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00:22I must have read that book ten times.
00:34Now, I love a bit of Oscar Wilde, I suppose.
00:36He always does it for me.
00:38Oh, Wilde.
00:39The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
00:43Exactly.
00:45Wilde couldn't have put it better himself.
00:48Well, it was him who said that, actually, Father.
00:52Yes, yes, but I don't think he'd have said it in that kind of ladylike way.
00:57You're a charmer, Father.
01:00Miss Clark, I don't suppose you'd sign a copy of the latest.
01:03I'd be delighted.
01:05Father Ted Crilly. No, just Ted Crilly.
01:08Don't bother about the Father, actually.
01:10I envy you, really, Father.
01:12You must have great peace of mind being a priest.
01:16That's what I'd love.
01:17A feeling of serenity.
01:19Oh, I have serenity coming out of my ears.
01:22Too much serenity, really.
01:23A bit of excitement would suit me down to the ground.
01:26Thanks for the autograph.
01:27I have to go.
01:27We have some nuns coming to visit us on the island.
01:30We're all very busy.
01:31Okay, Father.
01:32Good luck to the book.
01:33Bye-bye.
01:42Father Crilly.
01:45Going up.
01:46Thanks.
01:46Thanks.
01:46Thanks.
01:46Thanks.
01:47Thanks.
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01:48Thanks.
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01:50Thanks.
01:50Thanks.
01:50Thanks.
01:50Thanks.
01:51Well, good luck at the book again.
02:10Thank you very much, Father.
02:11Bye.
02:11Bye.
02:12Bye.
02:16Well, hello again.
02:18Ah, hello.
02:19We have to stop meeting like this.
02:23Goodbye again.
02:25Good luck at the book.
02:43Change.
02:45Please change.
02:46For God's sake.
02:47Good luck with the book.
02:52Good luck with the book.
02:59Please change.
03:00Please.
03:01Please change.
03:03Hail Mary.
03:04Full of grace.
03:04The Lord's for thee.
03:05Let's start out.
03:06Here we go.
03:08Oh, God almighty.
03:11Oh, Christ.
03:14Sorry about that.
03:16Oh, God.
03:16Oh.
03:34All right.
03:36What's going on?
03:39Miss Clark.
03:42What are you doing here?
03:44I'm the parish priest here.
03:46Oh, that's extraordinary.
03:48I think someone's trying to keep us together.
03:51I've rented a cottage on the island, you see, but it's not ready yet.
03:54So the builders suggested I stay here for the night.
03:58Is that OK?
03:59Oh, this is amazing.
04:01We were both going the same way.
04:05Well, yes, of course, you'd be very welcome to stay the night.
04:08Hello, Father.
04:09I see you've met your guest.
04:11Mrs Doyle, Miss Clark will be staying the night.
04:13Will you show her where the spare room is?
04:15What?
04:16Will you show her to the spare room?
04:18Well, yes, it's just that I was going to make some tea.
04:21Well, you can do that later.
04:23I think tea is a bit common for Miss Clark's tastes.
04:27All right, come on.
04:30Have a shower.
04:32I mean, have a shower if you want.
04:35I mean, I don't want you to have a shower.
04:37I just mean that you might like to get out of your clothes.
04:40No, obviously, that's no concern of mine.
04:43Mrs Doyle.
05:01Ted.
05:04Who was that, Ted?
05:06Tougal, what do you think you're doing?
05:09I was hiding, Ted.
05:10Hiding from who?
05:11Hiding from your one.
05:13I heard her coming in, so I just jumped in behind the chair.
05:16Tougal, she's only a woman.
05:18I don't know very many women, Ted.
05:21Tougal, what about your mother?
05:22My mother?
05:23She's hardly what you'd call a woman, Ted.
05:26She's not like one of the women you see on the telly.
05:28Like the gladiator.
05:29She wouldn't be one of them, Ted.
05:30I'm sure that's their loss.
05:34What about Mrs Doyle?
05:35She's a woman.
05:36I know, Ted, come on.
05:37Yes, she is, Tougal.
05:39She's every bit as much a woman as one of the gladiators or the lady who runs Pakistan.
