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00:00I LOVE YOU, ALL RIGHT.
00:02THANK YOU, NO CASE OF THE
00:05MONDAYS HERE, BUT WE DO HAVE
00:07BRIT HUME FEVER.
00:09HAPPY MONDAY, EVERYONE.
00:11ALL RIGHT.
00:14THANK YOU.
00:17NO CASE OF THE MONDAYS HERE, BUT
00:21WE DO HAVE BRIT HUME FEVER.
00:24HAPPY MONDAY, EVERYONE.
00:26ALL RIGHT.
00:28I LOVE YOU.
00:30I LOVE YOU.
00:32I LOVE YOU.
00:34I LOVE YOU.
00:36I LOVE YOU.
00:38PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID I CAN'T
00:41SUGARCOATE ANY OF THIS.
00:43THESE ARE DARK DAYS.
00:46HE LATER REVEALED HE WAS TALKING
00:49ABOUT HIS UNDERPANTS.
00:51PRESIDENT TRUMP TOLD REPORTERS
00:53HE HAD AN MRI THAT WAS, QUOTE,
00:55PERFECT.
00:56WE HAD TO ORDER THAT CENSORED
01:00SIGN EXTRA LARGE.
01:02183 MILLION PASSWORDS HAVE
01:04REPORTEDLY BEEN STOLEN IN A
01:06MASSIVE DATA BREACH.
01:07GRANTED, MINE WAS PRETTY EASY TO
01:09STEAL.
01:10IT'S WEIRD.
01:14IT'S WEIRD.
01:161,999 OTHER PEOPLE HAD THAT.
01:20KAMALA HARRIS IS HINTING THAT SHE
01:22MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN IN
01:242028.
01:25I KNOW.
01:26IN FACT, SHE GOT TO WORK WRITING THE
01:29FIRST DRAFT OF HER CONCESSION
01:30SPEECH.
01:32FORMER CHICAGO MAYOR LAURIE LIGHTFOOT
01:36WANTS TO FORCE ICE AGENTS TO
01:38REMOVE THEIR MASKS.
01:40ICE RESPONDED, SURE, LAURIE, YOU
01:43GO FIRST.
01:47I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT'S
01:51UNDER THAT?
01:52WHAT IF SHE'S HOT?
01:54WHAT IF SHE'S LIKE A TEN?
01:56OH, MY GOODNESS.
01:57TO PROTEST THE CONSTRUCTION OF
01:59THE NEW WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM,
02:01HILLARY CLINTON IS SELLING HATS
02:03THAT SAY, NOT HIS HOUSE, OUR
02:06HOUSE.
02:07YEAH, I HEAR SHE'S MAKING A
02:09KILLING.
02:11SHE KILLS PEOPLE.
02:13CHELSEA CLINTON ALSO CRITICIZED
02:15TRUMP'S DEMOLITION OF THE EAST
02:17WING SAYING IT WAS A PLACE WHERE
02:19SHE USED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK.
02:21YEAH.
02:23IT'S ALSO WHERE HER DAD USED TO
02:26PLAY HIDE THE BALLONI.
02:28YOU SAW WHERE IT WAS GOING.
02:31KORDIN KARDASHIA IS LAUNCHING A
02:34LINE OF LOLLIPOPS.
02:35OH, MY GOODNESS.
02:37YOU SAW WHERE IT WAS GOING.
02:40LOLLIPOPS THAT ARE DESIGNED TO
02:44SUPPORT VAGINAL HEALTH.
02:48PUT ME DOWN FOR TWO CASES SAID
02:50ONE MAN.
02:54LOLLIPOPS FOR VAGINAL HEALTH.
02:56MAN, THEY BETTER COME WITH VERY
02:58CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS.
03:00THERE'S THREE POTENTIAL ISSUES.
03:04FINALLY A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY HAD
03:06EMERGENCY SURGERY AFTER
03:08SWALLOWING 100 MAGNETS.
03:09BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS HE HAD A
03:11BLAST RIDING ON THE OUTSIDE OF
03:12THE AMBULANCE.
03:13THE AMBULANCE.
03:15YEAH.
03:17R.I.P. MAGNET KID.
03:19HE'S ALIVE.
03:21I THINK.
03:23I DON'T KNOW.
03:25WHO CARES?
03:27ALL RIGHT, I BET YOU'RE WONDERING,
03:29HAS KAMALA MADE A DECISION YET?
03:31HAVE YOU MADE A DECISION YET?
03:33NO, I HAVE NOT.
03:35BUT YOU SAY IN YOUR BOOK, I'M NOT
03:37DONE.
03:39THAT IS CORRECT.
03:41I AM NOT DONE.
03:43I HAVE LIVED MY ENTIRE CAREER A
03:45LIFE OF SERVICE.
03:47AND IT'S IN MY BONES.
03:49AND THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO
03:51SERVE.
