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Greg Gutfeld Show (Full Episode) | November 5, 2025
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00:00Welcome to New York and I'd like to welcome our new sponsor, U-Haul.
00:25Happy Wednesday, everyone. Democratic Socialist Zoran Mom Donnie has been elected the mayor
00:34of New York City. You know, I never thought I'd be reminiscing about the good old days
00:42when Son of Sam was my dog walker. I haven't seen this many depressed New Yorkers since
00:49it got too chilly for me to wear bike shorts. Seriously, I haven't seen this many terrified
00:58citizens since Joy Behar attacked the Empire State Building. The fear of crime has gotten
01:04so bad the Statue of Liberty just bought a rape whistle. You can tell Andrew Cuomo is depressed
01:12about his humiliating loss to Mom Donnie. You know, maybe it's time for him to retire.
01:18I know a few rest homes with plenty of vacancy.
01:24In other news, a woman who ordered medicine by mail got a box of human fingers instead.
01:31In a related story, Nancy Pelosi asked, where are my replacement fingers?
01:35Speaking of Pelosi, sources say she will not seek re-election in 2026, although her face will.
01:48And on Monday, she said President Trump is, quote, the worst thing on the face of the earth.
01:54What's the second worst thing on earth, according to Pelosi? You guessed it. Mirrors.
01:58Kamala Harris had a busy weekend in California. On Saturday, she attended the Yes on 50 rally.
02:07And afterwards, she attended a Yes on 40s rally.
02:14What a weird backdrop.
02:16The government shutdown has entered its 36th day, breaking the record as the longest ever.
02:22Things have gotten so bad, people are trying to buy food with their tramp stamps.
02:25Not even possible.
02:31And finally, a fourth Disney World guest was found dead this month.
02:35Police, however, are questioning the newest Disney employee.
02:43Small World is getting smaller.
02:46All right.
02:47So what does Zoran's victory mean?
02:50Is it an omen of a woke future or a ghost of a woke past?
02:54True, he really is the hangover from a decade of heinous ideas where repeat of criminals or the victims, men can be women, and brain damage is considered a plus.
03:05But in this election, the votes cast were over 90 percent Democrat.
03:11That's one party rule, a monopoly, which means it was a choice between bad and worse because there is no counterpoint to balance against extremism.
03:19Just left and leftier.
03:22And really, it says something that the guy who sicked a deadly virus on old people was considered the good guy.
03:29But it seems Zoran was handpicked.
03:32By who?
03:32Who knows?
03:34We know it wasn't for his resume.
03:35He didn't have one.
03:36He's a hard left socialist with no managerial background.
03:40A disdain for capitalism and Jews.
03:42He's no different than a trust fund protester, except with a PR team and Soros' credit card.
03:49He's not even qualified to be my pool boy.
03:52Definitely not strong enough to lift me.
03:56And what's his connection to the city?
03:59Ask him what he loves most about New York.
04:01He'll probably say diversity.
04:03The fact that you can dine in Chinatown or Little Italy, then get mugged in 80 different languages.
04:08But diversity is not what made New York great.
04:11It's one result of the system that enabled it.
04:15Capitalism, trade, industry.
04:17Which attracts people like my natural musk on a hot subway.
04:22But for leftists like Zoran, they only see the goals, not the systems.
04:26If he had been Christian who celebrated Christmas, he might never ever connect that those gifts under the tree were there because of his parents' hard work.
04:34Nope to him.
04:35The free stuff just appears.
04:36In this case, Santa is socialism, and the taxpayers are the elves.
04:41But New York isn't prosperous because it's left-wing.
04:44It's left-wing because it's prosperous, since wealth can absorb the burden of bad ideas.
04:50Republicans know this.
04:52That's why they prefer systems over goals and why they got the hell out of New York.
04:56Sure, you can admire the city for its open-minded energy.
04:59You can be a vegan with a neck tat, a gluten-free drag queen, a rapper aggressively handing out mixtapes, and nobody bats an eye.
05:08But the irony is you actually need the systems, like capitalism and law and order, to maintain such freedom.
05:13Without it?
05:15Well, history has an answer.
05:16Lawless countries like Nicaragua or Chile in the 1970s ushered in brutal police states after widespread criminality.
05:24That's where it leads.
05:25So where does it lead here?
05:27Well, you'll find out sooner than you think.
05:29The next left-wing demonstration against the police will tell you everything.
05:33Violence erupts, is romanticized by its liberal leaders, then it spreads nationwide.
05:39The fact is, we've already seen this movie before, and we know how it ends.
05:43Old Yeller has a happier ending.
05:46One police controversy, an ice arrest, a looter roughed up, and the mayor will make the worst even worse.
05:54Remember Minneapolis after George Floyd?
05:56They had a tragically incompetent, woke mayor.
05:59And the city went downhill faster than an 18-wheeler hauling the audience to the view.
06:07The city can handle a left-wing mayor, but only if no other crisis arrives.
06:13But they're banking on a crisis.
06:15And we know which way Zoran will go the moment it's the law versus the lawless.
06:19There will be no calm, resolute voice.
06:21There will be cheering.
06:23Meanwhile, real tragedies, the next rape by an illegal who will be released back on the streets,
06:28or the next stabbing by a homeless guy on his first free bus ride.
06:32That'll go unnoticed, as his allies in the mainstream media will pretend everything's fine.
06:37So step one is the election.
06:39Step two is the incident.
06:41And step three is call the movers.
06:45Let's welcome tonight's guest.
06:50He's a fan of Spotted Dick and the dessert.
