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Join the Taskmaster and his loyal assistant as a new group of comedians face a series of bizarre and hilarious challenges. In this episode, the contestants push their creativity and wit to the limit, often with chaotic and unexpected results, all in pursuit of the coveted Taskmaster trophy. Expect laughter, ingenuity, and utter mayhem as they vie for points.
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00:34Kia ora koutou
00:36and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:38The show that comedians say yes to
00:40because they're desperate to reinvent themselves
00:42or in Jack Ansett's case
00:44invent themselves.
00:46My name's Jeremy Wells
00:48and I am the Taskmaster.
00:52Tonight our five
00:54comedians will be competing in a series of
00:56wickedly complex tasks
00:58and for their efforts
01:00they can win this.
01:02A beautiful rendition of my
01:04bonce. A creation of which broke
01:06at least three of the Ten Commandments.
01:08And I would like to once again apologise to my neighbours
01:12oxen.
01:14Tonight's comedic combatants are
01:16Alice Sneddon,
01:18Bree Thomasow,
01:20Jack Ansett,
01:22Jackie Van Beek
01:24and
01:26Pat Sassati.
01:28And beside me
01:30as always is a man
01:32who would do anything for me
01:34and I would do some things for him
01:36provided I haven't got anything else on.
01:38Ladies and gentlemen it's Paul Williams.
01:40What's our prize task tonight Paul?
01:42Tonight we've asked our contestants to bring in
01:44the thing that will be their downfall.
01:46What did you bring in Jackie?
01:48I think let's show the image.
01:50Okay.
01:52So unfortunately there's little contrast in this image
01:54but if you can see it's a huge five litre bottle of white vinegar.
02:10Now I keep it in the laundry
02:12but I also bring it to the dinner table and dress the salad
02:16and it's like every time honestly I do it I think oh my god is it bleach.
02:22I feel like the mushroom lady from Australia.
02:26Don't point at me.
02:28No you've got to take that on the day.
02:30You do have a similar vibe.
02:32Hey I am not related to her.
02:34Bree what did you bring in?
02:36I would say my downfall is going to be this game.
02:40Oh.
02:42There's people that know.
02:44I am currently up to level 12,048.
02:50Oh my god.
02:56Stop.
02:57Thank you.
02:58Get your flowers.
02:59It takes about 10 minutes per level.
03:01So that means I've spent 83.7 days of my life
03:07has been dedicated to this game in the last five years.
03:11Bree's mum is in the audience and she's just shaking her head.
03:15Okay Jack what did you bring in?
03:17I brought in print outs of all my toxic group chats.
03:21Whoa.
03:23If these get out it's not just going to be my downfall.
03:26It's also going to be well I'll show you some screenshots from the Taskmaster season six group chat.
03:32Hi guys can't wait for the studio filming.
03:35We should get dinner before it all kicks off right?
03:37You won't believe this.
03:38Bree comes in with.
03:40Can't wait to get away from those losers over at ZM.
03:44What the hell you animal.
03:47I'm going to sue you.
03:49Yeah.
03:50That's not real.
03:51Alice then comes in with.
03:53The gender pay gap is real and should be larger.
03:56And two love reacts.
03:59I do stand by that.
04:00I am being paid too much.
04:03And then Pax went um.
04:05TBH I don't give a **** what the Taskmaster thinks of me.
04:08Give me one point like I don't even give a single ****.
04:10I don't.
04:11And um.
04:13And Jackie's messages we just straight up can't show on TV.
04:17So.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Alice what did you bring in that's going to be your downfall?
04:21In fact I've brought this.
04:23Yeah that is a cauliflower.
04:25People who know me personally will know that this is a food that I am violently intolerant of.
04:32Whenever I eat even just a sliver I am out for the count.
04:36And I'll be honest with you violent diarrhea.
04:41And these guys can attest at the aforementioned dinner that we had.
04:44Jack ordered cauliflower bites and I did not hold back.
04:48We are not allowed back in that restaurant.
04:51Pax what did you bring in?
04:53Honestly Jeremy I cannot say anything about it.
04:56I just have to show you.
05:02I can't believe you've matched my skin tone.
05:04Yeah.
05:05My last year of high school.
05:07White Chicks is a popular movie.
05:10Yes.
05:11And there was a Halloween disco.
05:13We actually won best dressed.
05:15We won best dressed.
05:17Thank you so much.
05:19And in 2025 I regret doing white face.
05:23But also crack up.
05:26Well the white face is shocking a little bit.
05:29But it's more the way that you're biting your bottom lip.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Yeah.
05:33So how would you like to score this?
05:35Alice one.
05:38Come on a cauliflower gives you diarrhea.
05:39No don't look at me.
05:40That's not gonna.
05:41I've got diarrhea now.
