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00:00I actually do have a few available options for you that are still permitted, but your
00:23rate is going to have to reflect that, so let me know what your budget is.
00:26Last-second stuff like this is a risk for the homeowner, so your budget needs to reflect
00:31that.
00:32I'm going to send you some options and just let me know what your thoughts are, okay?
00:35Of course, I'll talk to you later.
00:36Hi.
00:37Hi.
00:38I feel like right now you're working around the clock.
00:41I have no life.
00:42I know.
00:43From the moment I open my eyes to the moment I close my eyes, I am a machine.
00:46But it's not a bad problem to have, right?
00:48Yeah, totally.
00:49Hi, ladies.
00:50Hello.
00:51How are you?
00:52I'm good.
00:53Hello.
00:54Hi.
00:55Hello, birthday girl.
00:56It's my birthday.
00:57Birthday girl.
00:58How are you?
00:59Brittany and Ray.
01:0039.
01:01Feeling fine.
01:02I actually thought this morning I am 16 years older than you.
01:07That's crazy.
01:08I'm like old enough to be your mom.
01:10That's crazy.
01:11If you had me at 16, that's true.
01:12That's crazy.
01:13That would be terrifying.
01:14Can you imagine if I was your mom?
01:15That would be fun.
01:16I feel like we've got a lot to celebrate.
01:19We've got your new house.
01:21My birthday, obviously.
01:22And we need to say goodbye to your house.
01:24Well, I'm not getting rid of the house just yet.
01:25I know, but it'll be the last bit, you know.
01:27Yeah.
01:28It is the end of an era and I feel like we've had some fun.
01:32That's been a great house.
01:33I love that house.
01:34I don't want to get rid of it.
01:35I don't, I really, it's going to be really hard for me to part with that.
01:37Ian and I are buying a house in Temecula, the wine country, which is about an hour away from Orange County.
01:44I'm keeping my house here because I've lived here for 20 years.
01:48I've got my roots here.
01:49My family is here.
01:50My business is here.
01:52And this is going to be a big adjustment, but I'm really excited about the new adventure.
01:58I wanted to do a dinner for you at the house.
02:00I was thinking Friday.
02:02Yeah, I'm out.
02:03That's the day I close escrow.
02:04And if I, if anything goes awry, I'm going to be not in the best spirits.
02:08Yeah, but then if it doesn't happen, you'll need a distraction.
02:13Of tequila.
02:16Lots of tequila.
02:18I'm down.
02:19That would be great.
02:20You let me know.
02:22Guest list.
02:23Gio Austin.
02:24Spelled.
02:25Me and you.
02:26And that's it.
02:30I'm so glad that Ian came to the desert.
02:33It was great.
02:34It takes like a, I was like, I don't know how this is going to go.
02:36What was his thoughts on the people that he'd not met before?
02:39He really only had something to say about Prego.
02:43Ashton sailed away to the Bahamas with her husband on all the tears that she dropped in Palm Springs.
02:49Stop.
02:50My hubby and I left to a baby moon in the Bahamas because I really needed a break from everybody in the office.
02:56While I'm gone, I'm sure they'll have nothing to talk about apart from me.
03:00Does anyone know how they met?
03:03Do you?
03:04Yeah.
03:05She told us how they met.
03:06What?
03:07But I heard that they met on like a sugar daddy dating app.
03:12Really?
03:13I don't know if it's true.
03:15I really don't.
03:16Someone just told me this.
03:17Like a matchmaking company?
03:19Because I've been sat with people from that.
03:20That's different than a sugar daddy.
03:21I heard.
03:22I don't know.
03:23This is just word of mouth.
03:24Who did you hear that from?
03:25Another agent at the San Diego office.
03:28That is nasty business to be spreading.
03:31It's really interesting because I think this is just another perfect example that Ashton
03:36is not the perfect little angel that she presents herself to be.
03:40What is going on with the cesspool of San Diego's gossip?
03:44Fiona bringing this up in the office in front of everyone feels like a jab.
03:49You can't really undo saying something like that.
03:53It's a pretty big accusation.
03:55There's a lot of big accusations swirling in this office.
03:58It's pretty crazy.
03:59I mean honestly if I did that I would just own it and be like listen.
04:02I knew what I wanted for my life and I wanted a rich dude.
04:04Like I'm not beneath that.
04:05You know I mean.
04:06So which one?
04:07I mean.
04:08What was the name of this site?
04:09Seeking Arrangements.
04:10I mean that does.
04:11That does make sense.
04:12Seeking Arrangements?
04:13No.
04:14Wait what?
04:15That's what I heard.
04:16That's what I heard.
04:17That's what I heard.
04:18That's bad.
04:19What website?
04:20I don't know if it's true.
04:21What website?
04:22Seeking Arrangements.
04:23My ex was on that.
04:24Seeking Arrangements is a website where girls go to meet rich men.
04:27Honestly I don't really care how Ashton met her husband.
04:30But at the end of the day if she's going to talk about me and my relationship.
04:34I think you know if she can dish it out she should take it too.
04:37Oh he knows you so well.
04:41Happy birthday to you.
04:46Top dog.
04:47Happy birthday Paula.
04:48Oh.
04:49Thank you so much.
04:50You're welcome.
04:51Oh my god.
04:53Oh my god.
04:54Actually I do.
04:56Oh my god we would just stay with a sarsapenia.
04:58Come on.
04:59Here lies Princess Polly.
05:01Yay.
05:02Birthday bitch.
05:03Happy birthday.