06:56Most of Piers Morgan uncensored, Piers Morgan.
07:02His comedy shows have a two-laugh maximum.
07:05Comedian Jeff Dodd.
07:09They say the camera adds 10 pounds, so now she's 13 pounds.
07:14New York Times wrestling author of Austin's country, Rick Action.
07:18And he's put more old ladies to bed than relax, Jim.
07:21Former NWA world champion host of Planet Iris podcast, Iris.
07:28Why is it you're always on after an American election, Piers,
07:32and we have to ask for words of optimism from somebody from a country we beat 250 years ago?
07:38Well, I would like to say a big thank you, actually,
07:42because until yesterday, we had the worst mayor in the world.
07:47That's true.
07:48In London.
07:49But he can't.
07:50But America, or New York, just went to hold my beer.
07:53Yeah.
07:53And in comes Mamdani.
07:54I mean, this is going to be an absolutely priceless thing to watch.
07:58Because Mamdani has never run a Welk store.
08:01Yeah.
08:01If you do a Welk store, jelly deals, that kind of stuff.
08:04He's never run anything.
08:05Yeah.
08:05In his 30s, he's got zero experience.
08:08What he's brilliant, he's a brilliant politician.
08:11He's a brilliant promiser of great things to come.
08:14He's the promised land in many ways.
08:16The problem is he will not be able to deliver on any of these promises.
08:21Socialism does not work.
08:23It never works anywhere.
08:25It's never going to work anywhere.
08:27And so he's going to start letting down people very quickly.
08:30And it will become a referendum, I suspect, for the Democrats.
08:33I mean, you look at yesterday, two moderates won.
08:37And then he won in New York.
08:38And you've got this split in the party between the really, like, hard progressive left and the sort of more moderate types.
08:45You know, you talked about it's woke dead.
08:46I've written a book literally called Woke is Dead.
08:49And it's more of an aspiration.
08:51Because it's still there.
08:52And you're seeing it in Mamdani in all its infamous glory.
08:56But I think the ideology behind him and behind wokeism is dead.
09:02And it's going to come back and haunt him and the party.
09:04Because you just can't.
09:07Everything he says, all right, it sounds great.
09:10It looks great.
09:11He dances.
09:11He does all these things.
09:12He tells all these jokes.
09:14But none of it can work.
09:15You know, Jeff, you often let people down as well.
09:18Hey, no, I don't.
09:19That's not true.
09:21I'm a good man.
09:22What's your take on this?
09:23I agree with Piers Morgan.
09:27No, no, I, uh...
09:29You have a minute left.
09:31We'll never be back on the show if you can say this.
09:33No, I'm kidding.
09:34I don't agree with you at all.
09:37No, I got a lot to say about this Bo Banzab-adami guy.
09:41Yeah.
09:42But I feel like I've been too negative on here lately.
09:44So it's time that I start contributing positively.
09:48Awesome.
09:48If this is the new guy in New York City, I've come up with some marketing for New York City.
09:53Tell me if you guys like these.
09:56New York City, the big government subsidized apple.
10:01Pretty good?
10:02Pretty good?
10:03I need one of those.
10:04New York City, the city that never sleeps.
10:07How could you with all these calls to prayer?
10:12I got another one.
10:15New York City.
10:17Finally, the Mecca of Mecca.
10:21Pretty good?
10:24You scored a direct hit with the second one.
10:27Third one, not bad.
10:27First one, terrible.
10:29Well, I think I've always been...
10:31No offense to New York City.
10:32I've always been pretty critical of it and pretty hard of it.
10:34I live in California.
10:36Big fan of Texas and Florida and Arizona.
10:38I've been pretty critical of New York.
10:39I think almost this is kind of what you get in a lot of ways.
10:43It's like if we don't move, we deserve what we get.
10:47That's how I feel.
10:47A socialist, you know, Muslim is going to run a town full of socialist Muslims.
10:53That's kind of how it goes.
10:54Yeah.
10:54It's kind of scary, Kat.
10:55You know what's funny?
10:56I know what you...
10:56I saw your text this morning, but I just heard from Dana that Zoran appointed an all-female
11:06transition team.
11:07This was like...
11:08Oh, really?
11:09Well, now I support him.
11:10Yes.
11:11Yes.
11:11But when I heard it, I thought we were over that sort of announcement.
11:16Like, I haven't heard that s*** since like 2023.
11:19Well, I've appointed an all-female, female squad.
11:23Right.
11:24You know?
11:25So, yeah.
11:25So, at least I know it'll be other women stealing my money.
11:28Yes.
11:29Yes.
11:29But I hope there's at least a couple of women there with penises.
11:32Yes.
11:34Anyway, you are not happy.
11:38No, of course not.
11:39Because you're a libertarian.
11:40Are you going to stay in this city?
11:42Like, I don't know if I can.
11:45At a certain point, it's just enough already.
11:48I mean, if he's able to enact any of this, which the only hope is that he can't, right?
11:53I mean, it's obviously it can't work out the way that he says it will.
11:56Like Pierce said, a lot of it sounds very good.
11:59Free childcare.
12:00Yes, childcare is very expensive.
12:02I'm currently paying for some.
12:04But he said he's going to do free, high-quality childcare.
12:08No, that's not...
12:08That is not how it works.
12:10Yes.
12:11I would never send my baby to government childcare.
12:15You'll come back, he'll be smoking crack.
12:17Yes.
12:17There's no such...
12:19There's no...
12:19Like, how could you possibly think it would work?
12:22Like, have you ever been to the DMV?
12:24Yeah, yeah.
