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00:00Welcome to this city that never sleeps, except during Fox and Friends.
00:26Good evening, everyone. So during his tour of Asia, President Trump was given a massive gold crown by the South Korean president, which was a much more tasteful gift than what they gave Joe Biden.
00:40I mean, it's gold, but really? This year's Rockefeller Center Christmas tree is from a suburban Albany farm and weighs 11 tons.
00:50And it'll be transported to Manhattan on a flatbed truck lifted into place by an enormous crane, which is the exact same way some New Yorkers get to work.
01:00A long way. Yeah. Tuesday night, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle attended game four of the World Series.
01:12Harry caught a foul ball and gave it to his wife, which means now he's given her three balls.
01:19A new report found that most voters think Democrats overprioritize issues like the rights of LGBTQ Americans and climate change.
01:31But to win them back, the party is offering voters a carbon neutral butt plug.
01:35It makes no sense, but I just like saying carbon neutral butt plug. So shut up.
01:44Microsoft said it's A.I. bots will not offer sexually explicit chats.
01:49Disappointing a New Jersey man who just bought his first computer.
01:52A truck containing lab animals overturned in Missouri, freeing a monkey with covid, hepatitis C and herpes.
02:04Wow. Thank God I wore a condom.
02:11Generally, a pile of thirteen hundred year old human feces was found in a Mexican cave and it reveals eight pathogens that we still battle today.
02:21Scientists have traced the feces back to its original source.
02:29That's a gimme.
02:31So the Democratic Party is as popular as Miss Piggy at Ramadan and a left wing group is trying to discover why.
02:39The conclusion? Woke ideas have wrecked the brand.
02:43Great. What are you going to tell us next?
02:45That Bud Light drinkers prefer Sidney Sweeney over Dylan Mulvaney's weenie?
02:51Yet the group commissioned a 70 page playbook after polling hundreds of thousands of voters and they found that 70 percent of Americans think the Democratic Party is out of touch.
03:05Meanwhile, the other 30 percent are temporarily out of crack.
03:09So why is this?
03:11Well, maybe it's because Democrats shoved woke crap down your throat like a drag queen demonstrating how he eats a cucumber.
03:17True. According to the report, Democrats overprioritize issues like LGBTQ rights, climate change, race and abortion.
03:25You know, all the things your college age daughter loves to bring up to ruin Thanksgiving dinner.
03:31The report notes in the last dozen years mentions of environmental justice in party platforms rose three hundred thirty three percent.
03:39Gay rights mentions rose one thousand percent, while mentions of responsibility, men and fathers shrank like someone's brain who watches the view.
03:51Meanwhile, the Dems abandoned issues like crime, immigration, security, cost of living.
03:57Translation, Democrats want normal people with normal concerns to suck it.
04:01And it could mean anything.
04:03The report even admits that the Dems should nominate more candidates who would vote with Republicans on immigration and crime instead of writing cringey songs they can warble at a No Kings rally.
04:15But wait, if you're voting with Republicans, doesn't that make you a Republican?
04:20Well, come on in.
04:21The water's fine unless Mitch McConnell had to pee.
04:24But so much for progressivism, because to those 70 percent, the party is like the creepy guy who pulls up in a van and tries to talk you into going for a ride.
04:35But it's impossible to hear the conclusions and not want to scream, you idiots.
04:39We've been telling you this forever on this show.
04:43It's nice to know that I can fix their brand with my eyes closed.
04:46So go ahead. Keep watching Kimmel and Colbert while the answers you need are right here on Fox every night at 10 p.m.
04:52You know, the report also admits that the party elites are the ones to blame.
05:04True. If you complained to Pelosi about the price of eggs, she'd think you meant caviar or Fabergé.
05:10They'd call out the over influence of highly educated and affluent voters as men flee the party like me when Travis Kelsey happens to come home early.
05:22But even here, they just can't quit the virtue bat signaling, saying Dems have much to learn from Bernie, AOC and Zoran.
05:32So in other words, stay woke Dems just turned race into class.
05:38It's still oppression politics, but they switch targets, replacing equity with affordability.
05:43But they never say for whom or from whom.
05:47So it's not just progressive rhetoric that wrecks your brand.
05:50It's the punitive nature of the ideology itself.
05:54So how do they change?
05:55If the politics of envy made them reject things that work, what is their off ramp?
06:00How do you euthanize the Frankenstein monster you created with your ever present oppression filter?
06:06Well, the answer lies not in a rebrand of your ideas.
06:10They suck.
06:11It's to rebrand the opponent's ideas so your followers don't have to admit that they agree with them.
06:17Democrats want law and order, but Republicans own that turf.
06:21So what if the Dems rebranded law and order as security with compassion?
06:27And if you can't compete with Republicans on free markets,
06:30why not rebrand capitalism as the opportunity of profit?
