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00:00Oh
00:30Welcome to Taskmaster. My name is Jeremy Wells and if you're watching this on demand
00:41Please feel free to skip ahead six seconds to when this introduction is over
00:45And we finally get to the good bit when I tell you that I am the Taskmaster
00:51With me on stage tonight are five winners of life
00:57And losers of tasks
01:00Please put your hands together for Alice Sneddon
01:03Brie Tomasel
01:06Jack Anset
01:08Jackie Van Beek
01:11And Pax Asadi
01:13And next to me as always because every principal first violinist needs someone by their side playing second fiddle
01:22It's the one, the only, Paul Williams
01:27I am ready for a prize task, Paul. What have we asked the contestants to do tonight?
01:34This week we've asked our contestants to bring in the two best things that rhyme
01:42Hmmm
01:44I think we should start with Jack
01:46Musicians, they rhyme. Would we all agree?
01:49Yes, yes. So I DM'd a whole lot of them and I guess just through my high profile I managed to get
01:58Suzie Kato
02:00Ohhhh
02:01Yes, and famous New Zealand rapper Young Sizzle
02:09Ummm
02:10Young Sizzle looks a lot like young Jack Anset
02:16Oh yeah, we hear that all the time
02:19So they make rhymes
02:20Yeah
02:21Oh but their names don't rhyme
02:22No they don't but they rhyme
02:24If you've made that one up, why not go to the effort of giving them a name that rhymes with Suzie Kato
02:31It feels like I'm really going to say see you, see you later to five points here but
02:35Oh my
02:36Hey Jackie, what did you bring in?
02:37Two things that rhyme
02:39A nail and some mail
02:41Hmm
02:42Now the nail is self-explanatory and the mail a little bit of a back story so
02:47I have a wonderful marriage
02:49Um, thank you
02:51Thank you, and my husband and I communicate very well about all of the big things
02:56With the small things not so great
02:58End of last year we get a parking ticket, didn't really sit down and talk about it
03:02Neither of us paid the fine
03:03Then I come home, there's a letter from Bay Corp on the table opened
03:08Threatening court action if I don't pay it
03:10So yet again, Jessie and I don't communicate about that
03:13Ummm, but we both pay it
03:15And then we got sent this letter
03:19I've never seen a form from Bay Corp saying please stop paying it
03:24And I am willing to give this to the person who wins this ep
03:28And if you can be bothered filling out the form, you get the refund
03:32Wow
03:33Right
03:34That's good
03:35So generous
03:36Okay, Pax, what did you bring in?
03:38We all agree that immigration is a good thing
03:40Absolutely
03:42Paul was saying something very safe
03:44Yeah, I know Paul's beliefs
03:46But I believe that without immigration
03:48You guys would mostly just be eating mashed potatoes
03:51Shepherds part
03:52Like we hate white people food
03:55You hate mashed potatoes?
03:57We pretend to like it for employment reasons
03:59Anyway
04:01So what I've brought is two things that my people have brought to New Zealand
04:04That have enhanced the culinary experience
04:06And that is rice and spice
04:11They rhyme
04:13They rhyme
04:14They rhyme
04:15Saffron
04:16Honourly with you, I do not know what saffron is
04:19And you know what Jack?
04:21That checks out
04:22Alice, what did you bring in?
04:25Well Jeremy, I think you'd agree
04:27One of the things we share in common is a love for 90s sitcom star Christina Applegate
04:34Yeah, there she is
04:35Truly the best at what she does
04:37I mean, could you name a better actor in her field?
04:40There you go
04:42There you go
04:43That's exactly my point
04:44Yes
04:45And you know, I thought
04:46What could possibly rhyme with her that would live up to the standard that she sets
04:51And then it hit me
04:52Christina Applegate
04:54And the Sistina Chapel, mate
04:56Oh yeah
04:59So, are you saying that that's the Sistina Chapel?
05:03Like the
05:04No, I'm saying Sistina Chapel, but I'm doing the respectful thing and doing a bit of an Italian accent
05:10Oh wow
05:11Sorry Brie, apologies
05:12I'm okay with it
05:13Okay, great
05:14Sistina!
05:15I think go harder
05:16Yeah, go harder
05:17Yeah
05:18Brie, what did you bring in?
05:20This is easy for me
05:21Because my two favourite things in the whole world actually rhyme
05:24Which is art
05:26And of course
05:27Fart
05:28Oh
05:29Ew
05:31Now hold on
05:32Hold on, hold on
05:33Hold on
05:34You might think that this is just a fart in a jar
05:37And on one hand you'd be correct
05:40But it needs more context as to why it is art
05:51Oh my god
05:52Ew
05:55Incredible
05:57That is amazing
06:00It's an art fart
06:01Wow
06:02Yeah
06:03No, that's five points right there
06:04Yes
06:08Pax, four points for you
06:09Yes
06:10Anything that nourishes billions is worth four points
06:12I agree
06:13Susie Kato and Young Sizzle
06:16I'll give you three points for that Jack
06:18Wow
06:19Nice Jack
06:20Nail and mail
06:21Jacky, it rhymes so I'll give you two points
06:22Thank you
06:23And then one point for Alice because it didn't even rhyme
06:25It didn't even rhyme
06:26Oh wow
06:27Oh wow
06:28So at the start of episode five
06:29Brie is running away with it in first place
06:32And Alice is leaving it where it is and having a lie down
06:35Right, let's get to the first proper task of the episode Paul
06:41Here's one that will separate the poses from the athletes
06:45What are you doing?
