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00:21Just leave your room keys at the door.
00:24Happy Thursday everyone.
00:26So on a recent podcast, former first lady Michelle Obama complained about the time Ellen
00:30DeGeneres challenged her to a push-up contest.
00:34Michelle found it oddly uncomfortable since Ellen insisted on laying underneath her.
00:41But she's a lesbian.
00:44Speaking of, Michelle also admitted on the podcast that she fights with her husband over
00:49the thermostat.
00:52She wants it at 70 degrees while he wants it up his butt.
01:01According to a new book, Joe Biden brought in famed director Steven Spielberg to help
01:06with his campaign.
01:08They called the operation saving Dianne Biden.
01:14According to the same book, Kamala Harris's campaign team held a fake cocktail party without
01:19alcohol so she could work on her social skills without a drink in her hand.
01:26But she showed them and brought her trusty beer helmet.
01:30Good for her.
01:33Don't let him change you, Kamala.
01:36While arguing about a deported illegal criminal, Eric Swalwell warned Kristi Noem that he has
01:41a **** detector, which he obviously hadn't purchased until after he banged that Chinese
01:48spy.
01:52Speaking of, according to a new report, Chinese spies have infiltrated Stanford University.
01:58This became very apparent when all the graduation gowns showed up neatly folded and pressed.
02:09Oscar winning actress Halle Berry says she doesn't know if a woman should ever play James
02:13Bond.
02:14After all, women already have a license to kill.
02:17It's called a driver's license.
02:20Yeah, I don't want you to be alone.
02:29The first great white shark of the season was spotted off Montauk in New York.
02:35Officials warned swimmers to beware of the shark and warned sharks to beware of Joy Behar.
02:42And finally, did you see President Trump's visit to the Middle East?
02:47I know.
02:48Holy cow.
02:49I haven't seen that many men in dresses since the WNBA draft.
02:53All right.
02:58That was a good little run there.
03:01All right.
03:02So did you hear egg prices have dropped big time and not just eggs, but groceries overall?
03:08It's the biggest drop in five years.
03:11If you don't count Joe Biden's testicles, but you want to see how CNN reports it.
03:17Here's their headline.
03:18Quote, Trump's egg price fiction has suddenly become reality.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Trump's fiction.
03:24Now reality.
03:25Meaning when Trump turns out to be right, it's only because reality caught up to his
03:30lies and CNN ease.
03:33That headline translates as you may be right, but he's still evil.
03:38Next they'll say egg prices have dropped, but that's bad for trans chickens.
03:46You know they're trans because they tuck their McNuggets.
03:53So remember the I word inflation?
03:55Yeah.
03:56Neither does the media because it no longer works for them.
04:00And what about the stock market?
04:02The media had investors stepping out on a ledge and not just to drop a water balloon
04:06on the homeless guy below.
04:10Tariffs were supposed to cause such an economic collapse that it convinced me to stop paying
04:14my riders.
04:17And what of the assertion that Trump would be a laughing stock on the global stage?
04:22Have you seen what's going on in the Middle East?
04:24They're giving him jets as a housewarming gift.
04:28Oh, Biden wasn't even worth a barf bag and an extra bag of sun chips.
04:35You know, it's weird how we're always right and the media is always wrong.
04:40If this were a marriage, they'd be the husband.
04:50But Americans are sick of it.
04:52A recent poll found that 49% of voters think media bias is getting worse compared to just
04:5811% who see it getting better.
05:00Meanwhile, 44% of voters agree with this statement.
05:04No matter how much you hate the media, it's not enough.
05:08You know, I have that same feeling, but it's for sharing an elevator with Brit Hume after
05:13he's had his sardine smoothie.
05:15Don't knock it, Greg.
05:17It's good.
05:18It's good.
05:19It's good for the prostate.
05:20We've got to get really good for the prostate.
05:24Put it down.
05:25My throat comes out great.
05:27But that's not just losing trust.
05:29That's burning down an entire industry and peeing on the ashes.
05:33This hatred is bipartisan, not just Trump bros and monster trucks playing Kid Rock at
05:38max volume.
05:39We're talking independence, centrist, even bored libs who keep getting let down because
05:44they're being led down the path of defeat.
05:47So it raises a new question.
05:49If we're tired of the media's lies, why aren't they tired of it too?
