The FIVE (Full Episode) October 30, 2025

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00:00Hello everyone, I'm Kayleigh McEnany along with Jessica Tarlow, Charlie Hurt, Dana Perino

00:08and Greg Gutfeld. It's five o'clock in New York City and this is The Five.

00:19President Trump has Democratic heads spinning and they can't figure out how to fight him

00:24or how to shake off the baggage that led to their brutal defeat last year.

00:28California Governor Gavin Newsom is actually praising the legacy of Joe Biden while getting

00:33confronted on how his friends think he looks like an infamous fictional serial killer.

00:39People say that you are like American psycho. Yeah, like I said, new scum. I mean,

00:45but even your friends like say, though, do they? Yeah, I reevaluate my guest list. I really

00:51am scared to death about what's going on in this country. I really believe it is code red. It's

00:57five alarm fires. We'll continue to build on the legacy, I would argue, of our former president,

01:02who I think was one of the most successful presidents in the last century, and that is

01:08Joe Biden. And I will defend that to my grave. Some tough questions from John Carl. Meanwhile,

01:13another California Democrat who could make a run in 2028, Kamala Harris, has been busy defending Joe

01:19Biden on her book tour. But even she seems to be losing patience. Harris recalled how unbelievable

01:26it was when Biden called her before her debate with Trump only to make the whole call about himself.

01:32I was told that he wanted to call me so that I'd be ready. And I was so sure it was to buck me up

01:39and go get him. And he did say that for the first beat. And then he went on to talk about a group of

01:50people in Pennsylvania who were saying bad things about me because they heard I was saying bad things

01:57about him. And when I hung up the phone, I was just I was it was unbelievable. And I was yes, I was angry

02:07and deeply disappointed. It just was so unnecessary. My takeaway is his motivation was all about himself.

02:19Hmm. And as the party tries to look past the disastrous Biden era, look to the future. Former New York

02:25Governor Andrew Cuomo is warning his fellow Democrats that going down the path of socialism

02:29from the likes of Zoran Mamdani could destroy everything. A lot of the mainstream Democrats are

02:36afraid of the left. So they think they're going to make peace by endorsing Zoran and they're going to

02:45buy peace with the far left. I have news for them. The far left is never, never going to declare peace.

02:52They're going to come for power.

02:56Well, Dana, look, I'm very struck by Kamala Harris because you've briefed a principal and I get,

03:02you know, when you're briefing a principal, you're very selective what you take to them.

03:05I remember Trump before the debate, I was selective what I told him, called him about.

03:09But she's making this all about her. Yes, that was probably bad what Biden did.

03:13But rather than being angry about, I don't know, running in the first place, she's angry because he made

03:17the moment about himself. She's making it about herself. Well, and she's still so upset about it.

03:21And she has to use all the vocal fry and all the acting skills that she can come forward with

03:26by how hurt she was. Maybe she was mad. Like I would be happier or not happier. I don't care.

03:33But I would be more impressed if she was like, yeah, it made me mad. And that's why I did that.

03:38And like, where is the fire? Where is the desire? But when she says she is not ruling out running

03:44for president, no, she is ruling herself out, just not with words, but with video and all of this.

03:51And Gavin Newsom, it's like you can't decide which personality he wants to be. Every day you

03:55could have a different one. Maybe that's a great strategy for him in the long run. But

03:59there's anti-woke Gavin. There's woke Gavin. There's guns Gavin, anti-guns Gavin. There's the one

04:04who sounds cool when he cusses. And there's the one who like hangs out with professional

04:08athletes. And then he's the one who's like with all the ice people. And then he's the

04:12one who is standing nearly alone defending Joe Biden as the best president of the last

04:17century. I mean, aside from Corrine Jean-Pierre, even Kamala Harris isn't doing that anymore.

04:23I don't know what is who is the constituency that that helps him with. And I could be wrong

04:28in the long run, but I actually believe that whichever Democrat is willing to stand up and

04:34a full throated defense of saying that was a terrible administration. There are things

04:38we did that were wrong. We focus on all the wrong things. Here is a new path forward. And I am the

04:44one to lead it, that that will be the person that the Democrats can figure out a way to build a

04:49coalition around. Yes. So that's it. So Ron Mondani and then all bets are off. Then all bets are

04:53off. To that end, he says Biden's the most successful president of the last century among them.

04:58You know, Jessica, I remember the CNN headline that we have here. Biden's economic ratings are worse

05:03than Carter's. And then you have New York Post. Biden's the least popular president in 70 years

05:07below even Nixon and Carter scathing pole fines and said scathing pole was Gallup.

