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GUTFELD! Greg Gutfeld (FULL EPISODE) | OCTOBER 16, 2025
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00:00Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, what are you doing?
00:24All right, well, I hope you gave Geraldo a dollar on the way in.
00:34Happy Thursday, everyone.
00:36So J.B. Pritzker released his tax records showing that he and his wife reported more than $10 million in taxable income, including $1.4 million from gambling.
00:48True, apparently he made a lot of money in the World Series of Porker.
00:54Actually, he didn't win any cash.
00:58He just ate all the poker chips.
01:01But people say he's quite the gambler.
01:04Every day he bets that he won't fall through a floor.
01:09Because he's huge.
01:11He's a big, fat guy.
01:14New York sex workers say they're voting for Zoran Mamdani for the city's mayor.
01:23Apparently, they don't want to be the only New Yorkers taking it up the ass.
01:35There we are.
01:39James Carville said Trump deserves some credit for the Gaza peace deal.
01:44That's pretty brave of him, especially with Nancy Pelosi standing behind him the entire time.
01:53She looks great.
01:59This Saturday, nearly 2,700 No Kings protest events are planned around the country.
02:05Which is funny, because if we had a king, there would be no protests.
02:10Talk about an imaginary solution to an imaginary problem.
02:13It reminds me of those suicide nets outside my child labor factory.
02:18I didn't expect all of you to laugh, but it made me feel good.
02:34Hackers took over the public address systems of airports to broadcast pro-Hamas messages.
02:41Distraught flyers complained it felt like they were at Harvard.
02:44But others say it's the nicest thing a terrorist has ever hijacked at an airport.
02:56Yeah, really? Too soon?
02:58All right.
02:59The View co-hosts say they want more Republicans on the show, but claim they're too scared to go on.
03:06That can't be true.
03:07Plenty of Republicans are cattle ranchers.
03:09Grow up on a farm.
03:15The View is nothing.
03:18We see them having sex right out in the open.
03:23That's how I learned the birds and the bees.
03:27And finally, Kamala Harris claims some people have told her that she may have been the most qualified presidential candidate ever.
03:35Oh, wow.
03:35She was told this by the author of the book, Lies I Tell Drunk Chicks.
03:47That is a great idea for a book.
03:50All right.
03:51So while Trump is getting winded from running victory laps, the Dems are melting down faster than hot butter on Brit Hume's chest.
03:58First, let's check in with their frontrunner for 2028, Pinocchio.
04:06I was elected district attorney for two terms as the first woman elected attorney general of the state of California.
04:12Ran the second largest Department of Justice in the United States, second only to the United States Department of Justice.
04:18I was the United States senator, second black woman elected in the history of the United States Senate.
04:23And I was the first woman vice president.
04:26That is a decent resume.
04:29But go ahead.
04:29That's that's a decent resume.
04:33She mentions elected two terms as a woman.
04:36First woman VP, second black woman elected as senator.
04:39Are those achievements?
04:41I guess that being born with fallopian tubes is an accomplishment.
04:46Think about it.
04:47She's really just the 400 millionth woman to not become president.
04:52Next, she's going to tell us she's going to be the first DEI to get a DUI without even driving.
05:00But I wonder, are some people saying she was the most qualified candidate to ever run for president?
05:06Well, some people have actually said I was the most qualified candidate ever to run for president.
05:11I like to say I like the some people say very nice, but go ahead.
05:20I'm just speaking of fact.
05:23Me, too.
05:23I'd like to one day meet these some people.
05:26Who are these some people?
05:29Is it her team of advisors?
05:31You know, Jim, Johnny, Jack, Jose.
05:34And and her two gay friends, Bartles and James.
05:41Yeah, R.I.P.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Not to bore everyone, but George H.W. Bush was a fighter pilot, a congressman, ambassador to the U.N., director of the CIA, two term vice president.
05:54Even Joe Biden was a two term VP, a senator, a congressman, and not to mention the first man to fertilize the Rose Garden.
06:01Kamala, she had government jobs she sucked at, literally.
06:14What?
06:15I mean, she was bad at them.