05:04Oh my god Polly.
05:05The crowd does not suit you.
05:07All bags.
05:08Yeah.
05:09Happy birthday.
05:10Thank you so much.
05:11How are you?
05:12I'm 29.
05:13Can you believe it?
05:14No you're not.
05:15Yeah I am.
05:16What?
05:17I know.
05:18You're older than me?
05:19Yeah.
05:20Remember that porn star client that I have?
05:21You're pretty excited about?
05:22Well there's only so many porn star clients that I come across.
05:24I know.
05:25Of course I remember.
05:26Yeah.
05:27I had a showing with her this week and I'm feeling pretty good about it.
05:29Great.
05:30Feels a little bit better than Gio's obviously.
05:31Oh my god.
05:32I'm like no offense to Gio.
05:33This house is so much better.
05:35I figured.
05:36She's hot.
05:37Can we stop talking about boring work stuff and drink shopping?
05:40It's my birthday.
05:41Right guys.
05:42Congrats to closing, to porn stars and to me.
05:46Woo!
05:47Happy birthday.
05:49Oh my god there's a cake.
05:52Hey.
05:53Thank you so much Gio.
05:54I can save this till Friday right?
05:55Where are you going Polly?
05:56Oh I've got birthday dinner with some friends later today.
06:01So I'm going to pack up and go.
06:04Um.
06:05Okay.
06:07My best friend organized a birthday dinner for me.
06:11Super intimate.
06:12Last minute.
06:13There's only a few people going and I was not in charge of the guest list.
06:19I'm going to take this.
06:20Is Alex's dinner happening for real?
06:21Yeah.
06:22Friday.
06:23Oh sweet.
06:24Maybe.
06:25Okay.
06:26Yay!
06:27Go!
06:28Get out of here.
06:29Take a look in the mirror.
06:33She's just off and running to a birthday party that I didn't get invited to.
06:39What's going on?
06:40Are we just not as good of friends as I thought we were?
06:45Oh Paul Baggs.
06:46What a day.
06:47Yeah.
06:48I don't want to be like you.
06:49I don't want to be like you.
06:50I don't want to be like you.
06:51I'm trying to look so pretty.
06:52Hi.
06:53Hi.
06:54How are you?
06:55I'm good.
06:56How are you?
06:57Chad Conquino, listing agent.
06:58Fiona Vaughn with the Oppenheim Group.
06:59Thank you so much for having us.
07:00Yeah.
07:01Thank you for coming by.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Outstanding.
07:04Outstanding.
07:05Oh my life.
07:06Yeah, let's go.
07:07We'll see you soon.
07:08What a day.
07:09I'll get you soon.
07:11We'll see you soon.
07:12Look at me.
07:13I got the jump.
07:14I know what to do for fun.
07:15You too come on.
07:16It's a good time under the sun.
07:18It's unforgettable.
07:19It's so incredible.
07:20Hi.
07:21Hi, how are you?
07:22I'm good.
07:23How are you?
07:24Chad Conquino, listing agent.
07:25Fiona Vaughn with the Oppenheim Group.
07:26Thank you so much for having us.
07:27This is...
07:28Yeah, thank you for coming by.
07:29Yeah, outstanding.
07:30It's pretty rare for there to be a pool overlooking the bluff, right?
07:41It's actually funny that you say that.
07:43We're one of the only properties on the bluff that has a pool.
07:47Any property that you may visit that might be for sale that doesn't have a pool,
07:50the Coastal Commission will not allow it.
07:52So your client will be blessed to have a pool and a jacuzzi.
07:55Amazing.
07:55You ain't seen nothing like this.
08:00We got that new vision.
08:02You ain't seen nothing like this.
08:04Yeah, we're just beginning.
08:06Knock, knock.
08:07Welcome.
08:08What do you think?
08:09This is my favorite style.
08:10Santa Barbara style is, like, my favorite.
08:13Alex.
08:13How are you?
08:13I'm Shaq Conquilino.
08:14Nice to meet you.
08:15Nice to see you.
08:16Yeah.
08:16Oh, my gosh.
08:18This property is prime real estate in Laguna Beach.
08:21I have a client that's moving down from Malibu that I feel like this house would be perfect
08:25for.
08:26And honestly, working with Alex has been great.
08:29I feel like we have different energy and professional styles that balance each other out.
08:33Alex started her business at 23, and seeing where she is now, it's really motivating for
08:38me to, you know, walk alongside her.
08:40Feel free.
08:41Take your time.
08:42Thank you so much.
08:42Enjoy the place.
08:42Thank you so much.
08:43Nice to meet you again.
08:44Thank you so much for having us.
08:45I appreciate it.
08:46Bye.
08:47Well, this is spectacular.
08:49It's gorgeous.
08:49I love this house.
08:50Let's go see the kitchen.
08:52My favorite part of the house.
08:56I'm pretty sure there's two kitchens, so maybe this is a chef's kitchen.
09:00A tiny kitchen.
09:01What makes a kitchen a chef's kitchen versus just the appliances and the design and the
09:06layout and, like, usually a chef's kitchen would have, like, two ovens, a double oven,
09:12you know, six burners.
09:13But how beautiful is this?
09:14You make dinner and you have this view.
09:17Let's see the rest of this beautiful house.
09:19Wow.
09:23It feels like straight out of a magazine.
09:25I don't think these floors are ever going to get old.
09:27I've seen them in, like, 500 houses and I love them every single time.
09:30It's so pretty.
09:31Oh, my gosh.
09:32Wow.