03:53I'VE NOT DECIDED YET WHAT I WILL
03:55DO IN THE FUTURE BEYOND WHAT I'M
03:57DOING RIGHT NOW.
03:59YEAH, SHE'S NOT DONE YET.
04:01SOMETHING SHE ALWAYS SAYS AT LAST
04:03CALL.
04:05QUESTION IS, HOW WILL SHE EVER
04:07KNOW?
04:09SHE DROPPED OUT BEFORE THE FIRST
04:10PRIMARY, SOMEHOW BECAME VICE
04:12PRESIDENT AND WAS HUMILIATED
04:13BY TRUMP.
04:14SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN SHE'S HAD
04:16ENOUGH.
04:18JUST ASK THE BARTENDER AT CHILI'S.
04:21THEN THERE'S GAVIN WHO SAYS HE'LL
04:26CONSIDER A WHITE HOUSE RUN.
04:28I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WHO
04:30PRESENTS THEMSELVES IN 2028 AND
04:32WHO MEETS THAT MOMENT.
04:34AND THAT'S THE QUESTION FOR THE
04:35AMERICAN PEOPLE.
04:36THEY'LL MAKE THAT DETERMINATION.
04:37IS IT FAIR TO SAY, AFTER THE
04:382026 MIDTERMS, YOU'RE GOING TO
04:40GIVE IT SERIOUS THOUGHT?
04:42YEAH, I'D BE LYING OTHERWISE.
04:44I'D BE LYING AND I CAN'T DO THAT.
04:51I'D BE LYING AND I CAN'T DO THAT.
04:54SINCE YOU CAN'T LIE, WHAT TEQUILA
04:56WERE YOU NURSING WHILE THE
04:57PACIFIC PALICIDES BURNED?
04:59AND WHAT WAS IT LIKE BANGING YOUR
05:01CAMPAIGN MANAGER'S WIFE?
05:03OF COURSE, HE'S JUST WAITING FOR
05:05US TO FORGET THAT HIS STATE LOOKS
05:07LIKE AN OVERTURNED PORTA POTTY.
05:09BUT WITH FAKE CRIME STATISTICS
05:11AND FAKE BOOBS, WHY NOT HAVE A
05:13FAKE GOVERNOR?
05:14IN AN INTERVIEW LAST WEEK,
05:16NEWSOM PAINTED HIMSELF AS A
05:18LATCH KEY KID STRUGGLING TO MAKE
05:20ENDS MEET.
05:21IT WAS ALSO ABOUT PAYING THE
05:23BILLS, MAN.
05:24IT WAS JUST LIKE HUSTLING.
05:26AND SO I WAS OUT THERE KIND OF
05:29RAISING MYSELF, TURNING ON THE
05:31HISTORY.
05:33I STARTED, YOU KNOW, JUST GETTING
05:34OBSESSED, YOU KNOW, SITTING
05:35THERE WITH, YOU KNOW, THE
05:36WONDER BREAD AND FIVE STACKS OF
05:38YOU KNOW, PEATER BUTTER.
05:39IT'S LIKE THE WHITE STACK FIVE
05:40STORIES.
05:41COME ON.
05:44CRAP, NACARONI, AND CHEESE.
05:47HE WATCHED ONE EPISODE OF GOOD
05:49TIMES.
05:51IT'S A NICE STORY, EXCEPT THAT
05:54IT'S ABOUT AS FLIMZY AS THE
05:56DRAWSTRING ON J.B.
05:58PRITZKER'S MOOMOO.
06:00IT'S A NICE STORY.
06:02IT'S A NICE STORY.
06:03IT'S A NICE STORY.
06:04BECAUSE WHILE GAVIN WAS
06:06HUSTLING, HE WAS FEATURED IN A
06:09CHILDREN OF THE RICH ARTICLE
06:11DETAILING HIS TIES TO BILLIONAIRE
06:13OILMAN GORDON GEDDY.
06:14HIS DAD WORKED FOR THE GEDDES
06:16AND THE SAME GEDDY FORTUNE
06:18BANKROLLED GAVIN'S FIRST
06:20BUSINESS VENTURE, A WINERY.
06:22THE SAME GEDDY, THE SAME GEDDY,
06:24IT WAS A NICE STORY.
06:25YOUR NICE STORY.
06:26YOU KNOW, I WAS A NICE STORY.
06:27YOU KNOW, I WAS 24 YEARS OLD.
06:29BACK WHEN YOUR TRULY WAS STILL
06:31DOING NUDE MODELING TO PAY FOR
06:32ALCOHOL.
06:33THOSE PICTURES FOLLOW ME
06:34EVERYWHERE.
06:35THE MAN DIDN'T HUSTLE FOR RENT.
06:36HE HUSTLED THE TRUTH.
06:37LIKE WHEN HOLLYWOOD CLEBS SAID
06:38THEY LIVED OUT OF A CAR BEFORE
06:39THEY MADE IT.