06:17She was bad.
06:18Then there's Nancy, who broke out of Jurassic Park in time for this meltdown.
06:26Why did you refuse the National Guard on January 6th?
06:30Thank you, man.
06:31Shut up.
06:32I did not refuse the National Guard.
06:34The president didn't send it.
06:35Why are you coming here with Republican talking points as if you're a serious journalist?
06:40Oh, I'd say that question hit a nerve, but they're all dead from the 11 facelifts.
06:47Look, what's up with the finger pointing, huh?
06:50It was like watching Earl Weaver argue with an umpire.
06:56Baseball.
06:56Also, she needed her aide's hand to walk.
06:59How old are these people?
07:02There wasn't this much hand-holding at my third grade field trip to the John Wayne Gacy Museum.
07:11We only lost two that day.
07:14Then we got greased up Gab, who discovered a new word.
07:18I will not vote for a candidate that takes $1 from APEC.
07:22It's interesting, I mean, it's interesting, I haven't thought about APEC, and it's interesting,
07:27you're like the first to bring up APEC in years, which is interesting.
07:31Why?
07:31How do I say that?
07:32Not relevant to my day-to-day life.
07:35Okay.
07:36Which is just interesting.
07:37Listen.
07:38It's interesting you say that.
07:39JPEC perhaps more, but APEC less and less.
07:42Okay, fair enough.
07:43Which is just interesting.
07:44What's interesting about it?
07:46It's just interesting, as you bring up APEC, that it hasn't been part of, I'm just reflecting
07:51quite openly and honestly, hasn't been part of the day-to-day.
07:54Oh, man.
07:55For the ninth time, I think that was interesting.
07:59Although he sounds like a guy who's watching football, but his wife keeps complaining that
08:04she's in labor.
08:08Oh, that's interesting.
08:10Interesting.
08:11And what of AOC, the member of the squad who only wears one helmet?
08:15I bet she thinks the right radicalizes young boys.
08:18They are able to radicalize and target and exploit a generation of young boys in particular
08:28away from healthy masculinity and into an insecure masculinity that requires the domination
08:36of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them.
08:42And that is why they are resonating online, because they are appealing to the most basest
08:49and worst parts of human nature.
08:53Did they radicalize the killer of Charlie Kirk?
08:57No.
08:59I'd say she's talking out of her ass, but there's nothing stupid about that booty.
09:02She thinks white boys are dominating darker ones?
09:17Has this idiot watched football?
09:22Then there's Mom Donnie joining Fox, but hiding like a Jew-hating wolf in sheep's clothing.
09:26Do you believe that Hamas should lay down their weapons and leave the leadership in Gaza?
09:33I believe that any future here in New York City is one that we have to make sure that's
09:37affordable for all, and as it pertains to Israel and Palestine, that we have to ensure that
09:41there is peace, and that is the future that we have to fight for.
09:44But you won't say that Hamas should lay down their arms and give up leadership in Gaza?
09:47I don't really have opinions about the future of Hamas and Israel beyond the question of justice
09:52and safety.
09:53Dude, it's not a trick question.
09:55You don't have opinions on a terror organization that killed 1,200 people.
10:00That question should have been easy, but you avoided it like it was a bar mitzvah.
10:04Now, all of this stupidity would be bad enough for Democrats if it wasn't for a glaring contrast,
10:11it being John Fetterman, whose stark departure from this nutcake factory exposes the absurdity
10:17around him.
10:17I campaigned for thousands, thousands, and thousands of miles across Pennsylvania for
10:23Vice President Harris, and it was going to be incredibly difficult.
10:28You could just feel the energy there, and that's what I tried to explain to my party,
10:32and I'm trying to explain to the party right now.
10:34It's like, this is why we lost.
10:37What's it say about your party when the man who had a stroke makes all of you look stupid,
10:42and he's doing it by sounding normal?
10:44Here's more.
10:45I know and I love people that voted for President Trump, but they are not fascists.
10:51They're not Nazis.
10:52They're not trying to destroy the Constitution.
10:54I refuse to call people Nazis or fascists, or I would never compare anybody, anybody to Hitler.