05:42Own what you've done.
05:44And I'm doing the show.
05:46Jackie two.
05:47Damn it.
05:48Brie two.
05:50As well?
05:51Yeah two.
05:52Because it's just distraction isn't it.
05:53Ultimately.
05:55Which leaves Pax and Jack.
05:56Yes.
05:57Both career limiting.
05:59I think Pax has more of a career.
06:02To ruin.
06:04Than you do.
06:06So I think you should get four.
06:07And you should get five Pax.
06:08Okay.
06:11I'm so sorry.
06:13Okay by round of applause.
06:15Who knows who I am.
06:16I am.
06:21Oh my god.
06:22Oh my god.
06:25Okay Paul.
06:26Why are we?
06:27Should we get into a task?
06:28It's time for the Taskmaster Ranch redemption.
06:39Oh.
06:40Oh.
06:41I didn't do it.
06:42Where's Paul?
06:43Here he is.
06:44Wow.
06:45He looks so good.
06:46He looks so good.
06:47He looks dashing.
06:48It kills me that he gets to have a photo like that of himself.
06:51It's got a code on the back of it.
06:53Oh my god it's an escape room.
06:54Well we are in prison by the looks of it.
06:56I love these.
06:57Do you?
06:58Yeah I like them too.
06:59Bust out of this prison.
07:01Fastest to get outside wins.
07:03You may not leave the lab until you've found the blue key.
07:07Do you always read the tasks like this?
07:09Yes Pax.
07:10You cannot leave the house until you've found the red key in the study.
07:14Prison guard Paul will be on patrol.
07:17If he catches you awake.
07:18Two minutes will be added to your time.
07:20Your time starts now.
07:21Okay let's do it.
07:22Oh sorry guys.
07:23We're finding the red key.
07:24The blue key.
07:25I'm going to.
07:26Oh shit.
07:27Okay this is not going to work well.
07:32You sleeping?
07:33Oh yeah I'll get that out.
07:39We need a combination lock.
07:40So we need a three digit code for that one and I'm just going to grab it.
07:44So sexy when you just handle it with brute force.
07:47Oh it will be written on the desk like in school.
07:49Okay here we go.
07:50Oh oh.
07:51Okay five?
07:52Five four four six.
07:53Down.
07:57You sleeping?
07:58I was thinking about my mum.
08:02Back to sleep.
08:03I'm asleep.
08:04Okay let's go.
08:05Let's go.
08:06Five four four six.
08:07Yes.
08:09The in case.
08:10The pillow case.
08:11Okay you really get in there.
08:13I can't really do much.
08:14I'm just um.
08:15Yes.
08:16Two, three, seven.
08:18What have we got?
08:19Burner.
08:20Burner phone.
08:21I want to turn on.
08:22Under the bed perhaps.
08:23Under the bed.
08:24Oh there it is.
08:26What's that?
08:27What is it?
08:28It's a map.
08:29Prison guard pulls.
08:30Patrol route.
08:31This is the route he's on.
08:33Okay.
08:34Is there something down here?
08:35Is it in the soap?
08:36Is it in the soap?
08:37Are you?
08:38Oh yeah.
08:39Oh!
08:40Oh!
08:41Oh!
08:42Oh!
08:43Oh!
08:44Oh!
08:45Oh!
08:46Oh!
08:47Okay we can leave.
08:48We'll take the map.
08:49We'll take the map.
08:50Where'd the map go?
08:51Down.
08:52Down.
08:53Down.
08:54Right.
08:55Wait until he comes to the lab then we have the...
08:56Oh!
08:57Oh!
08:58Oh!
08:59You're back to sleep.
09:01Pex you're touching mine.
09:03God.
09:04He's going down the stairs now.
09:06If he doesn't come in here he'll go outside for a bit.
09:09Okay.
09:10Okay.
09:11So he's gone outside.
09:12Shh!
09:13Quiet!
09:14I actually, I find it fascinating how people, particularly of people who have less melanin,
09:27I find it fascinating how that community loves escape rooms.
09:31Yeah.
09:32Not so big with you?
09:33Not so big with our community, particularly because my dad was a refugee and the first
09:3815 years of his life was an escape room.
09:40Um.
09:41You'd think you'd be great at it then.
09:44Okay, so they still have to find the red key in the study and escape the house.
09:53But so far, Bri and Alice found the blue key and escaped their cell in 16 minutes and 51 seconds.
10:00Okay.
10:01Jackie, Jack and Pax found the blue key and escaped the cell in 4 minutes 19.
10:05Whoa.
10:06Whoa.
10:07Time now for you at home to be imprisoned by the shackles of capitalism.
10:11We'll play some ads and we'll see you on the other side.
10:13Thank you.
10:14Thank you.