12:24Imagine how that worked.
12:25You'd be like, sorry, man, but you need to come back and pick up your baby during normal business hours.
12:29Yes.
12:29Yes, exactly.
12:31Oh, we don't know where we left your baby.
12:33Yeah, they're like, I'm sorry.
12:35That was Parcheesus.
12:36Oh, we don't have any record here.
12:38And like, you wind up arrested.
12:39Like, it's just, it's ridiculous.
12:41Like, these things do not work.
12:43But he tapped into something.
12:45He tapped into, I care about affordability.
12:48I care about...
12:49And then like, the only other alternative was a serial predatory pervert who probably killed your grandma.
12:54Like, it's a horrible, it's a horrible thing.
12:58And he said the most disturbing thing that I could, any politician could ever say, which is that there's no problem too big for the government and no problem that's too small for the government to counterpoint.
13:11Yes, there is, bro.
13:12Yeah.
13:13Like, yes, there absolutely is.
13:15Like, that's just deeply incorrect and wrong.
13:17It is the, I mean, what Cat is saying, and what I mentioned in the monologue, Tyrus, you're dealing with a 34-year-old guy with no world experience.
13:28Right.
13:28Who believes that there is such thing as government-sponsored childcare that's going to be great.
13:32High quality.
13:33High quality.
13:34Sure.
13:34That's why Cat said bro, because he's only 34.
13:36Yeah.
13:37But, I'm sorry.
13:40I kind of feel like New York, you get what you get.
13:43Yeah.
13:44That's the best you could put forward.
13:46But Donnie didn't beat anyone.
13:49Yeah.
13:49He didn't, I mean, the Republican guy was still wearing a red beret.
13:53Yeah.
13:53I mean, how long has Prince been gone?
13:56Like, that was the best Republican foot forward.
14:01A disgraced governor was, and it was, he only won by 13.
14:07Yeah.
14:07And you just, there's 8 million people between here and Times Square.
14:12Who didn't vote.
14:13Who didn't vote.
14:14Yeah.
14:14So, it's kind of like, was this, this wasn't a referendum on New York.
14:19This is, no one gives a shit in New York.
14:22They don't care who the mayor is.
14:24They had a mayor who was law and order.
14:26Now, we got to get rid of him.
14:27He likes the police too much.
14:29Yeah.
14:29Now, they're going to have a mayor in who says, high quality childcare.
14:32And no police.
14:33Yeah.
14:33Yeah.
14:34That's, there's another word for that.
14:35It's called trafficking.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Yeah.
14:37No one is going to leave their child with an underpaid, angry person.
14:43Yeah.
14:44Like, you just leave them with your wife.
14:47Oh.
14:48Oh.
14:49But I'm just saying, what, the wives are underappreciated, right, husbands?
14:54Yeah.
14:54All right.
14:55But I'm just saying, like, when you look at that, four guys in this audience could have
15:03been better candidates and would have gave him a tougher fight.
15:06Mm-hmm.
15:06But no one bothered.
15:09So I'm saying there's a compliment.
15:11Yeah.
15:12No, there was actually four very bright guys here.
15:14And I couldn't, they, thanks for helping me get in the building.
15:16The door was pushed.
15:17And they pulled.
15:18But it just goes back to the point.
15:20When you don't put anything forward, this is what you get.
15:23Yeah.
15:23If he would have had anyone to challenge him with any merit, any integrity, anybody, anyone.
15:30How did he actually get past the post on Twitter, as it was then, about the NYPD being
15:36a bunch of...
15:36Because that was accepted.
15:37Because virtue signaling...
15:38Because virtue signaling...
15:39How is that not just horrifying?
15:42He literally...
15:43You can say, it's not, it's not the Gary Hart days where, like, he had an almost affair
15:48and he had to step out of the presidency.
15:50Now you can say and do whatever you want because as long as it's in line with the beliefs
15:55of the people who represent you, it's all good.
15:57That was incredible.
15:58All right.
15:58We must move on.
16:00Up next, a justice of the P.
16:03Yep.
16:03Things got bleak when this judge took a leak.
16:09An Arizona Superior Court judge has resigned after she was caught drunk and urinating in
16:14public last month in Prescott, Prescott, Arizona.
16:19I think it was more than urinating.
16:20When cops arrived, she was seen struggling to get out of a bush.
16:25Watch.
16:26What are you doing?
16:27What are you doing?
16:37Why?
16:41What are we doing?
16:43This is disgusting.
16:45I'm waiting for an Uber.
16:46Okay.
16:47This is unacceptable.
16:48Are you your husband?
16:49Yeah.
16:49Okay.
16:50Can you hang out over by the cab for me?
16:51Nope.
16:52Come on.
16:52Yeah, you can, because I'm conducting an investigation.
16:54For what?
16:55Because I just saw her puking and urinating, exposing herself to several people.
16:59Nope, that wasn't her.
17:00Okay.
17:00You can go by the cab or you can continue to interfere with the investigation.
17:03Come on, baby.
17:04Okay.
17:04No.
17:06Last chance.
17:06Go over to the cab.
17:07No.
17:08Okay.
17:08Well, then you're detained.
17:10Stop.
17:11You can't do this.
17:13I'm going to throw you on the ground if you resist.
17:15I gave you several chances, and you don't want to listen.
17:20Police took her husband to the ground and arrested him for interfering and resisting arrest,
17:24then issued her a misdemeanor citation.
17:27If only they could have issued her some PRL, too.
17:31All right.
17:31This is your citation.
17:32It's a misdemeanor for urinating or defecating in public, okay?
