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00:04Woeful wars, ferocious fights
00:05Stingy castles, daring knights
00:07Horrors that did by description
00:08Cutthroat council, full ejection
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00:11Punish the formation times
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00:23The past is no longer the mystery
00:26Welcome to...
00:27Horrible Histories
00:31Horrible Histories presents
00:34Futrid Pirates and Salty Sea Dogs
00:37Ahoy there!
00:39Tis I, Captain Ratbeard
00:41Aboard my vessel, the Ratty McCrackface
00:44Aha!
00:46A scurvy ratskull like me
00:48Can travel round the whole world by boat
00:50If he knows what he's doing
00:52Sadly, I haven't got a clue
00:54I'm lost already
00:56Help!
00:57Has anyone got a ratnav?
00:59Or a viking?
01:01They had loads of ingenious ways of navigating the oceans
01:05Long before people started using technology to do the job
01:09How are you enjoying your first ocean voyage, Thorsten?
01:18Yeah, better out than in
01:19Especially if you've been eating for months to shop
01:22Are we nearly there yet?
01:26Oh yeah, almost there
01:27How do you know?
01:28Look up?
01:29What is it?
01:30My bad
01:32My bad
01:33Should've said look up
01:34But keep your mouth closed in case a bird does a poop in it
01:37Anyway, these birds
01:38They never stray far from land
01:40So when we see them
01:41We know we're close
01:42Look
01:43There's a lot of them
01:45Excellent!
01:46That tells us that we're very close to land now
01:49But how do you know which direction to go?
01:51There are certain clouds that only appear above land
01:54So we just simply head for them
01:56Ah, like that one up there?
01:58No, that's not the cloud
02:01That's the same group of birds from before
02:03But all bunched together in a big poopy bunch
02:06You don't say
02:09Yeah, you don't often see that
02:11So, I see how the clouds and the birds work, but
02:15We've sailed all the way from Iceland
02:17How do you know which direction to sail when you're a long way from land on the open sea?
02:22It's all uphill
02:23You see, I know that if we travel from Sniffles' Nest in Iceland up to Havalf in Greenland
02:28The North Star will always be the same height above the horizon in both places
02:33So we sail for four days
02:35Keep the North Star in the same place
02:38And, well, you should arrive in about
02:40A hail there
02:43Where'd you learn of this?
02:45Most Vikings learn it from their families
02:48Oh, wait
02:49I didn't want to go to Havalf in Greenland
02:52I wanted to go to Starr in Norway
02:54What? What you kept saying?
02:56Havalf! Havalf!
02:57Havalf!
02:58Havalf!
02:59Havalf!
03:00Havalf!
03:01Havalf!
03:02I think I know what's happened here
03:03Havalf!
03:04It's funny I'm completely clean
03:06And yet you
03:07Were covered in poo
03:08How about the goat?
03:12Check it out!
03:13It crosses oceans
03:15It sells up rivers
03:16It's a brand new Viking love ship
03:19At top speed
03:20It can go over 35 kilometers per hour
03:23That's really fast
03:24It can even sail through terrible storms
03:29This beast is such a beast
03:30It even has a beast head on the front
03:32Beast heads can be anything
03:34A snake
03:35A bull
03:36A dragon
03:37A hamster
03:38Not a hamster
03:39That's not beastly enough for this beast
03:42The long ship is the same shape at the front and the back
03:45So it can go in both directions
03:47All you have to do is turn around and row the other way
03:51In fact, I think the only problem with the long ship is
03:55Oh, it absolutely stinks when it's new
03:58Stinky ship alert!
04:00Ha ha!
04:01Ha ha!
04:02It's covered in fat and sticky toe to make it waterproof
04:05Ah!
04:06I think I'm stuck to the toe
04:09Ah!
04:10Bombs
04:11Why?