10:15And welcome back to Task Nasta.
10:16Right now we are right in the middle of watching our teams escape New Zealand's least secure
10:33corrections facility.
10:34Where are we at, Paul?
10:36So at the halfway point, the team of three have a 12 and a half minute lead.
10:41Maintenant ils doivent trouver le red key dans le warden's office.
10:45Ici ils sont, les jacks et packs.
10:51Qu'est-ce que c'est le question mark?
10:53Ok, donc nous devons voir ce que les spells sont.
10:55Le premier.
10:56Ok, c...
10:57Cup ou mug?
10:58Cup.
10:59Oh, oh, oh, oh...
11:01Mami!
11:03Je vais vous dormir.
11:05Je vais dormir.
11:06Donc, le question mark a fait que c'est que c'est que c'est que c'est le question mark.
11:09C'est que c'est le question mark?
11:11C'est le nombre de lettres en chaque word?
11:133.
11:143.
11:153.
11:163.
11:174.
11:184.
11:194.
11:204.
11:214.
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11:234.
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11:275.
11:285.
11:295.
11:306.
11:316.
11:326.
11:336.
11:346.
11:356.
11:366.
11:377.
11:387OZ.
11:3911.
11:4012.
11:4013.
11:4111.
11:4213.
11:4313.
11:4414.
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12:0022.
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12:0423.
12:0523.
12:0624.
12:0723.
12:08Oh my god!
12:10I'm a genius!
12:12You're the smartest man in me!
12:16That is brilliant!
12:17So it's Pods! Pods! The Pods up here!
12:19It's up here!
12:20Yes it is!
12:21Oh, it is!
12:22Oh, Jack's the weakest link!
12:24Oh!
12:26Oh!
12:31That way!
12:32This way!
12:33Oh shit!
12:34Get to sleep!
12:36Oh my god!
12:38You sleeping?
12:40Good sleeping.
12:42Okay, now we clean the clear.
12:44We've got to get out of here!
12:45Let's just get to the cars!
12:46I want to see my kids!
12:48Let's go watch!
12:55Jack, there was a real moment of Team Unity there when you cracked the code
13:00and then you immediately started rubbing it in their faces.
13:05Yeah.
13:06I just want to let everyone know how long it took our linguistics experts to not know the answer.
13:13But can I also just reiterate to you?
13:15Hmm.
13:16Like, have some grace.
13:19Every time you get a win, you turn it and you like...
13:22Love it in our face!
13:24We want to love you!
13:25You make it very hard!
13:28Okay, let's talk about some times.
13:30Yes.
13:31Their total time to get out of the house was 40 minutes and 32 seconds.
13:34Oh!
13:35Not bad!
13:37But that's pre the bonuses.
13:39So I caught them awake 14 times.
13:43Which adds 28 minutes to their time.
13:47For a total of 1 hour, 8 minutes and 32 seconds.
13:50Woohoo!
13:51Yeah!
13:52Respectable!
13:53Yeah!
13:54Yeah, okay!
13:55I hate it!
13:56Okay, who have we got next, Paul?
13:57Here's Criminallus and Penitentiabri.
14:00Okay.
14:04Okay.
14:05Freaky.
14:06Is this a...
14:07Is this some sort of, um, phrase or something?
14:11Okay.
14:12What looks out of place?
14:15Are those pots always there?
14:16Oh, s**t.
14:17Have you ever known?
14:21Weird kid?
14:26I've always wanted to be someone's prison bitch.
14:31I'm so scared.
14:33I'm so scared.
14:35Thank you, Bree.
14:36Thank you, Alice.
14:37See ya!
14:38See ya, Paul!
14:44Bree, is that the most fun you've had doing a task?
14:47I honestly had the best time.
14:50I just got confused because it was so easy.
14:54Okay, let's do the scoring.
14:56The team of two, they escaped the house in 22 minutes and 51 seconds.
15:01How many penalties?
15:02I caught them awake three times.
15:05Oh!
15:06Come on.
15:07For six minutes added for a total of 28 minutes and 51 seconds.
15:11Happy.
15:13So the team of two won by 39 minutes and 41 seconds.
15:16Great timing.
15:17It's nice to see the positivity too.
15:18Isn't it refreshing?
15:19That was really refreshing.
15:20I'm gonna give you guys five points for that.
15:22Thank you.
15:23So I think you've got a good vibe.
15:24Thank you.
15:25Thank you.
15:26The question is, how fewer points do you give the team of three?
15:29I feel sorry for them.
15:30Give them two.
15:31That's good!
15:32Not bad.
15:33That's good.
15:34Considering.
15:35Fair, fair.
15:36Okay.
15:37How has that affected the scores for the episode, Paul?
15:40It's very tight.
