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00:00That takes me back.
00:17Is it?
00:19Come if you want.
00:21Don't want an old coffee dodger like me there, do you?
00:24Nah, man.
00:26There's loads of pensioners going.
00:27There's Mac, Robert.
00:28But if you want to come, come.
00:33Actually, yes.
00:35Yeah, I will do, don't we?
00:37What?
00:39A little bit.
00:40A little bit.
00:44I hope you're having a soft drink.
00:46Alcohol and your conditioned oat mix.
00:48As always.
00:49If you fancy it, I'm making my stew tonight.
00:53Charles is out and I would so enjoy your company.
00:56As I would yours.
00:58But I've got plans.
01:00No problem whatsoever.
01:02Enjoy yourself.
01:03I will.
01:06You're in a lot of trouble.
01:08Dad, God, you scared me.
01:10Not as much as you scared me these last few days.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:13Lucy's sister was ill and I didn't want to leave her chopping her guts up.
01:16Well, okay, but there's this thing called texting.
01:19Asked your grandad.
01:19He messaged me.
01:20You were back.
01:21Kate, sorry.
01:22Is that why you're mad at me?
01:23What?
01:23No.
01:23I'm not mad at you.
01:25I was just sad you missed Ivy's party.
01:27It wasn't the same without you.
01:28Well, I got her a present.
01:30I'll bring it round later, yeah?
01:32She'll love that.
01:33So I was the trip.
01:34I mean, did you see much of the uni or...?
01:36Yeah, it was all right.
01:37That's it?
01:37Just all right?
01:38Right, I'll bore you with the details later.
01:40Have you not got a job to be getting to?
01:42Yes, boss.
01:42I just came back from my top.
01:43I'll see you later.
01:47What's your dad said?
01:49He's just sad that I miss Ivy's birthday.
01:52Have you decided yet if you're going to tell him?
01:55April, if Marlon knew that Kathy had done something like this,
01:58I would expect him to let me know.
02:00Because us parents, we're looking out for each other's kids.
02:03I know.
02:04But please just don't tell him.
02:07Don't you see, love?
02:08That's the problem.
02:09If you do something else, you might not be as lucky next time.
02:13I'm really, really sorry, but he deserves to know.
02:24That looked a little fraught.
02:26Let me guess.
02:27Grandpa won't keep quiet.
02:29He's going to tell my dad.
02:31I am so tired of clearing up your mess.
02:34If it's not coppers, it's corpses.
02:36As I said, I'll deal with it.
02:39Show you how to finish your job properly.
02:46Please, can I have a lemonade and a cake, please?
02:50No, you can have a water and this.
02:54I need a wee.
02:56Of course you do.
02:56Well, be quick.
02:57You've got homework to do.
02:58Oh, you're a natural with him.
03:01Where did you get it from, your dad?
03:02Well, maybe my adoptive dad, but certainly not my biological one.
03:07Have you ever met him?
03:09No, I haven't.
03:10But I do know that Emma, my mum, had a drunken fling.
03:15And then he was sent to prison before I was born for robbing a bank in Leeds.
03:19So, a bit almost boring there, right?
03:25What's Pete doing?
03:26Oh, he's not great, to be honest, mate.
03:28I'll tell you what.
03:29Why don't you come to Liverpool, set the party off, and we'll take him out and cheer him up?
03:33Bye, Ross.
03:33Well, why did you do that?
03:37Well, because you should be helping him in there with his homework.
03:40You said you were going to do that.
03:42Excuse me, I've got paying customers.
03:44Tough.
03:45Speaking of customers, can you sneak me eight beers, please?
03:49For what?
03:51Well, I can't turn up to a party empty-handed, can I?
03:54Great.
03:54So you're ditching me for some drunken teenagers.
03:57Correct.
03:59Fine.
03:59Well, you'll have to pay for them.
04:02That's fine.
04:02Put them on my tab.
04:12What's so funny?
04:13Nothing.
04:15No, it's just...
04:16It's Ross and Mackenzie, their bromance.
04:18It's ridiculous, but it's quite sweet.
04:21Listen, why don't you take Mac out for a beer sometime?
04:25I don't think we've got much in common.
04:28It's a nice idea.
04:30Anyway, I'll crack on.
04:32Yes.
04:43Did you want a drink?
04:44What have you got?
04:45I've got a beer, vodka, wine.
04:46Oh, and this blue thing Vinny found.
04:48It could be antifreeze, but it could be fun.
04:51I've got my two mates.
04:52Me, Jack, and Daniel.
04:53Now you're talking.
04:54Oh, are you two doing karaoke?
04:56Oh, yeah.
04:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:57So is Sarah going full fairytale, you know, church, dress the old shabank?
05:01Mm-hmm.
05:02Yeah.
05:02I'm going to have to save like mad to feed your whole family.
05:05If it was down to me, we'd elope.
05:06Yeah, we'll do that an hour lot.
05:07We'll help you.
05:09Another thing talking about outfits, you know, in group chat, are they?
05:11Yeah, I've seen the chat.
05:12Has anyone got a gun?
