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00:00Yeah, girls, we're here, huh?
00:05Can you smell this?
00:06Can you, ladies?
00:07Oh, my good.
00:08We're top five, honey.
00:09Can you believe it?
00:10Top five for you.
00:10That's right.
00:11That's it, ladies.
00:12We're awesome.
00:12We're totally awesome.
00:14That's right, darling.
00:14Who's the best there is?
00:15That's it, girls.
00:15We are.
00:16We're top five, ladies.
00:18We're the best.
00:18Top five, honey.
00:19I love it, darling.
00:20We're top five.
00:21Oh, my girl left us a message.
00:22I miss her already.
00:24Congrats, Ruby.
00:26Mm.
00:27Mwah.
00:30Oh, girls, there's her message.
00:33Okay, everybody, let's see what our diva with two badges wrote for us.
00:39Here we go.
00:40I know you all adore me.
00:42I just can't help being this gorgeous and irresistible.
00:47You slayed it, Adora.
00:48We love you, sweetheart.
00:48We love you, sweetheart.
00:49You're amazing, honey.
00:50And let's be honest.
00:51Who doesn't adore her?
00:52She's just so adorable.
00:54Adora was one of the people I was really rooting for to be here this season with me, you know?
00:58And it was a pleasure getting to know her and spending these days together.
01:02So, Ruby, what's it like for you to be cleaning Adora's message today?
01:06Girl, I'm devastated.
01:07No, honey, you're still here.
01:09That's right, honey.
01:11The devil sure is shaken.
01:13But he won't go back to hell.
01:14He'll stay here on Earth spreading destruction and hate just like me, all right?
01:18I'm not going anywhere.
01:19I'm still right here.
01:22And I'm still strong.
01:24Hey, ladies.
01:24Y'all hungry?
01:25Hell yeah.
01:26Good, because I've got a little croquette here for you.
01:28Oh, my God.
01:29No way, queen.
01:30Oh, you're disgusting, Ruby.
01:32Let's get out of drag.
01:32That was way too much for me.
01:34Get out of here, queen.
01:35Oh, no, girl, for the love of God.
01:37Stop it.
01:37Get away from me.
01:38Somebody help.
01:39It's the ass sucker of Versailles.
01:41Somebody call Animal Control.
01:43Seriously, call Animal Control.
01:44For real, call them already.
01:46Girl, but seriously, do you feel that emptiness here, too?
01:49Of course, girl.
01:49We were ten.
01:50Now we're down to five.
01:51We are the last five girls of the season.
01:52Ladies, rest us short.
01:58Tomorrow, I'll be back.
01:59To play the villain again?
02:00And tomorrow, I'm winning another episode.
02:01Sure, honey.
02:02Let's see.
02:03Tomorrow, you'll be back indeed.
02:04You'll be back to the bottom.
02:06Oh, the shade.
02:07If they want to step up, they'll have to do it with their left foot.
02:10Because I've already claimed the right.
02:13There's something important about this show.
02:15It's not about who racks up the most badges.
02:17The winner is the most complete.
02:18The one who's good at everything.
02:20The one who's the fastest, you know?
02:21Only the best is going to win, and I am the best.
02:24This crown is up for grabs.
02:25Any one of us could walk out of here a champion.
02:28I'm going to stay sharp, just like a snake, keeping an eye on everything around me.
02:31These bitches aren't taking me down.
02:33And remember, you better step it up, because next week, you might not get another shot.
02:35That's right.
02:36Easy times are over, honey.
02:37You're not a newbie anymore.
02:41Good morning, my pretty ladies.
02:42And so it begins another day here in the Coop of the Queens.
02:44Oh my god, you guys.
02:48We can almost see the finish line of this race, and I think you can see that I'm super excited.
02:52Yes!
02:52I'd like us all to hold hands for a minute.
02:54Let's do it.
02:55We'll pray?
02:55No, nothing like that.
02:56I think we can say we'll do a ritual, right?
02:57Close your eyes, girls.
02:59All right, so at this moment, I'd like to summon with all my power, all my energy, and every little thing I've got in me.
03:04Please.
03:06Come to us, Melina's badge.
03:07Up yours, bitch.
03:08I can't believe you said that.
03:09Go fuck yourself, darling.
03:11Winds of the North, Winds of the South, please bring Mommy's badge right now.
03:14Do you hear me?
03:15Right now.
03:16Winds of the North, Winds of the South, please bring the badge to this big mouth.
03:19Oh my god, thank you.
03:21Guys, just to let you know, I've already won my badge.
03:23I just haven't received it yet.
03:25Go on strike, girl.
03:26Let's make it happen.
03:27Here comes Mommy.
03:28Hold on to your wigs, dolls.
03:29Hello, Mommy.
03:30We got mail, ladies.
03:30Let's go.
03:31I think we summoned her with our little ritual.
03:33Go over there, girl.
03:35What's coming up next, huh?
03:36Hello, my darlings.
03:37Watch out, because Bruna is foops.
03:39I mean, the witch from the marvelous magical world of Oz.
03:42Asko is on the loose today in Drag Race Brazil.
03:44So watch your steps, huh, ladies?
03:46Yeah, darlings.
03:47If you wish to speak your mind, call upon the powers of sarcasm and irony.
03:51And then just blend those inconvenient truths with outrageous laughter.
03:54And there you go.
03:55Can you imagine telling the judges everything you've ever had stuck in your throat all these
03:59days?
04:00So this is your chance, honey.
04:01Go on, silly.
04:02Enough with playing the shy witch.
04:03This is the time for you to be a fearless Bruna.
04:05Oh, my God.
04:06I'm all so mysterious.
04:07I guess we'll have to wait and see.
04:08Honestly, honey, I don't have a clue of what she meant.
04:10I didn't understand a damn thing.
04:12Witch?
04:13Oh, Zasko?
04:13I mean, nothing in my everyday social life even comes close to this.
04:17I've got a funny feeling anything could happen.
04:20What's up, my gorgeous little princess?
04:21All good?
04:22Oh, my God.
04:22I can't believe you're here with the peasant.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:24You better work, bitches.
04:25Yes, darlings.
04:26What did you expect?
04:27Today, the aunties came to visit their nieces, my love.
04:29How are you all doing?
04:30How are the girls doing?
04:31Took them long enough to show up, right?
04:32Finally came here to give us a little kiss.
04:34At last, auntie and uncle are here to welcome us.
04:36Am I right?
04:36I mean, I can't even say it's a welcome.
04:38It's more like a farewell since it's almost a grand finale already, huh?
04:40But finally, they came.
04:43You thought it was mommy who was going to make her entrance down the stairs, didn't you?
04:46Doodoo, they never learn.
04:48Girls, it's time for you to wake up.
04:49This is Drag Race Priscilla season 2, so every camera flash means a twist.
04:53You've seen, right?
04:54Last week, a queen covered in badges got sent home, so at this point, anything can happen.
04:58And you should know that everyone's head is on the chopping block, all right?
05:01Yeah, guys, that's it, right?
05:02The competition's fierce and the bar is way up here.
05:04It's tough.
05:06And Adora left the show with two badges.
05:08So, I mean, whoever wins today, better watch out.
05:11If I don't get my badge this time, someone with two just might be the next one to go.
05:15Doodoo and I are here today to announce the Maxi Challenge of the week,
05:18so get ready because the Maxi Challenge is going to be a full-on stand-up drag show.
05:23Oh, my God, I love it.
05:25The week of the roast finally came.
05:26This is the time for us to meet Bruna Braga and the Slave Squad.
05:29I love it.
05:29Oh, this is going to be great.
05:31It's going to be wild, outrageous, and full of drama, all right?
05:34Bam.
05:35Good evening, ladies.
05:35Pew, pew.
05:36Let's all pile onto the big couch and have ourselves a little casting couch moment
05:40so Bruna Braga can spill some gems on how to slay this roast.
05:43Sound good?
05:44Let's go.
05:44Share your wisdom with the start.
05:45Come on, darlings.
05:47I think my biggest fear with this roast is telling jokes that just don't land, you know?
05:50And then there's just, you know, that dead silence?
05:52Like the party just turned into a funeral.
05:54That's my biggest fear.
05:55So, I want to hear about each of your experiences with comedy.
05:57Who wants to start?
05:58Let's see who's the biggest show-off here.
06:01No, babe, I'm not a show-off.
06:02I'm an apparition.
06:03You've got to understand it's different.
06:04Well, I actually don't have any experience with comedy, but comedy became kind of a natural
06:08escape for Adriano, not for Melina.
06:10Because Melina, for instance, doesn't really have that comedic side, right?
06:13So, my idea is to bring a bit of Adriano to share some of my story, my life experiences
06:18with Melina to give her a really fun angle.
