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Taskmaster NZ is a popular comedy game show where five New Zealand comedians compete in a series of bizarre and hilarious tasks. Overseen by the Taskmaster and his loyal assistant, this episode from Season 6 promises more ingenious and absurd challenges. Watch as the contestants push their limits and creativity to earn the coveted Taskmaster's trophy.
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00:00C'est parti !
00:30Kia ora koutou and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:37Tonight five comedians will compete in a series of tasks that are as frustrating as they are trivial.
00:44All in pursuit of this.
00:47A beautiful golden trophy that previous winners have discovered is massively undervalued at cash converters.
00:54And those five comedians are Alice Sneddon.
01:00Brie Thomassell, Jack Ansett, Jackie VanBee, and Pax Asadi.
01:11And to my left is a man who is saved in my phone as Leggy Brunette work.
01:17It's Paul Williams.
01:19I'd like a prize to ask straight away, please, Paul.
01:24Of course, Jeremy.
01:25So as always, we've asked our contestants to each bring in a prize from home.
01:30The winner of tonight's episode will take home all five prizes.
01:34Tonight, we've asked them to bring in the thing that is way heavier than it looks.
01:40Let's start with Brie.
01:43I think, let's just show my prize that I've brought in.
01:47Now, obviously, a child can lift it up.
01:50Not heavy.
01:51Or so you think.
01:53Because I've filled this particular soft toy with two goon sacks.
01:57Quite heavy.
02:00One in the head.
02:01One that is in quite a precarious position.
02:05That genuinely is an unfortunate position for the nozzle of the goon, isn't it?
02:11You should see when you want to drink it straight from the sack to your mouth.
02:14Looks even worse.
02:16Alice, what did you bring in?
02:18Again, I think we should just show it, really, so that I can speak to what you see.
02:21Obviously, Marley and Me, it's a movie starring, as you can see, Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson, and it features a dog.
02:32What could seem lighter fare than that?
02:34And then what's crazy about this film is the dog dies.
02:40You cannot get through this film without crying.
02:47Even now, it whips me apart.
02:49Would you prefer if the dog was dead on the cover?
02:53I just think that would have been a more honest cover.
02:57Jackie, what did you bring in?
02:59Did you just call me Jackie?
03:00Or did I imagine that?
03:01Oh, right, sorry.
03:02This is Jackie.
03:03Jackie's beside you.
03:04There's a person next to you.
03:05Yeah, sorry about that.
03:06Jackie, I thought you just developed a pet name for me.
03:10Jackie, what did you bring in for your prize to ask?
03:12Well, Jeremy, I...
03:13Sorry, as you were, as you were.
03:17Jackie, what did you bring in?
03:18Well, I'd like to...
03:19Sorry.
03:22Just what a woman-on-woman crime might be.
03:25Yeah.
03:26All right, here we go.
03:27Jackie, what did you bring in?
03:28Cake.
03:32I baked a cake.
03:34It doesn't look very heavy.
03:35Okay, it is heavy.
03:37Because if you look at my second shot, you'll see that I very cleverly managed to find three
03:42very large rocks, stuffed them into the cake tin, barely able to carry it.
03:49Jack, what did you bring in?
03:50Me?
03:52Yes, you.
03:53I bought in a Minecraft book.
03:56Not very heavy at all, but if you open it, you'll see I've replaced the interior with
04:01the boy in striped pyjamas.
04:05Not a very light read.
04:07And at the end of it, the dog dies.
04:12If you spell dog, D-A-W-G.
04:19Paul.
04:20Pax.
04:21Yeah, talk to me.
04:22What's your thing that you've brought in that's heavier than what it looks?
04:26You have a Pakistani mother, yes?
04:27I have a Pakistani stepmother.
04:29Yeah, beautiful.
04:30Pakistani mothers, they have a lot of expectation.
04:35They do.
04:35So what I have brought in is the overbearing weight of the expectation of a Pakistani mother.
04:41And to represent that, I've brought this.
04:49My mother gives me one of these once every couple of months, hoping that it'll inspire
04:54me to take a paper.
04:56I know, from my own experience with a Pakistani stepmother, that the weight of expectation
05:02of a Pakistani mother is intense and heavy.
05:04It's scary.
05:05It's scary, but it doesn't surprise me, so you get one point.
05:07Oh.
05:09My mother is going to beat me after this.
05:12I also have watched Mali and Me.
05:14It is one of the saddest things I've ever seen in my entire life, so I'm aware of that.
05:18So it's not heavier than what you'd expect, in my opinion.
05:20Yeah, but did you know that going in?
05:21Absolutely.
05:23Because people like you spoiled it for me.
05:25So you get two points.
05:26Fair enough, yeah.
05:28Three points for Jack.
05:29Yeah, still going with that.
05:30Four points for Jackie, and five points for Brie.
05:37Okay, let's get into the first proper task, Paul.
05:40Sure thing, Jeremy.
05:41There's no I in team, but there is a team task in my I pad.
05:46Here it is.
05:47Hello, Pax.
05:57Paul.
05:57Hello, Brie.
06:00Jesus!
06:02How are you?
