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00:00Well, I think that covers it.
00:08Whoops.
00:14Our fingers are touching.
00:17Yes, they are.
00:19I was just going to give it back to you.
00:22No, you take it.
00:23I have plenty.
00:25I love sharing with you.
00:27Well, I love sharing with you, too.
00:28And I like you guys sharing, too.
00:31Because sharing is caring.
00:33And you two care so much.
00:37She's right.
00:38She sure is.
00:39So you take it.
00:41No.
00:42No, you take it.
00:44Okay, I'll take it.
00:46And I will put it in our office so you two can share it again.
00:51Yeah.
00:51Okay, everybody be careful going home.
00:54Okay.
00:55Talk to you later.
00:56Okay.
00:58Okay.
00:59Okay, bye.
01:06They're cute, right?
01:09But if anybody is uncomfortable, we could definitely address that.
01:12Anybody, meaning you.
01:15Me?
01:15Yeah.
01:16No.
01:17Yeah.
01:19Steve, maybe.
01:20What could possibly make me uncomfortable about...
01:24Oops, I dropped my pen.
01:25I don't know.
01:27We're touching it at the same time.
01:30You take it.
01:31No, you take it.
01:32No, you take it.
01:33No, you take it.
01:34No, you take it.
01:34No, you take it.
01:34No, you take it.
01:34No, I take it.
01:35It's getting dirty.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:38I don't know who was playing who, but that was hysterical.
01:42I was Emmett.
01:43No, you take it.
01:44I don't know who was playing.
01:45So everybody's happy.
01:47Things couldn't be going more perfect.
01:49Oh, what's the matter, Isabella?
01:51Yeah, you sorry that you got the two of them together?
01:54No.
01:55I love love.
01:56I love it at work.
01:58I love it at home.
02:00Emma's still coming over to check on you two?
02:03Every night for the last two weeks!
02:06Which is great.
02:08You know, they talk a lot.
02:10Okay, first, I would love it if you could record some of their talk for me.
02:14I'm having trouble sleeping.
02:16And second, I have zero sympathy for you, okay?
02:20I told you that we shouldn't encourage them.
02:24Gabby, I know you're worried that if they break up, it'll be bad for you.
02:27No, bad for all of us.
02:30This place was special.
02:32Is special.
02:33Yeah, it's special for me, too.
02:35You've seen how happy Bobby is.
02:38And as annoying as it may be sometimes.
02:42Don't you think she deserves a shot at that for the rest of her life?
02:47Okay, I'm headed home.
02:49Night-night.
02:50Bye!
02:50Hey, Emmett.
02:54You know, I've heard that there's been some more burglary somewhere in the city.
03:00I'm not sure I feel safe.
03:03Well, maybe I better come by and check on you girls.
03:07Okay.
03:09Okay!
03:10See you there!
03:10Sometimes it feels like a big old fight to get through the day and sleep on through the night.
03:20But here you'll find a place that'll surely lift your spirits.
03:24You belong in Hat Beach Place.
03:29I'm showing this date my lemon tree, only they're still green.
03:35And she says, are lives just baby lemons?
03:39Bet you ended things with her pretty quickly.
03:45Oh, not really.
03:47She was pretty cute.
03:50Funny how men get smart and cute mixed up.
03:53Be careful, cause I think you're the smartest woman I've ever met.
03:59Oh!
03:59Oh!
04:00Well...
04:02Yeah.
04:03Yeah, so smart I don't even know what to say now.
04:07Yeah.
04:08Oh.
04:09Oh.
04:10Oh.
04:11Oh.
04:12Oh.
04:13Oh, look at the time, will ya?
04:16I gotta get going.
04:17Really?
04:18I was having fun.
04:19Well, me too, but I'm only supposed to be here to make sure you're safe.
04:22Maybe the burglars are just waiting till you leave.
04:25They're not.
04:26It's fine.
04:27We're safe.
04:28Oh.
04:29Oh.
04:30Oh.
04:31Oh.
04:32Oh.
04:33Oh.
04:34Oh.
04:35Oh.
04:36Oh.
04:37Oh.
04:38I should go.
04:39Well, I appreciate you coming by.
04:41My pleasure.
04:42Good night, Emmett.
04:44Good night, Isabella.
04:46Good night, Bobby.