06:40THEY DON'T TELL YOU THE CAR WAS A
06:41may back and was parked in front of their parents' mansion in Malibu. He wasn't even one of those
06:46poor kids. Hell, poor kids don't have pet otters like Gavin did. Gavin actually had a pet otter,
06:54which also means he had pet fish to feed said otter. But he's lucky. He started from privilege.
07:03He never had a real job. And once he gained power, he counts on Wikipedia editors to make him
07:08working class. And then you count on nobody bothering to look it all up, which is a bad
07:13strategy in this day of grok and chat GPT and a public who no longer believes anything coming
07:18from the media. But the entire party depends on ignorance as a survival mechanism, whether it's
07:23White House renovations, Gav's fake origin story, Joe Biden's health cover-up, everything the Dems
07:28deny can be exposed with something as simple as a Google search. The days of a journalist having to
07:34do a deep dive for three days to find the truth, that's over. Hell, I can discover the truth
07:39between sets on my thigh master. But party, this party believes their supporters won't bother to
07:49check. And in politics, that's easy because who wants to look up anything? Unless it's a celebrity's
07:55nudes or the next time I'm in town, or if you're a super fan, both. But that brings us to the
08:03socialist from Queens who believe the worst outcome of 9-11 was Islamophobia, citing his aunt who stopped
08:08using the subway. I want to use this moment to speak to the Muslims of New York City. I want to speak
08:14to the memory of my aunt, who stopped taking the subway after September 11th because she did not feel
08:25safe in her hijab. Oh, poor thing. I don't know about you, but I think worse things happened on and
08:32since 9-11. And she not using the subway, she was just ahead of us. Not riding the subway is what
08:40people do to avoid getting murdered by people her nephew protects. And not only that, it wasn't
08:46even her freaking aunt, but actually a deceased distant cousin, he clarified on Monday, probably
08:51never happened. Let's be honest. But once again, here's where Google becomes the left's kryptonite.
08:5725 years since, I've come across three murders directly attributed to anti-Arab hatred. Meanwhile,
09:02a study by the Department of Justice estimates that 23 to 27 honor killings occur annually in the U.S.
09:10But Zoran expects you to express complete empathy for people like this relative, but never the same
09:15empathy for victims of October 7th or crime in general. But Dems are more interested in seeking
09:21votes than seeking the truth. And they assume their supporters will never check the paper trail.
09:26That's the point. The past doesn't matter. The truth doesn't matter. The only thing that matters
09:31is that you don't look it up is that you don't look it up. Let's welcome. Here he is.
09:36Tonight's guest. He shades between shows, but not his face. Host of the Guy Benson Show, Guy Benson.
09:48Democrats accuse her of unnecessary roughness. Host of the Michelle Tafoya Podcast, Michelle Tafoya.
09:54You may have seen this comedian selling his own blood. Writer and comedian Joe DeVito.
10:05And she moonlights as a skeleton at a medical college. New York Times bestselling author in Fox News.
10:17Guy, there's so many things in that brilliant monologue
10:21that I don't even know what to ask you, except that
10:24who is lying the most? So Kamala
10:27and Dana Perino makes a good point.
10:29She might be saying this to keep the book tour going
10:32and to maintain an interest. So she's lying there.
10:35But then you have Gavin who just takes on a whole persona
10:38of somebody that he was, you know, he was just
10:40raising himself while opening a winery.
10:45And then Zoran with the aunt who doesn't exist.
10:48The aunt who doesn't exist. I guarantee, and the deceased, is the cousin deceased?
10:53Deceased, distant cousin.
10:55Yes!
10:55It's the perfect, that you can never prove that wrong now.
10:58Yes.
10:59But it's going from your aunt to that.
11:01Yeah, it's like your Canadian girlfriend.
11:04Oh, I don't claim to have one of those anymore.
11:07Yes!
11:08So I'm going to go with Gavin on this one.
11:10And I don't understand why people do this.
11:13Like, don't be this inauthentic.
11:16The story that was written about him in the San Francisco Chronicle in 1991
11:20calls him a society kid.
11:22Let me read from it briefly.
11:24Gavin Newsom, 24, thinks he and his business partner
11:27are doing their families, who are wine collectors, a favor.
11:31His first ever quote in print,
11:33we can save them some money and also give them access to better quality wines.
11:37That's a tough, tough upbringing there, Gavin.
11:42Yeah, not me at 24.
11:44So, like, and by the way, good for him.
11:46If he's got enough money to start a wine company in his early 20s,
11:50that's fine, but don't pretend that you were subsisting
11:54off of Wonder Bread and mac and cheese.
11:57It's such an obvious lie.
11:59Trump, by contrast, is very rich.
12:01He's like, I'm, like, really rich.
12:03And so, like, he flies around in an airplane with his name on it.
12:06He builds buildings with his name on it.
12:09He eats Big Macs on his airplane and then sits on his golden toilet.
12:13He doesn't pretend to be anything other than what he is.
12:16Gavin should just own the fact that he's a rich kid.