06:55You could have done this before I came through the sheet
07:01There's nothing on it
07:03What are you doing there?
07:04It helps
07:05That's what you do, isn't it?
07:07Oh, okay
07:09Take the most
07:11Mind-blowing photo
07:13On the camera on the tripod
07:15Most mind-blowing photo wins
07:17The camera will take one photo exactly
07:24Five minutes after Paul says the phrase
07:27Great day for it
07:29I can't read the next bit
07:31Maybe we could just read it from the task in your pocket
07:34No, should I just give you this one?
07:36Oh, that's nice
07:37Your time starts during the next task
07:41Oh wow, so I don't do it now
07:42I do it during the next task
07:43I have to take the most mind-blowing photo
07:45Mm-hmm
07:48Okay, see you soon
07:49See you soon
07:50Hello Jack
07:55Hello Alice
07:56Welcome
07:57You don't need to welcome me
07:58Well, I just did
07:59You're welcome
08:00No, no, you're welcome
08:01You're welcome
08:02You're welcome, man
08:03Welcome
08:04You're welcome
08:06You're welcome
08:13Kick the ball into the caravan
08:15Fewest kicks wins
08:17You may attempt this as many times as you want
08:20However, if you start again
08:22All prior attempts are wiped
08:24You must start from the spot in the study
08:27You have 20 minutes, your time starts now
08:34So in terms of the task, Paul
08:36Yes
08:37There's two parts to it
08:38There is
08:39Kick a ball into the caravan
08:40As few kicks as possible
08:41And then during that task
08:43At some point
08:44I'll say the phrase
08:45Great day for it
08:46And then they have five minutes
08:47To get to the lab
08:48And take the most mind-blowing photo
08:49Okay, excellent
08:50Right, whose minimum kicks
08:52And maximum looks
08:54Are we gonna see first?
08:55By the way, Paul
08:56Mm-hmm, you're welcome
08:58All jokes, Asadi's one of my favourite comedians
09:02Please welcome Pax Asadi
09:04Yeah
09:07Get in
09:08Get in
09:10That's one kick
09:16Yes
09:17That's five
09:18That's six
09:19You've got 14 minutes
09:20Okay
09:26That turned the wrong way at the end
09:28That's seven
09:30Get over
09:31Glenfield Rovers
09:32Under 12's top goalscorer
09:34It went in
09:39That was good, eh?
09:40Yeah
09:41Yeah
09:42Thanks, Paul
09:43Wait, you don't wanna try any more?
09:45Do another one and wipe that one
09:46No way
09:47That was Dave for it
09:53That's the phrase
09:54What is?
09:55Either it's a great day for it
09:56Or let's go fishing
09:57And I feel like
09:58You haven't said let's go fishing
09:59So it must be
10:00That it's a great day for it
10:01Let's go fishing
10:02What?
10:03What?
10:04I'm super keen for fishing
10:05Paul, get in here
10:06I can't remember how much time I had
10:08I'm not sure either, sorry
10:10Let's just practice
10:11Three
10:12Two
10:13One
10:14That's good
10:16Okay, now what do we do?
10:17Well, I don't know when it's gonna go off, so
10:19Do we have to constantly jump?
10:21I guess so
10:22I also don't know if the phrase is
10:24Let's go fishing
10:25Or
10:26It's a good day for it
10:27Because you said both
10:28Was that it?
10:30Yeah
10:31Was that it?
10:32Yeah
10:33Okay, so what was gonna be mind blowing about two guys on a mop?
10:46Um, uh, nothing
10:49I'm quite happy with my kicks though
10:51Yeah, Glenfield Rovers, under 12?
10:53Under 12's top goalscorer
10:54Yeah, I can see why
10:55Yeah
10:56What sport was Glenfield Rovers?
10:58Soccer
10:59Oh
11:02Burn
11:03What does that mean?
11:04I've said all I need to say
11:08Alright, get ready
11:09We're going to take a photo of you as soon as the ad break is up
11:13So, you better be back here by then
11:15And you better be looking your best
11:17Your time starts now
11:19Welcome back to Taskmaster
11:34Right, what were we doing Paul?