04:48Night, night.
04:49Hmm.
04:55Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
05:02Well, you two certainly chatted the night away.
05:06Heh.
05:07Yet again.
05:08It was so much fun.
05:09Who knew we'd love just sitting and talking with each other?
05:14Not me.
05:15I thought you'd want more eventually, but nope.
05:19You sound upset.
05:20You sound upset.
05:21Not upset.
05:22I'm worried.
05:23But you were the one that told me to let him come over here in the first place.
05:28I know.
05:29I just didn't know that was his only move.
05:32Look, I just don't want the two of you guys to get stuck.
05:36We're not gonna get stuck.
05:37Why would you think that?
05:39When's the last time you bought a new bra?
05:43TouchΓ©.
05:44Look, I know you guys are having a great time right now, but there's still so much left for
05:51the two of you.
05:52Like what?
05:53Like stuff I don't want to talk about, but will make you grin when you do.
05:58Yes, it does.
06:00Okay, what should I do?
06:02Well, wear something that makes you feel pretty and, you know, just drop some hints that
06:07you want to go out with him.
06:08What if he doesn't ask me out?
06:11Then you ask him.
06:12Oh, boy.
06:13Oh, I'm starting to get in the nervous sweat right now.
06:17Just thinking about it.
06:18Okay, okay.
06:19Relax.
06:20And just promise me you'll consider it.
06:23Okay, I will.
06:25Oh, my gosh.
06:26I've never had a sister to talk to about boys before.
06:31Do I really need a new bra?
06:38Hey, do you know if Emmett is in there with her?
06:48Maybe.
06:49I haven't seen him in a while.
06:51Again.
06:56Please don't be like my parents on Thanksgiving 1992.
06:58Please don't be like my parents on Thanksgiving 1992.
07:04Come in.
07:05Are you decent?
07:08Of course I am.
07:09Why wouldn't I be?
07:16What are you doing?
07:17Something I should have done on Thanksgiving 1992.
07:22Get in here.
07:23Here you go.
07:27For your information, Emmett and I are not, you know, physical with each other yet.
07:34For reals?
07:37Wow.
07:38I mean, Isabella said that you guys were still just talking, but come on.
07:44How long do you want to listen to a man yakety-yak before you get him in the sackety-sack? Am I right?
07:49You never wanted Emmett and me to get together, did you?
07:59I never said that.
08:02Yeah, you did.
08:03Okay, but not to you.
08:04My point is, Isabella thinks we should start dating.
08:09Okay, and I don't want you to date, so you want me to give you the counter-argument.
08:16I want you to be completely honest, knowing that Emmett makes me very, very happy and I don't want to screw it up.
08:23He really does make you happy, doesn't he?
08:30What do you know about sharks?
08:34They dance better than the Jets.
08:36Nobody dances better than the Jets.
08:42No, I meant actual sharks.
08:44Oh.
08:45Okay, because you see, Bobby, they have to keep moving in order to breathe.
08:49If they stop, they die.
08:51Not all sharks.
08:53Nurse sharks don't have to.
08:54Really?
08:55Mm-hmm.
08:56Okay, you knew that, but you still said they dance better than the Jets.
08:58I mean, okay, whatever.
09:01The point is, your relationship is like every other shark, except for nurse sharks.
09:10If it doesn't move forward, it will die.
09:15You want me to ask Emmett out on a date?
09:17No, I want you to ask Steve out. I see a real future there.
09:22Yes.
09:24The men are the ones who are supposed to ask the women out, not the other way around.
09:27Okay, Bobby, that hasn't been true for 30 years.
09:31I haven't dated in 30 years.
09:33Oh, right.
09:34Oh, man.
09:35I'm surprised he didn't jump Emmett's bones the minute he said,
09:38Hello.
09:41Listen, Bobby.
09:42Okay, I'm gonna ask you something that you asked me when I was too scared to ask a man out.
09:49Are you sure he's not married?
09:52Yes, I'm sure.
09:54Okay, then put on your big girl panties and get your butt in there.
09:59Okay, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go ask Emmett out on a date.
10:03Yeah, you are!
10:05Not in that outfit though, right?
10:06You look really happy. That's usually bad news for someone else.
10:16Don't be silly. Isabella!
10:18Oh, good. It's for Isabella.