06:20So, what's your biggest fear going into this roast?
06:23My biggest fear is not being funny.
06:24I mean, that's a pretty obvious one, right?
06:26Now, Melina, I think you've already shown us here that you really are funny.
06:29I think even when you're all dolled up as Melina walking down the runway, you use humor
06:33in a way that's really going to work in your favor.
06:35At least, this is what I believe.
06:35So, I'm excited to see what kind of comedy you'll bring out for this challenge now.
06:39I hope things go well, and I really hope I finally get my badge this time, for real.
06:42They just won't stop teasing me, girl.
06:43I'm the running joke with the other queens now.
06:45Totally the butt of the group.
06:46I'm Miss Unbadgable for them.
06:47For me, this is going to be really tough.
06:49I feel like it means changing the way I think, you know, how I make jokes and everything.
06:52But, I'm going to trust my good vibes, take all of Bruna's tips, and we'll see.
06:56Yeah, we'll see what's going to come out of this.
06:59Now, let's talk, Poseidon.
07:00Tell me something.
07:01You're the funny one, right?
07:02The comedy queen of the group.
07:04So, are you feeling confident for this roast?
07:06How's your little heart doing?
07:07What are you expecting from this challenge?
07:09I may be the funny girl, but I've never done stand-up in my life.
07:12I'm just a club host, so the queens are already drunk.
07:14They're hearing whatever they want, and I can say whatever I please.
07:17So, my biggest fear isn't not being funny.
07:19My biggest fear is just blanking out.
07:20The one thing you can't do is freeze up.
07:22If your mind goes blank, just make it up.
07:24We don't know what you were going to say.
07:25Only you do, so you can improvise.
07:27All the advice Bruna is giving us is encouraging,
07:29but honestly, it's kind of adding some pressure, too.
07:32So, I have no idea which way I'm going.
07:33I feel like I'm walking a tightrope right now.
07:35I think this show is making me insane.
07:37Good evening.
07:38Good evening, darling.
07:39Good evening.
07:39So, I guess I'm here with you all once again.
07:42Have you ever pictured yourself getting up on a stand-up stage saying,
07:44Good evening, but doing it as Melody, not channeling Carol Conkha?
07:47Hmm, you know what?
07:50I don't think so.
07:51I've always had this hang-up that, like,
07:53I wasn't born for that kind of thing, for making comedy.
07:55But ever since I came here,
07:57I've been discovering all sorts of new things I can do,
07:59like writing songs, composing, singing, being funny.
08:02And that's given me a huge boost to try all these new things and maybe more.
08:06Yeah, honey.
08:06I think it's totally normal to feel insecure about something we're not used to doing, of course.
08:10So, listen.
08:11I'll give you girls a few tips, okay?
08:13First of all, writing things down is important,
08:14but it's also key to really chew on what you've written
08:16so that if you forget or lose your confidence for a second,
08:19you can just play with your words, enjoy what you're saying,
08:21and really savor it.
08:22Don't get too stuck to what you've written.
08:23Got it?
08:23Guys, this is hard.
08:24I mean, pulling off a roast at this point in the competition,
08:27girl, it's next-level drama.
08:28It takes so much smarts, quick thinking, and wit to pull up a good stand-up show, you know?
08:32And, of course, besides that, we have to win over the judges,
08:35captivate not just the panel, but also throw a little shade at the girls,
08:38and trust me, we're going to have a blast doing it.
08:40The real magic of stand-up comedy is creating your own material.
08:44It's all about what you bring to the table,
08:46and honestly, nothing's funnier than the truth.
08:48Trust what you've got going on in those brilliant little heads of yours,
08:51because I believe in you.
08:52Girls, I hope you are paying close attention
08:54and soaking in all that wisdom from the legend herself, Bruna Braga,
08:57and I hope this gives you some light.
08:58All right?
08:59Thanks, Diva.
09:03Now, I hope you're all excited, and let's crank up the heat on this roast.
09:05Hold up, Dudu. There's still more to come.
09:08Oh, my God, girl, there's more?
09:09Oh, come on, girls. You already knew we're all about more, am I right?
09:12We have one more little surprise for our pretty girls.
09:14Our guest judge for this week's challenge is the winner of Drag Race France, Season 2.
09:19It's the goddess and French drag superstar, our princess, Kayona.
09:23Oh, no, girl, we're going to meet Kayona in my middle part.
09:26No way, I love Kayona so much.
09:28I can't believe it.
09:29I'm going to meet Kayona.
09:30I'm going to meet Kayona.
09:33Oh, you guys, it's Kayona.
09:34She's the one and only winner of Drag Race France, and she's someone I've always admired.
09:38I still admire her to this day.
09:40Seriously, folks, dreams really do come true.
09:42Brazil, I'm here, and she's going to be right in front of me.
09:45And, girls, I am absolutely stunned by this runway already.
09:47The theme for our runway this week is glass heart.
09:49So delicate and so gorgeous. Am I right?
09:52What an amazing theme.
09:53And I am beyond excited to see what you all will bring to the stage.
09:56A stone right here, two on the chest, done.
09:59That's it, darling.
09:59And you know I'm serving the look.
10:00And the stones are made of glass.
10:03And just one more thing, my fabulous beauties.
10:05I wish you the best of luck.
10:08Because you'll also have to choose your performance order.
10:12What? Seriously? We are choosing the order?
10:14So, it's all in your hands now, beauties.
10:16The power is in your hands.
10:18They are always throwing grenades at us.
10:19Always!
10:21Send help.
10:22Dear God, girl, they just want drama. Am I right?
10:24What does this fucking show think I am?
10:25A clown?
10:27Last week, I had to decide who got saved.
10:28I mean, sorry, it wasn't just me, right?
10:30It was all of us together.
10:31For goodness sake, I do not want any drama.
10:33Ladies, good luck, good vibes, sparkle, magic, and street smarts.
10:35You got this.
10:36And don't you dare to fuck it up.
10:39Oh, I've always dreamed of saying that.
10:41Love it.
10:43So, the Rose Challenge is basically us doing stand-up
10:46by ripping Bruna Braga to shreds,
10:47chopping her to bits,
10:49tossing her in a blender,
10:50and then drinking her up on a beautiful spring day.
10:52I think I've covered it all.
10:54I'm just gonna throw out some facts as I leave.
10:55I'm five foot two,
10:56and I've been cheated on more times than I can count.
10:57Loved it. Come on, give me more.
10:59Give it to me, girl.
10:59And seriously, now I'm poor.
11:00That's not a joke. I really am poor.
11:01I'm the poorest one here at the table.
11:03And if you stack two Bruna Bragas on top of each other,
11:05you get a doo-doo.
11:06Actually, it doesn't.
11:06I think you get half a doo-doo at most.
11:08Yeah, and also, I could give blowjobs standing up.
11:11Oh my God, this is gonna be a total scandal, girls.
11:16All right, I guess now we just need to decide
11:18the order of presentations.
11:19Ladies.
11:21It's gotta be funny, right?
11:22Ass sucker.
11:23We need to figure out the order.
11:26What do you all think?
11:26You're already thinking about the order?
11:27We're still writing.
11:28No, we're talking about the order
11:29because it actually defines what we're going to write,
11:31so we need to figure it out first.
11:32I think it should be a random draw,
11:34not everyone picking.
11:34Toss your names in a hat,
11:35we pull them out, and that's it.
11:36Yeah, girl, what are you thinking?
11:38I'm smart.
11:38I'm not gonna let anyone else's scheming take me down.
11:40We're doing a draw, period.
11:42Not budging.
11:43First thing that pops into my head,
11:45and that's what we're doing.
11:46Anybody got a bag?
11:47Hey, take off that hat, Mr. Madruga.
11:48We'll draw names out of that.
11:49Not the hair, please.
11:50Yes, you're pretty, aren't you?
11:52Go ahead, sir, of your look.
11:53Let's see that beauty.
11:54Oh, my God, girl, my hair is a mess.
11:56Sweetie, hold it just like this.
11:58Does anybody have a piece of paper?
11:59Look at the other one covering her hair.
12:07She's not covering the hair.
12:08She's covering the fact that she barely has any.
12:10Go ahead, laugh, but one day you'll be bald.
12:13Baby, when that day comes, I'll be rocking a wig.
12:16All right, Melina, hand over Ruby's hat, please.
12:18I've got the names.
12:19Nice.
12:19Now, who's gonna do the draw?
12:21Let's go one at a time.
12:21Everybody pick one.
12:22Wait for me.
12:23I'm gonna keep a close eye on this.
12:24I don't want anyone cheating, okay?
12:25All right, now let's see who's the first to perform.
12:27It's gonna be...
12:28Go on, pick one.
12:29You pick Belki.
12:30You can do it, girl.