04:15It's nearly bedtime here at Yee Bee Bee's
04:18So for all you little mariners
04:20Sailing off to Sleep Island
04:22We've got a special guest today
04:24To tell us a bedtime story
04:26About their real life adventures
04:29Hello boys and girls
04:31I am Christopher Columbus
04:33And in 1492
04:35I sailed the ocean blue
04:37Searching for a new trade route
04:39Between Europe
04:40And China
04:42But what I actually discovered
04:44Was an entire new continent
04:47The Americas
04:49What an adventure!
04:50It was full of exciting, vibrant people
04:53That I could kidnap and force to work for me
04:56Sorry, what?
04:57And there was nothing they could do
04:59Because we were so heavily armed
05:02Okay, how about we just stick to the adventure bit?
05:05Okay
05:06There were lots of swashbuckling battles
05:08As we fought for our lives
05:10There we go!
05:11Exciting charge!
05:13The battles ended when I cut the heads of three local people
05:17Here, let me show you how I did it
05:20Okay, seriously
05:21I think we should stop talking about the nasty stuff that you did to those poor people who were already living there
05:27And focus on the exploring
05:29That's fine
05:30After we finished there weren't many of them left anyway
05:32Now did you know the Americas are filled with gold?
05:37Treasure!
05:38That's more like it
05:40Did you have a treasure map?
05:42I didn't need one
05:43I just said I'd kill any local person over the age of 14 who didn't bring me gold
05:48Much easier
05:49Okay, I think we've had enough of your adventures for one day
05:53Possibly forever
05:54You know, I think the message of my story is when you are faced with an impossible task
06:00What you really need to do is believe in yourself
06:04Wow, that is a great message for our children
06:07For example, I believed it was right to have members of my own crew
06:10Whipped for buying food without my permission
06:13Okay, okay, get out
06:15Get out?
06:17We're going to get complaints about this
06:19Oh, I had someone complain about what I did once
06:22I just cut out their tongue
06:24What are you doing here?
06:25Goodnight boys and girls
06:27Goodnight children
06:29Is he still here?
06:31Which way is the canteen?
06:33No
06:34Oh, hello there
06:36Are you looking to set sail soon?
06:38Well then you've come to the right place
06:40I'm Bessie Miller
06:41Nineteenth-century sea-based saleswoman
06:43I and many people like me used to sell something vital to sailors
06:47But can you tell me what it was?
06:49Was it
06:50A. Sails
06:52B. Ropes
06:53Or
06:54C. Wind
06:56The answer is
06:57C. Wind
06:58Wind
06:59We would sell wind to sailors
07:00And they thought if they didn't buy the wind
07:02Their sailboats wouldn't be able to sail
07:04Ha!
07:05That's right
07:06We claim to have complete control of the wind
07:09Oh!
07:10Sorry, not that kind of wind
07:12Oh!
07:13Ah!
07:14Boats haven't just been used to explore the oceans
07:18They've also been used to fight wars on them
07:21In 1588 King Philip II of Spain unleashed the Spanish Armada
07:26When he sent hundreds of his ships to war with England
07:29And Queen Elizabeth I
07:31His fleet was defeated
07:33But more armadas were soon to come
07:35And they weren't all Spanish
07:37Whoa!
07:38Ah!
07:39It started with the Spanish Armada
07:42That huge amount of ships that we sent against the English
07:45I think we made them mad
07:47It did
07:48It made them so mad
07:50It led to
07:51The lesser known Armada
07:53Try and invade us, will you, Spain?
07:55Right now
07:56It's big time
07:57Sir Francis Drake
07:58Your march
07:59Unleash
08:00The English Armada
08:01You had me unleash the aim
08:02The English Armada
08:03Led by Francis Drake
08:04Aboard his ship, Revenge
08:05180 ships
08:06Tens of thousands of soldiers
08:07We shall destroy the Spanish fleet
08:08At the end
08:09We shall destroy the Spanish fleet
08:10At the end
08:11At the end
08:12At the end
08:13At the end
08:14At the end
08:15At the end
08:16At the end
08:17At the end
08:18At the end
08:19At the end
08:20At the end
08:21At the end
08:22At the end
08:23At the end
08:24At the end
08:25At the end
08:26At the end
08:27At the end
08:28Wait
08:29Instead of their fleet of ships
08:31Let's attack the Spanish city of Coruña
08:35But attacking a well defended city instead of a fleet
08:39Might not go as well
08:40I wonder if they conquered Spain yet
08:42Hmm
08:43Okay
08:44Might take a bit longer than I thought
08:47Longer?