17:35So you're going to have to sign it, promising to appear in court in about a month.
17:39All right?
17:39Oh, she should have just handed her a citation and a few squares or two of a Charmin.
17:47Wet Wife.
17:48No, I'm sorry.
17:50Can I just say something?
17:51I don't think that urinating and defecating in public should be the same crime.
17:56But did she?
17:58No, I'm sorry.
17:59Taking your s*** in public is a totally different thing.
18:02But both crimes.
18:04But we, but okay, so.
18:05See, a citation for urinating or defecating in public?
18:08Those are two different kinds of people.
18:10Yeah, that's true.
18:11But what if you were planning on urinating, not planning on defecating?
18:15I think you'd have a very interesting.
18:17I think you'd have an interesting effect there.
18:20That's like murder, manslaughter.
18:22It is.
18:22It's like manslaughter.
18:24And you know what?
18:25Okay.
18:26You know what?
18:26Sorry she's fun.
18:27Okay?
18:29How are we mad at her for being fun?
18:31Here's the thing.
18:32I feel sorry for her.
18:33I feel sorry for her because you know what?
18:35She's at home and the worst place to be right now is at home because I can't imagine her
18:40and her husband are getting along.
18:42Yeah.
18:42Well.
18:43And how she can't afford for him to stay at a hotel because she has no job.
18:46Yeah.
18:47I think she should try to get a podcast at Barstool Sports.
18:52Jeff, does this bring back any memories?
18:54Yeah.
18:55As a fellow drunk, you know, this segment spoke to me.
19:00But that's all fine when you're in college or something.
19:03This is supposed to be a prestigious lady.
19:05And it's about time someone called out these hot chicks on their behavior.
19:09Yes.
19:10That's what's going on here.
19:11She thought she could get away with it just because she's so hot.
19:14Yes.
19:15Well, and she's a judge, but she's not sober as a judge.
19:20Well, the entitlement is the big issue here.
19:22She thinks because she's a judge, she can just whip out her privates and urinate anywhere.
19:27That is exclusively for New York City buses.
19:31Yes.
19:33Tyrus, was that it was her husband's fault?
19:36Of course it was.
19:38Yeah.
19:38He didn't hold her hair and he was a horrible lookout.
19:42Yeah.
19:42Okay, this, this...
19:44And competition.
19:45And then he says, that's not her.
19:46I'm just doing it.
19:47The fact that anyone is pointing fingers at her or making jokes, the hell with all of you.
19:53What?
19:53Every time you take your wife out drinking and she has too much fun, at some point, she ends up behind the car going, can you see?
20:01And your job, because they break the seal, it happens.
20:08Yeah.
20:08It happens.
20:09First of all, let's applaud her.
20:11She pulled this off with leather pants, okay?
20:14Not easy to do.
20:16And the fact, and the fact that we are so quick to judge, it's not her fault.
20:22There are equipments on the inside.
20:24Yep.
20:25When the dam breaks, it's not like they can, you know.
20:28Yeah, yeah.
20:28We got it easy.
20:30Mm-hmm.
20:30If you've ever been in college and you wonder why your car didn't start up in the morning, that's because me and one of my buddies used your gas tank.
20:40That took a dark turn.
20:42I'm just saying, people make these mistakes all the time.
20:45And in New York City of all places, now you have a problem with pissing and s*** on the street.
20:51Sorry, can I just raise the elephant in the room?
20:54She's a judge.
20:55Yes.
20:56And she judged.
20:57Hold on.
20:58And she used good judgment.
20:59She at least found a bush.
21:01No.
21:02She's a bench.
21:03She did it, by the way.
21:04She approached the bench.
21:05She did it opposite the court.
21:07She was opposite her own courtroom when she did this.
21:10Yes.
21:10I've got two statements to read.
21:12I did a bit of journalism.
21:13You're an expert being British.
21:14Well, exactly.
21:14This is what everybody does.
21:16We do this every Friday night.
21:18But there are two statements.
21:19One was hers where she said the Yavapai, I think is how the community described itself.
21:24The Yavapai community deserves and has judges who are steadfast in their commitment to serving the county.
21:31Considering current events, I believe it would be difficult to honour this commitment.
21:35I have therefore decided to resign.
21:37Fair enough.
21:37Yes.
21:38Her behaviour was incompatible.
21:39But let's go to another judge.
21:41Yeah.
21:41Who appointed her.
21:42This was Judge John D. Knapper, who only two years ago said, I'm proud to nominate her as the next person to fill this position.
21:51She's an outstanding attorney, dedicated member of her community.
21:54She will make an excellent judge.
21:57And I'm sorry, but there's a real problem about judgment here.
22:01She's not anybody, Tyrese.
22:03She's a judge.
22:04Okay, so everyone, regardless of your job, is if to pee outside, you've got to quit your job tomorrow.
22:10I am surprised you guys took her side on this.
22:13Of course.
22:13Because this is a dumb thing to lose your job on.
22:15Yeah.
22:16Well, I think it was if her husband had just stayed out of it, this never would have made it onto this show.
22:23Right.
22:24Or also, she would have just got a ticket and she would have dealt with it.
22:27We wouldn't even have known she was a judge.
22:29Yeah, exactly.
22:30She couldn't remember her own name, apparently, but she could remember and say, I'm a judge.
22:35She didn't want to pee in a small business owner's car.
22:38Right.
22:38And now we're shaming her for that?
22:40That's why, sorry, Kat, that's why the English dudes bother me.
22:44Okay?
22:44Apparently, they are all proper, even when they're fucked up.