11:03President Trump was, in my state, was shot in the head.
11:06And if that would have, could you imagine where our nation would be if he was hit in the same way with Kirk?
11:13We really got to turn the temperature down.
11:16And by we, he's referring to his own party.
11:19Fetterman's defending Trump voters, calling out his own party's extremism.
11:23It's the most shocking thing coming out of the Dems since Jerry Nadler had a solid poop.
11:27So could he be the Dems' only hope?
11:33It's crazy, right?
11:35Because right now, the party is as lost as AOC at a library, Rashida at a beauty contest, and Joe in his own home.
11:43But Fetterman, he's the beacon of common sense, giving them light at the end of the tunnel,
11:49which is dangerous for some, because they might try to walk toward it.
11:54Let's go to our ten-eights guest!
11:59His favorite spy gadget is Ejector Pants.
12:03Former CIA operative and host of the President's daily brief, Mike Baker.
12:09He once headlined the Epstein Island Comedy Festival, comedian Jim Norton.
12:13She's known for her hustle and lack of muscle.
12:18New York Times best-selling author of our 50s.
12:19And he loves to go on adventures and collect old lady dentures.
12:26Former W.A.
12:27Mike, that was quite an array of Democrats I displayed here tonight.
12:37What are your thoughts on their current situation?
12:40It was a cavalcade.
12:41It really was a cavalcade.
12:42It was a cavalcade.
12:43And by the way, Greg, and with no insult here to my good friend, Mr. Norton,
12:49some people say that I'm the most qualified Gutfeld guest ever.
12:52Yeah, thank you.
12:56So, look, the problem the Dems have is that you talked about John Fetterman.
13:02Yeah.
13:02And they are already lining up.
13:05The Democratic National Committee has already lined up potential candidates to primary him.
13:10Right.
13:10Because he has gotten off the reservation.
13:13And when you say gotten off the reservation, he's in no way a Republican.
13:18Yeah.
13:18Not at all.
13:18All he's done is migrate slightly towards the center.
13:22Yeah.
13:22Well, you can't **** you if you do that.
13:24As far as the Democrats are concerned, you can't do that.
13:26So so they got to they got to put him down.
13:28And I guarantee you they're going to primary that guy and he will probably lose because they'll throw the entire weight of the machine behind them, which is crazy because he votes like 90 percent of the time for the Dems.
13:38But that little five to 10 percent, they can't tolerate that.
13:43You know, Jim, I thought you had an oddly shaped head.
13:45You need you need Fetterman more than anybody.
13:54His head, his head is crazy.
13:58It is, Greg.
13:59And that was a really salient point.
14:03Appreciate that.
14:04That's what I thought when I saw him.
14:05I'm like, oh, my God, an ugly man with a misshapen head.
14:08There's hope.
14:08It's like you guys could be brothers or lovers or in certain states, both.
14:20Now, I do.
14:23I actually I do like Fetterman a lot because of this, because he's not just towing the company line.
14:29Nancy Pelosi.
14:30Like that was the most likable I've ever seen her.
14:33Yes.
14:35Snapping.
14:36And an influencer.
14:38Yeah.
14:38And she has the green on because they're in a green screen and a live human being.
14:44But that's that's the way you should snap at somebody barking out influencer crap.
14:50So that was to me the most human I've ever seen her.
14:52Shut up.
14:53Yeah.
14:54Shut up.
14:54She sounded she she sounded like a real person.
14:59She did.
14:59But the dentures are an issue.
15:01I.
15:03Crap.
15:04Shut up.
15:09But yeah, that's that's I was happy to see her do that.
15:12Yeah.
15:12That's the one clip I've seen of her that I really loved.
15:14Kat, what did you make of take your pick of whoever is there?
15:19Nancy, I have to say, I was kind of appealing.
15:22Of course, that was she lost her temper.
15:26So she seemed human, which was not.
15:28And isn't it terrible just how refreshing that is?
15:31Like someone in our government seemed like a human being.
15:34Yes.
15:35Our bar is so low.
15:37The bar is so low.