12:19Yeah, but here's the deal, Michelle.
12:22He was on an NBA podcast.
12:25So there was a, I mean, this is one of that,
12:28that it's the racism of, it's a different kind of racism,
12:32but he changed his persona.
12:34Oh, these black guys understand white bread and raising in a single household.
12:40I can't talk about my wine to them.
12:43But Trump would.
12:44Because Trump would understand that the NBA guys are aspirational.
12:48They want to be him.
12:49And a lot of them drink wine.
12:52I know an NFL player who makes wine.
12:53This is not a lie.
12:55All right, I'm going to tell you right now.
12:56When I got up this morning, I listened to a podcast, and the host said,
12:59I want you to imagine just the first person who comes to your mind
13:02who really, really annoys you, because I want to make you accept that person.
13:07And the first person that came to my mind was Gavin Newsom.
13:10I swear to God.
13:12Now, I grew up in California, so I'm really pissed off about everything he's done there,
13:16including all these lies.
13:17And I hate that these NBA guys or these basketball guys sort of bought what he was selling.
13:22Like, you should know better than that.
13:24Now, California is known for a couple things.
13:27One of them is wine.
13:30Unlike fine wine, Kamala does not age well.
13:35So the more time she's out there, it just gets worse and worse and worse.
13:39So that's that kind of wine, okay?
13:41They left the cork off.
13:43They left the cork.
13:45And then I'm going to just take you one.
13:47You and I were on the same wavelength.
13:49So Newsom and his Plump Jack wine.
13:52Yeah.
13:52Let me read you his quote.
13:54Plump Jack is about demystifying the wine buying experience
13:58and removing the intimidation factor,
14:01two elements that were in short supply in the wine world in 1992 when the store opened.
14:06Suddenly, there was a place where consumers could learn about wines
14:10in a friendly, helpful atmosphere where they could feel free to ask questions,
14:14where the selection was large and the price is fair,
14:16and where, in homage to the store's Shakespearean namesake,
14:21wine was once more associated with the spirit of fun and adventure.
14:25Yeah.
14:25And so it never was?
14:27I mean, what is he trying to sell?
14:30What he was trying to do was he gets the guys in on the wine and he bangs their wives.
14:36I got to say, if I was a campaign manager and somebody banged my wife,
14:43I'd be very upset.
14:47But you know what I would do?
14:48What?
14:49I would pretend for a while that I did not know.
14:52And I would just, you know, kind of undermine the campaign from the inside.
14:56Yes.
14:57I would keep scheduling interviews that I would tell him would be friendly
15:01and then they would not be friendly.
15:04And then I'd do it a few times.
15:06And I'd be like, you know what?
15:07This is really, I'm sorry, this has really been a tough break.
15:09Why don't we all get together with your family,
15:12bring some of your confidence up?
15:14Why we're all there?
15:15I seduce his dad.
15:16No.
15:17Oh, so now I've tanked your campaign and I'm your stepmom.
15:31I like it when you put some thought into these segments.
15:34Also, you'd be super rich now.
15:36Yeah.
15:36Exactly.
15:37Using his mother-in-law.
15:39Joe, do you have any plans like that?
15:43With Nancy Pelosi?
15:44Look, I don't understand why you guys can't relate.
15:48I remember when I was a kid and I had my first paper route in winery.
15:55It's so hard to find Merlot that pairs well with macaroni and cheese.
16:00So true.
16:01Yeah.
16:01I mean, he could barely afford to have his childhood Tai Chi lessons.
16:06So it's easy for him to lie because he's an empty, soulless reptile person.
16:11So he'll just assume whatever persona is there.
16:14Kamala's not quite as good at that.
16:15They actually found that she's polling as a less viable candidate than Dwayne Johnson,
16:20The Rock, which I don't know why that's surprising.
16:23She should be polling less than an actual rock for how stupid she is.
16:27But Zoran is the one who's got me the most scared.
16:30And he's proof of the expression when people say, well, things can't get any worse.
16:35And now we have him because you remember the good old days when we made fun of Bill de
16:38Blasio because he ate a slice of pizza with a knife and fork.
16:41Now we got Mondami shoveling food into his mouth with his hands.
16:44So what's the next mayor going to be eating ramen with his feet?
16:46Like, what's going on with this city here?
16:49And I say that not to be culturally insensitive, but you know at his zillion dollar wedding,
16:53they had some pretty fancy-ass silverware going on.
16:55So I don't want to hear about this as a cultural thing here.
16:57Yeah, no, no, no.
16:58He's just a liar.
16:59He majored, how do you pronounce the name of his college?
17:02Bodon?
17:03Bodon?
17:04Bodon.
17:04Do you know what he graduated in?
17:08Africana studies.
17:09Yeah.
17:10Africana.
17:10Do you know what that is?
17:11I don't know what that is.
17:13Well, he's from Uganda.
17:15Oh, yeah.
17:16So whatever that means.
17:19No, he actually was born there.
17:20That's why he was African.
