Um, but it's like any family.
09:33We have our moments.
09:37Look, I know what you mean about stability.
09:39And we want to provide a safe and happy home for our child.
09:47So, yeah, so, um,
09:50So, Ravi and Priya have, um,
09:57they've agreed to move out.
09:59To give us the space to do anything necessary.
10:06Like anything at all?
10:08You know, if you'll still consider us.
10:10I'll make a note of Ravi and Priya's move.
10:14Now,
10:15if you can fill in these medical forms for me.
10:19Oh, so we,
10:21we're okay to continue with the assessment?
10:24Of course.
10:24Oh, yeah.
10:25I'm not going to punish you for someone else's domestic.
10:28And then after that?
10:30Everything checks out,
10:31you'll be another step closer in the process.
10:34To give our child a home.
10:37Oh, okay.
10:45Here, Zoe,
10:46just to let you know that Freddie's looking into
10:47who's been mucking about online, okay?
10:49Great.
10:50Yeah, lovely.
10:50So, uh, you know,
10:51whatever we find out,
10:52we're going to do this together, yeah?
10:53We're going to draw a line under it.
10:55And this is going to be like a day one, year zero.
10:58What are you on about?
10:58Am I going to have to get a new calendar?
10:59No, don't be silly.
11:00Think of us as the family.
11:01Think, hey, how about this?
11:03Think of us as the fantastic...
11:06Okay, forget that.
11:07Think about us as the Avengers.
11:09Yes, okay.
11:10So, whatever happens,
11:11we're all in this together.
11:13Because that's what they did.
11:14Sarah!
11:16What's that, Prince?
11:17What's that smell?
11:18What have you done?
11:19What's going on?
11:20What is that?
11:21Okay, give me that.
11:22You spray it in your eyes.
11:23Come here.
11:24So, is this yours?
11:25Is this yours?
11:26You brought a weapon
11:27into my house
11:29with my kids here.
11:30Alfie!
11:30Okay, that's it.
11:31You take that.
11:33Okay.
11:33Rinse your eyes,
11:34I bring it to the doctor.
11:34You sort this out.
11:35I'm going to look at you right now.
11:37Come on.
11:38Kat,
11:39I can explain.
11:42No,
11:43I still don't understand
11:44how pleading guilty helps me.
11:45They've got proof you did it,
11:47the video that you gave them.
11:49Facing up to it,
11:50admitting what you did,
11:51it shows you know you did wrong.
11:53If I do that,
11:54I am definitely going down.
11:56No, I can't.
11:58Pleading guilty
11:58is a step in the right direction
12:00to getting a judge
12:01to look at you more favourably,
12:02to possibly getting you
12:04a reduced sentence.
12:05There's me thinking
12:05that you was maybe
12:06going to get me
12:07a proper solicitor
12:08or someone that can
12:09actually get me out with it.
12:10Look, you did
12:10what you did.
12:12You need to own that.
12:15Take responsibility for it.
12:16Do you still love me?
12:23What sort of stupid questions happen?
12:26Of course I do.
12:26I always will.
12:27And how can you want this for me?
12:36Right, Kath.
12:39Nah.
12:39Fuck, you just get it clean then.
12:41You've got to come back in again,
12:42you know?
12:43Kath, please, hold up.
12:44Hold up.
12:44Come on.
12:44Be as mad at me as you like.
12:47Please go easy on Vic.
12:49She's going through it
12:49at the minute
12:50and, yeah, she had too much
12:51to drink
12:51and I should have stopped it.
12:52I know.
12:52Look, it's not Vicky
12:53I'm annoyed with.
12:55God knows she's got
12:55enough on her plate
12:56at the moment
12:56but I expected better
12:57from you, Zach.
12:59And so would Sharon.
13:00And it won't happen again.
13:01Just wanted to hold part.
13:03Well, if you want to help anyone
13:05I suggest you keep
13:06an eye on your son.
13:07What are you talking about?
13:09He was in the cafe earlier.
13:10It looks like he's got
13:11the weight of the world
13:12on his shoulders.
13:13He needs you, Zach.
13:14Don't worry about Vicky, all right?
13:18I'll keep an eye on her.
13:20You just keep a close eye
13:21on your son.
13:32Not looking too bad, Ernie.
13:35This thing gone away.
13:36Eye wash helped.
13:37It's not a sore.
