00:01Sir, this recruit learned it in the Air Force, sir!
00:03Do you think the Air Force is better than the Marine Corps recruits?
00:06Sir, no, sir!
00:10What the hell is that?
00:13Is that a bento box?
00:14Well, he says he learned it in the Air Force drill instructor.
00:17How the fuck do you have a name like that with a face like this?
00:20Actually, spare me that filthy story.
00:23From now on, your name is Bento.
00:25You got that, recruit Bento?
00:26Sir, yes, sir!
00:30Get your ass off me!
00:37Have you seen your brother?
00:48Mm-mm.
00:53Where did he say he was going?
00:56Going to boot camp.
00:57Benji, turn it down!
01:01No, I'm just a wee bit behind this one, but the check is in the mail.
01:04What is that?
01:06Like, a club?
01:07It's the Marines, I told you.
01:09And I'm leaving today with Ray.
01:10So, when will he be home?
01:12I don't know.
01:13Maybe never.
01:14Oh, my God, he's always so dramatic.
01:16Fine.
01:16Just stop for milk.
01:18Skim.
01:19Or 1% if they have it.
01:21This is Recruit Cook.
01:29I have arrived safely at Parris Island.
01:44Please do not send any food or bulky items to me in the mail.
01:47I will contact you in 7 to 9 days by letter with my new address.
01:50Thank you for your support.
01:51Goodbye for now.
01:52Goodbye for now.
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02:11Goodbye for now.
02:22What the fuck are you looking at, faggot?
02:52Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What's wrong? I made a mistake. I have to get out of here. This is not like summer camp. This is just like everywhere else, but it's worse.
03:09Dude, you gotta chill out. It's... it is just the first day. It is... it is day one.
03:16I've only been here for one day.
03:20Cam. Okay, it's always harder to start for everybody and not just you. At least you don't have a racist breathing down your neck.
03:31Yeah. I am surprised Nox knows what a bento box is.
03:36Look, I told you it was gonna be rough. Yeah, but I thought that you meant like mud and some bug bites and wearing the same underwear two days in a row.
03:45Man, there are no stalls in the bathroom. Isn't that illegal? How am I supposed to poop?
03:50Didn't you watch Full Metal Jacket like I said? I was going to and then there was a Golden Girls Marathon on.
03:56I know. I'm such a rose.
03:59You just gotta keep going.
04:01You just gotta keep going.
04:02You just gotta keep going.
04:03I don't know. It's just too strong.
04:09I don't know. I don't know. Oh yeah.
04:13You don't know. It's just too strong.
04:17I don't know.
04:22Lies! Lies! Move your ass!
04:24I don't like it! I don't like it!
04:26I don't like it!
04:28Let's go! Right now, you shit!
04:30I'm the fucking man!
04:32Holy shit, Ochoa! Don't you point your little pocket pistol at me!
04:35No one wants to know about your nasty, dirty dreams!
04:38Wake up, pecker ones!
04:40Room is, ladies!
04:42Four minutes to shit and shade!
04:44We're pretty assholes!
04:46Let's go!
04:48Give me a shaving cream.
04:50I thought we weren't supposed to know each other.
04:52Doesn't matter.
04:54After the string test,
04:56you'll be gone.
05:02Faster! Faster! I'm waiting on you!
05:04Move it!
05:06Fuck.
05:12What's the matter?
05:14You got sensitive skin.
05:16I got my skin.
05:20Why the fuck aren't you moving faster?
05:22I'm going to PP every last fucking one of you!
05:24Move it, ladies!
05:26Is that how they shave on your planet?
05:30Like that?
05:31What?
05:32Things get bad?
05:34Like that.
05:36Like that.
05:37What?
05:38Things get bad?
05:40Like that.
05:42Like that.
05:43What?
05:44Things get bad?
05:48Like that.
05:49Today, you will take my initial strength test.
05:52Only those who pass my tests will remain in my platoon.
05:54Fall out!
05:56Faster, move this way!
05:58Air Force, huh?
05:59Air Force, huh?
06:00So what are you doing here?
06:01Air Force, it's too easy.
06:02Used to know this kid in my old neighborhood.
06:04Family on his shitty diner, we had to do everything perfect.
06:11Neat rage, sports,
06:18younger people!
06:24I used to know this kid in my old neighborhood.
06:26Family-owned shitty diner.
06:29He had to do everything perfect.
06:31Grades, sports, fucking top of the class and shit.
06:34Night before he's supposed to go to college.
06:36Burns down the diner with his parents inside.
06:39No shit, swear to God.
06:41Why are you telling me this?
06:45You remind me of him.
06:47Dude, our honeymoon?
06:50Non-stop.
06:52Like, do not disturb.
06:54You know what I mean?
06:56Yeah.
06:57What about you?
06:58Got a girl?
07:00She dumped me.
07:02I think maybe...
07:04She's a communist.
07:07I see what you got, Bento.
07:10I see moving!
07:11Quit sounding gagging!
07:13Nobody wants this!
07:15I ain't tired yet!
07:16You tired?
07:17What? You on a speed race?
07:22What was that?
07:23It's my twin brother.
07:25Every man in my family has joined the Marines since the Civil War.
07:29And I'm not gonna be the one to break tradition.
07:33We got this.
07:34Right?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Totally.
07:39But hey.
07:40What did McKinnon mean?
