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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program with Jersey Jerry, Dan, Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
00:19Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back, it is week two, and we have Jerry here, we also have Ashley over at Weather, and introducing for the first time, Statswoman, girl, what are we calling?
00:48She's the woman, she's the woman, Hannah Montoya in the building.
00:55Hey guys, what's up, hey.
00:58But, I didn't introduce one person, because that person deserves a special introduction, it is the Mr. 5 and 0, the man himself, a living legend, we've been telling you for years, this man is a living legend, I told him before the show started, the day he dies will probably be the saddest day of my life, because I love him that much, I hope he lives to 200 years.
01:18It is the one, the only, Stuart Biner.
01:22Promises made, promises delivered.
01:26Listen, I love you, I love my audience, I love the pomp and circumstance, but the most important thing I love in the world, number two, to my wife's vagina, is winning for you.
01:38Is winning for you.
01:40Shout out Sandy.
01:40Shout out, shout out Sandy.
01:42Shout out Sandy.
01:42Shout out Sandy.
01:44Yeah, shout out Sandy.
01:45Tastes like buttermilk pancakes on a morning due day, popcorn, cotton candy, think of your greatest taste, and that's what she tastes like.
01:53It's only for me!
01:55Stu.
01:55Yes.
01:56How do you do it?
01:57You know what I do, I do what I do, because I was born to do what I do, and I've been doing it my entire life, so it's not doing it, it's just showing up and just performing.
02:08Right, but it's incredible, what a way to start the season.
02:11Listen, I'm so blessed, I'm so humble, I'm so grateful, and I'm ready to do it again.
02:15Yeah.
02:15You know, one thing is epic, but you go back to back, and you go into week three, 10-0.
02:2110-0.
02:22That's what I'm looking for.
02:2310-0.
02:24And 2-1 on the Barstool special.
02:26And 2-1.
02:26So it was 7-1, 88% overall on this show, on this show, on this show.
02:31Jerry.
02:32Yes.
02:33Last week, Dave was here.
02:34Yeah.
02:34There was maybe some talk, low energy.
02:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:38Will you be bringing the energy today?
02:40Can I say something?
02:41Yeah, please.
02:41I wanted to formally apologize to the sports advisor's audience.
02:47Listen, you could have dug up Howie Finer from his grave, God rest his soul.
02:51Yes.
02:51Put him in that wheelchair, put him in the middle seat, and he'd have way more energy than Dave Ford.
02:56I mean, he was a shell.
02:59I thought Dave sabotaged the show.
03:02I thought he tried to sabotage it on purpose.
03:03He was so big, it was his worst performance ever.
03:06In Dave's defense, he did have a very busy day.
03:09He was staring a poker tournament, and then another poker tournament against Nate the next day down the face.
03:15He knew he had to sit in the casino for a very long time.
03:17Did you watch the poker tournament, Stu?
03:19Listen, I want to publicly apologize to Dave Ford, not ever thinking that Nate could beat him at anything.
03:26I mean, he's the biggest fraud we have in this company.
03:30I mean, Nate.
03:31And I love Nate, so I just want to preface it.
03:33That was a good preface.
03:34Thank you for the preface.
03:35Everyone loved Nate.
03:36He's a fraud.
03:37And he embarrassed me because there was no way that Nate could lose to Dave in a poker game.
03:43He folded pocket kings.
03:46Do you realize that a seven-year-old would never fold with pocket kings?
03:54It's impossible.
03:55In defense?
03:56There is no defense.
03:58I will defend Nate for a second.
03:59Get him out of the company.
04:01In the fact that I don't—
04:01Forstall would be better without you, Nate.
04:03I don't understand poker, so when everyone was like, this is the worst fold ever, I was like, I don't know.
04:09Oh, no.
04:09I don't know.
04:10Oh, no.
04:11It's so bad.
04:13It's almost as bad as Russell Wilson throwing the pick in the Super Bowl.
04:17Oh, okay.
04:19Almost as bad.
04:20Well, uh—
04:21How bad is that?
04:21That was bad.
04:22That was a bad pick.
04:23All right, well, boys—
04:24Can I say something?
04:25Yeah, please.
04:26Please say something.
04:26I didn't want to say it because Dave was here.
04:29He's the boss.
04:30I'm trying to kiss his ass to get on Fox.
04:33But he really was shit on this show.
04:36I mean, Dave, I don't give a fuck about what you have to do for a living.
04:40Quit.
04:41All right?
04:41Sell the company already.
04:42Sell it.
04:43All right?
04:44You got a fucking $50 million house in Nantucket.
04:47Okay?
04:47You got apartments all over New York City.
04:49Okay?
04:50Not true.
04:51You got a Miami pad.
04:52Okay?
04:52That's true.
04:52No one gives a fuck.
04:54About your schedule.
04:56Okay?
04:57Don't be a bitch.
04:58Don't be a cunt.
05:00Don't wah, wah, wah, wah.
05:01No one cares about your adrenal problem.
05:04You should be retired.
05:05But you're such a fucking egomaniac.
05:08You need the spotlight.
05:09You need everyone on your penis.
05:12No one gives a fuck when you come to my show.
05:15Show up or you're never on this show again.
05:20Dave!
05:20Fucking porn noise!
05:22Suck my cock!
05:23Oh my God.
05:24He did say he wanted to say something.
05:26I don't want to hear what my friends like.
05:27Why is Dave doing the show?
05:29Why isn't Dave retiring?
05:30Why isn't Dave running to the sunset?
05:32Why does he complain?
05:34Wah, wah, wah, wah.
05:35Davey, Davey, Davey.
05:37Get the fuck out of here, Dave!
05:39The energy has been better already, and we're two minutes in.
05:43That's the living legend, Stu Finder.
05:45All right, boys.
05:46Let's get some more winners.
05:47So, Stu, you went 5-0.
05:49I went 4-2.
05:50You and I both won our mortals.
05:52We carried the show.
05:52We carried the show.
05:55And, by the way, that Bills game.
05:59We taped the show on Wednesday morning.
06:01At Bills minus 1.5, it ended up Bills plus 1.5 was the final line.
06:04You would have won it.
06:05I would have won it.
06:05Either way, we keep going.
06:10Jerry, you didn't have picks last week.
06:11No, zero.
06:12You did have a mortal you lost.
06:14Who was my mortal?