15:38Just like like with Fetterman.
15:40And I the fact that they're going after him is so insane when you look at what it is that
15:44he's doing apparently wrong, which is just like saying that he cares about people who
15:50voted for Trump.
15:51Yeah.
15:51He knows people who voted for Trump.
15:53But as if that's not the entire problem with all of these people who throw around the Hitler
15:58and this and that, it's people who don't actually know people who voted for Trump or
16:01it's people who want to hate people this way to gain power for themselves.
16:06So that's kind of getting rid of that tool for other people.
16:08But it's at the cost of a huge comes at a huge cost for the rest of our country and
16:12our relationships with each other.
16:13Yeah.
16:13It's dividing the country tires.
16:15Who do you think is holding back the party when you that was kind of an interesting blend
16:19of people is who is the who's really doing the most damage?
16:24None of them.
16:25I think we need to stop creating these monsters that aren't there.
16:31AOC is in charge of one small, poor, bastard group of people.
16:35That's true.
16:36She doesn't pass any laws.
16:39No, you're right.
16:39You're not.
16:40We just saw what happens when somebody runs for higher office that can't speak in complete
16:46sentences like Kamala.
16:48AOC literally said a few days ago, like her goal in life is be able to everyone to have
16:53drinkable air.
16:55I am not.
16:57I am not afraid of this person.
17:00Yeah.
17:00I welcome her.
17:01Please.
17:02Let me like if we were going to like, hey, put your best guys forward to fight CNN.
17:07And right before I got to walk out there, Greg said, I got this.
17:14Tyrus, I would go with that, except Mom Donnie here in New York City has a 24 point lead.
17:18Here's the deal.
17:19I don't live in New York.
17:20Yeah.
17:21I don't care.
17:22Yeah.
17:23He is New York's problem.
17:25But this is the thing.
17:26We need to stop blaming the idiots.
17:28They were on a CNN town hall.
17:31They shouldn't even call it hall.
17:33It should have been CNN town two chairs.
17:35Nobody's watching that.
17:37Nobody cares.
17:39Nobody woke up in the morning going.
17:42Here's the thing about Fetterman.
17:45Yeah.
17:46Here's the thing about Fetterman.
17:47Before he had his stroke, Fetterman was very much in line with him.
17:51He had a life changing issue.
17:53President Trump had a life changing issue.
17:57Your priorities change.
17:59He no longer cares about.
18:01He's cherishing life and wants to do the best and right things for people.
18:05So that's they hate him because they don't have his experience.
18:08He's coming from a place where he's like, I'm my my world changed.
18:12And now I'm different.
18:14So now he's no longer interested in being the cool Democrat.
18:17He just wants to be a good politician for his district.
18:19And I don't think no matter who they try to run and throw money at him, I don't think
18:23he's going anywhere because at the end of the day, Democrats can't take anything from
18:26you.
18:27It's the voters that can.
18:28And I think he's and I think the people that vote for him aren't going anywhere.
18:32Excellent point.
18:33But I think, yeah, I would say save it.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Save it, Mike.
18:37All right.
18:38You always do this.
18:39You always start getting interested in the show after.
18:42Oh, wait.
18:43Oh, I have.
18:43I didn't have anything to say before, but now I have stuff.
18:46That's because they say interesting.
18:47Shut up.
18:49Oh, I got it.
18:51But I'm the way to.
18:52Oh, there's no justice for big balls.
18:55It's so true.
18:57Story so good.
18:59There's no way to lose.
19:00Turn it and cough.
19:01It's breaking balls.
19:09Big balls.
19:10Attackers go free.
19:12Jim, two 15 year olds, your favorite kind.
19:15Thanks for coming on, Jim.
19:22Two 15 year olds who beat up the former Doe staffer, Edward Corstein, a.k.a.
19:27Big balls.
19:28They're getting off scot free with just probation after striking a deal for simple assault in Washington, D.C.
19:35As an expert in crime, people being both a victim and a suspect.
19:45What?
19:46Isn't this why we get more crime?
19:48There's no punishment, Jim.
19:49No punishment at all.