09:33Look at that.
09:34Wow.
09:34It never gets old.
09:42Oh, it's so beautiful.
09:46Look at the water.
09:48And you have your own private beach access.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:53I think that's Ian.
09:55No way.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Oh, my gosh.
09:57Do you see him right there?
09:58Wait, I need to get a picture.
09:59He asked me this morning.
10:00He said, send me the address of the house you're seeing today.
10:02I thought he was going to, like, send me a coffee.
10:03Ian is a corporate private pilot, and he flies private jets.
10:09We go all the time.
10:11It's definitely a perk of having a boyfriend who is a private pilot.
10:14No, I've not done the Mile High Club.
10:19He's asked.
10:19He's begged.
10:21After, show me a ring, and then we'll talk.
10:24Oh, my God, he's so cute.
10:26Oh, my gosh.
10:27Can you see me?
10:28I'm a theater.
10:29That's us.
10:30You're so low.
10:32He's so cute.
10:34I see you.
10:36Love you guys.
10:37How cute.
10:39I want this house.
10:41Buy this house.
10:44Well, I'm excited for dinner.
10:45Me, too.
10:46There will be lots of wine and champagne.
10:49I don't take very much personally in my life, but Polly, so her birthday was a few days ago.
10:55Yeah.
10:55And we were all in the office, and she's like, oh, I have to leave.
10:59Really, I have to get out of here.
11:01I'm going to dinner for my birthday.
11:03And then later, I realized that she was going to dinner, like, right next to my house, like, with all of our common mutual friends.
11:13It's like, why am I not me?
11:14I'm not included in that.
11:15Like, is there something that I'm not understanding that you don't like about me, or you don't like when I'm around?
11:20Because I feel like I go out of my way to be a very good friend to her.
11:24Yeah.
11:24You're the type of person where, like, you include everyone, you know?
11:28Yeah, always.
11:28And you're even having this party, you know, at your house.
11:30Yeah.
11:31I've dropped a lot, you know, to be there for her in really trying times, and I want her to be in my life.
11:37But relationships have a course, right?
11:40So I'm really just worried we're at the stage where we're growing apart.
11:46It's happening more and more with Polly.
11:48You know, I was telling her kind of something that she did with Tyler and how it, you know, affected me.
11:53And she didn't really acknowledge any part in it.
11:57She was just basically like, that's a you issue, and it's so separate.
12:01So I don't know how this is going to go over, but I'm already throwing her this dinner, so I can't just cancel it.
12:07And everything's going to be good.
12:08Yeah.
12:09We'll see.
12:09We shall see.
12:10I don't know.
12:31Hi, welcome to Orange County Urology.
12:39Are you checking in?
12:40Yeah.
12:40What's the last name?
12:41Victoria.
12:42You're with Dr. Spence?
12:43Yeah.
12:44After three kids and some long discussion, Lisa and I have decided that we're done having kids, and I'm going to have to get a vasectomy.
12:53So I've made an appointment to get a vasectomy consultation today.
12:57I've already backed out of two appointments, so I've scheduled my third, and I'm actually going to go through with this.
13:07Oh, man.
13:09Thanks for coming.
13:10Of course.
13:11I've asked Gio to come along with me.
13:12I just, I don't know what to expect, so I'm super nervous.
13:16My moral support.
13:18How you doing?
13:20Do you have any questions about the vasectomy procedure or about the information you have?
13:24Yes.
13:24Yes.
13:24Fear will diminish your manhood?
13:27Yes.
13:28They put that in future sexual enjoyment?
13:31Yes.
13:32Yes.
13:32You know what a good friend I am to be here right now, right?
13:36Do you wish to be permanently sterile?
13:40That's a big one.
13:43You're making me nervous now.
13:45There you go.
13:48Feeling it, dude.
13:49Is he ready to run out that door?
13:51Sprint.
13:52Sprint.
13:54You'll be fine.
13:58It's normal.
13:59I think if you're not feeling it, there's something wrong with you.
14:01I don't think anyone's like, woo-hoo, I'm going to get a vasectomy.
14:04I think some people are, dude.
14:06Maybe Jason and Brad.
14:07They got it together.
14:08They were probably in the same room.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Austin, Dr. Spitz is ready for you.
14:12Just in time.
14:13Oh, no, man.
14:19Well, hey.
14:21I made it to the room, man.
14:22This is a first.
14:23Baby steps.
14:24Baby steps.
14:24Sorry.
14:24We can leave now.
14:25Maybe.
14:25Yeah, we can come back.
14:27Yeah.
14:28Yeah.
14:29Hello.
14:29Hi, Austin.
14:30Welcome to Orange County Urology, or as I like to call it, snipping the OC.
14:34That was really funny.
14:36Let me pull up a stool here.
14:37Hi.
14:38I'm here for moral support.
14:40Oh, okay.
14:40It's not a twofer.
14:41No.
14:42All right.
14:43Same time.
14:44Not yet.
14:44So I understand that you want to find out about getting a vasectomy.
14:48Is that correct?
14:49That is correct.
14:50Yeah.
14:51Okay.
14:51Well, let me explain to you what happens during a vasectomy procedure.
14:55Please.
14:55Okay.
14:57So the testicles are where the sperm are formed.
14:59Wow.
14:59I inject some numbing medication above the testicle on each side, not into the testicle itself,
15:04but above it.
15:04Then I make my opening with the very tip of this instrument.
15:08As you can see, it's very, it's pointy, it's sharp, but it's very small.