06:15Steelers.
06:16That was the mortal?
06:17Yes.
06:17Yeah, but that doesn't count.
06:18I was a stacker.
06:19Absolutely.
06:19No, it does not.
06:20Hey, don't fuck with me.
06:21Don't roll it back.
06:22I said I won in my record.
06:24Don't embarrass yourself.
06:25No.
06:25No, he asked you.
06:27He said, Davey, Davey, you're going to be locked in for mortals.
06:30Correct.
06:31What's your mortal?
06:32Correct.
06:32And you went like an asshole.
06:33Steelers.
06:34Steelers.
06:34Steelers.
06:35Now, that was for beating him.
06:36Fair, fair.
06:37Don't embarrass yourself.
06:38Keep it on the record.
06:38Keep it on the record.
06:39Don't embarrass yourself.
06:40I said because you're going to be in the rest of this season, what is your mortal?
06:43And then you gave it and then you lost Deck House.
06:450-1.
06:46Maybe it's the seat.
06:470-1.
06:47Maybe it is the seat.
06:48Maybe you just beat me and you.
06:49Because Dave was such a dick in the seat.
06:500-1.
06:51Jerry's being a pussy.
06:52Don't be Dave Portnoy.
06:53Don't be Dave Portnoy.
06:53I'm 0-1.
06:54I'm 0-1.
06:55It's that way.
06:56That's luminosity.
06:57This is vagina.
06:58Yeah.
06:59Shout out to him.
07:00Did you know Asians have sideways vaginas?
07:02Did you know that?
07:02I don't think that's true.
07:04That is very true.
07:05I don't think that's true.
07:05That's 100%.
07:06What?
07:07Have you ever been with an Asian female?
07:09It's sideways instead of up and down.
07:11Told you.
07:12All right.
07:13Told you.
07:13You know what?
07:14I'm outnumbered.
07:142-1 on the desk.
07:15No, I mean, it's a lot.
07:16I mean.
07:17Okay.
07:18Can I just say for the record?
07:19Yeah.
07:19Not this week, but yes.
07:22Okay.
07:22All right.
07:23Let's give us some picks.
07:25It's a pick show.
07:26Let's start.
07:27We got a great slate.
07:28We got a couple big, big games.
07:30We're going to start with the Bears at Lions.
07:32The Bears are five and a half point underdogs.
07:35The over-under is 46 and a half.
07:36The Bears choked on Monday Night Football.
07:39It's bad right now.
07:40The Lions, though, also looked bad going to Green Bay, getting their dicks kicked in.
07:46We'll start with the weather.
07:48Even though it's in a dome, we want to say hello to Ashley.
07:51Ashley, what's the weather going to be like in Detroit?
07:53In Detroit, it's going to be 60 degrees and clear skies.
07:57Beautiful.
07:59Hannah, stat.
08:00All right.
08:01Since the beginning of the 2023 season, the Lions are 7-0 straight up and against the spread after a loss.
08:08The only undefeated team in the NFL.
08:13Great first stat.
08:13Great job.
08:14Great first stat.
08:15Great first stat.
08:15That makes me nervous.
08:16All right.
08:17Let's go, JJ.
08:17Listen, the Bears had that game won.
08:22It's a problem.
08:22Listen, it's a problem.
08:24I don't know.
08:25I'm going to take the Bears in this game, and here's why.
08:29I think Ben Johnson's going to figure out a way to fuck with Jared Goff.
08:33He's not mobile.
08:34He can't move.
08:35He's slow.
08:37I think everybody's going to be like, oh, this is so easy.
08:39Lions had a bad first game.
08:41They're going to blow them out.
08:42Bears suck.
08:43I'm going to take the Bears.
08:44Plus five and a half.
08:45That's a lot of points in the NFL.
08:46Stewart?
08:48Obviously, the Bears' injuries cost them the game.
08:53Secondary.
08:54Secondary was porous.
08:56And eventually, McCarthy caught up and made some plays with his legs and with his arm.
09:03The Bears have a tremendous amount of problems on offense.
09:06Yeah.
09:06As we know, I'm shocked that Caleb Williams didn't take the next step.
09:10I would have bet my life he would have taken the next step.
09:11Patience, but yes.
09:13He did not.
09:14I mean, he actually did not.
09:15I don't think the Lions showed poorly against the Packers.
09:19I think the Packers are that good.
09:22I think the Packers.
09:23Both could be true.
09:24See, the Packers are Eagles to represent the NFC and the Super Bowl.
09:26Quick.
09:27Five power ranking.
09:28Top five power ranking.
09:29Go, Stu.
09:30Right now.
09:31Right now.
09:32Packers, Eagles, Redskins.
09:36Rams, Bills.
09:44Okay.
09:45So, wow.
09:45I'm out on the Ravens.
09:46I don't want to hear it no more.
09:48Yeah.
09:48We know their story.
09:49We know when it counts what happens.
09:51It's not once, twice, three times.
09:53It's like the fifth time in an epic game.
09:56Lamar plays great.
09:57And now the last two years, Derek Havrini plays great.
09:59And they just fuck up.
10:00Yeah.
10:00So, the Ravens are a fraud.
10:05Okay.
10:05They're like Dave Portnoy.
10:06A fraud.
10:07All right.
10:07So, you have who in this game?
10:10I think the Lions are going to murder the Bears.
10:12Oh, wow.
10:12I think this is the game that, obviously, Hannah said statistically and past performance-wise,
10:19as Hannah said, Lions are perfect.
10:22Perfecto.
10:237-0.
10:23But people are coming in on the Bears, taking that beefy spread, five and a half.
10:28They think, as you said, Ben Johnson knows this team.
10:32We'll figure it out.
10:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:34I so disagree.
10:35I so think it'll be a rout.
10:36I think Lions, by, I mean, 21, it's going to be wire to wire to wire.
10:40The Lions might score every time they have it.
10:42Wire to wire to wire.
10:43Okay.
10:44I am going to take the Bears plus five and a half.
10:47Here's why I think the Lions, it's not the offensive and defensive coordinator change they've had.
10:51The interior of their line looked bad, and I think that the Bears' pass rush actually looked pretty good for a few quarters on Monday night.
11:00I'm going to take the Bears plus five and a half.
11:02Kind of, look, you're never as bad as you look.
11:05That would actually talk to the Lions.
11:06I'm taking the Bears.
