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00:00.
00:02.
00:04.
00:10Squad Leader Cope here thinks your senior drill instructor's words
00:13weren't wise enough to listen to with his full undivided fucking attention.
00:17He's got all this shit figured out, unlike you pissants.
00:22Since he's already an expert, he's gonna sit this one out.
00:26That's that shit! Get comfortable!
00:30Rest of you asswipes, two at a time, on my bar. Move!
00:45Okay, Apollo wins.
00:47But Rocky comes back, goes 15 rounds, and he kicks his ass because he got cocky.
00:52Damn, dude, get up off my dick.
00:54Seriously, the fuck do you want?
00:55Cut the chitchat, ladies. Up on that bar!
01:00I wanna kick your ass. No fun if you don't hit back.
01:03You talk too much. That's why you can't breathe.
01:06Played on my balls, huh?
01:07Got some advice, college boy.
01:09The second you look down your nose at somebody is when you get crushed.
01:13This isn't prison. That's what you think.
01:16Fall in on the slide for life! Move your stinky ass!
01:25You think you have the balls to lead this squad?
01:27Sir, yes sir!
01:28What you say?
01:29Sir, yes sir!
01:30How you supposed to lead when no one can hear you? What you say?
01:32Sir, yes sir!
01:33Scream it!
01:34Yes sir!
01:35Yes sir!
01:36Yes sir!
01:37Yes sir!
01:38No!
01:39No!
01:40No!
01:41No!
01:42No!
01:43No!
01:44No!
01:45No!
01:46Oh, dammit!
01:48Look at that
02:07Get your feet up!
02:10Get your feet up!
02:15Get your feet up!
02:17I can't do this more.
02:18You just gotta think about something nice.
02:20Like what?
02:22Christmas.
02:29Get your feet up!
02:31Christmas is the worst.
02:33One time my aunt got wasted and called my mom a whore at dinner
02:36and my abuelita had a stroke.
02:38Like an actual stroke.
02:41I don't ask for her.
02:43Drop in the water now.
02:46Let's go!
02:47What the hell is taking you so long?
02:52You better move your tanks together and tell us.
02:55What the shit is taking you so long?
02:58Move it!
03:00Move your little limp dick!
03:02Now hang your bum!
03:06Hey!
03:08Now!
03:09Hey!
03:10Hey!
03:36You redialish.
03:37It's silly, man.
03:53Quit fucking around, Cope!
03:54You're done wasting our time.
03:57Drop in the water.
03:58Sir.
04:00In the water!
04:02Now
04:04Stairway to heaven
04:19Double time
04:20Move it, goddammit
04:24Move it
04:25Fucking loser
04:32Where's your squad?
04:37Squad leader?
04:38I'd say they're dragging their asses, sir
04:39So you thought you'd leave them in the dust
04:41Prance around like you just won the Super Bowl
04:44Sir, this is Cruz leading by example
04:47By example
04:48A leader puts everyone ahead of himself
04:51At all times
04:52You're out as my squad leader
04:55But sir, that wasn't about
04:56The only words out of your mouth are yes, sir
04:59Ten laps around this course
05:02And the drill field
05:03Around the world now
05:04What, sir?
05:05Twenty!
05:06I can do this all damn day
05:07Begin
05:08What's it gonna be, Cope?
05:27Gonna waste our time?
05:29Or show us something
05:59Or show us something
06:30Move your ass or I'll move it for you.
06:37Come on, Cameron.
06:40Sir, this recruits boot laces stuck, sir!
06:44What the fuck are you doing?
06:45Sir, this recruit volunteers to help, sir!
06:47Help yourself to just begin!
07:00Come on.
07:30Oh, my God.
08:00If there are no faggots in my Marine Corps, then why are you still here?
08:14Stop.
08:19You. Your squad leader.
08:22Sir, yes, sir. Next obstacle.
08:27Let's go!
08:30Pick it up!
08:33Let's go!
08:35Let's go!
08:37Let's go!
08:39Let's go!
08:41Let's go!
08:43Let's go!
08:45Let's go!
08:47Let's go!
08:49Let's go!
08:51Let's go!
08:53Let's go!
08:54Let's go!
08:55Let's go!
08:56Let's go!
08:57Let's go!
09:00Let's go!
09:01Let's go!
09:03Let's go!
09:13Thumbs away, Barcelona!
09:16Dear Lord.
09:32Ow, ow, ow.
09:46Comrades, behold.
10:05That is the biggest, most beautiful deuce I've ever seen.
10:14Ten out of ten.
10:16I'm calling it.
10:17Coke just won the Brown Bomber Challenge.
10:20He gets an hoorah for his pooh-rah.
10:22Let's hear it, boys!
10:23Hoorah!
10:44By your leave, sir.
10:51Ow.
10:54Ow.
10:59Oh, my God.
11:02How?
11:03That's not good.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:21How?
11:22It's not good.
11:23I think I'm too skinny, so they don't yell at me for having extra food.
11:27But you missed it.
11:29I won the Brown Bomber Challenge.
11:31Yeah.
11:32Never thought taking a dump would be the highlight of my week, but...
11:35You ever think you made a mistake coming here?
11:48Yes.
11:50All I want to do right now is just talk to my folks.
11:55You can write them.
11:58They don't know I'm here.
12:00They think I'm in Angola building schools for the summer.
12:08I know.
12:09But you don't know my folks.
12:11My mama will slap the black off my ass when she finds out I signed up with the Marines.
12:15Why?
12:16Why would they be mad?
12:17Up till 30 years ago, it wasn't even legal for a black guy to be training with white dudes.
12:21The way they see it, military is just another institution of oppression.
12:30I get it.
12:31I just...
12:32I see it different.
12:35Fight for change my own way.
12:39But of all the things you can do...
12:42Why?
12:42The Marines?
12:43Yeah.
12:43All right, but don't laugh.
12:48I'm serious.
12:49Okay.
12:52Jesse Jackson.
12:54First black man to be a serious candidate for president.
12:57Right?
12:59But see, Jesse, he had no military experience.
13:02And people are going to look at me the same way they looked at him.
13:06Trying to find any little thing they can to show I'm not good enough.
13:11Not American enough.
13:15Shit.
13:16What's more patriotic than a U.S. Marine?
13:19So you want to be president?
13:22Man, I told you not to laugh.
13:27Well, your parents sound like good people.
13:33Like they care about you.
13:34Yeah, they'd want to know where you are.
13:38You know what my mom said when I told her I was going to boot camp?
13:42Don't forget the milk.
13:46I wasn't going to write her either.
13:49But then, I don't know.
13:52I feel like I needed to send something.
13:54She's your mom.
13:58Oh, yeah.
13:58So...
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