15:11And that pokes the skin, and I just gently spread it, and now I have access to the vas deferens,
15:19and it's a very tiny opening.
15:20I can go ahead and use the scalpel to just slice it in half, and then I cut it in half a little
15:30further and take out a piece.
15:31Then I'll use cautery, a hot wire, in the lumen of the vas deferens to sear it shut.
15:39And then I can go through that same opening and do the other side, and when I'm done,
15:43I put a band-aid over the opening.
15:45Wow.
15:45That's a lot to absorb.
15:46Yeah, it's a lot.
15:47You excited?
15:49No, that's, like, intense.
15:50Thanks for showing me your instruments.
15:51That's perfect.
15:52Doctor, one last question.
15:53Is Austin awake through all this process?
15:55Yeah, so we're able to do this with you awake.
15:59Vasectomy is a relatively safe procedure.
16:02Probably the worst case scenario would be a severe infection.
16:05Well, Austin does have some experience with swollen balls already.
16:08Oh, is that right?
16:09Yeah, so I had a contusion on my left testicle.
16:13I got in a motorcycle accident.
16:14Oh.
16:14It was swollen pretty bad.
16:16Scar tissue may make the vasectomy procedure a little more challenging.
16:20And so I'll be examining you.
16:23So I'd like you to stand up and lower your pants underwear down to about mid-thigh.
16:27I'll be heading out.
16:28You're welcome.
16:28Thanks for all the information.
16:35Okay.
16:37All right, very good.
16:49Everything feels normal.
16:50You can go ahead and get dressed.
17:07Yeah, I'm just going to keep it at 17.
17:17Anna, can I call you right back?
17:19Yeah, no problem.
17:20Hey, how are you doing?
17:22I have loved getting to know Luke.
17:25Luke lets me know that he's considering moving to California.
17:29I'm more than happy to help him out.
17:32Fiona's new listing is the perfect home for Luke.
17:36It is small.
17:37He's a single guy.
17:39It's got beautiful views.
17:40It's just under two mil.
17:43Like, what do you want from me?
17:46Do you want me to comb your mustache to?
17:48I don't know.
17:49I'm happy you're here.
17:50Welcome.
17:51This is a lot different inside from what it is inside.
17:54Yeah, you've got to get a feel for the property, you know, the area.
17:57Have you been to, like, Bluebird Canyon before?
18:00I have not.
18:01It's a great area.
18:02You have, you know, the view of the mountain here, and then there is a snippet of an ocean
18:07view from the backyard as well.
18:08So it's called as a snippet?
18:09A snippet.
18:10You know, we can't lead with that, but it's there, so we have to acknowledge it.
18:14So how many square feet are we working with here?
18:16We are at 909 square feet.
18:18And that's just interior space?
18:20Yes.
18:20The lot size is around, like, 4,500.
18:24So it's a bigger lot size, and the backyard's super functional.
18:27It's a really nice outdoor area.
18:29You can put, like, a jacuzzi in or, like, even a grill, and it makes it, like, a great entertainer's home.
18:34Yeah.
18:35It's very functional, and it's just enough space.
18:38You know, I hear that?
18:38Higher ceilings are always great.
18:40I know in New York, too, with real estate and apartments, if we have, like, a ceiling that's
18:44over 10 feet, or, you know, it's great, and it's a selling point for us, you know?
18:49I know, I forgot that you're an agent here.
18:51Yeah.
18:52Are you looking at any brokerages in particular?
18:55I mean, yeah, I'm looking at the Alpenhine Group.
18:57You have?
18:57Yeah.
18:58I know someone.
18:58Yeah, really?
18:59Let's see.
19:00I'll show you around.
19:01Yeah, please do.
19:02So there is only one bathroom, but it's a nice bathroom.
19:05It's a large bathroom.
19:06So one bathroom, if you're hosting.
19:08Little sinks.
19:08Baby, I look good.
19:10And look at this.
19:11Like, you get this beautiful green view from your bed.
19:14It's actually really beautiful.
19:15How many is it closet?
19:16I have a lot of stuff.
19:17It's definitely a man's closet.
19:18What does that mean?
19:19You know, it's a good size for a man.
19:22It's not big enough for me.
19:24You don't think so?
19:24No, I need, like, five of these.
19:26It's great because there's also another closet in the other bedroom.
19:31I don't know what it says.
19:32I'm going to stay the same.
19:33Yeah, I got the right taste, baby.
19:34I love you.
19:35Now, come on.
19:36Hello.
19:36Hi.
19:37Hi.
19:37How are you doing?
19:38How are you guys doing?
19:39You look so beautiful.
19:41Nice to be back.
19:42Sorry I'm late.
19:42I just had a last-minute showing at Sun Castle.
19:46How'd they go?
19:46Good?
19:46Yeah.
19:47Good.
19:47Good.
19:47Good.
19:48Yeah.
19:48Getting lots of activity on it.
19:49It's great.
19:50Yay.
19:50So it's so nice to be back here.
19:51What do you think?
19:52I think it's amazing.
19:53I love it a lot.
19:53Actually, you look good in this house.
19:55I was going to say, I feel like it fits your vibe.
19:57This fan is giving Luke.
19:58It is.
19:59You look good in this.
20:00I love that.
20:00You look good in this house.
20:02That's great.
20:03Yeah.
20:03Any details that I can make?
20:04You can tell that they, you know, designed it.
20:06I just broke the chair.
20:07Was that the chair?
20:09That's it.
20:09This is not my place, guys.
20:11Here, let me see.
