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00:00Well, I think that covers it.
00:06Oops.
00:12Our fingers are touching.
00:15Yes, they are.
00:17I was just going to give it back to you.
00:20No, you take it.
00:21I have plenty.
00:23I love sharing with you.
00:25Well, I love sharing with you, too.
00:27And I like you guys sharing, too.
00:29Because sharing is caring.
00:31And you two care so much.
00:35She's right.
00:36She sure is.
00:37So you take it.
00:39No, you take it.
00:40No, you take it.
00:42Okay, I'll take it.
00:44And I will put it in our office so you two can share it again.
00:49Well, then.
00:50Okay, everybody be careful going home.
00:52Okay.
00:53Talk to you later.
00:54Okay.
00:56Okay.
00:57Okay, bye.
00:59They're cute, right?
01:07But if anybody is uncomfortable, we could definitely address that.
01:10Anybody, meaning you.
01:13Me?
01:13Yeah.
01:14No.
01:15Yeah.
01:17Steve, maybe.
01:18What could possibly make me uncomfortable about...
01:22Oops, I dropped my pen.
01:23Oh, no.
01:25We're touching it at the same time.
01:28You take it.
01:29No, you take it.
01:30No, you take it.
01:31No, you take it.
01:32No, you take it.
01:32No, you take it.
01:32No, I take it.
01:33It's getting dirty.
01:35Oh, my God.
01:36I don't know who was playing who, but that was hysterical.
01:40I was Emmett.
01:41I don't know who was playing who was playing who was playing who was playing who was playing.
01:42I don't know who was playing who was playing who was playing who was playing who was playing.
01:43So, everybody's happy.
01:45Things couldn't be going more perfect.
01:47Oh, what's the matter, Isabella?
01:49Yeah, are you sorry that you got the two of them together?
01:52No.
01:53I love love.
01:54I love it at work.
01:56I love it at home.
01:58Am I still coming over to check on you two?
02:01Every night for the last two weeks!
02:03Which is great.
02:06You know, they talk a lot.
02:08Okay, first, I would love it if you could record some of their talk for me.
02:12I'm having trouble sleeping.
02:14And second, I have zero sympathy for you, okay?
02:19I told you that we shouldn't encourage them.
02:22Gabby, I know you're worried that if they break up, it'll be bad for you.
02:25No, bad for all of us.
02:28This place was special.
02:30Is special.
02:30Yeah, it's special for me, too.
02:33You've seen how happy Bobby is.
02:36And as annoying as it may be sometimes.
02:40Don't you think she deserves a shot at that for the rest of her life?
02:46Okay, I'm headed home.
02:47Night-night.
02:48Bye.
02:51Hey, Emmett.
02:52You know, I've heard that there's been some more burglary somewhere in the city.
02:58I'm not sure I feel safe.
03:01Well, maybe I better come by and check on you girls.
03:05Okay.
03:06Okay.
03:07See you there.
03:08Sometimes it feels like a big old fight
03:14To get through the day and sleep on through the night
03:18But here you'll find a place
03:21That'll surely lift your spirits
03:24You belong in Hat Beach Place
03:29I'm showing this date my lemon tree, only they're still green.
03:34And she says,
03:35Are lives just baby lemons?
03:41Bet you ended things with her pretty quickly.
03:43Oh, not really.
03:46She was pretty cute.
03:49Funny how men get smart and cute mixed up.
03:52Careful, because
03:54I think you're the smartest woman I've ever met.
03:57Oh.
04:01Well.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Yeah, so smart I don't even know what to say now.
04:09Oh, look at the time, will ya?
04:19I gotta get going.
04:20Really?
04:20I was having fun.
04:21Well, me too, but
04:22I'm only supposed to be here to make sure you're safe.
04:25Maybe the burglars are just waiting till you leave.
04:28They're not.
04:31It's fine.
04:32We're safe.
04:36I should go.
04:37Well, I appreciate you coming by.
04:39My pleasure.
04:41Good night, Emmett.
04:42Good night, Isabella.
04:45Night, Bobby.
04:46Night, night.
04:47Good night.
04:47Well, you two certainly
05:02chatted the night away
05:04yet again.
05:06It was so much fun.
05:09Who knew we'd love
05:10just sitting and talking with each other?
05:12Not me.
05:14I thought you'd want
05:15more eventually, but
05:17nope.
05:19You sound upset.
05:21Not upset.
05:22I'm worried.
05:23But you were the one that told me
05:25to let him come over here
05:26in the first place.
05:27I know.
05:28I just didn't know
05:28that was his only move.
05:32Look, I just
05:32don't want the two of you guys
05:34to get stuck.