06:03Good, thank you.
06:03How are you?
06:04Yeah, great.
06:05I'm doing real well.
06:06I'm sorry for my exaggerated response.
06:09I freak out when white people surprise me.
06:11G'day, mate.
06:15How are you?
06:16How are you?
06:17How the hell are you?
06:18Good to see you.
06:18Good to see you, hey?
06:20Yeah.
06:20Yeah.
06:20Great to see you.
06:21Good stuff.
06:22You look well.
06:23So do you.
06:24You look real well.
06:29Hello, Alice.
06:30Hi, Paul.
06:31Hello, Brie.
06:33Moved my locker.
06:34It's just better angles to film, because I'd say if you had Bree's locker.
06:41I'm comfortable with that.
06:43I think I feel good.
06:47Ooh.
06:54Out alpha the rest of your team.
06:56And assert.
06:59Why?
07:00And assert yourself as the dominant member.
07:03Most alpha wins.
07:06Don't let the rest of the team know.
07:09Or you'll receive zero points.
07:11You have until the end of your next task.
07:14Your time starts now.
07:17This feels like a character assassination.
07:20Get off.
07:21Ow.
07:23You're not doing it.
07:25I'm also an alpha.
07:26Oh, you are too.
07:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:27Pick that up, Paul.
07:29Pick it up now.
07:31Oh, see?
07:32I'm a natural whore.
07:34Oh, no.
07:35White person.
07:36Jeez!
07:37No!
07:38What are you saying?
07:39Jack and set.
07:41Jack and set.
07:42Jack and set.
07:43Jack and set.
07:43I don't really know it.
07:45Have we elected, like, a team leader yet or anything?
07:49Are we supposed to do that?
07:50I think I should probably...
07:51Yeah, yeah.
07:52You can be team leader.
07:52Okay.
07:53Do you want me to read it?
07:53Good to see ya.
07:55I'll read this, eh?
07:56Nah, mate.
07:56I got it.
07:57Step aside.
07:58As team leader, I will, um, allow you to pick it up, Pax.
08:02To be honest, I love reading it and I love doing it for you.
08:06Yeah, nice.
08:06Draw a portrait...
08:09...that depicts the taskmaster.
08:13...that depicts the taskmaster playing ping-pong.
08:16Best portrait wins.
08:17You must have at least one ball bouncing at all times.
08:21If no balls are bouncing, the task is over.
08:24You may only draw one line at a time.
08:26And must take turns drawing.
08:29Okay.
08:30I'll draw first.
08:31Sorry, I haven't finished reading.
08:32Oh, okay.
08:33Just give me a sec.
08:34You have 12 minutes maximum.
08:36So my advice would be, when you're going to grab a ball, if there's two...
08:40What is it about you that thinks you need to tell two women how to do something as simple
08:44as bounce a ball?
08:45I find that quite upsetting, to be honest, in 2025.
08:50Whatever's going on here has to stop.
08:57Alice and Brie, that is the most passive-aggressive meeting in the history of the show.
09:03The show there was full-on.
09:04What a showdown.
09:04I still feel uncomfortable thinking about it.
09:07Yeah, there was a real sort of toxic sexual energy.
09:12Jackie, had you met Jack at that stage?
09:16Did you know much about him?
09:17No.
09:18I thought, oh dear, okay, here's like a kind of...
09:21Oh, yeah.
09:21...an excitable, young...
09:24Leader.
09:24No.
09:25I do feel I owe an apology to Jack.
09:29I ran out of paper, and that's why these two didn't also get the task.
09:33Oh.
09:34It was really confusing.
09:35Yes.
09:36Because I know Jack, and he walked in being like, I want to be the leader, and I was like,
09:40you're the least leader-y guy I know.
09:43Yeah.
09:43Who are we going to see first, Paul?
09:45Up first, it's Jackie and Pax being led by their undisputed team leader, Jack Anson.
09:50Thank you.
09:51As leader of the group, I'm just going to say Jackie's going to bounce, and we're going
09:55to draw.
09:55But could you be sending us up Schitt's Creek?
09:57Should we have a new vote?
09:58What are we voting on?
09:59No.
09:59On the leader.
10:00Who votes that Jack should be the team leader?
10:05It'll be a really good opportunity for me as a young person to step up into a leadership
10:08role.
10:09You need to give me an opportunity to rise up in the ranks.
10:11What do you think the ranks currently are?
10:14Well, I just feel I'm the least experienced.
10:16I would say the least successful as well.
10:18The least successful.
10:19Quite naturally, probably the least, like the shakiest.
10:22Okay, I'll give you money if I can be the leader.
10:24Okay, 10 bucks.
10:25Yep, done.
10:26I want Lego F1.
10:27Done.
10:28So don't blow your whistle yet, Paul.
10:30We're just going to have a practice.
10:31There's no pressure.
10:33There's no pressure.
10:34But don't you.
10:35Oh, sorry.
10:36What are you doing?
10:38Can I make a suggestion?
10:39Yeah.
10:40I'll sort this one out.
10:41Yeah, yeah.
10:42When Jack comes in, he doesn't touch the ball.