11:07Fuck it.
11:08I can't think about this game too much.
11:09It will hurt my head.
11:09And what we do, by the way, is I throw my thing to you, so just be ready to catch it.
11:13Be ready.
11:14Be ready.
11:15Okay.
11:17Nice.
11:18Nothing had to catch it.
11:19Woo!
11:19Nothing.
11:20There's nothing.
11:22Okay.
11:22Enjoy her while we have her because it's going to be short-lived.
11:25Someone's going to grab her.
11:26She's gone.
11:27Is that true?
11:28I wasn't planning on it.
11:30I really wanted to be here now.
11:31I want you to get snatched.
11:32She's on National TV Fox.
11:34She's on Sports Advice's, Barstool's biggest show.
11:37Yeah.
11:37I mean, you know.
11:38That's a fact.
11:39It's short-lived.
11:39Okay.
11:40Next up, Seahawks, Steelers.
11:42Seahawks plus three, over-unders, 40 and a half.
11:46JJ, I'm going to start with you.
11:47I don't want to start with this one because I want to hear what you have to say.
11:49Okay.
11:50Because you ruled him out after the first drop.
11:53I did.
11:53No, it was actually the first play.
11:54First play.
11:55First play.
11:55You said he was dead.
11:56I said he was dead.
11:57He got sacked.
11:57He looked old.
11:58Yeah.
11:58And then he looked good.
11:59You go for it.
11:59Four touch shots.
12:00Remember, though, Hank, like halfway through the game, he said that Rodgers sucked.
12:03He can never say anything good about Rodgers again.
12:06No.
12:06No.
12:06He said he sucked.
12:07He did.
12:07You said he sucked.
12:09Yeah.
12:09He looked good.
12:09He told me to shut the fuck up.
12:11After you said he sucked.
12:13After you said he sucked.
12:14If you said that in the beginning, if you rode with me, I would have been like, yeah,
12:16come on the trip.
12:16Well, they didn't cover the spread.
12:19We know your mortal record.
12:20You're 0-1.
12:200-1.
12:21That's right.
12:21You're 0-1.
12:22They're not my – they'll never be my mortal again.
12:22You never won a mortal this year.
12:24They'll never be my mortal again.
12:24The Steelers allowed 30-plus points to a team that can't score with your backup, backup quarterback.
12:32Stop.
12:33Okay.
12:34Stop.
12:34Hannah, why don't you start with a stat?
12:36Yeah, absolutely.
12:37Mike Tomlin unders for the first seven games that opened with a total between 41 and 49 are 58, 24, and 1.
12:45That's it.
12:46That's it.
12:46Wow.
12:47That's what I had in this game.
12:48Wow.
12:48The under.
12:48You got the under.
12:49Because here's the thing.
12:50Under 40 and a half.
12:51Actually, let me get the weather.
12:52All right.
12:53I'll tell you the weather.
12:53In Pittsburgh, it's going to be 70 degrees and sunny.
12:56Okay, that's fine.
12:58Here's why I have the under.
12:59I think the Steelers' offense is not as good as we thought – or is not as good as it showed in week one.
13:06I also think the Steelers' defense is not as bad as it showed in week one.
13:09Definitely not, no.
13:10I think the Seahawks' offense has got problems.
13:12Their defense is okay.
13:13That was an unimaginative, crap game by the Seahawks against the 49ers.
13:18They basically didn't let Sam Darnold be Sam Darnold, good or bad.
13:23Until the very end.
13:25I'm going to take under 40 and a half.
13:26I think we're getting a couple points here because of the score of that Jets-Steelers game.
13:30I think that defense is going to come back to where they are, which is good, right?
13:35Yeah, no, they're really good.
13:36Yeah.
13:36Under 40 and a half.
13:37Stewart.
13:39I still don't understand how the Steelers' defense is this bad.
13:43No, it's one game.
13:44It's one game, Stewart.
13:45They played the Jets.
13:47Jets have a really good offensive line.
13:49Jets could be good.
13:50What?
13:51Their tackles are really good.
13:52When you say really good, there's nothing good about the Jets.
13:55And I want to say something else.
13:57There's nothing good about the Steelers, okay?
13:58Oh.
13:59This line is telling you that they suck.
14:02Seahawks on the road looking horrible are a three-point dog.
14:07I mean, that's a pick-em game.
14:08It's telling you the Steelers and the Seahawks are equal in value here, in strength.
14:14I like Seahawks plus points.
14:15I don't know.
14:16I don't actually like this game a lot, but I'm going to go against the Steelers every
14:20single game my entire career.
14:22I hope Aaron Rodgers suffers tremendously personally, physically, emotionally, spiritually.
14:28I hate Aaron Rodgers.
14:30I've hated him my whole career.
14:31I've hated him my whole life.
14:32He can't hold Brett Favre's dick.
14:35I just want to say it out loud.
14:36He cannot ever hold Brett Favre's dick.
14:39But he might be able to.
14:44Well, everyone can.
14:45He's got 13 inches, Brett.
14:50We've seen it, Stu.
14:52Oh, that's true.
14:53Oh, we've seen the pictures when he sent them to the Steelers.
14:56I think that part, I was with you until that part.
14:59Oh, okay.
15:00But is he pronounced?
15:02I don't think it's very well.
15:04No, the pronunciation is not strong.
15:06Oh, okay.
15:06Fair enough.
15:07Yeah.
15:07All right.
15:09Barring Brett Favre's penis, I like the Seahawks.
15:12Okay.
15:12Plus the points.
15:13Okay.
15:13Plus the points.
15:14Jerry.
15:14Plus the points.
15:15Surprise.
15:15I'm really surprised at you guys.
15:17Why?
15:18I like my underpick.
15:19I love my underpick.
15:20No, fair.
15:20Your team sucks.
15:21They can only win seven games.
15:22They don't suck.
15:23That was one of the seven games they win.
15:25See, it's a guy like that that says it every year.
15:27Seven and ten, seven and ten, seven and ten.
15:29I don't see it.
15:29And you always show them because it's always nine and eight.
15:31Exactly.
15:32Ha ha.
15:32It's always nine and eight.
15:33Wow.
15:33It's always nine and eight.
15:35And every year I bet against you on a money line in the playoffs and you're one and done.
15:38Fair.
15:39Yes.
15:39And you're sucking dick.