05:53I mean, I can understand a liar continuing to lie if it pays off.
05:58That's how I talk my way past the height restrictions on most roller coasters.
06:05But what if the filter you use keeps predicting the wrong outcome?
06:09When you get tired of that, when you go back to the drawing board, when you see that it
06:13doesn't work anymore, it's like when I realized I can't keep firing my secretaries when they
06:18won't date me.
06:20Again, it's one thing to make millions selling swampland in Florida, but it's another thing
06:25to try to sell swampland.
06:27And it's you who ends up in the moss and the mud.
06:30The grift isn't just not working out on us.
06:33It's not working for them either.
06:35And surely by now, the media and Dems have heard enough of the criticism.
06:39They're out of ideas.
06:40They're too woke, too disconnected from voters.
06:43But it's clear they still ignore it because they haven't changed.
06:46But what they can't ignore is that the filter they're using to perceive reality predicts
06:51nothing except defeat in misery.
06:54Think of the mindset that led them to embrace the Maryland dad, that led them to think men
06:59could play in women's sports, that led them to think this corpse was conscious or this
07:04clown could win.
07:07Their mindset led them to think parents would accept tampons in boys' bathrooms and drag
07:11queens in school libraries.
07:14I could go on, but then I would be late for my pole dancing class.
07:23It reduces stress.
07:24I mean, imagine if you were a gambler and you had this system that picked horses, but
07:29every single time you lost, wouldn't you dump your betting strategy or at the very least
07:34pick up a healthier habit like meth?
07:37When your frame of reference leads to defeat at every turn, shouldn't you lose that frame
07:42of reference?
07:44You think they would, but so far they won't.
07:47When it comes to self-reflection, the media is less curious than Elton John around a stack
07:52of Playboys.
07:53Let's welcome tonight's guest.
07:54Audiences root for him to get off the stage.
07:55Writer and comedian Joe DeVito.
07:56She's got talking points and hollow points.
07:57Fox News contributor and editor for Town Hall, Katie Babbitt.
07:58She may be cheerful, but she'll give you an earful.
07:59Outnumbered co-host, Emmy Campagno.
08:00And the Statue of Liberty looks up to him.
08:27New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and former NBA world champion, Tyron.
08:34Joe, now that egg prices are dropping, will you finally afford breakfast or lunch or whatever
08:43you eat?
08:44Yes.
08:45Well, I'm still glad I had my eggs frozen a couple of years ago.
08:47It was like the right call.
08:50I'm tempted to get Jake Tapper's book just so I can read, acting like it's a revelation
08:55for them to admit to the things we've been saying for four years.
08:58Yes.
08:59It didn't take investigative journalism to know that Joe Biden was a zucchini this whole
09:02time.
09:03Yeah.
09:04And they, it's just, they didn't just lie.
09:08They insulted us.
09:09They said, do you remember deep fakes?
09:10Yes.
09:11They said, oh, this wasn't what you were actually seeing.
09:14You weren't actually seeing a president who needed to be airlifted onto the plane.
09:17Yeah.
09:18So yeah, I think it's crazy that they have squandered that the news media's job is to
09:23tell the truth.
09:24Yeah.
09:25And instead of doing that, they've got nothing left, you know, and they, they talked about
09:28some of the videos we mentioned.
09:30Did Steven Spielberg help with his 32nd promo that he did for his campaign that had 45 edits
09:36in it where he was like, make my day.
09:39I'll do the, like he, he was so clearly incompetent and I just think, um, I don't know what they're
09:46going to do now.
09:47Yeah.
09:48I don't know what they're going to do because how do you come back from saying, I know we're
09:50supposed to tell the truth, but we lied this time.
09:52We lied this time.
09:53Joe Scarborough said, I wouldn't lie to you when he cursed at you and you have to look
09:57at them and say, is he an idiot?
09:58Is he a liar?
09:59I say, why choose?
10:00Why put limits on the man?
10:02And he can be both.
10:03Yes, he can be both.
10:05You know, uh, Katie, the thing that, that gets me is like, we can give all this constructive
10:09criticism to the media.
10:11They're, they're not going to take it.
10:13So why don't they just look at the outcomes from their filter?
10:17If you wake up every morning expecting like a Trump failure and it's not there, there's
10:22something wrong with your filter.
10:24Maybe you should change the filter.