06:34Maybe it's time to embrace borders, but as inclusive boundaries.
06:40I mean, you could probably sell this stuff without looking like you've turned MAGA.
06:44And yeah, we Republicans, we're smart enough.
06:46We'll see right through it.
06:48But we'd much rather have the Democrat Party save face if it means saving our country from Democrats.
06:54Here he is!
06:58Tonight's guest!
07:01He dresses like a personal investment money planner.
07:05Or pimp.
07:06Host of Making Money Across Business, Charles Payne!
07:14She caused many men to fall in love with earplugs.
07:18This Jesus better walk on water because he probably can't swim.
07:28Host of Hotep Jesus Live, Hotep Jesus.
07:35In high school, she was voted most likely to bring back the gold standard.
07:39New York Times bestselling author and birthday girl, Kat Tim.
07:43Wow, two racist introductions and we're only two minutes in.
07:52So, Charles, are you surprised by these findings?
07:56Did they need to pay for this stuff?
07:58No, of course not. I mean, but here's what's crazy, OK, because I'm looking at the list.
08:03In 2012 to 2014, their platform started using the term white, black and Latino.
08:09It went up 1100 percent. Yeah, it's just nuts.
08:13Climate, 150 percent. Guns, 720 percent. LGBT, 1,000 percent.
08:18What went down? Jobs, 47 percent. Economy, 47 percent.
08:22I mean, it's just nuts.
08:24But when I read, when I read the story and I looked at the thing and I'm looking at the leaders now,
08:30you ever see the far side when a guy's sitting in the airplane and he's sitting next to a real weirdo
08:33and his thought bubbles over his head, it's like, I'm always sitting next to the weirdos.
08:37And there's some guy coming like three times weirder than that, ready to sit in the empty seat.
08:41They've got tampon, Timmy on deck.
08:43They've got all these other people like, what the hell is going on?
08:46They're going to get worse. They're not going to get better.
08:48They're actually going to get worse. And that's what's crazy about this report.
08:51I'm scared to see what the next iteration is because wokeism was an iteration of the politically correct.
08:57What will this be? My guess is it's going to go to class, Emily.
09:01And the word affordability, which seems to be working, is going to be their equity.
09:05Because when you say affordability, you don't know who it's for and you don't know from whom.
09:10It's, again, taking punitive action against the rich and wealthy like you.
09:17I don't know. I don't know if I do that.
09:18But, yes, we saw it also during the prior administration where they mentioned the middle class, the working class, but they never defined it, right?
09:26That was something that a trigger word for them all day, every day.
09:29I think, interestingly, what we're going to see, though, is a doubling down of who runs.
09:33Because the issue is not whether the party actually takes this advice.
09:37It's whether people are running. The usual is a buffet of socialism.
09:41And look here in this city. I mean, Zoran Mamdani is likely going to be the next mayor of Gotham City.
09:46And it is a frightening concept. This is someone whose brand was predicated on being anti-Semitic, on being divisive, on in no way saying, oh, you know what?
09:56Let's take the fringe issue and not talk about it. It's actually about real common sense.
10:00He's tackling affordability in a way that is so fringe.
10:04But that's the option. I mean, now, otherwise, it's Cuomo.
10:06But I think, too, do you remember when Jasmine Crockett, and we weren't sure if this was, like, true or not at the time,
10:13but she talked about how she was passed over in terms of campaigning for Kamala Harris when she said, send me to the rural areas.
10:19I said, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just stay in the big cities.
10:21And the point was that it wasn't just strategy or an oversight.
10:25It was an actual blind spot the Democrat Party had with people who are rural, with people who have normal values instead of picketing in the streets on Sundays about putting boys into girls' sports.
10:37So my point is that they're going to keep missing that entire swath of America that just wants the government to work again and that just wants their girls to play sports.
10:46But they're not going to move forward unless people run on that platform.
10:51Hotep, you're a man.
10:52Did climate change and identity politics turn you off?
10:57Absolutely. I can't stand the Democrat Party.
10:59Yeah.
11:00I mean, I've looked at these people and I've assessed this.
11:04And as a professional psychologist, I know exactly what the problem is.
11:07Yes.
11:08These people fall into three different buckets.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Men who can't get women.
11:12Mm-hmm.
11:13Women who can't get men.
11:14Mm-hmm.
11:15And men who keep their wallet in their women's purse.
11:20And all three of these groups got something in common.
11:23They can't get laid.
11:24Yes.
11:27So what we're dealing with here is the sexual revolution, right?
11:31They were talking about sexual revolution.
11:33And I figured out, I'm like, oh, okay, I get it.
11:35You can't get sex.
11:37That's why you're having a sexual revolution.
11:40And there it is.
11:41That's the issue.
11:41So whenever you see these people, just understand you're looking at somebody who is undersexed.
11:47So you would expect them to just make really bad decisions in life.