15:40But they don't win seven games.
15:42They win nine.
15:43Yeah.
15:44Seven, nine.
15:45What's the difference?
15:46Who?
15:46Who's the difference?
15:47You showed him, Jerry.
15:48Nine minus seven.
15:49Bring Mr. Jerry back for that.
15:50How many super?
15:51Six?
15:52Yeah.
15:53You have four and then one, one.
15:54Right?
15:55Ben has two.
15:55Ben has two.
15:56Right.
15:56Gotcha.
15:57All right.
15:57Listen, I believe in this offense.
15:59I believe in the offense more than I do actually the defense, Dan.
16:03That's why this game, I'm taking the Steelers team total over.
16:06I don't care what it is.
16:07What is it?
16:08Probably 22 and a half, 23 and a half.
16:10Oh, you've got to find it.
16:10We've got to find it.
16:1023 and a half.
16:11All right.
16:12I'm taking the Steelers team total over.
16:14I'm also going to take DK.
16:16Revenge game.
16:16Touchdown.
16:17Plus one.
16:18Can I add that on my card?
16:19No.
16:19Yeah.
16:19No, he can if he wants.
16:21No, it's just one prop.
16:22No, we can't.
16:23We can't add it to the card?
16:24No, we're not doing props as our picks.
16:26No.
16:26This is Barcelona sports environment.
16:27But it'll go against the record, right?
16:29Are we doing props?
16:30Can I just say something?
16:31All right, we're doing props.
16:32If you're going to use a pick.
16:34If you're going to use a pick, and you're going to say, I like Steelers team total, and you're
16:39giving it to millions of clients, you're giving it to customers.
16:4220 and a half.
16:43How about know the number?
16:44How about know the number?
16:46I agree with you, Stu.
16:47Come here with the number.
16:47No, because they always put it in after.
16:50Listen.
16:50Come here with the number.
16:51Be prepared.
16:52Don't be a dig.
16:52Listen.
16:53Come here with the number.
16:54Dave was in a coma, but he was prepared.
16:56He was prepared.
16:57I'm prepared.
16:58That's going to win.
16:59But you've got to say the number.
17:0020 and a half.
17:01You don't have to, is Dave supposed to do, I mean, is Dan supposed to do your work?
17:05I guess so.
17:06No.
17:07Hey, Stu.
17:07He got your three raises.
17:09Stu, that's nothing new.
17:10He got your house.
17:10Stu, that's nothing new around here.
17:12You know what I'm saying?
17:12He carries your jock.
17:15You have fucking come prepared.
17:16Have the number.
17:1720 and a half.
17:1720 and a half.
17:1820 and a half.
17:19Have the number.
17:2020 and a half.
17:2320 and a half.
17:23Have the number.
17:24Over.
17:2420 and a half.
17:25You better have the numbers for the rest of the card.
17:27I got the numbers.
17:28You got all your numbers.
17:29That was my only team total.
17:31You're a pussy for not taking the Steelers.
17:33You are.
17:34Yeah.
17:34Add them to my card.
17:35I'm not a pussy.
17:35You can't do that.
17:36I'm not.
17:37No, you can't.
17:38You can add it.
17:38I'm going to add it.
17:39Minus three.
17:40Don't hit me.
17:41I'm sorry.
17:41I'm sorry.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:42I didn't mean it.
17:43Don't fucking touch him.
17:45If you fucking touch him, I'll fucking hit you.
17:47I didn't want to touch him like that.
17:48Stu, I'm sorry about that.
17:49Thank you, Dan.
17:50Ow.
17:50What is your pick?
17:54Steelers and the team total over.
17:55Steelers minus three and over 20 and a half.
17:57Correct.
17:58But I can't take the prop.
17:59No, you can take the prop.
18:00Go ahead.
18:00DK Metcalf to score a touch.
18:01Okay.
18:02That's three, please.
18:03He made a mess of this game.
18:04I didn't make a mess of this game.
18:05I did not make a mess of this game.
18:07Play the video.
18:08Play the video.
18:09I did not make a mess of this game.
18:10Show the mess.
18:10No, I didn't.
18:11Show the mess that you made.
18:12You made a mess in your little pants.
18:14Nope.
18:14Yeah, you did.
18:15I have never.
18:15Poopy in your pants.
18:16You just poopied in your pants again.
18:17I never went my pants.
18:19Can I ask, is this your real hair or is this extension?
18:21No, this is my real hair.
18:22It's extension.
18:22It's not extension.
18:23He has a little young Brazilian gives him his hair.
18:28He gets a little young Brazilian to send him hair every single month.
18:30Come on.
18:31Yeah.
18:32Raul.
18:32Raul's hair.
18:33It's Raul.
18:33That's what you're talking about.
18:34Yeah.
18:34Okay, next game.
18:43You're not going to talk about my hair.
18:45Stop saying that.
18:45What is that?
18:46What is that?
18:47I need a timeout.
18:48Timeout.
18:49Timeout.
18:49That was.
18:49Timeout on the set.
18:51That was uncalled for.
18:52Timeout on the set.
18:52I shouldn't have said that I apologize.
18:54Timeout on the set.
18:56I shouldn't have said that I apologize.
18:57And we especially apologize to Raul.
19:00We love your hair.
19:01Beautiful hair.
19:02Okay.
19:03Broncos, Colts.
19:06Two horses.
19:08Broncos better, right?
19:09Two horses, though.
19:10Yeah.
19:10You ever think about that?
19:12Two horses.
19:13Broncos and Colts.
19:13You're amazing.
19:14They're horses.
19:14Yeah.
19:15I'm in love.
19:15Yeah.
19:15It's a horse race.
19:17Who's faster?
19:18I don't know.
19:18Broncos, Colts.
19:19Colts are minus plus two and a half.
19:22Over-unders, 42 and a half.
19:23I gave you the Colts last week for my mortal.
19:26That was the easiest pick of my life.
19:30Holy shit, do the Dolphins suck.
19:33Ashley, it's in the dome, but I want to hear what you got for the weather.
19:37In Indianapolis, it'll be 80 degrees and partly cloudy.
19:41Okay.
19:41Hannah.
19:44Stat.
19:44I don't have a stat on this one.
19:49Okay.
19:49Make up a stat.
19:50All right.
19:52Bo Nix has significantly less letters than Daniel Jones.