20:11Maybe by the time Pauly fixes this chair.
20:13Here, here.
20:14I got it.
20:14Watch out.
20:15Oh, yeah.
20:16We put something tacky on the other side.
20:18Okay.
20:18Are you, like, a fixer type?
20:20Yeah.
20:21I built my house.
20:22My lake house.
20:22I built the whole thing.
20:23You built it, like, with your hands?
20:25Yeah.
20:25Wow.
20:27Okay, well, I'm glad you like this space.
20:29I have to run to another showing, but you guys feel free to stick around and just, you
20:33know, think about yourself in this home.
20:35Yeah, I'll sit next to you.
20:36You guys, enjoy.
20:38Good luck with each other.
20:39It was good to see you guys.
20:40Thanks for your time.
20:40Thanks, Lab.
20:41I promise I won't break anything else.
20:43What's nice, too, is, like, I don't hear sirens.
20:46Maybe an occasional plane, but it's, like, fresh air.
20:48The ocean's right there.
20:49The ocean breeze.
20:49The breeze.
20:50Yeah.
20:51Through your locks.
20:51There is no garage, though, for your motorbike.
20:54Would you say garage?
20:55Garage.
20:56I thought you said carriage for a second.
20:58Garage.
20:58Garage.
20:59Okay, garage.
21:00Garage.
21:00There we go.
21:01So, yeah, this is a lot different from New York, but I'd love it.
21:04Like, honestly, I do think Orange County is, you know, the best of all worlds for you.
21:11You're close to the city.
21:12L.A. is an hour away.
21:13You're close to the mountains, so you can do your snow sports.
21:16Yeah.
21:16You're close to the beach, so you can, you know, do that.
21:19There's plenty of, like, motorcycle stuff.
21:22Yeah.
21:22I think it suits you.
21:23I really do like it, and...
21:25I knew you would.
21:26Yeah, it's phenomenal.
21:27It's like you know me.
21:28Yeah, I feel like I've got a pretty good grasp.
21:30Yeah, you are getting to know me.
21:32I mean, speaking of that, with me moving out here, I'm obviously going to have to find a
21:36home as far as a brokerage.
21:38Right.
21:38As I've established my real estate in the city, I'd love to be able to establish it out here.
21:43It does make me a little bit nervous if you join the O group.
21:46It's kind of like, you know, shitting where you eat isn't really the...
21:51It's the best to do, yeah.
21:52Um, I mean, that wasn't the most elegant way of saying that.
21:54No, but it's a great way of saying that.
21:56But historically, in the office, that's not ended well for anyone.
22:00So, I am thinking about that as well.
22:03I'm kind of like, but at the same time, from a business point of view, like,
22:06you obviously are great at what you do in New York.
22:09Yeah.
22:09So, I think you'd be a great addition to the O group, you know.
22:12Well, I'm glad that you think that.
22:13I mean, that makes me feel good.
22:15Imagine if we're both going for the same listing.
22:17I would let you have it.
22:18Really?
22:18Absolutely.
22:19Yeah.
22:20There's tons of other listings.
22:21I'll find a way.
22:21Oh, that's a good answer.
22:22Yeah.
22:23I'll always give that to you.
22:24Yeah.
22:24I've had a lot of fun with you.
22:26And, I don't know, I was thinking about it.
22:29Granted, I'm even out here on my own because I want to be here for work.
22:32But, I think that, obviously, you're beautiful.
22:35I'm attracted to you and I have fun with you, right?
22:37So, it's just a matter of, like, what does that grow into and if you're open to it.
22:42And, it can grow into anything.
22:44We don't know, right?
22:45So, for me, there's no pressure.
22:47I'm chill.
22:48I just wanted to kind of see where you're at.
22:50Yeah.
22:50I would get to know you more, for sure.
22:54It's great.
22:54I feel like I'm, like, 15.
22:56Really?
22:56You're picking at your nails right now?
22:57You're like, what is happening?
22:58No, it's cute, though.
22:59You said that you liked me.
23:00No, it's cute.
23:01You caught me falling, and I can't stop it now.
23:08If I go all in, would you catch me?
23:15I opened up my eyes and felt so wide awake.
23:19No bills to pay, no work to pay.
23:24I got no bread at home, so I'm gonna eat some cake.
23:27Hey, beautiful girl.
23:31Hey, that's her.
23:32Oh, you smell sick.
23:34Hey?
23:37Hey, hey!
23:40Hey!
23:41How's it going?
23:43You come very, yes.
23:43I do.
23:45How are you?
23:45I hope congrats are in order.
23:46Yeah, buddy.
23:47How you doing, man?
23:48She's watching a little one.
23:50Got a little bit of bubble for us?
23:51Well, yeah.
23:52Thank you very much.
23:53We appreciate it.
23:54Hello.
23:54Hi!
23:55Oh, my God, this is so beautiful.
23:57Hi, you look so nice.
23:59Who's the local talent?
24:00Look, don't touch for Pauly's birthday.
24:03They basically do whatever you want, so go tell them what you want.
24:05Can I have a drink, please?
24:07I'm so thirsty all of a sudden.
24:11Hi!
24:12Hi!
24:14How are you?
24:15Some flowers.
24:18I'm gonna put them in water.
24:19I'll be right back.
24:19Who's this guy?
24:20Chatea.
24:21Damn, man.
24:22Are you French as well?
24:24Yes.
24:24Can they follow us around everywhere?
24:26I don't know.
24:27Birthday, girl!
24:28Go, Pauly!
24:28Go, Pauly!
