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00:30Morning.
00:38Sorry.
00:41You're all right, kid.
00:44Not your fault that's let my own body make a bugger, is it?
00:49How are you shaping up this morning?
00:51Oh, um, so far so good.
00:55What's in the bag?
00:56No.
00:58Ask me no questions.
01:00I'll tell you no lies.
01:09You OK there, April?
01:11Something you can't find?
01:13What?
01:15No, sorry, I'm just looking.
01:18Well, we're not a flaming library.
01:22Oh.
01:24Just a girl I was looking for.
01:33Made out of your pit, then?
01:34Wasn't our choice, did I?
01:35You deciding to hoover the whole house?
01:38Needs to be done.
01:39What, at 7am?
01:41Feeling rough, are we?
01:42Never mind the plant I could do with that.
01:45Or a saline drip or something.
01:48It was a good night, though, wasn't it?
01:50You know, until Kev ruined the vibe.
01:53No, I mean, I respect him having the nerve to get up there
01:55and tell Robert how he feels.
01:59Be a better world for all his brave.
02:00Hey, er, Robert's not here.
02:16I don't know where he is.
02:17No, it's not him that wants to see.
02:20Come to give you this for Harry,
02:21it was supposed to be a Christmas present,
02:23but, you know, after everything that's happened...
02:26It's really thoughtful, have you?
02:36I learned to crochet in prison.
02:38Get me out of trouble.
02:43Anyway, you don't want me wanging on, do you?
02:46I can see you're busy.
02:47Oh, yeah.
02:48I'm trying to get hold of a second-hand drum mower.
02:51I thought I'd get a better deal this time of the year,
02:53but the search continues.
02:55I was thinking of asking that Ray guy,
02:57you know, the one who Laurel's knocking about with.
03:00This is what he does, isn't it?
03:02Oh, right, er, well,
03:04the best I can find online is one for, like,
03:072,000 quid or something,
03:08and we do not have 2,000 pounds.
03:13I can give you two grand if you want.
03:17I mean, I've got a bit put by,
03:18and that's what a family's for, isn't it?
03:21It's not exactly going to be easy to just forget what happened before.
03:29It's not ideal.
03:30I'll give you that.
03:32And we could have done without that complication
03:33of you getting arrested in Newcastle.
03:37But we're in this together, right?
03:39And you...
03:41You are a toughie.
03:44You did great at the police station.
03:46You handled those cops like a real pro.
03:48And yes, Mum did have to step in
03:50and speak to your grandad.
03:53But she did that
03:54and took care of it as promised.
03:57The only thing is,
03:59the more complicated it gets,
04:01the more it costs to fix.
04:03What does that mean?
04:06What does that mean?
04:08It means you're going to have to put in some overtime.
04:11Because nothing is for free.
04:15But don't worry about all that today.
04:17Why don't you
04:18take the rest of the day off,
04:21spend it with the D-man,
04:22relax a bit,
04:24make the most of it
04:25and shake off what's happened to you
04:27and you move on.
04:29Because you could do anything
04:32you put your mind to, April.
04:34I believe in you.
04:36Especially with me and Mum backing you up.
04:39But you have to get it together.
04:42Well, you know what will happen.
04:46Because we are unstoppable.
04:56It's very kind.
04:57But there's just no way that I could...
04:59You've got no idea
05:01how many hours I've spent
05:02in that prison cell
05:02listening to your brother
05:04tell me all about growing up all the time.
05:07Call it a loan
05:08if it makes you feel better.
05:09Well, the thing is,
05:10I just...
05:11I don't know when we'd be in a position
05:13to even start paying you back.
05:14I'm not going to be taking it with me
05:15where I'm going, am I?
05:17And I wouldn't offer it
05:17if I couldn't afford it.
05:21You mean the world to Robert.
05:23He means the world to me.
05:24And...
05:25I'm not taking no for an answer.
05:28Nope.
05:29Wind your neck in.
05:31It's happening.
05:31What?