22:47We are, we are.
22:48Like, okay?
22:49Because I've had a few blackouts in my life.
22:51When I woke up, I was just happy there was no dead bodies.
22:54Yeah.
22:54All right.
22:55We must move on.
22:57And up next, a Democrat's crazy victory.
23:04Jay still wins despite threat.
23:08All right, Jeff.
23:09Democrat Jay Jones was elected Virginia Attorney General despite a scandal involving violent
23:14text messages where he fantasized about shooting a Republican colleague and killing the kids.
23:20What does this do to the Democrats that they back this guy?
23:23I don't know what the big deal is.
23:26I'm just kidding.
23:26I was just trying to take their lead of defending someone doing something wildly outrageous.
23:34Here's something no one thought of.
23:34But you know what?
23:35You're right.
23:35It's a fair comparison.
23:37This is worse than peeing in public.
23:40Yeah.
23:40And dumping in public.
23:43Yeah.
23:44I also, I have a little sympathy for him because it's a private text.
23:48So sometimes we say crazy things in text messages that we're trying to be salacious or edgy.
23:53Advocating for the murder of the children.
23:54Not at all.
23:54No, no, no.
23:55It's absolutely terrible.
23:56But I just think that, you know, it's not like he peed in public or something.
24:01Didn't he also get in trouble?
24:04I looked this up.
24:05He got in trouble for reckless driving and the judge allowed his community service.
24:10Right.
24:10They allowed his work on his own political committee.
24:14To be.
24:15To count for it.
24:16Yes.
24:16That'd be like letting me serve my time that I've done with single moms as my punishment
24:22for something, you know?
24:23I was like, I don't think this counts.
24:25That shouldn't count.
24:26But this guy's a bozo.
24:27But I actually did appreciate his, the way he addressed it.
24:30He did, he did like apologize and acknowledge it.
24:33But then he did a bunch of whatabouts, which was annoying.
24:35Yeah.
24:35But the first part I did like, if it would have just ended the video there, I'd have
24:38gone, okay, I get it.
24:39Well, here's an interesting thing, Tyrus.
24:41So I found this out today.
24:43There's a trans teacher named Sabrina Morris.
24:45She's a teacher at Danville Public Schools.
24:48She's threatened violence, shooting people if they don't return pronouns back to their email.
24:54The reason why this is important, this is in Virginia.
24:57Danville Public Schools are in Virginia.
24:59So how does the attorney general come out against this when he did something,
25:04perhaps worse?
25:06But he won't.
25:06Yeah.
25:07That's why he got elected.
25:08That's why he's in there.
25:09We, we're coming at this from, we're coming from the scope of integrity.
25:14He should not be, this is your number one, this is your police, this is your head of
25:18the police department who says to somebody that I wish you're, I want to shoot your kids.
25:24You should never be allowed anywhere near any job, any lawyer, prosecutor at all.
25:29You're biased.
25:30You clearly have a problem.
25:32You cannot do your job.
25:33You've proven that, private texts or not.
25:35So something like that, well, they're in the same tent.
25:38Yeah.
25:38So it's fine because the real evil is the ones who's stopping the pronoun.
25:43You know, like they're, they're, they're killing Dracula.
25:45Yeah.
25:45They're, they're killing the orange monster.
25:47So it's not the same thing.
25:49After all, he was talking about a Republican.
25:52Yeah.
25:52And the Republican devil, you know, six, seven, six, seven.
25:56So it's just, that's, that's what they do.
25:59I don't know what six, seven means.
26:01Oh, so you got to go like that when you do it though.
26:03Six, seven.
26:03I don't want to know.
26:04I don't want to be in that world peers.
26:07This just goes back to the thing, the thing about politics.
26:10It's just a team sport.
26:12Right.
26:13You know, you don't, it doesn't matter.
26:14It's like, that's our guy.
26:16But also it says something about your legal profession that we've, the last two stories
26:19we've discussed, one is a judge getting drunk and defecating in public.
26:23And the other was an attorney general.
26:24She did not defecate.
26:25What did she do?
26:27She urinated.
26:28I'm saying that.
26:28I thought she also defecated.
26:29No, it was a ticket for defecating or urinating.
26:32Yes.
26:33So we don't know exactly what went on.
26:34We're revisiting this topic.
26:35Because it's an outrage.
26:37My point is you've got judges doing that.
26:39You've got your attorney general's one of the killed children.
26:41This is not a great week for the American League.
26:43It's a great week for AI law enforcement.
26:46It really is.
26:46I want an AI judge, please.
26:48You know what he did?
26:49What was brilliant in his speech was he said that he, I will protect our jobs, our healthcare,
26:54our healthcare.
26:54Yeah.
26:55He's going to be filling it up with the dead children and our economy from Donald Trump's
26:59attack.
26:59So he went to route one, which is when you're really in a hole as a Democrat, just blame
27:04everything on Trump.
27:05Even if you've actually been caught threatening to kill children.
27:08And I was like, it's not Donald Trump's attack.
27:10People who need to worry about Virginia.
27:11It's this guy.
27:12Yeah.
27:12It's this guy out there killing children or comparing his opponents to Pol Pot and Adolf
27:17Hitler.
27:18I mean, completely insane stuff.
27:20And I don't really buy the argument if you do it in private texts to friends.
27:23The friend, if you looked at the exchange, was horrified.
27:25Pulled him out in real time and went, what are you saying?
27:29And then he said-
27:29That's what I would do to you.
27:30And he also said, you've been saying this before.
27:32So, you know, we've only seen these texts.
