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The FIVE (Full Episode) October 31, 2025
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00:00well hello everyone happy halloween i'm kennedy along with paul morrow herald ford jr joey jones
00:10and greg gutfeld it is five o'clock in new york city and this is the five
00:15it is all hallows eve president trump is getting into the spooky spirit
00:27recreating his infamous viral moment from his first term where he put candy on top of a child's
00:34head the president is also spooking dc with the threat to initiate the nuclear option no he's
00:41not nuking france yet he wants to get rid of the filibuster as the shutdown drags into day 31
00:48here's 47 earlier happy halloween and all of that i the democrats just don't know what they're doing
00:55i i don't know what's wrong with them they've never done a thing like this uh they've become
01:00crazed lunatics all they have to do is say let's go let's open up our country and everything snaps
01:07back into shape it's their fault everything is their fault it's so easily solved so tonight we have a big
01:16uh celebration of halloween and i'll see you later
01:20but talk about a fright democrats just lost one of their favorite shutdown scare tactics
01:27federal judges have ordered the trump administration to use emergency funds
01:31to keep food stamps running which were set to expire tomorrow this came amid reports of fuming
01:37snap recipients threatening to loot if food stamps were in fact cut and senator margaritaville
01:44and spartacus stoking the hysteria flames donald trump has said very bluntly that i'm going to
01:51cause maximum pain and so his intention really is to use hunger as a political weapon hunger of our
01:57children families disabled everybody understands must understand that this is the intentional
02:04infliction of distress intentional affliction of trauma i call it pure out sadism they are
02:11they are enjoying the pain that they're imposing on the american people
02:16and kamala has also been venting her frustration at the shutdown dropping f-bombs over the trump ballroom
02:24are you kidding me this guy wants to create a ballroom for his rich friends while completely turning a
02:33blind eye to the fact that that babies are going to starve when the snap benefits end in just hours from
02:39now come on so what i'm not going to be distracted by oh does the guy have a big hammer
02:45good one kamala is about to get extra salty after seeing this president trump is showing off some new
02:54pics of the recently renovated lincoln bathroom yes the lincoln bathroom it's decked out in beautiful
03:01high cloth statuary marble stone it is fit for mount rushmore just like number 47 himself
03:08uh greg you have some thoughts on the royal bathroom i love that he's renovating the bathroom
03:15or renovated because it's so fitting after dealing with four years of joe biden's crap that we have to
03:21do that metaphorically and literally the white house needed a serious house cleaning the dem democrats
03:27treated america the way frat boys treated a cheap motel on spring break you need a complete fumigation
03:33that is not a pattern on the bedspread trust me in terms of this hysteria it it kills me to i mean
03:41obviously this is more theater you know somehow republicans and trump enjoy inflicting pain on
03:48america these are the people that ignored crime waves that ignored the illegal immigrant gangs that
03:53came over that that said inflation was good for you they do not have again we do not have to give
04:01them any of our credibility at this point they covered up for it for an incapacitated president
04:07so they know nothing about inflicting pain i wish they would put some effort into the real fears uh
04:13instead of the imaginary ones the imaginary fears are basically what we used to call luxury problems
04:19so instead of going after the real fears that trump understood because he spoke to people crime cost of
04:25living public education is an actual fear the imaginary imaginary fears of democrats are the luxury beliefs
04:32that you can have time to indulge uh whether it is climate change uh transphobic bathrooms is this
04:40bathroom okay for other people uh because you are well protected from the consequences of the problems you
04:46actually ignore so you don't have to worry about crime because you have security if you tabulated the
04:51opportunity costs of fabricated fears just on climate change alone it's 1.3 trillion dollars a year that
04:59was spent and you actually had applied that to actual problems drug addiction urban blight police salaries
05:07public education the fire risk in california how many problems could have been solved if we didn't
05:14sink all of that money into an imaginary fear i guess what i'm saying is in the future fear
05:21the fear because it's going to come again they're going to have a new one well new yorkers don't
05:26fear the fear they're about to elect a socialist yes it's going to exponentially make all those