05:36We're not gonna get stuck.
05:37Why would you think that?
05:39When's the last time
05:40you bought a new bra?
05:42Touche.
05:44Look, I know you guys
05:46are having a great time
05:47right now,
05:47but there's still
05:49so much left
05:49for the two of you.
05:50Like what?
05:51Like stuff I don't
05:52want to talk about
05:53but will make you
05:54grin when you do.
05:57Yes, it does.
05:59Okay, what should I do?
06:01Well, wear something
06:02that makes you feel pretty
06:03and, you know,
06:04just drop some hints
06:05that you want
06:06to go out with him.
06:07What if he doesn't
06:08ask me out?
06:09Then you ask him.
06:11Oh, boy.
06:13Oh, I'm starting
06:14to get in the nervous
06:14sweat right now
06:15just thinking about it.
06:16Okay, okay.
06:17Relax.
06:18And just promise me
06:20you'll consider it.
06:21Okay, I will.
06:24Oh, my gosh.
06:24I've never had a sister
06:25to talk to
06:26about boys before.
06:27Do I really need
06:30a new bra?
06:39Hey, do you know
06:41if Emmett
06:42is in there with her?
06:44Maybe.
06:45I haven't seen him
06:45in a while.
06:47I get it.
06:51Please don't be like
06:52my parents on
06:53Thanksgiving 1992.
06:54Please don't be like
06:55my parents on
06:56Thanksgiving 1992.
06:57Come in.
07:01Are you decent?
07:04Of course I am.
07:05Why wouldn't I be?
07:12What are you doing?
07:13Something I should have
07:14done on Thanksgiving 1992.
07:18Get in here.
07:19Here you go.
07:23For your information,
07:24Emmett and I
07:25are not, you know,
07:27physical with each other
07:30yet.
07:31For reals?
07:33Wow.
07:34I mean,
07:35Isabella said
07:36that you guys
07:36were still just talking,
07:38but come on.
07:40How long do you want
07:41to listen to a man
07:42yakety-yak
07:42before you get him
07:43in the sackety-sack?
07:44Am I right?
07:45You never wanted Emmett and me
07:54to get together, did you?
07:56I never said that.
07:58Yeah, you did.
07:59Okay, but not to you.
08:01My point is,
08:03Isabella thinks we should
08:04start dating.
08:05Okay, and I don't want you
08:07to date,
08:08so you want me
08:10to give you the counter-argument.
08:11I want you to be
08:13completely honest,
08:15knowing that Emmett
08:16makes me very, very happy
08:18and I don't want
08:18to screw it up.
08:21He really does make you
08:22happy, doesn't he?
08:26What do you know
08:26about sharks?
08:30They dance better
08:31than the Jets.
08:33Nobody dances better
08:34than the Jets.
08:35No, I meant actual sharks.
08:41Oh.
08:41Okay, because you see,
08:42Bobby, they have to keep
08:44moving in order to breathe.
08:45If they stop, they die.
08:48Not all sharks.
08:49Nurse sharks don't have to.
08:51Really?
08:51Mm-hmm.
08:51Okay, you knew that,
08:52but you still said
08:53they dance better
08:53than the Jets.
08:54I mean, okay, whatever.
08:57The point is,
08:59your relationship
09:00is like every other shark,
09:02except for nurse sharks.
09:04If it doesn't move forward,
09:08it will die.
09:11You want me to ask
09:12Emmett out on a date?
09:14No, I want you
09:14to ask Steve out.
09:15I see a real future there.
09:18Yes.
09:20The men are the ones
09:21that are supposed
09:21to ask the women out,
09:22not the other way around.
09:24Okay, Bobby,
09:24that hasn't been true
09:25for 30 years.
09:27I haven't dated
09:28in 30 years.
09:29Oh, nice.
09:30Oh, man.
09:31I'm surprised
09:32he didn't jump Emmett's bones
09:33the minute he said,
09:34hello.
09:34Listen, Bobby.
09:38Okay, I'm gonna ask
09:39you something
09:40that you asked me
09:42when I was too scared
09:43to ask a man out.
09:45Are you sure
09:45he's not married?
09:49Yes, I'm sure.
09:50Okay, then,
09:51put on your big girl panties
09:53and get your butt in there.
09:56Okay, I'm gonna do it.
09:57I'm gonna go
09:57ask Emmett out
09:58on a date.
09:59Yeah, you are.
10:01Not in that outfit,
10:02though, right?
10:02You look really happy.
10:09That's usually bad news
10:10for someone else.
10:12Don't be silly.
10:14Isabella?
10:15Oh, good.
10:15It's for Isabella.