11:51And you say you're a professional psychologist.
11:54I am, sir.
11:55Yes.
11:55Yes.
11:56Where did you practice?
11:58University of hard knock life.
12:00Yes.
12:04Can I pick plans for your birthday, huh?
12:06Going out, painting the town red or black?
12:09I'm going to binge eat.
12:11Good for you.
12:12Good for you.
12:13I'm so happy for you.
12:14Is this, do you, are you kind of like pissed off that we've been saying this now for a couple
12:20of years and the Democrats paid these guys probably a couple of million, 10 million bucks
12:24for a report that they could have got for us for free?
12:28Yeah.
12:28Or just paying attention.
12:29Because do you remember for a while how insufferable it was?
12:32Like, it's, people feel like it's an exaggeration for people to have said you can't say anything.
12:38Yeah.
12:38But do you remember when you used to be like, I like this food?
12:42Mm-hmm.
12:42And that would, there'd be a problem with that.
12:44You'd be like, well, do you even know where this food even comes from?
12:47Yeah.
12:47You know nothing about the history of this food.
12:49And you'd be like, you're okay?
12:52Like, I don't, like, but it's good.
12:55Like, how dare you say that?
12:57You know, and you just got to a point where you're like, should I, like, what do you, do you
13:00want me to kill myself?
13:01Like, what, like, what do you want from me exactly?
13:04And I think they just took it way too far where it's like, okay, I'm just going to go
13:08and talk to the people I can actually speak without feeling like I have to just kill myself.
13:14Which I feel like that should have been clear.
13:16I feel like, but a lot of people said it, but maybe they weren't paying attention.
13:19Or maybe they were too worried about themselves being like, oh, how could you really say something
13:23like we can't say that anymore?
13:25I think, I think probably the easiest thing explanation is if it was on Fox, they can't agree with it.
13:30And if it's from a Republican, they can't agree with it.
13:32And when Trump took that whole lane of common sense, they can't agree with common sense.
13:40So they're out on the, like on the outside and they, they, they're punishing their party
13:45by disagreeing with just basic, you know, that's my theory.
13:49And I expect applause for it.
13:52I kid.
13:53I don't need your applause.
13:56Up next, Bill Gates backtracks.
14:03Now you tell us, Bill.
14:06Emily, this is amazing.
14:07After years of saying the planet was doomed because of climate change, Bill Gates has changed
14:12his mind writing, although climate change will have serious consequences, it will not
14:15lead to humanity's demise.
14:17People will be able to live and thrive in most places on earth for the foreseeable future.
14:22Actually, he, I'm pretty sure he even said that warm climates are good.
14:25So this was after he convinced everybody to, and our tax money in the trillions to go to
14:32a cause that was completely fabricated.
14:35Yeah.
14:35And not only did he do that, but then scientists who dared to speak up and say, actually, the
14:40science doesn't support the fact that the world is ending in nine years, as John Kerry said
14:44in 2021, they were vilified.
14:47They were canceled and shunned from the profession.
14:50And we talk about in the earlier block about the, you know, the language poppy and like a
14:542000% increase in certain words.
14:56I mean, because of what he said and the movement he led, while, by the way, having invested in
15:01fossil fuel companies to the tune of over $15 billion, that was amplified around the world
15:07a million times over.
15:08Jobs were lost.
15:10Scientists were put to shame.
15:12People are out on the streets every weekend.
15:14Gen Z has anxiety.
15:15Throwing paint.
15:16Throwing paint.
15:17At Van Gogh.
15:18At Van Gogh's, exactly.
15:20But the thing that-
15:20He was alive.
15:20He cut off his other ear.
15:21That's right.
15:22And the thing that sucks to me, too, is that his position now, again, Dove tells with our
15:26first point, which is, it's just common sense.
15:29He's saying, if you sound the alarm, people feel hopeless and they're not going to do anything.
15:33But if you actually say, guys, this is manageable, here's how, let's invest in this, let's be
15:37innovative, then, of course, people are like, great, we're on board, let's have a lemonade
15:41stand.
15:42The alarmism emanating from the Democrat Party, that's their sinking ship.
15:47Everything is death imminently.
15:49So, of course, people are going to flee.
15:50But welcome to the right side of the world, Bill Gates.
15:53Yeah, I guess we should be grateful, Hotep.
15:54But do you think, here's a theory I posited earlier on The Five.
15:58I don't know if you saw it.
15:59It was really one of my-
16:00I watched The Five every day.
16:01Yeah, it was one of my finer moments.
16:03Could it be this, he changed his mind because he got divorced?
16:06Like, when he was married, he just assumed his life was doomed?
16:10Damn!
16:11And then he got divorced, and it's like, oh, my God, I have a new life.
16:14I have a new life.
16:16We could, I, I, I, I, I was completely wrong.