12:30Just pick the first one up.
12:31Let me shake this up good for some luck.
12:33So the first one to go is...
12:34That's right, girl, shake it, shake it.
12:34I'm gonna flip my bangs to the side.
12:36Oh, girl.
12:37Come on, I'm curious.
12:39All right, enough with the mystery already.
12:40The first to take the stage is Melina Blake.
12:42Yes, girl, first one to go.
12:43This is awesome, thank you.
12:44That's right, guys, I'm the first one.
12:45It looks like the witch on the loose isn't me this time.
12:48At least let's hope for it.
12:49For the love of God, huh?
12:50You're overthinking this, and I don't like it.
12:52You're cheating.
12:52This is a mafia.
12:54Oh, my God, you girls, I've just picked myself.
12:55Melody Queen.
12:56Now, the third.
12:57It's gonna be Belki.
12:58Just watch.
13:01Poseidon.
13:01It's Poseidon.
13:02All right.
13:02Poseidon.
13:03My turn.
13:03What, girl?
13:04Poseidon?
13:05Honestly, I don't care if I'm first, second, or whatever.
13:07In fact, I didn't even want to do this.
13:09Oh, my God, I'm so nervous, you guys.
13:11Now, let's see who's the fourth to perform.
13:13Whoever wasn't picked yet will be the last one.
13:15The last one will already know.
13:16No, but what if...
13:16It's me, Belki.
13:17I'm fourth to perform.
13:18Finally, oh, my God.
13:20Fourth is definitely not the position I want it to be,
13:22but I tried to just push that aside
13:24and focus on working my material.
13:25And the last one.
13:27It's our pretty Mr. Madruga in panties.
13:28Are you happy, darling?
13:30Guys, I just...
13:30Oh, Mr. Madruga is closing.
13:31Oh, it even tore.
13:33You'll be closing the show, honey.
13:34She tore my name.
13:35It was on purpose.
13:35I saw it.
13:35She spelled Ruby with an I.
13:36Girl, what the fuck?
13:37You messed up my name, bitch.
13:39Girl, it's a fake stone.
13:40Of course, people spell it wrong.
13:42I got screwed.
13:43I really got screwed this time.
13:45I'm sure Miss Melina messed with that thing
13:47and put something in it.
13:48I bet this draw was marked somehow.
13:51I don't trust it.
13:52I don't trust it.
13:55Thank you, darling.
13:55What's up, Ruby?
13:56The queens have arrived.
13:57It's a brand new day,
13:58and now we have a super important mission.
14:00It's time to take Bruna Braga down.
14:02I'm just kidding.
14:03It's all in good fun, of course.
14:04Nuevo Dia, bitch.
14:05All right, ladies.
14:06Today's the day.
14:06We separate the clowns from the comedians.
14:08Are you ready?
14:09That's right.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:10What a bitch.
14:11We need to focus.
14:11Should we take her down, honey?
14:12We have to concentrate if we want to slay the Rio queens.
14:13We have to send them back where they came from.
14:15Oh, that's right.
14:16We've still got two girls from Rio here.
14:18Yeah, guys.
14:19That's it.
14:19Well, we can almost taste the finishing line here.
14:22Let me tell you one thing I know for sure.
14:23I mean, one thing that I want for sure
14:25is that at least one girl from Rio to be there.
14:27So I'm going to go full schemer
14:28because, girl, I am fake.
14:30I can be a total hypocrite.
14:31Just watch me.
14:32One girl from Rio has to go.
14:34You all are obsessed with us.
14:35Ruby, you're the most obsessed of them all.
14:37Girl, focus on yourself.
14:38Just focus on doing your job, darling.
14:40Whoever needs to leave is leaving.
14:40Don't worry, my love.
14:41That's what I'm doing.
14:42And just watch me because I'll do it fabulously.
14:44If it's like yesterday or last week, watch out.
14:47You're getting a little too bold, aren't you, Miss Poseidon?
14:49Babe, she's on my side, aren't you?
14:51Girl, you're going to take her side?
14:52Obviously.
14:53Because when I was talking about taking down a girl from Rio,
14:55I wasn't considering you, okay?
14:56But now I think I just might kick your ass as well.
14:58But you can keep that plan, girl.
15:00At the end of the day, we're still friends, aren't we?
15:03And rivals, of course.
15:04Melina, it was just great meeting you.
15:06Hey, girls.
15:07Let me ask you all something real quick.
15:09Yeah.
15:09We pretty much deal with everything through comedy, right?
15:12Do you all use it to handle certain things like tough times or personal stuff?
15:16What does comedy mean for you all?
15:18For me, I feel like, you know, I don't think it's just about self-defense anymore.
15:22It's part of our everyday lives, right?
15:23We go through so much bad shit, you know?
15:26We have already been through so much that, honey, if we don't joke about it,
15:29if we don't laugh, if we don't try to lighten things up, what's left for us?
15:32It's just tears.
15:33But for me, comedy has always been about, well, I mean,
15:36I was always that chubby, super feminine little kid.
15:38And seriously, I was super feminine.
15:39I struck a pose, worked it, and walked around strutting like a total diva.
15:43And people would make fun of that.
15:44The boys, the other kids, they'd say,
15:45Oh, there goes the little faggot.
15:47Oh, she's chubby, round as a bull, things like that.
15:49They were always making jokes about my body.
15:51So, I mean, I think that really affected me as a kid, you know?
15:54Like, I would, I'd catch myself doing these things,
15:56and out of the blue, I'd think, like,
15:58Why am I tugging on my shirt like that?
15:59You know what I mean?
16:00I still joke about it now.
16:01It doesn't really bother me anymore.
16:03I mean, I'll get naked right in front of you all.
16:04But back then, I wouldn't even go to the pool.
16:06I wouldn't go to the beach.
16:07I was ashamed of my body.
16:08And then I realized I needed to understand that about me,
16:10and I needed to love myself as I am.
16:12And that's when I just naturally started doing comedy.
16:15I think the world really is a fatphobic and racist place.
16:18It's a world that privileges white people,
16:19or people who fit a certain mold.
16:21Actually, I don't think it's like that.
16:22I know it's like that.
16:23The world has a model that it wants us to follow.
16:26So, yeah, I think everybody looks at people
16:28who fit into this model one way,
16:29and they look at me in a totally different light, too, you know?
16:32Sometimes we have to pause and surround ourselves
16:34with people who don't have that kind of judgment.
16:37And even inside our little bubble,
16:38there are people who judge like that.
16:39So, I guess the healthiest way,
16:41at least for me, to get by,
16:42I started distancing myself from people who think that way.
16:45And how is it for you all, too,
16:47seeing the internet as a place
16:48where comedy or bullying never ends,
16:50where there's no way to measure it?
16:51Because we all live in the internet today, right?
16:53So, you know what I'm talking about.
16:54You know what, girl?
16:55The answer to all this is,
16:57that's a crime.
16:58So, just take them to court.
17:00Get yourself a lawyer.
17:01Go after them, you know?
17:02Because, honestly, girl,
17:03it's only when a queen ends up in jail
17:05or has to cop up cash
17:06that she actually stops and thinks about what she did wrong.
17:08That's true, darling.
17:09You know what, guys?
17:10I think the world is already an unbearably boring place.
17:13So, why do we even want to live in a world like this?
17:16What's the point of going on?
17:17To laugh.
17:18It gets boring to live like this.
17:20Everyone's serious.
17:21Everyone wants to fit the mold.
17:22So, seriously, let's take our tragedies
17:24and turn them into comedy.
17:25I mean, why not?
17:26We laugh, we lighten the load,
17:27and we spread love.
17:28My foundation's out.
17:29Any chance I can get some more?
17:30To the main stage of Drag Race Brazil.
17:34Introducing the marathon queen of posing herself,
17:36our little princess, Dudu Bertolini.
17:37How are you?
17:38Hey there, darling.
17:39So, tell me, Dudu,
17:40is your heart made of glass?
17:42Ooh, at this point in the competition,
17:44our hearts break over anything.
17:45I just hope they break the stage.
17:46Not their outfits, right?
17:47Glass queen.
17:49And now she who brings the heat every single time.
17:52Hello, Bruna Braga.
17:53Buenas noches.
17:54Buenas noches.
17:55Bruna, my darling, think fast.
17:56What gives you more pleasure,
17:57a roast or a coochie?
17:59Well, to roast a coochie is just not my thing,
18:01so I guess I'd have to say a pussy well-roasted.
18:04Yeah, that's it.
18:05How's that sound, Mama?
18:06I think we would all be very pleased with that.
18:08Great answer, honey.
18:09And if you do it right,
18:10you can enjoy both sides.
18:11Am I right?
18:12And we are absolutely thrilled
18:13to have our guest judge on our panel with us this week.