10:25But first, Greg, I'm glad to see that you have a new hobby and it's very concerned that
10:29you don't have enough to do.
10:30So I'm glad pole dancing is now taking your time.
10:34That's a great question.
10:36And it's because they are insulated still.
10:38They're not willing to actually get out and learn and take some responsibility.
10:43And they're so narcissistic that they're not willing to say that they were wrong because
10:47now there's money to be made.
10:48So the same people who were yelling at Laura Trump in the 2020 election that Joe Biden
10:54was just had a stutter, there wasn't a incompetence issue there.
10:58And then now you fast forward five years and now there's money to be made on a shameless
11:02book.
11:03And it's because they all do this for each other.
11:05You know, they, they scratch each other's back and they are in this isolationist bubble
11:09where they really can't come to the terms of just admitting they were wrong.
11:12And so this has a diminishing returns, right?
11:14At some point, the circle becomes smaller because some people will leave and they'll
11:19have to find something else to do, but they're just not willing to admit it.
11:21And they're around all the same people with no differing ideology all the time.
11:26So that's why it continues.
11:27Yeah.
11:28You know what, Emily, you're a very happy person.
11:31You're very bubbly.
11:33You light up a room like an arsonist when, okay, so I, I'm, I'm stuck on this, the way
11:42they view things and how it's always wrong.
11:45That has to correlate with the fact that all of these Democrats look so miserable.
11:52Imagine getting up and your arch nemesis is always winning and you have to wake up like
11:57a competing cheerleader.
11:59It's like always besting you.
12:01And you're like, I hate this person every day.
12:04That person wins.
12:05Isn't it time for you to say, okay, I got to let this go.
12:09Well, the graceful person would, the afterschool special main character in me would say it
12:13only ends with death.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Look, Katie's absolutely right.
12:16It's, it's the insular nature.
12:18And I think what you're describing it, it's so baked in, it's literally impossible for
12:22them to extricate themselves from it.
12:24It's like learning that someone's, you know, behavior, their depression, Oh, it was a chemical
12:28imbalance.
12:29Like there was nothing they could do to actually get over it, to click out of the emperor's
12:33new clothes.
12:34And the fact that in this, this machine of media, that this person goes to the producer
12:39and says, I'm going to phrase the headline this way.
12:41And then they say, Oh yeah, sure.
12:42It signed off on by a million people.
12:45There is zero common sense.
12:46There's zero auditing happening.
12:48That's from an outside source.
12:5049% as you said, of people thinking that the media is dying, right?
12:54That they hate it.
12:55It reminds me of the wicked witch dying slowly that we are watching it.
12:59We're watching it in real time.
13:00But what happens next, right?
13:03We're seeing the rise of the independent journalists, people who actually ask questions and podcasts
13:06and, and the like, but there is still this, this, um, industry.
13:12And so I don't know where it all goes, but I think it's up to the advertising dollars
13:16and it's up to the network heads to shut that down.
13:20I think this, this Biden stuff is big and it's going to get bigger and the media.
13:32I think is looking at it and going like, where are, where are we going to end up?
13:37They're terrified.
13:38No.
13:39The media is like a husband who's been caught cheating and he has a girlfriend and a wife
13:45on the side and a wife and he got, he got caught, got a girlfriend and a wife.
13:55Don't correct me.
13:56Got failed.
13:57He's got a girlfriend and a wife on the side.
13:59I'm going somewhere with this.
14:01They both found out, right?
14:04Okay.
14:05But in his mind, one of them will come back so he can, doesn't have to change anything.
14:11So the media isn't going to change because they still have somebody coming back to them.
14:21They're still in their bubble.
14:23When they tweet, they still get love from their little world.
14:27There's no, they're trying to get in front.
14:28What are they trying to do?
14:30And you pointed this out before anybody did, so I'll give you credit for this.
14:33They tried to point out physical things.
14:35Yeah.
14:36Oh, he was going to have to be in a wheelchair.
14:37And America's like, Oh no.
14:39Ever heard of governor Abbott?
14:40Yeah.
14:41He does a standup job in Texas.
14:43So it's true.
14:47Holy, the ableist would see that as an insult.
14:52He does.
14:53Always on his toes.
14:54The guy's good.
14:55The point is, like we, the point is, is that they, they still are the criminal in the corner
15:01trying to find a way to wiggle out there.