16:19I mean, that happened.
16:20I, I agree.
16:21Have you seen the way he shaped?
16:22He shaped like a pear.
16:24If I was his wife, I would have left him, too.
16:26Yeah?
16:26Yeah, he said, for a guy to be so rich, I don't understand what's wrong with him.
16:30But I've been here about this climate change situation since, like, seventh grade.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Seventh grade, I'm in science class.
16:38They're handing out worksheets that I'm never going to do.
16:40And they're like, oh, it's climate change, and it's the ozone layer, and there's a hole
16:45in the sky, and the alien's going to shove a big through it and the world.
16:48And it's just like, wait a second, lady.
16:51Like, don't quote me on that, by the way.
16:53I mean, you know, but how am I supposed to listen to Bill Gates?
16:58He can't even keep my computer up long enough for me to log in to X and flirt with Lauren
17:04Boebert.
17:04Like, what are we doing here?
17:06You know, I can't trust him.
17:08No, you can't trust him.
17:09Well, you know, Kat, though, we always say, you know, if someone finally agrees with you,
17:13you should accept it.
17:14And he is now pro-nuclear.
17:17He's like, he's sounding more and more like a, but it's like, do we just ignore all the
17:21damage that's done?
17:23You know, I don't feel like he really cares what I think.
17:28I don't know.
17:29I mean, I also kind of don't really care what he thinks either.
17:31Yeah.
17:32It's like, all right, we get it already.
17:33Like, I don't know.
17:35I think the funny, but people have taken this so seriously, but I also can't tell if
17:39they really have the whole, there's a lot of people in my generation and the younger generation
17:44who say they're not having children because of the environment.
17:47Right.
17:47Which I always think is ****.
17:49Yeah.
17:50It's an excuse.
17:51Yes, because it's hard.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Because having kids is hard.
17:54You have to wake up early.
17:55Mm-hmm.
17:57Forever.
18:00You don't have to wake up early, but that you would be a bad mom if you didn't.
18:04I think being bare minimum as a mom means that you're awake when the child's awake.
18:09Yes.
18:10I don't think that makes you a good mom.
18:12I feel like that's bare minimum mom.
18:14I don't walk around bragging like, you know, when my baby's awake, so am I.
18:20Hot mom tip for everyone.
18:21When they're screaming in the crib, don't just leave them there all day by themselves.
18:25I don't think you get any trophies for that.
18:27I think that's just how you get, like, not arrested.
18:29Yes.
18:31But it's like, you know, it's like, people, I'm sick of people
18:34trying to brand their selfishness.
18:36If you're selfish, I don't care.
18:38That's fine.
18:38Just be like, I'm selfish.
18:40Mm-hmm.
18:40I don't want to have kids because I don't want to wake up early,
18:42or I don't think that works for me, or I have other passions in my life, whatever.
18:45I waited a really long time, obviously.
18:47We were all shocked when that, when I finally had it.
18:49Not least of all me.
18:51Yeah.
18:51But, I mean, the whole making it about the climate,
18:54so you have to, like, talk down to people who did the thing.
18:57It's like, it's just kind of like, ugh, just stop with that.
18:59Yeah.
18:59You know, I do really think, I don't know.
19:01Yeah.
19:01You know, Charles, you are the business guy here.
19:05What do you think the opportunity costs for all of this, like, the last 30 to 40 years?
19:12I don't think you can tabulate the opportunity costs.
19:15Trillions of dollars that could have, you probably could have solved poverty
19:19in every third world country.
19:21Yeah.
19:21And think about even right now, there's AI race, the data center race.
19:25In New Jersey, they're talking about electricity costs.
19:27Well, the Democrat comes in and shuts down five plants right away,
19:31including a nuclear power plant.
19:32They go to war with fossil fuels.
19:34What the hell?
19:34How are they going to get to work?
19:36It's just, none of it ever made any sense.
19:38And I'm just, my theory is that at one point,
19:40he was the richest person in the world, and he was bored.
19:43He's like, how can I just figure, you know, he had nothing to do,
19:46but he left the carnage that's out there.
19:48Think about all the pressure.
19:49I will say, cows, you know, they wanted to stop cows from farming.
19:53Yes.
19:54Right now, there's some cows out there like, oh, it's been since 2019.
19:59Don't walk past the pasture.
20:00Anytime in the next week, let me let you know right now.
20:03Give me some cows over your farts for, what's that, since 2019.
20:08I really feel bad, though, for Greta.
20:10Yes.
20:11Greta.
20:11Because Bill, he's a billionaire.
20:14She's broke.
20:15She's like, you know, activist for hire.
20:17Give me a cause.
20:18Gaza's gone now.
20:19The climate's gone.
20:20What is Greta going to be upset about?
20:22That is true.
20:23Like, she can't hate the Jews anymore.
20:25She should, like, blame the Jews for climate change.