10:46Yeah, as team leader, I think that's a really good idea.
10:47Jack, when you draw, when I draw, when each person draws, say done.
10:52When each person draws, say done.
10:54Why are you repeating what I'm saying?
10:56Because I'm the leader.
10:58Before we start, just because I'm the leader, it would really give me confidence if you guys
11:02could go, Jack is the leader.
11:04Oh, oh, oh.
11:05I will not do that.
11:06There is no way.
11:07I'll give you 20 bucks and another Lego.
11:09Jack is the leader.
11:09Oh, oh, oh.
11:11On my whistle.
11:17Say done.
11:18Done.
11:19Done.
11:19Don't touch it.
11:20Done.
11:21Done.
11:22Done.
11:22Go, go, Jack.
11:23Don't touch it.
11:24Don't you dare touch it.
11:25Don't even look at it.
11:26Don't look at it.
11:26No, I'm not.
11:27I'm not.
11:28Good leadership, Jack.
11:29Thanks, Paul.
11:30Don't touch it.
11:31Not touching.
11:32I'm making the decision to not touch, not you.
11:34Done.
11:35Done.
11:35Done.
11:36Don't touch.
11:37Yep.
11:37Just a mental health check.
11:38How's everyone coping?
11:40As the leader, it's a good thing to check it on.
11:42Packs!
11:43What are you doing?
11:45No!
11:45What are you doing?
11:47Where's the ball?
11:48Oh, my God.
11:49You got it.
11:49Well done, Packs.
11:50Quick, quick, quick.
11:51Well done.
11:52Done.
11:53Someone's got to call it when we think the drawing's going to get worse.
11:56It's getting quite explicit.
11:58Done.
11:59And done.
12:00Done.
12:01Well done, Packs.
12:02No balls are bouncing.
12:03Yep.
12:04Okay.
12:05Excellent.
12:05I was just having a moment with Packs.
12:07Yeah, yeah.
12:07Can we do that again, but just without...
12:09Well, can you not go for it?
12:11I'll give you authority on that as a team later.
12:13Shall I sort of do this a few years ago?
12:21Jack, in your experience of Elfers, do they normally bribe people to be the leader and
12:25then just repeat what the other people say?
12:28Look, I did my best in a dire circumstance.
12:31These two have the egos of, I guess, you.
12:34I don't know.
12:37Whoa!
12:38Whoa!
12:38And it was like...
12:39Whoa!
12:40It was...
12:40No, just pipe down, bro.
12:42Pipe down.
12:44Where was this energy during the task?
12:47The Alpha task is over.
12:49I'm not done!
12:52Okay.
12:52I think it's best that we take a few minutes just to cleanse the studio of Jack's dominant
12:56energy.
12:57Thank you.
12:58And we will see you after the break.
12:59See you in a moment.
13:00APPLAUSE
13:00Kera koutou, Arnold.
13:14Welcome back to Taskmaster.
13:16What were we doing, Paul?
13:17Our teams are drawing a picture of you playing ping pong while keeping ping pong balls bouncing.
13:24On top of that, there is a secret side task where some of them are trying to out Alpha
13:28each other.
13:29It's time for our team of two.
13:31And this team ain't big enough for the both of them.
13:34It's Alpha Alice and Big Dog Bri.
13:37So do you understand the task?
13:39I can explain it to you if you like.
13:40No, I got it.
13:41It doesn't take long for me to get that sort of stuff.
13:44Yeah.
13:45So you understand?
13:46I get it.
13:47I probably get it the most.
13:49You think you get it more than Alice?
13:50Yeah, I think so.
13:51I've got you.
13:52I am a leader and I can sort this out.
13:55Yeah, I'm more kind of the quiet, confident type.
13:57You've heard of those leaders.
13:58You're Nelson Mandela.
14:03On my whistle.
14:06Drop the ball.
14:07Oh, no.
14:18I think both balls have stopped.
14:22That's not true.
14:25Both balls have stopped.
14:26I want a video real.
14:27I want.
14:29Oh, no.
14:31True.
14:31Anyway, Paul, it's just been lovely.
14:38Thank you, man.
14:39I appreciate that.
14:40Thank you.
14:40Bri, what a class act.
14:42Cheers, mate.
14:44Yeah, sure.
14:45There, there.
14:46There.
14:52What do you have in common, do you think,
14:54in terms of your alphaness with Nelson Mandela?
14:57Listen, I regret making that comparison, obviously.
15:03I should have shown more deference to the great Nelson Mandela,
15:07but maybe he'd be flattered.
15:14Before you score the secret alpha task,
15:17the task did say,
15:18don't let your team know about the alpha task.
15:22Okay.
15:22So here's Bri and Alice right after that task.
15:26Oh, my God.
15:26I'm so happy that you had the same thing.
15:29I, me too.
15:31I was like, I'm going to feel so old.
15:33Same.
15:34I was freaking out before going into it,
15:36and I'm like, f***ing hell.
15:37Oh, thank God.
15:38Yeah.
15:40I couldn't hear what...
15:42I couldn't make out any of that.
15:44Could you make out what was said?
15:45I couldn't...