15:03They're trapped.
15:04They're in a corner, but the American people aren't putting enough pressure on them.
15:08And they're still, they're still getting the blessings of the people who cut their checks.
15:13Because if this was a moment of awakening, if they were like, Hey, this coverup and we're
15:19going to clean it up.
15:20The first thing they would do was fire every person on TV who pushed that to the American
15:26people.
15:27Right.
15:28That will be the first thing to do.
15:29And if Jake Tavidan had any credibility, they would resign because they were a willing participant
15:34lying to the American people, trying to influence elections.
15:37They're still doing it.
15:38Even when Trump has a win and I am reading the horrible CNN article, there was like,
15:42well, at the time when he said eggs were coming down, they weren't down yet.
15:46So he lied and then his lie turned into truth 48 hours later.
15:51So he's still a liar.
15:53They're still doing that.
15:54They're still the one.
15:55It goes back to the cheating thing.
15:56You catch your wife cheating and she's like, how dare you break into my phone?
16:00Yeah.
16:01What kind of a person goes to my phone?
16:02You're sleeping with my brother.
16:03It's not about that.
16:04It's about trust.
16:05And you were in my phone.
16:06What gives you the right to be in my phone?
16:09Yes.
16:10You'd be doing too much.
16:11I told you that story and confidence.
16:14All right.
16:18Even Biden bros like Trump.
16:20That's next.
16:25Biden officials odd by Trump or boat, as I like to say, Katie, because it all spelled
16:33out boat.
16:34Oh, thanks.
16:35According to Axios, Trump's Middle East successes are wowing even former Biden staffers.
16:40One anonymous official saying, I wish I could work for an administration that could move
16:45that quickly.
16:47Another said he has the ability to do things politically that previous presidents did not.
16:53What say you?
16:54Well, I thought the quote in Axios from Rob O'Malley was quite interesting because Axios
16:59to talk about our media segment forgot to explain who this guy is.
17:04So he said that it's dangerous that President Trump could have all of this power and that
17:08it's terrifying to see what he could come up with.
17:11Rob O'Malley had a security clearance swiped and is under investigation by the FBI for
17:15sharing classified information with the Iranians for giving them information that then allowed
17:19them to proliferate terrorism all over the Middle East and destabilize the entire region.
17:24So they forgot to put that part in his bio.
17:27So the fact that that guy thinks that Trump is dangerous shows that he's doing some good
17:32things.
17:33Yeah.
17:34But he's on the phone, though.
17:41I seem to remember like not even a week or so.
17:44Two weeks ago, they were on CNN and elsewhere.
17:47They were saying, oh, Trump's an embarrassment on the world stage.
17:50And you go and you look at the Middle East and they're like lapping harassment.
17:54Yeah.
17:55He's on an awards tour.
17:56Yeah.
17:57He's getting like man of the century.
17:59Yeah.
18:00He's like getting more votes than Jesus out there.
18:02He's having.
18:03Well, that's easy.
18:04Yeah.
18:05He's winning.
18:06A lot of Christians in the Middle East get it together, rewriting the Bible.
18:10But he's he's doing unbelievable things.
18:13And again, it's the guy with his arms crossed on the side.
18:15But it just comes down to the same thing.
18:17Trump is a man's man.
18:18And even even the guys, a little man buns and a little Birkenstocks and their wool socks,
18:23when they see a man do incredible things, the little tiny man in them, the alpha that
18:28wants to break out will will be like, that's awesome.
18:31Yes.
18:33Even though they'll have their little arms crossed and do this.
18:35Yes.
18:36There's a part of the goes, man, I wish I could do that.
18:40Yeah.
18:41You know, when he's doing amazing things over there, he's bringing people to the table.
18:44He's bringing groups that wouldn't even speak to each other.
18:47The Middle East is going to be a better place, which means it's everywhere else is going
18:50to be a better place.
18:51So of course, they're upset because he's doing his job and they hate him for it.
18:59He's doing amazing things.
19:01He's going to bring so much back to the American people, jobs, money, opportunities to Arabian
19:08horses, camels and the sword.
19:14No, camels are a mess.
19:15I don't I don't want that.
19:16Yeah.
19:17You know, he's doing amazing and they hate it.
19:19Yeah.