20:27That, and she kills two birds with one stone.
20:30You know the funny thing about the cattle thing?
20:31Do you know that it got so crazy that they were doing surgeries on cattle
20:35and putting their stomachs outside so they would fart into giant bags?
20:40Did you know this?
20:40I did not know that.
20:41I'm not making...
20:42I might have dreamt this.
20:47I've never heard this.
20:49No, it did.
20:49Everybody at home right now is Googling it and going, did they pull the cow's stomachs
20:55out so they would fart outside into bags?
20:58I'm not...
20:59I'm making this up.
21:00Why don't I tie it back to their ass?
21:03So, I mean, maybe, no?
21:04I don't know.
21:05Maybe I did dreamt it.
21:06I think it's just Joy Behar's surgery.
21:08You know what it is?
21:09This is what happens.
21:10Climate change hysteria.
21:11It screwed my brain.
21:12We need national deprogramming to get our kids back to thinking like kids.
21:17Yes.
21:17Because we totally f*** them up.
21:20All right.
21:20Up next, Gruesome Newsome.
21:22I really believe I...
21:23Boney.
21:28Boney.
21:29I'm totally weird.
21:31Gavin's hands.
21:33It's time for Gavin's hands.
21:40Newsome lies about his son to get ready for a presidential run.
21:45Tonight in Gavin's hands, we expose Newsome's gross hypocrisy on Charlie Kirk.
21:48Here he was just a few months ago, fangirling to Charlie about his son's obsession
21:53with him.
21:55Literally, last night, trying to put my son to bed.
21:57He's like, no, Dad.
21:59I just...
21:59What time?
21:59What time's Charlie going to be here?
22:01What time?
22:01And I'm like, dude, you're in school tomorrow.
22:03He's 13.
22:04He's like, no, no.
22:04This morning, wakes up at 6 o'clock.
22:06Then he's like, I'm coming.
22:08The point, which is you are making a damn dent.
22:13But on Tuesday, CNN played him that clip and Newsome talked in circles.
22:18Is that your son?
22:19So that's your son, obviously a fan of Charlie Kirk.
22:24What was the conversation like between you and your son after Charlie Kirk was assassinated?
22:28Well, he called me.
22:29I don't know how he got a phone, but he called me from school that day, really alarmed.
22:34He wasn't a fan of him as much as he was familiar with him.
22:37That was a true story.
22:38I didn't know what he was staying or stand for.
22:40He didn't even have his strong position himself.
22:42But you know what?
22:43He felt like Charlie was talking to him.
22:45So wait, is your son a fan or not?
22:49Or are you distancing yourself from Charlie for your White House run?
22:52Or are you distancing yourself from your son for your White House run?
22:55That was Joe's strategy with Hunter.
22:58He also took a swing at Rogan, who won't have Gavin on his show.
23:02I wonder, has Joe been attacking me?
23:04He's been attacking me, and it's one way, and he won't have me on.
23:07He's consistently not having me on.
23:08By the way, I'm moving on.
23:09I have no interest.
23:10You're done with him?
23:11Joe Rogan's the Facebook of podcasting.
23:13Facebook of podcasting, what the hell does that even mean?
23:19Facebook has 3 billion users.
23:22Does that mean Joe Rogan still has a pretty big audience?
23:25Joe Rogan's got a pretty big audience still.
23:27You know what?
23:28But with all due respect, if he has a big audience, but he doesn't have big enough confidence,
23:34I didn't go there, to have me on.
23:37These guys, they all have something in common.
23:39It's one way.
23:40They attack, they belittle, they demean, they take things out of context.
23:43If I go on Sean Ryan and Sean Hannity, what are you worried about?
23:46What are you, Joe, you're going to cook me, or I'm going to cook myself.
23:49Oh, no, you just cooked California, jackass.
23:53All right.
23:55Cat, he says he's moving on.
23:58What do you make of that?
24:00I'd move on, too.
24:01Do you think he has any idea that there's, like, people who remembers the stuff he says?
24:05That is, you know, really that blows my mind, right?
24:10Because you don't have to remember the stuff he says, because he said it publicly, and it
24:14was recorded.
24:15So you don't have to remember it.
24:17Why do people do that?
24:18When you, like, politicians do it, media do it, with their kids just be, like, their kids
24:23say stuff that you need the kids to say.
24:26Yes.
24:27Right?
24:27So, like, one day the kid says this, and one day the kid says, like, okay, but, like,
24:31what did the kid actually say?
24:32Because these things don't make sense anymore.
24:34You have to wonder how he feels, because this kid is a person who actually does have opinions,
24:39and he's, like, okay, dad, today I think this, and today I think that.
24:42That's so, like, why do they do that?
24:44It's not like Katie Porter did it, when she was, like, saying, like, my daughter was so concerned
24:48about having an abortion someday.
