00:28Transcription by CastingWords
00:30Hold up. Happy hunting?
00:32Let's all just try and stay calm.
00:34Your dad just suggests we try to kill each other?
00:36Of course not. That's ridiculous.
00:38Our dad was a lot of things, but not whatever you call someone that would encourage murder.
00:43Is there a word for that?
00:44You're his sons. You must have seen that tape before now.
00:47It was encrypted.
00:48Yeah, yeah, it was encrypted.
00:50It really was encrypted, right?
00:51Yes.
00:52Are we supposed to just believe that?
00:53What if they just served us poison soup?
00:56I can't get food poisoning. I have a scene on Monday.
00:58It's not food poisoning, you moron. It's actual poisoning.
01:02Fuck you.
01:03Fuck you.
01:03No one's poisoned, and no one's getting murdered.
01:09My father had an extremely weird sense of humor.
01:12Let's just take the temperature down a few degrees, okay?
01:14Wait.
01:15What was that that he was saying about all of you blackmailing him?
01:23Well, obviously that's a lie.
01:25Well, at least for me.
01:27Why would I have to blackmail anyone?
01:30My family is worth billions.
01:32I'm not exactly hurting for money, either.
01:35Me neither.
01:36Yeah, I get paid by the scene,
01:37and I've done literally thousands of scenes.
01:40They have a point.
01:41Maybe this is just Dad's way of messing with us.
01:44All right.
01:45Messing with us from beyond the grave
01:46is definitely something he would do.
01:48All right.
01:49I don't know about the rest of you,
01:50but this is not the kind of game I like to play.
01:52So I'm going to get back to my room,
01:54grab my things,
01:55and get the hell out of here.
01:57Same.
01:58Whoa, hold on.
02:00Before we split up,
02:01I'd like to get my car keys back.
02:02Yeah, yeah, I like that idea.
02:04All right.
02:07What the hell?
02:08Where are our keys?
02:10And our phones?
02:11They should be here.
02:12Jacques's always been so meticulous.
02:14Where is Jacques?
02:15Why wasn't he helping out at dinner?
02:17He's kind of gone missing.
02:19Oh, well, that's not at all suspicious.
02:21Okay, man.
02:22You're going to need to chill, all right?
02:23You're a little intense.
02:25Intense?
02:25Your dad wants us to kill each other.
02:27What'd you do with our phones?
02:28I didn't do anything.
02:30They were here when I last opened the safe.
02:35Wi-Fi's down.
02:36I can't email anyone.
02:38Did you have something to do with this?
02:40Fuck no, man.
02:41I don't even know the combination,
02:42let alone how to de-wi-fi a place.
02:44Well, who knows the combination?
02:46Me and Jacques.
02:49Jacques.
02:50Is that the French guy who parked our car?
02:52Yeah, that's him.
02:53Wait, how do you know his name?
02:55I tend to talk to the help like they're actual people.
02:57You should try it sometime.
02:58Bitch, you don't know anything about me.
03:00You have a leaked sex tape.
03:01I've seen your gaping hole.
03:02I know a little bit about you, demon twink.
03:04Whoa, whoa.
03:05Can you just call Jacques?
03:06I leave my phone in there with everyone else's.
03:08Mine's as gone as the rest of yours.
03:10Mine too.
03:11Your fucking valet probably took all of our keys hoping that we would all kill each other
03:16so that he could take all the money.
03:17No, man, that's crazy.
03:18Jacques wouldn't do that.
03:19And why the fuck would we believe you?
03:21Well, back off, dude.
03:23All right, gentlemen.
03:24Moods are a little tense right now.
03:26Well, I think the best thing to do for all of us would be to go back to our rooms,
03:31lock
03:31the doors, and reconvene in the morning.
03:33What do you say?
03:35Yeah, I mean, that sounds like the safest plan.
03:47How are you feeling?
03:49Freaked out.
03:50Aren't you?
03:50I'd be lying if I said no.
03:52Can I ride you for a little bit?