15:46Yeah, you were basically saying...
15:48I said, I'm so happy you had the same thing.
15:50Oh, what were you talking about?
15:52We were talking about the STI that we had.
15:54Yeah, we both had syphilis.
15:58Syphilis, syphilis.
15:59Okay.
16:00And we were worried that we'd spread it to each other,
16:02but it was a huge relief to find out.
16:04No need to panic.
16:06We both had it.
16:06Everyone in the interaction has syphilis.
16:10Do you buy that?
16:11No.
16:12What?
16:12Why would we say on national television
16:15that we both had syphilis?
16:17That is a good point.
16:19No, it's not a good point.
16:21Okay.
16:23So first of all, let's talk about the drawing,
16:26because that was the task, right?
16:29Wow.
16:30So clearly, Jack, Jackie and Pax,
16:33that's a bigger drawing than Alice and Bree.
16:35Okay.
16:35I would say four and...
16:38I suppose you give that one?
16:40Yeah.
16:40I have to give it one.
16:42It's something.
16:42Yeah.
16:42If your kid brought that home,
16:44you'd put that up on the fridge.
16:46I would not put that on the fridge.
16:48Okay, so how do you want to score the alpha task?
16:52I think these guys don't get any points at all.
16:54Boo!
16:54They knew.
16:54In all seriousness,
16:56I would just warn you
16:58about the optics
16:59of penalising two queer women.
17:03No?
17:04Okay.
17:06Thank you.
17:07I think their mind is made up.
17:09My parents are refugees.
17:13Sorry.
17:17Thank you so much.
17:18I'm pescetarian.
17:22You know?
17:24I've had a pretty privileged upbringing.
17:29Sit down.
17:30Sit down.
17:31The alpha task,
17:32I think these two were disqualified.
17:35Zero points for both of them.
17:36Okay.
17:36And then I reckon Jack...
17:39All these guys didn't know
17:40that he was being the alpha.
17:41They had no idea at all.
17:42Not at all.
17:43He needs five.
17:43Invisible.
17:44Five.
17:44It was one of the...
17:45Five for all three?
17:47I think five for all three.
17:48Five for all three.
17:48The alpha.
17:49Ah.
17:50Ah.
17:53That's crazy.
17:54I suggest we move on.
17:56Absolutely.
17:58Okay.
17:59Where do the scores sit
18:00for the episode so far, Paul?
18:01Alice is in last on three.
18:04In first with 13 points,
18:05Jackie Van Beek.
18:06Whoa.
18:09Nice.
18:11Okay.
18:11I am ready for another task, Paul.
18:13Of course, Jeremy.
18:14And this one's a piece of cake.
18:16Oh, no.
18:27Paul.
18:27Hello, Brie.
18:29Hi, Paul.
18:30Hello, Jack.
18:31Hello, Pax.
18:32Hello, Alice.
18:34Okay.
18:34Oh.
18:38Oh.
18:39Birthday.
18:40Birthday.
18:45Find your cake and eat it too.
18:47I love cake.
18:49Fastest to eat some of the cake wins.
18:52The cake is in this room, correct?
18:55Your time starts now.
18:58Is it a trick?
18:59What do you mean?
19:00Is cake a metaphor?
19:01No, it's cake.
19:02Is it actual cake?
19:03It's cake.
19:04Did you get my...
19:04Do you know I'm dairy-free?
19:05Do you know I'm gluten intolerant?
19:07Are you?
19:08Ah, I can't say.
19:09Okay, because I'm intolerant to your bullshit.
19:12Oh, my God.
19:12Okay.
19:13That seems like a pretty simple task.
19:20I'll tell you what.
19:21This is the one task I hoped was going to get cut out of the show.
19:25Who's pudding pursuit are we going to see first?
19:28Let's start with the single syllables.
19:30Pax, Jax, and Brie.
19:33Sit up.
19:33Sit up.
19:34Sorry for yelling.
19:38Do you know where it is?
19:40I know where the cake is.
19:40Oh.
19:41Right here.
19:47Oh, it's not a cake.
19:48It's made to look like a cake.
19:52That's not cake, man.
19:53That's icing as well.
19:54That's icing.
19:55That's icing.
19:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:58Is this what you want, Paul?
20:03Was that even icing?
20:04Is it, like, tar-based?
20:06What is this?
20:08If I touch everything in this room, I'll find it.
20:12Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch.
20:14This is a citizen watch.
20:21Just put it in your pocket.
20:26Oh, a sword.
20:27It's in this room.
20:28Yes.
20:29Is it behind the crew?
20:30This is a sound man.
20:31This is a cameraman.
20:32This is a photographer.
20:33None of these people are cake.
20:35I've lost my mind.
20:36I miss my kids.
20:37It's looking like at this point, I'm not going to find it.
20:39Who here is willing to accept some kind of bribe to forget about your jobs?
20:45They can't forget about their jobs.
20:46They have to man a camera.
20:49Cameras aren't going to operate themselves.
20:50It smells like cake over here.
21:13It might be my eau de cake.
21:14These cameras have to be pointing at it.
21:19Never mind.
21:20These cameras are literally every direction.