08:48The winds are blowing in the wrong direction
08:50The men are dying of salvation and sickness
08:53What are you complaining about?
08:54We've still got 5,000 men
08:56Yes but we started out with tens of thousands of men
08:59That's not ideal
09:00The English Armada
09:02The one
09:03You've maybe not heard of
09:05And coming soon
09:07You know the English Armada
09:09We sent against the Spanish
09:10Because of the Spanish Armada
09:11They sent against us
09:12Well I think they may be planning revenge
09:14No
09:15Yes
09:16Another Spanish Armada
09:19The Spanish Armada 2
09:22Armada Harder
09:24I'm beginning to think Armadas might be overrated
09:27Yes
09:28Aha!
09:30We pirates are the terror of the high seas
09:35Everyone be afraid of us
09:39Mostly because we can't steer the boat
09:42And we're always bumping into them
09:44But you know
09:45Ships don't just go travelling on the water
09:47They can also go under it
09:49In submarines
09:51But what's it like to actually go in a submarine?
09:55And when I say go
09:56And when I say go
09:57I'm not talking about how you travel in one
09:59No
10:00Blue Man
10:01Blue Man
10:02The living toilet
10:03Who ran from the Middle Ages
10:05With a bucket so that you can
10:06Have a poop in a private place
10:09Sitting on my bucket with a cape to hide your face
10:12And bum
10:14And when you're done
10:15I will try to pending
10:16If you did
10:17And do I want
10:18Blue Man
10:19Blue Man
10:20Blue Man
10:21Blue Man
10:22Blue Man
10:23Blue Man
10:24Blue Man
10:25Blue Man
10:26Blue Man
10:27Greetings friend
10:28Who are you and what are you doing on my U-boat?
10:30Blue Man
10:31Blue Man
10:32The living lavatory
10:33And you look like a man
10:35Who needs the little U-boat's captain's room
10:37Yes, I do
10:38Well then
10:39I would like to apply for the jobbies
10:42We have a toilet
10:44I'm meeting the engineer there now
10:45Engineer?
10:46Yeah
10:47Rushing the boat's toilet is very complex
10:49And only a specially trained person can do it
10:52I'm intrigued
10:53It is ready for you captain. Oh, thank goodness
11:04Tell me mine find do you call them for captain's logs?
11:09So a Lou man a pleasure to meet a fellow professional
11:15Yes
11:17I'd give it food if I were you. Yes, you may flash when ready engineer
11:28My set up a lot simpler than yours if you want me to take you through it
11:31Hard nine Duncan, please do not disturb me. I must find these levers and files in exactly the right order
11:39Otherwise the sea water will flood into the vessel
11:42Okay
11:45Out of interest how many buckets worth of bum blackness is this baby store?
11:50Well, actually this sub does not store its poop instead we fire third beatles into the ocean
11:57compressed air
11:59Love it
12:01What's happened? Has he done a floater?
12:04Oh, no, I've implemented the wrong sequence the toilet is filling up the sea water and the captain's logs
12:10So you do pull them the captain's logs in
12:12Hatton, the toilet switch has leaked into the ship's batteries and the sap is filling with poisonous gas
12:16We must surface an abandoned ship
12:19Abandon ship!
12:20Code brown!
12:21Abandon ship! Abandon ship!
12:23Abandon ship!
12:26Do you use the bucket?