05:44What you mean is that she's not attractive in the conventional sense.
05:48And you can't think like that anymore, Tougal.
05:50Anyway, who's that one you were talking to, Ted?
05:52She's a novelist.
05:53I was at her book signing.
05:55She's taken a cottage on the island.
05:57Very sophisticated, lady.
06:05Father, I'm sorry.
06:06I just got a bit of a shock.
06:08Come on now, Father.
06:11This is Father Hackett.
06:13He gets a bit confused sometimes.
06:16Come on, Father.
06:17No, not your room.
06:20Not your room.
06:21No.
06:21Arf!
06:24Tank!
06:24Arf!
06:25Dougal, give me the cards.
06:26Pickle it.
06:27Arf!
06:27Tank!
06:28Drink!
06:28What colour, Ted?
06:29Blue.
06:29Quickly, Dougal.
06:30Arf!
06:33The old blue has a great calming effect on him.
06:37That's right.
06:38That's Miss Clark.
06:38Dougal.
06:39Woman!
06:40Yes, it is a woman, Father.
06:41Right on the button.
06:43Well, have a lovely stay, then.
06:51Who's a technician?
06:53Oh, God!
07:02Yeah.
07:04Oh, God.
07:10Oh, God!
07:13Come on!
07:13You can't.
07:14Hello, Dougal.
07:22Ah, good idea, Ted.
07:24You've thrown out the ones you couldn't get through.
07:28No, no, Dougal.
07:29I was just arranging them in alphabetical order.
07:32You're bringing Father Jack out for the work, then?
07:35Ah, yeah, I suppose so.
07:36Do you want to come at all?
07:38Ah, no, no.
07:38I'd better stay here and prepare for the nuns.
07:42Here we are, Father.
07:43It's a beautiful day out.
07:46Me arse.
07:47Would you like it on manual or automatic, Father?
07:51Erm, automatic, I think.
07:52It's a nice day.
07:52Might as well take it easy.
07:53That's right, Dougal.
07:54You take your time.
07:56Fair enough.
08:06Well, Father, I never thought we'd have anyone like her stay in here.
08:11Oh, Miss Clark.
08:13Yes, it's very exciting, isn't it?
08:14A famous novelist here.
08:16You've never read any of her books, have you, Father?
08:18Actually, I'm a bit of a fan.
08:21That's where I was the other day.
08:22At her book signing.
08:23Well, I'm very surprised to hear that, Father.
08:25I didn't think you'd like that sort of thing.
08:26I read a bit of one of them once.
08:29God, I couldn't finish it.
08:31The language.
08:33Unbelievable.
08:34Yes.
08:35It's a bit gritty, but that's the modern world, Mrs Doyle.
08:37Yeah.
08:38It was a bit much for me, Father.
08:40Feck this and feck that.
08:42Yes, Mrs Doyle.
08:43You big bastard.
08:45Oh, dreadful language.
08:47You big hairy arse.
08:48You big fecker.
08:50Fierce stuff.
08:52And, of course, the F word, Father.
08:55The bad F word.
08:57Worse than feck.
08:58You know the one I mean?
08:59Yes, I do, Mrs Doyle.
09:01F you.
09:03F your effing wife.
09:04Oh, I don't know why they have to use language like that.
09:07I stick this effing pitchfork up your goal.
09:10Oh, that was another one.
09:11Oh, yes.
09:12I see what you mean, Mrs Doyle.
09:14Bastard this and bastard that.
09:16You can't move for the bastards in her novels.
09:18It's one to all bastards.
09:20Is it, Mrs Doyle?
09:21You bastard, you fecker, you bollocks.
09:23Get your bollocks out of my face.
09:25I'm just talking to my father.
09:27Yes, you.
09:28You just go and prepare for the nuns.
09:30Ride me sideways was another one.
09:37Ah, there we go.
09:43Ah, Miss Clark.
09:46How did you sleep?
09:47Oh, like a log.
09:49It's so peaceful here.
09:50God, I need a bit of peace after the year I've had.
09:53I see.
09:55I've had a rough time of it recently, Father.
09:58My husband left me for another woman.
10:01It was my fault, I suppose.