18:16She, who is a singer
18:16and the winner of Drag Race France,
18:18our French princess.
18:20Kayona.
18:20Welcome, my love.
18:22Thank you so much, Mama.
18:23Now, my darling, please tell us,
18:25would you sing a song with a heart of glass
18:27or a heart of fire?
18:28Girl, obviously with a heart of fire.
18:30You know me, I'm all about passion and romance.
18:32I'm French after all.
18:33We're full of fire.
18:34That's right, sweetie.
18:35Here, only our weather is cold.
18:36Am I right?
18:37Exactly, honey.
18:38On the inside, it's always burning hot.
18:40Ouch.
18:42This week, we challenged our queens
18:44to really think outside the box.
18:46My girls are about to serve up humor
18:47and pure sass in a gragnificent roast.
18:50And for the runway tonight,
18:51the category is glass heart.
18:53So with no further ado,
18:54ladies, start your engines
18:56and may the best drag queen win.
18:58And what?
19:01Hello, my queens.
19:02Welcome.
19:03Hi, y'all.
19:03Hi, y'all.
19:03Hi, mama.
19:04So are you guys ready
19:05to slay this stand-up extravaganza?
19:08I'm just praying I won't freeze up there, you know?
19:09No freezing, for the love of God.
19:11No freezing, just badges, right?
19:12Yes, mama, let's pray for that.
19:13She really needs a badge, huh?
19:15Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
19:16Am I being roasted already?
19:17Is that it?
19:18No, honey, I just warmed up the toaster
19:19so you all could come in sizzling.
19:21Oh, I get it, mama.
19:22Keep it coming, then.
19:22I love it when it's hot.
19:24I hope you guys are ready
19:25because it's time for us to meet
19:25Bruna Braga and the Sassy Squad.
19:28Let's kick things off with
19:29Melina Bley.
19:30Hey, Bruna, stop checking out my ass, okay?
19:34If you want, I'll tell you where I bought it.
19:37Guys, I wrote down a few things
19:39about Bruna to stay here tonight,
19:40but honestly, I'm just going to let these go
19:41because I don't think I even need it right now.
19:43Let me just say,
19:44if you laugh, you'll get some money, okay?
19:45Every giggle is a dollar.
19:46So...
19:47Fabulous, you slayed, honey.
19:51You're so funny.
19:52That's what I'm talking about.
19:54The judges are on it too, girls.
19:55Go ahead, laugh.
19:56No, really, don't hold back.
19:57Everybody who is here will be cashing a check,
19:59but you got to laugh.
20:00It's just part of the gig, all right?
20:01All right, now that this is settled,
20:03let's talk about our honorary of the night.
20:05This woman is absolutely epic.
20:06She's a total diva.
20:07It's our queen, Bruna Braga.
20:09Darling, there's an amazing saying that goes like this.
20:11The humbled will one day be lifted up,
20:13so keep your head up, love.
20:15But tonight isn't one of those nights.
20:16Tonight is all about humiliation.
20:18From the floor, you can't go any lower.
20:20Don't worry, baby.
20:20If you hit rock bottom,
20:21hell's as low as it gets, all right?
20:23And Bruna, we all know you're living
20:24in an abusive relationship, okay?
20:26I'm sorry for outing you like this right now,
20:28but it's just so clear.
20:29On your right side,
20:30you've got a queen who just never shuts up,
20:31always yapping and yelling her head off.
20:34I mean, she looks like a cat in heat.
20:36Meow!
20:40Meow!
20:40And then you've got a queen
20:42who flails her arms around
20:43even more than one of those
20:44inflatable car lot dancers.
20:46Yeah, girl, she's flapping around
20:47like a chicken in a shootout.
20:51Your name in the sauna is the Envy Chicken, isn't it?
20:53I know it is, darling.
20:54And about the judging panel.
20:56Honestly, it's kind of like those cheap drinks
20:57at Lab Club, 10 bucks for half a liter,
20:59and you don't even realize what hits you
21:01till it's way too late, if you know what I mean.
21:03Yeah, ladies, that's the kind of wild vibe
21:05I'm picking up tonight.
21:08Come on, girls, laugh it up.
21:10I'm laughing in my mind.
21:13That's it.
21:13Thank you so much.
21:14I'm worried because I feel like
21:15the judges aren't really laughing.
21:17There were a couple lines I nailed
21:18and they gave that chuckle, you know?
21:19The one that's like,
21:20oh, girl, did she really just say that?
21:22So let's talk a little bit
21:23about our girls up here tonight,
21:24starting with Melody Queen.
21:25Last week, she showed up
21:26with that pink wig so dry
21:27it made the Sahara jealous, darling.
21:29When she tossed it,
21:30you could practically hear the wig screaming,
21:31water, water, please.
21:34I was like, girl, what happened?
21:36Do you need some help?
21:36But to be fair, later I heard
21:37that the wig belonged to Poseidon,
21:39so yeah, you know it's true, girl.
21:41Come on.
21:42That's what I had for you today,
21:43my darlings.
21:44Good night to you all
21:44and I hope you enjoyed it, Bruna.
21:46Mwah, mwah, mwah.
21:47You're fabulous.
21:48Love you, honey.
21:49And wait.
21:51The whole dollar for a giggle thing,
21:52it was totally a lie.
21:53Let's move to the next bitch.
21:54Come over here to Mamacita
21:55with a K, of course.
21:59Man, the energy is off tonight.
22:00Lord, help us.
22:02Yeah, darling.
22:03Not every queen who's campy
22:04can pull off funny, Melina.
22:05You better wake up, all right?
22:09Ooh, what an entrance.
22:10Iconic.
22:11Good evening, ladies.
22:12Good evening.
22:12Good evening.
22:13Good evening, judges.
22:15Good evening, honey.
22:15Good evening, Keona.
22:16Good evening.
22:17And good evening to you, our audience.
22:19Just to let you know,
22:20if you're new here,
22:21this is Drag Race Brazil,
22:22not the zoo that's near your house, all right?
22:25Yes, tonight I'll be fiercely defending
22:27these four wild creatures,
22:28our own untamed queens.
22:30But before we dive in,
22:31let's give a big round of applause
22:33for Bruna Braga.
22:35Bruna and I have pretty similar backgrounds
22:37when it comes to reality shows,
22:38right, sweetie?
22:39I got canceled for being on one,
22:41and she got canceled for being a judge on one.
22:43Almost the same thing.
22:45Bruna is a really fun person,
22:47but I think all of her jokes
22:49are like classic knock-knock ones, you know?
22:50Because we all know how they go,
22:52but we never know if we're actually
22:53going to laugh at the punchline,
22:54am I right?
22:55Knock, knock.
22:56Who's there?
22:58It's Bruna Braga.
22:59But Bruna Braga who?
23:00Bruna Braga.
23:01More famous than Tyra Sanchez on T-N-R.
23:05T-N-R, that one was for you, my loves.
23:07And also, thank you for knocking me down.
23:09With a K.
23:11Also here with us is Dudu Braga.
23:12Let's give it up for him.
23:15He's fabulous, isn't he?
23:17Always stylish,
23:17always rocking amazing outfits.
23:19If you ever catch him looking bad,
23:20you can bet it's because Melody Queen dressed him.
23:25I say that,
23:26but if it's going to be a paper look,
23:27it better be Chanel.
23:30It's so good to be in your presence.
23:32I have to ask you something, darling.
23:33Did you ever play with dolls?
23:35I didn't.
23:36What a shame.
23:36I had a 21 centimeter jambo bombshell
23:39to introduce you to.
23:40Oh, dear Lord,
23:40don't you tempt me.
23:44I'm sorry, mommy.
23:45You're just so fabulous.
23:46I'm speechless around you.
23:47That's literally every poor Brazilian's dream.
23:50You know what I mean?
23:51You're like caviar.
23:52Only people with money get to eat that.
23:55And I don't have it.
23:57Now let's change the subject a little.
23:58Let's talk about you,
23:59my dear Ruby Knox.
24:00Let's give it up with a big round of applause, girls.
24:02She deserves it.
24:03Oh, darling, stop it.
24:04I don't know if you knew this already,
24:05but before Ruby Knox became a drag queen,
24:08she started out trying to be a movie star.
24:10And you can see she really gave it a shot and made it.
24:13She doled herself up,
24:14and now she's an international sensation.
24:15Let's give a big round of applause for Annabelle.
24:21Let's give it up for me,
24:22because I deserve it.
24:23Now, everybody,
24:24put your hands together
24:25and welcome Poseidon Drag.
24:27Melody came in slang, right?
24:29Let's be real.
24:29The queen in her name
24:30is definitely not there by accident.
24:32Get your papers out of here, darling.
24:34I'm on it, honey.
