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00:00This is the place.
00:30This is the place.
00:51Show yourselves.
00:54You mean you know her?
00:58You thought you were raiders?
01:00Kill them, Papa. Cut off their heads.
01:03You said you could be five men in a fight. That's what you said.
01:06Be quiet, boys.
01:08I did not say that.
01:11Maybe we are raiders.
01:14Maybe we will take you as slaves.
01:16No! Please!
01:18Spare us!
01:19I'm joking.
01:21Don't piss your trues.
01:23Who are these raiders you speak of?
01:25They come often.
01:27Brigands with wild eyes and hungry bellies.
01:30They butcher our animals.
01:32Steal our bread and ale.
01:34I thank Freya they have not yet taken me.
01:37Maybe next time.
01:39We did not know anyone lived here.
01:41Jarl Egil himself said we could make this place our own.
01:44Build a settlement.
01:46I see no Jarl here.
01:49This is our home.
01:51You will have to find somewhere else.
01:53Don't be so hasty, husband.
01:56It could be good to have these strong warriors here to protect us.
02:01You would like that, wouldn't you?
02:03Wife.
02:04Well, husband, your own spear is bent and useless.
02:07It just needs some attention, that is all.
02:09We will move on and find another place.
02:12No, wait.
02:13I have a proposition.
02:16If you will help us by killing these brigands who have been stealing from us, we will welcome you and help you build your home.
02:25My husband is a poor lover, but a good farmer.
02:30He will grow your grain, rear meat for your table.
02:34I am a skilled seamstress and can make your clothes.
02:37Even a new sail for your boat.
02:40But first, you will deal with the brigands, yes?
02:44You have yourselves a deal.
02:46With Odin's help, we will feed the ravens with these brigands.
02:50Then, we will see if we can make a home here.
02:54Yotrude, stay with the boat.
03:08Listen up, we-
03:13Helps.
03:14You might think you're heroes, but this could turn ugly fast.
03:19Keep your wits about you.
03:24Don't you feel the thrill of it in your bladder?
03:28All I feel is that I should have had a piss the moment I stepped off the boat.
03:33you said...
03:34Don't you dare get out of bed?
03:37D-
03:46You made sure you're hurt.
03:47Can't wait?
03:48You did not go on train town.
03:51Take it away, you out in our seat.
03:53Get off the boat.
03:54No, no, no.
03:56I need cancer.
03:57You can imagine p-
03:58Agh!
03:59A lookout!
03:59Seems...
04:29Not exactly a long ship.
04:35I have never known a raid astray far from his boat.
04:39Weapons ready?
04:51Back!
04:52Cut your throats!
04:58Sons!
04:59Horse!
05:25Eyes sharp. Weapon ready.
05:27Sons!
05:28Sons!
05:29Sons!
05:30Sons!
05:31Sons!
05:32Sons!
05:33Sons!
05:34Sons!
05:35Sons!
05:36Sons!
05:37Sons!
05:38Sons!
05:39Sons!
05:40Sons!
05:41Sons!
05:42Sons!
05:46Sons!
05:48Sons!
05:49Sons!
05:50Sons!
05:51What is your will?
06:01I shop. Weapon ready.
06:18I'll make a feast for crows.
06:21I'll make a feast for crows.
06:48I played meat.
06:51The gods will see one of us fall.
07:01I will stand with you.
07:02Sword fame will be mine.
07:22I'll make a feast for crows.
07:32I'll make a feast for crows.
07:34I'll make a feast for crows.
07:44I'll make a feast for crows.
07:54I'll make a feast for crows.
07:56I'll make a feast for crows.
07:58I'm just going to go to bed.
08:01What is your will?
08:02ounds of the
08:22I fear no man.
08:52Show me who to kill.
09:06I fear no man.
09:36I fear no man.
10:06I fear no man.
10:08I fear no man.
10:18I fear no man.
10:22I follow where you lead.
10:34I fear no man.
10:44I was born for war.
10:50I was born for war.
11:06Huh?
11:20My name is Gormor.
11:36These rancid turds are slavers.
11:40I was traveling with ambit raiders when they attacked our boat.
11:44They have taken others like me, men and women who are destined for misery and pain.
11:50Will you help me weave them a different fate?
11:54I can't believe in the ride.