05:31problems much much worse well said greg so we're on day 30 yes you're welcome we're on day 31 of the
05:36shutdown joey yeah um and if it's not lifted by thanksgiving is it going to lift ever and what will
05:44it take to get us out of this impasse if some democrat was on yesterday and was like yeah i think
05:48veterans day is the no later than day it's like where do these days come from it was when the when
05:52the new premiums come out you know around first of november was going to be the no later than day
05:56uh announced veterans day this is what i'll tell you uh part of the this segment is the idea that
06:02trump is floating the ending the filibuster the nuclear option um you know vance was speaking with
06:08erica kirk and he was asked about deploying the national guard and the the question was do you support
06:14doing this knowing that the next president might be a democrat and do it as well and vance said
06:18don't not do something you need to do in fear that the democrats might do it next because they've
06:25already done it and when you talk about the filibuster for example it was harry reed in 2013
06:30that brought in the nuclear option for presidential confirmation so now republicans moved it forward
06:35for judicial for uh for the supreme court so this old statesman's way of governing is is a bygone
06:42era it's gone it's not here anymore it might have died with the old statesman but it's not here
06:46anymore we have to come to terms with that we can we can miss it long for it but it's like missing
06:51your grandparents house it doesn't exist anymore even if the house does they don't that's not how
06:56we're governed now that may change again one day but it's not how we're governed now we are evenly
07:00split by the numbers by the votes by the rhetoric by the issues i don't like it i don't necessarily
07:07advocate for ending the filibuster but this idea that don't do it now because they might do it to
07:12you later they already have all right why not so harold take us into washington take us into
07:19the chamber you were a member of the house of representatives so you know this world inside out
07:24the senate is supposed to be the upper chamber but they're acting like a bunch of babies i actually
07:29fear for this country if we're just going on a 51 vote majority in the senate it means they've
07:36completely given up on working together what does the nuclear option mean long term for both parties
07:41happy halloween good to be with you i think a couple of things um i've heard john thune and
07:47i've heard some republicans john thune who i served in congress with and like a great deal and respect
07:51say that a lot of why democrats won't come to the table kennedy and in the senate uh to to try to end
07:59this in this moment and get the government back open is because they're afraid of the far left in the
08:03party and they're probably right um i think the fact that uh john thune who i think is a deal maker
08:09and mike johnson the reason they can't sit down with democrats is because president trump doesn't
08:14want them to number two to joey's point which ties into yours we may have left this era where we want
08:20some sort of statesmanship or we want government to work in a certain way i hope they don't end the
08:24filibuster i think one of the great protections that the minority not racial minority but the political
08:30minority has in this country when politics is being litigated like this uh is is that the majority just
08:36can't run over the minority unless there are rules that are that are followed i will say this though
08:41if our president of united states as a democrat and i had a democrat control congress by one seat
08:46and a republican control senate by one seat um i think it behooves the leader of the country when
08:52you have this kind of silly immature politics happening on both sides and we can i'll blame
08:57democrats more for the sake of the argument you need a president that will come to the table and say
09:02here's what we're going to do uh here's why we have to do this um and go negotiate with them and
09:08let's figure out an answer to this for the life of me i don't understand how we can be and the
09:13president says this often we're the hottest country in the world yet 42 million people are on
09:18food stamps in america put aside that the funding is not there but we have one out of eight
09:22one out of eight americans experiencing this this to me is as fundamental a problem as anything
09:26but we are faced with a crisis right now we also have the obesity epidemic the irony here right and
09:32if i were if i because the food is so this is where robert f kennedy jr is right i hope he focuses
09:36on this if i i just can't for the life of me understand why people won't come back make the
09:41republicans agree to uh deal with the health care premiums and get the government back open because
09:46at the end of the day people suffering like this uh is something that i i don't i mean put aside
09:51being inconvenienced flying you have 40 million people who 42 million people people who are losing