24:34And while you're at it,
24:35pick up Melina's, too.
24:36I am not your maid.
24:39Hey, everyone.
24:40Good evening.
24:40It's a pleasure to be here.
24:41Good evening.
24:42Good evening.
24:42My name is Poseidon Drag.
24:44I'm from Recife,
24:45and most people think Recife is just about sharks.
24:47Well, I'm here to tell you
24:48there are mermaids there, too.
24:50Really?
24:50She's so funny.
24:51I know the only mermaid you know
24:52is the little mermaid,
24:53but I'm here to break it to you
24:54that despite me being a mermaid,
24:56I'm not a little one.
24:57I mean,
24:57I have 25 centimeters,
24:59for God's sake.
25:00Did you like it?
25:01Yeah,
25:01I'm a big girl, darling.
25:02I wanted to ask
25:05if you all know Marco Zero in Recife,
25:07right?
25:07Have you ever heard of Marco Zero?
25:08But do you guys know
25:09why it's called Marco Zero?
25:11It's because every guy I hook up with,
25:12I give a rating.
25:13For example,
25:14Eduardo was a 10,
25:14Alexander was an 8,
25:16Gregory 7.5,
25:17and Marco 0.
25:18That's why that spot got so famous.
25:20Because I hooked up with the guy there.
25:22I think it's great to be here on Drag Race
25:24because it's such an open-minded show,
25:26you know?
25:26It accepts anybody.
25:27I mean,
25:28it even lets Bruna Braga be a judge
25:29and these dragons compete.
25:30Bruna Braga tried to get into Big Brother 25 times.
25:33Now,
25:33whenever someone says BBB,
25:35she thinks they're talking to her.
25:36Brainless,
25:37basic,
25:37and busted.
25:37Bell Key,
25:40before she signed up for here,
25:41she tried out for X on the beach
25:42because she's rude,
25:43a total weirdo,
25:44completely nuts,
25:45and production had to send her back.
25:47When she walked out of the ocean,
25:49Godzilla himself showed up
25:50and Hollywood demanded their copyright back.
25:53I guess it wasn't meant to be, girl.
25:55Now you're stuck here with us?
25:57Melody,
25:57my dear friend.
25:59She tried to get on the Masked Singer,
26:01but they found out the mask
26:02wouldn't come off her face.
26:03Hey,
26:06aren't you guys feeling a little hot in here?
26:08I had a hot dog from Osasco for lunch
26:09and now it's tearing up my stomach.
26:10I've got the runs like crazy.
26:12Now I get it,
26:12Bruna.
26:13No wonder you guys are always screwing things up.
26:15Ah!
26:16Thank you very much
26:16and now for you all,
26:17Bell Key,
26:18a.k.a.
26:18Godzilla.
26:19Unfortunately,
26:20my girl Poseidon
26:21didn't really bring it in the rose today
26:22even though she's usually
26:23such a funny and over-the-top person.
26:26It's like a curse,
26:27you know?
26:27Usually when it gets serious
26:28like those moments
26:29where you really have to deliver,
26:30she ends up freezing.
26:31That's a shame.
26:32And I'm sorry to say,
26:34but I think that's what happened to her
26:34in today's roast too.
26:36I'll take being called Godzilla
26:37over being called a ballerina any day.
26:39You're padding slipping.
26:42Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
26:44Good evening to you, Kiona.
26:45Good evening.
26:46But for you all,
26:47it's just evening
26:47because I'm saving the good part for later.
26:50We're all gathered here today
26:51to talk about a woman who inspires us.
26:53She's the one who single-handedly
26:55brings joy, beauty, and humor to this show.
26:57Dudu Bertolini.
26:58You know what?
27:03So far, this season is iconic.
27:05We had so many upgrades,
27:06so many changes.
27:07The whole show has totally leveled up.
27:09It's almost unrecognizable.
27:11And I'm not even talking about Greg's face, okay?
27:13And I also felt a...
27:15I'd say it was more like
27:16a maternal instinct in the air,
27:17and I swear,
27:17I felt that from day one here, Greg,
27:19from day one.
27:20To me, you really are like a mother.
27:22Yeah, because I think you're just like
27:24so many moms in Brazil.
27:25Because the minute you get the chance,
27:27you send all your daughters packing.
27:32And now,
27:33last but not least,
27:34actually, I guess I sorted you by height
27:35without even realizing it.
27:36So let's move to the little one.
27:38Our honoree of the evening,
27:39Bruna Braga.
27:40Let's give it up, everybody.
27:41Come on.
27:42Bruna Braga, everybody.
27:43Let's give her a big round of applause.
27:45Come on, she deserves it.
27:47More, give her more, more applause.
27:49Come on, a little more.
27:50It's Bruna Braga.
27:51Everyone, she's our very own hot dog queen.
27:53Marvelous.
27:53She may not be a grill master,
27:55but she sure loves pressing a sausage, huh?
27:58Seriously, Bruna,
27:59I thought my mission on this show
28:00was to take away your crybaby throne.
28:03But then I realized that I can't do that.
28:04I just can't take the seat from someone
28:05who can't even climb into the chair by herself.
28:07Right, Bruna?
28:08That wouldn't be fair.
28:09On the last day of this show,
28:10Doodoo will be picking you up like this.
28:12Guys, do you see what this woman has to endure?
28:14So please, stop talking about Bruna like that online.
28:16You have no idea what she goes through here.
28:18She's so small, so tiny,
28:19so unbelievably tiny.
28:20She can only stay at motels with a kid's play area
28:22and a crib just for babies.
28:25Thank you so much.
28:26And I would like to start a movement.
28:28Hashtag stepstool for Bruna's chair now.
28:29Kisses!
28:30Oh my God, thank you for that.
28:32Come on out, Ruby Knox.
28:34Guys, I have to say,
28:35Belki is killing it out there.
28:36She's totally devouring the competition,
28:38showing everyone what she's made of.
28:39She was brilliant.
28:40Honestly, I think she's taking this one seriously.
28:42I guess we'll have to wait and see.
28:45I'm redoing my entrance
28:46since the last girl didn't do it right, okay?
28:48I'm going all the way to the back,
28:49coming in again,
28:50and I want everyone to clap, got it?
28:52Just pretend I'm a celebrity
28:53and everything's gonna go great, okay?
28:55All set, production?
28:56Let's do this one more time.
28:58You gonna sing?
29:01Wow, look at her.
29:02Wow.
29:04Now.
29:04Amazing.
29:16Now I can start.
29:17Thank you so much.
29:18All right, for those who don't know me,
29:19my name is Ruby Knox,
29:20and I'm here tonight to try and roast
29:22our fabulous, our beloved main judge
29:23on this amazing show,
29:25Bruna Braga.
29:25Let's give her a round of applause, everybody.
29:28Oh my God, I love that.
29:29Seriously.
29:31Bruna.
29:32Now watch this.
29:33As you all just saw,
29:35comedy is really tough.
29:36It's really not for everybody.
29:37The queens who came before me
29:39made that pretty clear.
29:40And so did you.
29:41Am I right, my love?
29:42But she didn't take no for an answer, honey.
29:44She kept on trying and she made it.
29:46And look where she is now.
29:47You've made it to the world's biggest show
29:49of clowns in panties.
29:51I think that's incredible.
29:52And there's another super important detail
29:54about Bruna I want to share
29:55with you guys tonight.
29:56She is bisexual.
29:59Bi folks are always misunderstood.
30:00So, I wanted to take this moment
30:02since we're right here on TV
30:04with everyone watching
30:05to explain to the folks
30:06back in my hometown
30:07what being bi really means.
30:09Amazing, girl.
30:10You do that.
30:10So, I'm going to pause
30:11and break it down.
30:12Look, all of you out there
30:13on the town sidewalk
30:14gathered at the little square
30:15behind the church,
30:16you know,
30:16where the mayor set up a TV outside
30:18just so you all could watch Ruby Knox.
30:21So, this girl, this woman,
30:22she's Mr. Chiquinho's granddaughter, remember?
30:25You know her.
30:25She's the one who went off
30:26to Sao Paulo back in the day
30:28like everybody did.
30:29That's her.
30:29She's that granddaughter.
30:31So, she sucks both
30:32and
30:34she
30:36she's a double-edged sword, you know?
30:39She likes all the fruit there is.
30:40Got it?
30:42That's it.
30:42Yep, exactly.
30:43There you go.
30:44Now, don't you worry, Bruna.
30:45Everyone in Karnaiba
30:46already knows what you get up to.
30:48Don't worry.
30:49I want to talk about my friend over here.
30:51She's marginalized.
30:52She's from the outskirts
30:53and she makes the most
30:53out of every public program going.
30:55I'm talking about my girl,
30:56Melina Blay.