10:04The sex was getting a little boring
10:05and I did nothing to spice it up.
10:09Isn't that always the way?
10:12But near the end, I tried a few things.
10:15I used to dress up in really revealing lingerie
10:18and when he came through the door,
10:20I leapt on top of him
10:21and had sex right there in the hall.
10:27So you had a good sleep then?
10:29Yes, yes, thank you.
10:31Oh, God, I'm sorry, Father.
10:33I've probably shocked you.
10:34Oh, go away with you.
10:37I've heard far more shocking things
10:38down through the years in confession.
10:48Do you ever think about the future, Father?
10:50Oh, I used to think about it the future
10:53and then it became the present
10:55so I thought about it quite often then
10:57and then it was in the past
10:59so I didn't think about it that much.
11:01Do you like Dostoevsky?
11:04Oh, him, yes, yes.
11:05He's one of my favourites.
11:07I must have read that book ten times.
11:10I see you're reading it again.
11:11There's a bookmark here on page seven.
11:13Did you feel his sense of commitment
11:17waned towards the end?
11:20Yes.
11:22When did you feel that began to happen?
11:25Oh, towards the end, you know.
11:28After he'd finished writing about the crime bit
11:30and moved on to the punishment, you know.
11:33I felt it dragged a bit there for me.
11:36I always thought that if Joyce, Keats and Lawrence
11:39were sitting in a room together
11:41and Dostoevsky walked in,
11:42there'd be a hell of a fight
11:43for the last piece of pudding.
11:52Oh, you know, it's great to talk to somebody
11:55about these things.
11:56My husband.
11:58There was a man who was really afraid
12:00of Virginia Woolf.
12:02Well, I was...
12:04Was she following him or something?
12:13Oh, Father, I don't...
12:15You...
12:17You wouldn't like to come up to the cottage later
12:20for a little drink
12:22or maybe some more book talk.
12:25That would be delightful.
12:27Sorry?
12:28I'd be delighted, I did.
12:32I'll see you later then, Father.
12:34About seven.
12:35Seven o'clock.
12:39Seven, right.
12:46It's only a drink.
12:47So, you'd, uh...
12:59You'd no trouble getting here.
13:00No, no.
13:01I drove Sister Julia in the Renault.
13:03Sister Margaret took the Mini.
13:05It's great having the old car all the same, isn't it?
13:08Anyone for more tea?
13:10I don't think so.
13:12Sister Margaret, do you want something?
13:13No, thank you, Father.
13:15Sorry?
13:16She's fine, Father.
13:18At what time does the Mass tonight start, Father?
13:21Seven o'clock.
13:22Oh, that's grand.
13:23We don't want to be too late.
13:24Well, seven isn't too...
13:25Ah!
13:26You're right, Father?
13:28Yes, yes, it's...
13:29There's just seven o'clock.
13:31I may have to leave early.
13:33During the Mass?
13:34Oh, you couldn't leave during the Mass, could you?
13:36It's just that, you see, I'm...
13:38Sister Julia says that you say a lovely Mass.
13:40She said that you said one of the nicest Masses she ever heard.
13:44And Sister Conceptor said that last year's Mass here was fabulous.
13:47She said she'd give it ten out of ten, and she's very hard to please.
13:50She's seen you do, what, is it about 50 Masses since then?
13:55Let's show Father Crilly the whole grass, Teresa.
13:58You'll like these, Father.
13:59Oh, there's you, saying the Mass here last year.
14:05And that's you saying the Mass the year before.
14:09What's that?
14:10Oh, yes, that's your Sister-in-law's funeral.
14:12That's my personal favourite.
14:16That's when you had the beard.
14:21Actually, Father, you couldn't sign a few of them for us, could you?
14:26The photographs?
14:27Yes.
14:29All right.
14:30Could you put on my one, two-Sister Assumpter?
14:34Sure.
14:37Father, Sister Margaret has a question.
14:39Yes?
14:40Where'd you get your ideas for your sermons?
14:42Where'd you get your ideas for your sermons?
14:45Oh, just...
14:47overheard conversations, the news, whatever.
14:52Listen, I have to be honest here, I might not be able to...
14:53Sister Julia, do you have a question?