10:17It is not bad news
10:18for anyone.
10:20In fact,
10:20I think I did
10:22a profoundly good thing.
10:24Maybe the best thing
10:26I have ever done
10:27in my entire life.
10:30What did you do?
10:32I told Bobby
10:34to ask Emmett out.
10:37Oh, my gosh!
10:38Wait, why?
10:39What changed your mind?
10:41Well, I finally saw
10:42what you meant
10:43about Bobby being happy.
10:45Thank you for encouraging
10:46all of us to believe.
10:48You'd be a great cult leader.
10:56And thank you
10:56for changing your mind.
10:58Oh, so sweet.
10:59I give you guys a day.
11:05Wish me luck.
11:06Good luck!
11:06I'm so happy for you.
11:08We both are.
11:10She really gonna ask
11:11him in that outfit.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:18Takara!
11:19Come here.
11:22Oh, hey, Bobby.
11:23You look nice.
11:27I need help.
11:28I got two London broils
11:29in the oven
11:30and not enough hands.
11:32I'm on it.
11:33Would you like me
11:33to cut and baste in two?
11:35You
11:35are the man.
11:38Yoo-hoo!
11:38How's everything
11:41going in here?
11:42Well,
11:43up to our eyeballs
11:44and busy,
11:44but never too busy
11:45for you.
11:46Oh, no, no.
11:47You do your thing.
11:51Hey, wouldn't it be nice
11:52if all the customers
11:53just went away
11:54and gave us a break?
11:56Not really.
11:57That's how we make
11:57our money.
11:59Just making a joke, Dakota.
12:01Trying to lighten the mood.
12:04Is there, uh,
12:05something I can help you
12:06with, Bobby?
12:07No, I'm good.
12:08Goody, goody,
12:09knock on woody.
12:11I just came in here
12:12to visit to see
12:13if, uh, you were bored.
12:15I'm not.
12:16Yeah, I know.
12:17Up to your elbows.
12:20Hey, Dakota,
12:21if, uh,
12:21you have customers waiting,
12:22I can take over
12:23and hear.
12:24Have you ever
12:25cross-cut a London broil?
12:27Cheerio, governor!
12:31That answer your question?
12:33You're acting weird.
12:35Oh, I'm fine.
12:36I can handle the rest
12:38of this, Dakota.
12:38Thanks for helping.
12:40All right, Emmett.
12:41Now, I'm just gonna
12:43check your time.
12:43I'm fine.
12:48Well, you wanna spit it out
12:49or are you gonna do
12:50some more community theater
12:51first?
12:52Nope, I'm gonna spit it
12:54right out.
12:55Gonna spit it out!
12:56Will it be soon?
13:02Well, now, Bobby,
13:03get your big girl
13:03panties on.
13:05Bobby.
13:05Okay, you wanna
13:06go out on a date with me?
13:08A date?
13:10That's what I said,
13:10wasn't it?
13:11It's kinda hard to tell
13:12with this blood
13:12pounding in my head.
13:15That's what all
13:16this has been about?
13:16You want me to go
13:17out with you?
13:18Yes.
13:19It is.
13:20Exactly.
13:21I see.
13:22Well.
13:26No thanks.
13:39Hey, hey, huh?
13:40How'd it go?
13:45Oh, my gosh!
13:47This is what I was
13:48afraid of!
13:49Why can't I learn
13:50not to join cults?
13:53Calm down.
13:54We don't even know
13:55what happened in there.
13:57It's obvious.
13:58Bobby went in there
13:59and made herself vulnerable
14:00by asking him out
14:01and he squashed her feelings
14:02like they were an armadillo
14:03on a Texas highway.
14:07It's a real problem
14:08in Texas.
14:10Why do you assume
14:11Emmett was the one
14:12being insensitive?
14:16Um, he's a man.
14:18I really don't like
14:21the two of you
14:21being on the same team.
14:24Tough luck
14:24because we're Team Bobby.
14:26You mess with one of us,
14:27you gotta deal
14:27with the rest of us.
14:28Mm-hmm.
14:32You act like Bobby
14:33doesn't have a dark side, too.
14:35But I know for a fact
14:36she laughs at videos
14:37where kids accidentally
14:38hit their dads
14:39in the baby maker.
14:42Yeah, one of those videos
14:44was me.
14:48Plus, she's been
14:49acting strange lately.
14:52Wow!
14:53Okay, so now
14:55you're gonna pull out
14:56the hysterical woman stereotype?
14:58You know, I thought
14:59better of the both of you.
15:01Mm, heard that.
15:02Yeah.
15:02And did you forget
15:04that it was Bobby
15:05who came out of the kitchen
15:06looking all sad and upset?