31:00By the way, Melina,
31:01she has a huge problem
31:02accepting who she really is
31:04because I think in her mind
31:06she was born right in the middle
31:07of a drought, you know?
31:08Under a dry tree.
31:09There's a dead cow's skull
31:10off in the corner.
31:12Her mother's there
31:12and has a midwife hands-on
31:13in the middle of her legs
31:14and as she's coming out,
31:15Asa Branca is playing
31:16in the background.
31:17You know what I mean?
31:18Can you picture this scenario?
31:20In her mind,
31:20that's really how she was born.
31:22Her mom cutting open a cactus
31:23and squeezing it straight
31:24into her mouth
31:24just to give her water.
31:25I mean, darling.
31:27It's almost like she was eating
31:28cactus for breakfast,
31:29cactus for dinner,
31:30cactus all the time.
31:30No joke.
31:32That's why she goes around
31:33telling everyone
31:33she's as paraiba as they come.
31:35100% real deal.
31:39Yeah, girl,
31:40you only get laughs
31:40when you're making jokes about me.
31:42It's right there
31:42on my birth certificate.
31:43Paraibana.
31:44So I'm going to wrap up
31:45this fabulous hosting gig
31:46without shitting in your mouths
31:47and I'm doing it
31:48with a big smile for all of you.
31:49Now give me a round of applause
31:50so I can make my exit
31:51just like at the top of the show.
31:53And let's all just pretend
31:55my show was absolutely amazing.
31:57Kisses,
31:57and I see you next time.
32:07She's a super queen.
32:08And now, lady,
32:09on the runway,
32:10the category is glass heart.
32:13Let's kick things off
32:14with Melody Queen.
32:15Crystal drag queen,
32:24the one who makes me shine.
32:25Please turn me into a star
32:26because I'm about to slay.
32:29I am shattered
32:30by how good this look is.
32:31My vision for a glass heart look
32:33is an ice warrior princess
32:34and I'm wearing this amazing look
32:36entirely made with acetate
32:37and crystals.
32:38That's right.
32:39It has a super,
32:39super defined silhouette.
32:41I've got my waist
32:41snatched to the gods
32:42with this corset
32:43which is completely full
32:44of crystals.
32:45And I mean completely.
32:46It has crystals
32:46literally everywhere.
32:48It's gorgeous.
32:48It's fabulous.
32:49And above all,
32:50I have a crown headpiece
32:50made with acetate
32:51standing tall
32:52and of course
32:53some special LED effects.
32:54This is total New Year's Eve.
32:55She is a true goddess.
32:57She wound up in a freeze
32:58but she totally melted our hearts.
33:01Do you want to build a snowman?
33:10Ruby Knox?
33:10Oh my, she's delivering
33:18glass ass or glass dress?
33:20Ruby glass ox.
33:22A woman who's
33:22incredibly transparent.
33:24For tonight's glass heart look,
33:25I'm bringing the delicacy
33:26of crystals.
33:27I am the personification
33:27of a crystal angel.
33:29My body is covered
33:30in full of delicate
33:30glasswork shapes
33:31which bring a unique design
33:32to my look.
33:33It is just marvelous.
33:34Today I decided to wear
33:35an organza dress
33:36all filled with crystals
33:37in shades of green.
33:38And in my hand
33:39I'm bringing my own
33:40glass heart
33:41just for you.
33:42And above all,
33:42it's needless to say
33:43that my beauty
33:43is crystalline.
33:46Girl,
33:46I had my heart
33:47in my mouth
33:47with this look.
33:49I can see right through
33:50her with this look, huh?
33:56Wow, she's wearing
33:57a look made of golden glass.
33:58Oops, I mean
33:59molten glass.
34:00She just pulled a Houdini
34:24in the shop window.
34:25Guys, let me tell you,
34:27this is the toughest runway
34:28for me so far
34:29because I'm strutting
34:30out here
34:30and this outfit
34:31is tight
34:31and I mean really tight.
34:33I didn't measure
34:34for my padding
34:35so my tuck
34:35isn't right on point
34:36as well.
34:37It's just a mess, honey.
34:39This thing is digging
34:39into my armpit
34:40and it's way too tight
34:41here so I have to walk
34:42all stiff
34:42like a total robot.
34:44If I lift my arm up,
34:45it tears.
34:45If I open my leg
34:46a little bit more,
34:46it tears.
34:47So it all has to be
34:48on thin ice.
34:49Thank goodness
34:49that's the theme.
34:50Oh my God.
34:52This outfit
34:53is sharp as glass.
34:54It's like that fairy tale
34:58mirror, mirror
34:59on the wall.
35:00Who's the sassiest
35:01of them all, huh?
35:05You know what, girl?
35:06I loved her glass.
35:11Melina Blay.
35:12She's a super queen.
35:15She's a super queen.
35:18She's a super queen.
35:22She's a super queen.
35:24She's a stalact diva.
35:26She's a super queen.
35:27We should call her
35:28Melina Iceberg.
35:31It is the iceberg
35:32that sank the Titanic.
35:34Yes, darling, I know.
35:35My look is just stunning.
35:36I'm feeling fabulous.
35:37I am a giant iceberg.
35:38I'm the ice witch.
35:38I'm the goddess
35:39of the winter.
35:40Just pick one.
35:41As you see fit,
35:41I deliver it all.
35:42Everything was done
35:43with crystals and rhinestones.
35:44But a lot more crystals
35:45than rhinestones, of course.
35:47I used some more crystals
35:48and a few mirrors
35:48here and there
35:49to really create
35:49that glassy mirror effect
35:51and all that shine.
35:52And honestly, I think...
35:53I think it worked, didn't it?
35:54I think it's everything.
35:56I've heard she's been
35:56icing out her friends lately.
35:58Yeah, I heard.
35:59Watch out.
36:00If you break her heart,
36:00you get seven years of bad luck.
36:02She's glassy and sassy, huh?
36:04She's been very reflexive lately.
36:06With that fire on her ass,
36:07this must be tempered glass.
36:11She's a super queen.
36:15Belki?
36:16She's a super queen.
36:18She went into debt
36:19just to make that look, huh?
36:22Guys, I'm walking in with a smile
36:24just like a little princess.
36:25I'm rocking my fabulous hair,
36:27my clothes reflecting all the lights,
36:28strutting down the runway.
36:29I'm ignoring my heels,
36:31strutting confidently,
36:32and I'm serving some serious glamour.
36:34I really hope the judges
36:35are buying this look, you know.
36:36I'm super worried,
36:37but I'm staying positive.
36:39Why so reflexive, Belki?
36:40Got something on your head?
36:41Is it an arabesque or an aragaisque?
36:43An aragaisque for sure.
36:48And now on the runway,
36:49we can see the Crystal Palace.
36:51Looks like Cinderella's glass slipper
36:52got a whole new upgrade, huh, guys?
36:54She's all worked up in glass, huh?
36:56Huh?
36:57Osasco?
36:57Let's hear what our judges have to say.
37:02Let's begin with our
37:03pretty little princess, Melody Queen.
37:05Dudu Bertolini.
37:07Girl, I just loved the silhouette of your look.
37:09It shaped your body so beautifully, you know.
37:11The hips, the corset,
37:13and the way the lights hit,
37:14it created exactly that dreamy, ethereal feel
37:16we were after for this runway
37:18when we came up with this theme.
37:19Good evening, Melody Queen.
37:21Good evening, darling.
37:22You structured your jokes really well
37:24and truly understood what stand-up is all about.
37:26Set-up, punchline,
37:27the whole act was tight.
37:29You could have used just a bit more rhythm
37:30and a little more of that good evening.
37:31Good evening, honey.
37:33Ruby Knox.
37:34I absolutely loved your look tonight.
37:36So chic.
37:37It had this whole 60s vibe,
37:38kind of Valley of the Dolls, you know?
37:39It's super glamorous.
37:41I just loved it.
37:42And honey, what is this makeup?
37:43Absolute perfection.
37:44For real, you nailed it.
37:46Now about the roast.
37:47You did well.
37:48You slayed.
37:50You brought some killer jokes,
37:51totally owned the stage,
37:52moving all over front to back.
37:53You went full-on showstopper.
37:54Your entrances, that turns you made.
37:56It was like you were a news reporter.
37:58I absolutely loved all of it.
37:59I loved it.
38:00I laughed so much.
38:01I loved your roast, seriously.
38:02I thought it was hilarious.
38:03I think you kept things light,
38:04threw in some sharp punchlines,
38:06and that whole leaving, then coming back bit.
38:08That's straight-up old-school theater.
38:09It's a classic.
38:10And you did it perfectly.
38:11Now, Poseidon Drag.
38:14Poseidon Drag, you look gorgeous as always,
38:16but I was hoping for just a bit more originality
38:18in your look tonight.