27:34If this guy said that once, he's been saying a lot of stuff like this.
27:37He is obviously totally unfit to be attorney general.
27:40And yet, there he is.
27:41Well, go ahead.
27:42You know what he should have said in this speech?
27:44What?
27:44That he was going to be making urinating and defecating in public separate crimes.
27:50That's the only way to win back the public.
27:52And you let go of that segment.
27:55No, because it's an outrage.
27:57He's pissing on their graves.
27:59What is your take on this?
28:01It's so not surprising at all.
28:03Of course it's not.
28:04Like you said, it's vote blue no matter who, right?
28:06It's partisanship above all else.
28:08I don't think that there's anything that he could have said or done that would have made a difference.
28:13Especially if it was something he said and not something, maybe something he could have done that would have made a difference.
28:17But I don't think anyone should be surprised.
28:19Because if you do believe that, like, the worst thing in the world is a Republican, then there's nothing worse than the worst thing in the world, right?
28:26So, of course, you're going to vote for this guy.
28:28This is the reason why you got Biden.
28:30It's like they took a brain-dead old white male that goes against their identity politics over Trump because of Trump.
28:35So why not take a guy who claimed he wanted to kill kids?
28:38All right.
28:39Coming up.
28:40Bye-bye, Teen Vogue.
28:44Welcome back to Teen Corner.
28:46I'm Greg Gutfeld, the coolest guy for teens.
28:50It's the end of Teen Vogue.
28:52The longtime neo-Marxist magazine for teens is crumbling.
28:57It will now be taken over by the parents' publication site, Vogue.com.
29:02Tyrus, so many of our stories came from Teen Vogue.
29:06They were, like, the first.
29:07Wow, that's depressing.
29:08I know.
29:08No, but, I mean, think about it.
29:10They were the first on all this trans stuff.
29:13They were the tip of the spear of wokeism.
29:16And it was done under the ruse of being a fashion magazine for girls.
29:21How did it last this long?
29:23Because, well, it allowed it.
29:26How did it happen in schools?
29:27I don't think there should be teen magazines anywhere.
29:31Because when we look at our kids, especially when it comes to entertainment, there's no place safe for them.
29:36So there should be no, as a parent, my kids, hey, read no damn, first of all, magazines are dead anyways.
29:42But, and they don't need to be on the internet looking up things like that because who are you, you're targeting, you're grooming, you're using it, and at the expense of a group that doesn't even want to be a part of it.
29:53You know, up here, six staffers are getting fired.
29:56Their union is already playing the identity card because most of the people are BIPOC women or trans.
30:03And it's disproportionately impacting marginalized employees.
30:07Again, this is kind of like to the point of your book.
30:10Yes.
30:11It's no longer carrying any weight.
30:13And also, that very statement says it all.
30:15It clearly means there was a disproportionate number of people from those groups who were in that newsroom.
30:21And, you know, you go back to 2016 and they did this piece saying you're being gaslit by Donald Trump.
30:26They went proper politically anti-Trump.
30:30Woke, as we know, if you go too woke, you go broke.
30:33The print version of it got canceled because no one was buying it.
30:37They went online.
30:38It's clearly not been working.
30:39They've now pulled the plug on it because it simply wasn't working.
30:42And, you know, all you need to know, the 20th anniversary, I think it was last year, who was the head speaker?
30:46Dylan Mulvaney.
30:47That's it.
30:48Right?
30:48So, you know, demote.
30:51He was, yeah.
30:54You know, they're right there.
30:56So you just have an ideology sweeping through that whole magazine, which was trying to infest and sort of infect young people with this woke ideology.
31:05And as we've now discovered, actually, most people in America, they're not into that stuff.
31:10They don't want it for their kids.
31:11You know what it was?
31:12It wasn't, Kat, what was weird about this whole thing is that it was called a magazine.
31:16It really wasn't.
31:18It was basically repurposed content with woke ideology.
31:22It's not about woke ideology.
31:23It's about the fact that they were, I mean, sort of is.
31:25It was that they were making their content for, like, each article was for, like, three people.
31:30Yes.
31:31Like, you see that headline on X?
31:32What was it I'm going to read?
31:33And it says, how to find an accessible chest binder as a disabled trans person.
31:40It's not just about how many people does that apply to exactly?
31:44How to find a chest binder.
31:45I would guess that three people, maybe three people need that article.
31:53What are the odds that those three people are going to find this and then, like, be able to have their support fund this whole operation?
32:02You have to make, when you're making content and you have a business, an important part of the business is that it makes money.
32:10Yeah.
32:10And in order for it to make money, you have to produce something that people actually want.
32:15It's really, you can believe whatever you want, but it's really that simple.
32:18But here's the thing.
32:18There's nobody that needs that.
32:20No, there was somebody who needed it.
32:21It was the writer who wanted to expense the purchase of a chest binder by putting it on an expense.
32:27It was a competition of them trying to outlive each other.
32:30Yeah.
32:30So somebody wrote a thing for trans person.
32:32They're like, oh, yeah, why?
32:33There are no disabled trans people in your article.
32:36And then it's just, like, getting smaller and smaller, the group that it appeals to.
32:40And Kat makes a point.
32:42It's not making a profit.
32:43It didn't have to, because in the world of woke DEI, it's a different metric.
32:49It's not about making money.
32:50It's about the virtue.
32:51It's all performative.
32:53Yeah.
32:53Nobody at all is going, Teen Vogue's gone?
32:57No.
32:58Where will I get my hard-hitting political opinions and tips on how to cut my bangs?