03:54That always calms me down.
03:55Awww.
03:58Many journalists are calling the bloodiest day in Kardashian history.
04:02In other news, you either love him or you love to hate him,
04:06Baron Hemmings is once again stealing focus from the rest of his famous family.
04:11The socialite who turned heads with his leaked sex tape
04:15took part in a revealing photo shoot in Derriere magazine,
04:19and we have an exclusive look at the first set of photos.
04:27Hello.
04:36Hello.
04:42Hello.
04:53Yeah, you seemed a little on edge I was worried you were gonna take our host's head off back there
04:59Narcissism is kind of my trigger and that blonde one is a big ol' nars
05:02But if narcissism is your trigger, doesn't that make it kind of hard to navigate the world of male modeling?
05:08Oh, believe me, there are plenty of self-centered assholes in that industry
05:13A lot of them threaten to end my career
05:16Try looking for them now
05:18Someone's got a dark side
05:19No darker than yours, Bruce
05:24Batman Returns
05:25Oh, he knows his movies
05:27So, you wanted some company?
05:30I did
05:32Especially one with the body of an Olympic athlete
05:48I owe you an apology
05:50Go on
05:51I didn't mean to throw you under the bus at dinner back there
05:54I shouldn't have said that in front of every
05:58I brought my meal prep with me
06:01I needed a slice of chicken, lean protein
06:05Okay
06:06Right on
06:10So
06:12Do you really not remember hooking up with me at Nico's' orgy?
06:16Of course I remember
06:20Good
06:45Barrett
06:47Barrett
06:48Barrett
06:49Barrett
06:58Ups
07:02Do you remember it?
07:10Didn't want to relief
07:11Do you remember that?
07:13What is he said?
07:16Huh.
07:20Now I need a drink.
07:34Hello?
07:38Who is that?
07:53I heard screaming.
07:54That would be me.
07:57Oh my god.
07:59Shock.
08:02Is he dead?
08:03Yup.
08:04I found him like this.
08:05That's convenient.
08:06Excuse me?
08:07I mean, I'm just saying. Was anyone else here when he found the body?
08:10I didn't do this.
08:11Why were you out here? We all said we were going to stay in our rooms.
08:14I wanted a drink. Sue me.
08:16Why are you all out here? What's going on?
08:18Oh.
08:19Alistair, give me a hand.
08:21We're going to put him in room 7 and crank up the AC.
08:24Whoa, hang on. This is a crime scene now.
08:26Yeah, you can't just touch a dead body. There are fingerprints.
08:29Fingerprints!
08:29Yes, and evidence!
08:31Everyone shut up and listen!
08:32Okay.
08:34It's Friday night.
08:36More guests and staff arrive Monday morning.
08:39Until then, we are alone in the middle of a desert with no way to get in touch with anyone
08:44or get out of here.
08:47I don't know about you, but I don't think it's a good idea to leave a dead body out to
08:52fester in the summer sun for a whole weekend.
08:55So, we're going to put him in the room, make it as cold as possible, and the second someone gets
09:02here Monday morning, I will call the police.
09:04Okay?
09:07Alright?
09:12Is it weird to put him on the bed?
09:14You want to put him on the floor? That seems mean.
09:18Yeah. Good point.
09:23Man.
09:29Okay, guys. Let's all go back to our rooms, lock the doors.
09:34We'll all meet back up tomorrow for breakfast at 8am.
09:38Sorry to interrupt. It's just, I'm kind of a late sleeper.
09:41Is there any way that we can...
09:49Okay, 8 sounds good.
10:19Yeah, I did a lot.
10:20Like, I'm just getting down here.
10:21I was going to be quite a bit of a wier.
10:21I'm going to take a break.
10:22I was cooking.
10:22You're going to take a break.
10:23I was cooking.
10:23I'm going to get some out of my food.
10:23I'm about to get a break.
10:24I was like, I'm trying to get some out of your food.
10:25I'm just going to take a break.
10:25I'm going to wait a bit.
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