38:19I think you could have shaped your body a bit, you know?
38:21And I know you can do it
38:22because you've already done it so well
38:24earlier in this competition.
38:25And maybe the way you placed those hip crystals
38:27could have been more angular,
38:28also like you've already done before,
38:30and it would have helped
38:30with the shape of your body as well.
38:32I got the feeling that you were
38:33a little nervous during the roast.
38:35Maybe you held back,
38:36worried about offending me,
38:37or maybe about disrespecting me.
38:38But that extra caution took away some of your edge,
38:40that sharp wit of yours
38:41that actually is super respectful.
38:43The moment I saw you in that chain-smoking mom getup,
38:45I started getting my hopes up.
38:46I said, wow, she's about to bring something
38:48real old school, something big,
38:49and she did.
38:50She pulled it off with total confidence.
38:52But your punchlines just never landed.
38:54That's probably why it all felt like
38:56you had dialed down your tone a bit, you know?
38:58Melina Blee.
38:59Melina, first of all,
39:01I must say that I adored your look tonight.
39:03The vibe, the movement,
39:04the way your shoes, your hips,
39:05and your head all work together.
39:06You are really showing us
39:07how much of a fashion queen you really are
39:08on this stage, episode after episode.
39:10But honestly, darling,
39:12you had the best look
39:12and the weakest roast of the night.
39:15During the roast,
39:15I wanted you to really
39:16shove that right into my ass.
39:18You promised me, girl,
39:20but it could have been better.
39:22We could have been laughing
39:22with you the whole time, you know?
39:24And babe,
39:25you had everything you needed to kill it.
39:27Do it like that.
39:28These nails are just amazing.
39:31Look at this.
39:32Look.
39:32Girl, that nail is bigger than me.
39:35I think you used your time well,
39:37but there were moments
39:38where you were like
39:39searching for your spots,
39:40searching, searching, searching.
39:41You needed to pull
39:42all those good things together
39:43to just go all in, you know?
39:46Just smash it.
39:47Belki.
39:48Belki, I loved your roast.
39:50I thought you were super funny.
39:50Your jokes landed.
39:51It was great.
39:53But darling,
39:53I have to be honest here.
39:54I think you were
39:55the exact opposite of Melina.
39:56I think you delivered
39:57the best roast of the night,
39:58but the worst look of the runway.
40:00And I don't ever want
40:01to see that shoe
40:01on the runway again.
40:03Honestly,
40:03that shoe just isn't right
40:04for this look.
40:05It really brought down
40:06the energy of your delivery
40:07and of the whole outfit,
40:08you know?
40:09When it comes to the outfit,
40:10I really got to talk
40:11about those shoes
40:12because I adore
40:12a super high heel.
40:14And with that big hair
40:15framing your face,
40:16it really balances out
40:17and finishes the silhouette,
40:18making you look even taller
40:19and taking the whole look
40:20up a notch.
40:21And this shoe
40:22just does the opposite.
40:23Your journey has been
40:24one of the most beautiful
40:25to watch,
40:26even with those little shoes.
40:29What matters is the journey,
40:30not the step.
40:32Thank you, my beauties.
40:33I think I've heard enough.
40:35While you all untuck
40:36in the workroom,
40:37I'll be making some queen toast
40:38with my fellow judges, okay?
40:40It's going to be a party.
40:41I'll see you all in a bit.
40:42You may go.
40:43All right, then.
40:50Oh, my God, girl.
40:51Drama, right, honey?
40:52Yeah, so much drama.
40:53I'm nervous.
40:54It's one bomb after another,
40:55just nonstop.
41:00Ladies, we should start
41:00by giving our runway
41:01a round of applause.
41:02That's right, ladies.
41:03It was everything.
41:04It was everything, right?
41:05We delivered again.
41:06Glass heart delivered
41:06with excellence.
41:07We managed to deliver
41:08another iconic runway
41:09for this season.
41:10Truly did.
41:11Well, I honestly don't know
41:12what's going to happen today
41:13if I'm in the bottom or not.
41:14I think so, but I'm not sure.
41:15There's really no way to know, right?
41:17The judges gave me
41:17a lot of criticism
41:18about my roast, you know?
41:20I was told I had the worst roast,
41:21but I also got praise
41:22for having the best look.
41:24There are bottoms
41:24who belong in the bottom,
41:25and there are bottoms
41:26who absolutely shouldn't be there.
41:29Some queens are getting saved
41:30just because of their outfits.
41:31And unfortunately,
41:32some are getting lost
41:33because of their characters.
41:34Well, it happens, right?
41:36Who am I to say anyway?
41:37Now it's up to them
41:38to handle this chaos.
41:40It's kind of uncertain, isn't it?
41:42I hope my journey
41:42in the competition
41:43is considered that way too.
41:45Hearing that I had
41:45the worst roast really hurts.
41:47But I get it.
41:48I'm not going to put myself forward
41:49or make excuses.
41:50The roast really is tough,
41:51and I didn't do great there.
41:52Stand-up isn't easy.
41:53It's really something
41:54I'm not good at,
41:54and I knew it from the start.
41:55I was nervous about this challenge.
41:57But I can't control everything,
41:59can I?
41:59And that's it.
42:00I'm...
42:01Honestly, I'm speechless.
42:03I'm just speechless, for real.
42:04For the first time,
42:05I'm at a loss for words.
42:06Isn't it shocking?
42:07That's a miracle, huh?
42:08This really is a true miracle, ladies.
42:09I never thought I'd see that.
42:10Yes, yes, at least you get to see that.
42:11For me, I don't know.
42:12I'm just really sad with myself, you know?
42:14People already expect me to be funny,
42:16so I had this weight on my shoulders,
42:17and I'm just sad I couldn't deliver
42:19what they were expecting of me.
42:20I get that.
42:21Poseidon was considered the comedian,
42:23the funny one this season,
42:24right from the start.
42:24So because of that,
42:26she was under extra pressure.
42:27And as expected,
42:28today just wasn't her best.
42:29We've got to keep an eye
42:30on everything, darling.
42:32Every day is a fight in here,
42:33and anyone could go down.
42:35I think I'm in the bottom today
42:36because I was the only one
42:37who got criticism on both fronts,
42:39my roast and my look.
42:41But yeah, I guess we'll have to see how it goes.
42:43Regardless, we'll put on the show
42:44we always do, and that's it.
42:45I'm ready for both a yes and a no, too.
42:47I have zero expectations.
42:49Melina and I just exchanged a look.
42:50We both know we're screwed,
42:51and we're going to lip sync tonight.
42:52That's it.
42:53We already know.
42:54So can we just get this over with?
42:55Just skip to that part already.
42:56Go on.
42:57You know how it works, girls.
42:58We all have bad days.
43:00But I think what really matters
43:01is that we're here,
43:01and we're learning.
43:03We're always trying to be
43:03the best version of ourselves,
43:05and we're open to taking feedback.
43:07And we're getting stronger
43:08each and every time.
43:09I'm happy about what they said
43:10about my roast,
43:11but I'm just a little bit sad
43:12for coming in wearing
43:13my sister's sandals.
43:14It wasn't your sister's, girl.
43:16It was one of your students.
43:17Be honest.
43:18Ha, ha, ha.
43:18I'm serious, girl.
43:19Girl, when she said this, like,
43:20show us that ugly sandal, honey.
43:21Show off the sandal.
43:21Lift your feet.
43:21Come on, show us.
43:22Lift your foot, darling.
43:22Show us your feet.
43:23I can't do it, girl.
43:24Oh, she can't do it.
43:25But look.
43:26Can someone from production
43:27just film it?
43:27Look at this wild thing.
43:30You know how it is, right?
43:31You've got to sift through
43:32everything before coming here.
43:34Figure out what you can bring
43:35and what you can't.
43:36I've just ended up bringing a heel
43:37that didn't do me any favors,
43:38and you, ass sucker,
43:39aren't you going to say anything?
43:40Oh, I don't know, girl.
43:41I'm happy today.
43:42I'm really happy with what
43:43I did in the roast, you know?
43:44They praise me.
43:46Like I said to the judges
43:47when we were out there
43:48on the runway,
43:49stand-up is not my comfort zone either.
43:50I was pretty nervous.
43:51So, yeah, I'm honestly surprised
43:53I managed to pull it off
43:54and even got compliments.
43:55Obviously, it wasn't perfect.
43:56I mean, I don't work with this.
43:57I don't know how to develop
43:58a comedy script and all.
44:00The competition's getting fierce,
44:02things are coming to a head,
44:03and it's only getting tougher.
44:04Anything can happen at this point.
44:06The crown is so close now.
44:07It's right here within our grasp.
44:09And we just can't slow down now.
44:11It's now or never.