05:36what okay look don't panic I'll speak to him I'll I'll put it right no I know I
06:03I know he's a difficult man to say no to yeah I'll sort it out promise problem Kev's offered Vic two grand to help us buy a drum mower for the farm wow it's generous he swears there's no strings attached right okay I mean come on I know it's messy but where else are we supposed to come up with that kind of money and if it makes him feel better helping out his mates then
06:33Robert come on he just thinks this grand gesture is a game changer well I couldn't have been any clearer that we're done except from being there till the end I thought you were right with it yeah so did I
06:51knock knock
06:53why bother knocking if you're gonna let yourself in anyway oh sorry I just thought with us being part of the same Dingle fam it'll be all me casa su casa
07:04when have I ever given you that impression Liam certainly not right now shall I go no no sorry come in I just caught me at a bad time so is it because you're missing Ross no what gave you that impression
07:21oh I don't know the way your face lit up the moment he suggested you go and visit him in Liverpool yeah then Charity put a stop to that anyway so
07:29at least it's not still bothering you oh come on I know what it's like when your bros away and you're at a loose end
07:39I tolerated fam pushing it with bro man okay noted all I'm trying to say is you can never have enough friends especially
07:48ones that come bearing gifts Liam I I really appreciate the kindness I do but let's be honest
07:58here we've not said more than a couple of words to each other at best and why do you think that is
08:03because we've got nothing in common besides a tenuous family link hey I couldn't agree more
08:09well why don't we make that link less tenuous especially with our respective partners being so
08:15close and what better way to do that than with a gaming session preferably something without guns or balls
08:23oh hey stranger haven't seen you for ages didn't know you're here well I just needed a quiet corner to
08:31catch up on some emails oh right no I'll leave you to it no please sit sit I'd rather talk to you than
08:37Janice my accountant she could talk a glass either so that one I thought we could just grab a drink for us
08:44wait for the bus it won't be here for a while anyway yeah yeah it suits me or we could just go for a walk
08:50instead it's freezing I don't care what's the problem
08:55listen I just don't want to spend another day thinking about work and debts I wanted today to be
09:05about us that's all so let's grab a drink okay in the warm wait till the bus comes in you know if Ray
09:12tries third wheel and I'll turn on a date whoa sorry no it's fine
09:31I've got room I think I've got most of it there yeah yes don't worry honestly it's just glass I'll
09:37um I'll sort it out April
09:54all right why aren't you firing I am you said that's the trigger why isn't it doing anything
09:58no back left is to aim back right is the trigger oh yeah you did say something yeah I did several times
10:05so much for precision and skill but my reactions are excellent actually you'll see once I get to
10:11grips with this
10:13and we're dead again that dirty warlock
10:19Ross would have got him
10:20Ross would have killed him
10:22you heard yourself
10:23you sound about twelve
10:25I'm sorry mate but you're a doctor I don't understand how wrapping your head around this is so difficult
10:34at least when Ross and I play we don't need to
10:36oh brilliant is this gonna be another monologue about how great Ross is
10:40we've only had three in the last hour
10:42your jealousy is not a great look
10:43nor his neediness your man crush is bordering on needy
10:48coming from you really
10:50oh please be my friend Cain people will think I'm boring otherwise
10:57okay I think we're done here
10:59I was done the second you arrived
11:12you know I came here
11:14with a genuine offer of friendship which is pretty thin on the ground from where I'm standing at the moment
11:20I'm beginning to see why
11:22I'll see myself out
11:24so how's he doing after last night's karaoke catastrophe
11:37I don't know not great
11:39oh and maybe I'll track some ex sausages on his breakfast to cheer him up
11:43don't tell Nicola
11:44I won't say anything about any sausage
11:46oh
11:47cheers
11:48that's good
11:49I hear you had a lively evening
11:53that's one way of pointing it yeah
11:55but you know we're all still standing
11:57more or less
12:01you were dasties to all hours
12:04I hope I didn't wake you cluttering about
12:06first thing
12:09Claudia filled you in the last year
12:11she's worried about you that's all man
12:13she doesn't want you to go through any more heartache
12:16and neither do I
12:18come to something when your 73 year old mother's got a better social life than you
12:23yeah well you debated it Charlie
12:25not your vibe
12:27I'll leave you to it
12:30there you go
12:32oh you can't drink from that
12:36it's chipped it's dangerous
12:37Mr. Miyagi taught me
12:50no not fear
12:52cry kid
12:54stone cold classic
12:55absolute cinematic masterpiece
12:56can I have a word
13:00I'm
13:01I'll leave you to it
13:05I just spoke to Victoria
13:07we can't accept that money
13:09it's not just your decision though is it
13:14I know why you're doing this
13:15no
13:16you don't
13:17it won't change anything
13:18mind hitting that money out the goodness of my heart and
13:21yeah I
13:22maybe it is a way of apologising about last night
13:27I didn't mean to embarrass you
13:28I let
13:29I certainly didn't mean to embarrass myself
13:32but you're in
13:34you're in trouble and I can help so why wouldn't I
13:37so
13:38you know
13:39stop bleating
13:40let me enjoy my breakfast
13:42we'll pay you back
13:44ok
13:45if it makes you feel any better yeah
13:47thank you for the breakfast
14:00you've barely touched it
14:02places to be
14:04see you later kid
14:06bye
14:07oh I see
14:12drunk all your beers and now you want some freebies
14:16only if I can pull them directly over Mackenzie's head
14:21why what's he done
14:22well apart from being an impossible petulant man child with a sarcastic streak that gets pouring very quickly
14:29hang on you might want to dial back the whole character assassination of my husband
14:33well I'm sorry
14:34I really made an effort and he just threw it back in my face for what not being Ross
14:39ok look I know Matt can be a real pain in the backside but he's also really good at realising when he's been an idiot
14:45and apologising with a slight push in that direction
14:49charity
14:50look he just needs to get to know you better
14:51ok and then he can stop pining for Ross and it'll be all lads lads lads with you
14:56cause that's what you want isn't it
14:58with someone I have a connection with and that someone is not Mackenzie
15:02ok
15:03now if you'll excuse me
15:05I'm going to lie down
15:07in a very dark
15:08very silent room
15:13we're in no position to turn down that kind of money
15:16so it makes it even harder to say no
15:18Robert it's madness
15:19nobody lends anyone that kind of money with no strings attached
15:22especially not Ed the ball Kev
15:23can we just can we stop talking about him
15:29focus on us
15:32oh yeah
15:33hmm
15:36well you got a problem with that
15:38nothing that can't be
15:39shhh
15:40ok
15:44Oi
15:45I gave you
15:46I gave you that key
15:48for emergencies
15:49you want to be thankful it's not his husband walking in
15:52I mean you are technically still married aren't you
15:56you know that I am
15:57it's a psycho armed robber
15:59with a very very very short fuse
16:01yeah
16:02look it was just a stupid
16:05momentary lapse of judgement
16:07that's all it was
16:08he's very right there's nothing going on
16:11you don't need to make a big deal out of it
16:13well I'm not sure that Kev would say it that way
16:17seriously mum it was
16:19it was just a moment
16:22right fine
16:23well no one will be hearing it from my lips
16:26apart from anything else I want you alive
16:29seriously you two
16:31he is dangerous and he is unpredictable
16:34this stops now
16:35alright do you hear me
16:36no more
16:43I can deal with Kev but I'm just getting bored of this
16:49sneaky round
16:50I know
16:53I know
16:55I know
16:56well then get it sorted Robert
16:58for it blows up in both our faces
16:59hey mate
17:13oh
17:18how did you get back here
17:19just
17:20slipped through
17:21while Charity was collecting glasses
17:22what are you doing sitting here in the gloom?