19:20And this is where it goes back to the A-block when I said that their filter is not working.
19:24If they had just if they listen to Tyrus and just say, OK, this stuff is working, that's
19:29a step forward for them to stop waking up every morning and feel like they want to throw
19:33themselves off a bridge.
19:35And one of the qualifiers was that he can do all of this and accomplish so much because
19:40he has a complete unquestioned authority over the Republican caucus, totally missing the
19:45point that it's it's serving the American people.
19:49It's actually representing the American people for once.
19:52And they see what they see is a sort of self aggrandizing and this ego and this king.
19:57They see that it's actually selfless.
19:59They totally miss the point that it's actually in complete service.
20:02And by the way, I also think some of those points, I don't know, I guess I should just
20:05like be grateful for the grain of salt or for the grain.
20:09But the first quote where it was like, gosh, I'm sorry, I don't know one grown man that
20:12says, gosh, that was clearly like a lie.
20:16And then also, did you guys see obviously the jet?
20:18But did you see that necklace today?
20:20Yeah, it was beautiful.
20:21Yeah, I know where that's going.
20:22Yeah.
20:23Right here.
20:24Can I borrow it sometime?
20:26Never.
20:27How much was that?
20:28How much was that necklace?
20:29It was priceless.
20:30Yeah.
20:31Wow.
20:32I got to get into this.
20:33Joe, when you watch the Democrats watching Trump, is that I imagine it's like you when
20:38you see a successful comedian.
20:40Yeah, it hurts.
20:42Wow.
20:43I didn't think that would have an impact, but now I feel really good.
20:56I almost feel bad for them.
20:59These people who work for Biden, because they're watching people give Trump jets and
21:02they work for the spirit heir of presidents that I feel I feel some emotions for them
21:10that I don't feel for the press, because this amount of lying, think of what it must do
21:15for your soul.
21:16And then they see Trump just does and says whatever he does.
21:19Yeah.
21:20And that they had to constantly go up.
21:21And even hearing you say, like, we were told it was a stutter.
21:24And then behind closed doors, they were like, he needs a wheelchair.
21:28What stutter is so severe that you need a wheelchair?
21:36That's like me going.
21:37That's like me going into Warby Parker and saying, you're nearsighted, you're gonna need
21:40a liver transplant.
21:44So think of the toll it must have taken.
21:45We haven't seen Kareen Jean-Pierre.
21:47She's in some sort of detox program.
21:51And they actually the amount of lying they had to do the story that's coming out about
21:54Kamala.
21:55They had to have a fake cocktail party so she could interact with the humans.
21:58Yeah.
21:59I don't know if they told her it was a fake cocktail party.
22:01She probably is wondering why her husband wasn't there playing pin the tail on the nanny
22:05and other party.
22:08But this shows you how pathetic they were in this administration that remember when
22:11she did her famous space is space babbling speech.
22:15They had to hire child actors.
22:17Yes, because regular children would have gotten up and left.
22:21And even those child actors, they probably fired their agents and said, look, you know,
22:27make me have make Nike something better than this.
22:29This is terrible.
22:30I thought child labor was outlawed.
22:33Yeah.
22:34So how can she hire child actors and I can't?
22:39It's just complete.
22:40Well, I just have them do work around the house.
22:43Pretend you're a laborer.
22:45Start mopping, punk.
22:46All right.
22:47Up next, a Democrat politician tries to pull a fast one.
22:51It's coming your way.
22:58Hey, hey.
23:00It's video of the day.
23:08Watch a hapless Democrat rep when she failed to do her prep.
23:13Our video of the day comes to us from Texas.
23:16It's a state, Joe, where lawmakers recently passed a bipartisan bill to address the sexual
23:21abuse crisis in public schools.
23:24The legislation filed by Republican Mitch Little removes immunity from public school
23:29districts and charter schools, allowing civil claims against these schools and employees
23:35for sexual misconduct or failing to report abuse.
23:38Let's watch as a Democrat politician tries to pull a gotcha on the bill's GOP author.
23:46Mr. Little, may I ask why this bill doesn't extend to private schools that receive voucher
23:54money?
23:55Because they're not immune from suit.
23:56In fact, I've sued some of them.
24:01OK, thanks.
24:07I mean, that proves everything's bigger in Texas, including humiliation.
24:18All right, let's just watch it again.