24:50And it's, like, no, she's not.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Like, when she's, like, 12 or something.
24:53I'm, like, no, this stuff is made up.
24:55Yeah, I know.
24:56I know.
24:56I was just talking to my daughter about climate change.
24:58Right, yeah, exactly.
25:00I said, aren't you worried about climate change?
25:04And she looked up and she went, bleh, bleh.
25:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:08And I was so touched by the eloquence of her concerned hotep.
25:14She was speechless.
25:19Can we walk through this slowly?
25:22Yes.
25:22I just want to recap what happened.
25:23Yes.
25:24Yeah.
25:24So, Charlie Kirk was scheduled to go on Gavin Newsom's show.
25:28His son can't go to sleep.
25:31Yeah.
25:32And his dad, when did Charlie get here?
25:33Then he calls him from school.
25:37Yeah.
25:38And we're supposed to believe he's not a fan of Charlie?
25:42Yeah.
25:42This is the classic gaslighting that Democrats do.
25:46It's like some sort of voodoo, magic wand stuff, MIB flashy thingy where we're supposed to just believe whatever they say.
25:55It is the weirdest thing ever.
25:56It's just blatant lying.
26:00And that's what just makes me disgusted.
26:02Like, every time I take a s**t, I think of Gavin Newsom.
26:05You know what I'm saying?
26:07It's terrible.
26:08I met him once.
26:15I met Gavin Newsom once.
26:16Yeah.
26:16At the garbage dump.
26:21Sorry.
26:21I'm sorry.
26:22I could do this all day.
26:23I could do this all day.
26:24I can't stand him.
26:25Charlie, do you think he talks about this, especially the Rogan stuff, because it focuses less on the mess he's created in California?
26:32Like, a feud just can gobble.
26:34I think he's learning from Trump that a feud can gobble up all the oxygen that would be reserved for asking him pointed questions.
26:43Authentic feuds.
26:44Yeah.
26:44It's like, he's making s**t up.
26:46Rogan's like, I don't know what this is.
26:47You know, but he's just a, he is a, when you, it's unfortunate when you say someone's a great politician, we mean that they're a great liar.
26:54Yeah.
26:55I mean, that's what this day and age is.
26:57I mean, this guy is just, he just never stops.
26:59Yeah.
26:59He has crushed California.
27:01He has destroyed the golden state.
27:03And he's made it the worst state income inequality, the worst state to start a business, the worst state to raise a family, unless you're ultra, ultra rich.
27:10And you never even see the crap in the streets in San Francisco because your office is in a space carved out in the woods, you know, where only other rich people work.
27:19And he's destroyed that.
27:21And the idea that he thinks, or he rates really high, it's crazy.
27:24It really, really is.
27:25But I think Americans are waking up.
27:27Certain pockets, I don't think, you know, listen, for whatever reason, California, you get what you vote for.
27:32But this guy, I just, if he ever won, I just, I'm not sure who I would want over him or tampon Timmy, honestly.
27:38But it would be tough.
27:40It would be real tough.
27:41Don't ever posit that choice.
27:44Emily, though, it is kind of interesting that, I mean, California can almost be run on autopilot because it's so beautiful.
27:50It's got such amazing weather that basically an invalid could run, Joe Biden could run it.
27:56That's why he's getting away.
27:58That's why he's getting away with it because, you know, people will stay in California no matter how bad it is.
28:03Yeah, sort of, because I think it's been gutted throughout the middle.
28:07It's like those puffs that are hollow.
28:09The reality is the only people that have stayed there are the ultra-rich that can afford it and that pay to maintain that lifestyle, to not notice that everything is falling to ****.
28:17And then also those that can't afford to leave, that are drowning in their own feces on the sidewalk.
28:23I've been subjected to this person ever since he was mayor of San Francisco.
28:27You know, and it kills me to your point that the smarminess, the weaseliness, the lies from that he was growing up on the streets and it was hand to mouth when he was launching a wine label with the Gettys.
28:38He was sleeping with his campaign manager's wife while homeless were dying on the streets.
28:43And then he's the nerve to now deny that his son was a fan of Charlie Kirk, which, by the way, if he was astute, he could say, you know, there's a generational pull to Charlie Kirk.
28:52And let's talk about why.
28:54Let's talk about the void in our children.
28:56And here's why I aim to propose policies that will help.
28:59Like, he missed that opportunity just because he's a jerk.
29:03He's not actually out in it for the betterment of California or anyone.
29:06And the Joe Rogan thing, I mean, if he listened to him, he would know that Joe Rogan only asks questions.
29:11Like, that's a subscription to curiosity.
29:13Joe Rogan isn't there prattling off certain policies that he's into.
29:16By the way, I think if he does get to the presidential debate, you have to be the moderator.
29:20You have to ask the question, Charles.
29:23Get it down to economy.