05:13Yeah, I think that there is a way to talk about what you see as the legislative achievements of the

05:19Biden administration. If you want to talk about the Chips and Science Act or what the American Rescue

05:22Plan did, that he got gun control done, that he had the U.S. had the fastest recovery in the G7.

05:29You could do all that without saying, you know, best president in the last century,

05:34because that's what people are going to glom on to 100 percent. But this narrative that,

05:38you know, Democrats are in disarray and that no one can figure out, you know, how to talk about

05:43Trump or defeat Trump. I think Gavin Newsom is a pretty good test case for someone who knows

05:49exactly what to do. So he's now number one in the betting markets for who's going to be the

05:53Democratic nominee, which was not the case when Trump came into office. Prop 50, which is Gavin

05:58Newsom taking on Donald Trump in this redistricting site from what he wants to be done in Texas,

06:02is going to be a huge success. The Republicans aren't even funding the effort against it anymore.

06:09I mean, the approval, I think it's at 57 percent. You have even the O.C., Orange County,

06:13which is very conservative, turning out to say, yes, we should redistrict. Democrats are doing

06:18better and better on the generic ballot portends well for the midterms. You have key constituencies

06:24that Trump won. Greg, we already talked about it in the green room. Young voters cratering with

06:30them. Latino voters, 27 percent approval. It was 44 percent when Trump came into office.

06:35And headline after headline about this administration is layoffs. UPS, Amazon, Intel,

06:40Nestle, thousands of people losing their jobs. So I think that that says that Democrats are doing a

06:47good job, certainly in Gavin Newsom talking about this and that Americans are going to try voting

06:52for us in the midterms. So wait, wait, just to be clear, those people are losing their jobs.

06:58Henceforth or hence the Dems are doing a good job. No. Trump is not doing a good job and it is

07:06translating to support. Amazon is cutting out people because of AI. Therefore, the Dems are doing a

07:10good job. That's what I heard. It's not the job of the president to be able to manage the American

07:15economy and ensure that Americans can stand their jobs. But Charlie, here on the subject of polling

07:19first, the CNN average, the generic ballot is at plus three Democratic. It was plus 11 in October of

07:252017. So not a great position, even CNN saying that. And Charlie, we look at economic data. We have

07:30this poll that shows, again, Gallup, 43 percent last October. So the economy was the biggest problem

07:35to them. Now, 24 percent. Trump has made a lot of headway. Yeah, he's made the economy a lot better

07:42for a lot of people. And at the end of the day, he takes a lot of gambles, a lot of risks. But at

07:46the end of the day, that's the only thing that's going to matter. If the tariffs don't work the way

07:50he expects and the border plan, his border strategy doesn't work for the economy of regular people,

07:56then all bets are off. The problem with Gavin Newsom is he's totally delusional. And if he's going to sit

08:02there and say that Joe Biden is the greatest president he ever had, Kamala Harris lost the presidency

08:07because she couldn't think of one single thing that she would have done differently with the

08:13Biden administration. I don't think that Americans look at the Biden administration and think that

08:18that was some sort of ringing success. And I think a big part of that is that I don't think you can

08:24point to a single issue that Joe Biden or Gavin Newsom are embracing, that they're in agreement on,

08:31that jibes with what voters want. I can list you 50 issues that Trump has embraced, a lot of them not

08:41popular in Washington, but that he's made tremendous success by defying Washington, in some cases defying

08:47his own party, that people love about him. And I would argue that actually, except for the hotly

08:54negative press that Trump gets, his popularity would be a lot higher right now if it were just based on

09:01those issues. You know, Greg, I go back to this Democratic researcher, 250 focus groups, not a

09:05small sample. And they compared Democrats to tortoises, sloths and slugs. And I mean, animals

09:10are great, but it's not great politically to be compared to those. Yeah, it's deeply offensive.

09:14And, you know, I think I go back to this comparing the governor of California to a serial killer,

09:20Patrick Bateman, is deeply offensive to Patrick Bateman. He is a fictional character, but if you were

09:27real, he'd be very upset. He'd probably sue for slander. You know, I think it's pointless. We're

09:32talking about this in the green room, actually, for real, not a joke. We don't have to set the

09:38record straight. It's all out there. Why? If you have to set the record straight with the Democrats

09:45about the past, they're just going to try to come back with the same crap. You don't have to do that.

09:51It has been settled. The science has been settled. We don't need to quarrel about them.