24:25Mr. Little, may I ask why this bill doesn't extend to private schools that receive voucher
24:33money?
24:34Because they're not immune from suit.
24:35In fact, I've sued some of them.
24:38OK, thanks.
24:43OK, thanks.
24:51This gets better.
24:53Now, the bill focuses exclusively on public schools because private schools could already
25:00be held accountable for their actions through private lawsuits.
25:04But it raises the question, why would Democrats be against suing public schools over their
25:10pervy teachers?
25:11I mean, imagine holding wrongdoers accountable for their actions.
25:16No wonder a Democrat was having trouble understanding it.
25:21I just want to know where all these teachers were when I was in school.
25:27Back then, I was even sexier than I am now.
25:31Emily, this OK, why are the Democrats against this?
25:38Is it another one of those things where if Trump or Republicans is for something good,
25:42hey, we should go after perverts?
25:45They have to be against it.
25:46Of course.
25:47And I also think just in that moment, it was just someone trying to sound really smart
25:52that just got obliterated.
25:53Then we're seeing this in a large scale epidemic, which is and we've seen it before.
25:56By the way, we saw it in covid.
25:58We saw in the past administration, which is the willing sacrifice of Americans, of their
26:02lives, of livelihood, of every component to refuse stubbornly to admit wrongdoing or
26:08to in any way signal approval for a Republican or a conservative or a Trump issue, no matter
26:13what it is.
26:14And that is why there is still child sex trafficking.
26:16And that is why there is still horrible crime rampant on the streets and why there's such
26:20a large task that this administration has cleaned it up.
26:22You know, Joe, I kind of I love that answer.
26:25It was like you got me and she kind of admitted it.
26:28I just thought it was so funny the way she went up and got her ass handed to her like
26:32that.
26:33You know, and I have to make it clear, I think that people who abuse children should be held
26:37accountable.
26:38And I also think they should be held underwater for a good 20 or 30 minutes.
26:47It was so funny the way she went up.
26:49It seemed like they they said this is a bipartisan supported bill and it was coming to an end.
26:55And someone said, somebody's got to go up.
26:56You go up.
26:57You go up.
26:58And she's like, she looked at me like someone who's saying, can you explain why I can't
27:02redeem this Big Mac coupon?
27:04And someone said, because you're a Taco Bell.
27:07Then they go.
27:08She just walked away.
27:09What else could she do?
27:18I'm confused, Katie, that like sovereign immunity, it's a way of saying government entities are
27:24protected from lawsuits.
27:27How is this possible?
27:28There's a lot of that goes that goes on where government sectors get protection from any
27:32kind of accountability, including lawsuits.
27:33But are we really surprised that the political party that is transing kids, keeping it from
27:39their parents, pro child mutilation, surgeries and medication?
27:44I mean, this is kind of part of their their brand.
27:47But you know, the teachers union is going to need something to do now that they can't
27:51advocate for these people.
27:52So I suggest they look at Disneyland for opportunities for employment.
27:57Tyrus, have you ever seen a woman like that?
28:00Just go.
28:01Oh, yes.
28:02I've never.
28:03I've never.
28:04Let me let me explain something to you.
28:08Y'all not seeing the same thing that I'm seeing.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Do we have the tech to run back her response one time real quick?
28:16Because once you see once you see it, you'll get it.
28:19OK.
28:20And I'll break it down for you.
28:21Mr. Little, may I ask why this bill doesn't extend to private schools that receive voucher
28:29money?
28:30Because they're not immune from suit.
28:32In fact, I've sued some of them.
28:38The fuse is lit.
28:39OK, thanks.
28:40And someone's about to get their ass whipped.
28:41The person.
28:42So.
28:43The assistant.
28:44So this is like you're out to dinner at your mom's friend's house and your mom says something
28:52to you and you're like, oh, shut up, mom.
28:54And your mom's like, OK, and then you think she forgot about it.
29:09This is what's wrong with them.
29:11She knew so little about the bill that her intern had to write her question for her.
29:15When you feel strongly about something, you don't have to read it.
29:19Yeah.
29:20And they read it on their phone.
29:21And again, it goes back to not reading very good.
29:24So she read her point that someone sent to her.
29:28And then when it got obliterated, all she could think about was going to find somebody
29:35and she was somebody got their ass whipped that night.