10:20It is not bad news for anyone. In fact, I think I did a profoundly good thing. Maybe the best thing I have ever done in my entire life.
10:33What did you do?
10:36I told Bobby to ask Emmett out.
10:41Oh, my gosh! Wait, why? What changed your mind?
10:45Well, I finally saw what you meant about Bobby being happy.
10:48Thank you for encouraging all of us to believe.
10:52You'd be a great cult leader.
10:59And thank you for changing your mind.
11:01Aw, so sweet. I give you guys a day.
11:08Wish me luck.
11:09Good luck! I'm so happy for you!
11:12We both are!
11:14She really gonna ask him in that outfit?
11:15Oh, my God, I know.
11:21Takana! Coming!
11:26Oh, hey, Bobby. You look nice.
11:28I need help. I got two London Broils in the oven and not enough hands.
11:35I'm on it.
11:37Would you like me to cut and baste them, too?
11:39You are the man.
11:42Yoo-hoo!
11:44How's everything going in here?
11:46Well, up to our eyeballs and busy, but never too busy for you.
11:50Oh, no, no. You do your thing.
11:54Hey, wouldn't it be nice if all the customers just went away?
11:58And gave us a break?
12:00Not really. That's how we make our money.
12:03Just making a joke, Takoda.
12:05Trying to lighten the mood.
12:07Is there, uh, something I can help you with, Bobby?
12:11No, I'm good.
12:13Goody, goody, not going woody.
12:15I just came in here to visit to see if, uh, you were bored.
12:18I'm not.
12:20Yeah, I know.
12:21Up to your elbows.
12:23Hey, Takoda, if, uh, you have customers waiting, I can take over in here.
12:28Have you ever cross-cut a London broil?
12:31Cheerio, governor!
12:35That answer your question?
12:37You're acting weird.
12:39Oh, I'm fine.
12:41I can handle the rest of this, Takoda. Thanks for helping.
12:44All right, Emmon.
12:46Now, I'm just going to check your time.
12:47I'm fine.
12:52Well, you want to spit it out, or are you going to do some more community theater first?
12:56Nope, I'm going to spit it right out.
12:59Gonna spit it out!
13:03Will it be soon?
13:06I know, Bobby, get your big girl panties on.
13:09Bobby.
13:10Okay, you want to go out on a date with me?
13:12A date?
13:14That's what I said, wasn't it?
13:15Kind of hard to tell with this blood pounding in my head.
13:19That's what all this has been about? You want me to go out with you?
13:22Yes.
13:23It is.
13:24Exactly.
13:25I see.
13:26Well...
13:30No thanks.
13:45Hey, hey, huh? How'd it go?
13:51Oh, my gosh!
13:52This is what I was afraid of!
13:55Why can't I learn not to join cults?
13:58Calm down.
14:00We don't even know what happened in there.
14:02It's obvious.
14:04Bobby went in there and made herself vulnerable by asking him out, and he squashed her feelings like they were an armadillo on a Texas highway.
14:11It's a real problem in Texas.
14:15Why do you assume Emmett was the one being insensitive?
14:19Oh!
14:21Um, he's a man.
14:23I really don't like the two of you being on the same team.
14:28Tough luck, cause we're Team Bobby. You mess with one of us, you gotta deal with the rest of us.
14:33Mm-hmm.
14:34You act like Bobby doesn't have a dark side too, but I know for a fact she laughs at videos where kids accidentally hit their dads in the baby maker.
14:46Yeah, one of those videos was me.
14:51That looks so good.
14:54Plus, she's been acting strange lately.
14:57Wow!
14:59Okay, so now you're gonna pull out the hysterical woman stereotype?
15:03You know, I thought better of the both of you.
15:06Mm, heard that.
15:07Yeah.
15:08And did you forget that it was Bobby who came out of the kitchen looking all sad and upset?
15:13So, Emmett could be just as upset.
15:15He could be in there right now, you know, crying and, well, maybe not crying, but feeling crushed in a stoic, non-emotional way.
15:26There is one way we could find out.
15:29You could ask him.
15:30Yeah.
15:31Because if he is hurting, he'll need a friend.
15:35Just like a wounded, cornered animal needs a friend.
15:41You're right.
15:42I could walk into that tiny space full of knives and ask him.