21:21Okay.
21:22I'm now reaching the point of like anger.
21:24I'm getting to anger.
21:25Okay.
21:26Well, I have to make a cake.
21:30Do I just allow myself to get to anger?
21:32Or do I do what my therapist said and take myself out of the situation?
21:36I don't believe in myself.
21:41Woo!
21:43And in the meantime, I'll keep looking for the cake.
21:45Can you give me a hint?
21:46If you give me something in return.
21:48I've got an old Prezi card.
21:5150 euros.
21:53Tell me the colour of the cake.
21:55What is the colour of the cake?
21:58Black.
21:58The cake is black.
22:00Black.
22:00Okay.
22:04The cake is black?
22:06Look.
22:08What?
22:11You.
22:11Where else can I look?
22:18What?
22:21AHHHHH!
22:22AHHHHH!
22:27What?
22:33Oh, my God.
22:35C'est cake.
22:41C'est un super cake.
22:45Merci.
22:46Oh my god.
22:50Pax, Jack, Brie, who had fun with that game?
22:54Yeah, you really edited that down.
22:58For you Brie, tell us about the range of emotions that you go through,
23:01because at first I think you'd be optimistic.
23:03Yeah, I was really optimistic, and then I was, like, excited,
23:07and then I was frustrated, and then I was a little bit horny,
23:11and then I was, like, frustrated again.
23:13That was the only task I contemplated giving up.
23:16I did too.
23:17Yeah, I ate so much icing on fake cakes, I had the runs after.
23:23How was the timing, actually?
23:24Because it seemed like, what, five, ten minutes or something?
23:27Pax found the cake in 38 minutes and 29 seconds.
23:30Brie and Jack had almost the exact same time.
23:35So Jack took one hour, five minutes, and 13 seconds.
23:40Hell yeah.
23:41Brie took one hour, five minutes, and nine seconds.
23:46No.
23:47Wow.
23:48So, yes, only four seconds in it.
23:50Um, your cake?
23:51Yes.
23:52What happened to that?
23:53Because I was convinced it was a trick,
23:55and I thought, okay, I'm going to have to make the cake myself,
23:58and as the cake was baking,
24:00I pretty much walked straight back into the room and saw it.
24:03My only regret is I didn't put it in front of Paul, like,
24:06Trunchbull, and make him eat it like he was Bruce Bogtrotter.
24:09So Jack's cake, um, oh, it's lovely.
24:13It looks not bad.
24:14Yeah.
24:14I ate it, and it was maybe the saltiest thing I've ever eaten.
24:18It burned my mouth.
24:19It was like the Dead Sea times 100.
24:23And while our contestants were trying to find cake,
24:25I found some of the most incredible ads you've ever seen in your life.
24:29See you after the break.
24:29No, my, hawky, my, welcome back to Taskmaster.
24:45We're halfway through an entirely original task that we've been calling
24:50Is this thing cake, or is it something else instead?
24:54Up next, she's in the movies, so she knows how to find the camera.
24:58It's Jackie Van Beek.
25:07Oh, is it that thing?
25:10No, that's fake.
25:13That's that.
25:15What, do you call that cake?
25:17Mm-mm.
25:21Sorry.
25:22I do find it quite hard, like, just seeing stuff, actually.
25:25You need to think like a cake that's trying to hide.
25:28Sometimes when I do that, when I lose my sunglasses, I think,
25:30what are my sunglasses seeing right now?
25:32What's the cake seeing right now?
25:34The cake's looking at me, it can see me.
25:36Right.
25:37And thinking, what a fool.
25:41Oh, okay, I see the clock.
25:44Is that cake?
25:45No.
25:49Is that the cake?
25:50That's the cake.
26:04God, now I have to eat some of it.
26:06Yes, please.
26:09I've stopped the clock.
26:10Holy crap.
26:11That was an excellent hidden cake.
26:14How did you guys feel watching that?
26:23Because that must have been kind of heartbreaking.
26:25I feel like I need to up my Ritalin.
26:29Yeah.
26:30I feel like I need to get on Ritalin.
26:33But I will say, that, like, I didn't find the cake within 38 seconds.
26:37Sure.
26:37I think it was still pretty impressive.
26:39Nine minutes, 49 seconds.
26:41Okay, it was nine minutes.
26:42That's impressive.
26:44Well, there's still one to go, isn't there?
26:46Yes, sir.
26:47There's one slice left, and it's got Alice Sneddon's name all over it.
26:58Ising?
26:59Will that count?
27:00No.
27:01Oh, everywhere's icing.
27:05Oh, everything's icing.
27:20Favorite type of cake?
27:22Carrot?
27:22I feel like carrot cake needs to stop highlighting the fact that it has carrot in it.
27:27Don't name yourself after the worst thing about you.
27:30It's like if I went around calling myself pedophile Paul.
27:33Paul, shockingly, that's not the worst thing about you.
27:37Pedophilia, I can forgive.
27:40But what can't you?
27:42I do the cake!
27:46So what are you doing here?
27:48I'm masking all the shelves that I've declared cake-free.
27:51Where'd that come from?
28:02What is it?