33:03Like, no one cares.
33:05No one cares.
33:06And the most annoying part about modern times is that this entire current event isn't just that it's being absorbed and maybe people aren't reading it and that maybe there's no magazines anymore.
33:16That's what the story should have been.
33:17But instead, it's all masked as, can you believe someone that might be trans or of color is losing their job?
33:23Job, yes.
33:24And it's like, that isn't even what this is about.
33:26People lose their jobs all the time.
33:28Like, to mask it as that, so you're some sort of victim, so you can play in this weird Olympics of victimhood, is exhausting.
33:35And that's why we're all tired of it.
33:37Yes.
33:37And hopefully it is gone.
33:38But it'll be back in New York for sure.
33:40Up next.
33:42Tom Brady cloned his dog.
33:46Tyrus, you are a massive animal lover.
33:49Apparently, Brady's an investor in the company that cloned his beloved family pet, so there's a blood sample taken before her death.
33:57I'm assuming it's the dog.
33:58Yeah, genetics, yes.
34:00Is this just an ad for his business?
34:02No, I mean.
34:03Do you like this?
34:04Yeah.
34:04You know what?
34:05It's used a lot.
34:06I recently found out, because I'm a horse dad, in polo, they actually clone the horses.
34:10So they get the same horse over again, style and stuff.
34:14So it's selective breeding.
34:16So those, scientific-wise, it could be good down the line.
34:19The only thing I'm worried about for people is, like, your wife clones you behind your back.
34:24You know, when she's nice to you, but then all of a sudden a 22-year-old version of you is sitting on the couch when you come home one day.
34:31He looks like me.
34:32He's faster than me.
34:33I'm on the wrong side of 50.
34:35I can't really defend myself.
34:36Yeah.
34:37And it looks like I just touched myself to death.
34:39Like, there'll be no evidence.
34:41So there's, it's scary for that.
34:43But in terms of, well, think about it.
34:46Somebody killed Tyrus.
34:48Well, it's only his fingerprints in the house.
34:49Oh.
34:50See?
34:51Right.
34:52I didn't understand that.
34:53He's right.
34:54Murdered by his own self.
34:55Self.
34:56Because my clone was raised in my wife's image.
34:59Dear God.
35:02But it's a good thing for science.
35:03And I will say this.
35:06You're not going to get the same dog back.
35:08Yeah.
35:08That's the only thing.
35:09Genetically, but it's going to have completely different experiences.
35:12This dog is going to be kind of a snob.
35:14He's going to grow up with billionaire Tom Brady.
35:17Right.
35:17Maybe the other dog grew up with thousandaire Tom Brady.
35:19Yeah.
35:20It'll be a spoiled clone.
35:21Yes.
35:22Yeah.
35:23I would never, I would obviously have an unhealthy relationship with my cat.
35:27I would, I would never clone him because he sucks.
35:30Like.
35:31Yeah.
35:31No, like his DNA sucks.
35:34He has so many medical issues.
35:35He has no redeeming qualities.
35:37Wow.
35:37Except for the fact that he's been with me through everything since I was a 21 year old cashier.
35:42So it's the history.
35:43We've, you know, been through everything together and I've, you know, cried more with him than anyone
35:47else and everything else.
35:49It's the history.
35:50It's not the DNA.
35:51Can you clone loyalty?
35:52No, no.
35:53But if I could resurrect the cat, I would when he dies.
35:56Now that's the reason of that's reasonable.
35:58But cloning, that's just ridiculous.
36:00That's true.
36:01It would be better to get a zombie pet.
36:03I like that.
36:03A zombie pet's far cooler than a cloned pet.
36:06And it looked cooler.
36:07It does cool.
36:08You know what it'd become?
36:09You get a zombie pet.
36:11It's a status symbol like a Chihuahua was in the 2000s.
36:14Heck yeah.
36:14Way better looking than these dogs he's got here.
36:16Yeah.
36:17I also, my, I'll be honest, my basic understanding of cloning is that
36:20multiplicity movie with Michael Keaton, you know?
36:23Great movie.
36:24Yeah.
36:24And that's like, you know, they're multiplying, you know?
36:27Yeah.
36:28It's not like you got to raise it and grow it up.
36:30I don't understand any of this stuff.
36:31I was very fascinated, though, when he was talking about whores.
36:34You're a terrible man.
36:37You said you were a whore's dad?
36:40Horse.
36:40Oh, horses.
36:43All right.
36:44Never mind, then.
36:45Did you?
36:46I don't know.
36:47You're applauding.
36:49You're applauding the cheapest joke.
36:52You won't even laugh at my jokes.
36:53Yeah, I mean.
36:54They love you.
36:55What are you talking about?
36:55Like, you literally just fell off the wagon with that one.
36:58All right, Piers, this seems like a good thing for British people.
37:04Yes.
37:04You know?
37:04That's a great thing.
37:05Look, I thought it was all quite creepy, all this cloning stuff, and then someone said
37:08that you can do it with humans, and I was like, the biggest thing I hear when I come
37:12to America is, why can't you be here more often?
37:15Why can't we have more Piers Morgan?
37:17No one's ever said that.
37:18I am now cloning a thousand Piers Morgans.
37:21Wow.
37:22I'm going to be absolutely everywhere in every part of your lives on all your TV shows simultaneously,
37:26and I think this audience, you're a great audience, you'd like this, wouldn't you?
37:30I would love that.
37:31There you go.
37:32No, no, no.
37:32I would love to see Piers argue with Piers.
37:35Yes.
37:35I would pay money for that.