11:56I'm out.
11:58I have to watch for a while.
12:02I'm out.
12:04I'm out.
12:06Let's go.
12:36Let's go.
13:06Let's go.
13:36If you know what's good for you, you'll get back on that boat and row for the horizon.
13:47Do you think we'd run from the likes of you?
13:49So be it.
13:51We'll get a good price for these fuckers, if there's any left alive!
13:57Hey!
14:19I spin my saga.
14:45I'll make a feast for crows.
15:00Let's go.
15:02Let's go.
15:06Let's go.
15:08Let's go.
15:12Let's go.
15:24Blood for Odin.
15:38Let's go.
15:50Let's go.
15:52Let's go.
15:58Let's go.
15:59Let's go.
16:00Let's go.
16:02Let's go.
16:04Let's go.
16:05Let's go.
16:06Let's go.
16:07Let's go.
16:08Let's go.
16:09Let's go.
16:10Let's go.
16:11Let's go.
16:12Let's go.
16:13Let's go.
16:14Let's go.
16:15I feel better.
16:29I feel better I will stand with you
16:59Oh
17:29I'm ready
17:59Oh
18:05Hold
18:29Oh
18:42Yeah
18:59Stand and fight!
19:29My lifeblood soaks the ground.
19:50Stand and fight!
20:18Ah
20:29Move it steals in
20:48Oh
21:09Everyone to me kill these fuckers
21:14Show me
21:18Hey
21:29Now we settle the evil blood
21:44Yeah
21:48I am weak
21:56I am weak
21:58I am weak
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23:52Ha!
24:18Ah, thanks.
24:22I will lead you.
24:52Ah!
24:53Ah!
24:54Ah!
24:55Ah!
24:56Ah!
24:57Ah!
24:58Ah!
24:59Ah!
25:00Ah!
25:01Ah!
25:02Ah!
25:03Ah!
25:04Ah!
25:05Ah!
25:06Ah!
25:07Ah!
25:08Ah!
25:09Ah!
25:10Ah!
25:11Ah!
25:12Ah!
25:13Ah!
25:14Ah!
25:15Ah!
25:16Ah!
25:17Ah!
25:18Ah!
25:19Ah!
25:20Ah!
25:21Ah!
25:22Ah!
25:23Ah!
25:24Ah!
25:33Uh!
25:34Ah!
25:35Ah!
25:36Ah!
25:37Ah!
25:38Ah
25:45I'm ready
26:08Ah
26:18Face me if you dare I'm ready
26:38Oh
26:43Freyja bless you
26:51I bleed
27:08I
27:14I
27:16I
27:18I
27:28I
27:34I
27:38Let's steal and sing!
28:04Hey, hey, hey!
28:08Try and take me!
28:20Each of us will feed the car all away us.
28:24Let's go!
28:26Let's go!
28:28Let's go!
28:30Let's go!
28:32Let's go!
28:34Let's go!
28:36Let's go!
28:38Let's go!
28:40Let's go!
28:42Let's go!
28:44Let's go!
28:46Let's go!
28:48Let's go!
28:50Let's go!
28:51Let's go!
28:56Let's go!
28:58Let's go!
29:00Let's go!
29:02Look
29:09Only war
29:11Blood for Odin
29:41Blood for Odin
30:06The guards will see one of us fall
30:11Blood for Odin
30:14Blood for Odin
30:16Blood for Odin
30:18Blood for Odin
30:21Blood for Odin
30:23Blood for Odin
30:25Blood for Odin
30:27Blood for Odin
30:29Blood for Odin
30:31Blood for Odin
30:33Blood for Odin
30:35Blood for Odin
30:37Blood for Odin
30:39Blood for Odin
30:40Blood for Odin
30:41Show me who to kill
31:11I bleed
31:41I bleed
32:11Let them come
32:29I am weak
32:41I fear no man
32:53Cut them all loose
33:08It is not their weir to be slaves
33:11For my life, it's yours
33:24My thanks
33:31We are in your debt, Gunagribson
33:53I raise my cup to you
33:55And your sister
33:56How many of them did you kill?
34:00Anna
34:01It is rude to ask a man how many men he has killed
34:04Yes, Gunnar, you have saved us
34:08Those monsters would have put their foul hands all over my body
34:13And done unspeakable things
34:15How were you all taken?
