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04:17I was arrested once for protesting a building being constructed on land that was home to a flock of endangered
04:23birds.
04:24And I did do jail time. Huh. Meanwhile, you could have killed someone and got off scot-free.
04:31Must be nice to be part of the 1%.
04:38What kind of building? What kind of building were you protesting? What did you get arrested for?
04:59The 2nd? What if you would have done this, what do you think? Who are you looking at?
05:25You could have done that. What do you think? What do you think?
05:26Uh, I could use the endorphin hit, for sure.
05:29Alright, um, if everyone likes the idea, I guess we can all go our separate ways for now.
05:35But, let's all agree to be here for lunch.
05:38And then when it starts getting dark, we can all lock ourselves in a room, since that kept...
05:42...most of us safe.
05:50Babe, wanna come with me to the sauna?
05:52I could stand to sweat out some of this tension.
05:54The desert in summer isn't hot enough.
05:57Babe, you know me. You know I run cold.
06:01Well, I don't, so I think I'm gonna dip in the pool.
06:06Wanna join me after your sweat session?
06:08Sounds good.
06:20I'm gonna bench. You wanna spot me?
06:23Sure.
06:31Actually, you know, I think I'm good.
06:35I don't need a thought.
06:36You sure? I don't mind.
06:38Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.
06:40Okay.
06:41Well, I do have to do chess, too.
06:44So, um, I'll get to it and then I'll work in with you.
06:47You know what?
06:48Just go for it.
06:49I should do legs anyway.
06:51For...
06:53Snowboarding.
06:54It's the summer.
06:55Yes.
06:57Yes, it is.
06:58Are you worried that I'm gonna try to kill you by dropping this bar on your neck?
07:02I'd be.
07:08You weren't so worried when I was going down on you last night.
07:11That was before we saw a dead body.
07:13Plus, you're a little...
07:16Scary.
07:19Fine.
07:20You know what?
07:21You two, enjoy yourselves.
07:23I'm gonna go back to my room.
07:26Sit.
07:48I totally agree with you.
07:48All right?
07:48Go tackles.
08:00Hey.
08:00Jesus.
08:02Sorry.
08:02Didn't mean to scare you.
08:04Of course.
08:05What reason would I have to be scared besides a killer roaming among us?
08:11Good point.
08:13Mind if I join you?
08:15As you can see, I'm not hiding any weapons.
08:20Well, I haven't done a full cavity search.
08:28It's Eric, right?
08:30That's right.
08:31Ryan.
08:32You got it.
08:35So I have to ask you, dating a porn icon, what is that like?
08:40Has it reached icon status already?
08:43I guess it depends on your definition.
08:46It's not easy.
08:48Why is that?
08:50He's been with so many guys.
08:52All with perfect bodies, and perfect faces, and perfect dicks.
08:59You have all three of those.
09:01Look who's talking.
09:02Oh, come on.
09:03I'm serious.
09:05Wait.
09:06Do you not know how hot you are?
09:09You think I'm hot?
09:09I think anyone not in need of corrective lenses thinks you're hot.
09:14The only one's ever said that to me before.
09:16There's no way that is true.
09:18I am always the guy in the suit at the edge of the photo, if I'm in it at all.
09:24I'm actually not used to getting any attention.
09:27Well, you got my attention.
09:33There must be some part of your job that you like.
09:37Sure.
09:38But I'd definitely love some more stability.
09:41It's not a stable gig?
09:44No.
09:45Being a publicist is about as violently unstable as it comes, to be honest.
09:50Really?
09:51Yeah.
09:53One day you think you're going to rep the perfect client, and all your bills and student loan
10:00payments will go away.
10:04And the next day it all comes crashing down.
10:07Sounds like Nico's inheritance would really benefit you.
10:10I think it would benefit any of us.
10:15So, you and Jesse, are you open?
10:36Oh, hey there.
10:38Felt like sweating out some tension too, huh?
10:43Oh, I love a good sauna.
10:45I always get so, um, horny.
10:49Makes me think of all the videos I like to watch.
10:53You've heard a few of them.
10:57Well, I don't know about you, but I could, um, I could really use a blowjob right about now.
11:04What do you say?
11:06Want to swap?
11:08Oh, okay.
11:09I guess you're going first.
11:19Oh, come on.
11:20Why does this keep happening to me?
11:22What happened?
11:24We heard a scream.
11:25Again, that would be me.
11:26What's going on?
11:27Was there another murder?
11:30I'm sorry, Eric.
11:32It's Jesse.
11:33He's dead.
11:35Is everything okay?
11:37The boyfriend was murdered.
11:40What?
11:41Oh, my God.
11:42I'm so sorry.
11:42Where were you?
11:45Why are you interrogating me?
11:46I just fucking got here.
11:47Let's not start with the accusations, Jesse.
11:49Well, I would very much like to know where Liam was.
11:52In my room.
11:53Did anyone see him going to his room?
11:55Wait, wait, wait.
11:56Who found the body?
11:56I did.
11:57Again?
11:58Well, Cassidy and I were lifting weights.
12:00So you were in your room doing what, exactly?
12:03You're seriously pointing fingers at me when when Paris Hilton over here happened to be
12:07alone when he found a dead body?
12:08Twice?
12:09Yeah.
12:09That is a little suspicious.
12:11Okay, please.
12:11If I wanted someone dead, I wouldn't kill them myself.
12:14I'd hire someone to do it for me.
12:16That doesn't make you sound less suspicious.
12:18Guys, this is pointless.
12:20And besides, we have another dead body we have to deal with.
12:23Alistair, help me?
12:26Excuse me.
12:52Eric, can we do anything for you?
12:55Yes, you can, actually.
12:58You can take this guy and tie his murdering ass up until the police come.
13:03Why are you so convinced it was me?
13:04You have no alibi.
13:06Neither do you.
13:07Look, I drove in with you and Jesse and I got some majorly weird vibes from you.
13:12Maybe you brought him here to kill him.
13:15Hey, that's enough.
13:18If we start throwing accusations left and right, this will turn into the Lord of the Flies
13:21real fast.
13:23Only two people have died.
13:26Let's just keep it that way, okay?
13:36Okay.
13:37Three people.
13:38Three people.
13:39Three people.
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