44:11If you keep your head down,
44:13you lose.
44:13All right, folks, that's it.
44:14Let's head to the runway
44:15and find out what the results are.
44:17Let's go, ladies.
44:18Let's listen to some music.
44:19And somebody better kick off those heels
44:20if I'm going to lip sync.
44:21It's time to feel the whip up my ass.
44:22Come on, bitch, get up.
44:23Bitch my ass, darling.
44:25Careful here.
44:25There's something in the way.
44:25I'm looking gorgeous as fuck.
44:27Let it go.
44:30Now, ladies, just between us,
44:32comedy queens who are absolutely
44:33wild and outrageous.
44:35So what did you all think
44:36of Melody Queen?
44:38Halesia.
44:39It's amazing to see Melody
44:44reach this point in the competition
44:46stronger than ever.
44:47And about the roast,
44:48even though she struggled a bit
44:49to keep up the pace with the jokes,
44:50all her punchlines landed.
44:52Her set was really well structured and all.
44:54And besides, she rocked the runway.
44:56That look was absolutely stunning.
44:58I loved it.
44:58The only thing that really got me
44:59was that drop in her makeup quality,
45:01you know?
45:01She's so beautiful
45:02and she's got such a pretty face.
45:03And what about Ruby Knox?
45:06I loved her.
45:06I think she managed to finish the roast
45:08on a high note.
45:09And once again,
45:10she was hilarious without losing her class.
45:12And the look?
45:13Stunning.
45:13She's beyond gorgeous.
45:14Am I right?
45:15Unlike Melina,
45:16she managed to bring that natural charm
45:18that she has
45:18and deliver an amazing roast.
45:19And she did it with a lot of class and quality.
45:22Poseidon drag.
45:23Plastic tiara.
45:28Oh, how I love a good roast, honey.
45:30For real.
45:31It's just so good.
45:32Well, let's see what's
45:33Miss Plastic Tiara have to say about this, huh?
45:35During all this competition,
45:37she managed to make us laugh
45:38when we least expected it, right?
45:39But now,
45:40when this was her moment to shine,
45:41it felt like she held back.
45:43Honestly,
45:43some of those jokes were pretty flat.
45:45Why can't she bring the comedy
45:46when it actually counts?
45:48Are you mad?
45:49I really am.
45:50I'm so sad.
45:51I'm devastated.
45:52She has so much potential,
45:53she really does.
45:53Are you upset?
45:53Because I am.
45:54A lot.
45:55Also, her look on the runway
45:56was way below the other looks tonight.
45:58For me, at least.
45:59Melina Blay.
46:00It was a great runway,
46:01but it was the worst roast of the night.
46:03And this business of hiding behind the hole.
46:05I'm not a comedy queen thing.
46:06Honey,
46:07you're on a show with comedy challenges
46:08and you signed up
46:09knowing that's how it goes.
46:10Just because you're all about fashion
46:12doesn't mean you can't do comedy.
46:13And if you're a comedy queen,
46:14you can serve fashion too.
46:16You can totally do it all, girl.
46:18Hey, guys.
46:18What about Belki?
46:20NASA.
46:20Any thoughts?
46:22Look, I swear I'll go review a blonde wig
46:28if this keeps up.
46:32It was just terrible.
46:34Once again,
46:35every show has a high-low, right?
46:36And tonight,
46:37the low point is Belki's little shoe.
46:39We all know it.
46:40Holy moly.
46:41Girl, let me just say,
46:42I'm glad you said it.
46:43I was thinking it,
46:44but I'd have said it
46:45if you had thought it.
46:46Her roast was just so,
46:49so incredible.
46:50I died laughing.
46:51So for me,
46:51Belki was like this.
46:53She delivered
46:54and didn't deliver.
46:55But she delivered.
46:56But then, no,
46:57but she did.
46:57Oh, ladies,
46:58I don't know about you,
46:59but I just thought
46:59it would be a good business
47:01to open a hot dog stand
47:02in a sato.
47:02I mean,
47:03I could use a little bench
47:03to climb to the grill.
47:04I think it would work great.
47:05You know,
47:06that's enough.
47:08I've made my decision.
47:10I want to talk to my daughters,
47:11so please bring back
47:12my little clowns.
47:17Ladies,
47:18my decision has been made.
47:26Ruby Knox.
47:29Condragulations,
47:30you are this week's winner.
47:33Finally got that second badge, huh?
47:34Oh, thank you.
47:35Seriously, Mama,
47:36thank you so much.
47:37Oh, my God,
47:37I'm just so, so happy.
47:39You know,
47:39I truly believe
47:40that I share this badge
47:41with my girl, Belki.
47:42Absolutely,
47:42because she was
47:43absolutely magnificent.
47:44But it's such an honor.
47:45Thank you so, so, so,
47:46so much, Mama.
47:47And that second badge
47:48finally came.
47:48It took a while,
47:49but it's here,
47:50and that's all that matters.
47:52What did I tell you?
47:53That I was going to win.
47:55See, darling,
47:56I always get my numbers right.
47:58You should listen to me more.
47:59And today's lesson is,
48:00Ruby Knox won the episode.
48:01That's it.
48:02Period, darling.
48:03Good luck to you, ladies.
48:05I'm your eye.
48:10Go.
48:11Belki,
48:13you are safe.
48:15You may step
48:16to the back of the stage.
48:18Hey!
48:19You slayed, huh?
48:20You're looking all kinds
48:21of sexy and naughty
48:22today, Mama.
48:23Thanks, dude.
48:27Poseidon drag.
48:31I'm sorry, darling,
48:32but tonight you are
48:33up for elimination.
48:36Melody queen.
48:37To really establish yourself
48:39as a comedy queen,
48:40all you're missing
48:41is that final little spark.
48:42Melina Blay.
48:45Melina Blay.
48:46We all know that
48:47the diva looks gorgeous.
48:49The only thing missing
48:50was the climax.
48:51Mmm, that's delicious.
48:54I'll bring it, Mommy.
48:54Melina Blay.
49:05I'm sorry, sweetheart,
49:06but tonight you're
49:07up for elimination.
49:11Melody queen,
49:11you are safe.
49:13You may step
49:13to the back
49:13of the stage.
49:26Today, you'll be
49:26performing the song
49:27Bicinho
49:28by Duda Beat.
49:32Two queens
49:33are standing before me.
49:37This is your last chance
49:38to impress me
49:39and save yourselves
49:41from being eliminated
49:43The only thing
49:49I know for sure
49:50is that I'm staying
49:51no matter what happens.
49:52If I have to step
49:52on her head to win,
49:53I will.
49:55I'm ready.
49:56I'm excited.
49:57I'm prepared.
49:58But at the same time,
49:59there's the tension
49:59of us being here
50:00lip syncing
50:01and there's the nerves
50:01of doing a song you want,
50:03a song you love.
50:06The time has come
50:07to do the lip sync
50:09for your lives
50:12on this show.
50:13Good luck.
50:17And don't
50:18fuck it up.
50:19I'll see you next time.
50:23I'll see you next time.
50:24I'll see you next time.
50:25I'll see you next time.
50:31Oh, bichinho.
50:32Oh, bichinho.
50:44Oh, bichinho.
50:46Oh, bichinho.
50:51Oh, bichinho.
50:52Oh, bichinho.
50:54Oh, bichinho.
51:00Oh, bichinho.
51:01Oh, bichinho.
51:02Oh, bichinho.
51:05I love you.
51:35Wow, what a show.
52:05That was amazing.
52:06Oh, how delicious.
52:07Absolutely delicious.
52:08Girls, what a show.
52:11Ladies, I've made my decision.
52:21Poseidon drag.
52:24Shante, you stay.
52:48Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
52:52I honestly don't have any other words besides thank you, truly.
53:07I guess the diva season has finally come to an end, unfortunately.
53:10Melina Blake.
53:13The diva of Brazil and beyond.
53:18Ladies, Shante, you stay too.
53:25I swear, I only look ugly when I'm crying.
53:49You can cry, honey.
53:50Cry, darling.
53:51Cry all you want.
53:52You're so beautiful.
53:53Thank you, guys.
53:54I'm really happy.
53:55I can't even think right now.
53:56I think my soul just left my body.
53:58I have no damn idea what happened.
54:00But I'm really, really happy.
54:01I just...
54:07Right back at you.
54:08I stayed.
54:09Holy shit.
54:10I can't believe it.
54:11Oh, my God.
54:12Just don't dry your eyes with those nails, for God's sake.
54:15Just one more thing, my amazing top five.
54:18To be truly fierce, just stay true to yourselves.
54:20Did you hear me, daughters?
54:21Now, can I get an H.A. up in here?
54:23Now, let the music play.
54:28Ashe.
54:29Ashe.
54:30Now, let the music play.
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