11:36Our contestants were trying to complete two tasks at once
11:40They had to get the ball in the caravan with as few kicks as possible
11:43And five minutes after I said the phrase great day for it
11:46They had to pose for the most mind blowing photo in the lab
11:50Right, whose kicks and snaps are we going to see next Paul?
11:54It's ladies night
11:56Go off Queens
11:57It's time for my gals
11:59Alice, Bree and Jackie
12:02Shall we start?
12:03Mhm
12:06Would you consider this a kick?
12:11Is that a kick?
12:12Didn't think so
12:13Okay
12:15Okay, I'm going to start again
12:19Shit
12:24Because my foot's not
12:26Oh shit
12:32Shit
12:33No, that's gone badly
12:34Okay
12:36Great day for it
12:37Oh, come on
12:39Great day for it
12:40It's a great day for it
12:44It really is
12:45Okay
12:49That's four
12:50So what are you doing?
12:51Setting a timer?
12:52Yeah
12:54That's five
12:55I'm going again
12:58Don't look at me like that
12:59Look at me like that
13:04You've got 14 minutes 45
13:06Far out!
13:07Time management
13:14Oh, pretty good Paul
13:16Okay, let's go
13:17Photo time Paul
13:18Three
13:21Let's go take a photo
13:24Are you sure?
13:25Positive
13:26Oh shit
13:28Will we know if the photo's been taken?
13:30It'll be flash
13:31Oh
13:37Oh no
13:38I don't think this is possible
13:39Ah
13:40Oh
13:49That's going to be one hell of a photo
13:50Okay, quick Paul
13:51Back up here
13:52Okay
13:54Not bad
13:55Rugby plays do it
13:59Oh man
14:05This might be
14:07My greatest moment on Taskmaster yet
14:11Count me down from 10
14:14You want to wait till there's 10 seconds left
14:15Yep
14:16So you're trying to give yourself more pressure
14:17Yeah
14:18Yeah
14:21Eight
14:22Seven
14:23Six
14:28Happy with that
14:33Bree, you went for the down on your knees blowing technique
14:39You wanted a mind blowing photo, I gave you the opposite in the other task
14:44Jackie, in terms of kicking the ball
14:46Yeah
14:47Can you define what a kick is?
14:49So what I was attempting to do there was I wedged it in between my two ankles
14:53Kept the contact going so I'd started the kick but I hadn't finished the kick
14:58So it was still kick one
15:02That's one kick
15:03Yeah, no we get the idea
15:04Yeah
15:05But I was really excited about my photo
15:07I'm feeling pretty good about my photo now
15:10Before we get to the photos, how about kicks?
15:13So Pax was nine kicks
15:15Alice, her final attempt, five kicks
15:18Wow
15:19Wow
15:20Bree, five kicks
15:21Wow
15:23Jackie, there was some hopping
15:25A little
15:26But seven kicks
15:27Seven kicks
15:28Yeah, I really thought my nine kicks was good
15:30It is good Pax, just not as good as five
15:32Yeah, or seven
15:34I'll tell you what the good news is, that there's still one person to go
15:37And he is unbelievably uncoordinated
15:40Ready
15:41And set
15:42And go
15:44Okay
15:45First kick
15:48I'm gonna hit it over the
15:52I'm just gonna do what we call in the business a trick shot
15:54Okay
15:58Don't count that Paul
15:59I'm counting every kick
16:01Woah, okay
16:03And we go down
16:05Pick the bull into the caravan they say
16:07Yes, simple task
16:09Great day for it
16:13Oh shit
16:14Sorry Paul
16:20It's 20
16:21Do you reckon I should try that again?
16:22Probably
16:23I'm gonna try it again
16:24Okay
16:25Through the kitchen
16:27Shit
16:28Through the kitchen
16:30Through the kitchen
16:32Through the
16:34Through the kitchen
16:39Through the kitchen
16:41Okay, have you got that?
16:43Shit
16:44No!
16:46Through the kitchen
16:48Yes!
16:49Yes!
16:51Two
16:53That's three
16:54Yes, yes, yes
16:55Three
16:56Four
16:57Oh!
16:59Oh!
17:03Oh!
17:06Oh!
17:08Oh!
17:10That was the most successful moment in the history of this show!
17:15Oh!
17:16Oh!
17:18Yes!
17:19Oh!
17:20Thanks Paul
17:21Thank you Jack
17:31Great work from you Jack, great kick
17:32Yep
17:33But you obviously missed the second part of that task
17:36Are you happy with that?
17:37It was an abstract shot?
17:38I don't know if you know much about the photography field Jeremy but sometimes silence speaks volu-
17:46Yeah
17:47So in terms of the kicks
17:49Jack, four kicks
17:50Wow
17:51Wow
17:52Well that's good
17:53Alright
17:54He restarted 22 times
17:55Yeah
17:56Okay, so one point for Pax
17:58Yep
17:59Two points for Jackie
18:00Three points for Brie and Alice
18:01And then five points for Jack
18:04I think that's fair
18:07Okay, should we take a look at these mind-blowing photos and judge them?