28:03Has that always been there?
28:04You've got it from up there, and then when you brought the boat down, you also brought the seagull.
28:08I'm blacking it out.
28:18Usually I say, we can't get the rights to that, but I don't think that's a problem.
28:24I don't think they're suing.
28:27Oh my god, Paul.
28:30Can I ask you a question?
28:32Does the cake have icing on it?
28:33Yeah, like a kind of fondant.
28:36Like a fondant?
28:38Yeah.
28:38So it would look like an actual thing?
28:40It's cake.
28:45Oh!
28:54Is the cake behind me?
28:56I can't say.
28:57Oh!
28:58Why is there a GoPro there?
29:07We've kind of got GoPros everywhere.
29:09Okay.
29:10We're filming this, so like, see him?
29:12He's a camera.
29:13Camera.
29:14Camera.
29:18Why would you make a cake for someone and then hide it?
29:22It's not hidden.
29:23So it's in plain sight?
29:25Of course.
29:25If I do this, have I just seen the cake?
29:32I don't know what you saw.
29:40Did you see the cake?
29:42Yeah.
29:44What?
29:46So is it to my right?
29:48What will you give me if I answer that?
29:50You can have my entire fee for this show.
29:52It's not to the right of you.
29:55But you do owe me $50 now.
30:00My shirt is not cake.
30:03The cake's not to the right of me.
30:05The cake is to the left of me.
30:06It's not in there.
30:09It's not to the right of me.
30:11It's not straight ahead.
30:12It's to the left.
30:13And it's not behind the cameras.
30:18I will kill myself.
30:23Stop the clock.
30:24I'm so sorry about what happened to you.
30:41It's okay.
30:42Firstly, are you okay?
30:56It was truly, it was like a life lowlight and a life highlight at the same time.
31:02Because I did find it.
31:04But I did cry real tears.
31:06And watching it back now, I am similarly moved.
31:11So Alice found the cake in one hour, 22 minutes and 55 seconds.
31:16That's actually a lot shorter than I thought it would be.
31:19Honestly, it felt longer in the room.
31:21It looked longer.
31:24Okay, so what are the scores?
31:25So that means one point for Alice, two points for Jack, three points for Brie, four points for Pax, and five points for Jackie Van Beek.
31:35Time for a break.
31:36We'll see you after this.
31:37Welcome back to Jazzmaster.
31:52All right, Paul, in the words of one of New Zealand's greatest ever children's shows, what now?
31:58Jeremy, do you ever experience déjà vu?
32:01No.
32:03Jeremy, do you ever experience déjà vu?
32:07Here's the task.
32:16Oh my god.
32:18I've travelled back in time.
32:19Oh god.
32:21Hello, Alice.
32:22Hello, Brie.
32:23Hi, Paul.
32:23Did it not work out?
32:24Did the cameras not record?
32:25I'm just going to draw the thing.
32:27I feel like we should read it.
32:29Well, I'm not the team captain anymore, guys.
32:30I've decided to take a step back, so you guys make the decisions, okay?
32:35Okay, sure.
32:36That's fine.
32:36It's my friend Alice.
32:38Yeah, we've made up.
32:39I love her.
32:40You can read that.
32:41Wow.
32:41You sure?
32:42Yeah, go on.
32:43That's so nice of you.
32:43Thank you.
32:44Mandela-esque.
32:45Re-enact the moment the other team met for their first team task.
32:53Most accurate re-enactment wins.
32:56Paul may play the third team member.
32:58One of your team members must play Paul.
33:01You have 20 minutes.
33:02Your time starts now.
33:04Do you know those guys well?
33:05I know Pax and Jackie.
33:07I know Jack from watching him struggle at my gym.
33:11They said they weren't going to show that part.
33:19Sorry, Dad.
33:19Brie, please tell us, what's Jack like at the gym?
33:22I see him walking past me with the personal trainer.
33:26Yeah.
33:26He does none of the heavy weights.
33:30Okay, Paul.
33:30Let's see our teams meet for the very first time for the second time.
33:34First up, it's Brie and Alice as portrayed by the other team.
33:39Oh, I'm Brianna.
33:41Is that a friend's name?
33:42Oh, kene, kene.
33:42Oh, it's all my balls.
33:43How the f*** are you?
33:45I'm on the radio.
33:46We could all do that role.
33:48Yeah, so we can all nail that.
33:49Alice has moved to the UK.
33:51Maybe she has picked up...
33:52Yeah, she's like, hello, Governor.
33:53Hello.
33:54I think we should quickly audition for all three.
33:56I'm going to start.
33:57Okay, so you yell out her name.
33:58I'm just going to work on instinctive.
33:59Yell out her name.
34:00Shaquille O'Neill.
34:01Quickly, please.
34:02This is just...
34:03I thought this would be a quick little fun thing.
34:05Let's say her name together.
34:06Yeah.
34:06Three, two, one.
34:07Shaquille O'Neill.
34:10Sorry, Jackie, we won't...
34:11We'll give you an actual character in this show.
34:13I'm just trying to be helpful.
34:15Yeah.
34:15I'm just trying to help her.
34:16So I say them.