12:30Am I in? Get back a bit, a bit. If this doesn't go viral, it's on you. Alright? Okay, I'm going
12:35What's up boat fans? Want to make a top-of-the-line Assyrian riverboat? You need three things
12:43One
12:44Wood
12:45Wood
12:46Two
12:46Sawn up inflated animal bladders
12:49And there's a secret third ingredient
12:52Whoa! That's right! A donkey
12:54This boat puts the ass in Assyrian
12:57What you need to do is first make a wooden frame
13:01You line it with inflated animal bladders
13:04BAM
13:05Then this boat is going to float you all the way downstream to Babylon, baby
13:13But it's a bit harder getting back because the water is going the wrong way
13:16That's where the donkey comes in
13:18So what you need to do is dismantle the boat
13:21And sell the wood
13:22Cha-ching
13:23Then you need to put the inflated animal bladders on the donkey
13:27And walk home, letting the donkey do the donkey work
13:31That's right, my friends
13:32This boat is genius
13:35Ow! Ow! I hate that donkey
13:42Ever since there have been ships at sea, there have been pirates
13:46Even as far back as ancient Roman times
13:50A young Julius Caesar found that out long before he became a famous Roman general
13:56When pirates captured him while he was studying in Greece
14:02Captain, we have captured a young nobleman
14:05He's a Roman
14:06Perfect
14:07Tremble, Roman
14:09For you have been captured by the Cilician pirates
14:13Yeah, can we hurry this up?
14:15Eh?
14:16I'm Gaius Julius Caesar
14:18I've got a lot on and this is really starting to drag
14:21Tremble
14:22We did that bit
14:23Can we just get to the ransom demand?
14:25Right, if your friends want to see you alive again
14:28Blah, blah, blah, how much?
14:30Serious
14:3220 talents of silver
14:3520?
14:37How dare you?
14:39Tie me up, wrist
14:40I'm staying right here until you get a fee worthy of me
14:44I mean, honestly
14:45Ankles
14:46I'm worth 50 talents at least
14:49Void then
14:5050 talents
14:51Please
14:51Thank you
14:5220
14:53Genuinely hurt by that
14:55Okay, I'll get my men to arrange a payment
14:59Oi, men
15:00I've been captured by
15:02Cil...
15:03Cilician
15:04Cilician pirates
15:05I need you to go around the Aegean coastal cities and raise 50 talents
15:10And if they complain, kindly remind them that if they were patrolling properly
15:14Then we wouldn't be having so much trouble with these lowlights
15:18No offence
15:23Down
15:24Steve, you don't have to
15:26Good point
15:27What are you doing?
15:28So, what have you guys got planned for entertainment?
15:31Entertainment?
15:32Well, sometimes we play ball games or hold athletic tournaments
15:35Would you be quiet?
15:36I don't want to play with them
15:37Sounds fun, I'm in
15:38Oh, and also, I'm going to need a few of your men for an audience
15:41Audience?
15:41Yeah
15:42I'll be writing some poetry whilst I'm here
15:44And it'd be good to get some feedback
15:45Yeah, well
15:46My men don't really like poetry
15:48Oh
15:49Great
15:50I've been kidnapped by a bunch of oiks who don't appreciate the arts
15:54Ugh
15:54Fine, I'll just get some shut-eye, just keep it down
15:57No, I will not keep it down
15:59I've got to keep it low
16:01I'm a pirate
16:02Shush
16:02Oh, and by the way
16:03When I get free
16:04I'm going to hunt you all down and have you crucified
16:07And not in a nice way
16:09Oh, I'd rather that than listen to his poetry
16:12Oh, the bird
16:14I can hear you now
16:15Sorry
16:19Almost home to Spain
16:20I can't wait to
16:25Boarded by pirates when we were almost home to Spain
16:28Pirates in this part of the Mediterranean?
16:31You know what that could mean
16:33They're going to rob and torture us
16:34Ah
16:35You don't think it means we're being boarded by
16:37Sayida al-Hurra!
16:39Yeah!
16:44What the queen
16:45Yes, pirate queen
16:46What are you both so happy about?
16:48We're going to get killed
16:49Quake in fear
16:50For it is I, Queen Sayida
16:55Look, it's going to take ages to write the whole thing
16:57Can we just all agree it says, Sayida?
16:59Die, pirate queen
17:00Shut up, is it?