29:38Yeah.
29:39Yeah.
29:40And you know what?
29:41You don't send me all the way up there and gave me this to say and he just made me look.
29:45Now I look stupid.
29:46So true.
29:47All right.
29:48Baristas bitch about their dress code.
29:49Starbucks workers protest dress code Katie baristas are walking out over a thousand of
30:14them because they hate the new dress code that requires them to wear solid black tops
30:19before they could wear any color shirt.
30:21Is this racist?
30:22Uh, I don't know.
30:24You guys are both dressed in black.
30:25Are you applying now that there's lots of positions open?
30:28I wear black.
30:29I wear black cause it's slimming.
30:31It is slimming.
30:32It is.
30:33I just, if you don't want to work somewhere, you don't have to, but these are basic accommodations
30:38for employment.
30:39You're not entitled to show up to someone else's workplace where they give you money
30:42for labor and demand that you get to wear whatever you want.
30:45I mean, if you could come up with the old Starbucks outfit, it's like blue hair, nose
30:50ring, other weird things that make the coffee taste bitter and burnt.
30:56I don't know.
30:57There's lots of things that happen in Starbucks.
31:00So I just think if you're going to work somewhere, there are requirements and you are free to
31:03either live up to them or not.
31:06Or you have to be a really awesome employee so that they can't fire you if you dress however
31:11the way you want.
31:14Joe, I had a really good question for you and oh, this is, isn't this really about to
31:21prevent the kind of BLM stuff that like where all of a sudden people started wearing political
31:25s**t.
31:26So now they could say, oh no, we have a policy.
31:29You can't wear your pride shirt.
31:30You can't wear your whatever free Joe DeVito shirt.
31:34Well, it's Starbucks fault cause they were one of the first companies to say everybody,
31:38you know, bring your best self to work.
31:41And if your best self can't trade a black t-shirt for your flip flops and pajamas, I
31:46don't want you anywhere near my food or drink.
31:50But that whole idea, yeah, if we want you to, no, you're not in the business of that.
31:54And this idea of bring your best self to work, you don't bring your best self to work.
31:57You bring your work self to work and you hide your best self from your coworkers.
32:02And the only time it used to come out was when you would have something called the company
32:06Christmas party where you could get drunk and you could hook up and you could kill someone
32:13behind the Xerox machine and human resources couldn't do s**t on Monday because that one
32:18day you could bring your best self.
32:20It was like the purge.
32:21Yes.
32:22Those were the days.
32:24Those were the days, Tyrus.
32:27You came to work, nobody knew who you were.
32:30And then at that happy hour at the Christmas party.
32:34That's weird because for years they kept calling me the black guy.
32:37Don't ask the black guy to go to the party.
32:43You know, I just wish, y'all remember the pretzel hot dog stand in the mall?
32:50Yes.
32:51Those employees had to wear like the propeller and the yellow and blue hats.
32:56I would like a representative for one of them, I would like to hand him a microphone and
33:01be like, hey Starbucks, shut the f**k up.
33:08You've had interesting jobs, Emily.
33:11Did cheerleaders have a dress code?
33:13Yeah.
33:14I mean, at work obviously, but did they have to wear other stuff besides that?
33:19Yeah.
33:20Tell me about it.
33:21We had to wear our two pieces.
33:23You had to wear two pieces?
33:25You're disgusting.
33:27Pantyhose, you had to wear pantyhose?
33:31Was it a sheer pantyhose or was it nude?
33:35Okay.
33:36It was the kind your moms wear that like starts right under her boobs and goes to her feet.
33:42And one little hole in the leg will ruin her day.
33:44I believe it was called control top.
33:47So you guys, because we get our pantyhose from Hooters and Tyrus is going to Hooters
33:52and so I was like, oh my gosh, can you pick me up a beer?
33:54So Tyrus bought my pantyhose for me for Raiders, it was great.
33:57Really?
33:58But think about the Starbucks.
33:59So their argument in the union bargaining is that the dress code demands does not improve
34:06operations and it doesn't interfere with work to have their work.
34:10So that's why they are resisting this.
34:12They're saying it's interfering with a collective bargaining process.
34:16That's BS.
34:17It is.
34:18Because the whole point, you guys, is that the new proposed uniform is just a black top
34:21and khakis and maybe jeans.