09:58Listening to like even listening to Kamala complain about Joe Biden. It's not even about

10:05them anymore. It's about the people covering them who covered for them. Remember, these were the people

10:12who said Biden was competent and then afterwards said that Harris was the best candidate ever.

10:17And if you questioned either one of those things, you were you were called nuts. We were gaslit

10:24in immeasurable ways over these two people. So the media either has to admit collusion

10:32or clean house. And I talked about this yesterday. CBS is actually cleaning house. If you don't clean

10:38house, you get no credibility. The industry itself has no credibility until either they they have a

10:44come to Jesus moment over the last four years or longer or they fire everybody and replace them

10:50with real people. The issues are gone. Right. If you look at trans, that's gone. If you look at

10:56identity politics, it's a joke. Wokeism is a joke. Climate change just disappeared. So what are they

11:02looking for next? What's the big hoax? I think you're seeing, you know, they're trying to make ice into

11:07the Gestapo. It's not going to work. Then you have this cry for affordability, which, you know,

11:13is a real thing. Affordability is a real thing, but it's not a real thing the way the Dems are using

11:19it. They're replacing the word equity with affordability, because if you ask, OK, what do

11:25you mean by affordability from whom and for whom? Right. Then you're back to equity and redistribution

11:31and higher taxes. People who wish to live somewhere beyond their means. That's who affordability is

11:38for from are the people who will pay the taxes so the people can live beyond their means. This is no

11:44different than equity. We this is where if you're a smart thinking, independent mind, you should be

11:52very suspicious when they use the word affordability because they're going for your wallet. You know,

11:57whether it's punishing the makers and indulging the takers, it's the same old story. And if you look

12:02at the ads playing in a place like New Jersey and Virginia for the Democrat candidates, they're all

12:07about cutting taxes or lowering costs. Who thinks that the Democrat Party is the party of lower taxes?

12:14Right. And I seem to remember the big, beautiful bill that lowered taxes, but for what they may know

12:19I hate them. No, the Trump tax cuts lowered for every income bracket. All right. Coming up next,

12:25an incredible night at Ole Miss, Erica Kirk and vice president JD Vance speaking to students on how

12:30they can keep Charlie's life and legacy alive.

12:35Well, it's always better when we're together. Yeah, it's always better when we're together.

12:44Just like that, you're six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you're 25

12:53than your high school sweetheart. Very good imitation. Thank you, Greg. So there's a packed

12:59house at a Turning Point USA event at Ole Miss. Erica Kirk and vice president JD Vance urging students

13:04to carry on Charlie Kirk's legacy of open debate and dialogue. Watch. When you just said you are

13:12not stopping with the people who came here legally, right? But you are pushing out policies that hurt us.

13:19I can believe that the United States should lower its levels of immigration in the future,

13:26while also respecting that there are people who have come here through immigration,

13:31lawful immigration pathways that have contributed to the country.

13:34I want to encourage you, especially the students here, find your voice.

13:39You are the courageous generation. Hear me when I say that. My husband believed that to his core.

13:46That's why he went on campuses. But contrast that civil debate with some of the hateful rhetoric

13:51coming from the left. Liberal podcaster Jennifer Welch was recently laughing at a clip showing a

13:57No Kings protester saying she was, quote, glad that Charlie Kirk was assassinated.

14:03Listen up, Democratic establishment. You can either jump on board with this or we're coming after you in

14:10the same way that we come after MAGA. Period. Kudos to Bernie, to AOC, to Zoran. And that woman out in

14:19somewhere middle America saying, Charlie Kirk, he was a racist. He was a piece of s**t.

14:26There are so many more of us than there are of them. And Hollywood actress Jamie Lee Curtis is

14:31walking back her compassion for Charlie Kirk. Last month, she cried over Kirk's death despite holding

14:36different politics. But now she tells Variety that an excerpt of it mistranslated what I was saying

14:43as I wished him well, like I was talking about him in a very positive way, which I wasn't.

14:49I was simply talking about his faith in God.

14:54Where do we want to start? Let's start with you, Greg.

14:57Went from Ole Miss to old maid. You know, is that Jennifer Welch's lady? She's an interior designer.

15:03Oh, yeah. Boy, her house looks like crap. I clean that place up, lady. But she is the villain of the

15:10moment and she knows it. This is all deliberate. You know, by her metrics of success, which are

15:15attention, which is attention, still pretty good. She's on the five. We have to stare at it. It's

15:20gross. And publicity is good. Publicity is now any attention is good attention, except for attention

15:27when you're just being repulsive, because that leaves a lasting impression or perhaps a stain.