14:56What's your most embarrassing moment, saying Mass?
14:58Oh, well, I suppose it was the time I forgot my sister-in-law's name.
15:06That got me a bit hot under the collar.
15:08Anyway, the thing is, I might not be able to say this evening's Mass.
15:23What, Father?
15:24I have something quite important to do.
15:27Not more important than saying Mass, Father.
15:30It's just someone I know is dying.
15:33Oh, dear.
15:34Oh, dear.
15:34Is it serious?
15:39Oh, yes.
15:40In this case, the person dying is quite seriously ill.
15:43It's...
15:43It's someone we know very well.
15:46Nuns!
15:47Nuns!
15:47Reverse!
15:48Reverse!
15:49Reverse!
15:50Reverse!
15:51Hello, Father Maguire.
15:54Father Crilly was just telling us about your friend dying.
15:58Who is that, Ted?
16:01Um...
16:02Oh, uh...
16:03Old Jim.
16:05Ah, is he dying?
16:06Poor old Jim.
16:08Won't like that.
16:11He's terribly down about it.
16:13Wait a second.
16:15Jim Halpin?
16:16Yes.
16:17I was just talking to him earlier, and he didn't say a thing about it.
16:22Well, that's Jim.
16:24Brave is not the word.
16:26He's just outside.
16:27Hold on there, and I'll get him.
16:29What?
16:29What's he doing outside?
16:30He should be at home in bed.
16:31Ah, no, you see, I met him earlier, and he just wanted to lend us some sugar.
16:34Hold on there.
16:35At a moment like this, this man needs peace, so just don't be...
16:38Ah, ha, ha.
16:39Hello, Jim.
16:40Hello, Father.
16:41Hello, sisters.
16:43Now, Jim, you never told me you were ill.
16:47Huh?
16:48I had a bit of a cold a few weeks back.
16:51A cold?
16:52Well, Ted said you were dying.
16:54Dying?
16:55Oh, no.
16:57I don't think so, anyway.
17:01Well, it's just I was talking to Dr. Sinnott, and he said...
17:06He said that you...
17:09That you might be dying, but he wasn't 100% sure himself, so don't go off worrying yourself unnecessarily.
17:15Oh, mighty, I'd better give him a call.
17:16I wouldn't go calling him, Jim.
17:19And why not?
17:22He...
17:22He can't use the phone.
17:26He's gone deaf.
17:28Dr. Sinnott's gone deaf.
17:34That's terrible.
17:36It is all right.
17:38Wait a second.
17:39There he is now.
17:40Dr. Sinnott!
17:44Doc...
17:44He heard that all right, Ted.
17:47Doctor, would you have a moment?
17:48Actually...
17:49Actually, wait.
17:50I just remembered.
17:51Ha!
17:51Ha!
17:54Jim is not dying.
17:56Ha!
17:56And Dr. Sinnott's not gone deaf.
17:59I was thinking of two completely different people.
18:02So you will be able to say tonight's mass, then, Father?
18:05Ha!
18:05Yes!
18:06Yes, I will, of course.
18:08Thanks to Father Dougal for clearing up that little misunderstanding.
18:14Ted.
18:15Ted, you're hurting me.
18:20All right, listen, Dougal.
18:22I'm going to have to go straight after this.
18:23You'll have to look after the nuns.
18:24Fair enough, Ted.
18:26What'll I do with them?
18:26Whatever you want.
18:27Just try not to kill them or anything.
18:30Thanks for that, Ted.
18:31Remember Sister Janita?
18:33Oh, yeah.
18:34I was a bit too close for comfort, all right, yeah?
18:37Just be careful this time, Doug.
18:39Oh, God.
18:40Are they all in there?
18:41Yeah, are you?
18:42Yeah.
18:42Like peas in a pub, Ted.
18:44Pod.
18:47Right, let's go.
18:47See you later.
18:48Okay, good luck, Ted.
18:58Good morning with you.
18:59Good morning with you.
19:00Good morning with you.
19:00Good morning with you.
19:00Good morning with you.
19:31Good morning, Farrah.
19:32Didn't see you there.
19:34Good morning, Tom.