24:28Go, Pauly!
24:29Hi!
24:31Oh, my God.
24:31Who's the guy?
24:34Put it on.
24:35Go back there.
24:35Have a drink.
24:36Even though I'm hurt by Pauly right now, I want to celebrate her tonight, but also celebrate
24:41Ian and I buying a house and new chapters and on to bigger and better things.
24:46For the gorgeous sunset.
24:47So, what did you do for your birthday?
24:50I worked, closed a deal, rang the bell, and then I had a dinner, a really nice intimate
24:57dinner.
24:58And you didn't even want to, like, tell your friend Alex?
25:00I mean, it was small and I wasn't gonna do it.
25:01You want some breadstick?
25:02Yes, sir.
25:03Here, get some breadstick.
25:05Oh, oh, oh, we're getting served.
25:07Well, ladies and gentlemen, I hope you're hungry tonight.
25:09On the menu, puree, mousseline, filet mignon, salad reduction with grilled salad, broccolini,
25:16and mac and cheese.
25:17Nice.
25:18That's crazy.
25:19Oh, yum, yum.
25:20A little back and refill on the wine.
25:21Always, thank you.
25:22God, that's so attentive.
25:23Should I make a toast with my plastic cup?
25:25Yeah.
25:26Let's do a little raise of the glass, you guys, to the faces that I'm very familiar with.
25:32And the ones that I'm still getting to know, I am always, always so happy to open my home.
25:38I want to celebrate Pauly's birthday and make a toast to you.
25:44And I also want to say congrats to Ian and I, because we're closing escrow on our house.
25:50But I'm so glad you guys are all here to celebrate, and let's dig in.
25:55Oh, my God.
25:56Thank you so much.
25:57Cheers.
25:58Love you all.
25:59This looks phenomenal.
26:00I thought we were having a pizza.
26:01What happened?
26:01This is way better.
26:02Let's look it up.
26:03A little French.
26:05Compliments to the chef.
26:06This is the best thing that's been in my mouth this week.
26:08This is so good.
26:09Oh, wow.
26:10What else has been in your mouth this week?
26:13No offense, Gio, but it's definitely better than what we got in the desert.
26:17I'm sorry.
26:18Not trying to toot my own corn.
26:20I didn't make it.
26:20Toot away.
26:21Toot away a whole.
26:22Also, the company is a lot better tonight.
26:25I mean, from what I can remember, the only drama was...
26:30Me.
26:31No.
26:31Me?
26:32I mean, it revolved around one person.
26:35Ashton, we were in the office the other day, and then you told me, or you told us, did I
26:41tell you this?
26:42Well, what?
26:42I told you.
26:42Well, it's not confirmed information.
26:45It's not confirmed.
26:46I want to know.
26:46But how would you even confirm that?
26:48I want to know.
26:49I want to know.
26:49Someone told me.
26:52It is unconfirmed.
26:53I will ask her.
26:54I'll ask her.
26:54Is that you?
26:55Last thing I want is...
26:56It stresses me out because she is pregnant, and the stress, and the crying, and it doesn't
27:02make me feel good when a pregnant person is upset.
27:05But I heard that she met her husband on, like, Seeking Arrangements, like the Sugar Daddy
27:12app.
27:12Oh, really?
27:13Sugar Daddy.
27:13Really?
27:14I know she met him.
27:14Wow.
27:15We all agree that we all like Jeff?
27:16Well, did you hear what Jeff was saying about Polly?
27:19Her husband was a little bit creepy with me after dinner.
27:21It's a very weird night for me.
27:23You're not ready about it.
27:23You mean flirtatious weird?
27:25What do you mean?
27:25Well, it just...
27:26At first, I thought he was just being nice.
27:29He was saying, like, oh, me and my friends were at a bachelor party at surfing today, and
27:35we saw, you know, you guys surf, la, la, la.
27:37But then he, like, continued.
27:38He said everyone's jaws were on the ground.
27:40He continued.
27:41He was like, you looked so amazing.
27:43And then he was like, yeah, I just am so obsessed with your accent.
27:46This is all Jeff saying this?
27:48But then, no, yeah.
27:49He's like, yeah, and, like, I, you know, saw the skinny dip, and honestly, I've seen it a
27:53lot of times.
27:55You said he watched it multiple times.
27:56Oh!
27:57Yeah, I swear.
27:58Honestly, I love Polly.
28:07She's the best.
28:08That looks great.
28:09I was like, okay.
28:16I kind of feel a little bit weird, like, Ashton, but then she, she kind of, like, nervously
28:20laughed and went, okay, babe, like, stop fangirling.
28:23Like, this is weird.
28:24It's awkward.
28:25This is, like, it was weird.
28:27I just felt bad for her.
28:28Maybe that's the arrangement that she seeks.
28:30Maybe.
28:31I mean, that's a really fucked up rumor, though.
28:33At the end of the day, you want a secret arrangement?
28:35You guys are good friends.
28:36Who?
28:37You and Ashlyn.
28:39Her name is Ashlyn.
28:40Ashlyn?
28:41That's a hard fucking name.
28:42Because she's called her Ashlyn.
28:43No, Ashlyn.
28:44I've called her Astrid, and I'm like, it's Ashlyn.
28:46So where did you meet her?
28:47How long have you known her?
28:48Guys, she's absolutely not my bestie.
28:50She's not my close friend.
28:51I've known her just as long as...
28:52Why is she your best friend?
28:53She's not.
28:54Oh.
28:55I...
28:56What?