19:50Greg, the only the only crime I commit is I steal the spotlight.
19:53Well, if it's anything, I mean, it's D.C., so if it's anything like Chicago, it's more of these MAGA white supremacists that attacked him.
20:06I mean, what do you expect?
20:07D.C., it's a great, I guess, district, but the crime is through the roof.
20:12It's not surprising.
20:14That's why it is the way it is, because people want to excuse just barbaric behavior.
20:18And, look, I can understand, if you steal something from a store, rehabilitation should be the thing.
20:24You know, there's plenty of things you don't need to throw a kid in prison for.
20:27But when you assault a person with a bunch of other people, and it may be an attempted carjacking, you should get more than just a slap on the wrist.
20:34I mean, I feel old saying that.
20:36Yes.
20:36But it's true.
20:37So you're saying capital punishment.
20:40Death penalty.
20:42Firing squad.
20:43Maybe split the diff, Greg.
20:44Yeah.
20:44Like, two years or something.
20:46Maybe just a spanking.
20:48Yeah.
20:52That's your answer for everything.
20:57Kat, don't people realize that kids, kids, we call them, are scarier than adults?
21:03Because, A, they don't have any frontal lobe yet.
21:07You know, they have no reasoning, no logic.
21:09And they think it's fun to beat people to a pulp.
21:11Kids are scary and bad.
21:13I actually don't think kids think that's fun.
21:16I don't think this is normal.
21:18It's not normal.
21:19I think, I, I, I, I want to say I agree with Jim, but then, like, what does that do to me, you know?
21:24But, but I, but I do, it's like there should be lenience for normal teenage shenanigans or shenanigans that a lot of teens engage in but don't get caught doing.
21:36Like, oh, you're drinking a beer at a party and the cops bust it up or something like that.
21:41But this is not a normal youthful rite of passage to beat the s*** out of a guy.
21:46Yeah.
21:46That's not normal teens.
21:48There's something in you that, that's gone awry if you're doing something like that.
21:52Yeah, and you know what it is?
21:53it's reverse racism which is racism tyrus it's because the guy was white let's not forget he
21:59was defending a woman who was also being attacked too and it is racist it is a hate crime let's
22:06switch roles here yeah let's say that he was black with his black girlfriend and a group of
22:11white teenagers attacked him and then in front of a white judge they were sent home how many
22:15documentaries would that be on how many movies would that be on this this
22:20their their motivation is oh we can do this and get away with it that's the motivation
22:30motivation is horrible parenting or no parenting the motivation is
22:34an entire four years where they were where unfortunately a lot of young brothers in my
22:43community were told just because you're black you get a pass this would be the time to let them know
22:47that there is no pass yeah to attack anyone to be the reason why he's not worse than he was because
22:54he fought back you know he defended himself but we never see the picture of the girl yeah and and i
22:59have a problem with that because if it was a woman like i said where is the hate crime statute where's
23:03the feminists where are the people coming out for women's rights like this dude was chivalrous trying
23:07to protect his girl and he he got hand like they put hands on him but again it just goes back to this
23:11thing when this country we let we let the okey-doke they switched it up on us you allowed a group to
23:17decide that they were better than another group just based off the way their looks and let everyone
23:21happen unfortunately it's not going to come from the black community yeah white people have to
23:26white lives matter you guys have to take your back you have to protest that yeah protest that judge
23:32i've come to you last mike because i know now you're brewing with these insightful comments yeah
23:43they're gonna bleed it is to the night i'm bubbling over yeah yeah so grace us with your perceptions well i
23:52yield my time
23:54touché well played sir no uh okay life's simple
24:02ah come on life is pretty simple and it comes down to what tyrus was saying about parenting right
24:09everybody knows this who's ever raised a toddler in their home bad behavior requires consequences
24:15and so i yeah you you start from that um i don't know what their family situations were like i don't
24:22know if they had strong role models in their homes i doubt it might be too late for a generation well
24:27yeah i don't know if i wouldn't paint the whole generation with that brush but i i would say that
24:31there is a a a real problem here in terms of family structure people talk about that ad nauseum so i won't
24:37go into that but yeah i just i view life in very simple terms there's no consequences it's not going to