13:39Well, it might be a couple of days
13:41before your x-ray vision returns
13:42but I think we'll be back
13:43to normal soon.
13:46Thanks, Zach.
13:48Um, where did you find the spray?
13:51Not that it's going to go
13:52any further, of course.
13:54Yeah, well, it was Zoe's.
13:56Oh, I see.
13:58Um, how is she doing?
14:00Well, she put on a legal weapon
14:02into my house
14:02where my kids are.
14:04That's how she's doing.
14:06Might it be a good idea
14:07to suggest that she comes
14:09to see me?
14:10She's convinced
14:11that someone's out to get her, so...
14:14I spoke to Kat
14:15and from what she told me
14:16I know it's hard to hear
14:18but I am genuinely concerned
14:21about how Zoe's doing.
14:23Oh, you know.
14:25Did Vicky make you do this?
14:27What?
14:28No.
14:29No, to be honest
14:30she's just trying to hold this
14:33to get what happened
14:33out of her head.
14:35To stop reliving it.
14:36Yeah, so that's why you're here.
14:38What is?
14:39Well, to get me to change my police
14:40so she doesn't have to testify.
14:41She's been having to deal
14:43with a lot, you know.
14:45And not always very well.
14:47What do you mean?
14:48Is she alright?
14:49No.
14:49She's really angry.
14:52You know, she's...
14:54picking fights that aren't hers.
14:56I mean, she had a proper
14:56bust-up with some fella in the pub.
15:01I just feel so...
15:03removed from her.
15:05From what we had.
15:09I don't recognise it.
15:11I'm sorry about that.
15:14That she's being like this.
15:17I suppose I always had her down
15:18as some mad feminist man-hater.
15:21You know, the sort that Drake
15:22talks about.
15:23I guess she has a point, though, right?
15:26She's going out attacking
15:27innocent blokes in pubs.
15:29See what I mean?
15:30Women like that.
15:31They just can't help themselves.
15:32It's double standards, isn't it?
15:34Yeah, I'm the one
15:35locked up in here
15:36where everyone has a big boo-hoo
15:38over Vicky
15:39because she's feeling sad.
15:42And I can't plead guilty.
15:44Yeah?
15:44And I won't
15:45because that means I feel guilt.
15:47And I don't.
15:48Not one bit.
15:49It was a mistake
15:53coming out.
15:55Dad,
15:56will you come again?
15:57Again?
16:09Hey.
16:10Hey, hey.
16:10Hey.
16:11I'm OK.
16:12Are you sure you're all right?
16:13Yeah.
16:15You should see the other geezer.
16:16Honestly, man, I'm fine.
16:22I didn't think I'd see you again, Dad.
16:24Yeah, I know.
16:24I know.
16:25But I'm here now, yeah?
16:27Let me speak to your mom.
16:30Hmm?
16:31Hmm.
16:39I'm sorry.
16:42They don't need this.
16:43They'll be all right.
17:05We'll make sure of it.
17:06I love you.
17:19I wish I didn't.
17:27Things will be so much easier.
17:29But we are where we are.
17:48We can get through this.
17:51As a family.
17:52I think it's better for you and the kids
18:09to carry on living here
18:10until I get this sorted.
18:13No.
18:14No.
18:15Definitely not.
18:16We belong as a family.
18:18Together.
18:18Yeah, but I'm the problem.
18:19I need to go.
18:20Yeah.
18:21It's not safe for any of you
18:22to be around me right now.
18:25Shadad, what are you saying?
18:30Um.
18:34Um.
18:34I want to make things right
18:37and be someone you can all be proud of.
18:41And I can't do that
18:42if I don't know you're all safe.
18:44You can't.
18:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:46It's just for now.
18:46Yeah, it's just for now.
18:47Yeah, it's just for now.
18:51It does right, Varnie.
18:53Yeah.
18:55It's for the best.
19:07Bless him, you just sleep now.
19:09I think him washing his eyes again
19:10had helped, you know?
19:11Kat, I know.
19:17I know you believe, Zoe,
19:18because you feel you have to.
19:20What do you mean?
19:23Well, I spoke to Anthony
19:25and he's still worried.
19:27I mean, really worried.
19:30Do you...
19:31Do you think it's a good idea
19:34of living here with the boys?
19:35Do you think I'd put my kids in harm's way?
19:37I'm not saying that, Kat.
19:38I want to help her as much as you do,
19:39but we can't do it here, darling.