19:56That's a good stat.
19:57That's a good stat.
19:58Tommy, fuck you.
19:59Did Tommy fuck you?
20:00Oh, just kidding.
20:01I actually do have one.
20:02Okay.
20:03All right.
20:03I just wanted to come up with my...
20:04And I meant that not...
20:06Did he screw you?
20:07I'm sorry, who?
20:07Did he bone you?
20:08Did Tommy bone you?
20:09Did Tommy bone me?
20:10Yeah.
20:10I'm the one blonde he has in it.
20:12Oh, Tommy.
20:14Okay.
20:14Okay.
20:15In Daniel Jones' career, the under is 25, 10, and 1 in his 36 home stats.
20:21Ooh.
20:24Jerry.
20:25Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
20:26I like the Colts here.
20:27Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
20:28I like the Colts in this spot, Dan.
20:30I believe in Daniel Jones.
20:31I really do.
20:32Bo Nix did not look good.
20:33He did not look good.
20:34I know the defense.
20:35They turned over the ball five times.
20:37Listen.
20:37Broncos.
20:38They turned over the ball five times.
20:39I know the defense is supposed to be really, really good.
20:42I think Daniel Jones might be back a little bit.
20:45He might be back a little bit.
20:47I think it's a sucker spot.
20:48I think it's a sucker spot.
20:50I'm going to take the Colts.
20:52Give me the dog.
20:54Stu.
20:56Broncos turned over the ball five times.
20:58Should have easily covered that game.
21:00No, no, no, no.
21:01Disagree.
21:02They were sloppy.
21:03They were, but they turned over the ball five times.
21:04Yeah, but that counts.
21:06They do, but they didn't cover the spread by a half a point.
21:09You add in five turnovers, that's more than a half a point.
21:12They should have covered.
21:13Okay.
21:14I disagree.
21:14That's my reasoning.
21:15You can disagree.
21:16Did you have the Broncos?
21:17Yes.
21:17I had the Colts.
21:18Or the Titans, so that probably makes sense.
21:20Oh, okay.
21:21That's why we disagree.
21:22That's a fair disagreement.
21:23No.
21:23I loved the Broncos in that game last week.
21:25I really did.
21:25I'm going to take the home dog here because I believe in the Colts' defense.
21:31God forbid Daniel Jones is competent.
21:34God forbid their offense is competent.
21:37God forbid they run the ball because their defense is always great.
21:41It's the last four years.
21:42Their defense has been great.
21:43They just have no O.
21:44They got no quarterback.
21:45They have injury after injury after injury.
21:47I believe in the Colts.
21:49I believe in the Colts' defense.
21:50Because of that, Broncos on the road.
21:53I don't think at this point in the season are warranted to lay any number at all.
21:57This game should be pick'em.
21:59Because of that, I see extreme little value here.
22:02I'm going to take the Colts.
22:04Hannah, give me that stat again.
22:06Absolutely.
22:07In Daniel Jones' career, the under is 25-10-1 in his 36 home starts.
22:14Okay.
22:14You know what?
22:15That's going to be my steal of the week.
22:17I'm going to steal it.
22:17I'm going to take the under 42.5.
22:19I didn't know what to do with this game.
22:20I'm going to steal that pick.
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23:24So that was my Steal of the Week.
23:25I'm taking the under.
23:26Great.
23:2642 and a half.
23:28And we'll be back right after this.
23:29Barstool Sports Advisors.
23:30What's the score?
23:44We're going to rob an entire country.
23:48Sunken treasure, Parker.
23:50So this is the crack team taking on the mafia, a billionaire, and an army?
23:54Shouldn't be a problem.
23:55But he said it should be a problem?
23:57Shouldn't be a problem.
23:57Oh, should not?
23:58Yeah, should not.
23:59Okay, great.
23:59Great.
23:59You ever think maybe you just like Steal of the Week?
24:06Only with you, my friend.
24:09Great.
24:09Great.
24:09Great.
24:09I'm in.
24:10In all states, I'm in.
24:11I might find a form.
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24:39That's on my Barstool special.
24:41And listen, listen, listen.
24:43This week, three games of the year.
24:45Three games I love.
24:47I absolutely love.
24:49Responsibly.
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24:50Make these the biggest bets of your life responsibly.
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25:17The big game.
25:18Super Bowl 58 rematch.
25:22Also 56.
25:24Eagles at Chiefs.
25:26The Chiefs are plus one and a half.
25:28The over-under is 46 and a half.
25:30Fellas, we were kind of talking about this before.
25:32I don't know if we're going to agree on this.
25:36I don't know if we're going to agree on this.
25:38We're not.
25:38Okay.
25:39We're not.
25:40Let's start with the weather, though.
25:41In Kansas City, it's going to be 84 degrees and a chance of thunderstorms.
25:45Hmm.
25:47Hannah.
25:48When Kansas City is off a loss, Mahomes is 21-4 straight up and 13-11-1 against the spread in their next game.
25:57Chiefs look bad.
25:59Eagles look good.
26:01Chiefs at home.
26:03Mahomes as an underdog.
26:05Season, let's not say on the line, but 0-2.
26:07That's a tough place to get out of.
26:090-2, is it not?
26:10Yes.
26:11I think this is all Chiefs.
26:13I think it's Chiefs plus one and a half.
26:14I think this is Chiefs, Chiefs, Chiefs, Chiefs, Chiefs.
26:17They figure it out.
26:18They find a way.
26:20Probably a low-scoring game, but I've already given out an under.
26:22Two unders, actually, on this show.
26:24I'm not going to be an under guy, so I'm not going to give out another under.
26:27But I like the Chiefs plus one and a half.
26:29Mahomes is getting points at home.
26:33And you're not going to take it?
26:35Jerry.
26:37I'm going to take it.
26:38Oh!
26:39I'm going to take it.
26:41Did the Eagles really look that good, though?
26:43I thought they looked good offensively in that first half.
26:46Their defense wasn't great.
26:47It got a little bit better.
26:48Yeah.
26:48Weird game with the lightning delay.
26:52Yeah, true.
26:52That's a good point.
26:53Did they even score in the second half?
26:54I think they scored three points in the second half.
26:56Yeah.
26:57I got to take Mahomes.
26:59I got to buy in a little bit.
27:00I don't think they start.
27:01The schedule is tough.
27:02First four games, they can start one and three.