28:57Guys, chill.
28:58She's a friend, but she hasn't done anything to me, but I see the patterns.
29:01She's actually like a friend?
29:02No, I mean, as much as you guys are my friends.
29:04I talk to her.
29:05I feel like you guys are a little bit closer than us.
29:06I'm closer than all y'all.
29:07Y'all hate her.
29:08No.
29:09Whoa!
29:10That's a big word.
29:11I don't hate her.
29:12Y'all don't care for her.
29:13That's a lot.
29:14So is it awkward for you sitting here with us?
29:15I didn't know you were friends with her.
29:16I just don't really want to insert myself in it, but...
29:18Your vibe attracts your tribe.
29:21I'd rather sit on a cactus than sit here and talk about Ashlyn for another four hours.
29:25And people are trying to have me have a voice and choose a side.
29:28I'm gonna double down here.
29:29I don't care.
29:30Was that...
29:31I understand that it's personal and I don't want to come off not sensitive, but I don't
29:35care.
29:36Completely.
29:37Like, you know, I get that you don't give a fuck about it, but I'm not gonna sit here
29:38and be like, I don't give a fuck what's going on with you.
29:41You know, like, I get that you have your own life problems.
29:44I think it can be portrayed differently.
29:46And I don't want you to think that you, like, have to have a perspective about Ashlyn.
29:51I'm slowly developing my own perspective on everything.
29:53On your own.
29:54And let her show you who she is.
29:55I see what's going on around me.
29:57I've had my conversations with her.
29:58She has shown me to be a good friend.
30:01So I'm just trying to give the benefit of the doubt.
30:03But, you know, my walls aren't just sitting down here.
30:05I know what's going on.
30:06Yeah.
30:07And not to give, like, our two cents and our three cents.
30:09There was just a lot going on.
30:10And I think that, like, for you to have your relationship with her and just stay neutral,
30:15that says more about your character than anyone else's.
30:18Honestly, I'd rather sit on a cactus a second time than have Ian mansplain something to me.
30:24And we can all, as friends, what?
30:27What?
30:28You're so annoying.
30:29You're literally so fucking annoying.
30:31What do you mean that?
30:33I'm not wrong.
30:34Austin, Ian, why don't we, uh, relocate?
30:37A little boy's time.
30:39Sayonara.
30:40Mom, Simon!
30:41We will eat PP!
30:43Is there any sweet dessert?
30:46There's two types of dessert tonight.
30:48Which one you wanna start with?
30:50Like the sweetest, the sweetest ones?
30:52Yeah.
30:53Oh, no.
30:57I knew it!
31:01Oh, my!
31:02Is this for your birthday?
31:04Oh, wow.
31:05Oh, wow.
31:06I need to get it.
31:07Awesome!
31:08Awesome!
31:09Hell yeah!
31:10Hell yeah!
31:11Go!
31:12Go!
31:13Hey!
31:14I think there's no tips!
31:16I love birthdays!
31:18Birthday!
31:19I don't need much, but shirtless men feeding me steak and booze, I'll take that.
31:27Oh, jeez!
31:28A little dribble.
31:29I'm gonna pour it in your mouth?
31:31Hell yeah!
31:32Put it in your mouth.
31:33Your boyfriend's not here!
31:34Yeah, Fiona, open up wine!
31:35No, no, no, hers, hers, hers!
31:37Oh, my God, it's not, like, a big deal.
31:39Just give it to me.
31:40You guys are all pussies.
31:41Come on.
31:44Pour it!
31:45Yeah!
31:46Oh, God!
31:49Hi, guys.
31:50I found someone outside.
31:51It's a guest of honor.
31:53It's Jessica, the notary for you.
31:55Oh, my God!
31:56No!
31:57No!
31:58Not our normal...
31:59You are fine.
32:00I'm Alex.
32:01Nice to meet you.
32:02Nice to meet you.
32:03Okay, sit here.
32:04Would you like one of your naked men to get you anything?
32:06I'm good.
32:07Are you sure?
32:08I'm positive.
32:10Thumbprint.
32:11Just straight down, straight down.
32:12Right thumb.
32:13I feel like we're getting married.
32:14Oh, I love you so much!
32:19Whoa!
32:20God, I'm so in love here!
32:22I think Alex and Ian are moving way too fast.
32:25Buying a house with someone else is the biggest decision that you can probably make.
32:30I think it's, like, bigger than getting married.
32:32I just don't think Alex or Ian really know what they're getting themselves into.
32:37Yay!
32:38You guys just bought a house!
32:40To Alex and Ian.
32:41Cheers!
32:42To Alex and Ian!
32:43Cheers!
32:44To Alex and Ian!
32:45Cheers!
32:46Cheers!
32:47Congrats!
32:48Hello.
32:49Hello.
32:50How are you?
32:51Wow.
32:52I'm better now.
32:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, get ready, get ready, step in a new dimension, get ready, get ready, cause we're no stop, this is our arrival.
33:11Hello.
33:12Hello, how are you?
33:13Wow, I'm better now.
33:15I'm Alex with the okra.
33:17Alex.
33:23Come see what happens next.
33:25Hello, this is incredible.
33:31Welcome, welcome.
33:32How are you?
33:33Let's get it, let's get it, this world that we created.
33:37Let's get it, let's get it, the moment's going to take it.
33:41They spent years in Europe sourcing fireplaces and the limestone that's on the exterior.
33:46The Europeans do do it better.
33:48Yeah, they do.
33:49Strawberry Lane is one of the most prestigious streets in San Juan Capistrano.