19:36Could you give me a lift?
19:39Thanks again for the lift, Tom.
19:40No problem, Farrah.
19:41I just have to pop into the post office for a moment.
19:43Oh, well, it's just a minute.
19:44I'll only be a second.
19:46Would you pass me up that person there?
19:47It's just I'm supposed to meet someone.
19:49God, that's heavy.
19:52Good morning, Farrah.
19:53And you.
19:54And you.
19:55Sure.
19:55You haven't been up to your own tricks again, have you, Tom?
20:10No, Farrah.
20:11No, Farrah.
20:11This is my money.
20:13I just didn't want to fill out the forms.
20:14You came.
20:27Come in and have a drink, Father Curly.
20:31I think I might have everything you want in here.
20:38Oh.
20:39Ted, this is great, isn't it, Ted?
20:45What are you doing here?
20:47What?
20:47Well, you know, we were invited.
20:49Invited?
20:50Yeah, same as you, Ted.
20:52Can't have a housewarming on your own, can you?
20:53No, no, I suppose you can't.
20:55Very short mass tonight, Father.
20:57We were all a bit disappointed, weren't we, sisters?
21:01We might not be coming back next year.
21:03They say Father Kippet does a good long mass.
21:06Three hours he does on a good night.
21:08Since his stroke.
21:10It's not a new for money.
21:12Will you see, sisters?
21:13Oh, I'm sorry, Father.
21:14I'm in a hurry.
21:16How do you get these open?
21:22Night, sister.
21:24Night, sister.
21:24Sit back in it.
21:27Now, Father.
21:32Father, before you go, could I have a quick word?
21:35Oh, right.
21:36Dougal, you go on ahead.
21:37I'll be back in a while.
21:38Right, so, Ted.
21:43Would you like me to put something else on?
21:46No, no.
21:46What you're wearing is fine.
21:49Would you like another drink, Father Curly?
21:52Yes.
21:55It was nice talking to you today.
21:57Well, if you can't talk to a priest, who can you talk to?
22:00We're taught how to listen, you know?
22:02Not that we had listening classes or anything.
22:05It's not as if we didn't know how to listen before.
22:08It's just being there and somebody talking to you, which is quite easy.
22:10Unless you're deaf.
22:13There's not enough work involved there.
22:15No swatting for exams with you all listening.
22:23Father, do you remember me telling you about reaching a crossroads in my life?
22:31Yes, I do.
22:32Well, what do you think I should do?
22:34I need advice.
22:37This crossroads, is it busy at all?
22:41You know, Father, that's interesting.
22:44I think one road leads back to where I was.
22:46Now, that's a busy road.
22:48It's filled with people and bright lights and traffic.
22:52The other road is a quiet country road
22:54with peace and serenity and fulfilment.
22:59I see.
23:00Which one would you choose, Father?
23:01Well, it's, um, that's an easy one.
23:05Yes, I suppose it is obvious.
23:08Bright lights, glamour, film premieres.
23:10Well, no, I was thinking...
23:11Cocaine parties, drugs busts, Las Vegas.
23:13No, no, Father, Father, Father, Father.
23:15Sorry.
23:15What I was going to say was,
23:17I know I've made the right choice.
23:21I know you have, Polly.
23:24And I'm with you all the way.
23:28I'm going to become a nun.
23:31Oh, feck.
23:36Feck, feckin' marvellous Jews.
23:40Oh, I was talking to Sister Julia earlier.
23:43You know, she's 97 years of age.
23:46Did you ever think what it would be like
23:48to be a 97-year-old nun, Father?
23:51No.
23:53I miss Craggy Island.
23:54It's silly, I know.
23:56I've only been here a day.
23:58But I'll always remember you.
24:03In 20 years' time,
24:05when I'm looking in my prayer book,
24:07I'll probably still be thinking
24:09about Father Ted Curly.
24:14Crilly.
24:15What?
24:15Father Ted Curly.
24:18Nice to meet you.
24:30Oh, no, Dougal.
24:32Not again.
24:34Sorry, Ted.
24:35I'm just looking for some cane.
24:37Oh, well, back to the everyday grind.
24:41Ha, ha, ha...
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