18:10Yes
18:11Wow
18:13I look like I'm birthing Paul
18:16And that's pretty mind-blowing
18:19Jackie, what have you got on underneath that jacket?
18:21Nothing
18:22Good, okay
18:23It's pretty clear to me
18:24Obviously Jack is one
18:26Oh, okay
18:27Alice is two
18:29Ewan Pax on the mop
18:31Three
18:32Okay
18:33Brie birthing you four
18:35Yes
18:36And Jackie with no clothes on with an overcoat
18:38Five
18:39Okay
18:41Thank you very much, thank you very much
18:42Thank you very much
18:43Okay, so how has that affected the overall scores then?
18:44Leading episode five with 12 points, Brie Thomas-L
18:51Early days, early days
18:53Let's keep it moving shall we?
18:54What have you got next for me?
18:56Hear my voice, I entreat
18:58It's time for another task
19:07Oh, Paul
19:10Paul Williams
19:11Hello Paul
19:12Hello Paul
19:13Oh, patriotic
19:14Mm-hmm
19:15Oh
19:18Improve our national anthem
19:20Biggest improvement wins
19:22You have 40 minutes
19:23You have 40 minutes
19:24Your time starts now
19:25Oh boy
19:27How does it go?
19:28God of nations
19:30At thy feet
19:32In the bonds of
19:35Of
19:37Maybe we bleep every word
19:39Or reference to thing that I'm not comfortable with
19:42God
19:43Beep
19:44From the shaft?
19:45What shaft are we talking about?
19:47Shafts?
19:48Absolutely not
19:49The national anthem
19:50The national anthem
19:51When does it play?
19:52Before epic sporting moments
19:54Do you remember an epic sporting moment
19:57From
19:58Any of my tasks recently?
20:00I think we need to scrap the English
20:02Do you speak any other languages?
20:04I speak Farsi
20:06Okay
20:07Which is the language of Iran
20:08I think New Zealand would be like on board with that
20:10I feel like we go for like a pitbull type of vibe
20:13Because nothing gets me more hyped
20:15Than Mr. Worldwide
20:16Agreed
20:17Kulo
20:23You don't look particularly excited about watching this task Brie
20:26This is the one task that I hope would be cut from the show
20:30Brie has said that to us in the Green Group Times
20:32She says it every morning
20:34I've lived here for 8 years
20:36And I've done a lot of stuff that I thought would get me deported
20:39But I'm pretty positive
20:42That this will be it
20:43I've also done a lot of stuff that could get me deported
20:45But I was born here so you can't do anything about it suckers
20:49Whose anthem are we gonna hear first Paul?
20:51It's Alice Sneddon
20:55The New Zealand National Anthem
20:57It's just not good enough
20:59I have reconstructed it
21:01Both to give it a sicker beat
21:03And to get rid of any language I deemed offensive
21:07Thank you
21:08I should have done a mihi
21:15A f*** at thy feet
21:20In the bombs of love we meet
21:24M-E-A-T
21:25Hear our voices
21:27We ask of you
21:29To...
21:30Our free land
21:34Pacific's triple star
21:39From the...
21:40Of...
21:42And...
21:43Make...
21:44Her the far...
21:48New...
21:49Z...
21:50New...
21:51New...
21:52Z...
21:53E...
21:54Land
21:55Firstly, let me congratulate you for adding that sick beat
22:05Could we go through some of the words that you took issue with and cut out?
22:10Yeah
22:11Firstly, the word nations, which is quite important I guess if it's a national anthem
22:16Well, I just think, you know, what's nationalism ever done for us?
22:21What about the word guard?
22:23Guard was gone?
22:25Um...
22:26Um...
22:27Cause I think...
22:29Why be guarded?
22:31Vulnerability is the most powerful thing that you could ever have
22:35You know?
22:36Like guarded from the truth
22:37And then you replaced the word meat with meat
22:40Yeah, that's just a personal preference
22:42I'm ready for another anthem, Paul
22:46Draped in a flag with the Union Jack, it's Union Jack Ansett
22:54God of nations at thy feet
22:59In the bonds of love we meet
23:05Hear our voices we entreat
23:11Let God defend our free land
23:17God, Pacific's triple star
23:23From the shores of shrine and war
23:29Make our praises heard of fire
23:37God keep in New Zealand
23:46Whoo!
23:48Oh!
23:49Whoo!
23:53Thank you!
23:58I think I along with a lot of people at home will be asking the question there Jack
24:01Question there Jack, in what way is that an improvement?
24:04My amazing kick was included.
24:08What's happening at any sporting event you're turning up to, say the All Blacks are playing,
24:12you sing the anthem and then on the big screens they play you kicking a ball in Taskmaster
24:16into a caravan.
24:17Jack, Jack, be honest, is it just because you wanted us to see your awesome kick again?
24:21Because it was an awesome kick.