09:56their health care going to see premiums go up let's let's let's do the very the least that
10:00government's supposed to do which is to provide these kind of benefits for everyday americans so
10:04i'm as i'm as discouraged as you are i hope joey's wrong i hope we get back to a moment where statesmanship
10:09reigns but we're gonna have to throw all the clowns out if we're gonna get there um speaking of clowns paul
10:16if you had known you're not a clown that the former vice president had such a potty mouth would you
10:21have voted for her i think she's just wonderful she's so authentic here's the thing look let's try
10:28to capture all the commentary here that's coming from the left these days on the left the democratic
10:33party right now you're either an anarchist or an elitist and the elitists want to be down with the
10:39anarchists and that's what's behind all of that statements all those statements right you got kamala
10:43cursing where's that coming from all of a sudden she's trying to show us how street she is right
10:47they're trying to reach out to the middle class and people everyday americans that they've completely
10:52lost van holland right we just republicans just enjoy watching people suffer here's van holland
10:58comes from a state department background his family massachusetts boarding school swathmore where he got
11:04a ba in philosophy all right he got a master's from harvard jfk school and i'd like to dump on that
11:09but i went there too so i can't georgetown law this guy didn't have a job till he was almost 30
11:14all right and he's telling us now how we're supposed to live he's never had a real job he's
11:19never been scuffed up much like bide he was never in the real working sector and that is telling us
11:23how horrible we are bottom line is this if you notice the narrative has changed initially it was
11:29we want to get rid of the health care we want to take away health care from all the middle class
11:33now if that didn't work all right very clearly the polling showed it didn't work because it came back
11:38to obamacare and they didn't want to own that so now all of a sudden it's snap we want everybody to
11:43starve and that's what they're going to go with recognize something the filibuster was not uh put
11:50in place by the founding fathers they had never perceived that there was no filibuster till about
11:55mid 1800s so this is not something that is anti-constitutional i hope they don't get rid of
12:00it as well i agree with you but that said it's not like this is so far out of the norm it was something
12:05that was put in as a rule in the senate to make sure that it was more deliberative they didn't have
12:10the tyranny of the majority and and all of that but at some point if it's going to regularly devolve
12:17to the point that our entire government apparatus freezes well you know what then maybe it's time to
12:22go and maybe the people voted for a majority even if it's one vote at least the thing moves forward
12:27but the bottom line from where i sit right now is you have a very simple way to do this the
12:32continuing resolution everybody gets to eat and we cut the deal as before we came on here just to close
12:38the loop two judges have ruled that they got to use the discretionary funds they got to find money
12:43to pay the snap benefits okay look at what they did it's such blatant forum shopping all right
12:49two obama judges mish uh no it's massachusetts i forget what the other one is both of them
12:54obama appointed so very clearly this has gone into the hyperpolitical stuff that by the way always
13:00gets overturned when it goes up the chain so this idea that they're using leverage that's a bad
13:07optic pass a continual resolution get people fed and then let's cut a deal all right here we go
13:13a huge programming note jesse waters has an exclusive interview with erica kirk this coming wednesday
13:19november 5th at 8 p.m it is erica's first sit-down interview since charlie's assassination
13:25and here's a preview i want to show you a video of charlie talking about tp usa okay
13:33charlie was on a mission to save western civilization did you know that's what you signed up for
13:48charlie was on a mission to save western civilization did you know that's what you signed up for
14:02you know well no i didn't sign up for anything i just married the love of my life
14:10all right coming up next some bad hombres are about to have a very bad halloween
14:17stay with us
14:18it's trick or be deported for illegal aliens dhs secretary christy noem is denying illinois
14:41governor jb pritzker's request that she halt immigration enforcement operations throughout
14:46chicago for three whole days i guess jb just wants to make sure he has access to all that
14:51free candy oh and to supposedly keep the children safe too i've sent a letter to christy noem and to
14:58the department of homeland security leadership asking them to pause all of their federal agent