15:41In first equal, on seven, it's Bree and Pax.
15:47Look at the weird feeling being up here.
15:49That task, Paul, has not filled up our allotted time slot.
15:52I think we should have one more, please.
15:54It's time to see how our contestants perform in the heat of the moment.
15:58Paul!
15:59Bree.
16:00Have you just woken up?
16:01No.
16:02I have just been regrouping.
16:03Oh, okay.
16:04Oh!
16:05You got a nail through your finger?
16:06Yeah!
16:07Why are you smiling so much?
16:08Did you believe it at all?
16:09No.
16:10Yeah, okay.
16:11I wasted time.
16:12Sweet.
16:13Oh, for sake.
16:14Film an extremely climactic scene.
16:31Most climactic scene wins.
16:34You must use this prop.
16:36This being this piece of paper, I assume.
16:39No.
16:40Or the skis.
16:41The skis.
16:42You have 40 minutes.
16:43Your time starts now.
16:45Well, we're off to a good start.
16:48Okay, so immediately my brain goes to somebody hanging off the balcony using this holding on while having an orgasm.
16:56What's the orgasm about?
16:57Well, that's also a climax.
16:59Oh, okay.
17:00Have a lot of people done orgasm?
17:02My first thought is obviously sex.
17:05What if we recreate the moment at the end of the Titanic?
17:09There's not a more climactic moment than the big door scene.
17:13What are the dogs that go searching in the snow?
17:16Saint Bernard.
17:17So I'm gonna need a Saint Bernard.
17:19Okay, that might be hard.
17:20Life is hard.
17:21Okay, I'm gonna need a Saint Bernard.
17:23I was trying to think of like a big cliffhanger.
17:26And there is something in my life that I actually think about quite frequently and I've never resolved it.
17:31And I think maybe if we filmed it documentary style and then I resolved it, then that would be the climax.
17:36What a cliffhanger.
17:37What were you doing with your finger?
17:38Oh, just a bit of fun.
17:39Trying to make him laugh.
17:40Thought I would get a bigger laugh in the room.
17:41Turns out, big mistake.
17:42No, that bombed.
17:43Yeah, it did.
17:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:45Yeah.
17:46Let's get into it.
17:47Her prop was an umbrella.
17:49It's Alice Sneddon.
17:50Lovely day on the mountain.
18:03Yeah, shall we go for a hike?
18:05Let's hike up this mountain.
18:08Okay, better pack up our umbrellas first.
18:11Let's walk up the mountain.
18:13It's a beautiful mountain.
18:15Hey, Kevin.
18:18Hey Kevin.
18:20Yeah?
18:21Have you ever thought we could be more than just friends?
18:24I've thought about that a lot.
18:26Kevin?
18:27Yeah?
18:28Do you want a kiss?
18:30I want nothing more than to kiss.
18:42Oh my god.
18:44Whoa.
18:45Whoa.
18:46I think it's erupting.
18:48Oh my god Tor, I am erupting.
18:50Gross.
18:51No.
18:52We gotta get out of here.
18:53I can't go right now.
18:54Oh.
18:55Whoa.
18:56Whoa.
18:57Whoa.
19:02No.
19:05The love of my life.
19:07Killed by the lava.
19:09Because he was climaxing.
19:11Sexually.
19:16Happy with that?
19:17Not really.
19:24So did the guy jizz or did the mountain jizz?
19:26Yeah.
19:27Well isn't that interesting?
19:28Or is the mountain a metaphor?
19:30I think where it fell down slightly was the energy of vocal performance.
19:34Well we all know that's not my strength but you keep putting me in these positions.
19:39Can we hear you try and do two different voices?
19:42Yep.
19:43This is my first one.
19:44Yep.
19:45This is my second.
19:49Okay, who's next?
19:50Now to the Swiss Alps where the slopes are steep and the Swiss accents are undeniably authentic.
19:57Her prop was a set of skis.
19:59It's Jackie Van Beek.
20:01Harry!
20:02For God's sake where are you?
20:05Hello there ma'am.
20:07I'm from Searching the Rescue.
20:09How can I help you today?
20:10I was meant to meet my secret lover Harry here up on top of this magnificent Alp.
20:15But he's four days late and I'm sick with worry.
20:19There was that terrible avalanche on Tuesday.
20:22But all the snow has melted.
20:24I mean where could he possibly be?
20:26Well no, not all the snow has melted.
20:28There is a small patch at the bottom of the hill.
20:33What's that strange beast sniffing around for down there?
20:37That's my Saint Bernard.
20:39I'm going to have to go down there.
20:40I'm going to need to borrow your skis.
20:41Yes ma'am.
20:42Okay.
20:43I'm coming Harry!
20:45I'm coming Harry!