15:46Mm-hmm.
15:48And if you get it on video, it might make Bobby laugh.
15:53Go.
15:55Do it.
16:00What?
16:01First off, I just have to say, everyone's been saying how great you look lately.
16:15What's your secret? I've never seen you drink water, moisturize.
16:19You got something to say, say it, I'm busy.
16:21No, I don't have anything to say. I just, uh, actually, I do have something to say.
16:32What happened in here with Bobby?
16:36Well...
16:40Emmett, I'm your friend. I'm on your side.
16:43Did Bobby ask you out on a date?
16:52Yeah.
16:55And did you say no?
17:00Yeah.
17:02Why?
17:06You can't trust me?
17:07I made a promise to Happy.
17:11Well, did she wind up asking him out? Did he turn her down?
17:28How were the London broils? Did they turn out okay?
17:31What? I can also care about the meat.
17:36Yes, she did ask him out. Yes, he did turn her down. And yes, the meat looks delicious.
17:41But that's all I can say.
17:43Can you write down the reason?
17:45That's all I can reveal.
17:49Nor should you reveal anything.
17:51It's not like we'd want to know anyway. We've got a bunch of really cool stories of our own, so...
17:56You don't have to study psychology to recognize really bad reverse psychology.
18:02Come on, Steve. Tell us.
18:05Yeah, how are we gonna help if we don't know what the problem is?
18:09Well, he really likes her, so it must be something horrible, right?
18:12I bet he's wanted for murder.
18:14He has always had a kind of serial killer vibe.
18:18My God, no.
18:20You know her answers are only gonna get more out there.
18:22He killed his whole family!
18:25Okay, stop it. Even if you guessed correctly, I would never confirm you were right.
18:31Oh, my God. He threatened you. Like, 20 times if you think he's listening.
18:38Okay, I'm only gonna say this once. Their lives are not for our entertainment.
18:44You don't have any right to know what's going on.
18:47But I do.
18:48Oh, hey, Bobby.
18:49Listen, if it's still okay, I'd like to come by and check on you guys tonight.
18:58No.
18:59No tonight or no ever.
19:00Did you turn me down because you made a promise to Daddy?
19:02I'm not really comfortable talking about that right now.
19:04Good. Then just stand there and look pretty while I talk.
19:05I can't break a promise.
19:06And because you won't makes you a true life.
19:07I mean, look.
19:08I'm not really comfortable talking about that right now.
19:11Oh, my God.
19:12He's a pretty woman.
19:13Yeah.
19:14You're gonna say the truth.
19:15Okay.
19:16I'm not.
19:17I'm not.
19:18I'm not.
19:19I'm not.
19:20You're a pretty woman.
19:21I'm not.
19:22I'm not.
19:23You're a pretty woman.
19:24I'm not.
19:25I'm not.
19:26I'm not.
19:27I'm not.
19:28I can't break a promise.
19:32And because you won't,
19:34makes you a truly wonderful man.
19:37Well, thank you.
19:38It also makes you one of the biggest morons
19:40that ever walked the face of the earth.
19:43Well, hang on.
19:45I made a promise, too.
19:47That I wouldn't let Travis's memory
19:49keep me from finding happiness.
19:51Those promises don't mean the same thing.
19:54That's true, they're not.
19:55Because I'm still here and Daddy isn't.
19:59So what do you say?
20:01Swim or die!
20:11You got a problem with that, Daddy?
20:14I didn't think so.
20:18So pretty.
20:19Hey, good night, everyone.
20:28Night.
20:32Hey.
20:33Hey.
20:35Bobby seemed happy earlier.
20:37Did she?
20:38Yeah.
20:40You don't seem as happy.
20:41If it's because I told about your promise
20:44not to date Bobby,
20:45I'm sorry, Emmett.
20:48That's okay.
20:49Are you sure?
20:50Yeah.
20:52Because that's not the promise I made happy.
20:54Oh, it wasn't?
20:56No.
20:57Then what was it?
21:00I promised him
21:01I wouldn't tell anybody about Isabella.
21:03I've known about her for years.
21:07Oh.
21:07Yeah.
21:09Oh.
21:12Oh.
21:13Oh.
21:13Oh.
21:14Oh.
21:16Oh.
21:18Oh.
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