27:04Yes.
27:04They're not, though.
27:05They're not because they're going to win this game.
27:07But I'm taking the one and a half.
27:08I'm not taking the money line on my card.
27:09One and a half.
27:10Okay.
27:11We're getting the one and a half.
27:11Yeah.
27:12Yeah, I'm not taking the one and a half.
27:13I'm not taking the money line.
27:14One and a half.
27:15Stewart.
27:16Wrong.
27:18Wrong.
27:19Wrong.
27:20This is all Eagles.
27:21It's the easiest game probably you will ever get for free from anyone that's ever given a free game in the history of prognosticating.
27:33First of all, the Chiefs are done.
27:37They're a paper team.
27:39They are thin on both sides of the ball.
27:41They are old.
27:43Patty Mahomes cannot carry this team this year.
27:46He was lucky to carry them last year.
27:49Last year's performance by Patty Mahomes, he won like eight games.
27:53He shouldn't have won.
27:54They shouldn't have made the playoffs.
27:55They shouldn't have won in the playoffs.
27:57And they never should have gone to the Super Bowl.
28:00And you saw the performance.
28:01They were down 32-0 before you took your first pee-pee or poopy in that game.
28:06Oh.
28:06This is all Eagles.
28:08They're going to annihilate the Chiefs.
28:10It is going to be over in the first quarter.
28:13First quarter.
28:14Quarter.
28:15First quarter.
28:16Quarter.
28:16This is the easiest money you will ever win responsibly in your life.
28:21Responsibly.
28:22Eagles.
28:22Eagles.
28:23Eagles.
28:23Eagles.
28:24Eagles.
28:24Shout out Saquon.
28:26Shout out Eagles.
28:27Shout out Nick.
28:28Shout out Big Tom.
28:30I fucking love you.
28:33Lunch bet.
28:35Oh.
28:36Wow.
28:37Now, okay.
28:38So I don't want to be put in a corner.
28:40When I say lunch, a lunch is $1,000 lunch.
28:44Breakfast bet.
28:47How much for lunch?
28:48Because I like lunch better.
28:49The money is irrelevant.
28:51It's the time that I don't have.
28:52Breakfast bet.
28:55I want to spend time with you.
28:57I don't have four hours to spend time with you.
29:00I have an hour.
29:01Breakfast.
29:02I could do lunch in and out.
29:04I don't want to force you because I know how you do lunch.
29:06And I have the act from 12 to 2.
29:08Breakfast bet.
29:08We'll go right here.
29:09Breakfast.
29:10Jerry, you in?
29:10I'm in.
29:11Yeah.
29:11All right.
29:12Okay.
29:12Breakfast bet.
29:13Us three.
29:14So we split breakfast.
29:18Let's go.
29:18Thumb.
29:19Thumb.
29:19Let's see what you got thumb wrestling.
29:20Right now.
29:22One.
29:22Wait, no.
29:23We have to stop.
29:23Stop.
29:24Do it right.
29:24One, two, three, four.
29:25I declare thumb war, right?
29:26No, no.
29:26Just go one, two, three.
29:27One, two, three.
29:29Two, three.
29:29Wait, what is Dan doing?
29:30Two, three, four.
29:31You got him.
29:32I got him.
29:32You got him.
29:33You got him.
29:33You got him.
29:33You got him.
29:33You got him.
29:34You got him.
29:34He was out.
29:34He was out.
29:34He was down.
29:35He was down.
29:36I hate being 64.
29:38I'm losing everything now.
29:39Not against 64-year-olds.
29:42Not oldest in the room.
29:44Who's the oldest in the room?
29:45You.
29:46You won.
29:48Oldest in the room.
29:49Oh, true.
29:50There you go.
29:50True.
29:50That's pretty good.
29:51True.
29:51Okay.
29:51All right.
29:52Breakfast bet.
29:53Three of us.
29:54We have the Chiefs.
29:55You have the Eagles.
29:56Love that.
29:57All right.
29:57Easiest breakfast I ever won.
29:58Don't say lunch.
30:00Easiest breakfast I ever won.
30:01Okay.
30:02Last game.
30:03Falcons at the Vikings.
30:06Over-under is 44 and a half.
30:08Vikings are coming.
30:09Minus four and a half.
30:13This is going to be a very fun game.
30:16Yeah.
30:16I'm excited for this game.
30:18Very excited for this game.
30:19Stu, you're not going to make a pick on this game.
30:20Why don't you give us where people can get your pick?
30:24Okay.
30:25Last week, two and one, two and one, two and one on the Barstool special.
30:28Those are the games that you responsibly bet for real money.
30:32I'm talking real money.
30:33I'm talking people bet $1,000, $5,000, $10,000, $50,000, $100,000.
30:37But only responsibly.
30:39Only responsibly.
30:41On StuFinder.com, three best bets, three best bets, three best bets, $69, favorite number,
30:48favorite position.
30:50StuFinder.com, StuFinder.com, StuFinder.com.
30:53Okay.
30:54Okay.
30:56Jerry, you know what?
30:57Let's start with the stat.
30:58All right.
30:59Raheem Morris is actually better at covering on the road versus home.
31:04He's 20-17-1 against the spread on the road and 12-25 against the spread at home.
31:10Jerry.
31:11This is a shootout.
31:12This is a shootout?
31:13This is a shootout.
31:14Sunday night shootout?
31:15Sunday night shootout.
31:16Sunday night shootout.
31:16100%.
31:17I love a Sunday night shootout.
31:19And I'll tell you who else I love.
31:20I love Michael Penix.
31:21Yeah?
31:21You like Michael Penix?
31:22He reminds me of Vic.
31:24Yeah?
31:24Not for the obvious reasons, but he reminds me of Michael Vic.
31:28Maybe not prime yet, but he could let that ball go.
31:31Is it, what is it, the lefty?
31:34What are you talking about?
31:35He's a lefty.
31:36Or is it black?
31:37Black lefty.
31:38Lefty.
31:39Okay, black lefty.
31:40Listen, I'm not going to pick a side here.
31:42I want to pick the Falcons, but I think it's shootout.
31:45Shootout?
31:45Shootout.
31:4644 and a half?
31:48It's going to be 65 by the end of the day.
31:51All right, I'll take it.
31:51I'll ride it.
31:52I'll ride it.
31:52I didn't have it over on my card yet.