15:33It's what we used to call a freak show. You know, you look at her and you hear her,

15:37and it's not a pleasant experience. You go, oh, I'm glad I'm not that. It's the feeling you got

15:43when you were in grade school and you went to the carnival and you saw the bearded lizard lady

15:48and you go, oh, I'm glad I saw that, but I'm glad I'm not that. I think that's she performs a service

15:55for everybody by being so repulsive that like the bar is now lowered and everybody else feels a little

16:00lighter. I hope Jamie Lee Curtis realizes that she was forced to atone for a compassionate gesture.

16:07You got to think about that. She I mean, the fact that she is trying to please people

16:14who condemned her for expressing sorrow and sympathy to a family who lost their dad.

16:19She does not see that these people are bad for her. When your friends say don't do that,

16:25you need to leave those friends. But it's almost as though her cowardice is worse than what her

16:31friends demanded from her. What kind of people are got it? So aren't you glad you don't live in that

16:37world, Hollywood, where she's so scared of her own PR, of her own publicity that she actually says,

16:45you know, I don't really mean to give to offer condolences to a grieving family. I was so screwed up.

16:52Screw you, Kirk's. Is that what you should have said? What a dirtbag.

16:56She's fallen so far that she has to listen to consultants and agents to tell her that you can't

17:02be that way. And she does it. Yeah, it's sad. That's bad. The contrast of angry debate versus

17:09civil dialogue like you saw at night. We were saying during the soundbite, the young woman who

17:13stood up to ask her question at the Charlie Kirk event, I thought she was pretty courageous.

17:19Yeah. And she asked some she asked good questions. They were personal questions. But I thought the

17:23questioners were, I thought that was kind of the most interesting part of the whole thing last

17:28night. You had good questions, you had tough questions, you had adversarial questions,

17:33but you also had some bad faith questions. I thought that what the way J.D. Vance handled it

17:40was a master class. He answered, he engaged every single one of them, no matter how hostile the question,

17:46how personal, how even in the cases of a couple of bad faith questions. He answered every single one

17:53of them with charity and with clarity and with humility. And which, of course, is, you know,

18:01it's easy to win over the people you've already won over that you already agree with. But doing what

18:06Charlie Kirk did and J.D. Vance showed he could do last night, it's different. And it's a good thing.

18:12The harder the questions, the better the performance and the more engaging it is. And I think that it's

18:19probably the more people you went over by doing that, even if it's a bad faith question.

18:23And Jessica, do you think this will be a new standard in political communication going forward?

18:27And could the Democrats fill a stadium like that of young people and who could stand and do answer

18:34all the questions? I think Gavin Newsom could stand and answer all the questions. I think a lot of

18:40people, I think Pete Buttigieg certainly could stand and answer all the questions. Would anybody be in the

18:45audience? Yeah, there would be people in the audience. But I don't I just want to celebrate

18:50Erica Kirk with my time. I was so bowled over by her at the memorial when she spoke and particularly

18:58struck when she talked about forgiving Tyler Robinson, the like I was supposed to say alleged killer,

19:04the alleged assassin who took her husband and was modeling to me someone who, you know, is not a

19:12Christian and not particularly religious person. But that's what I always thought of that religious

19:16people were supposed to sound like someone who would express that kind of sentiment. And I love

19:21what she said about encouraging young people to find your voice and that Charlie thought you were

19:25the courageous generation because that is what young people need to hear. Right. Like they're facing a very

19:31uncertain future and they don't know what kind of jobs they're going to be able to get. They don't

19:35know. You know, they're not thinking necessarily. I understand it's different with conservatives and liberals about

19:39getting married and having kids. But, you know, when you're young, you don't know what your life is

19:42going to be. So hearing that from someone who you look up to, I think, means a lot. And I know

19:48they're going to be auditioning lots of people to kind of not fill his shoes, but to be doing these

19:53things. And Megyn Kelly's done it and Tucker has done it. But I I find Erica Kirk just to be the best

19:59ambassador for the spirit of Charlie. I think she's the best speaker. I don't know about her

20:04general of her generation by far. So that I've seen Kaylee, you know her. So let's for sure.