17:04Seriously
17:05You're fawning over a pirate queen
17:07Sayida isn't just a pirate queen
17:09She's the queen of Morocco
17:11Oh, yeah
17:12The sultan of Morocco put a ring on it
17:14Would you sign my arse?
17:16Assuming you're not planning to drop it off or anything
17:19More into gold than terrorising people
17:22Unless you're Spanish
17:23The reason I do all this
17:25Is to get my revenge on the Spanish
17:27For invading my home in Granada
17:29And exiling me
17:31What name should I put?
17:32Carlos
17:33It's a Spanish name, isn't it?
17:37Oh, um, yes
17:38A bit
17:39It's short for Charles
17:41It's short for Charles
17:43Hmm
17:44Okay
17:45Two Charles from Sayida
17:48There
17:49Oh, thank you
17:50For a moment there
17:51I thought you were about to kill me
17:53Oh
17:54I am going to kill you
17:56But now they can use your arm to identify you
17:58After I've cut your Spanish head off
18:00Well, I don't mind
18:01I've met Queen Sayida
18:03So I can die happy
18:05Do you, uh, know these two?
18:07No, no, no
18:08Where are my manners?
18:09This is Fernando and Manuel
18:11Oh, goody
18:12Most Spaniards
18:13Well, gracias for nothing
18:16Ah, killed by Queen Sayida
18:18Hm, I can't wait to tell everyone back home
18:21Worst voyage ever
18:23John
18:26Yeah
18:28I was just, uh, thinking about our future together
18:32No, here we go again
18:34I think we should take our pirate relationship to the next level
18:39I want to have a matter, LaTage
18:41Pete, now is not a good time to talk about this
18:44Stinky Joe's listening
18:45Don't mind me
18:46Oh
18:47Sorry to interrupt, but, uh
18:49What's a matter, LaTage?
18:52Well, you know, it's when, uh, two pirates formally pair up and share their belongings
18:56Oh
18:56Like getting married
18:57Oh
18:58Oh, it's like I've eaten a load of gunpowder and then stuck a lit match up
19:02There's nothing like getting married
19:03Anyway, I've drafted up this contract for us
19:07I'm gonna read it aloud and if you agree, you can just say, I do
19:12Sounds a bit like wedding vows
19:13Oh, I don't know what I'm gonna do when the bucket's full
19:16Hey, stop
19:17Stop
19:18Do you, John, take me, Pete, to be your lawful buccaneer partner?
19:25Sounds exactly like wedding vows
19:27We can seal a deal by, uh, exchanging some of our treasure as a sign of trust
19:32Oh, yeah, couple of rings, maybe
19:34Shut it, Stinky Joe!
19:36Okay, coincidentally, yes, I was going to suggest the ring that I stole when we plundered the Queen Mary
19:41You know, I thought, right then, that you are the shipmate for me
19:47I promised myself I wouldn't cry
19:50Oh, but that's gonna bring tears to anyone's eyes
19:53Shush, it's not a wedding
19:55It's a matter LaTage
19:57Pete, I'm flattered, I really am, but I just can't commit to
20:00And when I die, as is traditional with all matter LaTages, you get to keep all my stuff
20:05Pete, you're not listening, I can't have a matter LaTage with you
20:09Why not?
20:09Because I'm having a matter LaTage with someone else, alright?
20:16Well, this is awkward
20:20Pete, please say something
20:26Frankly, I think that says it all
20:29Pete!
20:32Hi, guys
20:33She's Aunt Bonnie
20:34I'm Mary Read
20:35And together, we put the
20:36GRRRRRRRR
20:38Girl Boss Pirate
20:39Thanks for joining us
20:41For our step-by-step guide to
20:43HOW TO BE A GIRL BOSS PIRATE
20:45Hey!