31:54So I'm going to take it as well.
31:56It's Sunday Night Football.
31:58Sunday Night Football.
31:58Let's have some fun.
31:59Let's have some fun.
32:00Let's have some fucking fun, okay?
32:02That was a fun Sunday Night game, Ravens and Bills.
32:04Unbelievable.
32:04Oh my God.
32:05Best game you ever watched?
32:06Not best game, because it's week one, but still, high up there.
32:09What was the best NFL game you ever watched?
32:13I thought that was it for me.
32:14Yeah, that might have been it.
32:15That Chargers, no, sorry, the Rams-Chiefs game.
32:18Remember that game?
32:19I think that was better.
32:20That was a fucking good game.
32:20I think that was better.
32:20That was a really good game.
32:22That was a fun game.
32:23Okay.
32:24When we come back, our mortals, Stu and I are one and O.
32:28We are also really good at mortals.
32:29Jerry is dog shit at mortals.
32:31So you take me, you take Stu, you fade Jerry.
32:34That's winning.
32:34We'll be back right after this with our mortals.
32:37Fantasy football's underway.
32:47So we're not doing fantasy football shout outs, but every week people pay me for updates.
32:53Let's say somebody had a great week.
32:55You want to say fabulous job.
32:57Let's say somebody was horrific.
32:59You want to shred them.
33:00How about it's somebody's birthday, an anniversary, a graduation, a pick-me-up, somebody's getting
33:07married.
33:08You just picked your bachelor party and you want me to deliver it.
33:12Hey, listen, somebody's in the dumps.
33:14They just lost their significant other.
33:17A woman broke up with a man.
33:19A man broke up with a woman.
33:20How about somebody died and you just need to pick up the entire base?
33:25Listen, listen, listen, I am number one in the world doing this.
33:30I invented the shout out before Cameo was ever even in business and I joined Cameo and
33:37I'm number one, number one, number one.
33:41Cameo.com slash Stu Finder.
33:45Cameo.com slash Stu Finder.
33:49Cameo.com slash Stu Finder.
33:53Just give me one second or no.
33:55Just one second.
33:56I just want to just make sure the line doesn't change.
33:59I'm so sorry.
34:00I'm so sorry.
34:01That's what it sounds like when you turn on your phone?
34:02When I turn on my Samsung, yes.
34:04Jesus Christ.
34:05My Samsung.
34:06That I've had for 50 fucking years.
34:09And people look at me like I'm on the spectrum.
34:14Because I quite possibly am.
34:16That's all you got!
34:17That's all you want!
34:18He's unstoppable.
34:19Oh, s**t!
34:20I mean, that was one in a million.
34:22We are back!
34:23Ladies and gentlemen, the Ryder Cup is back.
34:27What?
34:28All of the teams!
34:30History was written by the victors.
34:34But etched in revenge by the vanquished.
34:36This September, 16 Barstool employees will leave their keyboards and microphones to settle the score with a different kind of approach.
34:48What's the ruling on that, Riggs?
34:49It might be loss of a hole.
34:50That's bull****.
34:51I knew this was going to be a problem.
34:53We have contestants ready to throw down.
34:55Took some.
34:56Gave more.
34:57And others ready to feast.
34:58People!
34:59People!
35:00People!
35:01People!
35:02People!
35:03Some have grudges to settle.
35:04You don't respect me.
35:05The frontlay guys are dead to me.
35:06They're dead to me.
35:07They're dead to me.
35:08I would say I'm the only one.
35:09I think they suck.
35:10While others have reputations to uphold.
35:12In the end, this won't be child's play.
35:17It's a sad day.
35:18It's a bad day.
35:19Get in the hole!
35:20Jerry!
35:21Jerry has it right now.
35:22Did you just see what happened to PFT?
35:24Ah!
35:25When it comes out, that will be controversial.
35:27Oh!
35:28No way!
35:30Yes!
35:31Oh my God!
35:32What?
35:33What?
35:34This is easily my most embarrassing moment.
35:36I'm with you at the worst drive of the bunch.
35:38Is there a chance I don't find this ball?
35:39Go!
35:40Oh my God.
35:41Oh my God.
35:42What?
35:4316 contestants, two teams, and $80,000 on the line.
35:48This is professional golf.
35:50Woo!
35:51This is the Barstool Sports Writer Cup, presented by Body Armor.
35:57Barstool Sports Advisors.
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36:55Okay, boys.
36:56Mortal time.
36:57I got another stinky one.
36:59Let me see what you have.
37:00Okay, we don't have the same one.
37:02Should I start?
37:03You can start.
37:05I think you're going to make fun of this pick.
37:07I think you're going to make fun of this pick.
37:09J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.
37:12Plus six and a half at home against the Bills.
37:14Now, Bills.
37:15There's no way that wins.
37:16Can we double our breakfast bet?
37:17Love that.
37:18Love that.
37:19Love that.
37:20Can we triple our breakfast bet?
37:21Love that.
37:22In what world are you living in?
37:23Listen, hear me out.
37:24Go.
37:25Hear me out.
37:26Sorry.
37:27I think the Bills are obviously Josh Allen is the MVP.
37:29He's playing the game on easy mode.
37:31That Bills defense though, it's going to take a while for them to figure it out.
37:35They got run down their dick by the Ravens.
37:38I think the Jets can do something similar.
37:40I think the Jets are going to keep this game close.
37:43You're giving me six and a half at home in a divisional game.
37:47J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.
37:49That's my mortal.
37:50Okay.
37:51You don't like that?
37:52You don't like the reasoning?
37:53I see the reasoning, but Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson are nothing compared to Bryce Hall and Justin Fields.
38:03What about Brees Hall?
38:04Brees Hall and Justin Fields.
38:05Okay.
38:06What about Braylon Allen?
38:07Bryce, Brees.
38:08Same shit.
38:09Braylon Allen.
38:10Potatoes, potatoes.
38:11Listen, I don't want to give so many picks on the show.
38:14I'm just saying that you don't realize how great the Ravens are.
38:19You just said they suck.
38:21But you don't realize offensively regular season how great they are.
38:27How great Derrick Henry is.
38:29How great Lamar Jackson is.
38:30So when you're saying that Buffalo's defense looked porous, you know, he's the second best running back in the NFL and I believe the best quarterback in the NFL.
38:40Okay.