15:04operations for the entirety of the halloween weekend i'm asking for basic human decency give the
15:12children and the families of illinois a break yeah i'm speaking advice the doj recently indicted a
15:21former employee of media matters her name is kat abaguzale she's a whacked out leftist running for
15:27congress but now she's charged with allegedly assaulting and conspiring to injure law enforcement
15:32she did this by blocking ice vehicles let's just say she didn't take kindly to being asked about those
15:37charges you know tara once again this is my first time being federally indicted like i said yeah i
15:44plan on pleading nine not guilty the evidence will come out in court and i plan on winning thank you so
15:50much for having me yeah um did she just sign off did she just leave the chat
16:00greg you know groups like media matters i mean they get paid to rage watch us you know it's this
16:10is so gratifying because if people don't realize that the the young girl there that's running for
16:16congress who's up for prison used to work for media matters and media matters is this kind of like
16:23uh cut out outfit that hires people who basically sit at home and watch fox and then they lift
16:32segments and then they amplify them and they try to get like our advertisers to leave that's all that
16:38this cat abugazi is that her name abugazi that sounds like a i gotta ride the first time
16:43abugazi anyway so we it's just kind of fun because now we're clipping the clipper yeah and she can't
16:54take the heat she bails she was on it it wasn't even tv it was like a podcast and when not and when
17:02it got too heated she bolted it's a lot harder to do this job than sit on a couch call yourself a
17:10journalist and then pull segments from a conversation among people and try to get them into trouble then
17:15when it happens to you you just run off and i get it oh you don't want to like incriminate yourself
17:21but stop it this whole thing about halloween is hilarious because we know how fake it is uh what are
17:27you going to do next uh stop it because it's thanksgiving new year's eve uh valentine's day please
17:33stop on valentine's day what about arbor day mother's day father's day we can't do it during pride
17:38month i mean that's all they never are honest about what they're doing just say you don't want
17:45them to do it because it's successful because it's effective they keep saying that ice is like uh
17:50nabbing and zip tying you know what next trick-or-treaters every time they they brand somebody
17:57as like a a father or a hard worker you find out they're wanted on sex charges and then the media drops
18:03the story first they say a new mexico dad and then when they find out he's wanted for assault
18:09that disappears they were the media refuses to follow up on it also they keep up people will
18:15also bring up that americans are being detained that might be from stolen ids that's another area
18:22you have to look in why does somebody get picked up it's because somebody had their identification
18:26and we're here illegally kennedy uh would pritzker you know he can't work with them to make this less
18:32uh more safe and less of a spectacle he's talking about uh you know uh pepper spray and things like
18:38that um but instead he's asked them to take a three-day pause for that holy holiday of hell the
18:42holiest one yes um so he's talking about basic human decency we'll define basic human decency because
18:49if you have people here who are indecent who are you know doing the kind of things that christy noem
18:54and ice agents are saying they're doing which is apprehending the very worst criminals in the
19:00country i think everyone is on board with that um but if the basic human decency is fighting for the
19:06rights for the worst people to stay in these communities and continue to terrorize them i think
19:12that's pretty awful and at this point all he's doing by obfuscating is running for president because
19:18all he wants to do is be in front of the cameras and have a couple of clippable lines so he looks like
19:24a tough guy but if he really wants to be president and if he really wants to make an impact on this
19:29issue then sit down with homeland security and figure out ways that your law enforcement can work
19:36with people safely and sanely and rationally and make sure that the people you are taking out of
19:43society are the ones who really shouldn't be here in the first place and not people who came here
19:48because they were lied to by coyotes and spent their life savings sending their kids ahead of
19:54them you know who are trying to work hard but it people who really are the worst of the worst on that
20:01list jb pritzker is undisciplined and corpulent and i need him to step out of this conversation
20:07harold you probably know what that last word meant what do you think i don't know what that last word
20:11but i'll tell you yes i think that um i've tried to say this many times i think when president trump
20:19was elected the second time i think a lot of americans supported him because of his desire