20:46Step one
20:47Join a pirate crew
20:49Now, we all find our pirate crews in different ways
20:52I disguised myself as a man
20:54Oh, manly
20:55And joined a ship
20:56Headed for the West Indies
20:58When we got attacked by pirates
20:59I thought
21:00Well, you can't beat them
21:01Join
21:01And I joined the same crew as Mary
21:04We are VPFF's
21:06Best pirate friends forever
21:09Step two
21:10Fighting
21:11Now, you can't be shy of a bit of fisty cuffs if you're a pirate
21:15My daddy
21:16Mary here likes to shoot people for being cowards
21:20Guilty
21:21Now, all of this can get you into a teensy bit of trouble
21:25Step three
21:26Use your natural charm
21:28Charm offensive
21:29Or just offensive
21:31Admittedly, this is the one that we're not so good at
21:34Definitely worth putting in the effort
21:36Because it could save your life
21:38Oh
21:39When our pirate crew was captured by the British Navy and sentenced to death
21:43Anne and I did something called
21:45Bleeding the belly
21:47So we went up to the executioner
21:49And in our best, sweetest, most gladiest voices we said
21:54And action
21:55Please, mister, don't kill me
21:59Just a sweet little lady with a pirate baby in her top two
22:04You wouldn't hurt a lovely little man a baby pirate lady, would you?
22:09And it worked
22:10No execution for us, we were in the clear
22:14Well, almost
22:16Right, lady
22:17The judge wants to see you again
22:19Pleading the belly only gets you up the hook while you're actually pregnant
22:23Well, that's all we've got time for today, girlboss pirate fans
22:27Don't forget to smash a like
22:29And if you see us coming
22:30Run for your lives, we're pirates
22:33For much of history, only men were encouraged to be sailors
22:38But that didn't mean women couldn't find their way onto ships too
22:41And not just as pirates
22:43Even though you had to be a man to join the Royal Navy in the 18th century
22:47One clever young woman
22:48Found a way to break the rules and get herself on board
22:53Well, men
22:54After many long years in the Royal Navy, we're finally back in England
22:58I'm proud to call you my brothers
23:02Peter
23:03Right back at you
23:04Man
23:05Ah
23:06Michael
23:07Brother in arms
23:08And old James
23:10Hey, brothers
23:12Men we all are
23:13Ha ha
23:14Oh, do you know what?
23:15I'm going to have to come clean
23:16Speak your mind
23:17I'm a man
23:18Yeah, see, I'm not a man
23:20I'm a woman
23:21My name is Hannah Snell
23:22And I only pretended to be a man so I could join the Royal Navy
23:25Oh
23:26Oh
23:27But James
23:28Hannah
23:29Did this happen when you came on land?
23:31Is this like a mermaid then?
23:32Where you become a man when you go out to sea?
23:34No, I've always been a woman
23:36Look, I only signed up to the Royal Navy so I could find my husband
23:39He was a Dutch sailor and he abandoned me after we got married
23:42And did you find him James?
23:43Hannah
23:44Er...
23:45Yes
23:46He'd been executed
23:47Oh
23:48Yes, that's less cute
23:50Why'd you bring that up?
23:51My bad
23:52I'll be honest with you, James
23:54Hannah?
23:55This is a lot to take in
23:57Seriously?
23:58None of you were suspicious about anything?
24:00No
24:01Well, we've been sailing around together for years
24:03This has come completely out of the blue for me
24:05Michael, you used to call me Miss Molly
24:07Yeah, on account of your smooth lady-like cheeks
24:09And the fact you never had to shave your beard
24:11What, and that didn't ring any bells?
24:13Well, we just thought you were Norwegian
24:16Okay, what about that time I got shot?
24:18Instead of using the regiment's surgeon I insisted on dealing with it myself
24:21Well, I just thought that was very man-new
24:23Coolest thing I've ever seen
24:24No, it was because some of the wounds were near me lady bits
24:26And I didn't want to get found out
24:27Whoa
24:28TMI
24:29Well, James
24:30Hannah
24:31Whatever your name is
24:32We do so hope that you will join us on our next voyage
24:36Aye
24:37That's very kind of you
24:38But there's absolutely no way the Royal Navy will let me stay on now
24:41Probably just head home
24:43Write a book
24:44Maybe run a pub
24:45Maybe run a pub
24:46Pubs?