29:25I feel bad.
29:26And if he won't answer the questions, I'm calling Holtep in.
29:29Wait a minute.
29:29I'm out.
29:30I'm right there.
29:31I'm right there.
29:32I feel bad because if his kid was a fan of Charlie Kirk, that means he watches this show.
29:38I feel bad that we're hitting his dad while he's watching.
29:41Oh, F him.
29:42You feel like, how do you think dad feels?
29:44Like, is he allowed to lie?
29:46You know what I mean?
29:48Like, his dad could never be like, is that true?
29:50He'd be like, and what do you have to say about it if it's not?
29:53Yeah, that's true.
29:54All right.
29:54I feel better now.
29:55Coming up, King Trump's gold crown.
29:57Who could frown seeing Trump in a crown or video of the day comes from South Korea,
30:20where President Trump received a massive gold crown replica from the ancient Silicon kingdom.
30:26South Korea's president also awarded Trump the nation's highest honor for his North Korea
30:30diplomacy and declared a new golden age for the U.S.-South Korea alliance.
30:37It's pretty funny when you think about it.
30:38Remember, eight years ago, the Dems tried to destroy him with lies about a golden shower.
30:46Now all they hear about is a golden age.
30:49Yeah.
30:49Yeah.
30:50Yeah.
30:50Yeah.
30:51Yeah.
30:51Yeah.
30:52Woo.
30:52Woo.
30:52Woo.
30:52Woo.
30:52Woo.
30:56I'll just end it there, Ho-Tep.
30:59Pretty funny, huh?
31:01This is hilarious.
31:02I feel like, because everybody in the world watches American politics.
31:06Like, we are the pop culture, right?
31:08So the South Korean president was sitting there watching his TV last weekend like, no kings.
31:14Ha, ha, ha.
31:15I know what I'm doing next week.
31:17So he's like, hey, cook up one of those crowns when Trump gets here next week.
31:22Yeah, exactly.
31:24They are like the guy that helps you troll somebody else.
31:28Yeah.
31:28You know?
31:28I said it on The Five yesterday.
31:30The guy, he's like the guy that gets on his fours behind the other guy that you push over.
31:36That's what North Korea just did to South Korea just did to the Democrats.
31:39Yeah.
31:39It was, I thought that was absolutely brilliant.
31:42But I'm here to say that I'm here for Trump to be king.
31:45I'm here for a third term.
31:51And for one reason, and one reason only, my portfolio needs it.
31:58My stock portfolio needs, I just need four more years after 2028, and I will be good.
32:05Yes.
32:06Charles, should he wear the crown?
32:09Hell yeah.
32:10Yeah, he should wear it at the State of the Union address.
32:12Oh, my God.
32:13Oh.
32:15He is a Mr. Speaker.
32:19And my man comes out with a pimp walk like, what's up, baby?
32:22He's got to have a big turkey leg.
32:24He's got to be eating a big turkey leg like at a banquet.
32:27Yeah.
32:28Let me tell you right now, if he wears that at the State of the Union, he's the black vote
32:31for the Republicans in the back.
32:34Brother's going to be getting the crown necklace everywhere.
32:36I'm telling you, if he wears that at the State of the Union, that's it.
32:39The Dems are done.
32:41They're done.
32:42I'm telling you right now.
32:43He watches, so wear the crown.
32:46Wear the crown, baby.
32:48Emily, what do you think about the future, the next four years?
32:52Do you think, there are two amendments, the 12th and 22nd, I don't know what they are.
32:58He can't be vice president, but he could be something else.
33:01Yeah, that idea that you had where he should be installed as like the secretary of state
33:05or something awesome.
33:06I love that idea, but I also sort of want him to be like, you know, our colleague here.
33:10How awesome would that be?
33:11Him just having him out and just have his own show.
33:13Totally.
33:14Yeah.
33:14But I think what's fascinating about this, you guys, is that remember when Obama was given
33:19the Nobel Peace Prize?
33:21And one of the reasons stated there was two, it was for the promise of a new era of diplomacy.
33:25But this is the reality of what diplomacy looks like, because this crown symbolizes a $325
33:32billion investment by South Korea and America.
33:35Like, we are watching the real deal right now, and that's what that crown symbolizes.
33:40But of course, the media is focusing on it.
33:44Yeah.
33:47Was South Korea trolling or were they pandering?
33:51Yeah, I don't think they were.
33:52I don't think they were trolling, really.
33:54I mean, trolling the Democrats, they never tried.
33:57They go, or, but they weren't, I don't know, maybe they're just having fun.
34:00Maybe that's what they do, like, when they're like, hey, here you go, here's a crown, you
34:03know, like, sometimes, you know, how, like, if you go to a birthday party, they'll give
34:07you, like, a little gift basket.
34:08Yes.
34:09Everybody has to wear the funny hat.