17:22But he was, he's not African.
17:24He just happened to be born there.
17:25Yeah.
17:25It would be like me being born in a Walmart and claiming I'm a member of the Walmart family.
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19:46Trump.
19:48We don't deserve him.
19:50Trump jokes about a third term and makes them squirm.
20:01But he's a prez who loves to dance, not one who craps his pants.
20:05As Trump crisscrosses Asia, reporters aboard Air Force One asked him about a potential third term.
20:15But like me on prom night two years ago, he played hard to get.
20:20Roll it, Glenda.
20:21Sir, Steve Bannon said in a recent interview that there could be plans for you to be able to run and potentially win a fair return in 2028.
20:30Is that something you'd be willing to challenge the court to be?
20:32Well, I haven't really thought about it.
20:35We have some very good people, as you know.
20:37But I have the best poll numbers I've ever had.
20:41If you read it, am I not ruling it out?
20:45You'll have to tell me.
20:46All I can tell you is that we have a great group of people, which they don't.
20:52That's how you dodge a question.
20:55Trump was harder to nail down than the lid on Biden's coffin.
21:01But do they have Jasmine Crockett, a low IQ person?
21:04They have Jasmine Crockett, a low IQ person.
21:07They have AOC's low IQ.
21:10If you give her an IQ test, have her pass, like, the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed.
21:18And let AOC go against Trump.
21:21Let Jasmine go against Trump.
21:23I don't think Jasmine...
21:24The first couple of questions are easy.
21:26A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe, you know.
21:29When you get up to about five or six, and then when you get up to 10 and 20 and 25,
21:34they couldn't come close to answering any of those questions.
21:38And for Pritzker, a tiger, elephant, and giraffe are just his lunch order.
21:45Earlier in Malaysia, Trump busted out his dance moves when a troupe of dancers greeted him with open arms.
21:51The man knows how to have a good time.
22:14He comes off the plane dancing while Biden had to be shipped in a box of dry ice.
22:21So, Michelle, this is a theory behind the third term stuff as posited by Scott Adams, so it's true.
22:29If you assume that Trump only has three years left to go, a country might think, oh, you could just outlast him.
22:38But if it's seven years, you're like, I don't think we can wait him out.
22:43We better do business.
22:44What do you think of that?
22:45I think that's really interesting.
22:47As everything Scott Adams posits is very interesting.
22:50I think Trump just loves needling these people.
22:53And I think, I mean, why on earth would he say, no, of course not?
22:57Because that would just take that out of the, this is kind of that little silver, look over here and play with this, kitty cats,
23:04because all he's getting people to do is talk about something that's totally irrelevant.
23:09Yes, it doesn't even exist.
23:10It doesn't exist and he doesn't care, but he loves needling them and it is so flippant entertaining to watch.
23:16Yeah, you know what, you know what it is, Joe, is that we always talk about how the Democrats glom towards imaginary problems.
23:22So he's just giving him, giving them an imaginary problem.
23:26Yeah, and he's so great.
23:28Like, look at the difference between him and a Biden press event where Biden, they asked one question and then they had to cart him off.
23:34That was all he had the energy for.
23:35Here, that's probably the one question he got.
23:38And then he talked for an hour and 45 minutes.
23:39He does enjoy driving them crazy with stuff like this.
23:43I think he's trying to wear them out.
23:45Yes.
23:45That they can only have so much energy for things to get bent over.
23:50And the stuff he says about AOC and Jasmine Crockett, I would love, he's given them the first couple of answers about lions and bears.
23:59Yeah, he spotted them.
24:00It's like the ladies' tea.
24:02Yeah, yeah.
24:03And I can just see.
24:06But AOC is a dimwit.
24:08I mean, I can just see she's probably listening to that saying, like, he probably wasn't even vaccinated from Malaysia.
24:13It's like, no, that's not what we're talking about.
24:16So, Cad, what did you make of his dance?
24:19Pretty good.
24:20He's a good upper body dancer.
24:22Yeah, I only dance with my upper body, too, so I can kind of relate to that.
24:24Yeah, I know.
24:25It's all I do after the accident.
24:29What do you make of the third term talk?
24:31Well, I had a lot of fun watching the clip, but I was not watching Trump.
24:35I was watching Marco Rubio in the background the entire time.
24:39I would give anything.
24:40What was he doing?
24:40He was just kind of like, I'm going to do, he's doing that.
24:43He's doing like a soft smile, but it's the smile you do when you're very scared.
24:50He's like, what am I about ready to be in the background of?
24:54Yeah, and also, it's like Trump might call you in on it.
24:57It's not right, Marco.
24:59And you might say yes.
25:01After every time he says something, you can see him kind of go like, oh, I can smile a little
25:05more because that one wasn't that bad.
25:07He was really afraid the whole time, and I think by the end, I feel like he feels like
25:12it went pretty well for him.
25:14Yeah.
25:14He's worried he might have to explain.