24:42do anything other than result in recidivism yeah and that's and and they have acknowledged in dc they have a
24:49problem from a criminal perspective with that so here you go you get to do that now i yield my time
24:54yeah well i can see moving around the order did not help well i'll just say this
24:59i'll just i'll just i'll just say this there are a million of us grew up without parents
25:07home situations rough and we still have the ability to make choices so when those when there
25:11was kids in there well i had a bad upbringing so what get in line we all have you know so that's
25:17not an excuse you know that reminds me about something no i'm kidding don't get me started
25:25on my upbringing we only had one pool
25:28oh yes the idiot supreme court justice sleep hey everybody let's get racist
25:38lefty justice are blacks disabled tyrus during supreme court oral arguments on whether
25:48creating majority black congressional districts is an example of racial gerrymandering
25:52ketanji brown jackson equated race to a disability lesson congress passed the americans with disabilities
26:01act against the backdrop of a world that was generally not accessible to people with disabilities
26:07and so it was discriminatory in effect because these folks were not able to access these buildings
26:15we are responding to current day manifestations of past and present decisions that disadvantage
26:24minorities and make it so that they don't have equal access to the voting uh system right they're
26:32they're disabled
26:32tyrus what's worse her reasoning or the way she talks
26:38look i i don't think she can speak and i won't speak for all black people but i know one that's disabled
26:46this this this is the handiwork of the evil auto pen has struck again
26:56yes i don't think she first of all you're sitting on the supreme court saying that there's no opportunities for black people
27:04i know i'm not allowed to say this word so beeper get ready are you retarded
27:14cat this is uh the problem with analogies i love analogies but maybe none of the supreme court do
27:24it on this show but you can't say hey you know what it's like being handicapped i think that some
27:29workshopping might have helped her here you know maybe this you know what she must not have a group
27:35chat no she did she must not have a group chat hey i was hey besties
27:43so i think i have this idea i think i have a hot take i think this is really good and then there would
27:50be like silence in the group chat for several minutes while they would start a separate group
27:53chat without her
27:54and they would then decide how to let her know that if she does this it's gonna be very bad yeah
28:02yeah that'd be great to a supreme court group chat mike you know what what do you think it's like
28:08when the everybody's like when they're in that room listening because that you you're certain you're
28:13all like equals you can't like go what the are you saying lady yeah i know i mean you could and that
28:20would be very entertaining but look she i tell you one thing she's done is she's uh convinced me that
28:26we should enact uh term limits for supreme court justices
28:29just for the ones that we don't like
28:36or or that don't know what a woman is yeah you don't know what yeah this lady didn't know what a
28:44woman is and she doesn't know what a handicapped person is jim you like both yes i do
28:49combined into the same person yes exactly
28:55what's wrong i'm gonna defend her because the beginning of the clip which we didn't hear was
29:00she's talking about making a comparison and i think the comparison she's making is not the
29:04blacks are disabled but that when ada was passed it was because buildings were not accessible to
29:10people who had disabilities but the intent wasn't to make them inaccessible but they happen to be so
29:16all that matters is the effect so i think what she's comparing is that the intention of something
29:21wasn't the important part it was simply that the effect is this so she was making a weird comparison
29:26but she was not saying black people are disabled i think she was saying that the intent is not the
29:31issue and the ada was an example of something past where the intent didn't matter it was simply the
29:36result that uh hold on yeah can you just edit everything jim said
29:39take it all out take the whole the whole section out just drop in something some weird perverted joke
29:48i i i defend her because a lot of people don't she and i went to law school together
29:53you wrote that for her didn't you
29:58i think the idea issue is like analogies are by nature not real because that's why they're analogies
30:07like if they were identical it wouldn't be an analogy that's what the risk of an analogy yeah
30:11probably probably could have come up with a better analogy to illustrate analogies are used when we're
30:16making a point like when i'm telling my wife like well a man is meant to put a seed everywhere like