20:48Don't go too fast.
20:51I need a spade.
20:52Here's a spade.
20:54I'll bring it down.
20:57Okay.
21:00Oh God, the snow.
21:06Harry!
21:07No!
21:08No!
21:09No!
21:20So what accent did you tell Paul to do?
21:23I told you to do a kind of pan-scando kind of as you see fit.
21:28It was more Scottish I thought than Swiss.
21:30Yeah I thought it was Scottish.
21:31Interesting heritage.
21:32At one point you dipped into my Persian uncle.
21:36Accent wise.
21:39Well it's time for what we call in the business a cliffhanger.
21:42We'll see you in a moment.
21:43Nau mai hukumai.
21:44Welcome back to Taskmaster.
21:45Before the break we saw a man drown in lava and another man die of frostbite.
22:03Who's bringing us our next blockbuster climax Paul?
22:06The back 90% of your seats will not be necessary.
22:10For this one you will only be needing the edge of your seat.
22:14His prop was some sunglasses.
22:16It's Climax Asadi.
22:18Paul, have you done it yet?
22:25Have you killed Pax Asadi?
22:27The employee that I hate so much?
22:29I can't do it.
22:30You got it man.
22:31The only way to get rid of an employee here in Aotearoa New Zealand is to kill them.
22:36So you have until the end of the day.
22:39Yes sir.
22:40Paul, why are you doing this?
22:42The boss said I had to.
22:44Surely he could just let me go.
22:47Not from the balcony but just like legally.
22:50No, it was some weird rule.
22:52Paul I have to tell you something else.
22:53What?
22:55I'm in love with you.
22:57You have to do this man.
22:59How much do you love this job?
23:01So much.
23:02Look at me in the eyes or in the glasses.
23:04Look at me in the glasses and tell me how much you love this job man.
23:08I love this job.
23:10Then I guess that's it then.
23:35Sorry, can I just point out Pax has done white face again.
23:40I just don't think it's a very good cliffhanger.
23:42You should have cut it off before you hit the ground and leave us all in the lurch.
23:46You know like.
23:47The task was not a cliffhanger.
23:49Yeah.
23:50What?
23:51It was the biggest climax.
23:52That's what it means.
23:53Climax.
23:54I would say a cliffhanger cuts off.
23:56The cliffhanger doesn't give you the climax.
23:58I'm working on my nice guy thing.
23:59I'm happy to bow down and let you guys have this one.
24:01Hope you feel good.
24:04Three climaxes down.
24:06Three tragic deaths.
24:08Can we go four and four?
24:10It's time to get real.
24:11Here is a tragic glove story from Jack Ansett.
24:14Blood on my hands.
24:15The truth told at last.
24:16Yeah.
24:17Okay.
24:18I'm just going to message him and see if he wants to talk.
24:19Yeah.
24:20Okay.
24:21Hey man.
24:22Random message.
24:23Can I call you to confess something from school?
24:40Sent.
24:41You're probably wondering what this is all about.
24:46I guess I'll just start from the beginning.
24:50It was year two.
24:58One day at lunch time.
25:00I was walking into the cloakroom.
25:03Judah Watkinson.
25:04He was drinking out of his drink bottle.
25:06I walked past him and I smacked the bottle.
25:09And it knocked his tooth out.
25:11There was blood everywhere.
25:13And I ran.
25:14I just ran.
25:15I ran outside.
25:16I found my friend Daniel.
25:17I was like what do we do man?
25:18This is going to be the end of me.
25:19I'm finished.
25:20Look at me Jack.
25:21He said.
25:22Look at me.
25:23This is what you need to do.
25:24You say you were walking through the cloakroom to the toilet and your shoulder accidentally
25:29buffed the drink bottle.
25:31You're gonna be fine.
25:32You're gonna be fine.
25:33He said.
25:34So we go back to class.
25:35We're doing our silent reading.
25:36And eventually yeah.
25:38Mrs. Royal.
25:39She goes.
25:40Can I please speak to Jack?
25:41Walk outside into the cloakroom.
25:44Judah is there.
25:45Blood everywhere.
25:46everywhere.
25:47And Mrs. Royal says Jack.
25:50Judah says you smacked his drink bottle and his tooth came out.
25:53Is this true?
25:55And I said no.
25:57He's lying.
25:58What happened was I was walking to the toilet and my shoulder accidentally knocked it.
26:04And I say.
26:05If you don't believe me.
26:06Ask Daniel.
26:07And he pulls through.
26:08He goes.
26:09Jack was walking to the toilet and his shoulder buffed the drink bottle.
26:13Mrs. Royal has heard all she needs to hear.
26:16And she says to Judah.
26:17Stop making things up.
26:18Go to the sick bay.
26:19Right now.