34:19You do not strike me as thralls
34:20No one is safe from these slavers
34:24Nor put irons on any man, woman, child or dog they can find
34:28They would have sold us to those fetid, blood-drunk murderers
34:32The sons of the wolf
34:34The sons of the wolf?
34:37Half men
34:38Half beasts
34:40They come from the north
34:42Hungry for sacrifices to appease their wolf god
34:46I have seen them with my own eyes
34:49Savage creatures spawned from Helheim itself
34:53They live in thrall to a cruel vulva whom they call Wolf Mother
34:58If you had not saved us
35:01We would have ended up hanging like joints of meat in their sacred grove
35:05That was not your fate
35:07You need not fear these sons of the wolf or this vulva
35:11For you are safe here with us
35:14Any who wish to may stay
35:18Help us build a settlement in this place
35:22No, you don't understand
35:24This is no place to make a home
35:27The sons of the wolf cannot be reasoned with
35:30We must all leave tonight, get far away from here
35:34Are we birds to be scattered by a noisy hound?
35:39There is strength in numbers
35:41Together we will prosper
35:44By Odin
35:45I mean to start work on the longhouse in the morning
35:49There is something about you, Gunner Gribson
35:52Perhaps it is the favor of the gods that I sense
35:56I will stand with you
35:58And help you build this village
36:00What is it called?
36:03A good question
36:04Holti, what is the name of this place?
36:07Well, there are two bays along this stretch of the coast
36:10That could easily harbor all of Jarl Egil's longships
36:13The vic to the north is more exposed to the sea's fury and bad weather
36:17So, we settled here
36:20And we call it Sudervic
36:23That is as good a name as any
36:27To Sudervic
36:28And our future here
36:30To Sudervic
36:32Gunnar
36:34Do you expect our new friends to lie looking up at the stars night after night?
36:56We should make enough shelters for everyone
36:59Just here, around the farm
37:01This place will soon start to feel like home
37:04You'll see
37:06You'll see
37:36I don't know.
38:06I don't know.
38:36I don't know.
39:06You just can't stay away, can you?
39:19I don't know.
39:49I don't know.
40:19I don't know.
40:49I don't know.
41:19I don't know.
41:49I don't know.
42:19I don't know.
42:49I don't know.
43:19I don't know.
43:21I don't know.
43:23Hey!
43:29Hey!
43:30You!
43:31Come here and help me with this.
43:37Greetings, stranger.
43:39I don't know.
43:41I don't know.
43:43I don't know.
43:45I don't know.
43:47I don't know.
43:49I don't know.
43:51I don't know.
43:53I don't know.
43:55I don't know.
43:56I don't know.
43:57I don't know.
43:59I don't know.
44:01I don't know.
44:03I don't know.
44:05I don't know.
44:07I don't know.
44:09I don't know.
44:10I don't know.
44:11If you stay out of trouble, you can sleep there.
44:14That'll do nicely.
44:16You aren't so bad.
44:18Dumped cot.
44:20Made by Loki himself.
44:41I'll go get back to it.
44:46Let's go!
44:49Alright!
44:51I'm gonna get back to it.
44:54I'm gonna be back to it.
44:56What's going on?
44:59I'm gonna be back to it.
45:03I'm gonna be back to it.
45:06I've just been tired of it.
45:09Let's go.
45:39What's wrong, brother?
45:54Holti's ox moves faster than you.
46:09Ooh.
46:12Gunnar!
46:13Gunnar!
46:18In the woods, I was just having some alone time.
46:24And I heard her cry and the clash of swords.
46:29Did you not go and investigate, brave husband?
46:33Well, well, of course.
46:35I have come to fetch my spear, wife.
46:39Would you have me confront armed men without a blade of my own?
46:44And there it is.
46:46Now, I can investigate.
47:01Want to come with me?
47:03Nope.
47:04Not too busy.
47:06Please come with me.
47:08Only if we won't get in the way of that mighty spear of yours.
47:11Of course not.
47:13I'll show you my tracking skills.
47:15Teach you the ways of the forest.
47:18Ha!
47:18More like the ways of the pig trough.
47:21That's all you know, husband.
47:22No, son.
47:36No, son.
47:43I brought you dead.
47:52We'll see you next time.
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