20:10I mean, I've called her the Esther of our time. I mean, I really feel she's here for such a time

20:14as this. And I mentioned this earlier. I want to mention it again. You know, my daughter doesn't

20:17pay attention to news. She normally runs through and is like, turn it on. You know, whatever,

20:21whatever princess show. Yeah. But she was sitting there last night and she was engaged and she watched

20:27Erica Kirk for a few minutes. And I just found this to be very interesting. I filmed a little video. I

20:31sent it to the Turning Point team and they love to see that. And she was watching the part when

20:36she talked about the three questions on Charlie's desk. And the three questions were, what is

20:40something I can do for somebody else today? Was Charlie's first question. What is something to

20:44add value to the world today? Was the second question. His third question Erica shared was,

20:48how can I honor God today? And it strikes me, Charlie Kirk's worldview, what animated him every

20:55morning, those three questions is in such stark contrast to this ex Bravo star we put up who I

21:01didn't know who says F Charlie Kirk. I don't even want to repeat the rest of what she said. Erica

21:06Kirk has embodied all things good and beautiful. She's a female role model to people on both sides

21:12of the aisle when she said, I forgive you. And I think just her light shines so brightly amid all of

21:16this darkness that but that I think to that point, I hate saying that. Welch, is that her name? Yeah.

21:26Gets to be in the conversation with Erica Kirk. If just you don't have it, you don't have to do that

21:32much work. Just say something shockingly disgusting. And suddenly you're, you're kind of like elevate.

21:38She is the good, you know, Erica's the good, but you need evil. And she decided to jump in there

21:43because that elevates her. 100%. All right. Up next, President Trump hailing his amazing China

21:49summit. You can find out what he and G cooked up on trade. We'll be right back.

21:53At any moment now, President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump will be handing out some

22:19candy trick-or-treaters gathered at the White House. And this comes after he locked down

22:25trillions in trade treats for the American people on his whirlwind Asia trip. President Trump and

22:30Chinese President Xi meeting for the first time in six years with some big results on tariffs

22:37and rare earths. Trump battling some turbulence to share the amazing news.

22:42He's a rough winds in Asia. I must tell you, this is a rough flight. We could have waited an hour,

22:49maybe. They're going to be watching Trump. They're going to say he didn't look too good. He's got the

22:53shakes. I thought it was an amazing meeting. He's a great leader, a leader of a very powerful, very

23:02strong country, China. Overall, I guess on the scale of from zero to 10, with 10 being the best,

23:08I would say the meeting was at 12. I think it was at 12.

23:13So 12 out of 10. Dana, you know, it's kind of, I think the secret to Trump's success

23:18is that he runs for president, like as the mayor of a city. He identifies obvious, fixable,

23:25relatable problems, and then goes and fixes them. It reminds me, so when President Bush would go give

23:29a speech like in Indianapolis, he'd say, well, everyone likes it when I come to town because

23:33the potholes get filled and all the things that people actually care about get taken care of.

23:38And maybe that's a great way to look at it. I love that. On this one, these are two countries,

23:42the United States and China, that could be very adversarial and be very bad for each other,

23:48right, if you continue to ratchet it up. And so what I like about this is President Trump said,

23:53I'm not going to deputize this. I am going to go there. I will be the one that negotiates. I'll be at

23:57the table. She needs that kind of respect in order to be nice, I should say. The critical minerals deal

24:05is probably most important. Also, the fact that President Trump is able to sort of stave off some

24:11of the export controls, that would really hurt our industries and then also our safety. The fentanyl

24:17issue, I think it's good that, and I hope it's true, I think it's very hard to police. I mean,

24:23fentanyl is easy to move around. It's very difficult to police that. But if anybody can

24:29police it, it would be she. So now the relationship is at a stage where they can at least speak to each

24:36other. There's a visit that's coming up in six months that everybody can sort of get to. So I

24:42think overall, good headlines and a sort of wait and see to see how it ends up. But I would say

24:48this trip was definitely a plus. If you put, if you're looking for a column, I'd put it in the

24:53plus column. So Greg, you know, usually China likes to take advantage of America because they

25:00play a long game. Yes. But Trump also kind of plays a long game. It was interesting. Although I,

25:04when I saw the turbulence, I was like, that was great because I always thought that Air Force One

25:08was exempt from turbulence. You know, like somehow they don't have that. Didn't you think that,

25:14like, oh, it must be awesome to sign an executive order? Yes. No, sir. No turbulence. Look,

25:19I think that Trump operates on Schrodinger's threat, meaning it's a threat that exists,

25:27then it doesn't. So it's when it's presented, it's not a threat because it's a done deal,

25:34a tariff. It's already been done. It's like when it's like I will email the five and I'll say that

25:41I am out the first two weeks of February. And then the producer says, what are you doing?