07:42Only those who pass remain.
07:44You gotta pass or you get dropped.
07:46They saved the hardest test for the last two.
07:48After the run?
07:49It's pull-ups.
07:50You gotta do three.
07:51Or you're out.
07:52Out?
07:53Yeah.
07:54Really?
07:55Uh-huh.
07:56Think all you have to do is not do three pull-ups?
07:58Eighteen!
07:59Nineteen!
08:00All right.
08:01Put your dicks away.
08:02You got this.
08:03No, I don't, Ray.
08:05I told you I made a mistake.
08:07This is my chance.
08:08Your chance to what?
08:09Let's go, ladies.
08:10Give me three or you're out of my platoon.
08:11Move.
08:12Hurry up!
08:13Oh, I don't.
08:14Hurry up!
08:15Oh, I don't.
08:16I don't.
08:17Ray.
08:18I told you I made a mistake.
08:19This is my chance.
08:20Your chance to what?
08:21Let's go, ladies.
08:22Get me three or you're out of my platoon.
08:23Move!
08:24Hurry up!
08:26Let's go, ladies. Give me three or you're on my platoon.
08:29Move.
08:34Hurry up!
08:40Shut up, recruits! Give this recruit a chance to get up there!
08:44Get up on that bar, you fat piece of shit.
08:52Go!
08:56Come on. Get up!
09:10Come on! Let's go, Cam!
09:17Come on! Come on, Cam!
09:20Yes! Yes, Cam!
09:22Cam, you got this!
09:24Is that all you pussies got?!
09:26You got this, Cam!
09:27I can't do it, man!
09:32Come on, Cam! One more!
09:33Peck your bags, daddy!
09:35One more!
09:36Hey!
09:37Come on!
09:38Come on!
09:43Hey!
09:44Nobody's packing bags, okay?
09:47One more!
09:48You're not going home!
09:49I can't do it, man!
09:51You can!
09:52I can't!
09:53Together!
09:54Okay?
09:55Ready?
09:56Let's go!
09:57Yes!
09:58Yes!
09:59Come on!
10:00Come on!
10:01Yes!
10:02Yes!
10:03Let's go!
10:04Yes!
10:05One more, Cam!
10:07Let's go!
10:08Come on!
10:09Come on!
10:10Come on!
10:27Listen up!
10:29In my Marine Corps, we do not scream like little girls at the beach.
10:33Hooray!
10:34We do not say hooray!
10:35Hooray!
10:36Hooray!
10:37Hooray!
10:38Hooray!
10:39Now let me hear it!
10:40Hooray!
10:41Again!
10:42Hooray!
10:43Out-fucking-standing!
10:45All right!
10:46Now let them hear it!
10:47Hooray!
10:48Hooray!
10:49Hooray!
10:50Hooray!
10:51Hooray!
10:52Hooray!
10:53Hooray!
10:54Hooray!
10:55Hooray!
10:56The Marines bring out the best in you.
10:57It's not gonna be easy.
10:58But it'll be worth it.
11:00What do you say, kid?
11:03Are you the recruiter who took my son?
11:05I'm sorry, ma'am.
11:06You're just gonna have to...
11:07I wanna know who's responsible for stealing my child.
11:09I'm gonna speak to that person.
11:11I'll be with you in just a minute.
11:14Now.
11:15Right here?
11:17Oh, yeah, right.
11:19He'll send you to college.
11:20Just give him your life.
11:22Ma'am?
11:23Your schtick does not work on me, sweetheart, okay?
11:26I'm in sales, too.
11:27So don't tell me that you're just looking for a few good men.
11:30You're filling quotas.
11:32These aren't boys to you.
11:33They're numbers.
11:34Cannon fodder for whenever this country needs a good distraction.
11:38Well, they are people's sons.
11:40My son.
11:42My favorite son.
11:43And you've just taken him from me.
11:51What's your son's name, ma'am?
11:52Cameron Cope.
11:54Cope.
11:55Cope.
11:56And he's too small and too weak to be of any use to the military.
12:00Oh.
12:01Yeah.
12:03Yeah, I remember now.
12:05Said he wanted a change.
12:07A change?
12:08Why?
12:09What change?
12:10No.
12:11No, no, no.
12:12I don't think so.
12:13I know.
12:14I resent that.
12:15That has something to do with...
12:17Well, believe me, I get your concerns.
12:21But I saw something in your son.
12:24A determination.
12:26See now where he gets his, uh, tenacity from.
12:30Mrs. Cope.
12:32Ms. Cope.
12:33Mr. Cope.
12:34Mr. Cope.
12:37Oh.
12:40Well.
12:42You're right.
12:45I got a quota to fill.
12:46You got all kinds of kids.
12:48Delinquents.
12:49Junkies.
12:50Fat bodies.
12:51Jerkoffs.
12:52Excuse my language.
12:53Some really screwed up cases you wouldn't believe.
12:55Should I wait outside, or...?
12:57But your son was different.
12:59He had what we were looking for because someone
13:01had already given it to him.
13:04Only the best mothers can make Marines.
13:13I can, uh...
13:14I'll come back.
13:15Sure.
13:16Come on.
13:17Take one of these.
13:18Now we feeling better?
13:19Are you sure my son is in good hands?
13:22He is having the time of his life.
13:25We got a busy day, asshole!
13:27For the Christmas day, she deserves a bubble bath!
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