15:08So?
15:08Emmett could be just as upset.
15:10He could be in there right now,
15:11you know, crying and...
15:12well, maybe not crying,
15:14but feeling crushed
15:16in a stoic, non-emotional way.
15:20There is one way
15:22we could find out.
15:23You could ask him.
15:25Because if he is hurting,
15:27he'll need a friend.
15:29Just like a wounded,
15:31cornered animal
15:32needs a friend.
15:35You're right.
15:36I could walk into
15:37that tiny space
15:38full of knives
15:39and ask him.
15:40Mm-hmm.
15:42And if you get it on video,
15:44it might make Bobby laugh.
15:48Go.
15:49Do it.
16:03What?
16:04First off,
16:05I just have to say,
16:07everyone's been saying
16:07how great you look lately.
16:10What's your secret?
16:11I've never seen you
16:12drink water, moisturize.
16:14You got something to say.
16:15Say it.
16:16I'm busy.
16:17No.
16:17I don't have anything to say.
16:19I just, uh...
16:19Actually, I do have
16:20something to say.
16:27What happened in here
16:27with Bobby?
16:28Bobby.
16:31Well?
16:35Emmett, I'm your friend.
16:36I'm on your side.
16:41Did Bobby ask you out
16:42on a date?
16:47Yeah.
16:50And did you say no?
16:51Yeah.
16:57Why?
17:01You can't trust me?
17:05I made a promise to Happy.
17:06Happy.
17:06Happy.
17:06Happy.
17:08Happy.
17:10Happy.
17:12Happy.
17:14Happy.
17:16Happy.
17:18Happy.
17:19Happy.
17:20Happy.
17:20Happy.
17:21Happy.
17:21Happy.
17:23Well, did she wind up
17:24asking him out?
17:25Did he turn her down?
17:26How were the London broils?
17:27Did they turn out okay?
17:30What?
17:30I can also care about the meat.
17:33Yes, she did ask him out.
17:35Yes, he did turn her down.
17:36And yes, the meat looks delicious.
17:38But that's all I can say.
17:40Oh.
17:41Can you write down the reason?
17:43That's all I can reveal.
17:46Nor should you reveal anything.
17:49It's not like we'd want to know anyway.
17:50We've got a bunch of really cool stories of our own, so.
17:53You don't have to study psychology to recognize really bad reverse psychology.
17:58Come on, Steve.
17:59Tell us.
18:00Yeah.
18:01How are we going to help if we don't know what the problem is?
18:03Well, he really likes her, so it must be something horrible, right?
18:06I bet he's wanted for murder.
18:09He has always had a kind of serial killer vibe.
18:12Oh, my God, no.
18:15You know her answers are only going to get more out there.
18:18He killed his whole family.
18:20Okay, stop it.
18:22Even if you guessed correctly, I would never confirm you were right.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:26He threatened you.
18:28Like, 20 times if you think he's listening.
18:29Okay, I'm only going to say this once.
18:35Their lives are not for our entertainment.
18:38You don't have any right to know what's going on.
18:42But I do.
18:42Oh, hey, Bobby.
19:00Listen, if it's still okay, I'd like to come by and check on you guys tonight.
19:05No.
19:06No tonight or no ever?
19:09Did you turn me down because you made a promise to Daddy?
19:12I'm not really comfortable talking about that right now.
19:17Good.
19:18Then just stand there and look pretty while I talk.
19:23I can't break a promise.
19:25And because you won't, makes you a truly wonderful man.
19:30Well, thank you.
19:31It also makes you one of the biggest morons that ever walked the face of the earth.
19:36Well, hang on.
19:38I made a promise, too.
19:39That I wouldn't let Travis's memory keep me from finding happiness.
19:44Those promises don't mean the same thing.
19:47That's true.
19:48They're not.
19:48Because I'm still here and Daddy isn't.
19:52So what are you saying?
19:54Swim or die!
19:55You got a problem with that, Daddy?
20:07I didn't think so.
20:11So pretty.
20:12Hey, good night, everyone.
20:21Good night.
20:22Good night.
20:25Hey.
20:26Hey.
20:28Bobby seemed happy earlier.
20:30Did she?
20:31Yeah.
20:33You don't seem as happy.
20:36If it's because I told about your promise not to date Bobby, I'm sorry, Emmett.
20:39But it's okay.
20:42Are you sure?
20:43Yeah.
20:45Because that's not the promise I made happy.
20:47Oh, it wasn't?
20:49No.
20:50Then what was it?
20:53I promised him I wouldn't tell anybody about Isabella.
20:57I've known about her for years.
21:00Oh.
21:01Yeah.
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