25:16That's what I'm saying.
25:17Am I going to have to explain this?
25:18Like, you were there.
25:20Yeah, yeah.
25:20Yeah, he's like nervously hopeful.
25:23Yeah, I think they've probably gone into that world of acceptance guy where they just,
25:28there's nothing you can do.
25:29He's just going to say what he says.
25:31What struck you as interesting?
25:33I love that he is still so proud of the cognitive test from the first term.
25:39Because I remember, I think he was bragging about it to Dr. Siegel in an interview way
25:44back in the day, years ago, where it was like, man, woman, camera, TV.
25:49I think was the first four, if I remember correctly.
25:52Like, he's so proud of it, he's held onto that for years.
25:56Yeah.
25:56He likes to brag about it.
25:57So, I appreciate it.
25:59The other thing that I saw was a headline that some Democrats are apparently mad about
26:02the dancing, or pretending to be.
26:04They're like, oh, he's dancing with foreigners while we have a government shutdown.
26:09Oh, God.
26:09The phoniest complaint ever.
26:11First of all, they can unshut down the government by just voting to stop it.
26:15And secondly, they love foreigners as long as they're here and illegal.
26:18Yeah.
26:23Guy Benson.
26:25Guy Benson.
26:26Slicing up some red meat.
26:28Got it.
26:29Got some red meat.
26:30Here you go.
26:32Eat it.
26:33Up next, Swalwell's nonsense.
26:39Dollop of douchebag.
26:44Yum.
26:45California Congressman Eric Swalwell is our daily dollop of douchebag.
26:52Posting on X, quote, don't even think of seeking the Democratic nomination for president
26:57unless you pledge to take a wrecking ball to the Trump ballroom on day one.
27:06Joe, it's pretty cool that he's defining the litmus test for the winning strategy.
27:13Do you remember when he ran for president?
27:15Yeah, about two days that live in infamy.
27:18Yes.
27:19This is so dumb.
27:20All the presidents come in and do renovations.
27:23This is not unusual.
27:24Remember, Barack took out the tennis courts to put in his sewing nook and Michelle's weight
27:29room in her heavy bag.
27:32This is another example of they have to pace themselves.
27:35He's got three more years to go and you're complaining about renovations and everything
27:40they complain about.
27:41They're still complaining about ice.
27:43They get all upset about that.
27:44And I found a solution for that.
27:46If they want to get upset about ice deporting people, we can replace ice with something
27:50more efficient.
27:50A bunch of crabby white ladies from Martha's Vineyard.
27:53Because when it comes to clearing out migrants, nobody does a better job than they do.
27:59True.
28:01We need to weaponize the wealthy Martha Vineyard crones.
28:07They did it.
28:07I mean, I changed planes at O'Hare Airport.
28:09They had me on a plane faster than any of those.
28:11They had me on a plane faster than they did.
28:13They had me on a plane faster than they did.
28:14They did it.
28:15Cat, it's a real story here that Eric Swalwell really doesn't have anything going on.
28:17No.
28:18I actually think that this post was very on brand for what the Democratic Party has been lately.
28:25It's like, OK, we're going to prioritize this very expensive virtue signal that helps exactly no one.
28:34Yes. And if you don't get on board, then you're excommunicated.
28:38Yeah, that's that's so that's so much of what the Democratic Party does.
28:41It's like there's this virtue signal. Everyone needs to be on board with it or you're excluded from our group.
28:46Mm hmm. It's it's I'm not surprised to see it. Yeah. Also, it's funny because the you know, it the it doesn't cost anything to to build this, but it's going to cost millions to tear it down.
28:57It's a very Democrat thing. Yeah, it is true, guy. When you think about it, all they do is tear things down.
29:06Profound.
29:09The thing buildings up, guy. And the thing is, they're absolutely going to use the ballroom.
29:14They're going to use it. They're going to use it because it's practical.
29:17Yeah. They don't have a big enough space to hold events like this.
29:21So they bring in these expensive tents that they rent.
29:23They pack people into the East Room.
29:25This will be renamed in a grand way by the Democrats to needle Trump.
29:31And they'll name it after Obama or something with a with a new like rededication or something to exercise the demons of Donald Trump.
29:39And then they will use the hell out of that thing because the White House campus actually could use it.
29:43Didn't Trump want to have this built during Obama's years as a gift or something?
29:48I seem like I remember reading that or maybe I dreamt it.
29:51I really, really vivid dreams.
29:55It is.
29:56I keep hammering this, Michelle, but it's like this story is a two step process.
30:01You hear it and then you Google and you find that it's B.S.
30:04All you have to do is go like what Joe said is like, oh, you have to Google past renovations and the story falls apart.
30:10But they just assume no one's going to do it.
30:12I hope your very vivid dreams don't involve Eric Swalwell.
30:17Number two, he needs a cognitive test.
30:21I would really love to see this guy's IQ tested, Eric Swalwell.
30:25Why does California seem to produce so many crap politicians?