24:22I just think you guys are all ganging up on the young guy because I'm an easy target
24:26and that is a reflection on you as comedians.
24:29You get the low-hanging fruit.
24:31Only you could make being a straight white man in comedy the low-hanging fruit.
24:40I'm just not listening.
24:41You guys carry on.
24:42I'm just going to play on my phone.
24:43Carry on.
24:45We've got three more national anthems to go but first, let's enjoy the global anthem of ads.
24:51It's time for more of them.
24:52I'll see you in a moment.
24:59Welcome back to Taskmaster.
25:08The five comedians are working as hard as they can to win Susie Cato and Art Green's fart.
25:15What were we doing before the break, Paul?
25:17Our comedians were attempting to improve the national anthem.
25:21So far we've seen Alice Sneddon censor half the words
25:24and Jack Ansett turn the celebration of our nation into the celebration of himself.
25:29Excellent stuff.
25:30And as always, please address all of your complaints to those comedians directly.
25:34Thanks very much.
25:35Who's up next, Paul?
25:37Up next with some light treason, it's Pac Society.
25:41Are you ready?
25:42Yeah.
25:42Are you proud of what we've created?
25:43I'm not sure what you've created.
25:45Well, I'm going to be honest with you, I've gone in like a slightly different direction.
25:49Okay.
25:50But still, I think Middle New Zealand and the South Island are going to love it.
25:54And you wholeheartedly endorse everything I'm about to sing, yeah?
25:57I don't know what you're about to sing.
25:58But just yes or no?
26:01Yes.
26:02Okay.
26:02Unravel the flag.
26:04Music!
26:05Music!
26:35Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
27:05...or did you write an anthem for a new quasi-Iranian military dictatorship?
27:11Yeah, it's a national anthem for a new state that is located in Newland, where I live.
27:19The beret was an interesting move. It felt quite Gaddafi-esque.
27:25It suited you way too much.
27:27Yeah, yeah. And, you know, I miss Gaddafi.
27:31Oh, sorry. I miss Gaddafi.
27:35Holy shit!
27:37I think I'm ready for another anthem, Paul.
27:40Wobbledy-dabbedy-freeish's Jackie Van Beek.
27:44Hello. You may not recognise me, but my name is Jackie Van Beek. I'm just wearing a wig.
27:49We are going to sing the national anthem for you, but this version will be entirely in gibberish, a language that everybody loves and knows.
27:57Okay? Hit it, Paul. Give me my starting note.
27:59You may be a road worker.
28:20You may be a road worker.
28:21You may be a road worker.
28:22You may be a road worker.
28:27CONGREGANTING
28:32CONGREGANTING
28:34CONGREGANTING
28:37CONGREGANTING
28:46Is that German?
28:47No. Germanish.
28:48Ciao.
28:49Ciao.
28:50Or should I say, Auf Wiedersehen?
28:56Beautiful.
28:57Je suis sûre que vous ne me demandez pas, Jackie, mais qu'est-ce que c'est ?
29:01J'ai essayé de faire notre national anthem plus accessible.
29:04C'est quelque chose que tout le monde peut singe,
29:06vous pouvez improviser, vous n'avez pas besoin d'apprendre les mots.
29:09Jackie, je ne sais pas si vous avez été à une assemblée dans le Sous-Isle,
29:12mais c'est comme ça qu'ils singent le national anthem...
29:14...already.
29:16Ok, vous avez une autre national anthem pour moi, Paul.
29:19Elle est là pour répondre à la question qu'on a tous les jours.
29:22What if instead of being written by the Irish poet Thomas Bracken in 1876,
29:27our national anthem was written by the Cuban-American rapper Pitbull?
29:32Finally, we'll know for sure, here she is, Brie Tomasel.
29:41We're going down under for this one!
29:43With a hug, who is it?
29:47We love ya!
29:49Mrs O610 in the house!
29:53And that's Paul Coolo!
29:59Coolo!
30:00Team of legends, Cody's neat.
30:02Hear our voices, we intrigue.
30:04Beyoncé defend our free land.
30:06Guard our pies and local tans.
30:09From those Wallabies and English clans.
30:11Beyoncé defend New Zealand.
30:14Go Paul, I'll see you shibby.
30:17New Zealand.
30:19We out.
30:20Stay golden, Ponyboy.
30:23That was impressive work.
30:24I mean, I never would have thought of rhyming tans with New Zealand.
30:27I'm a lyricist.
30:29Why was Beyoncé defending New Zealand?
30:30That's the only question I have to ask.
30:31Look, I had a full-blown panic attack writing the lyrics and it was the only person I could think of.
30:39Replacing God, I believe.
30:40Oh, okay.
30:41Yeah.
30:42So, for me, it's who did the least damage to the national anthem, not who improved it.
30:52I don't think anyone improved it.
30:53Okay, I'll be honest.
30:54Oh, je crois.