19:42She needs proper professional care
19:44and support.
19:45That's why whoever's doing this
19:46wants us to believe
19:47that she's losing it.
19:48Kat, well...
19:48So Anthony's giving his opinion.
19:50But I know that Zoe's telling the truth
19:51and I believe her.
19:52Okay, but...
19:52And you need to start believing her as well.
19:54Yeah.
19:54I mean, in front of...
20:02Who does that?
20:03I don't know.
20:04I mean, what would we be?
20:06Jazz car...
20:09Omen...
20:10Omen?
20:11Like the sound of love.
20:12Yeah?
20:13We over.
20:14Well, we could do something.
20:17You know, get away a couple days.
20:18Away?
20:19Yeah, I don't know.
20:20Just to Brighton, Manchester,
20:22further afield Spain.
20:23You been?
20:23Spend much time abroad?
20:25Do I get a prize
20:26for answering all these questions?
20:27I just...
20:27Look, I have a half an hour break, Oster.
20:29I wasn't planning on spending it talking.
20:35Tommy!
20:38You all right?
20:39What are you talking to us for?
20:40Why don't you go visit
20:41your psycho friend inside?
20:42Yeah, what?
20:43If you're not a fan anymore,
20:43not as you can knock around with a sign.
20:45What did you just say to him?
20:47Oh, you've gone all shy all of a sudden.
20:49Get back here!
20:53You shouldn't let him talk to you like that.
20:55You're a good kid, Tommy.
20:57And bullies like that,
20:58they sense it.
20:59They prey on him.
21:00Don't let them.
21:02I can fuck my own dolls.
21:04All right?
21:15I can't get you.
21:30I can't...
21:37I can't...
21:37I can't...
21:40lovely thanks john oh zoe can i have a word darling how's ernie
21:50is he all right yeah he will be yeah he will be because uh i can't risk that happening again
22:03no zoe it won't happen again i promise okay and we all need to have a we'll need to have a little
22:08chat about the future and where you're gonna live you know what's this he's kicking me out ain't like
22:15that no i've you listen you saw what happened to ernie okay alfie listen please sorry i get it i
22:20i get that what you think's happening to you is real and we will help you as much as we can but
22:27not here okay you need proper professional help i won't bring anything dangerous into this house
22:33ever again i promise too late for that alfie i'm just so scared i know
22:38enough enough enough enough okay i said enough
22:45ricky you got a second i've been to see japan i told you i don't want to know
22:56look i i just want to apologize right i did everything i could to get to try and change
23:05his plea but he won't oh i didn't mean for a second that he would yeah and that's on me
23:10right whatever i failed to do for him like bringing him up then
23:17i have to show the responsibility for how he turned out and i'm and i'm sorry
23:23but he's my son and i have to hope right i have to hope that he ain't irredeemable
23:31yet i might have let him down
23:33i just can't give up on him or us
23:38i have made just too many mistakes and i ain't gonna make another one by losing you
23:48listen no i know that you still love me all right what we have is no but it ain't about
23:54that though is it all i can think about as much as i try not to is what joel done to me
24:00so i i'm sorry ross i'm not thinking about what we had god knows after everything that's
24:08happened i can barely remember well just as you know i am going to prove to you that we
24:15are worth fighting for i ain't giving up on us
24:19just let elfie calm down yeah there's no point keep going off at each other we'll sort this out
24:34yeah i'm just letting you know it's quiet downstairs and uh well tracy's covering
24:42what you come to help her pack cat look you are not throwing her out on the street okay nobody's
24:47throwing anybody out all right so the thing is that we just want to get you some help okay
24:55you know everything you're doing here and we can get it sorted it weren't me you're not throwing
25:01her out on the street when there's a psycho out there i'm not having it she's not right in the
25:04headcat this needs to i know exactly what i want to do i just might need a favor of you
25:15no problem mate so i hope it works out for you you just tell me what you need i'll tell you how much
25:19it costs though of course don't matter i'm joking mate it's on me i'm happy to help
25:24i just need to show vicky how much she means to me reminder of what we had and what we can still have
25:30come on now what are you going to do just do it because i didn't scare you i hope you
25:38tell me listen there's no one here darling i'll do it okay i'll do it i'm not sorry just
25:45don't be happy i'm still here come on then you still think it was me
25:54i'm sorry i'm so sorry
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