25:46What do you do? We need you. And I said, sorry, it's a done deal. I already picked out the best

25:51nude beaches that are close to the villages. And then they say, what can we do to save your,

25:56change your mind? I said, well, I can't think of anything except for the Valentine's Day hour

26:01special we're doing. I don't really want to do that. They go, well, we won't. So they kill it.

26:08And then I give up the vacation. I never really had. That's what Trump does. He creates a bargaining

26:14chip out of thin air. The tariffs puts it into motion. It's not a threat. It's a certainty

26:21because he's going to do it if he doesn't get his way. Unless you budge, maybe consider what we need

26:27in terms of fentanyl. They make this deal. He takes the thing off the table, but it never really existed

26:33before. You're right, though. This is really hard to police. But at least we have China on record,

26:39you know, committing to something real. And if it doesn't happen, then you just put the thing back

26:44on the table that was there to begin with that didn't exist before. Jessica, were you familiar

26:50with Schrodinger's threat before hearing all that? Mostly because in the green room is getting a lot

26:54of action. Greg was talking about it in the green room. Because he watched The Diplomat.

26:59I couldn't. No, I've heard of Schrodinger's cat many for many times. I've now heard this three times

27:04and I still don't know what it is. It's a new season. That's fine. I'm going to look it up.

27:06Just keep plowing through. That's what I do. 12 out of 10 seems a little generous

27:14for what happened here. And Greg is right. Donald Trump created a problem out of nowhere.

27:20I didn't say a problem. Well, it is a problem. It's just flat out a problem for farmers that

27:26China stopped buying our soybeans, which is why they had to go over there and essentially beg

27:30China to take us back. And Scott Bessent was on with Maria bragging about, you know, we're going to

27:36it's 12 million metric tons coming now. And over the next three years, they bought 27 million metric

27:42tons. Whoa. But guess what? They did. Oh, sorry. 25 million over the next three years. But they bought

27:4827 million metric tons just last year alone so that we are not back to where we are.

27:54Oh, my God. Well, you say, oh, my God, I know that it's nice that you live here and that you're not

27:58a farmer. But the farmers care how many million metric tons are being purchased.

28:03I think we'll be just like I think we'll be that is a very arrogant attitude to have.

28:08And you accuse my party of having it. Two questions that were unanswered that are a very big deal.

28:14What is going to go on with the NVIDIA Blackwell chip? And will they allow will Trump allow them

28:20to sell that to the Chinese, which they want to? We know that NVIDIA spent 10 million dollars on

28:24this ballroom. This policy change could reap them 400 billion dollars. Sorry, 10 million on the

28:29ballroom, 400 billion. And then also Taiwan did not come up. That's something we're always I would

28:34just say for Trump. Yeah, this is I'm curious. I would know this is only what we know so far.

28:41I would also note a political headline from November of last year. Biden scrambles to emergency

28:45proof U.S.-China ties. They said Trump wouldn't even dialogue with China. Oh, wait, he did.

28:50He's got the soybeans coming. He's got the oil and gas. This is only what we know so far.

28:53This is after four trade deals in Malaysia. This is after he goes to Japan,

28:57550 billion dollar investment worth one tenth of their GDP. This is, by the way,

29:01after bombing Fordow, releasing the hostages. Conflicts resolved, seven wars, seven months,

29:06Cambodia, Kosovo, DRC, Pakistan, Israel, Egypt, Armenia. And then, of course, you have that

29:11beautiful deal in Gaza. You know what? Compare that to Biden. Compare that to Biden. This president

29:17is doing great. This is why I love it when you bet clean up. I like being clean up. Yeah,

29:22she can. Yeah, she got that. Well, are you saying women are good for clean up? You are so sexist.

29:28Up next, H.R. Chicago's woke mayor, Brandon Johnson, claims Trump is zip-tying black babies. Okay.

29:44New data released by DHS painting a stark picture of the danger ICE agents face. Death

30:00threats against them have exploded up more than 8,000 percent from last year. Democrats,

30:06like Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson, are adding fuel to the fire with shocking accusations of ICE agents

30:11zip-tying black babies. For the nastiness and the racism, let me finish that point,

30:18is that when you have black babies being thrown in the back of vans, zip-tied in the middle of the

30:23night, and mass men sticking guns in the faces of black and brown people, that is nasty, is vicious,

30:31is racist. Dana, maybe it's me. I don't think that helps making up stuff.