30:56Donc, pour moi, c'est qui a fait le plus d'amage à la national anthem,
31:02pas qui a improved.
31:04Ok, je vais être honnête, pas seulement j'ai fait l'audible, l'audio d'amage,
31:08mais j'ai aussi beaucoup de politique d'amage.
31:10Donc, c'est un problème.
31:12Je suis pleased que vous dites ça, et c'est pourquoi je vais vous donner une pointe.
31:14Jacky, je vais vous donner deux points.
31:16Jack, trois points pour vous.
31:18Ok.
31:19Je pense que chaque triomphe de sport que nous avons été humilié par ce que vous faites,
31:24c'est bon.
31:25C'est bon.
31:26Four points pour vous, Alice.
31:27Parce que c'était pas mal comme les autres.
31:31Et puis, believez-vous, Brie, vous allez avoir cinq points pour Vibe.
31:35Wow!
31:39Nous devons prendre un petit break,
31:40afin que nous puissons réunir à l'Université de l'Université de l'Université
31:43et pardonner pour ce que nous avons juste fait.
31:45We'll see vous après.
31:54Koukoumai.
31:55Welcome back to Taskmaster.
31:56The only show brave enough to admit that writing the New Zealand national anthem is harder than it looks.
32:05I think it's best that we move on to another task, Paul.
32:08Jeremy, this task involves clowns.
32:11But enough about the contestants.
32:13Here it is.
32:14Hi Paul.
32:15Hello Jack.
32:16How are we?
32:17Not good.
32:18Oh.
32:19Aha.
32:20Jackie.
32:21Oh you found your siblings.
32:23It's not nice.
32:24I was just going to go and check out the gold rush.
32:26Time for a task.
32:29Alrighty.
32:31Get a ball into a clown's mouth.
32:32That's disgusting.
32:33If attempting from the closest spot.
32:34You may use the spoon.
32:35If attempting from the further spot, the clowns may be able to take the spoon.
32:36It is.
32:37Thank you.
32:38You say for the next step.
32:39Ah-ha.
32:40It's not nice.
32:41Jackie.
32:42Oh!
32:43You found your siblings.
32:44It's not nice.
32:45I was just going to go and check out the gold rush.
32:46Time for a task.
32:47Alrighty.
32:48Get a ball into a clown's mouth.
32:53That's disgusting.
32:54If attempting from the closest spot.
32:57You may use the spoon.
33:00le clowns ne vont pas bouger.
33:02Si c'est successful dans le furthest spot,
33:04votre temps sera halved.
33:06Vous ne pouvez pas bouger les spots.
33:08L'honneur doit être sur votre spot.
33:10L'honneur doit être sur votre spot.
33:12Ok.
33:13Je vais faire une fois et faire une autre fois?
33:14Vous pouvez switch.
33:15C'est bon.
33:18Donc ça ne semble pas difficile, cette task?
33:20Non.
33:21C'est très simple.
33:22C'est une balle dans le clown's mouth.
33:24Ok.
33:25Qui est-ce feeding le clown's mouth first, Paul?
33:27Ils sont les only parents ce season,
33:29donc ils ont eu des expériences à un humain.
33:32C'est Jacqui et Pax.
33:35Quick question.
33:36Vous pouvez vous placer la balle, vous pouvez me placer ?
33:38Vous pouvez me placer.
33:39C'est bon.
33:40Ok.
33:41C'est pas très coopérative.
33:45C'est une confiance game.
33:48C'est bon.
33:49C'est bon.
33:50C'est bon.
33:51C'est bon.
33:52C'est bon.
33:53C'est bon.
33:54C'est bon.
33:55C'est bon.
33:56Un petit pour.
33:57C'est bon.
33:58C'est bon.
34:00C'est bon.
34:02Un petit pour.
34:04C'est bon.
34:05Je suis rentable de...
34:06Aps.
34:07Je suis le temps de par le clown's,
34:09et ne pas pas utiliser le spoon.
34:10Vous pouvez utiliser le spoon,
34:11mais tu ne dois pas.
34:13Ok.
34:14Maintenant que tu da l'aise,
34:15je veux utiliser le spoon.
34:18Ok.
34:20All I can hope is that everyone else is unbelievably uncoordinated.
34:25Come on, man.
34:27OK.
34:33Spoon, this is going really badly.
34:38Time for scrummy.
34:40This is much harder than it looks.
34:42This is really bad.
34:44Time for scrummy.
34:46Yes!
34:48Stop the clock.
34:50Ah!
34:51I mean, beat that!
34:53Thank you, Jack.
34:54OK.
34:59Open pass.
35:05I imagine, Pax, that that ball would have been on the ground a couple of times, actually, before you fed it to Paul.
35:10Yeah, that ball went to a lot of strange places before it went to Paul's mouth.
35:13But, um, that task was weirdly difficult.
35:17But the mounting frustration from even just watching that task was incredible.