20:24and he's executed on closing the border and locking the border down i think the second part of it has
20:30been the trickier part for him which is finding the deportation the right hierarchy of deportations
20:36and having some that's the debate we're having now in illinois and other places is the humanity
20:40around it now i don't believe that governor pritzker and mayor johnson i think they could
20:44have handled this differently i think crime whether it's committed by a legal citizen or illegal uh is
20:51is crime uh you're not you don't you don't feel like your goods are better stolen from if it's a
20:56citizen versus it's a an illegal and you don't feel like you're better off if your your loved one is
21:00killed by a citizen versus an illegal so i've said many times on the show i think we need national
21:06legislation around immigration and certainly a national crime bill the president's done everything
21:11right on the border the question is are we doing what's right uh in our country and there seems to
21:15be in terms of deportations people who've been here for years who are legally working uh who are waiting
21:21for uh their asylum hearing are they here illegally i don't know the answer to that perhaps we need
21:26if you're here and you so you've not shown up for your asylum hearing that's different but we we have
21:31a number of issues here and unfortunately the politics is how long do they wait for that asylum
21:36hearing so that's the problem greg they're waiting years yes and that's that's a scam in itself it
21:41might be but we tried to correct it with the legislation that republicans and democrats in
21:45the senate uh negotiated and president trump said don't do it because when i'm president i'll do it
21:50right he hasn't done it right he's got the border i give him credit there but this challenge we're
21:54facing here i don't mean to take up the time this is what we're going to be litigating for a long
21:58period of time paul i mean when people say stuff like well we got to pick and choose who we deport who
22:02the bad guys are who the good guards that's what president trump said i know but i'm not pointing
22:06at you on this but doesn't that still further undermine the fact there's a law that says you
22:10can't come here illegally like that still kind of continues that argument yeah we forget the prime
22:15mover here which is that we let 12 million in completely unvetted that's why all of this is
22:19happening and let's go to the root of this current story here look what happened here governor
22:23pritzker sent a letter wow that's going to change everything boy that's going to move mountains i mean
22:28this guy is such a panderer the thing here is this look at the various people who he's apparently
22:35decided to ignore related to the kids february 5 to 16 28 alien sex offenders in the midwest
22:42operation run out of chicago field office 27 year old ecuadorum picked up victim under 13 10
22:49september this year operation midway blitz all of chicago i got five names here i could read it off you
22:54know what it is you've heard the charges aggravated sex abuse child under 13 family member all that
23:00kind of stuff where is that no he's worried about them getting kit kat bars give me a break and as far
23:06as abu gazella goes all right let's look into her dna here a little bit all right she came from a
23:10conservative family apparently all right so this is all sort of teenage acting out i know she's a little
23:15older than a teenager she is mom donnie light let's recognize what's going on here she's heavily
23:20committed to the palestinian she actually had palestinian she's committed to that issue it goes
23:24back to what i said in the a block you're either an anarchist or an elitist she's the anarchist
23:29component here pritzker is the elitist he's a zillionaire right so he's trying to be down with her
23:34oh leave the kids alone leave the kids alone the bad news for her is she wants to be a lawmaker she
23:39doesn't understand the law she's claiming her defense is the first amendment you're in front of
23:44the car it's on video do you think that's going to be covered by the first amendment you can't just
23:48tap out in the middle of a federal criminal hearing i hate to tell you that and it's not going to go
23:54well she's charged with two felonies she's looking at multiple years and here's the real bad news for
23:59her they got right on the appointment on the uh u.s attorney for chicago for the northern district of
24:06illinois and it's a it's a trump attorney all right so it's not going to fall through the cracks not
24:12going to say let these five go it didn't mean anything of it it's on video they're charged with
24:16conspiracy she's in a lot of trouble i think she all thought you know it's fun and games we're
24:20going to talk about it tonight at the bar you got bigger trouble than you realize so uh you know
24:24you should probably grow up i'm not an anarchist or an elitist i'm just a democrat you should have