30:36Well, if you're going to say something like that, you better have some evidence. Yeah,

30:40show us the pictures, champ. You need to do that. But the other thing that's interesting is that

30:44it's so ridiculous and absurd that when they're making up stuff in order to try to incite violence,

30:49because remember what they, remember a couple months ago, three months ago, somebody anonymous

30:54on the left said, what we really need is for one of us to get shot, and then they'll take us seriously,

30:59and then maybe ICE will back off. The other thing is that in the Washington Post today,

31:03there's a story or a column about how fun it is in Chicago right now, because when you go to these

31:08ICE events, events and protests, you can dress up in costume, and you can take your improv group,

31:14and it's like, okay, are you, it feels like a self-perpetuating situation. Like,

31:19no one's solving it. They want the problem. ICE is showing that they're not going to go away.

31:23That is a really good point, because Charlie, if you think about it, climate change is gone,

31:27and then the accusation of genocide in Israel is gone. How soon, this is like the new thing,

31:34how soon is Greta Thunberg going to fly to America and chain herself to an ICE van?

31:40Uh, you, we could only wish. Yes. It would be great for Gutfeld, exclamation point.

31:45Um, no, you know, talk about like, not, not lowering the temperature. This just,

31:50you know, amplifies the temperature 10x. Um, he went on to say, not only that make that outrageous

31:57claim, and by the way, if it is true, how is it possible you haven't moved heaven and earth

32:02to get to the bottom of it? Yeah. That's how you kind of know that he's completely making up,

32:06but he goes further to warn residents of his city of a re quote rematch of the civil war saying,

32:13if my ancestors as slaves can lead the greatest general strike in the history of this country,

32:19taking it to the ultra rich and big corporations, whatever that means,

32:22we can do the same today. I don't think calling for a new civil war is going to help anything here.

32:30Right. Well, Jessica, it always goes back to this one problem with cities like Chicago,

32:34one party rule. I mean, there are no, there's no, so you, so it's like the Democrats don't keep

32:39their Democrats in line. This guy is terrible. He's terrible for Democrats. Saying this stuff is not

32:46good for you guys. No, it doesn't help. It certainly stresses me out when I see it in the

32:51rundown. So thank you, Brandon Johnson. Paul Vallis, I think would have been the better choice for

32:56Chicago. And we talked about San Francisco last week and Dan Lurie is a Democrat and is doing a

33:00great job out there. So it's possible. Yeah. We're fantastic. But you can look at

33:08a couple of metrics, a couple of metrics to understand how immigration enforcement in this

33:15country is completely run awry. So ProPublica had this huge investigation into US citizens that are

33:22being detained, 170 Americans that have been taken. 20 citizens were locked up for 24 hours without

33:28getting to call a loved one or their lawyer. And our very own Bill Malusian was reporting a few days ago

33:34on this inner turmoil within DHS that Tom Homan and Todd Lyons, the at the ice acting director,

33:42basically want to prioritize the worst of the worst, the criminals, which is what they told us they were

33:46going to do. But Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski and Bovino, and of course, Stephen Miller want to

33:51just go after everybody. And that is part of the problem here. When you have people that are scared

33:56of ice or saying mass men are getting out of cars and trying to round up people, those are real stories

34:03that are going on. And the American public is reacting to the reality on the ground that even

34:07Tom Homan and Todd Lyons recognize. I think if you're going to not say that that happened,

34:13you have to go, but you got to figure out why did it happen? Yeah. Unfortunately, we inherited this

34:22mess from Biden. Biden deliberately destroyed our border. And unfortunately, this is what happens.

34:28You could just say that no Americans should be locked up by ice.

34:31I want evidence facts names. Tricia McLaughlin said children were never tied up. This is a

34:36shameful and disgusting lie. She posted an example of a parody video on TikTok, literally a parody video

34:41that was used to suggest children were zip tied. It was parody. I won't give a hard cold fact from

34:46one of the legal documents. DHS has seen more arrests of individuals with semi-automatic weapons who

34:51have assaulted, obstructed and impeded federal agents in Chicago than in LA over a two week period.

34:56ICE is under attack. DHS is under attack. And Brandon Johnson, I thought you were anti-Second

34:59Amendment. You should be applauding semi-automatic weapons off the streets.

35:02All right. Up next, humanoid robots can fold your laundry and maybe fold you in half.

35:10President Trump and the first lady are currently handing out Halloween treats to kids at the

35:27White House. In the meantime, have you got $20,000 laying around? Then you can preorder Neo, the first

35:34humanoid home robot that will actually do your chores. The Wall Street Journal testing it, doing

35:40stuff like unloading the dishwasher. Look at him go. Folding laundry and so much more domestic work.