35:21Yeah.
35:22Jackie, you were clearly struggling with the throwing, but then at one stage you thought maybe you'd be better if you closed your eyes.
35:28Often I am.
35:29What if I just kind of free my mind, close my eyes and just go for it.
35:32Yeah.
35:33I have seen her drive.
35:34It's terrifying.
35:36So in terms of times, Paul, what are we looking at there?
35:39Jackie, 3 minutes 41 seconds.
35:42Happy with that.
35:43Wow.
35:44Jack's 6 minutes 3 seconds.
35:46Ooh.
35:47Not as good.
35:48It felt longer.
35:49So both went from the closest mat.
35:52Who have we got next, Paul?
35:53It's Bree and Jack.
35:56I'm just going to try to get a few in.
36:02From a softball days, Paul.
36:04Do I have to have both feet on the mat?
36:06Ah, yes.
36:07Okay.
36:12Don't worry, Paul.
36:13We won't need too much more Elias.
36:14You know what I love, Paul?
36:16I love a montage.
36:18Cue montage.
36:19Hoo-yah!
36:23Hoo-yah!
36:25Gah!
36:26No quitter, Paul.
36:27When I get this in, I want it played at my funeral.
36:29Can you see to that?
36:30What?
36:31Kill you?
36:32What?
36:33Do you want to, like, just Google some quotes, like, about success?
36:40There might be a few Dumbledore quotes.
36:42It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
36:46Wow.
36:47You getting hungry, Paul?
36:48Yeah.
36:49Yeah, I'm pretty hungry too.
36:50I'll tell you who's very hungry.
36:52Yeah.
36:53This guy.
36:54You guys want me to cave and do the spoon, don't you?
36:56I'm not caving.
36:57I know.
37:03Thanks, mate.
37:04Thank you, Brie.
37:05See ya.
37:06Bye.
37:07Oh, my God.
37:08They're getting another, um, memory card.
37:09That's how you know you're taking too long.
37:10Ah!
37:11We're in those quotes, Paul.
37:12Happy in the sky.
37:13Ah!
37:14Yeah, I've got a plan.
37:15I'm gonna get some blocks.
37:16And I'm gonna make a funnel.
37:17Okay.
37:18Just need to push it in.
37:19Push it in.
37:20Push it in.
37:21With one more.
37:22Come on.
37:23One last push.
37:24I've stopped the clock.
37:25I've stopped the clock.
37:26Thank you.
37:27Thank you.
37:28Thank you.
37:29Thank you.
37:30Thank you.
37:31Thank you.
37:32Thank you.
37:33Thank you.
37:34Thank you.
37:35I'm gonna get some blocks.
37:36And I'm gonna make a funnel.
37:37Okay.
37:38Oh!
37:39Just need to push it in.
37:40Push it in.
37:41Push it in.
37:42With one more.
37:43Come on.
37:44One last push.
37:45I've stopped the clock.
37:46Oh, my God.
37:47Thank you.
37:48Thank you.
37:50Thank you.
37:53Wow.
37:57Jack, what was it about this task that made you bring up your death multiple times?
38:01I don't think that footage reflected how painful that was.
38:05I will forever be haunted by hearing you say, push it in, push it in, come on, just one more push.
38:12Brie, you look like a clown had done something to you at some stage.
38:15Like, the idea of biffing them that hard, did you think that was gonna help them go in?
38:19Honestly, I could not wipe my ass for three days.
38:22My arm and shoulder was so sore from, like, throwing so many balls.
38:28And then I'm not joking, got it in first go with the spoon.
38:32Who would have known?
38:33Oh, okay.
38:34So Brie took 29 minutes and 36 seconds, which was 186 attempts.
38:40Jack, 55 minutes and 8 seconds.
38:43Oh, not bad.
38:44Yes.
38:45Which was 639 attempts.
38:47Oh, jeez.
38:49But he did get it from the furthest spot, which means it's halved 27 minutes and 34 seconds.
38:56Okay.
38:57I mean, I gotta say, the funnel was quite a feat of ad hoc engineering.
39:01Thank you.
39:02Thanks for the compliment.
39:03Well, I would actually like to say a couple more things.
39:04Oh, you will?
39:05Okay.
39:06The task did say both your feet had to be on the spot.
39:09Oh, for God's sake.
39:11Roll tape.
39:12I wouldn't say that's in the mouth.
39:16It's in the mouth.
39:18It's in the mouth.
39:19It's in the mouth.
39:20It's in the mouth.
39:21It's in the mouth.
39:22It's in the mouth.
39:24That's definitely disqualified.
39:26Oh!
39:27Oh!
39:28If it's any consolation, lovely calves.
39:32They looked great, yeah.
39:33Lovely calves.
39:34They looked great.
39:35Beautiful.
39:36It's break time now, but we'll be back soon with more from the mouthy clowns, and also
39:40the rest of the task.
39:41We'll see you shortly.