24:28stayed with media matters all right i'm a democrat up next a women's magazine doesn't know what a woman
24:34is
24:38so glamour magazine in the uk just dropped its new woman of the year issue and guess how many actual
25:01women made it on the cover zero instead they featured nine biological men who are called the
25:07dolls a reporter author jk rowling is reacting she said quote i grew up in an era when mainstream
25:14women's magazine told girls they needed to be thinner and prettier now mainstream women's magazine
25:20tell girls that men are better women than they are amazing so kennedy is uh one of the two
25:27biological women we have at the table can do you uh tell us what's going on with this here
25:31guess who the second is um yes this is this is virtue signaling at its finest and glamour
25:40used to be kind of at least editorially a feminist magazine it would be the kind of thing that jk rowling
25:47would have been inspired by when she was an aspiring writer a couple decades ago but now they have made
25:54the shift and you know i i look at some of these beauties on the cover and you know i i know that
26:00i have a lot to learn from them in terms of hair maintenance and skin care and being slightly more
26:07feminine but i hate to say it and i know i'm outnumbered at the table but i am the giver of life
26:13and uh and that that should still mean something here and i hope there are more feminists that get
26:21riled up who continue to carve out spaces for women and instead of trying to erase them yeah that's
26:30one that they can't argue with yet right the giver of life part good for you harold your rejoinder
26:35i don't have a rejoinder i um i knew that this is one of these things where uh as you say anarchists
26:41and elitists i'm just i'm just a realist i don't i don't understand this uh and perhaps if i if i read
26:46it closely maybe i will but the what the closeness that i've read it with uh i i line myself with jk
26:52jk rowling's comments on this you do you do greg you're very much an advocate for rowling here pick
26:57this up well i think these the the uh the people on the cover of glamour kudos they have balls for
27:05doing that uh but do they have ballroom i don't know they're just i didn't look that closely this is
27:13why okay i think um feminists can be the worst enemies of women because of what gad sad would
27:22call suicidal empathy they would gladly throw each other under the bus to garner a brief flicker of
27:29attention through virtue signaling women's editors of women's magazines are the worst i knew of them and
27:35the biggest lie sold to consumers is that there is some kind of status afforded to women's magazines
27:44like they know better about everything but they don't they're as insecure and as miserable as
27:50anybody on the planet because as feminists they are told certain things that are not true that
27:57essentially go against what is what it is to be a woman and as a biological female i know this
28:03the ugly truth is in some cases in many cases feminism ends up at a dead end the most misogynist
28:12of humans are are women like glamour who now put men in dresses in front of women because fundamentally
28:20they are anti-women yeah yeah and doesn't it have the feel of propaganda you know i think a teen vogue
28:27right and you know it does the whole thing feels like an opera i mean i hate to always think that way
28:30but it feels like a mess of psyop i mean joey you would know about you you're familiar with psyops
28:34they want the kids here because you know glamour magazine is one of those things that like your
28:38girlfriend had lying around the table you know as a guy you never read it but it was kind of always
28:42there but this inculcates into kids something to aspire to that's you know right now i should be that
28:48but i'm not uh listen jk rowling has what we call f you money right like that woman has created this uh
28:55this world that people are infatuated with if you don't believe me go to uh go to universal studio
29:00and see the the grown people with wands it's really kind of weird but she's really smart and with that
29:06f you money we get to hear what she actually thinks about things there's no filters i mean hbo just
29:10picked up harry potter for another series she just went on x or one of them and skewered emma watson
29:16in the most passive aggressive way when she says something brother i agree with her not i know that's what
29:20she believes and i appreciate that i'm glad that elon musk she still has a platform to do it on
29:26and she's speaking the truth we probably don't agree on anything american politics wise other than
29:31something like this but i'm glad that she's still there because i think she does still have an
29:34influence and this glamour magazine thing all i know is we have a supermodel for a first lady
29:39who is a fashion icon of herself they won't touch her with a 10-foot pole but they'll put 10 freaks
29:45on the cover of a magazine yeah very very true you know and rowling has a great story too and you