34:17Yes, okay.
34:18This is Jackie Van Beek's audition for Shaquille O'Neill.
34:21No.
34:22Huh?
34:23No.
34:23Oh, okay.
34:24Let's go get some things to wear,
34:26and we'll come back down,
34:27and we'll just...
34:28Yes, and it.
34:29We'll just do it.
34:34Oh, g'day, guys.
34:35G'day, Paul.
34:36How's this?
34:37Yeah.
34:38Hello, Farina.
34:39Paul, how's it going?
34:40How's it going?
34:41Oh, f***ing, it's Snetso!
34:43Oh, my!
34:45Hello, hello, hello.
34:49Hello, Ella.
34:49Hello, hello, hello, Paul.
34:52I'm just coming from London,
34:53where I make television.
34:55Yes.
34:55So, Alice has been over in the UK.
35:02Yeah.
35:02How long does it take someone to be over in the UK
35:04before they develop a fully-fledged London accent?
35:07Well, she's turning her down right now.
35:08Yeah, she's putting on a Kiwi accent right now.
35:11Yeah.
35:11Do your normal accent.
35:12Go on.
35:13Um, hello, hello, hello.
35:16Yes-a-me.
35:20Mario?
35:21Mario.
35:21Yeah, I'm not great at accent.
35:24Normally, I would critique people's performances,
35:27but seeing as they were playing you guys,
35:29how would you critique their performances?
35:31Zero.
35:31I can't lie, I think Jackie did a very good me,
35:38and it was an honour and a career highlight
35:41to have Jackie Van Beek betray me.
35:43And I would do it again.
35:44And I don't feel the same way.
35:48Who have we got left, Paul?
35:50Representing for all the Australians
35:52and the Victorian-era East London cockneys,
35:55it's Brie and Alice.
35:57I think we cast Paul as the part of Jack.
36:00I think so.
36:00I think you've got a Jackie energy.
36:03Regrettably, to follow up with the whole Mandela thing,
36:07I will be playing the part of Pax.
36:09I wouldn't say this if it was any other contestant,
36:12but please, no make-up.
36:15I reckon Pax is in first.
36:17Jackie comes in.
36:18And Jack?
36:19I'd say he's quite, like, reserved.
36:22But then if the task is to be Alpha...
36:25Oh, yeah.
36:27He's going to have to over-conference.
36:29Oh, I forgot they all have to be Alpha.
36:32I wonder if he'd walk-ins shirtless
36:34with, like, a Rambo sort of tie on.
36:36Muscles drawn on, like a six-pack.
36:38Well, that's not necessary with me.
36:41Jackie, we're going to go get you a beautiful costume.
36:44Maybe, like, a Cruella de Vil type.
36:46Third jacket.
36:47And Pax, I feel like, would be playing Alpha
36:50by being comfortable.
36:51Is it possible to get a full meal here?
36:53Like a steak.
36:54Medium rare, please.
36:55OK, we've got 13 and a half.
36:56OK, let's go.
36:57Let's go.
37:01Hey, Paul.
37:02Hello, Pax.
37:03Thank you for preparing the dinner I asked for.
37:06Bon appétit.
37:06Oh, hi, Pax.
37:12Hey, man, how are you doing?
37:14Hey, Paul.
37:15Hello, Jack.
37:19Oh, my God.
37:21Hey, Jackie.
37:22Hello, Jackie.
37:27Pax.
37:28How are you doing?
37:29Hi, Jackie.
37:30Hello, Dad.
37:32Paul.
37:33My name's Jack.
37:35She called me Paul.
37:36You look like something I know.
37:40Oh, wow.
37:42Great.
37:42The alpha energy in your performance here was palpable.
37:45Mm.
37:45And good opportunity to get the girls out on TV.
37:48Yeah.
37:49You know, I've been waiting for that moment.
37:51I feel like I portrayed your girls in turn to a T.
37:55Identical.
37:55Yeah.
37:56I'd like to point out, I think Paul did a great job
37:57of representing my girls as well.
38:00Yeah.
38:01Agreed.
38:01Because I think some people did better impersonations
38:03than others.
38:04Okay.
38:05And so I thought maybe I would just score
38:06each member of the team individually.
38:08Oh.
38:09One point for Alice's Pax.
38:11Because eating a meal, I mean, that was...
38:13You should have done brown face.
38:15Oh, come on, man.
38:16If I had had his go-ahead in advance,
38:20I would have taken the creative risk.
38:23I've got two points for Pax.
38:27What?
38:27And your British accent.
38:29That's absolutely a travesty.
38:33I'll go three points for Brie,
38:35and her performance as Jackie.
38:37Four points for Jackie.
38:38Your Paul was good.
38:39You happy with that?
38:40And I go five for Jackie's Brie.
38:42I thought that was a very good Brie.
38:43Thank you, Jeremy.
38:44And thank you.
38:44Thank you, Brie.
38:45Thank you.
38:46Only one more air break to go,
38:49so let's get that out of the way now,
38:51and we'll see you soon.
38:54Thank you.
39:05APPLAUSE
39:06Welcome back to Taskmaster.