39:55Welcome back to Taskmaster, where comedians are trying to force food into the mouths of
39:59clowns in what I'm sure for one young viewer at home is a formative moment and the beginning
40:04of a lifelong fear.
40:06Who's the contestant heading to clown town next, Paul?
40:09It's Alice Sneddon.
40:10Your time starts now.
40:11Okay.
40:16Can I change my mind?
40:17Yeah.
40:18Do you think that'll be a good time?
40:31No.
40:32What would you consider a bad time?
40:34Anything above 10-15 seconds.
40:37Okay.
40:38Thank you, Alice.
40:39I mean, so easy.
40:40That's how you do it.
40:41But you had to use the spoon!
40:42No.
40:43No.
40:44Okay.
40:45I think it says you may use the spoon.
40:46Every time I succeed on this show, Jack loses years of his life.
41:02If it was a soccer ball, I would have just .
41:06So Jack, disqualified.
41:09Brie, 29 minutes 36.
41:11Pax, 6 minutes 03.
41:13Jackie, 3 minutes 41.
41:14Alice, 2 minutes 28.
41:16So that's zero points for Jack, two points for Brie, three points for Pax, four points
41:21for Jackie, and five points for Alice Sneddon.
41:25Good show.
41:26Good show.
41:27Okay.
41:28How are the episode scores going, Paul?
41:31In first, with a four-point lead over second, it's Brie Thomas-L.
41:38Okay, you guys.
41:39Head up onto the stage for the final task of the show.
41:47Okay, Paul.
41:48Who's reading the task tonight?
41:50Pax Asadi.
41:51Count the popcorn popped.
41:53Closest of the correct amount wins.
41:55Simultaneously, the taskmaster will conduct a pop quiz.
41:58You must pop a balloon of your assigned colour to submit an answer.
42:02Each correct answer will offset your popcorn count five pops closer to the correct amount.
42:07Each wrong answer will take your answer five pops further away from the correct amount.
42:13Okay.
42:16Are you ready?
42:17Yes.
42:18In what ocean is the Bermuda Triangle located?
42:22Pax.
42:23Uh, the Atlantic Ocean.
42:24Correct.
42:25What is the name of the main character in the movie Home Alone?
42:30Brie.
42:31Kevin.
42:32Kevin.
42:33McHalester.
42:34Correct.
42:35The Grand Canyon lies in which American star?
42:38Yes.
42:39Arizona.
42:40Correct.
42:41Which band is made up of members with the names Larry, Adam, The Edge and Bono?
42:47Oh!
42:48Maroon 5!
42:49No.
42:50How many states are there in the United Arab Emirates?
42:55Alice.
42:5612.
42:57No.
42:58Have there been less or more than 1,628 All Blacks?
43:05Jack.
43:06Less.
43:07Correct.
43:08What colours are on the flag of the Ivory Coast?
43:12Pax.
43:13I'm dizzy.
43:15Um, orange, white and green.
43:19Orange, white and green.
43:20Correct.
43:23Oh, that was horrific.
43:26Landed it.
43:27Oh!
43:28Wow.
43:29On your spots, please.
43:30Write your answer, please.
43:35Okay.
43:36Alice.
43:37236 pops.
43:39Brie.
43:40I just went with 301.
43:41Whoa!
43:42Oh, God.
43:43Jack.
43:4476.
43:47Jackie.
43:48Closer to what I had, I had 107.
43:51Mmm.
43:52I went with 200.
43:53Okay, we've got all those.
43:54Mm-hmm.
43:55Come on down and we'll score it.
43:57So, the correct number of popcorn.
44:03Mm-hmm.
44:04371.
44:05Oh.
44:06So, after the quiz adjustments, Alice, 231.
44:11Jack, 81.
44:13Pax, 210.
44:14Jackie, 107.
44:16And Brie, 306.
44:22That means one point for Jack, two points for Jackie, three points for Pax, four points for Alice, and five points for Brie.
44:28Wow.
44:29Wow.
44:30Wow.
44:31Honestly.
44:32So, let's talk about the episode scores then, Paul.
44:34The winner of episode five is Brie Thomas-L.
44:38Woo!
44:39Congratulations, Brie.
44:41Please go and enjoy your rhyming item.
44:44Get out of there, Jack!
44:46Come on now, okay there.
44:47Woo!
44:48Woo!
44:49Woo!
44:50Woo!
44:51Woo!
44:52Woo!
44:53Woo!
44:54Woo!
44:55Woo!
44:56Woo!
44:58Woo!
44:59Woo!
45:02Woo!
45:05Oh, so sorry.
45:06Oh, so sorry.
45:07Oh, that's a bad start.
45:09We can do better.
45:10Ding dong, did anyone order a task?
45:12Oh, f***.
45:17Blimey.
45:19I'm getting a vibe that you might be a cricket fanatic
45:22and not so much a kind of duck archery fanatic.
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