05:13It's not worth shooting yourself over, mate.
05:15To rob a bank.
05:17Oh.
05:19Come on, Cammy.
05:20Come on, the show.
05:22You're in trouble.
05:23Most of the region with you.
05:24Why?
05:26He's at no party till he's back.
05:27To who?
05:29Him.
05:30Hey, Cammy, you lied to me.
05:32Are you having fun?
05:34Maybe.
05:35Then stop moaning, granddad.
05:37Hey.
05:40What's his dad do, is it?
05:41Well, he forgot to invite the ladies.
05:42Oh, no, no.
05:43I've invited, uh, Jess.
05:45Ava, Zoe from the tie shop, the two Charlies.
05:48Oh, and Three Birds was kind of fixed yesterday.
05:51Did they miss anything?
05:52No, it's just getting started.
05:54Right, listen up.
05:56Okay, Cammy, we'll pick the songs, no arguments.
05:58Right, you sing, what are you giving?
05:59Right, first up, we have got...
06:02Billy!
06:08Billy!
06:09Billy!
06:09Billy!
06:10Billy!
06:10Billy!
06:11Billy!
06:11Billy!
06:13We're gonna love this one, bro.
06:16I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
06:18So, tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
06:21I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
06:23So, tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
06:25I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.
06:27Whoop.
06:28ful music.
06:34Billy!
06:36cuidado.
06:37ителя real, ad的,
06:38area
06:40zy the light.
06:41Hi. Hi. Oh, sorry. I've just been wrangling with the dishwasher. I thought I'd better make good
07:02on my promise since I so shamelessly abandoned you after our drink. So here I am. Can I take
07:09you for a coffee? Oh, you know what? There is nothing that I would like more than a catch-up,
07:14seriously, but I just need to nip and see someone. Are you free tomorrow? Are you okay?
07:18You seem a bit frazzled. No, I'm fine, yeah. You're clearly not. Tell me what's bothering you.
07:27Celia. Everything's such a mess. I don't know where to start. I find the beginning a good place.
07:39Should I stay or should I go down? Should I stay or should I go down? If I'm gone, there won't be trouble.
07:53Are you enjoying yourself? Yeah, just as long as we don't have a repeat of yesterday.
08:00I'm all grubby, baby. Just here for the good vows, isn't it? Cheers.
08:05Cheers.
08:09This is going to be weird now when we get off. Don't. I'll go talk to him.
08:19Doctors won't be happy. Doctors can do one, but thank you for your concern.
08:26Yeah, I didn't think this was your scene. I wouldn't have thought it was yours either, but
08:30there you are. I know these losers. Yeah, well, I know some of them too.
08:35It was you, Aaron, Scottish kid. That's Louie.
08:40Yes. That's what I said.
08:44We should have had karaoke at our vow renewal.
08:46You know, that doesn't seem very you either.
08:48Well, fun.
08:51I can be fun.
08:53What is me?
08:55Drinking, fighting.
08:57I didn't say that.
08:58You didn't have to.
08:58I can be fun.
09:01I am fun.
09:02Fun wants to be me.
09:09Lad, here come the babes.
09:17Can you please turn the volume down?
09:19I can hear it across the street.
09:20Oh, Cammie.
09:22You want to tell your new girlfriend to lighten up a little bit?
09:24If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad today?
09:41If you're not the one, then why does my hand fit yours this way?
09:48If you are not mine, then why does your heart return my call?
09:57If you are not mine, would I have the strength to stand at all?
10:04I never know what the future brings, but know you're here with me now.
10:13And we'll make it through, and I hope you are the one I share my life with.
10:22Why haven't you said anything already?
10:25Well, because April's freaking out that they're going to disown her this time.
10:28I'm not surprised.
10:29As you said, she's been through a lot recently.
10:32She's only just managed to patch things up with them, yes?
10:36Yeah.
10:37She must be desperate to cling on to that bit of peace.
10:45Are you worried that she might try to run away again?
10:50Yeah, I am, yeah.
10:51And Marlon's on constant high alert.
10:54I bet he is.
10:54I bet they all are.
10:56Thing is, she's just finding her feet.
10:58She'll be vulnerable.
11:01Fragile.
11:04But she said she didn't take any of the drugs, yes?
11:08Yeah.
11:08Well, that counts for a lot.
11:10There's a big difference between a mistake and a catastrophe.
11:15Yeah, that's true.
11:16If I'm not made for you, then why does my heart tell me that I am?
11:28Is there any way that I can stay?
11:32Please just take me back, Robert.
11:44This doesn't make any sense.
11:49I'm sorry, Kev.
11:50Why don't you try?
11:54If I could turn back time.
11:56Do you think that this is funny?
11:58You need a strong cup of coffee and something to soak up all that alcohol.
12:04Come on home.
12:15Maybe I should go and help.
12:16Just leave it.
12:18It'll only make it worse.
12:20If you were me, would you tell them?
12:46Oh, my Bob.
12:47Only you can decide that.
12:52But once you say those words, you can never take them back.
12:57And if she did run away again, she might...