29:49never hear it in this context you know she's been canceled self-made woman all right guys the
29:54fastest is up next
29:55welcome back this cop has gone undercover a detroit police officer apparently forgot his pants
30:19doing a virtual court hearing watch this officer jackson good morning to you can you put your
30:26appearance on the record please yes officer jackson bass number 3919 you got you got some pants on
30:33officer no sir
30:36paul did you ever have an instance where you they you didn't wear pants to work
30:43is this a great country or what yeah oh man a couple of things first of all i think we found a
30:49new cop for the gutfeld show um all i can say is this he hasn't been fired talk about desperate for
30:56cops in detroit i mean the guy didn't have pants on it must be in their contract you don't have to
31:00wear pants you can just show up i've seen some strange things i've never seen this and all i can
31:05say is it could have been worse yeah at least he had his shirt on joy i mean you you have a
31:10military service and in for law enforcement background what do you think about this all
31:14of us that have home studios fear the day you know just dread the day that we walk by
31:18all the tubing yeah you know i'm saying no no we don't fear that day i do not fear that i know but just
31:23yeah i wear a suit mullet all the time if i'm on tv and you see this much of me chances are it's
31:27party it's party down below i've got some like gym shorts on uh this guy obviously he thought he
31:32was framed chest up i feel bad for him i don't think he should be fired i think it's embarrassing
31:37but uh you know i obviously he thought you were just getting that and i hate it for him i agree
31:42with you on that kenny what do you think about this would have been much worse we could have seen
31:46the motor city man parts and i'm glad we did and he adjusted uh his angle as soon as he found out
31:51i'd still like to throw the cuffs on him mr gutfeld has uh well i've heard of uh your cop on the show
31:58now i've heard of plain clothes cop but not a no clothes cop stop laughing i heard the judge told
32:05him he had a right to remain flaccid mm-hmm paul's disgusted and mel frotty and mel frotty's up next
32:15all right let's do a little halloween question for jr what's the worst halloween candy you ever got
32:38as a kid paul candy corn you don't like candy nobody who like you like candy it was amazing
32:45it's delicious candy corn is revolting it gets in your teeth i don't even know what it is i think
32:50it's a it's a russian it's just it's just corn syrup and it's awesome that's why it's called candy
32:55corn harold obviously paul's a communist what uh what is your uh as an adult that's my i hate that
33:02because i've lost a tooth trying to eat that but as a kid it was i didn't like peanut butter so reese's
33:07i didn't like i love peanut butter what's wrong with you give them to me my god i would have i
33:11would have i just thought joey you grew up you were destitute i was you you probably never had
33:16you had to make your own candy yeah the the same person that gave me my favorite candy gave me my
33:21worst this guy named james jones he ran cnm grocery he gave me an onion one time serious as a heart
33:27attack like here you go it's better than potato yeah what about you kennedy yeah it's hard to eat a
33:33potato raw uh i got an apple from a very angry lady who was like when the lights out we're not
33:39giving away candy anymore and then she answered me an apple she's like it's from the hood river
33:44good night you could always tell trick-or-treating who was the drinker in the neighborhood because
33:49they didn't know that it was halloween you ring the doorbell happy holiday and the guy would be
33:54wandering around and he'd just grab a handful of chains from his pocket he'd just throw it in the
34:01thing and it would smell like cigarettes and that's how you would get candy corn you'd have
34:05all your stuff the guy would just dump them in like he was getting rid of it yeah it was probably
34:08loose teeth uh what is the this is from scott m the hardest habit you have successfully kicked
34:15harold do you have any you've never had any bad habits you're just perfect no i wish what the
34:20hardest habit i'll tell you uh i used to smoke a lot of cigars i don't smoke cigars anymore it took
34:25me it took a lot to do because i love when i'm when i'm out with my buddies and i'm playing golf i like
34:29do it i just i kicked it because it's not healthy i had my daughter and i decided i couldn't do it
34:32anymore wow what about you joey i'm gonna be too serious and i hate it painkillers yes they hit the
34:38va just you know or actually the dod doctors threw it on me and uh went on a hunt trip left them at
34:43home and hadn't had them since that's good god bless you kennedy uh i picked up harold cigar habit and
34:49i'm happier for it i regret nothing no kicking so do you haven't kicked any bad habits no i i gave up
34:55smoking when i was 19 and i did it by chewing tobacco and i got addicted to that for a little