39:08And if you're an Australian New Zealander
39:09and you've just joined us,
39:11please rest assured that there were no offensive
39:13Australian accents at any point in the telecast so far.
39:18Paul, how's our school board looking?
39:20Alice is in last with five points,
39:22and in first with a whopping 23 points,
39:25it's Jackie Van Beek.
39:26Woo!
39:27Time to head up to the stage
39:29for the final task of the show.
39:32APPLAUSE
39:32OK, Paul, who's reading the live task?
39:38Jackie Van Beek.
39:39Display as many emotions as you can in four seconds.
39:44Oh.
39:44Most correct emotions guessed by the Taskmaster wins.
39:49You will be given 16 seconds
39:50to arrange your emotions on the rack in front of you.
39:54You must then perform your emotions in that order.
39:57The Taskmaster will review the footage in slow motion.
40:02So I'm going to give you 16 seconds to arrange your tiles.
40:05OK.
40:05Are you ready?
40:06Yes.
40:06Ready.
40:06Oh, Christ.
40:18Oh, big mistake.
40:19Hands away, Pax.
40:21I'm just putting mine on neatly.
40:22Yep.
40:23Yep.
40:23Oh, yep.
40:24OK.
40:24OK, stop knocking them off, Jack.
40:26Yep.
40:26Sorry.
40:27I can see what you're doing.
40:27Oh, shit.
40:28Oh, my God, he's still going.
40:29It's just, again, he's very uncoordinated.
40:33Four seconds.
40:34Are you ready?
40:35Yep.
40:35I'll count to three and then I'll start.
40:37Oh, God.
40:37I'm so nervous.
40:39One.
40:40I'll count down from three.
40:41Oh, my God, Paul!
40:44Three, two, one, emote.
40:47No more, no more.
40:54All right, everyone.
40:55Come on down and let's judge it.
41:01So we're going to now watch the emotions.
41:04And I'm going to guess them as we go.
41:06Correct.
41:06OK.
41:07Start with Alice.
41:08Anger.
41:13Relief.
41:15Fear.
41:20Sickness.
41:21Oh, you've got a bunch of them.
41:22You've got a lot.
41:23Joy.
41:24You've got quite a few in there, Alice.
41:25Wow.
41:26That last one was personal.
41:29So you've got two.
41:30Two, Alice.
41:32Yeah.
41:32You don't seem very happy.
41:34Oh, I think I had a bit of them.
41:36OK.
41:37Up next, Bree.
41:41Excitement.
41:42Sadness.
41:45Anger.
41:51Relief.
41:55Disbelief.
41:55That's not one of the emotions.
41:57Wow.
41:58What is that?
41:59I think the audience knows.
42:02So you did get three.
42:04I'm happy with that.
42:05Jack.
42:06Oh, God.
42:08I look ill.
42:10Oh, pretty good.
42:12Relief.
42:13Disbelief.
42:14No.
42:15Sadness.
42:18Disgust.
42:20Oh, that's going to wait really long.
42:23Fear.
42:24No.
42:25Oh, my God.
42:26That's fear.
42:27It was surprise.
42:29Oh.
42:31It looked like fear.
42:32I'm worried that you're not familiar enough with emotions to be.
42:37Yeah, this is on you.
42:38So you've got sadness and disgust.
42:40OK.
42:41Up next, Jack.
42:42An actor of some note.
42:44Jackie.
42:45This will be interesting.
42:47Sadness.
42:47Very good.
42:49Excitement.
42:53Anger.
42:53Good.
42:55Fear.
42:59Surprise.
43:00Surprise.
43:01Oh, sorry.
43:02Sorry.
43:02Relief.
43:03What are you locking in there for the last one?
43:06I'm going to go with relief.
43:07So you've got sadness, anger, and fear.
43:12Yeah, I think I'm useless at this game.
43:14So, up next, Pax.
43:18Anger.
43:18I don't know if it started yet.
43:22Happiness.
43:25Sadness.
43:26Very nice, Pax.
43:27Fear.
43:27Fear.
43:27Fear.
43:30Oh, okay.
43:32No, that was specifically how I felt when Jack tried to be the leader.
43:36Okay.
43:37So we just give a point for each of those.
43:39Is that the way to go?
43:40Twos and threes?
43:41So that means two points for Alice and Jack, and three points for Brie, Jackie, and Pax.
43:47There we go.
43:48Good one.
43:51So what does that mean for the scores for episode two?
43:55The winner of episode two with 26 points, Jackie Van Beek.
43:59Here we go.
44:00Congratulations, Jackie.
44:01It's now your responsibility to remove these five heavy things from the studio tonight.
44:07Off you go.
44:08Go and grab them.
44:09Congratulations.
44:09Come some goons, Jackie.
44:10Give it to that goon.
44:12And thank you so much for joining us for another episode of Taskmaster.
44:16Tonight we've learnt you're either born an alpha, or you've bribed someone with Lego.
44:21And there's nothing more devastating than looking for cake.
44:24But most importantly, we've learnt that the winner of episode two is Jackie Van Beek.
44:41Welcome to Taskmaster.
44:48Yeah!
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