37:37Yeah.
37:37Yes, like five of them on one panel.
37:40All the bets that would come from that.
37:42I think this is a test run.
37:44This is a test run for himself.
37:47Why not?
37:48Giselle is trying to clone her jujitsu instructor.
37:50That's what I heard.
37:52I don't know much about that, Jeff.
37:54Apparently, you spent a lot of time on TMZ.
37:57Oh, yeah.
37:58All right.
37:59Don't go away.
38:04Tom Brady cloned his dog.
38:08Tyrus, you are a massive animal lover.
38:11Apparently, Brady's an investor in the company that cloned his beloved family pet, so there's
38:16a blood sample taken before her death.
38:19I'm assuming it's the dog.
38:20Yeah, genetics, yes.
38:21Is this just an ad for his business?
38:23Do you like this?
38:26Yeah.
38:26You know what?
38:26It's used a lot.
38:27I recently found out, because I'm a horse dad, in polo, they actually clone the horses.
38:32So they get the same horse over again, style and stuff.
38:35So it's selective breeding.
38:37So those, scientific-wise, it could be good down the line.
38:41The only thing I'm worried about for people is your wife clones you behind your back.
38:45You know, when she's nice to you, but then all of a sudden, a 22-year-old version of you
38:49is sitting on the couch when you come home one day.
38:52He looks like me.
38:54He's faster than me.
38:55I'm on the wrong side of 50.
38:57I can't really defend myself.
38:58Yeah.
38:58And it looks like I just touched myself to death.
39:01Like, there'll be no evidence.
39:02So there's, it's scary for that, but in terms of, well, think about it.
39:08Somebody killed Tyrus.
39:09Well, it's only his fingerprints in the house.
39:11Oh.
39:12See?
39:13Right.
39:13I didn't understand that.
39:15He's right.
39:15Murdered by his own self.
39:17Self, because my clone was raised in my wife's image.
39:21Dear God.
39:22But it's a good thing for science, and I will say this.
39:28You're not going to get the same dog back.
39:30Yeah.
39:30That's the only thing.
39:31Genetically, but it's going to have completely different experiences.
39:34This dog is going to be kind of a snob.
39:36It's going to grow up with billionaire Tom Brady.
39:39Maybe the other dog grew up with thousandaire Tom Brady.
39:41Yeah.
39:41It'll be a spoiled clone, cat.
39:44Yeah.
39:44I would never, I obviously have an unhealthy relationship with my cat.
39:48I would never clone him because he sucks.
39:52Yeah.
39:53No, like his DNA sucks.
39:55He has so many medical issues.
39:57He has no redeeming qualities, except for the fact that he's been with me through everything
40:01since I was a 21-year-old cashier.
40:04So it's the history.
40:05We've, you know, been through everything together, and I've, you know, cried more with him than
40:09anyone else and everything else.
40:10It's the history.
40:11It's not the DNA.
40:13Can you clone loyalty?
40:14No, no, but if I could resurrect the cat, I would when he dies.
40:17Now, like, that's the reason, that's reasonable, but cloning, that's just ridiculous.
40:22That's true.
40:22It would be better to get a zombie pet.
40:24I like that.
40:25A zombie pet's far cooler than a cloned pet.
40:28And it looked cooler, does cooler s***.
40:30You know what it'd become?
40:31You get a zombie pet, it's a status symbol, like a chihuahua was in the 2000s.
40:36Heck yeah, way better looking than these dogs he's got here.
40:38Yeah.
40:38I also, my, I'll be honest, my basic understanding of cloning is that multiplicity movie with Michael
40:44Keaton, you know?
40:44Great movie.
40:45Yeah, and that's like, you know, they're multiplying, you know?
40:49Yeah.
40:49It's not like you gotta raise it and grow it up.
40:52I don't understand any of this stuff.
40:53I was very fascinated, though, when he was talking about whores.
40:58You're a terrible man.
40:58You said you were a whores dad?
41:01Horse.
41:02Oh, horses.
41:05All right, never mind then.
41:06Did you, I don't know.
41:08You're applauding.
41:09You're applauding the cheapest joke.
41:13You won't even laugh at my jokes.
41:15Yeah, I mean.
41:16They love you.
41:16What are you talking about?
41:17You literally just fell off the wagon with that one.
41:21All right, Piers.
41:23This seems like a good thing for British people.
41:25Yes.
41:26You know.
41:26That's a great thing.
41:27Look, I thought it was all quite creepy, all this cloning stuff.
41:29And then someone said that you can do it with humans.
41:31And I was like, the biggest thing I hear when I come to America is, why can't you be here
41:36more often?
41:36Why can't we have more Piers Morgan?
41:39No one's ever said that.
41:40I am now cloning a thousand Piers Morgans.
41:43Wow.
41:43I'm going to be absolutely everywhere in every part of your lives on all your TV shows simultaneously.
41:48And I think this audience, you're a great audience.
41:51You'd like this, wouldn't you?
41:52I would love it.
41:52Yeah.
41:53There you go.
41:53No, no, no.
41:54I would love to see Piers argue with Piers.
41:56Yes.
41:57I would pay money for that.
41:59Yeah.
41:59There's like five of them on one panel.
42:01All the bets that would come from that.
42:04I think this is a test run.
42:05This is a test run for himself.
42:08Why not Giselle is trying to clone her jujitsu instructor?
42:12That's what I heard.
42:14I don't know much about that, Jeff.
42:16Apparently, you spent a lot of time on TMZ.
42:18Oh, yeah.
42:19All right.
42:20Don't go away.
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