34:23It is the most basic thing ever.
34:25Totally born out of the button incident, which they were like, well, I just want to say,
34:29save Ferris.
34:30At the end of the day, Starbucks is trying to make up for the fact that they directly
34:35influence the destruction of Seattle and the entire West Coast by allowing everyone to
34:39shoot up and be blue all the time.
34:41So now they're trying to make up for it to be boring, but what they have to do is just
34:45purge their entire workforce.
34:46They need new people who appreciate work.
34:48You know who likes a good black top?
34:52Don Lemon.
34:53He does.
34:54He's.
34:57I cannot.
34:58I tell myself, Greg, I cannot take the bait.
35:01Choice.
35:02It's a choice.
35:03I can now.
35:04Now the whole world's wondering, what do you mean by black top?
35:06I am.
35:07I'm a little ashamed that I know it.
35:10Up next, politicians literally asleep at the wheel.
35:15Take a picture of the week, baby.
35:23Behold the beautiful pic of the week.
35:26U.S. Representative Blake Moore.
35:28Debbie Dingell.
35:29Jane Schakowsky were caught sleeping during late night committee sessions working on President
35:35Trump's agenda bill.
35:37Joe, this would be OK if these sleepy lawmakers actually did any work.
35:41Yeah, but they don't.
35:43They don't have a right to fall asleep at work.
35:45No.
35:46I think this is the Biden legacy that politicians think that they don't have to be conscious
35:50to do their jobs.
35:51She doesn't even look alive.
35:53That's a that's a bad one.
35:54She looks like she has family members around her talking about what a good job they did.
35:58Wow.
35:59She's out of it.
36:03Yeah, you know.
36:05Now they say, you know, it all it would.
36:07It comes from the top.
36:08It's like their unconsciousness comes from the top.
36:12I thought he left.
36:14Still permeating.
36:16I think we know now why all these bad decisions are being made, because they're not sleeping
36:19so they can't make good decisions.
36:21I would have them sleep more.
36:22They actually know what they're voting on.
36:24I would prefer the more they sleep, the less damage they can do.
36:27That's a good thing.
36:28You know, Emily, I think that when they're asleep, Republicans should be allowed to draw
36:34on their faces.
36:41Did you ever do that to the cheerleaders would pass out?
36:44I got suspended for that for hazing.
36:49And I drew a penis on somebody's face.
36:52It wasn't that.
36:53But I drew something else.
36:54And it was from, you know, it's like like I was putting my year all over them, like
37:01nine, nine, seven.
37:02Anyway, whatever.
37:03I got suspended.
37:04Ninety seven.
37:05Yeah.
37:06Does that when you graduated high school?
37:07Yeah.
37:08Well, that's amazing.
37:09I know.
37:10Anyway, so here's what I feel bad for, though, is more because I think he has a sling on
37:15like and he really couldn't be woken up when his is the lady next to him was like really
37:19trying to.
37:20And I just was like, oh, my gosh, he's probably like on his pain meds.
37:23Yes.
37:24And, you know, I just felt bad for all of them.
37:25But this is Biden's legacy, you know, losing.
37:28Should we doctor pay for sleeping on the job?
37:31Yeah.
37:32Are we sure someone was sleeping?
37:33Yeah.
37:34She looks like she's having a really good moment there.
37:37I think you've I think you've I think you have accomplished you've got our entire audience
37:49sick.
37:50Yeah.
37:51It looks like, oh, yeah, I'm going to vote for your idea.
37:54Keep going.
37:55Look how well she was like so proud of herself that she ate the whole damn pie.
38:04Yeah.
38:05She does have a lot of water there.
38:06Yeah.
38:07Well, a lot of water.
38:08Yeah.
38:09I mean, if I had that much water, I would have to get up and pee.
38:12If I fell asleep, I'd wake up or actually looks like her neck is trying to eat her face.
38:17The funny thing is, afterward, the staffers got on Twitter to try and justify this.
38:21And they're like, I was asleep because I was working overtime.
38:25They're exhausted from their long trips to El Salvador to check on and protesting for
38:32queer Palestine.
38:33It's a it's a lot.
38:35We don't know.
38:36We don't know what these people do for a living.
38:39I think maybe now we do know what this should be, a part time job.
38:44They should have other jobs.
38:45Don't go away.
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