38:41So, I mean, just, you know, listen, I'm not saying bet everything you own on the Bills because I might charge you for that.
38:49But I'm saying that I think you have a stinky pick.
38:52Yeah.
38:53And you said it was going to be stinky.
38:54Yeah.
38:55And I concur.
38:56Okay.
38:57Jets plus six and a half.
38:58Jets plus six and a half is my mortal.
38:59I'm going to do a game here.
39:00Jerry, you pick a number and I'm holding behind my back one or two and then you decide who goes first.
39:05Two.
39:06Okay.
39:07I am holding two.
39:08Would you like to go first?
39:09I'll go first.
39:10Because I have a feeling we might have a mortal off.
39:13No.
39:14Yeah, we might.
39:15Not between me and you, buddy.
39:17Oh.
39:18Oh.
39:19No, no.
39:20I went, I flipped.
39:22Okay.
39:23We don't have mortal.
39:24No mortal.
39:25Because he liked the Bengals.
39:26Yeah.
39:27Thank God.
39:28Okay.
39:29Thank you, Lord James.
39:30Yeah, because Jerry can't pick a game to save his life.
39:32Go ahead, Jerry.
39:33I can't pick a game to save his life.
39:34Listen.
39:35You're all in one on mortals.
39:36Okay, this is a reputation.
39:37Break this because you have no shot at winning otherwise.
39:39No, I have a shot at winning.
39:40Not unless you break this.
39:41Hank is saying no.
39:42Oh, we're not breaking this week?
39:44Oh, I'm sorry.
39:45Sorry.
39:46This is, okay, so I'll do something here.
39:48Since you say I can't pick a game.
39:51I'll shave my head bald.
39:53What?
39:54I'll shave my head bald.
39:55Raul.
39:56If this, if this, if this loses.
39:58But I can't do it.
40:00I can't do it.
40:02I'm out.
40:03Too many stipulations already.
40:05At a certain date, I have to do it.
40:07October, I'll do it.
40:08No.
40:09I want mustache.
40:10Just mustache.
40:11Just mustache.
40:13In October.
40:14Right away.
40:15I can't.
40:16Next show.
40:17I got an event.
40:18I can't.
40:19What event?
40:20I got an event.
40:21What event?
40:22It has to do with recovery.
40:23Okay.
40:24I have to have-
40:25Well, you can't show up to a recovery event with a mustache?
40:26I don't want to look like that.
40:27I don't want to look like that.
40:28You grow hair like in two seconds.
40:29I know.
40:30When's the event?
40:31October.
40:32Okay, so you're fine.
40:33Have you ever seen him?
40:34Yeah, he looks so fucking funny.
40:36He looks like a pedophile.
40:37He does.
40:38It's hilarious.
40:39All right.
40:40Mustache.
40:41Next show.
40:42Yes.
40:43You grow hair so fast.
40:44So no beard.
40:45So I can have my hair?
40:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:47You can have the extensions.
40:48Okay, okay.
40:49Deal.
40:50That's a deal.
40:51That's a deal.
40:52That's easy.
40:53Okay, you're going to hate this.
40:54I know the Dolphins are really bad.
40:56Oh.
40:57I know they're really bad.
40:58I know McDaniel is a bad coach.
41:00McGenius.
41:01Tyreek Hill wants out.
41:02They're going to put up a million points.
41:05Oh.
41:06And not only that.
41:07The guy on the other side of the field.
41:09They're going to put up a million points.
41:10Oh.
41:11Because the Dolphins defense fucking sucks.
41:13Over 43 and a half.
41:15Who are they playing?
41:16Patriots.
41:17Okay.
41:18Over 43 and a half.
41:19That's my play.
41:20That's your reputation pick.
41:21That's my mustache back.
41:22Okay.
41:23So no facial hair.
41:24No facial hair.
41:25Just the stash.
41:26And I get to style the stash.
41:28Whatever you want.
41:29Okay.
41:30And wait.
41:31Whatever you want.
41:32If he wins.
41:33But if he wins, what happens?
41:34Nothing.
41:35Nothing.
41:36That's my reputation.
41:37That's his reputation.
41:38All right.
41:39You can't style it.
41:40I'll go stash.
41:41It's too long.
41:42It's too short.
41:43You can't style it.
41:44Okay.
41:45Yeah.
41:46But what about if we just take a little more off the sides?
41:47Like right here?
41:48Ugh.
41:49I don't know.
41:50Yeah.
41:51I love the bet that much.
41:52Okay.
41:53I'll shave my stash.
41:54I don't give a fuck.
41:55I love the bet that much.
41:56I'll shave mine.
41:57All right.
41:58Over 43 and a half.
41:59Great show.
42:00Mortal.
42:03I'm going to ride the Jacksonville Jaguars all year.
42:05Ooh.
42:06I said they're going to be a great team against the spread.
42:08I used them week one.
42:10Easy winner.
42:11Easy winner.
42:12If there wasn't like an hour and a half delay.
42:14Yeah.
42:15Lightning.
42:16That's a new thing in the NFL.
42:17I remember when people used to get hit by lightning bolts while I was watching football.
42:21That was amazing.
42:22That was great.
42:23When you said on fire, that's what you meant.
42:26On fire.
42:27We've become soft.
42:28Yes.
42:29The world has become soft.
42:30Yes.
42:31I don't think the Cincinnati Bengals are good.
42:34I want to say it right now.
42:35For the people that think they're going to the playoffs, that's never happening.
42:39It's never going to happen again.
42:40Their window has shut.
42:42That's it.
42:43That team is garbage.
42:44I think Jacksonville, plus the points, probably going to go in there and blow them out.
42:49But I'm not going to use that as a pick.
42:52Jacksonville, plus the points, my mortal.
42:58Almost got it.
43:00My mortal.
43:02My mortal.
43:04Mortal.
43:07Okay.
43:08Great show, guys.
43:09Energy was back.
43:10Back.
43:11Great debut.
43:12Love you.
43:13Marshall Sports Advisor.
43:14Love you, Hannah.
43:16Oh, look at that.
43:17I love this mustache.
43:18Let me lick it.
43:19It might not be there next week.
43:20Lick it.
43:21Lick it.
43:22Lick it.
43:23Lick it.
43:24Oh.
43:25Oh.
43:26Oh.
43:27Martial Sports Advisor.
43:28See you next week.
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