30:20but i'm caught doing something
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30:53tonight on hell yes it's a victoria's secret fashion show where the world's top supermodels
31:02took center stage bringing with them a return to the show's glory days
31:06last month their ceo vowed to return the iconic brand to its sexy roots although not entirely because
31:13i wasn't invited after subjecting us to models who are trans oversized and under attractive they
31:20went back to the eye candy not women who look like they've been eating candy
31:24but what a concept having models that are actually attractive no one wants a victoria's
31:30secret model whose secret is poking out of the panties you know what i mean
31:35cat
31:36who did you watch every minute of this
31:43did you oh no you didn't that's the whole thing i i don't i reject the premise of this segment
31:51the victoria's secret fashion show is not for men
31:54men are not watching this like oh like no like taking off their pants like no that's not
32:00at least not since the internet happened i maybe i'm old-fashioned but the victoria's secret
32:04fashion show is for us women to watch and feel bad about ourselves yes
32:09jim you know there were no uh there was only i think one plus size model but all of the models
32:19were nepo babies like the daughter of jude law the daughter of kate moss the daughter of bella and
32:26gigi hadid so are nepo children the new fat people i don't know what that means
32:33i'll i'll tell you one thing if i'll tell you if it's two o'clock in the morning and i leave a bar
32:39with a nepo kid yeah
32:40but i would say but i think that they're smart to have fat women because like you said it's for
32:50women so basically sexy women already know you're sexy the thing is to show somebody who's 80 pounds
32:56overweight looking okay in one of these to inspire them to buy it like you don't want to advertise
33:01to women that already look good they're already going to wear sexy stuff so get somebody who's a
33:05bit of a mess and then make them look good katie porter and you can convince fatter people that
33:11you know i'm like and to take umbrage some of us do like the models where their secret is
33:17you know mike is america healing yeah right yeah yeah come on i can't be the only dude and sure not
33:34in this room who watch this whole thing without their pants on so you know i refuse to believe
33:42this is for the women only um so look this is this is probably thank you president trump yeah what
33:49i'm going to say yeah thank you trump this is this is as big as the middle east peace talks that's
33:56what i'm talking about yeah he's bringing the models back home to where they belong yeah tyrus
34:01isn't it a little too late for victoria's secret they sold america out for the world is it a little
34:09too late this man just admitted this married man admitted he sat in his hotel pantsless watching it
34:14no i think i think they're right on time and hey you know what this might be the thing that gets
34:18president trump the nobel peace prize but i gotta back cat up man this lingerie and shows and stuff has
34:26nothing to do with us yeah man we don't care nope you could be all we care you can wear sweats have
34:32your hair up in a bun and give us a solid maybe we're there yeah yeah yeah he's got a point all right
34:43that's a great idea for valentine's day just buy him sweats
34:47up next kathy griffin's incurable tds dry we planned well for retirement
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35:26Step right up to the space with all the crazy in one place.
35:49It's Poop Poop Corner.
35:50The Queen of Cringe gets more unhinged.
35:56Watched-up comedian Kathy Griffin is in full meltdown mode over President Trump and his
36:00supporters.
36:01Doom posting online about the fate of our nation and the results of the 2024 election.
36:05Watch.
36:06Trump thinks he's a f***ing king.
36:09And, you know, he's not.
36:11He's barely a president.
36:12In fact, guess what?
36:14I'm going to say something that's going to get me in trouble.
36:16I don't think he won in a free and fair election.
36:19You heard me.
36:20I'm coming up and saying it myself.
36:22I don't care if that means I look crazy.
36:24And the fact that Trump won all seven swing states, which has never happened in the history
36:30of the U.S., makes it all very suspicious to me.
36:33So there I said it.
36:34Well, she did say one thing that was accurate.
36:37I look crazy.
36:39Jim, she's been through a lot, but you still would, wouldn't you?
36:47Well.
36:48Let the man finish.
36:50Yes.
36:51This is an interesting clip because I think this is edited to almost make it seem like
37:04she doesn't like Trump.
37:06I know Kathy.
37:10I like her very much, so I mean, I love Kathy.
37:15She's a nice person, so I can't, she's a friend of mine, so I can't.