34:10Maybe they'll do something like this, right, where they get a crown.
34:13But I feel like you're just jealous because you can never wear that.
34:16How come?
34:17The weight of it would crush you.
34:19Oh.
34:21Unnecessary.
34:22Don't egg her on.
34:23Just because it's her birthday, it doesn't mean she can be, doesn't mean she can be cruel.
34:27She was just cruel for cruelty's sake.
34:30And egging that on makes you an accomplice, much like South Korea.
34:34Up next, vicious monkeys on the prowl.
34:37If you love all the birds and trees, all the fishes in the seas, if you think videos of
34:53pets is as good as it gets, this segment is for you.
34:57We hope your furry dreams come true.
34:59It's time to celebrate Gregg's Animal Friends.
35:03Celebrate Gregg's Animal Friends!
35:05Tonight in Gregg's Animal Friends, three aggressive lab monkeys are on the loose after the truck.
35:13They were riding a crash in Mississippi.
35:15Initial sheriff reports warned the creatures were infected with COVID, herpes, and hepatitis C.
35:22Fun.
35:23But Tulane University, where they came from, disputes that saying they're not infectious.
35:29Kat, are they health smearing these?
35:32I feel bad for them.
35:34Yes.
35:34Because they didn't think they get infected, like, from the lab?
35:37No, that might even not be true.
35:39They might have been infected from the driver.
35:41Yeah, I don't, I just would feel bad if they, I would feel bad if they, I would feel bad if they, I would feel bad if they got all these viruses, they didn't even get to get them the fun way.
35:49I know!
35:49This is why, if, if, if, if, I have a rule that if animals escape from the lab, they're allowed to be free.
35:56Imagine how, what their lives are like, Hotep.
36:00Monkeys living in a lab.
36:01There'd be a lot of pandemics under your leadership.
36:05Yes, that's true.
36:06I know, I know.
36:07Get away from Fauci.
36:08I know exactly what happened when I saw this story.
36:13The monkeys carjacked them.
36:17They carjacked them, they crashed them, they said, we free, we free!
36:21And they escaped, that's what happened.
36:23No racist jokes, Greg, don't you try it, Fauci.
36:26Don't you try it.
36:27There goes the whole thing I was about to say, let me get rid of that.
36:31Let me go through the non-racist commentary.
36:34Emily, they were racist monkeys, which seems fitting for Halloween.
36:39Because, well, you know what I'm getting at.
36:41Doesn't this bother you?
36:42It makes you feel kind of bad.
36:44I feel bad for them that they were in cages.
36:46I love that they escaped.
36:47They're adorable.
36:48I hope that the neighbors pick them up and make pets out of them.
36:50I love them so much.
36:51But you guys, we have to be careful because if you say someone has an STD, that's defamation per se.
36:56It means that they don't have to prove damages.
36:58So I feel like we should be nicer to the truck driver.
37:00But also, I was like, isn't this just a bar in Midtown where everyone is riddled with STDs?
37:05I like how she does that.
37:07You can't, like, go after one guy, but you can smear a whole bunch of people.
37:11The whole financial district.
37:12I think the truck driver made a joke.
37:17He might have made a joke.
37:18I don't know.
37:19And then the cop just wrote it into the police report.
37:21Yeah, I don't know.
37:21I just don't know.
37:22And you can't ask the monkeys because they're not going to tell you.
37:25They're too embarrassed.
37:26Apparently, they're out there trying to kill these monkeys.
37:29And I'm just saying, golly, you know, if they implement this rule with people in New York,
37:35this is going to be like the OK Corral.
37:37Like, everybody's dodging bullets to get to work.
37:39Oh, machine guns and everything.
37:41So it's kind of cold-blooded.
37:44By the way, these Reese's monkeys are New World monkeys.
37:46They're considered inferior to, like, chimpanzees and things like that.
37:50So in a way, that's kind of messed up.
37:52Going back to the Democratic platform there, you know, it's like,
37:56inequality, you know?
37:57Why don't they put the chimps in there?
37:58They always do the little bitty Reese's monkeys.
38:01Yeah, that's not fair.
38:02Trying to come full circle.
38:03And you failed, Charles.
38:06Cat, you always rescue infected animals.
38:11If you had come across, what would you do if you came across an infected Reese's monkey?
38:16Jeans has herpes.
38:17We've been over this.
38:18He also had worms and some other kind of virus when I rescued him.
38:22And he's still alive, by the way, 15 and a half years old.
38:26Yes, thank you.
38:27I do deserve applause for that because it hasn't been easy.
38:31No, it hasn't.
38:31Yeah, he's on several medications a day.
38:34Yeah.
38:35It's pretty amazing to be your age and have a 15-year-old at home.
38:38Yeah, exactly.
38:42I had him very young and he's still alive.
38:44Yes.
38:45Good for you.
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