35:00bit so i had to kick them both but cigars are fantastic well i don't know why you would give
35:05up cigars if you don't inhale i didn't have money what's the problem he gets in your mouth
35:11all right all right all right paul uh this early bird gets the worm nonsense uh you know these people
35:17get up at 6 a.m and greet the morning as a shiny happy person and all that they should be put to
35:21sleep which is disgusting that's wait how is that a habit that you get up nice and late unless i had
35:26to go on fox and friends that's it but i don't understand that's not a habit you kicked i tried
35:31i couldn't kick it i kept it you kept what habit i get up late oh okay okay i'm gonna go with sugar
35:36i i i i can quit any i cannot i'm still and i cannot stop eating cookies what can't stop eating
35:43which one did you successfully kick that's what the question is oh no hardest habit that you
35:47successfully kicked it was sugar yes i haven't kicked it yet you you i quit drinking but i'm
35:52saying i'm saying that the hardest half i quit i've quit every i quit smoking right so that was that
35:57was a hard habit to quit did you quit that gay cowboy are you kidding me opium all right i gotta
36:03move on dot org oh do i gotta do another one yeah well oh cool have you ever seen a ghost
36:09kennedy twice really twice and both times i was with another person who also saw the same ghost
36:16really yes it was very creepy i wish we had more time to ask about what this ghost was
36:20was that at the white house when biden was president no one was at the queen mary one was outside my
36:24house yeah i thought you said have you ever seen a goat and they're not bad i'll clean a few
36:30oh god help me berald i'm not no no no no ghosts sorry to let you down on that silly
36:36oh boo all right well that's some halloween round table uh i've never seen a ghost either unless
36:42you count cat temp she's like she's because she's skinny like a ghost one more thing is up next
36:49before we get to one more thing you gotta hurry up and get your tickets to see
37:07the five live and in person at the fox nation patriot awards it is next week on thursday november
37:146 at the tillis center right here in new york city go to foxnation.com slash patriot awards and now it's
37:21time for one more thing greg thank you kennedy tonight we got a great show 10 p.m special halloween
37:26episode timph kevin o'leary madison allworth and this fella joey jones also my tour dates are now up
37:35for 2026 look at this you can go to ggutfeld.com tom shallu will be with me i'm gonna be in new york
37:42georgia alabama you name it even in idaho i've never been to idaho that's gonna be exciting so go
37:50to ggutfeld.com let's do this greg sexy bison bison bison bison news radio rule the tape shall we
37:59here we go there's a bison scratching an inch somewhere in the great plains the act is called
38:08wallowing and as erotic as it may look it's a key role in the prairie ecosystem when a bison wallows
38:15on the ground it creates depressions in the soil that then fill with rainwater joey and create what's
38:21called wetlands this is your sexy bison news be sure and tune in at 11 p.m where we'll be replaying
38:30the same video we call that the prairie pothole region really harold save us on this day 75 years
38:38ago the nba racially integrated had its first african-american players a guy named earl lloyd
38:43a guy named matt clifton and a guy named chuck cooper uh the first to play the game three years after
38:48jackie robinson integrated that major league baseball so congrats to those boys and for that
38:53matter uh their legacy continues today 75 years later awesome joey okay yeah this is uh important
38:59news this is a an adopted project that became a passion project it's called veterans inc it's now
39:05live on fox nation check it out uh we did film this series all across the country going to veterans who got
39:10out of the military and created a business out of a skill set or a passion or an interest it's a
39:15really cool series and some really cool people involved everything from making suits to making
39:20guns uh it's a lot of fun i thought it was gonna be about tattoos we had that one a while back that
39:24was veterans all of them all right well i will be at soul joel's in potstown pa on november 22nd
39:32soul joel see you there and look at this nudists arrested in florida for going to the wrong beach
39:38they were trying to go to blind creek beach it was closed they went to little mud boat ramp that's not
39:43a euphemism and got thrown in some special silver handcuffs they never looked like you want them
39:47to paul can you do it in ten all right so apparently in san francisco the dog fell off a cliff and the
39:53fire department managed to rescue this dog that was clinging to the side they did a great job according
39:58to the rescue captain the dog was wagging his tail and giving everyone kisses that's all for us good
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