37:18She's got, you know.
37:19I don't agree with her, but I really like her.
37:21Somebody's got to help her out of this, like, this.
37:25I don't know her, but I really loved my life on the D-list.
37:28Really?
37:29Yeah.
37:30But I think that it makes sense why she's like this, you know.
37:33I mean, like, everything she went through.
37:35I mean, her friend Anderson Cooper just totally dumped her.
37:38And a lot of the times, I think, when you go through something like that, you're isolated.
37:42That's how you become further into that.
37:44Yeah.
37:45But I do think she, the people that might intercede in her life, she also probably blocked out
37:51because they might have been for Trump.
37:52It's like, if you're a drug addict, you start eliminating people who don't do drugs in your
37:58life, and then you just keep doing, your relationship becomes with that substance.
38:02In her case, it's an addiction to Trump derangement.
38:05Does that make sense?
38:06I see where you're coming from.
38:07I don't know her personally, unfortunately.
38:09I'm sorry.
38:10Our time is up.
38:11This is funny.
38:18Tyrus!
38:19I yield my time to Kat.
38:23Listen, I don't understand what she's so upset about.
38:26Yeah.
38:27She's just had an amazing new movie.
38:28Everyone's excited about it.
38:30She killed it.
38:31She was unbelievable in weapons.
38:34Anybody who saw that movie will get that joke.
38:37She literally has the wig behind her.
38:39Yeah, yeah.
38:40We'll put the picture up for the people at TV.
38:42Sorry.
38:45See more movies.
38:46It's a great movie.
38:48She's...
38:51Yeah.
38:52I know you're mad, and I know you're upset, and you don't like Trump, but I don't think
38:56the answer is at the plastic surgeon.
38:58Yeah.
38:59Like, she can't even make an angry face anymore.
39:04Yeah.
39:05That's her, what do they call it, resting bitch face?
39:09It looks like she sucked three lemons.
39:12Yeah.
39:13Like, if she cries, we won't know.
39:16No.
39:17Yeah, it's true.
39:18If she's ever in, like, distress, no one will ever know.
39:21Like, if she needs help, people aren't going to.
39:23She's just, oh, she's just that weird lady smiling at me.
39:26Her wig falls off because her hair's pulled back, her head's skin so tight that she has
39:30to keep a spare behind her at all times.
39:32That's an unhappy person.
39:35Mike, I'm sure you have something very deep.
39:38Astute.
39:39Yeah.
39:40Insightful.
39:41You know what?
39:42Out of respect to my dear friend, Mr. Norton here, I'm not going to say what I think about
39:45her.
39:46Yeah.
39:47And it probably wouldn't be fair anyway, because I don't know her.
39:48So, instead, what I'd love to do is I'd like to say happy birthday to my dear friend,
39:52Bruna, who is just celebrating her 80th birthday.
39:55Well, you could just do that?
39:56Yes.
39:57Still working at the world's great stagecoach bar and restaurant in Boise, Idaho.
40:02Bruna just turned 80.
40:03Wow.
40:04They're slinging dishes and insults.
40:05Wow.
40:06You know, you've got to stop by and say hello to her.
40:08Bruna.
40:09Wow.
40:10Yeah.
40:11Thank you very much.
40:13We are never answering questions on this show again.
40:16Yeah.
40:17Yeah.
40:18I'm just happy to help.
40:19I'm just going to give shout outs all night.
40:21I'm coming armed with a list of birthdays every day.
40:24I'm going to make money selling video happy birthday videos on the show.
40:28Yeah, it's going to be like cameo.
40:30Yeah.
40:31One hour of cameos.
40:32I can't believe you didn't know you could do that.
40:34Yeah.
40:35I just wanted to say rest in peace, Ace Frehley of Kiss who passed away today.
40:40So I wanted to bum everybody out.
40:42Rest in peace, Ace.
40:43Yeah.
40:44Terrible news.
40:45Way to bring it all down.
40:46Sorry, Greg.
40:47All right.
40:49Sorry.
40:50Sorry.
40:51As a cardiologist.
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