35:45But here's the kicker. Neo is not fully on autopilot yet. Every move it makes is still

35:50guided by a real human, a company employee wearing a VR headset, seeing what your robot sees inside your

35:55house. I don't like that part, Greg. Yes. OK, this is this is so stupid. Do you remember the Jetson

36:04robot used to wear a French maid outfit? That's where this is going. Rosie? Yeah, Rosie. OK,

36:10they're going to next thing you're going to have. I'm going to bring up the sex robots for a reason.

36:16Where do you keep the robots? The garage? It's not something you leave out in mixed company. Oh,

36:22what's that? That's my sex robot. It's the same thing. You're going to have storage issues. If a

36:27robot can only do one or two chores, you're going to need a robot for dishes, a robot for the laundry,

36:32a robot for bed making. And why not just have kids instead? They'll do the work for you. The other

36:37thing, too, is you're going to basically you're hiring an appliance to work on an appliance. You're

36:44going to have to set up the appliance for the appliance. And then in 10 years, you can have to get another

36:49appliance to deal with the appliance to set up the appliance. And it's not even attractive.

36:54She's not cute. That's the problem. Well, also, she moves so slowly that I would just be like,

36:59get out of my way. I'm doing it myself. And Peter would wear the VR headset in the back.

37:04No, I'm pretty sure that never happened. Yeah. So you pay 20 grand and then you have to hire a servant

37:11to run the thing. I don't think it's that good of a deal. Plus, I don't want a relationship with my

37:16appliances. Yeah, I like like the fridge that has a computer chip or the dishwasher thing that has

37:23like make sound or the washing machine that you have to negotiate with. I don't want any of that.

37:29I have a wife. I was being okay. I have a husband and he's great. And he does a lot of wonderful

37:34things like cook me dinner. But I have five bushels of laundry right now. So I would take the robot.

37:39But I think I chose bushels. I call them bushels. Maybe Blake will get old enough to do it. Yeah,

37:44bushel baskets. No, it's not. Oh, OK. One more things up now.

37:50It's time now for one more thing. And it's Greg. Tonight, we've got a great show. Cat Tim,

38:06Potep, Jesus, Emily Capagno, Charles Payne. That's tonight. Don't miss it. Now it's time for Greg's

38:12Where Did My Monkey Go? News hosted by Brett Hume. All right. Spirit Halloween store. Let's go to it.

38:20Look at this little monkey in her diaper running wild in her spirit Halloween store in Texas.

38:26The monkey is a pet and was brought to the store by its owner, but got spooked by the scary

38:30animatronic devices and ran away. It took 30 minutes, but the monkey was finally captured

38:37and returned to its owner's safely. Well, Dana, has that ever had been a problem with you being

38:43at the toy store? No, I haven't been in a toy store in quite a while. I've never seen a monkey on the

38:47loose. Oh, there you go. We're wearing a diaper. Very cute. We're wearing a diaper. That's true.

38:51Everyone is good for Halloween. We're talking about costumes. That's pretty fun. I don't have

38:54one. But Miss Peaches, Dave Portnoy's rescue pit bull, was dressed up in honor of Taylor Swift

38:59in the life of a showgirl. He had everything going on. Inspired outfit, which included blue

39:04and orange dress matching feather headpiece. And he's got another new little doggy. I can't remember

39:08that one's name, but he's, he's not afraid to have a good time. Miss Peaches, how cute.

39:12He's dressed up as her as well. Something wrong. Yes. Nothing's wrong. Yes. Miss Peaches or Dave

39:18Portnoy. Halloween trend continues. Giant pigeon who's taken over the West Village on Bethune Street.

39:24The detailed Halloween decor is pushing its head through a second story window with smaller pigeons

39:29around it. The head and its wings are held up by tension rods. Wood back weighing it about 15 pounds.

39:34The homemade project took weeks to create. Very nice. Well, some news from Florida down to the

39:40Florida Keys. We go for the pet masquerade. Bedtime stories and magical monsters was the year's theme.

39:46Highlights included Chihuahua dressed as Elvis, a pony named Elvis as the dragon from How to Train Your

39:51Dragon and more. Charlie, I don't know if we have time for this, but cops became cowboys in North

39:55Dakota when two cows escaped from the trailer and ran wild officers lacking proper equipment,

40:00made a makeshift lasso and like a scene out of City Slickers. Luckily, the lasso made it all well.

40:05That was record time. Good job. That's it. Have a great day. We always have time for that. Thanks, Kelly.

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