30:32I don't get it.
30:33It's a massive state.
30:34You and I both grew up there.
30:36And we left.
30:38And we left.
30:39But you know what it is?
30:40Okay, New York state and California state have one thing in common, one party states.
30:46So you don't have a balance of people that say, hey, you guys are getting a little crazy.
30:53Right.
30:53But it's amazing, isn't it, that California produced Ronald Reagan?
30:57Yeah.
30:57I mean, that's crazy to me at this point.
30:59I can't see anyone even close, well, anywhere, but certainly not California.
31:04Eric Swalwell needs a hobby.
31:07And I don't know if it's another honeypot.
31:10I don't know what it is.
31:11But he is one of the most...
31:13His hobby was deported.
31:14Yeah, his hobby, that's true.
31:15Yeah, there you go.
31:18There you go.
31:19Yeah, he's just a...
31:21I put her in a little white box.
31:24Stuffed a menu on the side.
31:26Lifted it on the door of the Chinese embassy.
31:29He said that.
31:30I didn't say that.
31:32He said that.
31:33What did I say?
31:34You know that happens sometimes.
31:36It's a disorder.
31:38Is this a vivid dream that we're all in right now?
31:39It was a vivid dream.
31:41All right, I'll stop now.
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32:20No Kings was therapy.
32:23So Kat, a psychotherapist named Jonathan Albert called the No Kings protest group therapy in
32:29the streets, blending emotional catharsis with activism, which isn't surprising when
32:34you learn that the typical attendee was an educated white woman in her 40s.
32:40The expert added that a lot of these people aren't happy with their personal lives and
32:44they're projecting their own anxiety and anger onto others.
32:47Does this make sense to you?
32:50Yeah.
32:51Yeah.
32:53I mean, go like have fun.
32:55I feel like a lot of times when I live in New York, you see protests all the time and
32:59sometimes you see people just like kind of having a great time.
33:02Yeah.
33:02I saw, I watched a group of people on my Instagram story as I was just like at home
33:07with my kid over the weekend.
33:09I watched them go to the No Kings protest during the day.
33:12And then I, at night, they went and saw an EDM show together.
33:16Yeah.
33:16And I'm like, this was just like a hang.
33:18It was like a day and everybody had a good time.
33:20Yeah.
33:21I'm against that.
33:22Yeah, I know you are.
33:22Yeah.
33:24It is funny though.
33:25Kat says she's home with her kid.
33:27That's kind of the issue, right?
33:29That like a lot of these people just don't have family and this is their family.
33:33Maybe.
33:33I mean, they said the average person was in her forties.
33:37That seems young.
33:38Yeah, it does.
33:38Based on some of the videos.
33:39Yeah, they're pretty old.
33:41And then you have this correlation of a high level of mental illness in that same group.
33:46I would just say like, I definitely prefer this to threatening ICE agents or shooting
33:51people.
33:52Yeah, it's true.
33:52So if you're going to, we have kind of pressure valves.
33:57Pressure valves in democracies and protesting is one of them.
34:00Like if this is what they want to do with their lives on a beautiful Saturday, I spent
34:04it with my family and I watched football and that was a good day.
34:07If this is what they want to do, it doesn't really bother me.
34:10But it is, I don't know, they seem to be doing this a lot.
34:12They're already hyping a new one.
34:13There's going to be a third one.
34:14I just don't get the appeal.
34:17What if all these people, I get the appeal now, they're all trying to get away from football.
34:23You're going to be at the next one.
34:24It's too long.
34:25Saturday and Sunday, Monday, Thursday.
34:28It's like, give me a break.
34:30Yeah.
34:31At a certain point, at a certain point, it's enough.
34:35At a certain point, it's enough.
34:36It's never enough.
34:36Okay, you know what?
34:37I want to be with you.
34:39I want to be one of those people who enjoys it.
34:41It's not fun to not enjoy it because it's on in my house all day.
34:44I would much rather enjoy it.
34:47Well, maybe we just need to do.
34:48You're doing very well for a no kings rally right now.
34:51It's a very no kings vibe I just got.
34:53I'm going to pick up a sign and be like, this is better than football.
34:56What is your pressure valve?
35:02How do you like to blow off a little steam?
35:07It's not starting from the women's team like you.
35:08That was unnecessary.
35:13Wow.
35:14Michelle, what say you?
35:17Do you think that everything could be therapy like pickleball and art class?
35:24And like Guy says, it doesn't lead to anything that is destructive.
35:28Even if these weren't destructive, there's so much anger there.
35:33That's what I see.
35:34I see anger dressed up in inflatable cow suits.
35:39That's a lot of what you saw was in these inflatable animal suits, but with really angry
35:44people inside.
35:45Yeah.
35:45Now, that could eventually get dangerous.
35:47I don't know.
35:48I think this whole no kings branding, I guess it must have been brilliant because everyone
35:54seems to really like it and they're selling merch with it and no kings.