26:20Then she turns to me and says I'm so sorry about all this Jack.
26:23Now I go back to my classroom.
26:25All my teeth intact.
26:26And carry on with my schooling.
26:28I'm just gonna message him and see if he wants to talk.
26:31Yeah.
26:33Okay.
26:35Sent.
26:36I can't cover up this blood with this glove and take this blood off my hands.
26:43Till I hear back from Judah.
26:50So a slightly different tack here.
26:52We've gone true crime documentary.
26:54Yeah.
26:55So the climax would be.
26:59Seems like a cliffhanger.
27:01Yeah.
27:02It's the same thing.
27:03No it's not.
27:04It's completely different.
27:05It's the same thing.
27:06If that was the Shawland Street Christmas cliffhanger you would be like I cannot wait for January.
27:11Which then we would see the climax.
27:13Yeah you've muddled it all up.
27:15There are courses you can do.
27:17Yeah.
27:18Yeah please.
27:19Unitech.
27:20Jack's a smart guy.
27:22And so what I think Jack's gonna turn around and say to us now is.
27:26Here's the text from Judah.
27:33I would love that to be the case Jeremy Wells.
27:36Judah has not responded to any communication.
27:39Oh.
27:40Yeah.
27:41We know why.
27:43Okay who have we got next Paul?
27:44The final contestant to throw their hat in the ring.
27:47It's Bree Thomas L.
27:49Climactic.
27:50That's like big moment.
27:51Do you want me to look up what climactic means?
27:54Yeah.
27:55C-L-I-M-A-T-I-C.
28:01It's gonna be something about climate change isn't it?
28:03Relating to climate.
28:05I f***ing knew it.
28:06I f***ing knew it.
28:09You love to do this Paul.
28:11Where you make people think that it's one thing.
28:13And you know what?
28:15I actually think the Titanic scene still works.
28:22Paul.
28:24I love you.
28:25Don't you do that.
28:26Don't you start saying your goodbyes.
28:27Do you understand me?
28:28It's...
28:29Paul it's snowing.
28:30It's getting colder.
28:31We're in the Bahamas.
28:32I know.
28:33That damn climate change Paul.
28:34Oh there's hail Paul.
28:35Promise me something great.
28:36Anything Paul.
28:37Promise.
28:38Anything.
28:39Look at me.
28:40Look at me.
28:41Promise that you'll put a multi on the Warriors to win the whole thing.
28:44Of course Paul.
28:45You know it's gonna be our year Paul.
28:46Cause soon there won't be any years left.
28:48I think it's time to let go.
28:49No I can just hold on.
28:50No but I think you should.
28:51Paul.
28:52Don't even let go.
28:53Paul.
28:54Paul.
28:55Probably could have fit on here.
28:56There's quite a lot of room.
28:57Paul.
28:58Oh he's gone.
28:59Incredible investigative work from you again Brie.
29:00They're throwing them up and I just keep.
29:02Wow.
29:03And so you ended up actually doing your original idea.
29:04And you can see it.
29:05You know.
29:06No.
29:07No but I can't do it.
29:08You know.
29:09I don't know.
29:10There's a lot of people.
29:11You know.
29:12I can't do it.
29:13You know.
29:14I can't do it.
29:15Yeah.
29:16Yeah.
29:17Yeah.
29:18I can't do it.
29:19Yeah.
29:20You know.
29:21Oh.
29:22Oh, yeah.
29:23Oh, yeah.
29:24I can't do it.
29:25Oh, yeah.
29:26Oh, yeah.
29:27Oh, yeah.
29:28Oh, yeah.
29:29Oh, yeah.
29:30Oh, yeah.
29:31C'est bien, vous avez fait une idée de l'idée.
29:33Il y a eu, il y a eu, il y a eu, il y a eu, il y a eu, il y a eu.
29:37Il y a eu, Paul ?
29:38Il y a eu beaucoup de références à la climat.
29:40Je vous dirais.
29:41Mine a été fait dans Guam,
29:42qui est à risque de la réduction de la sea.
29:44Vous vous dites Aotearoa, New Zealand.
29:50J'ai fait un cliffhanger.
29:53Donc, même si je pensais que c'était un bon documentaire,
29:55c'est vraiment très bon.
29:56C'est une point pour vous.
29:58Alice, yours was fantastic with the figurines,
30:00but it didn't have anything to do with climate change,
30:02so I think it's fair that you get two.
30:04Pax, also didn't have anything to do with the climate,
30:07but I thought it was quite a biting satire
30:10on New Zealand's draconian employment law.
30:13So I thought...
30:14Exactly.
30:15So, he gets three.
30:17Four points for Jackie,
30:18because there was mention of the climate with the skiing.
30:20Oh yeah.