13:01You were the one person she trusted.
13:07Surely that's worth more than anything.
13:12I'm sorry, you look more worried now than you did before.
13:16I did not mean to make this harder for you.
13:18No, no, no, you've actually helped me make a decision.
13:22Which is?
13:23He's not in a good way.
13:34He's heartbroken.
13:36Oh, they don't...
13:37Don't worry, I'm thinking I'm a bigger pillock than he already does.
13:42Mind your language, Kevin.
13:43You're still in my house and the Lord hears everything.
13:46Talk to him and be honest.
13:47I'll be in the kitchen.
13:58Sorry if I embarrassed you.
14:01It's fine.
14:05I meant what I said, though.
14:08What's the best day of my life?
14:10Yeah, I know.
14:10And what's changed?
14:15Kev, I told you, I do care about you.
14:20So you'll stand by me now?
14:23I'll stand by my promise.
14:26I'll be there till the end.
14:30I think I need a kit.
14:33Sounds like a good idea.
14:35See you tomorrow, though, yeah?
14:39Yeah.
14:40Okay.
14:51What did he say?
14:54He said he'd be there till the end.
14:57That's not the same as being in love with you.
15:01You don't know what we had.
15:03I know your heart's wide open, and I admire you for that.
15:07But hope deferred maketh the heart sick.
15:09Love can be cruel if it's not returned.
15:12Oh, yeah.
15:20Oh.
15:25Oh.
15:27Didn't realise you had asthma.
15:29Oh, I don't.
15:30I'm just struggling a bit, that's all.
15:33Do you fancy a pint?
15:34Oh, yes, please.
15:34can i help yes i am wondering what to get mac for christmas oh how about a watch i love a new watch
15:47it's a good idea he does like watches i was thinking about buying him a season ticket to
15:53leeds you know maybe you could both go together yes drink beer do some chanting cry on each other's
16:00shoulders when you lose not really much of a football fan well monster trucks he loves monster
16:06trucks trudi i'm getting the sense that you're trying to force a friendship between me and your
16:12husband oh force is a bit of a strong word okay look between you and me he doesn't have very many
16:19friends really aren't no they've drifted apart a bit wait what about him and ross they seem
16:28inseparable well no he can't just rely on ross to be friends can he i want him to have different
16:33people around him you know people who aren't just all surface who you can have a laugh with
16:38you thought of me yes i did liam you're very funny you're a very decent bloke and
16:44hey this could win you points which has points oh come on imagine her face when she sees you
16:51making friends with her her favorite cousin's fella well i don't know oh believe me this is
16:57brilliant opposites attract and you love bounce matt loves bounce go on then i'll take him for a
17:05pint oh thank you i'll tell you what one better come round to ours tomorrow night with some beers
17:10bish bash bosh you will be best buddies by bedtime what can i get you seven tequila shots please
17:16two pint how come the pot you ended have kind of killed the vibe didn't it how was he all self-pity
17:23has he got the message now definitely his swan song rather than his comeback tour
17:30he knows where he stands with me
17:36oh god sorry i didn't mean to scare you i just i lost my jacket oh make sure you knock next
18:00time please i did but
18:02here's your jacket thank you
18:09you look like i feel you all right yeah it's just stuff
18:19what kind of stuff
18:21rubbish my head's full like staticky
18:26sometimes wish i had an off switch
18:29i showed you that didn't i
18:36i thought you said it helps when you're angry
18:39yeah it does but
18:40it's not just that
18:42it's
18:42yeah
18:43well
18:45and whenever your head goes just snap it and
18:52just reminds you that you're here and not
18:56whenever you
18:57just trust me
19:00it works
19:02thank you
19:03leave it to it kid
19:04i thought it was sweet
19:06earlier you know
19:08the singing
19:09bit off key but
19:11it did mean something once
19:14sounds like it still does
19:17i think that was probably my last shot
19:21i don't think you should give up
19:25you believed in your vows didn't you
19:28yeah
19:29every word
19:32don't just chuck it away because it got hard
19:36love's worth fighting for
19:41you know what good
19:45you're bang on
19:48and i take till death do us part very seriously
19:54thank you for listening to a panicky middle-aged but very witty man
20:15anytime
20:16maybe we could go out for another drink soon
20:19that would be lovely
20:21i'll let you know
20:22i
20:23hello
20:25hi
20:26just a sec
20:28just so you know
20:33i've decided
20:34not to tell
20:37your dad and rona
20:38thank you so much grandad
20:41but it must never happen again
20:43do you understand
20:44yeah
20:45yeah totally
20:46selia's just about to go i've got a couple of jobs to do
20:50how do you fancy watching a film together later
20:53i'd like that yeah
20:55selia
20:57i'm sorry i've taken up so much of your time
21:00thank you
21:01you're welcome
21:02right well
21:03no rest of the wicked
21:04bye
21:06bye
21:07i'm sorry
21:14how many times have you said that to me
21:18actions speak louder than words
21:21you won't happen again
21:23that's true
21:24because you have just used up your final chance
21:29okay
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