33:56Polly and I both have this mutual client that we're looking for, so we're touring together.
34:00I do believe Polly is oblivious to how I'm feeling, but I need to be a big girl and tell her how I'm feeling and how what she's doing is affecting me, and hopefully she takes it okay.
34:10It is on four acres, the main house is about 9,400 square feet, the guest house is about 5,500, so it's around 15,000 square feet.
34:21I'm so excited.
34:23Have a wonderful tour.
34:24Okay, I want to live here.
34:32That's it.
34:41Look how cute.
34:44Oh my God, it's like a secret door.
34:47Where did you go?
34:49Polly.
34:50Polly.
34:50Polly.
34:50Polly.
34:52Where is she?
35:00Where?
35:00Marco?
35:02Paolo?
35:05Shit, you're not me.
35:08Are you kidding me?
35:10How long have you been in there?
35:12It's not Narnia.
35:13You're crazy.
35:14What is this?
35:15It's the best hiding spot in the world.
35:17Okay, you're a child.
35:18It's like Narnia.
35:20Narnia?
35:21I don't watch, I don't.
35:22You literally sat next to cleaner and vinegar.
35:25Yeah, I know, for a long time.
35:29This is insane.
35:32Beam me up, Scotty.
35:34Hey, hey, hot damn, I'm ready to explode.
35:39Hey, guy, this guy, I'm unstoppable.
35:41And look, a built-in.
35:45Oh my God.
35:48Oh, stop.
35:51Stop.
35:52Oh.
35:53Stop.
35:54No.
35:57I am deceased.
35:58I am deceased.
36:01This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
36:03And we've seen some cool powders.
36:11I think they would notice if we just stayed here.
36:13Cut, go.
36:14Detail of the window.
36:14I'm in the bath.
36:15I'm in the shower.
36:16Snap.
36:17Look at that.
36:18Strawberry Lane is the creme de la creme.
36:21Like, if you say you live on Strawberry Lane, you're the shit.
36:26I'm blown away by this house.
36:28How often am I speechless?
36:31I don't know if I've ever known you to be speechless.
36:33Uh, we'll have a party here.
36:48Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
36:49This is my favorite house.
36:56Ooh, sugar.
36:58Ooh.
36:59This little bridge is...
37:00Not very inviting to stilettos.
37:05Jeez Louise.
37:07Oh, my God, I'm obsessed.
37:08Oh.
37:09This is the one downside of being a real estate agent
37:11in one of the most beautiful places in the world.
37:14Oh, my God, I had so much fun at my birthday.
37:17Thank you so much for doing that.
37:19The waiters.
37:20So cute.
37:21So cute.
37:22That was the best birthday present ever.
37:24Was that it?
37:24The last hurrah?
37:25Well, it's funny, because, you know, like, birthdays,
37:28and I've got people in L.A., I've got people here,
37:30there, and everywhere.
37:31Yeah, you have...
37:32You're always...
37:32I feel like you're always all over the place.
37:34I feel like...
37:34When you guys had dinner at Nick's...
37:36Right now.
37:37...in San Clemente,
37:38and I was like, oh, my God,
37:39you guys are so close to me,
37:41and I'm like, why didn't I get invited?
37:44It's literally in my backyard, in San Clemente.
37:46I know, but it was meant to be in L.A.,
37:48and it wasn't me doing it,
37:49and then when it changed, I was like,
37:51oh, it was just like, you know...
37:53But even if it was meant to be in L.A.,
37:55everybody on the guest list is from Orange County.
37:58Yeah, but that sounds fair,
38:01because I'm like, I am a last-minute Larry,
38:04and by that point, you already said,
38:06oh, let's do something at my house,
38:07and I know that you had, like, your escrow,
38:09and the kids, and, like, whatever.
38:11I always say, always invite,
38:13and let the other person decline.
38:14Yeah.
38:15It's like...
38:15I mean, I did tell you we were around the corner
38:18if you wanted to stop by,
38:19when I knew that was the change of plans.
38:20You gave me a half-assed invitation.
38:22Stop by if you want, like...
38:23I know, but I wasn't doing the...
38:25Are you upset by that?
38:27A little bit, yeah.
38:28Oh, I'm sorry.
38:29I don't have kids.
38:30I don't have a partner.
38:31Like, I do things so last-minute,
38:34and then it's like, oh, this person's there,
38:35this person's there.
38:36It's not, like, a pre-planned thing
38:38and a conscious decision to not include you.
38:41To not include me.
38:42I don't need to plan my life
38:44like Alex needs to plan her life.
38:46She's settling down, and I'm single.
38:50I am still living my life.
38:52I think that if Alex is afraid
38:55that our friendship is not what it was,
38:58I'm not the one who's changed in the friendship.
39:02I didn't do that intentionally.
39:05You know, the last few months, specifically,
39:06you and Ian have been so full-on.
39:09You've got a lot going on with the kids,
39:10with buying the house.
39:12And I've let you focus on that and do that
39:14because I know it's really important,
39:15but nothing's changed for me
39:17in how I feel about our friendship.
39:20Like, I have very few friends
39:21and very few people in my life
39:22that I have time to invest in, right?
39:26And you're one of those people,
39:28so I just feel like
39:29if I didn't actually pick up the phone
39:31to call you or to make plans with you
39:33or to invite you places,
39:34we just probably wouldn't even have.
39:36a relationship.
39:38I just think to myself, like,
39:41are we growing apart?
39:43You know, what's...
39:44I don't know, are we?
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