30:21And then five points for Brie, clearly,
30:23because she understood the task.
30:24We are going to take a break now,
30:29which will give four of our comedians ample time
30:32to second-guess their reading comprehension
30:34for every upcoming task in the series.
30:37We'll see you in a moment.
30:38Welcome back to Taskmaster,
30:51where five comedians are trying to win a cauliflower,
30:53some vinegar,
30:54and the ghost of Pax Society.
30:56Just to change things up a bit,
30:58I would like a task, please, Paul.
31:00Sure thing, Jeremy.
31:01Let's cram in one more.
31:12Hi Paul.
31:13Hello Pax.
31:14Paul Williams.
31:16It's Williams.
31:18I'm the nephew of Serena and Venus.
31:22Hello Alice.
31:23Psst.
31:27Oh, thanks Paul.
31:28Thank you.
31:30This is a lot of reading.
31:32Sorry.
31:33During the next task,
31:34you will hear a countdown from 40.
31:36The vase will fall from the shelf.
31:41Oh, okay.
31:42With 29 seconds left,
31:44ping pong balls will fall from the roof.
31:47And Paul will throw a tennis ball to you
31:49with 25 seconds left.
31:51You will be asked to complete the maze on the blackboard.
31:54And to spell the word task in semaphore.
31:57What the hell does that mean?
31:59Semaphore.
32:00You're making words up.
32:03The flag alphabet.
32:05Oh no.
32:07The Premier of New Zealand in 1874
32:09was Sir Julius Vogel.
32:11What's that got to do with anything?
32:12Why are you telling me about the Premier?
32:14What does that have anything to do with it?
32:16And the second wire from the right will trigger the confetti.
32:20The second wire from the right?
32:22Well, it depends who's right.
32:24You may not touch anything in this room
32:26until your time starts during the next task.
32:29You must leave this room in eight minutes.
32:31This is really, really hectic.
32:33Your time starts now.
32:35Do you understand?
32:36I can confidently say no.
32:38No.
32:39This is actual insanity.
32:42No.
32:43Have you done much semaphore before?
32:45Semaphore was my first language.
32:46You know, you go to school,
32:48start speaking English,
32:49and then you just kind of forget it.
32:51Then I'll come over here.
32:52Bang.
32:53And we're done.
32:54Whatever this is.
32:56Leave the room please.
32:57Oh God.
32:59I'm so anxious.
33:08Hello Pax.
33:10What's that?
33:11Hello Alice.
33:15Oh no, there's another thing.
33:16It's just the task.
33:18I thought the last task was the task.
33:20No, that was just prep for the task.
33:22Oh man.
33:25Stop the vase from breaking.
33:27Avoid being hit by the ping pong balls.
33:29Answer Paul's trivia question.
33:31Spell the word task in semaphore.
33:33Catch the ball when Paul throws it.
33:35Complete the maze on the blackboard.
33:37and cut the wire that triggers the confetti.
33:39You may only cut one wire.
33:43Least mistakes wins.
33:45You have 40 seconds maximum.
33:50Last line please.
33:52No.
33:53Last line.
33:54No.
33:55Because it's too much for me to process.
34:00Oh, that was mad.
34:02Okay.
34:03There was quite a lot to process there.
34:04Yeah.
34:05So basically a lot of stuff was going to happen very quickly.
34:08Mm-hmm.
34:09Uh, but we told them what was going to happen
34:11and gave them eight minutes to prep for it.
34:13Yeah.
34:14Which I thought was quite generous of you actually.
34:15Who are we going to see first?
34:16I'm Johnny Knoxville.
34:18and welcome to Jack Ellis.
34:21This is not going to be pretty.
34:22Your time starts.
34:23Now.
34:2440,
34:2539,
34:2638,
34:2737,
34:2835,
34:2934.
34:30Who was the premier of New Zealand in 1874?
34:33Sir Julia Fogel.
34:34Sir Julia Fogel.
34:35Sarah Foray.
34:36Ha.
34:37Ha.
34:38Ha.
34:39Ha.
34:40Ha.
34:41Ha.
34:42Ha.
34:4326,
34:4426,
34:4529,
34:4628,
34:4727,
34:4826,
34:4925,
34:5024,
34:5123,
34:5225,
34:5324,
34:5423,
34:5522,
34:5622,
34:5722,
34:5822,
34:5922,
35:0022,
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35:32Alice, from you, clinical use.
35:35I remember Julius Vogel, I did the maze expertly, I saved the vase.
35:40You caught the ball, I caught the ball.
35:42That was great.
35:43So out of the seven things to do, she missed the semaphore and she cut the wrong wire.
35:47But the rest were correct, so she got five out of seven correct.
35:50Wow.
35:53That's unbelievable.
35:54And what about Jack?