35:57But it's so stupid.
35:59It reminds me of, you know, you go by a bookstore and they have a big sign, we sell banned books.
36:07They're not banned because you're selling them.
36:09Yeah.
36:10So it's so stupid and they try to come off as so intelligent and intellectual and it's just mind-
36:17Yeah, it's another imaginary problem.
36:19Right.
36:19Joe, is this where you go to meet women?
36:21Oh, this is-
36:22I mean, average age is 40.
36:24I know that's a little young, but-
36:25Yeah.
36:25This is- that demographic of women, this is the time of the year when they start adding
36:30pumpkin spice to their antidepressants.
36:32And the funny thing is they don't have to worry about getting in trouble for anything
36:38they do at work because they're all the human resources ladies.
36:42Yes.
36:42They're a bunch of narcs.
36:43They're a bunch of narcs.
36:45Yeah, I think the cats are probably glad that they're getting out of the house to stop dressing
36:50them up for a holiday.
36:52All the cats in the neighborhood are getting together.
36:55Like, woo!
36:56But on the game.
36:58Yeah.
36:58Let's call some football.
36:59Exactly.
37:00And the, uh, the costumes, they're just adults walking around these-
37:05It's like a Mardi Gras where no one wants to see your tits.
37:08Yes.
37:09Yes.
37:17Yeah.
37:18That's it.
37:21Keep your eyes down here.
37:25All right.
37:25Up next, the Pooh detective returns.
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37:57Tonight, in an international edition of Pooh Detective, the case of the Indian Pooh Festival.
38:06YouTuber Tyler Oliveira, who cares, is being called racist for filming Indian villagers throwing
38:14Indian villagers throwing cow dung at each other as part of a Hindu tradition.
38:17People are mad because he made light of it and ignored the cultural significance behind the
38:23pooh-flinging, of course.
38:25Guy, this is your area of expertise.
38:30Is it racist just pointing a camera at some kind of cultural tradition?
38:35Or was he- did he cross the line?
38:37I just don't understand if he needs this content this badly, why would he spend all the money and
38:42take all the time to go to India when he could clearly just do something very similar in the streets of San Francisco?
38:48That is true.
38:50And that's not even cow dung.
38:51Maybe that's why he was preferred the cow dung over the human dung.
38:56That is the joke, yeah.
38:56I know.
38:58I like to explain it.
39:02Shut up.
39:04We're going to do this whole segment over again.
39:09Michelle, the guy said it was the, quote, experience of his life.
39:13Is this the kind of humor we've come to expect from these young YouTubers making light of religious traditions?
39:23You know, everyone in that picture looks like they're having a great time.
39:27Yeah.
39:28And no one looks upset with him.
39:30No games.
39:30Like, there are some guys that, like, they have their arm on him as he's filming.
39:34Like, they like that he's there.
39:36So people were upset that he put on a hazmat suit and goggles.
39:40You know?
39:40Oh, that's racist.
39:41You don't want to be part of the poo flinging.
39:43Well, he was definitely in the poo flinging, you know?
39:46And everyone seemed to be enjoying him.
39:48So, no, I think this is...
39:50Yeah, it's something.
39:53It's something to see.
39:54But, you know, racist, no.
39:56See, when everything is racist, nothing is racist.
39:59Kat, don't all cultures have some kind of strange customs that from afar look strange to us?
40:06I'm not going to make fun of these people.
40:07I'm just going to call it like it is.
40:08They're definitely happier than I am.
40:12They are.
40:13I talk all the time.
40:14Like, I, you know, I struggle with faith.
40:15I'd love to believe in God, but I'm just not sure.
40:18These people so strongly believe in their God that they're rubbing all over themselves in honor of him.
40:23These are happy people, and they're happier than I will ever be, and good for you guys.
40:30But they can't eat cows, right?
40:32That's the thing.
40:34Look, they don't need to.
40:35Yeah.
40:36Joe, is this something you might be interested in doing after the show at my place?
40:40Well...
40:41I don't have any cow poo, but...
40:45Yeah.
40:45I ate a lot of bran.
40:48I always get nervous when anyone says, after we put down the tarp.
40:51Yeah, I don't think it's the greatest idea for a vacation, but it's still cleaner than a carnival cruise.
41:00So it's...
41:01So we're not supposed to judge, but to Michelle's point, they don't seem to be bothered by him walking around in a hazmat suit.
41:13And I think if I were, for example, if I were at the San Gennaro Festival, and someone walked by in a hazmat suit, I might think something's up with the sausage and peppers from this vendor.
41:21Because it's a little iffy.
41:22But you could tell it was a time-honored Indian tradition, because at the end of all this, they said, please hold for a brief survey.
41:28You know, a racist might laugh at that joke.
41:36It may add that...
41:38A racist might add, this is why I had to wait 10 minutes on my last customer service call.
41:44Exactly.
41:45Where were they?
41:46They had to do.
41:46Yes.
41:56Well, we'll be right back.
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