24:47There are no place for ladies
24:48We're in one right now
24:49Also, I can handle myself
24:51Remember, I was literally with you in the middle of the fighting in India
24:55I got wounded in my legs eleven times
24:57Good times
24:58Yes
24:59Well, Miss Molly
25:00Miss Molly
25:01It's been an absolute honour to serve with you
25:03Yeah
25:04To Jay
25:05To Jimmy
25:06To Jay
25:07Oh, Miss Hannah
25:08Now, who's Molly?
25:09Because if I'm honest with you, I have not been following this at all
25:13Well, shipmates, our voyage is over
25:17And we're coming back safely into port
25:20Nothing can go wrong
25:22No
25:23Ah!
25:24My boat sprung a leak
25:26I'm sinking
25:27And I'm so close to home
25:29Still, it's not the first time a ship went down close to home
25:33Henry I's white ship went down with his sun and air on board as it was leaving port
25:39Henry VIII's Mary Rose sank just outside Southampton
25:43And Swedish King Gustavus Adolfus' super ship, the Vassa, sailed less than a mile before it sank
25:50Ah!
25:51That can't swim, right?
25:52I guess I'm about to find out
25:54Ah!
25:55Oh.
25:56My.
25:57Goodness
25:58Look at that boat
25:59At St Koe
26:00Well, isn't that boat the white ship?
26:02King Henry's son Willa Medellin is on board that boat
26:05Oh, yeah
26:06We sail big boats but they make us cry
26:09The survivor of the wreck told I
26:11The white ship went down with the air to the crown
26:13The ship hit a rock and a leak got sprung
26:16Cause they took a chance when they sailed home from France
26:19They set off in the dark
26:21They thought it was a lark
26:23The crew were drunk, my air got sunk, didn't make it to shore
26:25Now there's gonna be war
26:26Hey nobles
26:27Yeah!
26:28Nobles!
26:29Yeah!
26:30Who'll be king now when I die?
26:31I use big boats when I'm fighting France
26:35But with one took too much of a chance
26:37The merry rose got binned when she turned in the wind
26:39The water poured in and she got sucked
26:42The gun ports weren't closed
26:43Sailors got hoes
26:45Lucky like a no-leaf clover
26:46When the ship tilted over
26:48She went down, four hundred drowned
26:50But the French armada, they achieved nada
26:52Cause we've got other boats
26:54Yeah!
26:55Boats!
26:56Yeah!
26:57Big boats!
26:58Yeah!
26:59Yo, yo!
27:00MC King Gustafus at the office on the decks!
27:02Well, on the deck
27:04I built big boats to put Sweden on the map
27:07The first launch and the crab began to clap
27:09The water was a butte, costed on a loot
27:11One gust of wind and she got sunk
27:14Errors when it was built
27:16Made the ship move a tilt
27:17Its hatches split asunder
27:18And the water dragged her under
27:20Would have helped us rule the seas
27:22But were sunk by a gentle breeze
27:24As the world stood and watched
27:26They saw our plans botched
27:28Hey you!
27:29Yeah!
27:30Did you see the boat go down?
27:31Yeah!
27:32Fancy pretending it didn't happen?
27:33No.
27:34No.
27:35Worth a try
27:36We had big boats but they made us cry
27:39High hopes but things went awry
27:41The memory makes us wince
27:43Cause our ships took a rinse
27:45With electrons ever since
27:47Cause these ships got sunk
27:50I am Luman
27:52The living lavatory
27:53Or as you might say in Germany
27:54The cake
27:55Ha ha ha ha
27:57I've turned into a muppet
27:59I've turned into a muppet
28:01Ooo dee hoo dee
28:02The mask is no longer a mystery
28:04Hope you enjoyed
28:06Horrible Histories
28:09What do you think
28:10Did you believe
28:11You're the villain
28:12Can't wait
28:13Yes
28:14Do you think
28:15If you wish
28:16You're doing
28:17We'll help you
28:18Be full
28:20You'll see
28:21This
28:22Is
28:23What a lie
28:24Help
28:25The
28:27We'll...
28:28That's
28:29What a lie
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