35:56Jack stopped the vase from breaking, he dodged the ping pong balls and he completed the maze.
36:02if you're accepting that.
36:02Well, what about the seraphore?
36:06You wrote, um, Vamil.
36:10Who is up next?
36:12Paul Williams.
36:13It's Paxi Van Breek.
36:17Your time starts now.
36:2040, 39, 40, 39, 38, 38, 38, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 36, 37, 37, 37, 38, 37, 38, 37, 38, 39, 38, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 37, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39, 39
36:50Qui a été le premier de New Zealand en 1874 ?
36:54Ah, Vogel !
36:55John Travolta
36:57Sir Julius Vogel
36:59First name ?
37:01Ah, shit !
37:025, 4, 3, 2, 1...
37:20I did it !
37:213, 2, 1...
37:29I've stopped the clock.
37:32It's the wrong one, eh ?
37:36I think that went well.
37:37And was the confetti in time ?
37:39Yes.
37:40And the semaphore was in time ?
37:42Yes it was, in my time.
37:44I think I gave myself a new hemorrhoid cutting that wire.
37:50You gave yourself a new hemorrhoid ?
37:57Yeah, to add to the others.
38:00Can I just ask the question ?
38:03My semaphores, did I actually get two right ?
38:07Yes, you went ta.
38:09Two more, if you went s and k, then you'd be away laughing.
38:12What was surprising was that Pax Asadi,
38:15whose first language was semaphore, didn't even try that.
38:18Didn't feel like I needed to prove myself in that context.
38:24So that would mean Jackie and Brie, both 5 mistakes out of 7.
38:28Jack and Pax, 4 mistakes out of 7.
38:32And Alice, only 2 mistakes out of 7.
38:34Wow, impressive.
38:35So that's 1 point for Jackie and Brie, 3 points for Jack and Pax,
38:39and 5 points for Alice Sneddon.
38:41No, stop it, stop it.
38:45Right, that's all for part 4.
38:47See if you can make a cup of tea, grab some biscuits, fold some washing,
38:51and squeeze in a wee during the ads.
38:53See you after the break.
39:07Welcome back to Taskmaster.
39:09Now we've just got the one live task to go,
39:11but before we get to that, can I have a score update please, Paul ?
39:14We currently have a 3-way tie out in front.
39:17It's Alice, Brie and Pax.
39:20Ooh.
39:22Ow.
39:23Lots to play for.
39:24You guys please head up to the stage for the final task of the show.
39:32Okay Paul, who's reading the task tonight?
39:34Brie.
39:35Take your time.
39:36Make the most unique noise.
39:39The Taskmaster will identify which two noises sound the most alike.
39:44The least passionate of these two noises will be eliminated.
39:47Last remaining contestant wins.
39:50You must make your noise with your mouth.
39:52Your noise may not be a word.
39:54You have 5 seconds to make your noise.
39:57Each round will have a theme that must inspire your noise.
40:00For the final round, the two most similar noises will be eliminated.
40:03And can we clarify, so we're not in teams?
40:06This is just for the placement of the night.
40:07We freaked out because we were clubbed.
40:08No, you're not in teams.
40:09Thank God.
40:10Oh my God.
40:11Oh my God.
40:12Thank God.
40:13Okay.
40:14The theme for the first round is Wednesday.
40:17Headphones on.
40:21Alice Sneddon.
40:28Breathe.
40:33Jack.
40:34Eeeh.
40:35Jackie.
40:36Ooh.
40:37Ooh.
40:38Ooh.
40:39Pax.
40:40Jeremy, which two sounds were the least unique?
40:42I think it's clearly Brie and Alice.
40:44And who was the least passionate?
40:45Alice.
40:46You've been eliminated.
40:47Well, it's quite hard to argue with that, isn't it?
40:51Round two's theme, Romeo.
40:52Brie.
40:53Ahhh.
40:54Awn.
40:55Yeah.
40:56You.
40:57Hi.
40:58Hi.
40:59Ooh!
41:00Hi.
41:01Hi!
41:02Hi.
41:03Whey.
41:04Oh and...
41:05Hi.
41:06Hello.
41:07Hi.
41:08Hi.
41:09Hi.
41:10Hi, hi!
41:11Hi.
41:12Hi.
41:13Oh my god.
41:15I'm a who I am a who I am a who.
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44:20de prison, moins de personnes est plus.
44:23Mais surtout, nous avons appris que le winner de cette vidéo est Brie Thomassel.
44:29Merci beaucoup pour le regarder.
44:31Nous allons voir une prochaine fois.
44:50J'aime Paul.
44:51J'aime un montage.
44:53Cue montage.
44:59Je ne pense que c'est possible.
45:03C'est le moment du moment dans l'histoire de ce show.
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