17:24just trying to get a bit of peace and quiet
17:27just trying to get a bit of peace and quiet
17:29listening to a true crime podcast
17:32where the curtain shot?
17:34that's the ambience
17:36look I've had a real day of it so if you've come here to threaten me again
17:40what?
17:41no
17:42I'm just here to share some very good news
17:45I'm lending Victoria two grand for some farm equipment that they need for next summer
17:55erm
17:56it's perfect
17:57well
17:58would be if I had the money but
17:59you know
18:00details
18:01well
18:02if you don't have the money
18:03I fail to see what
18:04oh
18:06come along doctor
18:07I had you down as a man of vision
18:09picture the scene
18:10Victoria's grateful
18:11Robert's grateful
18:12bang
18:13I'm back in
18:14then
18:15you come bowling in
18:16tell them that I've been misdiagnosed and I'm not dying
18:18and then we all live happily ever after
18:20Kevin
18:21I'm not sure this is the best idea
18:23shh shh shh
18:24just
18:25relax
18:26it's all in hand
18:27I'll get the money
18:28I've
18:29got a master plan
18:30I'm sorry
18:31I didn't think I'd react like that I just lost it
18:45well you've got to keep it together
18:47because if you keep pranging out left right and centre things are going to go pear shaped pretty quick
18:51I know
18:52I know
18:53I know I get it
18:55he'd hate me if he knew what I'd done
18:58he's not going to hate you
18:59because you're not going to tell him
19:02I still just hate lying to him right
19:04well
19:06you better get comfy with it because if you breathe a word about Callum it will be the last word you say
19:12yeah it's fine I get it
19:14I did it and I'm carrying it alone
19:16but you're not alone though are you?
19:19you can always talk to me that's what I'm here for
19:22talk to me and only me
19:26do you understand what I'm saying to you?
19:28because we don't need this to be any more complicated than it already is
19:33okay?
19:35that's it good girl
19:37okay it's going to be alright I promise you
19:46oh
19:49god you made me jump
19:51really? why?
19:52what have you been up to?
19:53oh nothing
19:54nothing much to report
19:56hmm
19:57not even about you and Matt
19:59oh yeah
20:00that was a non-starter
20:01oh right no mind
20:03Charity will be pleased that you tried
20:05that's sweet of you
20:07yeah so I just came back to make some lunch
20:09and then I've just been listening to my true crime podcasts
20:13scared yourself silly
20:14a lot of scary people about
20:18are they?
20:20no no
20:21not particularly
20:22no just life's
20:23rich tapestry
20:24you know I just feel like I've been
20:26pulled in every direction
20:28what about you?
20:30you er
20:31what have you been up to?
20:32oh nothing much
20:33you know same old same old
20:34nothing to write home about
20:36all quiet on the western front then
20:39yeah if you say so
20:40yeah she says so
20:56evening
20:57no
20:58what sort is there?
20:59dirty laundry
21:00same powers up didn't it?
21:01yeah
21:02the struggle is real man
21:03I could pay you extra for the leaky if you want
21:05it's fine
21:06honestly Kev
21:08check with mum though when she gets back
21:09she can be a bit territorial when it comes to
21:11radiator space
21:13she'll have her next four washes mapped out like an S.A.S. mission
21:17no worries
21:18I don't respect anyone with a plan
21:24I don't respect anyone with a plan
21:48no
21:50yeah
21:51no
21:53that's okay
21:55yeah
21:58yeah
22:00yeah
22:01yeah
22:06yeah
22:07yeah
22:08yeah
22:11that's okay
22:12no
22:14yeah
22:16yeah
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